Thread 49791178

Which one are you?

>undertroon
Not using.

>>49791199
Tht's not Undertale you UNEDUCATED IDIOT

>>49791178 (OP)
Meira B. Hakurei
The Samurai

Welcome back everyone

>>49791178 (OP)
>>49791243

why is this one just jphu instead of being a comically long name like jpoopoohoohoodoodoopoopeepoopeemeirahu

>>49791331
Kotohime arrested Meira for killing threads.

The only reason the thread lived for this long was Nintendo Direct, let that sink in for a moment

>>49791339
China is killing the threads though.

>>49791331
Because those aren't funny and are only done to piss off the native /jp/ses so these threads will get banned

>>49791350
>kyaaaa! d-daddy jaypee... please don't hate me!
this is how you sound

>>49791356
*rapes you* Now what?

>>49791359
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49791346
Can't believe she is going on an arresting spree again

Holy FVARK!

>>49791398
Im all in for tribefaggots of any kind being ass raped but honestly the state of this board after the hack is just too sad to rejoice in it

Meira, my queen... Your balls looks luscious and bountiful today.

>Next game cover page comes out
>Be me
>Wake up
>Check if there's a /v/ thread
>It's already archived
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
YOU HAD A PERFECT EXCUSE TO USE THE /V/ THREAD!

>>49791421
It got autosaged the moment ccpanon showd up we were talking in it

>>49791421
Jannies archived it though

>>49791421
Idk ask ccpanon, it got autosaged and died the second they showed up. I wish they'd just fuck off already so we can have our /v/ thread

>>49791425
It was saged before that actually
He was late as fuck

>>49791425
>>49791428
B-but- but...! Bwuh...

>>49791350
They don't seem to care about us anymore though

>>49791425
it was probably saged around when they hit meirafags post

>>49791460
It was the second post though, unless we got a traitor in our midst

A mystery to be solved

>>49791423
Traceslop art sucks so fucking bad, I'd almost rather look at AI shart instead.

>>49791460
No, the thread was fine even after it hit the first Meira post.

Mystery of the Emblem

NEWHU LEAKED

GOD imagine Alice taping Marisa's face to her asshole and letting out sounding and pungent braps all down her throat until a thick juicy log starts coming out making Marisa start crying from the shotty aroma while she squirms belows Alice's fat ass while she shits it all out slowly letting Marisa taste it in all its glory until a sudden force budges it all in into Marisa's throat and a sea of diarrea break out leaking from Marisa's nose and making her pass out from the lack of oxygen!

HEY MERTH
HEY TSUNDEREANON
HEY TEWIMOM
HEY KOISHIDRAWBABY
HEY CRAYONSCRIBBLER
HEY YATSUTRAITOR
HEY ETC

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE COVERART NEWHU WILL BE? DRAW IT PLEASE

>>49791483
I'm assuming
>First post deleted
>Second post saged the thread instead of deleting it
Anyways do you guys seriously not look at the funny number on top of your screen?

CCPanon is reporting his own posts to condemn threads itself

>>49791504
shut the fuck up

>>49791487
It got the shitty coloring right

The thread was already on page 10 at around >>>/v/716916168

>>49791504
Looks to be another animalhu with big fluffy wings and a fluffy tail, but no ears? No hat?

>>49791505
Meira balls are too powerful to be contained properly, jannies are pretty much throwing the towel since it always comes back
What I'm saying is, I've seen Meira balls posters get banned, come back not even 5 minutes later and repost over and over until the jannies just say fuck it and autosage/delete

.................

>>49791545
That's what I'm guessing what happened

>>49791556
Stealing the Patchy

>>49791510
No shit, that was always the case.

>>49791538
Adding to my thoughts, she's clearly holding a fossil of some kind as well so perhaps she's a 'hu based off of some ancient extinct creature. Dinosaurs are known to have feathers, nearly all of them had some kind even ceratopsians. Could she possibly be a dinohu?

