I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade

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>>49780063
Buy an ad, faggot

I have unilaterally decided that we are going to discuss p'orcs this thread.

>>49780114
what about horcs?

>>49780136
Too wild and brown for my tastes. I'll stick to p'orcs. You can have the h'orcs.

>>49780068
Buy a faggot, ad.

>>49780114
>>49780136
Man, now I want eggs, toast, and hash browns.

>>49780157
a nice and balanced breakfast

>>49780157
>No piggy, p'orc wife to serve you bacon and eggs in bed first thing in the morning

>>49780068
I don't think he's even trying to get people to go to Capy at this point. He's probably just trying to stir shit.

>>49780213
You're the shit stirrer

evil monsters are sexy

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>49780265

Ideal kitsune form. In her 40s (or kitsune equivalent), voluptuous (picrel is ideal kitsune body), and kinda bashful

>>49780343
>In her 40s (or kitsune equivalent)
so like 4000 years old?

Why does the fanart link not work?

>>49780063
New thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/35133.html

>>49780405
thanks

>>49780405
Ban the french subhuman and I will go on capy

>>49780445
Who?

>>49780484
That would be... YOUR FATHER!

>Lose all my money at the races
>Take huge loan from demon
>Put it all on Potoooooooo
>Already in it deep and ride up my tab with booze
>Get drunk
>Drunk idea
>Sneak down to the stables
>Find that dumb centaur I have my hopes and dreams riding on
>Grab step stool
>Fuck that dumb half horse ass
>Cum
>Fall off stool
>Look up
>Sign says something gay like “Not Potoooooooo“
>Realized I fucked the wrong centaur
>Fuck
>No time to worry I’ll just go down the line
>8 and 1/2 centaurs later (one of them was a unicorn) finally find that dumb filly and fill her up
>Try whispering that if she doesn’t win I won’t fuck her again
>Too quiet the first time
>Yell it the second time
>Fuck x2
>Races start
>Every centaur breaks their PR and one world record is broken
>Potoooooooo even won
>Fall asleep on a nearby hay bail knowing I don’t gotta marry that horny blueberry
>For some reason wake up tied to a chair with the seat cut out
>Tanuki holding a rope with a knot at the end of it asks me if I’ve ever seen Casino Royale
>No
Anyway kids that’s how I met your mothers

>49780819
>Monster girls killing and torturing
Slop

>>49780819
Kill yourself

>>49780828
>>49780839
Cringe

>Be you
>Need SAVAGE beatings from your monwife
>Meet a dark elf
>FuckingFinally.jpeg.png.gif.tiff.wav
>She dotes on you endlessly and every whip strike is performative
>Actually hurts her wrist doing it
>Repetitive strain injury
>It was like 12 times, max
>Needs HOURS of aftercare to convince her that she is a good domme

>>49780948
Just get an automaton to do it for you 24/7

P'orcs fear the building inspector

We need more MGQ posting, too many normies are hiding here. It's a thread about MONSTER girl

>>49780971
Spoken like an Anon who knows nothing of the 3 laws of fuckbotics!

>>49781014
The three laws:
1. I want to fuck her
2. She wants to fuck me
3. We want to fuck each other

>>49780981
what are they building?

>>49780007 (OP)
So, basically a good example of the MGE Automaton:

https://youtu.be/s-n9weZtcN0?si=biV2UrFNhHcMDBTA

https://youtu.be/a6FB9NU_Vr8?si=46ZVtW0HaTDLGTnv

>Yeah I'm evil, but have you seen my tits?

In nature, some creatures, including humans, freeze in place when confronted by a snake. This is a survival instinct to avoid detection as snakes are among the creatures with a strongly movement-based vision.

Based slopbro keeping watch

>>49780819
I don't really get it.

Practice your chirping if you wanna get a birb.

You belong at a Mad Hatter's tea party.

>>49782702
My preference is wood elves because, y'know, twins.

I love it when those usually smug Ratas get flustered.

Undead hours.

Even the cats are undead!

Kiss your sneks

>>49783177
A lawn crew just destroyed a whole bunch of native plants and flowers in a public park they weren't supposed to mow in

Very, very sad

>>49783807
I meant to include that it was in my part of town

>>49783807
Need to make room for those non-native alraunes, tentacles, and barometz somehow.

