only REAL HUMANS can post here

>>49781275 (OP)
...he says while posting the youkai shrine maiden

>>49781275 (OP)
Youmu won me

>>49781275 (OP)
...so the entirety of /jp/? Who else could post there, bears ?

>>49781337
I don't know, man. If I look at the catalog, I can see quite a few subhumans.

>>49781337
>bears
:DDD

Oh man I sure do love being human let's go drink some beer and use my credit card!

Gee, I hate those youkai sons of bitches. Good thing there's a lot of nice human ladies around here to protect us, ain't that right Reimu? Right, Reimu? You hate youkai too, right? You would never be friends with one, or be mentored by one, right??

>>49781574
Renko's looking very...nonhuman here...

>>49781602
She just shoved some bowling balls in there. No need to worry.
She's trying to cosplay as a European.

>>49781610
that's a strong girl for holding two bowling balls like that don't you think ? Those things must be heavy.

>>49781574
Somehow, this human is scarier than any youkai.

>>49781574
>>49781610
Renko! Could you come with me? I want to see your reflection in the mirror.

>>49781622
why is renko a rapist

>>49781729
men only want fairies, gods and youkai

>>49781729
Rapist is a strong word, she prefers "proactive"

>>49781729
She's not a rapist, she just likes you and wants to treat you well. She's a nice girl. She knows what's good for you, actually, she knows you better than you know yourself.
Drink the fucking wine already.

i wanted to make a CDS discussion thread but this is good as well

>>49781729
It's not rape if they don't say no, dumbass.

>>49781881
honestly it will probably take a while before it comes back, not sure what else you can do after this arc

>>49782035
i just want moar mizuchi... she a cutie

>>49782095
Her smiles brighten my day.

>>49781622
this seems sketchy...

>>49781622
I've said it before, but I don't like this one. It attributes Renko way more malice than she is capable of.

>>49782186
i loved mizuchi from the very moment she was introduced, cheered her on till the very end.

>>49782095
>>49782186
>>49782238
Mizuchibros unite, ZUN cannot keep her from us forever

>>49782238
>>49782249
She's so pringles.

>>49781275 (OP)
>“Don’t worry Satori I got this”
>Say the most idiotic shit ever
>It somehow worked
Reimu was hard carried by her luck here

>>49782318
>say the most idiotic shit ever
>it somehow worked
that isn't why it worked

>>49782334
it just werks

>>49782334
>>49782363
>Show Mizuchi exactly why Youkai can’t do shit to human
>She folded
It was a pretty convincing argument

>>49782369
she doesn't really fold though, she calls it out for being bullshit and the only reason she folds at all is because Reimu essentially made it 'accept that I'm right or I'll murder you for real this time'

>>49782388
It was the same with Zanmu
>You are not strong enough to be the one ruling Gensokyo
>Reimu beat her
>"Ok you are, sorry about that, I guess everything will be fine with you around"

>>49781275 (OP)
What about aspiring youkai who are currently still human?

Kousuz is unironically future youkai activist

>>49782739
Sooner than later

>>49781337
>>49781360
Touhou aren't free.

>fantasy setting
>still HFY
BRAVO KOJIMA!

>>49783013
I want to rape Hecatia, Clownpiece.

>>49783044
Human planet, human rules. Don't like it? Leave the planet, non-human anon. Be like the lunarians.

>>49783069
I miss the funny folks that would show up in Hecatia threads...

>>49783104
Either Covid got them, or they finally roped in hopes of meeting Hecatia in hell. The last 2 Hecatia threads died before reaching 10 posts.

What i don't get is what exactly is CDS 2 supposed to be about given that Mizuchi is rumored to be main character. Ending of CDS basically ignored all of storytelling potential with her character giving us rushed "its over" ending that adressed absolutely nothing. I really don't see a point of 60 chapters of filler for another underwhelming ending given that all about her character could be adressed much better if you simply slighty rewritten two last chapters of CDS.

>>49783118
Maybe they just left 4chan.

>>49783078
Gensokyo aren't free. The land gotta be littered with the blood of humans. Reimu Hakurei is not my shrine maiden. She is youkai sympathizer, incompetent and bad character as well :DD. ZUN is a hack ok. Praise the Dragon God.