>>49791510
CCPMARTYR

>>49791569
DINOHU DINOHU DINOHU

>>49791575
More like CCPtraitor for fucking us over

>>49791586
>believing in communism at all
literally asking for it

Yes yes good keep on blaming them
Keep your eyes away from the truth

>>49791586
dunno ive talked with CCPanon before and he seems unaware/doesn't care about most shit that happens in /v/hu
I wonder what he does in there when not posting Chuugoku

They got him again...

>>49791640
Oh I'm sure he does
Does he like talking in third person too

everyone is the CCP

>>49791640
How the FUCK does everyone seem to know everyone here

>>49791659
/v/hu is a family

>>49791659
Most anons love talking about themselves on the first place, they learned from drawfags. You can't possibly be this gullible.

drawbroken

THANK YOU MEIRA

/v/hu incest

>>49791623
Hmm she is looking a little different

>>49791712
BWUH???

>>49791758
You missed one of her feet, also hi Meira

HOY MERTH

Ahoy

and now our little attentionwhore crawls from his discord into the jphu

I won't accept any dissing to our Meiracord

Our little pegging enjoyer

i wonder if his asshole gapes from the amount of times that strap-on has invaded his shitchute

>>49791178 (OP)
I kind of wish Touhou had a recurring leitmotif for the extra bosses like Deltarune.

crawl crawl crawl ooooh im just a little caterpillar all cute and fluffy give me (You) I need (You)s so that I can gloat about my internet fame and superfluous validation online give me attention! give me cosplayers! give me drawfags i'm going to have sex with them all

the leitmotif overusage makes Deltarune's music all sound the same.

>>49791777
AHOY

>>49791814
smells like vtuber

>>49791813
I'm specifically referring to the usage of the leitmotif in the extra boss themes. It drives people crazy and encourages people to create their own characters and music.

>>49791814
What ye want from me

you really cant say anything bad about him huh

>>49791814
What bootleg is this

Yawn

makes the target drowsy

Alice hypnosis

>>49791931
Nyoooooo Biten :(

>>49791931
An absolute Zero…

I only know just how to be me

Once I was the ape of the hour

>>49791931
Merth what is this a reference to?

>>49791957
Chat, kill this guy.

I don't know what's happening to me
I'm getting all the blame for things I didn't do
Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong?
I'm all alone and I'm so confused
I don't know what everyone wants me to be
I only know just how to be me
Once I was the ape of the hour
Will they think I'm a coward?
An absolute zero, I'm nobody's hero
An absolute zero
I'm nobody's hero
I'm nobody's hero

>>49791957
merth ban this anon

I want to break Nareko's kneecaps

Yo no se la he metido
Me juzgan por ser un pervertido

JUAN

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL COCK
GOING THROUGH YOUR ASS

>>49791423
What the fuck can we do when your shit threads are actively being protected by the jannies

^ Helpless and frustrated

He makes an inner arm block, then kicks from behind,
the lights, they go off - but he can fight blind
'cause he got the touch, and he will live long.
He comes from Hong Kong, where justice is done.
CHINESE BOMBS, MILLIONS JUMP
CHAIRMAN'S JUNK, USA
Won't somebody, won't somebody...
SINKTHEPLACE
Got a call to go to Soho, the dragon said go,
let everyone know that you got the touch.
You come from Hong Kong, where justice is done,
where people are strong and you will live long.
CHINESE BOMBS, MILLIONS JUMP
CHAIRMAN'S JUNK, USA
BRUCE LEE COME - SAVE THE DAY,
BRUCE LEE COME - THE CHINESE WAY!

Maribraphog

should I add onions sauce to curry noodles

this site fucking sucks

>>49792013
why are you here

This baord is wonderful for being so accepting of us

>>49791999
baka

>>49792069
Huh? Can't I post wherever I please?

>>49792086
Dumb homogaki

>>49792077
Why are my cumdumpsters playing chess with each other

>>49792102
Unzan.....

Every day I ask, would Meira approve of what I do?

>>49791939
Don't be mean to the cute egyptian poser hu

>>49792157
She's a DORK

Nuenis loses to Narecock

>>49792158
B-but she puts a lot of work in those riddles...

