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Anonymous No.49781275 >>49781282 >>49781327 >>49781337 >>49782318 >>49782739 >>49783289 >>49783680 >>49785231 >>49785692 >>49785731 >>49785984 >>49786762 >>49788621 >>49788859 >>49789589 >>49803032
only REAL HUMANS can post here
Anonymous No.49781282
>>49781275 (OP)
...he says while posting the youkai shrine maiden
Me No.49781327
>>49781275 (OP)
Youmu won me
Anonymous No.49781337 >>49781356 >>49781360 >>49783013
>>49781275 (OP)
...so the entirety of /jp/? Who else could post there, bears ?
Anonymous No.49781356
>>49781337
I don't know, man. If I look at the catalog, I can see quite a few subhumans.
Anonymous No.49781360 >>49783013
>>49781337
>bears
:DDD
Not three fairies in a trench coat No.49781564 >>49785031
Oh man I sure do love being human let's go drink some beer and use my credit card!
Anonymous No.49781574 >>49781602 >>49781622 >>49781638
Anonymous No.49781586
Gee, I hate those youkai sons of bitches. Good thing there's a lot of nice human ladies around here to protect us, ain't that right Reimu? Right, Reimu? You hate youkai too, right? You would never be friends with one, or be mentored by one, right??
Anonymous No.49781602 >>49781610
>>49781574
Renko's looking very...nonhuman here...
Anonymous No.49781610 >>49781619 >>49781638
>>49781602
She just shoved some bowling balls in there. No need to worry.
She's trying to cosplay as a European.
Anonymous No.49781619
>>49781610
that's a strong girl for holding two bowling balls like that don't you think ? Those things must be heavy.
Anonymous No.49781622 >>49781729 >>49782193 >>49782205 >>49790034
>>49781574
Somehow, this human is scarier than any youkai.
Anonymous No.49781638
>>49781574
>>49781610
Renko! Could you come with me? I want to see your reflection in the mirror.
Anonymous No.49781729 >>49781747 >>49781766 >>49781842 >>49781892 >>49785167 >>49789879 >>49790752
>>49781622
why is renko a rapist
Anonymous No.49781747
>>49781729
men only want fairies, gods and youkai
Anonymous No.49781766
>>49781729
Rapist is a strong word, she prefers "proactive"
Anonymous No.49781842 >>49790034
>>49781729
She's not a rapist, she just likes you and wants to treat you well. She's a nice girl. She knows what's good for you, actually, she knows you better than you know yourself.
Drink the fucking wine already.
Anonymous No.49781881 >>49782035
i wanted to make a CDS discussion thread but this is good as well
Anonymous No.49781892
>>49781729
It's not rape if they don't say no, dumbass.
Anonymous No.49782035 >>49782095
>>49781881
honestly it will probably take a while before it comes back, not sure what else you can do after this arc
Anonymous No.49782095 >>49782186 >>49782249
>>49782035
i just want moar mizuchi... she a cutie
Anonymous No.49782186 >>49782238 >>49782249
>>49782095
Her smiles brighten my day.
Anonymous No.49782193
>>49781622
this seems sketchy...
Anonymous No.49782205
>>49781622
I've said it before, but I don't like this one. It attributes Renko way more malice than she is capable of.
Anonymous No.49782238 >>49782249 >>49782308 >>49783523
>>49782186
i loved mizuchi from the very moment she was introduced, cheered her on till the very end.
Anonymous No.49782249 >>49782308
>>49782095
>>49782186
>>49782238
Mizuchibros unite, ZUN cannot keep her from us forever
Anonymous No.49782308
>>49782238
>>49782249
She's so pringles.
Anonymous No.49782318 >>49782334
>>49781275 (OP)
>β€œDon’t worry Satori I got this”
>Say the most idiotic shit ever
>It somehow worked
Reimu was hard carried by her luck here
Anonymous No.49782334 >>49782363 >>49782369 >>49785459
>>49782318
>say the most idiotic shit ever
>it somehow worked
that isn't why it worked
Anonymous No.49782363 >>49782369
>>49782334
it just werks
Anonymous No.49782369 >>49782388
>>49782334
>>49782363
>Show Mizuchi exactly why Youkai can’t do shit to human
>She folded
It was a pretty convincing argument
Anonymous No.49782388 >>49782708
>>49782369
she doesn't really fold though, she calls it out for being bullshit and the only reason she folds at all is because Reimu essentially made it 'accept that I'm right or I'll murder you for real this time'
Anonymous No.49782708
>>49782388
It was the same with Zanmu
>You are not strong enough to be the one ruling Gensokyo
>Reimu beat her
>"Ok you are, sorry about that, I guess everything will be fine with you around"
Anonymous No.49782739 >>49782931
>>49781275 (OP)
What about aspiring youkai who are currently still human?