Hot, steamy, cow breath!

So what girl do we hold hands with?

>>49784414
Hold hands with jubjubs

No straight man can resist a holstaur.

They're the ultimate gay test. If you don't like them, you're gay, and you will alp. It's as simple as that.

One more holst for the road, enjoy!

>>49784414
ms tentacle

>>49784414
I have a preference for holding hands with big fuzzy paws or big scary claws

>>49784453
I don't dislike them I just realized that there are much better monsters such as glorious dragons

>>49784608
Based and reptile-pilled.

>>49784990
kiki will never reach me
not behind my wall of instant noodles and energy drinks

>>49784990
You know, I never give mamono tails enough credit--she could have some really cool dance moves if she shakes that feather duster right.
(Her butt. Her butt is the feather duster)

>>49785026
wendigo tails and malef tails are surprisingly long

wheres the hags

>>49784990
>The kiki that shows up on the doorstep is dressed in an outfit from the 1600s
>All of the clothes in her suitcase are all 1600s style clothing
>No phone inside, no electronics; only some old religious artifacts in Old Church Slavonic
I'm not sure, but I think I've got a really old kiki on my hands. Not that I'm complaining! Far be it from me to complain, but I just wasn't ready for such a thing. I thought my state mandated kiki was gonna be in her late teens, 20s, or perhaps 30s.

>>49785154

>>49785177
>Danger noodle
I swear if monster girls ever do become real, and I get the pleasure of marrying a lamia or any girl with a serpentine-like body; I'm buying her and forcing her to wear a t-shirt that says "Danger Noodle."

>>49785177
big soft sneks

>>49780981
>no, straw is not an approved building material
>no, sticks are not an approved building material
>yes, bricks are an approved building material
>don't get upset with me because your sister was the only one who bothered to learn how to build before you started constructing your houses

Anons, I'm no longer satisfied with just pining for various mamono. A kind, gentle lilim. A kuudere ochimusha. A genk girl Raìju. Tomboy salamander. Mommy mode kitsune. Blushing, nervous Cupid. And all mixtures of trait and mamono I mentioned. I love them all. But it is no longer enough.

Eros, Goddess of Love, I'm coming for you. YOU are my target now.

>>49785536
>quote from man, seconds before falling prey to an overworked cupid

>>49780981
Never seen this Latenight art before. How long ago was this made?

There are many lovers of big monster girls and many lovers of small monster girls, but are there any out there who appreciate medium-sized monster girls?

You resist the slop now, but zuckerberg will eventually unveil the slopverse and offer you a chance to plug in matrix style to a world where you can be with your monster wife and monster kiddies.

On that day we will test just how anti-slop you really are

SUBMIT and go spend some time with your daughter

S U B M I T

U

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>>49785790
Jokes on you, I'm going to be to afford Elon Musk's Monstergirl Automatons

>>49785536
Take the ISR pill and you can pine for all of them at the same time.

>>49780007 (OP)
Dude let me in
I'm a hebi

>>49785842
When hebis are prowling about at night, you know it can't be good

Kissing ghouls

>>49785857
*throws breath mint in*

>>49785865
I'm gonna be doing that with any undead. Those girls haven' brushed their teeth in years, decades, or even centuries. No doubt they're gonna have some rank breath, especially the old, crusty pharaoh. This is why it's better to opt for sneks. They're clean, slick, and smell nice!

Horses are ____________.

We moving back then?

>>49786051
Yes just hold on bro, Two More Weeks I promise

MEOW!
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooow?

>>49786160

>>49786160
Anyon...

I have been binge reading manhua slop the past few days so here is a greentext.