>>49792172
Reimu cracked that bitch harder then Genjii

...where did everyone go?

>>49792323
busy drawing oni women

>>49792351
That fucking nigger!

>>49792353
Anon, I'm talking about myself specifically...

>>49792371
Oh, well, hm- that's awkward............can you draw full oni Kasen?

>>49792351
post it now

>>49792381
Perhaps, though someone's also very recently commissioned me for a proper saggy Seiga so a good Ibaraki might take some time. Don't plan on doing much besides drawing today anyways.
>>49792395
I don't even have Yuugi finished yet, plz...

JUAN
are you present

I want a cute /v/hu gf...

Let's resume our talk about which drawfags are women and males

>>49792445
I think the shota guy is a woman

>>49792456
Because he freaks out over petty things and is very emotional and easy to upset?

>>49792445
I want a cute /v/hu drawfag gf...

>>49792462
And what do you provide as a person?

>>49792471
I... uh... um...

>>49792445
Everyone is a man except for Tewimommy
Women cannot help but announce themselves as such

>>49792471
https://youtu.be/oxZxe092eqo

>>49792477
I seriously need to grow the fuck up Marisa paired with any mention of poop or fart makes me laugh on command

>>49792475
but enough about merth

>>49792485
Merth cannot help but announce himself as such

>>49792445
Possibly intersex, I suspect I have an extra chromosome but I’m not paying 1,000+ dollars for a karyotype to find out for sure

Would the Merth & Friends Movie be like the newer or older Mario movie?

>>49792500
The older one but way shittier and a fat guy plays Merth and people will complain because he's supposed to be a twink

>>49792482
what a shitty situation to be in huh

>>49792445
>merth
Makes male self-insert drawings.
100% chance to be a man.
>tewieventhorizon
Draws woman fetishes, claims to be a woman and claims to have given birth. But posts on 4chan.
10% chance to be a man.
>paint
Makes male self-insert drawings.
100% chance to be a man.
>103
Makes male self-insert drawings but also paints landscapes.
95% chance to be a man.
>shotanon
Draws /ss/, without making the shota a blatant self-insert.
70% chance to be a man.
>yatsutraitor
Draws feet and giantess.
80% chance to be a man.

If you don't draw porn or fetish content it's much harder to rate you.

I know the gender of everyone but mspaintanon's

>>49792519
what about me

>>49792519
>without making the shota a blatant self-insert
and that's why we call him shotacuck 'round these parts

>>49792522
Post art and I'll rate

>>49792521
everyone except tewimom is a guy
paint likes mecha he is a dude

>>49792526
mecha is fujobait
Real men love mahou shoujo

>>49792525
ok

I woke up and had a cup of tea. I'm gonna get another one to have with breakfast and then have coffee after.

>>49792532
Man 100%

>>49792533
What kind of tea?

>>49792533
Please update me when you have breakfast. I am subscribed to your blog and would love to hear about what you're doing.

>>49792532
pencileater56 you fucking nigger I found you

>>49792482
The pavlovian response to fecal funny humor is good actually

>>49792530
He drew Homura and Madoka last kululu

>>49792542
watch your language, rubberfucker, your humiliation at my hand in the previous drawbattle has left you helpless and frustrated

All job to PatrickGOD

>>49792554
Nah, I don't really Feel like it

Are you feeling it now Nitori

>>49792461
That and loves talking shit under anon thinking nobody can tell

>>49791178 (OP)
Jackalman only

hehe tewimom suckss

Well he didnt block me in twitter

Meira out of nowhere

>>49792395
Ok apparently errands actually need to be done now so here's a preview at least. Glad I got an excuse to draw the three for sure.

>>49792625
>SA outfit
Much better than the kimono
Cool eyes

>>49792625
MY HERO TSUNDEREANON

>>>/v/716900716
iz thiz ze zhread?.....

MEIRACORD LEAKED REAL (REAL) MERTH AND TEWIGODZILLA PHOTO

I read a Marisad diaperpost and a little while later I had to go to the bathroom and it was diarrhea. This isn’t the first time something like this has happened. Are we creating a god or demon? Is this Marisa’s revenge?

