>Lose all my money at the races
>Take huge loan from demon
>Put it all on Potoooooooo
>Already in it deep and ride up my tab with booze
>Get drunk
>Drunk idea
>Sneak down to the stables
>Find that dumb centaur I have my hopes and dreams riding on
>Grab step stool
>Fuck that dumb half horse ass
>Cum
>Fall off stool
>Look up
>Sign says something gay like “Not Potoooooooo“
>Realized I fucked the wrong centaur
>Fuck
>No time to worry I’ll just go down the line
>8 and 1/2 centaurs later (one of them was a unicorn) finally find that dumb filly and fill her up
>Try whispering that if she doesn’t win I won’t fuck her again
>Too quiet the first time
>Yell it the second time
>Fuck x2
>Races start
>Every centaur breaks their PR and one world record is broken
>Potoooooooo even won
>Fall asleep on a nearby hay bail knowing I don’t gotta marry that horny blueberry
>For some reason wake up tied to a chair with the seat cut out
>Tanuki holding a rope with a knot at the end of it asks me if I’ve ever seen Casino Royale
>No
Anyway kids that’s how I met your mothers
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 12:44:30 PM
No.49780948
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>>49780971
>Be you
>Need SAVAGE beatings from your monwife
>Meet a dark elf
>FuckingFinally.jpeg.png.gif.tiff.wav
>She dotes on you endlessly and every whip strike is performative
>Actually hurts her wrist doing it
>Repetitive strain injury
>It was like 12 times, max
>Needs HOURS of aftercare to convince her that she is a good domme
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 1:04:31 PM
No.49781012
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We need more MGQ posting, too many normies are hiding here. It's a thread about MONSTER girl
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 5:14:06 AM
No.49785170
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>>49784990
>The kiki that shows up on the doorstep is dressed in an outfit from the 1600s
>All of the clothes in her suitcase are all 1600s style clothing
>No phone inside, no electronics; only some old religious artifacts in Old Church Slavonic
I'm not sure, but I think I've got a really old kiki on my hands. Not that I'm complaining! Far be it from me to complain, but I just wasn't ready for such a thing. I thought my state mandated kiki was gonna be in her late teens, 20s, or perhaps 30s.
Anons, I'm no longer satisfied with just pining for various mamono. A kind, gentle lilim. A kuudere ochimusha. A genk girl Raìju. Tomboy salamander. Mommy mode kitsune. Blushing, nervous Cupid. And all mixtures of trait and mamono I mentioned. I love them all. But it is no longer enough.
Eros, Goddess of Love, I'm coming for you. YOU are my target now.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 10:08:57 AM
No.49785736
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There are many lovers of big monster girls and many lovers of small monster girls, but are there any out there who appreciate medium-sized monster girls?
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 11:06:10 AM
No.49785790
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>>49785808
You resist the slop now, but zuckerberg will eventually unveil the slopverse and offer you a chance to plug in matrix style to a world where you can be with your monster wife and monster kiddies.
On that day we will test just how anti-slop you really are
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:13:00 PM
No.49785904
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>>49785865
I'm gonna be doing that with any undead. Those girls haven' brushed their teeth in years, decades, or even centuries. No doubt they're gonna have some rank breath, especially the old, crusty pharaoh. This is why it's better to opt for sneks. They're clean, slick, and smell nice!
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 4:37:49 PM
No.49787033
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>>49787317
I have been binge reading manhua slop the past few days so here is a greentext.
>Acquire Ren Xiongmao girlfriend in Mist Continent
>Go with her to an auction to acquire rare herbs to help with her cultivation so she may break through to the next level
>A wild Young Master appears!
>Ignorant Young Master accuses both of you of sneaking in because you have no invitation letter and aren't dressed richly enough
>After not believing that you were both personally invited by the head of one of the top families, guards attempt but fail to remove you both, no match for Xiongmao
>Young Master claims she is no match for the martial arts master that happens to be nearby and calls for him
>Xiongmao declares this martial arts master is not her oppenent
>Martial arts master tells her she is courting death but then loses one-sidedly
>Young Master tells Xiongmao that she will regret this because his papa is a powerful man
>Young Master's papa coincidentally arrives and see what has unfolded
>Young Master is ordered to kneel down and apologize to the Grandmaster he has offended if he doesn't want to be disowned
>Young Master at first refuses to bow to someone who looks like a mere commoner but then he sees one person after another of high status paying respect to her and gives in
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:19:09 PM
No.49787928
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>>49787959
>>49787858
I thought that was against the rules of Monster Girls?