>Acquire Ren Xiongmao girlfriend in Mist Continent
>Go with her to an auction to acquire rare herbs to help with her cultivation so she may break through to the next level
>A wild Young Master appears!
>Ignorant Young Master accuses both of you of sneaking in because you have no invitation letter and aren't dressed richly enough
>After not believing that you were both personally invited by the head of one of the top families, guards attempt but fail to remove you both, no match for Xiongmao
>Young Master claims she is no match for the martial arts master that happens to be nearby and calls for him
>Xiongmao declares this martial arts master is not her oppenent
>Martial arts master tells her she is courting death but then loses one-sidedly
>Young Master tells Xiongmao that she will regret this because his papa is a powerful man
>Young Master's papa coincidentally arrives and see what has unfolded
>Young Master is ordered to kneel down and apologize to the Grandmaster he has offended if he doesn't want to be disowned
>Young Master at first refuses to bow to someone who looks like a mere commoner but then he sees one person after another of high status paying respect to her and gives in

>>49787033
I don't really understand what that greentext has to do with anything but where is my six million years of cultivation followed by getting my soul stolen?

>>49787317
>I don't really understand what that greentext has to do with anything
Consider yourself lucky.

>blushing
>mutual blushing with dorks upon seeing the opposite sex after portals

>>49787688
>mamono courting rituals are actually just running up to you at full speed, putting their hands behind their back, blushing and looking anywhere but you, and kicking the ground lightly until you say "hello?"

>>49780007 (OP)
Don't know if there are any artists lurking here, but if anyone is talking requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/o2vcq1dohnzet0ew.png

>>49783769
How is this not full blown furry?

>>49787771
Who said it wasn't?

>>49787858
I thought that was against the rules of Monster Girls?
Lord knows when I posted something on Smug years ago people went fucking apeshit because the character was fully furry, and I thought I was in line with what was considered a monster grill.

>>49787928
As you can see the thread is currently a bit low on anons who like to complain.

>>49787758
Take it to a drawthread, bud

>>49788023
It doesn't hurt to ask.
The closest thing this board has is the "OC content" thread and its basically all 2hu.

>>49788040
I need it in my face

>>49788112
Lewd.

>>49788255
I like the memes of her hanging out with doom guy and the god emperor. It's rare we get mamono that are that based.

>>49787959
Moved onto greener and Mickless pastures.

>>49788424
Imagine being so utterly owned by one person.

>>49788450
It's amusing watching you think that when people are happy in Capybara because the moderation works and the Irish peasant not only got banned but got cucked by the Labour party.

>>49788456
You are still here.

>>49788473
It's as if I can use one thread as my main one and this one as the shitposting bloated corpse it's become.

Werewolves are man's best friend

>>49788558

>>49788108
>look up paizuri art of her in this outfit
>actually quite a few results
Nice.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ibuki_douji_(swimsuit_berserker)_(fate)+paizuri

I am no longer asking
*points gun at you*
go spend time with your kids

>>49789421
if I had hellwan kids I would you piece of slopshit
fuck the fuck off

>>49789458
Would you graciously accept this award from her, anon?

>>49789620
Now how many generations did you waste before getting a passable result, anon?

>>49789646
waste?

Thanks for demonstrating why sloppers were not welcome around here.

>>49789421
My desire to raise hellpups just increased significantly with this artwork you made

>>49789693
AI is the future, Anonymous. We haven't even seen the beginning of it yet.
Jump on board or get left behind.

Who knows. Maybe AI will manage to make MGE mamono real.

How come every time I visit my family crypt it’s filled with zombies, ghouls, wights and vampires who are completely unrelated to me or my family?

>>49789799
crypts are just hang outs for old undead to seek a husband
be careful, some are triple digits in age

>>49789683
It takes multiple generations with the same prompt to even get something that satisfies the prompter's request decently enough. Most attempts done by prompters just end up being a waste of money since they don't end up being good enough to use at all.

>>49780007 (OP)
Is there any way to sort the Nextcloud images by artist?

>>49789864
>Most attempts done by prompters just end up being a waste of money

Just don't do pay-per-prompt. Problem solved.

>buy a sub (infinite gens for a month)
>create your prompt
>generate until you have a solid foundation image to work with (usually takes about 5-10 gens at most)
>inpaint the image to iron out any faults, or add anything that was missed
>continue inpainting as long as you want until you're satisfied

This one took me 2x gens to get a solid base image and 12x inpaints to move arms around, etc. Bout 5 mins at most. Simple.