>>49792709
A Marisa with a more mischievous smile would've worked better.

>>49792722
Here eyes need more of a calculating edge to them

I'm having rice with chicken, fries and onion rings for breakfast.

>>49792519
What are "woman fetishes"?

>>49792519
Shotalard is a man, look at the man hands he draws on every girl. He looks at his own boxy square boy hands as a reference when he draws hands.

>>49792738
rape
yaoi
bondage
torture
autistic melodrama
male preg
Big guy and small woman

they also really want to fuck dogs as demonstrated by our literal birthing machine

This is a good thread.

>>49791448
i want you and you ilk dead

>>49792755
get well soon

>>49792746
Hey don't blame me, it isn't my fault Reisen hates human men

>>49792752
Cave Alice

>>49792782
nakadashi

eat me!

>>49792803
No. That seems morbid and highly disgusting. Don't beg for me to eat you.

>>49792803
*glompz you*

Any puzzlers?

>>49792867
sowwy
lets puzzle this weekend

Puzzle Up

Ok I can ONE puzzle

The Puzzler

Sharted myself again award

>open /d/
>Seija feet OP
YAAAAAWN-
>futa on male
YIPPYYYYYYYYY

anons: WE ARE THE VHU HEROES, WE SHALL NOT BE RAIDED BY BANTKINGS!!!!!
Meirafag and Seijafag: We shall enter the thread together!
vhulords: The thread is now ours!! Moe and tits everywhere!
bantking fags: we were doing so good…
anons: STOP IT PLEASE!!!
moe lover anons: MoFuarking Heroes won bigly!
tits lover anons: Enoko knotted up Seija
vhuslop: god will judge you soon
anons: I KNEEL I KNEEL YATSUKNEELER IM FUARKING KNEELING HOLY FUAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
meira: I AM THE MOE HERO AND TITS KING OF /VHUSLOPS!!! KNEEL TO ME!!!
vhugods: FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!!!

>>49792996
tits lover is based

and we were doing so good...
AND WE WERE DOING SO GOOD!!

YATSKNEELERS GET OUT OF HERE OR YOU WILL SUFFER A GRUESOME DEATH

I'm having coffee.

>STDs/Bugchasing
omg they made a thread for Reisen in /d/

is it time for /d/hu?

/d/hu would be too powerful....

From over the year or so I've been on here I've been able to meet people that have probably irrevocably changed my life for the better. The friends and experiences I've been able to gain and all the entertainment I've gotten from this I find are irreplaceable. I feel a really large sense of fulfillment and need to give which, while admittedly does cause a sense of expectancy towards what I do, is something I would wholeheartedly want to achieve. All to say that I'm grateful. I hope the future becomes brighter for all of us and is able to rid of all our troubles so that the fun times can keep going

>>49793074
thank you chatgpt

Is that what it sounded like

Well that was interesting
I wonder how /h/ is doing

just for the all the new jaysissies here, let me explain what a vhuslop, so basically these posts are are called /v/huslop, what is /v/huslop you might ask? it refers to someone who is part of a meme where people pretend to be homosexual lovers on the imageboard website 4chan, specifically on board /v/. The term originated from two characters called Meira Hakurei and Seija Kijin who were designed as rivals but later became fan favorites as a couple. People started roleplaying as them and other fictional couples, leading to posts filled with fluff and shipping content, hence the name ""huslo"" coming from a combination of 'homosexual lover'.

>>49791205
>Undertale
>Deltarune
>some other transgame
It doesn't really matter

>Impregnation/Pregnancy Games and Mechanics
Didnt know I was a VIP user

>>49793074
thank you tsundereanon

I miss the autist that posted Alice being fucked by dogs

The only person I miss is Alice, who I will be going to shortly

fvark I dont feel so good vhu bwos I think Im gonna lay down
*dies*

any anons here up for some huslo?

everyday I'm one more step forward to achieving my goal.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131076145
Thoughts?