Lord knows when I posted something on Smug years ago people went fucking apeshit because the character was fully furry, and I thought I was in line with what was considered a monster grill.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 9:35:03 AM
No.49789799
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>>49789803
How come every time I visit my family crypt it’s filled with zombies, ghouls, wights and vampires who are completely unrelated to me or my family?
>>49789864
>Most attempts done by prompters just end up being a waste of money
Just don't do pay-per-prompt. Problem solved.
>buy a sub (infinite gens for a month)
>create your prompt
>generate until you have a solid foundation image to work with (usually takes about 5-10 gens at most)
>inpaint the image to iron out any faults, or add anything that was missed
>continue inpainting as long as you want until you're satisfied
This one took me 2x gens to get a solid base image and 12x inpaints to move arms around, etc. Bout 5 mins at most. Simple.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 2:13:23 PM
No.49790483
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>>49790395
I've messed around with local and it's decent but it takes quite a while to get a single picture (10-40 seconds per pic depending on steps and such) and the quality being alright. Something like NovelAI is really damn fast and gives way better results. But you know, it costs money and you don't have the same control over the artstyle. Still, AI art is something fun to mess around with or good for a fap but I still like commissioning real artist more.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 8:33:20 PM
No.49792195
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>>49792290
Realistically if the portals opened, the most human looking of the mamono are going to be the most successful , at least in the first decade or so
So succs, vampires, dhampirs, anubis, kitsune, Cheshires, other cat girls, to a lesser extent, Danuki
WE like the freakier mamono but it'll take some time for them to be popular
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:06:37 AM
No.49793024
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>>49794345
I'm setting up a chatbot campaign and it takes place deep in the mountains on a ranch with a couple of donkey centaurs. There are farming and foraging mechanics but most of all it's a delivery game.
To keep it slow burning with the humans I'm thinking the donks take out their pent on whoever decides to piss them off and trespass, etc, etc. The idea is a riff off of angry latina trope but also how territorial donks are in real.
So far I've thought of a couple of simple things like a chicken-thief harpy and a werewolf gang crawling the mountains, but what might be some other cool ideas?
Maybe I can track some sort of vampiric or lich corruption.
AI is telling me that between centaurs, mermaids, lamias, and harpies, harpies would be the most possible monster girl biologically speaking. Lamias being the second most possible, then centaurs, and mermaids the least possible. All have biological complications. But if we were to engineer monster girls, are best bet is to start with harpies and lamias.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:12:59 AM
No.49793296
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>>49793269
I don't. But it's interesting to see what a computer model with a large database of information seems to think would be the major complications or hurdles to overcome when considering such creatures.
But it broke it down by each biological system: muscular/skeletal, cardiovascular, respiratory, metabolic, thermoregulation, etc.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:14:35 AM
No.49793304
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>>49793285
We'll start with elves since they're the most human-like. Then we'll upgrade to werecats, werewolves, danukis, and minos. Salamanders and lizards next. Then perhaps we can start getting into harpies and those with most extreme anatomies.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:22:31 AM
No.49793773
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I wonder how vamp mosquitos feel about all the mosquito torture and kill clips there are out there
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:33:23 AM
No.49794281
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>Walk up to big fancy lilim sitting on her throne
>Ask her to sit on my face instead
>Has me thrown in her dungeon
>Released the next day
>Do it again
>One of these days she’ll say yes
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:42:38 PM
No.49796699
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>>49797466
> Be Anon, just a regular guy, unemployed, desperate for a job to pay rent
> Scouring job boards, sending resumes, getting ghosted by every employer
> Portals start opening, fucking mamono from the MGE pouring into the world, chaos everywhere
> Decide to keep job hunting, bills don’t care about monster invasions
> Day 1: Head to a coffee shop for a barista interview, resume in hand, nervous as hell
> Halfway there, sky tears open, glowing portal spits out an Ochimusha, armored, katana gleaming
> She locks eyes on me, declares, “You! You shall be my lord and husband!”
> Nope.jpg, sprint down an alley, hear her armored boots clanging behind me
> Trip over a trash can, turn around, now a Dhampir’s there, cape billowing, fangs glinting
> “This one’s mine, warrior! His blood calls to me, and I’ll make him my eternal prince!”
> Ochimusha glares, draws her katana, “Back off, vampire! He’s my destined lord!”