>>49789997
and if you're not satisfied with the quality/poses/whatever, just tweak your prompts and keep slamming the gen button until you have whatever you're after

>>49789882
None?

>>49789997
what do you use to generate them anyhow? Just chatGPT or something?

>>49790194
You can run a local model on your pc and not deal with massive amounts of restrictions. Or you can be stupid and pay. The sky is the limit to what you can produce if you download random loras!
Even a 12gb 3060 will produce for you no problem.

>>49790395
I've messed around with local and it's decent but it takes quite a while to get a single picture (10-40 seconds per pic depending on steps and such) and the quality being alright. Something like NovelAI is really damn fast and gives way better results. But you know, it costs money and you don't have the same control over the artstyle. Still, AI art is something fun to mess around with or good for a fap but I still like commissioning real artist more.

>>49790194
novel
https://files.catbox.moe/8lbcuq.png

>>49790543
Do two siths kissing please.

>>49790817
ms roper, your pants...

Yes, This is it. Perfect. We are immersed in monster girls.

>>49791186

>>49790817
You have to deal with her tentacles stealing your pants away while duelling her

>>49790395
>be stupid and pay
brother it's not bad though. I don't poopoo on local but NAI owns.
>>49791186
I like being immersed in monster girl

actually ded, holy shit

>>49791414
What monster girl would you let sit on your face casually?

Maybe we need a writing competition?

Meow!

>>49791357
>Pic
I wish that were me right now.

I have been thinking a lot about sneks recently.

>>49792009
Miss Hebi wouldn't want me. I have a vore fetish.
Thus I will remain a pure virgin wizard!

Realistically if the portals opened, the most human looking of the mamono are going to be the most successful , at least in the first decade or so

So succs, vampires, dhampirs, anubis, kitsune, Cheshires, other cat girls, to a lesser extent, Danuki

WE like the freakier mamono but it'll take some time for them to be popular

big lady

>>49792195
At least all the lolis will have ample success.

>>49792247
>>49792247
>>49792247
>>49792247

>>49792358
Do you remember when we had that anon that said 7 foot was the cutoff for giantess /d/ shit.

>>49792290
>Almost every politician and celebrity now has monster loli wives
Imagine my shock...

>>49792761
Give elf...

>>49792766

Decisive fox genetic victory.

>>49792779
They're so damn lewd and provocative.

>>49784608
But the best dragons are the ones you can tease for being cows. Since as we all know, horns + big breasts = cow.

>>49792791

>>49792761
Only one of these girls is shorter than me...

I'm setting up a chatbot campaign and it takes place deep in the mountains on a ranch with a couple of donkey centaurs. There are farming and foraging mechanics but most of all it's a delivery game.
To keep it slow burning with the humans I'm thinking the donks take out their pent on whoever decides to piss them off and trespass, etc, etc. The idea is a riff off of angry latina trope but also how territorial donks are in real.
So far I've thought of a couple of simple things like a chicken-thief harpy and a werewolf gang crawling the mountains, but what might be some other cool ideas?
Maybe I can track some sort of vampiric or lich corruption.

>>49792865
Manlet.

>>49792865
Yeah, ditto.
>>49793220
Fair cop.

AI is telling me that between centaurs, mermaids, lamias, and harpies, harpies would be the most possible monster girl biologically speaking. Lamias being the second most possible, then centaurs, and mermaids the least possible. All have biological complications. But if we were to engineer monster girls, are best bet is to start with harpies and lamias.

>>49793266
why at any point would you believe it?

>>49793266
In Battletech, the first monstergirls engineered were mermaids for colonizing water worlds. YMMV.

>>49793266
elves tho...

>>49793269
I don't. But it's interesting to see what a computer model with a large database of information seems to think would be the major complications or hurdles to overcome when considering such creatures.

But it broke it down by each biological system: muscular/skeletal, cardiovascular, respiratory, metabolic, thermoregulation, etc.

>>49793285
We'll start with elves since they're the most human-like. Then we'll upgrade to werecats, werewolves, danukis, and minos. Salamanders and lizards next. Then perhaps we can start getting into harpies and those with most extreme anatomies.

You know you wanna kiss her

Big hands, long tongue, cute face, nice tits, fat ass.