>>49793236
>western """"""""art""""""""""

Im here to talk to you about the /d/hu initiative

>>49793262
futa on shota monday
shotahu on shotahu wedndays
male on futa thursdays
ballifiedhu tuesdays
hyperbreast friday
preganthu saturday
vanilla sunday

An enlightened man would only engage with hand holding where they rub the back of the other's hand with their thumb

>>49793291
No Alice he didnt want to hold hands he just rubbed against you by accident

>>4979258
awesome character named jackalman
he already has 700 2hu posts porn
jackalman is the most used crossover for porn in this franchise.

>>49793306
It was real and everyone knows it

>>49793308
This isn't even true btw
Jackalspammer is pathetic

>>49793327
dont provoke it

>>49792903
OMG ITS KANA IN A BARREL!!!

HEY MERTH
Do you watch Columbo? I think you'd love that show. It's Merth-coded.

holy fuark!

why would merth make that thread in jaypee....

Name Merth-coded shows

>>49793236
I don't think spiders shoot webs out of their pussy.

merth-coded thread >>49793343

>>49793353
Columbo, Spongebob, Psych, House, Crocodile Hunter

>>49793346
OMG THERE SHE IS AGAIN!
ITS KANA AND SHE IS IN A BARREL! AGAIN!!!

>>49793353
The Office except it's all the drawfags and they work at an art studio instead of a paper company

>>49793360
I've only ever watched one of these shows

mima found the poopoo jar...

>>49793370
It's Spongebob isn't it? Merth it's time to grow up and stop watching only cartoons.

Sounds like you have some new shows to watch then!

wow no jackalman posting

pooping in a jar is a sign of molestation

>>49793380
What about pooping in a pringles can?

>>49793370
Merth you'd love Columbo easily

Also, do zoomers not know who the Crocodile Hunter is? That's sad, his death was our generation's Challenger disaster, all the schools talked about it.

https://columbophile.com/2018/03/25/full-episode-columbo-murder-by-the-book/

Are we gonna do a Columbo watch-party with Merth?

>>49793385
I know who Steve Irwin is I'm not that young

pooping in a diapey is a sign of happiness and being content in life

yippie...

>>49793382
Please don't poop on pringle cans instead of going to the bathroom

Columbo is peak and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. CDS should've been a Columbo-style manga. Imagine how great that would've been.

First reply is the 2hu I fap to
Second is the fetish

Just one more thing

I love you

I did not like that post

touhou?

Tuay Hawk

>>49793428
Mayumi

>>49793428
Gender bender

>>49793428
>>49793456
>>49793459
https://rentry.org/cnfrdscx
It is decided

>>49793466
tl;dr ?

>>49793456
Cool I like Mayumi
>>49793459
Fvrk
>>49793466
Ok wish me luck

>>49793466
.......It's AGP and the only good part is me nuzzling against Keiki's boobs......sorry Mayumi

>>49793486
OK but did you masturbate successfully?

>>49791814
Touhou Marine...

>>49793495
I think fapping to gender bended Mayumi would be way less gay than this

>>49793500
If you say you'll masurbate to a post and you don't do it you're a liar.

I'm a vhu nigger and I wanna be free
Hell to the ccp
I don't game
I don't cuss
I wanna post on the jay

>>49793505
How do you know I wasn't crossing my fingers while posting that
Anyways I'm on a Mayumi mood so the Peso image set it is

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Thundercats/1

no worries

>>49792426
>Perhaps, though someone's also very recently commissioned me for a proper saggy Seiga
YEEEEEEEES

SAGGY SEIGA BROS

WE WON

I want to shit my diapers with my fellow marisissy bros

What happened to parseecosplayer?

>>49793583
tsunamied

>>49793583
Married and had kids.

>>49793636
Parseecosplayer is the one on the right, right?

Please use the /v/ thread

Marry and reproduce

>>49793583
Cosplaying in the afterlife

I just talked to Parseecosplayer like a few minutes ago he's fine

>>49793722
Meeeerth tell him to come back

>>49789571
>Crayolasnacker drew hairy women so maybe
what? are you implying guys don't like hairy women?