> Dhampir hisses, claws out, they start circling each other, I’m just sitting in trash, terrified
> Fight breaks out, Ochimusha’s blade clashes with Dhampir’s supernatural speed, sparks flying
> Ochimusha slashes, Dhampir dodges, counters with a claw swipe, they’re wrecking the alley
> Crawl away while they’re distracted, hear Ochimusha yell, “My lord, stay safe!”
> Dhampir snaps, “Don’t run, my prince, I’ll protect you!”
> Make it to the coffee shop, interview’s a bust, manager’s hiding from mamono outside
> Day 2: Try for a warehouse job, figure it’s lowkey, maybe mamono won’t find me
> Wrong. Ochimusha’s waiting outside, bowing, “My lord, I’ll ensure your honor in labor!”
> Dhampir appears from the shadows, smirking, “Prince, I’ll make your nights unforgettable.”
> They start arguing, Ochimusha’s all, “I offer loyalty, discipline, and a warrior’s devotion!”
> Dhampir fires back, “I bring passion, eternal youth, and I’m way better in bed!”
> Ochimusha blushes but doesn’t back down, “My cooking and swordsmanship surpass your tricks!”
> Dhampir laughs, “Cooking? I’ll feed him my love, and he’ll beg for more!”
> They’re shouting, inching closer to another fight, I sneak toward the warehouse entrance
> They notice, both grab an arm, Ochimusha’s grip like iron, Dhampir’s cold but firm
> “Stay, my lord!” “Don’t leave, my prince!”
> Wiggle free, bolt inside, but warehouse is crawling with Gremlins, noping out of there too
> Day 3: Try a retail job, last resort, folding shirts at a mall sounds safe
> Ochimusha and Dhampir follow me, now bickering like an old married couple
> Ochimusha: “A true wife protects her husband’s honor and home with strength!”
> Dhampir: “A real wife keeps her man happy and satisfied, not just swinging a sword!”
> Shoppers staring, I’m pretending to fold socks, planning my escape
> They start another fight, Ochimusha’s katana slices a display, Dhampir throws a mannequin
> Mall security’s useless, mamono are tossing shelves, I duck under a counter
> Try to crawl to the exit, Ochimusha spots me, “My lord, I’ll carve a path for us!”
> Dhampir teleports in front, “Prince, let’s slip away to my castle!”
> Get cornered in a food court, they’re still arguing, now about who’d raise better kids
> Ochimusha: “Our children will be disciplined warriors!”
> Dhampir: “Mine will be charming nobles with my grace!”
> Day 4: Give up on jobs, hide in my apartment, barricade the door
> Ochimusha’s outside, serenading me with some ancient samurai love poem
> Dhampir’s tapping at my window, promising eternal romance under the moonlight
> Try to sneak out the back, they both catch me, now arguing over who saw me first
> Fight breaks out again, Ochimusha’s sword meets Dhampir’s claws, food truck gets totaled
> Slip away during the chaos, hide in a dumpster, hear them calling for me
> Day 5: No job, no peace, just two mamono fighting over who gets to marry me
> Ochimusha leaves rice balls at my door, Dhampir leaves roses and a creepy love letter
> Consider moving to Antarctica, but portals probably opened there too
> Curl up under my bed, clutching a broom, wondering why I ever left my house
> Hear them outside, still arguing, “He’s my lord!” “No, my prince!”
> Jobless, trapped, and probably doomed to be someone’s husband
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:38:30 AM
No.49799648
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>>49800030
>Strategically placing dormice around your house to keep it smelling nice
>They keep moving back to your bed whenever you look away
>Getting them their own beds doesn't work
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:25:51 PM
No.49800963
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>>49800971
I think getting foxed is inevitable, bros… but even if that’s the case, they’ll NEVER convince me that tofu is edible. Shan’t be consuming the onions brick.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:02:19 PM
No.49801449
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>>49801205
On the one hand, I'm not surprised a patron porn game is moving at a glacial pace. On the other it's a bit shame to see it happened to MGD, it's a damn good game and got a lot of really good girls.
Still, the game itself is good so the only people getting hurt is the people subbing with months of no updates
>portals open
>you want your new waifu
>go to the shop the monster girls have opened
>it's dorks r us
>you see lots of dorky monster girls for sale
>then a cool one picks you up and takes you to the till.
It was you. You were also the dork.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:23:38 AM
No.49804043
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Alright 'nons, time for another round of Ask! That! ANON!
For today's question we have:
"Describe the scenario in which you would like to meet your mamono wife"