>>49793512
Trolls have all that except the long tongue.

Maybe you can find one that has some lamia or sandworm further up her family tree that causes her to have a long tongue as well.

I wonder how vamp mosquitos feel about all the mosquito torture and kill clips there are out there

In stadiums in monster girl cities, they don't have kiss cams, they have blow cams

>>49793807
>Miss Sylph's day has come!

>Walk up to big fancy lilim sitting on her throne
>Ask her to sit on my face instead
>Has me thrown in her dungeon
>Released the next day
>Do it again
>One of these days she’ll say yes

>>49793024
A bot in set in the cat kingdom where you have to do your best to not earn ten punishment points or you get the bad end.
Not really related to yours though.

So when do I get a !Egyptian werecat that bounces up and down on me in her !Egyptian house to a funny beat?

>>49794354
When you stop taking your anti waifu pills.

Who’s more likely to snitch on me?
>Rata-chan
>Rat-chan

>>49794371
Rats would never betray-stab human, yes-yes.

>>49785183
>The real danger noodle

>>49794604
TAKE THAT BACK! WURMS ARE NEVER DANGEROUS TO HUMANS! ONLY STRUCTURES.

>>49794615
And what of the humans inside the structures she's made unstable or collapse?

>>49793530
Why does she wear a shirt that is too small for her?

>>49794371
Rata will blackmail you unless you relocate to inside her massive, fluffy tail.
Rats will just swarm you if they want you.

>>49795300
how many rats could you take in a fight?

you WILL marry the dunmer
you WILL live in a hut
you WILL eat the kwama eggs

>>49795328
I like dunmer. I WANT to eat bugs and wierd jelly in my ashlander waifus prepper camp.

Ass, ass all in my ass, ass all in my notepad, ass all in my screen.

>>49795480
>Acquire dunmer gf
>in exchange you have to live in the shithole that is morrowind
Is it truly worth it?

>>49796001
mainland morrowind is fine, it's vvardenfell that's a shithole
and by volume you're far more likely to get a mainlander

>>49796001
I grew up around heavy smokers. I'm sure it'll be about the same. Maybe a little better.

>>49796199
No no, give me the raw dunmer woman, not that mainland diluted species

Hot, hound breath!