>>49793636
Breeding with Parseecosplayer!

>>49793786
In general, women will support hairy women because it either
A- Hinders their competition
B- Means there's less work for them to do

As such they engage in psyop campaigns to brainwash normal men into being into hairy women. Soon you'll see normal guys saying that girls can have pubes, and pubes become armpit hair, and armpit hair becomes arm hair, and arm hair becomes leg hair. If you want to see the pipeline, look no further than this thread. Multiple namefags here have fallen to the menace.

>>49793803
armpit hair and pubes ARE good and I don't care about some other drawfag's "psyop" because I was already into it prior

HEY TSUNDEREANON

Do you like hairy?

>>49793817
Tsundereanon is a hairy woman supporter. In fact, I have compiled a list of all namefags with whom are confirmed to be hairy woman supporters and thus perpetuate the psyop.

>103 (admitted to liking hairy women on 8ch and has drawn it)
>Tsundereanon (admitted to liking hairy women on 8ch and has drawn it)
>Crayolasnacker (has discussed wanting to draw hairy women and has done so)
>TewiMiyoi (has gone on a rant saying those who do not like body hair on women are "unensouled".)
>Merth (has drawn hairy women on multiple occasions. Possibly groomed by TewiJupiter?)
>Parseecosplayer (went on long drunken rant during a Touhou party about how hairy women were "the best")
>Mspaintanon (has drawn hairy touhous multiple times)
>American Anons (went on a meltdown when they woke up and learned someone had asked for a Kagerou fusu without body hair)

Look and behold them all /jp/hu.

>>49793833
I'm neutral on hairy women.
I'm also yet to break into the territory of recognized thread personality.

>>49793148
Wasn't me, I was busy dicking around 3 towns over and I wouldn't have wanted to pop in again with something so emotional without drawing some more anyways (just got home) but I can see why you might assume that.
>>49793817
Yeah, it's not some terribly huge draw for me but I don't mind it in the slightest. Women ought to feel like they have the choice for that sort of thing, plus I'm one of those freakjobs that actually likes furry-armed Kagerou so make of that as you will. I think she's cute and a little detail can go a long way.
I can and will draw such depictions again, though the only psyop I'm pulling here is getting myself to be bolder with my art.

>>49793882
Hows the saggy seiga coming along? Was it someone from here or a coincidence?

>>49793883
I've started the basic sketch process (it's a physical drawing) but it's nothing worth showing off yet, I really haven't been back for long and I was gonna see if I could finish some of those simpler doodles I promised last night too first.
Seems like it might've been a friend of a friend situation though? Guess news of my ko-fi has begun spreading elsewhere through word of text so hopefully I can keep up with whatever demand lies ahead.

>>49793889
Hopefully it's good fortune for you then!

>>49793882
>I'm one of those freakjobs that actually likes furry-armed Kagerou
Based but only if her legs are similar

Ask your commissioner if he likes hairy women too

>>49793910
>Based but only if her legs are similar
Figured that was implied.
>Ask your commissioner if he likes hairy women too
Way ahead of you, seems like he doesn't mind much either way so I'll see if I can try something classy with it. It wasn't going to be a nude or anything though so I'll have to be creative
>>49793908
Thanks!

>>49793889
>>49793920
Tell him we said hi

Hi

Can we play anything together.....

>>49793987
I'll play with a part of you

>>49793987
What do you want to play?

>>49793994
San Andreas

/v/hu gangbang

>>49793996
Me too, but I don't think /jp/ers host that anymore.

>>49794001
It was hosted a few months ago elsewhere but it's sort of a once or twice a year only thing I think.

>>49793987
Play my game tomorrow or on Saturday when I update it please thank you

>>49794007
>but it's sort of a once or twice a year only thing I think.
/jp/hu should host it's own separate thing 2bh
I'd do it but I don't know if there's enough interest...

HEY TSUNDEREANON

What are your favorite 2hus?