Anonymous No.49782776 >>49783688 >>49783737
Kousuz is unironically future youkai activist
Anonymous No.49782931
>>49782739
Sooner than later
Anonymous No.49783013 >>49783069
>>49781337
>>49781360
Touhou aren't free.
Anonymous No.49783044 >>49783078
>fantasy setting
>still HFY
BRAVO KOJIMA!
Anonymous No.49783069 >>49783104
>>49783013
I want to rape Hecatia, Clownpiece.
Anonymous No.49783078 >>49783137
>>49783044
Human planet, human rules. Don't like it? Leave the planet, non-human anon. Be like the lunarians.
Anonymous No.49783104 >>49783118
>>49783069
I miss the funny folks that would show up in Hecatia threads...
Anonymous No.49783118 >>49783133
>>49783104
Either Covid got them, or they finally roped in hopes of meeting Hecatia in hell. The last 2 Hecatia threads died before reaching 10 posts.
Anonymous No.49783132
What i don't get is what exactly is CDS 2 supposed to be about given that Mizuchi is rumored to be main character. Ending of CDS basically ignored all of storytelling potential with her character giving us rushed "its over" ending that adressed absolutely nothing. I really don't see a point of 60 chapters of filler for another underwhelming ending given that all about her character could be adressed much better if you simply slighty rewritten two last chapters of CDS.
Anonymous No.49783133 >>49783141 >>49783185
>>49783118
Maybe they just left 4chan.
Anonymous No.49783137
>>49783078
Gensokyo aren't free. The land gotta be littered with the blood of humans. Reimu Hakurei is not my shrine maiden. She is youkai sympathizer, incompetent and bad character as well :DD. ZUN is a hack ok. Praise the Dragon God.
Anonymous No.49783141 >>49783145
>>49783133
You are here forever, anon. Never forget this.
Anonymous No.49783145 >>49783180
>>49783141
This is a lie.
Anonymous No.49783169
Is Reimu retarded? She has been a net negative for humans and failed them at every turn that matters.
Anonymous No.49783180
>>49783145
don't leave please
Anonymous No.49783185
>>49783133
They definitely left 4chan. Too bad, because some of them were funny and cultivated. Greek mythology debates on these threads was fun to watch alongside some chris and kratos posting.
Anonymous No.49783289
>>49781275 (OP)
Anonymous No.49783523
>>49782238
Same, I got very invested in her grudge and wanted justice for her.
Anonymous No.49783650 >>49783688 >>49783694
Humans talk a lot about made up terms like self-determination, rights, and owning their own destiny, yet get on their knees to be owned by youkai. Why is that? Surely we should rethink human social relationships.
Anonymous No.49783656 >>49783764 >>49783766
Any idea when will CDS start again? Are they taking just two months to wrap release of physical/draw longer 1st chapter of CDS2 or are they actually taking couple months of break?
Anonymous No.49783680
>>49781275 (OP)
Reimu: "Let them eat cake."
Anonymous No.49783688 >>49783694
>>49782776
She's a complete sociopath like them, so that makes sense.

>>49783650
Youkai in Ge
Anonymous No.49783694
>>49783650
>>49783688
*Youkai in Gensokyo are fucking terrified of a leader because they could effortlessly get demolished even by the human villagers. Youkai are weak as shit.
Anonymous No.49783737 >>49783752
>>49782776
They are so cute together omg.
Anonymous No.49783752 >>49783755
>>49783737
I want them both to be burned at a stake.
Anonymous No.49783755 >>49783758
>>49783752
Why
Anonymous No.49783758
>>49783755
Filthy Youkai loving traitors deserve to be burned alive for selling out humanity.
Anonymous No.49783764
>>49783656
Not in a while
ZUN prepared NOTHING for the next arc of CDS so you can assume he is only started drafting it out right now
Anonymous No.49783766
>>49783656
We don't know. They changed the date to just say 'undecided'
when they do a volume release, they take a month off. This time, the volume was big, so it might have taken longer
or maybe ZUN wants to get the plot in order. God knows he needs to after CDS 1.