>>49783133
You are here forever, anon. Never forget this.

>>49783141
This is a lie.

Is Reimu retarded? She has been a net negative for humans and failed them at every turn that matters.

>>49783145
don't leave please

>>49783133
They definitely left 4chan. Too bad, because some of them were funny and cultivated. Greek mythology debates on these threads was fun to watch alongside some chris and kratos posting.

>>49781275 (OP)

>>49782238
Same, I got very invested in her grudge and wanted justice for her.

Humans talk a lot about made up terms like self-determination, rights, and owning their own destiny, yet get on their knees to be owned by youkai. Why is that? Surely we should rethink human social relationships.

Any idea when will CDS start again? Are they taking just two months to wrap release of physical/draw longer 1st chapter of CDS2 or are they actually taking couple months of break?

>>49781275 (OP)
Reimu: "Let them eat cake."

>>49782776
She's a complete sociopath like them, so that makes sense.

>>49783650
Youkai in Ge

>>49783650
>>49783688
*Youkai in Gensokyo are fucking terrified of a leader because they could effortlessly get demolished even by the human villagers. Youkai are weak as shit.

>>49782776
They are so cute together omg.

>>49783737
I want them both to be burned at a stake.

>>49783752
Why

>>49783755
Filthy Youkai loving traitors deserve to be burned alive for selling out humanity.

>>49783656
Not in a while
ZUN prepared NOTHING for the next arc of CDS so you can assume he is only started drafting it out right now

>>49783656
We don't know. They changed the date to just say 'undecided'
when they do a volume release, they take a month off. This time, the volume was big, so it might have taken longer
or maybe ZUN wants to get the plot in order. God knows he needs to after CDS 1.

please do not interact with the ESL 40kiddie dishwasher fucker kudasai, tenkyuu for listening

>>49784320
go back to /v/ and don't come back, please

https://x.com/richard_effendi/status/1949661020861104321
More yuri in CDS
More yuri in CDS
Canon lesbians
Canon lesbians

>>49784745
I'm supposed to give a shit about something happening in a doujin?

>>49784745
>IceFairy
Get better material yuricuck.

>>49781564
Sure thing buddy, lemme take your coat to go inside!

>>49784724
well im just saying he infests every lore thread with his headcanon and he's a /jp/ native

>>49784745
Lmao you can't even recognize artstyle, that is a doujin

>>49781729
Renko scholars are conflicted about this.

>>49781275 (OP)
This panel and the entirety of CDS was the most enjoyable Touhou thing of the past 5 years, by virtue of generating endless memes and shitpost

>>49782334
I just realised that Reimu hits the ENTER pose in the middle panel hehe

I'm only human, after all
I'm only human, after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me

i need more Hakurei kino

>>49781275 (OP)
Gotta love human women.

>>49781275 (OP)
Grimsokyofags never recovered from this panel.

>>49785231
The best and worst thing to happen to Touhou...
>>49785731
That's sad... I'm gonna miss those bozos.

>>49785687
which of those three is the most dangerous in bed?

My human wife couldn’t possibly be this cute.

>>49781275 (OP)
Hey it's me, Goku! I heard than humans were strong! Lemme fight them!

>>49785578
I'm only human, I make mistakes
I'm only human, that's all it takes
To put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me

>>49781275 (OP)
Finally

>>49785731
Recovered from what? Reimu being delusional ivory tower brat?

>>49785731
Grimsokyo is canon, except it is towards the Yokai.

>>49786762
Cute hetero who got yurified by Reimu.

>>49781275 (OP)
Youkai btfo

>>49785879
Arahitogamis don't count

>>49781275 (OP)
Real Human(tm) reporting in

>>49788647
>Arahitogamis don't count
The Japanese spelling of "Arahitogami" is 現人神, see how the second character is the character for "human"? Sanae's very much human, she's just a goddess at the same time

>>49787247
THIS? is your only argument now? what a shame, your previous claims were much funnier when you were busy fucking dishwashers.
You got btfo and will always be an ESL 40kiddie

>>49788859
By extension mermaids and dolls are humans too since they contain that character

>>49789514
Don't be silly, anon, mermaids and dolls aren't human

Obviously not every supernatural being/inanimate object with 人 in is is human, but Sanae is definitely 100% human and 100% goddess, that's what a living god is

>>49781275 (OP)
That chapter was just ZUN trying to retroactively justify the PoDD AI.