> Be Anon, just a regular guy, unemployed, desperate for a job to pay rent
> Scouring job boards, sending resumes, getting ghosted by every employer
> Portals start opening, fucking mamono from the MGE pouring into the world, chaos everywhere
> Decide to keep job hunting, bills don’t care about monster invasions
> Day 1: Head to a coffee shop for a barista interview, resume in hand, nervous as hell
> Halfway there, sky tears open, glowing portal spits out an Ochimusha, armored, katana gleaming
> She locks eyes on me, declares, “You! You shall be my lord and husband!”
> Nope.jpg, sprint down an alley, hear her armored boots clanging behind me
> Trip over a trash can, turn around, now a Dhampir’s there, cape billowing, fangs glinting
> “This one’s mine, warrior! His blood calls to me, and I’ll make him my eternal prince!”
> Ochimusha glares, draws her katana, “Back off, vampire! He’s my destined lord!”
> Dhampir hisses, claws out, they start circling each other, I’m just sitting in trash, terrified
> Fight breaks out, Ochimusha’s blade clashes with Dhampir’s supernatural speed, sparks flying
> Ochimusha slashes, Dhampir dodges, counters with a claw swipe, they’re wrecking the alley
> Crawl away while they’re distracted, hear Ochimusha yell, “My lord, stay safe!”
> Dhampir snaps, “Don’t run, my prince, I’ll protect you!”
> Make it to the coffee shop, interview’s a bust, manager’s hiding from mamono outside
> Day 2: Try for a warehouse job, figure it’s lowkey, maybe mamono won’t find me
> Wrong. Ochimusha’s waiting outside, bowing, “My lord, I’ll ensure your honor in labor!”
> Dhampir appears from the shadows, smirking, “Prince, I’ll make your nights unforgettable.”
> They start arguing, Ochimusha’s all, “I offer loyalty, discipline, and a warrior’s devotion!”
> Dhampir fires back, “I bring passion, eternal youth, and I’m way better in bed!”
> Ochimusha blushes but doesn’t back down, “My cooking and swordsmanship surpass your tricks!”
> Dhampir laughs, “Cooking? I’ll feed him my love, and he’ll beg for more!”
> They’re shouting, inching closer to another fight, I sneak toward the warehouse entrance
> They notice, both grab an arm, Ochimusha’s grip like iron, Dhampir’s cold but firm
> “Stay, my lord!” “Don’t leave, my prince!”
> Wiggle free, bolt inside, but warehouse is crawling with Gremlins, noping out of there too
> Day 3: Try a retail job, last resort, folding shirts at a mall sounds safe
> Ochimusha and Dhampir follow me, now bickering like an old married couple
> Ochimusha: “A true wife protects her husband’s honor and home with strength!”
> Dhampir: “A real wife keeps her man happy and satisfied, not just swinging a sword!”
> Shoppers staring, I’m pretending to fold socks, planning my escape
> They start another fight, Ochimusha’s katana slices a display, Dhampir throws a mannequin
> Mall security’s useless, mamono are tossing shelves, I duck under a counter
> Try to crawl to the exit, Ochimusha spots me, “My lord, I’ll carve a path for us!”
> Dhampir teleports in front, “Prince, let’s slip away to my castle!”
> Get cornered in a food court, they’re still arguing, now about who’d raise better kids
> Ochimusha: “Our children will be disciplined warriors!”
> Dhampir: “Mine will be charming nobles with my grace!”
> Day 4: Give up on jobs, hide in my apartment, barricade the door
> Ochimusha’s outside, serenading me with some ancient samurai love poem
> Dhampir’s tapping at my window, promising eternal romance under the moonlight
> Try to sneak out the back, they both catch me, now arguing over who saw me first
> Fight breaks out again, Ochimusha’s sword meets Dhampir’s claws, food truck gets totaled
> Slip away during the chaos, hide in a dumpster, hear them calling for me
> Day 5: No job, no peace, just two mamono fighting over who gets to marry me
> Ochimusha leaves rice balls at my door, Dhampir leaves roses and a creepy love letter
> Consider moving to Antarctica, but portals probably opened there too
> Curl up under my bed, clutching a broom, wondering why I ever left my house
> Hear them outside, still arguing, “He’s my lord!” “No, my prince!”
> Jobless, trapped, and probably doomed to be someone’s husband

>>49796886
That is my life now.

Gachafox poster I want your finest foxes.

>>49797168

Can you sense it?
The hebis are on the move.

>>49796699
MGs force husbanding you without mercy are so vicious.

>>49797466
Just accept the fox. She's perfectly serviceable.

>>49797471
Sneaky fox trying to make it even more difficult for me to refuse when wearing an expression like that.

>>49791357
Imagine what practising a grappling martial art must be like after the portals open.

Ded

>>49797584
But I feel fine.

The stench of a troll is ___________.

Well would you look at the time....

need more brown monsters

>>49798834
How brown we talkin'?

>>49798879
chocolate

>>49798932
Chocolate chocolate?

I wanna make a danuki feel cherished and loved

>>49798948
very chocolate chocolate

>>49799034
dubai chocolate

What are Wurms? Dragons? Lizards? Caterpillars?

>>49799538
Wurms are in fact very large dogs.

>>49799575
ms wurm does in fact love to play fetch and lay on anons lap most other times
it tracks

>Strategically placing dormice around your house to keep it smelling nice
>They keep moving back to your bed whenever you look away
>Getting them their own beds doesn't work

I headcanon that lizards have slightly longer tongues. Same would apply to sallys of course

Today!

based mickfren

>>49799761
I just really love cats.

>>49799648
What happens if you sleep on the couch?

>>49800030
You die.

>>49800161
Monster girls.
Not even once.

Throw me into the snake pits and i will come out as a father

>>49798932
having a stalker cupid sounds fun and exhausting

>Find romantic stories cute
>Yet the idea of also going full Gengis khan and having many wives also activates my neurons
And no, each thing is exclusive to their own, you cant have a romantic story while bedding every woman you come across

>>49800647
Danm what did this angel do to end up as a barmaid?