Anonymous No.49784320 >>49784724
please do not interact with the ESL 40kiddie dishwasher fucker kudasai, tenkyuu for listening
Anonymous No.49784724 >>49785119
>>49784320
go back to /v/ and don't come back, please
Anonymous No.49784745 >>49784791 >>49784792 >>49785129
https://x.com/richard_effendi/status/1949661020861104321
More yuri in CDS
More yuri in CDS
Canon lesbians
Canon lesbians
Anonymous No.49784791
>>49784745
I'm supposed to give a shit about something happening in a doujin?
Anonymous No.49784792
>>49784745
>IceFairy
Get better material yuricuck.
Anonymous No.49785031
>>49781564
Sure thing buddy, lemme take your coat to go inside!
Anonymous No.49785119
>>49784724
well im just saying he infests every lore thread with his headcanon and he's a /jp/ native
Anonymous No.49785129
>>49784745
Lmao you can't even recognize artstyle, that is a doujin
Anonymous No.49785167
>>49781729
Renko scholars are conflicted about this.
Anonymous No.49785231 >>49785744
>>49781275 (OP)
This panel and the entirety of CDS was the most enjoyable Touhou thing of the past 5 years, by virtue of generating endless memes and shitpost
Anonymous No.49785459
>>49782334
I just realised that Reimu hits the ENTER pose in the middle panel hehe
Anonymous No.49785578 >>49786666
I'm only human, after all
I'm only human, after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
Anonymous No.49785687 >>49785868
i need more Hakurei kino
Anonymous No.49785692
>>49781275 (OP)
Gotta love human women.
Anonymous No.49785731 >>49785744 >>49787247 >>49788272 >>49790193
>>49781275 (OP)
Grimsokyofags never recovered from this panel.
Anonymous No.49785744
>>49785231
The best and worst thing to happen to Touhou...
>>49785731
That's sad... I'm gonna miss those bozos.
Anonymous No.49785868
>>49785687
which of those three is the most dangerous in bed?
Anonymous No.49785879 >>49788647 >>49793234
My human wife couldn’t possibly be this cute.
Anonymous No.49785984
>>49781275 (OP)
Hey it's me, Goku! I heard than humans were strong! Lemme fight them!
Anonymous No.49786666
>>49785578
I'm only human, I make mistakes
I'm only human, that's all it takes
To put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
Anonymous No.49786762 >>49788277 >>49789681
>>49781275 (OP)
Finally
Anonymous No.49787247 >>49789399
>>49785731
Recovered from what? Reimu being delusional ivory tower brat?
Anonymous No.49788272 >>49790193
>>49785731
Grimsokyo is canon, except it is towards the Yokai.
Anonymous No.49788277
>>49786762
Cute hetero who got yurified by Reimu.
Anonymous No.49788621
>>49781275 (OP)
Youkai btfo
Anonymous No.49788647 >>49788859 >>49789600
>>49785879
Arahitogamis don't count
Anonymous No.49788859 >>49789514
>>49781275 (OP)
Real Human(tm) reporting in

>>49788647
>Arahitogamis don't count
The Japanese spelling of "Arahitogami" is 現人η₯ž, see how the second character is the character for "human"? Sanae's very much human, she's just a goddess at the same time
Anonymous No.49789399
>>49787247
THIS? is your only argument now? what a shame, your previous claims were much funnier when you were busy fucking dishwashers.
You got btfo and will always be an ESL 40kiddie
Anonymous No.49789514 >>49789535
>>49788859
By extension mermaids and dolls are humans too since they contain that character
Anonymous No.49789535 >>49789613
>>49789514
Don't be silly, anon, mermaids and dolls aren't human

Obviously not every supernatural being/inanimate object with δΊΊ in is is human, but Sanae is definitely 100% human and 100% goddess, that's what a living god is
Anonymous No.49789589
>>49781275 (OP)
That chapter was just ZUN trying to retroactively justify the PoDD AI.
Anonymous No.49789600 >>49789642 >>49792660
>>49788647
Every human character that anyone cares about is described as "youkai-like" so unless you want a thread full of human village denizens you shouldn't nitpick
Anonymous No.49789613 >>49789635 >>49789637 >>49789670 >>49789697 >>49790198
>>49789535
At best she's 50% human. You can't be both 100% human and a goddess, that doesn't make sense.
Anonymous No.49789635
>>49789613
>You can't be both 100% human and a goddess, that doesn't make sense.
Gods don't really make sense, anon, but it is possible to be 100% human and 100% a goddess, just like how water is 100% wet and 100% blue
Anonymous No.49789637 >>49789670
>>49789613
Are you Christian anon?
