Thread 49762819

https://youtu.be/PhC3rukNU_k

previous >>49753790

rope edition

>>49762819 (OP)
>MVs in the OP

Love Chicken Blow, those bitches are crazy

And yeah, this morning is also shitty

hamster

>>49762884
look stupid vatnik i saw you take the b8 and post in that pathetic ano slide thread. if you are having a shitty morning you should do like i do and wake up to a gigantic stiff bloody mary for breakfast and start worshipping her holy highness most powerful idol in charge of material wealth success and revenge anochan.
i just scored yet another mini split air conditioning unit yesterday that i didn't even need but it was such a good deal that i couldn't refuse. i am about to have over ten tonnes of air conditioning power in my house and it's all thanks to ano.
her hymns are catchy af. hail ano.

todays tenga

>>49763086
>shit lips
disgusting

mini cosplaying riri

>>49763498
wow the text on the shirt isn't backwards that threw me for a loop. official goods

>>49763518
cute

AISU

150K followers. phenom

I'm Thingken about thos anos....

>>49763687
>it's real
HOLY

>>49763143
Uh...

>>49763687
>>49763802
Enough plastic to look korean

>>49763825
>>49763834
>not an air conditioning unit in sight
Uh...

Were dr.kim bills also paid by the "fans"?

>>49763910
yo

>>49763936
yo

yo in brazil when i mention i have over 100000 british thermal units of air conditioning in my house every 30yo granny is going to offer up one of her 14yo daughters to be my gf.
i will politely decline

new pink minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZoNY-_atGc

>>49763976
I remember them being good live
But i had a fever, so that might have been a hallucination

>>49763976
im going to say that was good because the russian said they were good.
it may have been a hallucination

>these komugis
if i ever wake up again today like this please harvest me

>hey, hope you have a good day, here's a link to an interesting manga i read today
>links misery porn josei drama
Thanks

>>49764074
post link and idol i hate seeing happy shit

i suppose seeing goto is misery enough nvm

>>49764103
ok this was a good post the thread can start now

>>49764099
She also posted a black dude today
Some player her favourite baseball team signed

>>49763086
pudding is going to become a real estate agent
>handholding girl
>handjob girl
>chika idol
>idol
>superstar idol
>faded idol
>real estate agent
>handjob granny
>handholding granny
https://youtu.be/yUzziXsYWvQ

>>49764129
lmao you are some fat old mongolian or khazakstani running on a giant hamster wheel to provide power to your buttfuck village

>>49764263
there she is

>>49764260
THERE SHE IS
ok this was a good post the thread can end now

i want to spend a night with yuras armpits

>>49764682
as the arbotoir of /alt/ i am going to say ok to this post.
this is good. it's subtle as far as the comment goes (relatively speaking) and sublime as far as the waki goes.
Man look at those waki folds....
even on the non-dominant arm you can see that kissu clearly.
just really a good post anon.
please don't tell me she's a kpop

yoloz

Spending my day drinking "beer" with Candy while listening to Moggers
Never drinking that again, sticking with Stella from now on

>>49763086
tf her armpits, she lost weight too fast

>>49764197
good for her but she's untalented like ano
she could aspire to be a stupid comedian or a competitive eater who act cutesy and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYkgeupVKcc

>>49764771
quite sure you said moggaaaarz are terrible too so not surprised. if the beer is bad why not drink vodka? not even trying to talk shit i love vodka and it's easy to make drinkable vodka so i assume they have extremely drinkable vodka for extremely cheap in russia.

>>49764822
dude those waki folds are like velvet.
like pudding.

it doesn't have anything to say

>>49764829
>you said moggaaaarz are terrible
They are fine live
At least i think so, i was deaf from theat NUANCE set when i saw Moggerz
>why not drink vodka?
Because Gin is better

>>49764892
>Gin is better
ok you can stay

Rewatching my Moggerz footage, yep^ they were fine

Gumo thread!

did everyone migrate to the fake thread?
im so ronry
don't leave me here kpop sisters

going to see yosugala with AKIRA

this is the heroines thread

Kohinya, don't leave us...

tenga

>>49763802
>>49763687
ano oysters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG7nAWZ_1xE

I'm not mad

>>49764260
>tfw no BOSS walnut bride wife

>>49765308
oi fukkin nice she said she was going to put that out i been waiting for it
hail fumo.