>>49788647
Every human character that anyone cares about is described as "youkai-like" so unless you want a thread full of human village denizens you shouldn't nitpick

>>49789535
At best she's 50% human. You can't be both 100% human and a goddess, that doesn't make sense.

>>49789613
>You can't be both 100% human and a goddess, that doesn't make sense.
Gods don't really make sense, anon, but it is possible to be 100% human and 100% a goddess, just like how water is 100% wet and 100% blue

>>49789613
Are you Christian anon?

>>49789600
>that anyone cares about

>>49789613
It depends on a few things, most notably on what you consider humanity and divinity to be. I think it's fair to assume humanity is an essence, but divinity in the Japanese worldview is a bit more complicated, it is supposed to be a force that permeates all natural reality, but in its relation to a being's nature, it is sometimes treated as an essence and sometimes as an attribute. If you don't make that distinction, then you have to also say Mt. Miwa is only 50% a mountain, for instance.
I think saying that Sanae is a divine human, that is, a human baring the attribute of divinity, makes the most sense, since she was born human and became divine.
>>49789637
Are we dealing with a Chalcedonian, Miaphysite or Nestorian Sanae?

>>49786762
I would revive the Hakurei bloodline.

>>49789613
But that's literally what a living god is... hitogami, man-god, a human that is worshiped as a god during their life. her species isn't 'god', she's a human worshiped as a god

Yeah, Sanae is a goddess of cocks

>>49789761
Why is the youkai shine maiden posting in a human-only thread?

>>49789869
Kill yourself faggot.

>>49789872
This is why your shine doesn't get any donations.

>>49789873
Yeah she keeps trying to fuck people for free, and people feel bad about it so they want to pay her.

>>49781729
"When a woman has scholarly inclinations, there is usually something wrong with her sexual instincts."-Friedrich Nietzsche

>>49789878
Must suck for your colleague to have both cute innocence and sex appeal when you have neither.

>>49789891
I mean she keeps fucking me, a part timer, but I don't really give her anything besides gifts.

>>49789899
Maybe also give her some money to maintain that dusty shine and buy food for her dog.

>>49781622
>>49781842
did this once it was pretty weird I would drink the wine again

the best human of them all

>>49789879
Okay, but there's nothing wrong in her case? What's up with the narrative of calling Renko a rapist when I'm isn't one? Hello?

>>49785731
>>49788272
1. Grimsokyo is canon in that it's predatory humans being against humans and against youkai.
2. That Reimu's speech was Reimu trying to force her delusional LoA-based magic.

>>49789613
Species: human. Status: god. Questions?

I'm a human too let me in.

>>49790299
Eat my dick and stay out Rumia,

>>49790198
Nah, status and occupation: slut

>>49790354
Aunn shit on your bed again today, Reimu? Must feel bad living in a Youkai pigsty

>>49790407
Nothing wrong with being a slut.

>>49790610
you seem to be proud of being one for youkai, youkai shrine maiden

>>49781729
what about the other one?

>>49790354
We don't sign our posts here!

>>49790074
A testament to the human spirit for now!

>>49789600
> so unless you want a thread full of human village denizens you shouldn't nitpick
Fuck you, I want that.

I would rather talk about human mobs and imagining all the fun adventures they get up to than talking about pieces of shit like Reimu or boring self inserts like Sanae.

>>49792660
Then make one? You can make a thread about human mob characters or bald geidontei regular whenever you want if you're already disinterested in the named human characters

>>49792664
>Then make one?
I was going to hope it was going to be this thread. Granted, Reimu being the OP Image made it pretty apparent that wasn't going to be the case but it never hurts to hope.

>>49785879
She's a literal demigod, half human half god, so not exactly a proper mortal

>>49792675
Reimu is human, she is allowed
Sanae is a slut demigod, not allowed

>>49793798
cool story reimubro