Anonymous No.49789642
>>49789600
>that anyone cares about
Anonymous No.49789670
>>49789613
It depends on a few things, most notably on what you consider humanity and divinity to be. I think it's fair to assume humanity is an essence, but divinity in the Japanese worldview is a bit more complicated, it is supposed to be a force that permeates all natural reality, but in its relation to a being's nature, it is sometimes treated as an essence and sometimes as an attribute. If you don't make that distinction, then you have to also say Mt. Miwa is only 50% a mountain, for instance.
I think saying that Sanae is a divine human, that is, a human baring the attribute of divinity, makes the most sense, since she was born human and became divine.
>>49789637
Are we dealing with a Chalcedonian, Miaphysite or Nestorian Sanae?
Anonymous No.49789681
>>49786762
I would revive the Hakurei bloodline.
Anonymous No.49789697
>>49789613
But that's literally what a living god is... hitogami, man-god, a human that is worshiped as a god during their life. her species isn't 'god', she's a human worshiped as a god
Anonymous No.49789761 >>49789869
Yeah, Sanae is a goddess of cocks
Anonymous No.49789869 >>49789872
>>49789761
Why is the youkai shine maiden posting in a human-only thread?
Anonymous No.49789872 >>49789873
>>49789869
Kill yourself faggot.
Anonymous No.49789873 >>49789878
>>49789872
This is why your shine doesn't get any donations.
Anonymous No.49789878 >>49789891
>>49789873
Yeah she keeps trying to fuck people for free, and people feel bad about it so they want to pay her.
Anonymous No.49789879 >>49790181
>>49781729
"When a woman has scholarly inclinations, there is usually something wrong with her sexual instincts."-Friedrich Nietzsche
Anonymous No.49789891 >>49789899
>>49789878
Must suck for your colleague to have both cute innocence and sex appeal when you have neither.
Anonymous No.49789899 >>49789905
>>49789891
I mean she keeps fucking me, a part timer, but I don't really give her anything besides gifts.
Anonymous No.49789905
>>49789899
Maybe also give her some money to maintain that dusty shine and buy food for her dog.
Anonymous No.49790034
>>49781622
>>49781842
did this once it was pretty weird I would drink the wine again
Anonymous No.49790074 >>49792005
the best human of them all
Anonymous No.49790181
>>49789879
Okay, but there's nothing wrong in her case? What's up with the narrative of calling Renko a rapist when I'm isn't one? Hello?
Anonymous No.49790193
>>49785731
>>49788272
1. Grimsokyo is canon in that it's predatory humans being against humans and against youkai.
2. That Reimu's speech was Reimu trying to force her delusional LoA-based magic.
Anonymous No.49790198 >>49790354
>>49789613
Species: human. Status: god. Questions?
Anonymous No.49790299 >>49790318
I'm a human too let me in.
Anonymous No.49790318
>>49790299
Eat my dick and stay out Rumia,
Anonymous No.49790354 >>49790407 >>49791417
>>49790198
Nah, status and occupation: slut
Anonymous No.49790407 >>49790610
>>49790354
Aunn shit on your bed again today, Reimu? Must feel bad living in a Youkai pigsty
Anonymous No.49790610 >>49790700
>>49790407
Nothing wrong with being a slut.
Anonymous No.49790700
>>49790610
you seem to be proud of being one for youkai, youkai shrine maiden
Anonymous No.49790752
>>49781729
what about the other one?
Anonymous No.49791417
>>49790354
We don't sign our posts here!
Anonymous No.49792005
>>49790074
A testament to the human spirit for now!
Anonymous No.49792660 >>49792664
>>49789600
> so unless you want a thread full of human village denizens you shouldn't nitpick
Fuck you, I want that.

I would rather talk about human mobs and imagining all the fun adventures they get up to than talking about pieces of shit like Reimu or boring self inserts like Sanae.
Anonymous No.49792664 >>49792675
>>49792660
Then make one? You can make a thread about human mob characters or bald geidontei regular whenever you want if you're already disinterested in the named human characters
Anonymous No.49792675 >>49793798
>>49792664
>Then make one?
I was going to hope it was going to be this thread. Granted, Reimu being the OP Image made it pretty apparent that wasn't going to be the case but it never hurts to hope.
Anonymous No.49793234
>>49785879
She's a literal demigod, half human half god, so not exactly a proper mortal
Anonymous No.49793798 >>49795541
>>49792675
Reimu is human, she is allowed
Sanae is a slut demigod, not allowed
Anonymous No.49795541
>>49793798
cool story reimubro
Anonymous No.49803032
>>49781275 (OP)