Miyu LinQKIDS

https://www.tiktok.com/@linqkids/video/7529106975674666247

new benis incoming
https://youtu.be/oFaBvbN6-ug

I heard you guys and gals and gays and helicos like T H I C C altdols with anime adaptation of live action.

bonus live action adaptation
https://files.catbox.moe/tkz6lx.png

I love her so much

>>49765460
cute pierced creature

>>49764035
Street wheat

>>49765454
can't even talk shit about that it's pretty good you probably didn't make that you just stole it off twitter right?
spotify tried to recommend me some acoustic goto album today and that was the wrong move i fukkin hate folk punk

>>49765460
those eyebrows are seriously the piece de resistance

>>49765484
alright i won't report this because it's dope

need to hear Nemoto Nagi's commentary on the death of the GOAT.
RIP Hulkster.

>>49765510
she hates that chud

>>49765454
she wants to be an inio asano character so bad

https://x.com/NANIMONO_purin/status/1948784612433412244
same

>>49765525
yeah i want to hear her talk mad shit about his racist corpse and also have a bunch of njpw heels on her show to slander him as well.
i really think she should do a wrestling podcast or something like that. wrestling nerds will talk forever about that shit. it's easily monetized. she could be doing onahole commercials every 15 minutes

>>49765608
spooky hallway

the 9 pic collage is just a meme i should have figured

>>49765608
>>49765646
i had a dream like that once.
it did not end well.

Which brand of curry alt idols prefer? Vermont is pretty nice, Gold is overrated
>>49765472
>you probably didn't make that
She made it, it's the cover for her weekly blog
>folk punk
She doesn't make folk punk, most of the second album isn't even folk
>>49765527
Naoki Yamamoto character(well, technically she is)

>>49765667
beautiful mokker

>>49765691
the fuck is she doing lol

>>49765692
breadday girl

>>49765454
ikr.
ano. she's the best.

>>49765454
looks like vatnik girl

>kpop tranny and main pedo
let the thread die

^ my number one fan is here

Someone post boss doing whatever which is more sexy than Natsuki's boring body

>>49765770
don't try to put one against the other, debians and tasks are both great

>>49765552
nice saki waki

we are waiting for kyoka gravure so we can finally ditch that group

I’d totally lick those… candies, of course!

This weeks Ice youtube video is up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqdbVVtL58

When riri videos

No one likes Riri

I do, I want to see that make up video just like ice to see how she looks like

We love Riri here she is the queen of heroines after all

There she is.

>The temporary two-person system has, before we knew it, lasted two months and is coming together nicely.
They aren't going to let Sakura come back.

>1500
Very /alt/ price

>>49765758
>>49765781
>mfw consuming natsuki gravy

>>49765484
fuck off pedo

>>49765834
>>49765969
>>49766042
all off-topic

>himari
>off-topic
literally kys yourself

don't care, stop being a pedo

Wonhee-san

ksloper, why do you insist on ruining our threads?

>>49766321
Cry more, tranny.

>>49766465
fun piercings

>>49766144
noticed more and more young japanese girls are morphing into kslop clones

>>49765926
it would be 10 hours long

>>49766526
me in the back

>>49766465
I would oshi this ugly girl if she didn't have that shitty tattoo

https://files.catbox.moe/o9afm0.mp4
??

I ain't clicking that unless it's something very alt

>>49766651
obvious virus

mogumogu

swimmy

>>49766667
cute

totally stopped paying attention to the turtles after AUG left she should have never been involved if she was just going to quit like that i would probably still support them if it wasn't for her. stupid dork.
she ruined it!

https://www.tiktok.com/@hime_daily/video/7530611266495221010
CUTE

not cute and obvious virus

Fofinha...

>>49766957
>when her 30yo mom finds out i have ten tonnes of air conditioning units
i politely decline

>>49765283
good taste chia is the best one. very good singer

>>49766262
>>49766246
janny came and saw all the kpop and said it fits.
/alt/ loses again

both kpop and pedo stuff should be deleted

^^^^^^^^^^^^
:)

My friend should stay here.

Gumo thread!! Another beautiful day to post my beautiful wife Riri!!

This hamster looks like a mommy.

Kyoka will save the thread.

God.

>>49767305
xiexie akiman

>>49767230
Cute Ruka.

>>49767291
pure and wholesome

raw sex with all 10musu

raw sex with all 10sai

clearing those tasks

yawn

>>49767804
toilet unclogged

the last time "turds flushed" was used on this board was September 2023

Another shitty morning
Hypotension sucks
Too lazy to find the post but i saw that guy said he stopped following turtles
Damn traitor

Katosan

>>49768162
that hair is so awful

Cool and evil-looking

>>49768195
That woman is so beautiful

monke

>>49768224
everyone is getting shortcuts like anochan she should do that

New Nemless art

>>49768188
Cute and pure.

baller

Ugly plastic creatura

Zero one
Zero one
Zero one
Zero one

Fashionable hag

>>49768679
Why is she flipping me off

Mfw Menma

hey hey hey hey
fumo ano every day

Just fuck already.

Fucking Candy and Menma at the same time

>>49768735
im not going to fuck fumo ano how uncouth. when the time is right i hope to make sweet love to fumo ano. but im sure not until at least the third date because fumo ano is classy

>>49768796
pudding says she eats in the bathtub because she's an adult so she can do that

AUG is waiting

>>49767595
> raw sex with all 10musu
Based

a successful birthday live for Katosan

good job Katosan

very nice low effort selfie from kawabunga yu.
she is also trying to seduce all her nijicon seniors and i respect that.

>>49768811
https://youtu.be/fkLpJcubnng

>>49768964
>>49768967
They're hungry for sex

SPATIO Moka

uh what are you doing?

Shochu

>>49768964
>>49768967
monke

we hate /main/

you will never be loved
you will never be a woman

shoot mainfags on sight

Menma keeps messing with all my favourite idols

Gonna need heavier firepower to take out mainfags

>>49769537
Someone must stop her

>今日の1番えらいポイントは夕方に酒を飲もうか冷蔵庫の前をウロウロしてしまったけど、飲まなかったことです
My oshi trying to overcome her alcoholism

freaking sickening thread

https://x.com/heroines_new/status/1949070204824371487
Shiori is coming back bros

>>49763498
Ano is so cute!

kys nonce

el ano de la calle

towering tall devil

brown japanese beauty

japanese giraffe eating mayonnaise

Akidchiman

How do I get an alt idol gf

Be a dirty punk ojisan

>>49769884
Be idol producer/manager
Be their big brother
Get your shit all pierced and tattooed up, dress up like it's 2006 on myspace, and rizz them up when buying cheki

someone come pick up their gakis please, this thread is for 18-45 year old young adult japanese idols.

Candy is huge
>>49769984
>18-45
What happens at 46?

>>49769993
you're right it's short sighted of me to not include 46-50 year old teenagers within the /alt/ age range

Another Violin Hag pillow
This one for your fancy victorian couch
Because all /alt/ fans have fancy couches

Depressed JS6 gumo

Can anybody kill him already?

well, at least he’s posting japanese idols

Pure idols ain’t what we want. We want dirty alt sluts.

new kiiikiii teasers are out

We love the /alt/ idol group KiiiKiii

young and natty
https://x.com/munyaa_zZ/status/1949088446196424747

is it safe now?

>>49770357
She's so hot

>only subscribers video
why kohinya why...

>>49769860
Lovely debians

papa anons we cringe at mama anons attempting to fake news yet again to prohibit our love of /our daughter/ as dictated by their false gods visa and mastercard.

https://x.com/ria_kirafore/status/1948982670933037291
based monke

>>49770607
this is the third girl today ive saw this nigga molest

this monke has not paid for cheki

>>49770633
lmao
https://x.com/B00kmarker_nii3/status/1948979579030569333

>>49770657
https://x.com/mimi_kirafore/status/1948982666260267122/video/1

>>49770371
This thread is scary, brother.

uhh did you just assume the trannies gender

>>49770797
i want tall autism to tell me she hates me

lazy sunny saturday afternoon with AKIRA

>>49770806
>>49770797
same, but with AKIRA
also, mirin BOSS abs

Riri with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEnaTZO8IG0

>>49770840
Noa and Nodoka are so cute bros

>>49770840
Why does Noa sweat the most her face and hair are drench

>>49770840
cringe

>>49770883
If you even watched it Aisu also had a gun. Fake fan spotted.

>>49770898
>implying i'm fan
Even those bitches can't play airsoft.

> Underground idols can’t cover their expenses just on idol work—especially if they want to spend on men (usually hosts). That’s why they all pick up side hustles in lounges, the sex industry, or through sugar‑baby arrangements. At an agency of that rank, conservatively speaking, at least half of the idols earn via those gigs. ‘Lounge’ is essentially a pillow service, so they’re all sex workers. That’s the reality of the underground‑idol scene.

https://x.com/honneofwotak/status/1949050256773279975

Not Ruka.

>>49770361
There it is, the awful tattoo

Menma...

chunky

>>49770921
Looks like someone is projecting
Most chika-idols have fairly regular part-time jobs

>>49770361
>>49770984
we love awful tattoos actually

can't even tell what it's a tattoo of

why is pedo spamming?
evadey?

>>49771027
Lol, it was the pedo
>Posts children
>Wants all idols to be prostitutes

lol he got caught in 4k

>>49771184
is this tengachan

>>49771024
smug fatno

>>49771185
say her name

What do CUTIE STREET and FRUITS ZIPPER have that Wasuta doesn't?

How do these groups blow up overnight while Wasuta has been grinding for 10 years in obscurity?

i can tell you what dong has that they dont (dong)

>obscurity
Wasuta are the world standard actually

>>49771209
-Number of members.
-At the beginning of WaSuta 3 of the members barely got any lines and were basically backup dancers.
-People may find their music too memey.
-They aren't as traditionally cute (besides Ririka) as other groups.
-They've been around for a while so they're a known quantity, people want something new.

>>49771232
people dont want dongs botox filled top lip?

Ruka is natty.

yeh so's coai

>>49771178
>Wants all idols to be prostitutes
On the contrary, I don’t want idols to be prostitutes. That’s why I don’t post any 18+ idols—I can’t be sure they’re not actually prostitutes. Gotta protect my karma.

I think I’ve hooked up with around 300–400 prostitutes in total, but in terms of sexual satisfaction (attractiveness rating, proactiveness in sex, and “freshness”), the ranking goes like this:

High:

Fuzoku girls (excluding soap)

Underground idols

Mid:

Concept‑cafe girls

Sex‑caba (sexy cabaret)

Girls‑bar and cabaret

Lower mid:

Lounge hostesses

Soap girls

Men’s esthetic girls

Sugar‑baby girls

Low

So I figure I’ll end up becoming a fuzoku‑old‑man myself in the future.

https://x.com/chino_ey/status/1948314354828660994

>>49771392
>I think I’ve hooked up with around 300–400 prostitutes in total
that sounds like a chore

Kill yourself

thread purification BOSS

>>49770142
>>49768506
are you sure she doesn't have all the belts? she has a lot of them

>>49771404
Takekoshi Fire

>>49771417
She has five MC belts and one antagonist belt, there are currently six rider series within the Reiwa era alone with multiple belts for MC, secondary, tertiary, rival and main antagonist characters in each series.

No way in hell does she have all of them, stop asking stupid ass bait questions.

>>49771473
i was unaware of how many there were nerd

>>49769897
the dirty punk ojisan:

Dooe ano

Gumo!

STOP!

>>49771492
That dude only fucks preteens
He also sells explicit pedo drawings at GPR showd

>>49771523
are you kidding me ruski?

>>49771531
About pedo drawings?
Definitely not

ano told us to watch https://myanimelist.net/anime/60489/Takopii_no_Genzai

And my oshi told me to wait for the next Madoka movie
Not watching it anyway

yoloz

I tired

i gave up

>>49771548
that's very on-brand for ano
I'm only watching dan da dan S2 and city the animation this anime season so far so I'll check it out

i want to hug kyoka

>>49771576
>La Planète sauvage
one of my favorite french anime

>>49771581
I've read about it but never watched it and isn't "anime" a specific thing to japan. Seems incorrect to call every animated movie an anime

king of the hill is my favorite slice of life anime

>>49771601
the French get a pass at the "X is my favorite anime" meme since a lot of series in the 80s and 90s were collaborations between the French and Japanese, or Japanese adaptations of French lore.

also japanese idols love Paris, not sure why though

>>49765846
I thought idols couldn't have boyfriends? You can clearly tell it was her boyfriend driving the car and filming her at the park

>>49771645
i never went to paris but i heard it's a shithole now. my friend and his wife went there maybe 6 or 7 years ago and he said the stereotype of french people being rude assholes is totally true. he said amsterdam was way cooler than paris

>>49771650
it was her brother

the simpsons best anime ever
lester is my favourite character

>>49771661
lester is dope but the show fell off hard after season 10 although 11-13 are passable.

>>49771658
Does every idol have a older brother???

>>49771645
>japanese idols love Paris
Ramu-chan...

>>49771650
If you pause at 7:19 you can see the dude he isn't even handsome

>>49771666
or a younger brother or both

Oh my goodness, the premium photo ops are something else.

so these alternative idols pick a lucky member of the audience to have sex with after every show?

>>49771667
good looking pigeon

>>49771673
no you have to pay. it depends on how many cheki you buy

>>49771673
Whoever their highest paypiggy is always gets the benefits of front row seats, etc Most of the time when the idol is ready to retire or graduate they marry the wota who was the #1 spender since they know they can have an easy life since the is rich

>Natsuki looking nervous around certain French people on the street when Task Have Fun went to Paris Expo 2019.jpeg
if anyone still has the pic

I wonder who akiman will marry

ano on the street

yoloz on the ship

>>49771689
it was a video

>>49771715
Miri

>>49771678
Ano is already rich, she doesn't need to marry anyone

>>49771783
who in the clown core alt princess of pierced idols is this

>>49771671
akiman booty

>>49771847
Ano isn't alt she sold out a long time ago