>>49794043
The Yakumos, the Houjuus, the Mountain Hags, Kagerou, Kaguya, Reisen, Saki, Kogaser, basically everyone from SA...
There's a lot.

>>49791178 (OP)
I guess this should be related, after playing around as Youmu with an AI chatbot of Temmie village and turns out they were all futas, I think I got cured from that fetish after they gangbanged me.

>>49794027
is that you, frozen synapse fangame dev?

>>49794056
Why are they all so... old?

>>49794027
Announce it on 8, while I keep an eye on this thread I can easily miss it as well

>>49794091
I like older women anon. Do you think this is a problem?

>>49794096
Usually girls prefer younger women so it's surprising

>>49794100
I think it’s just a maturity thing for me. Out of the Three Fairies I like Luna the most but I wouldn’t like her more than someone like Yuyuko. Plus I’m not even that old yet myself.
I don’t usually think about it much, if I see something I like then I’ll gawk.

>>49794120
Please say you're at least older than Merth

I'm tired of the zoomer menace

>>49794134
I try not to be a zoomer or millennial in practice but I don’t know when Merth was born. I’m a little older than EoSD, sorry if that ruins it for you.

>>49794142
You're way too young, you have to be 18 to post here

>>49794134
>I'm tired of the zoomer menace
Merth grew up with the N64, he's a nearly 40 boomer.

>>49794159
Anon... EoSD was released almost a quarter of a century ago...

sanae.png

Bunch of kids in these threads... try being much older than HrtP then we'll talk...

results came in
all drawfags are girls

>>49794190
Even Merth?

>>49794195
especially merth

>>49794219
I wish I had a Merth girlfriend... She'd be into vanilla ice cream and vanilla sex...

HEY MERTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0

I wish I existed

you may bring /v/hu back without the jannies going mad but you can only:
>talk about drawma
or
>talk about cosplay drama
anything else results in a permanent ban
choose

>>49794258
Both

>>49794258
Drawma is better, cosplay drama is nearly non existent because there's only like 2 or 3 cosplayers and their drama barely qualifies.
>OH NOES, YOU TELLING ME PARSEECOSPLAYER GOT DRUNK AGAIN AT THE BAR????

>>49794287
Oh my God, did he?

I wouldn't classify a 2hu with pubes as hairy. That's just normal
A hairy 2hu is one who has armpit hair

>>49794287
Jesus I can't believe he did that, what next?

>>49794296
People here like armpit hair on Touhous

YOU'RE TELLING ME PENCILNIGGER DREW HAIRY STINKY KOGASA IN A DIAPER AS A COMMISSION FOR RUBBERFREAK?!

Whaaasaaaat?

i love hairy stinky untidy unkempt unwashed unbrushed unswept that smell like fish and take a shit on the floor and fart on my face so much bwos

>>49794258
I choose Meira balls

Heads up, posting Koishi in /v/ leads to a 3-day vacation.

I'm gonna have a chicken wrap and then go to bed.

>>49794448
Please stop treating her like /2hug/ 2.0

>>49794448
ok Ayapervert, very cool.

pretend i posted a koishi picture

>>49794455
What are you trying to say?

>>49794448
Wraps are just shawarmas.

Oh my meira

>>49794475
upvoted

>>49794455
>can the 2hu general stop acting like a 2hu general
lole

HEY MERTH
do you like chicken wrap

Too hot for the gym...

hey potatoechips anon, do you enjoy bread sticks?

Hey Merth
Thoughts on SeijaxReimu?

yawwwwwwwn this slopfest is too boring
We need a new boogyman ASAP

>>49791178 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqcJhgQVEYs
Relevant

>>49794086
Yeah
>>49794092
Maybe

HEY FROZEN SYNAPSE FANGAME DEV

Do you like hairy women?

HOY MERTH
BEHOLD MY DEMONS

HEY MERTH
are you just gonna let frozen synapse fangame dev take your spotlight?

He just has to draw Meira and then the (You)s will pour in again

Gamescom 2025 has leaked and it appears that Meira is confirmed for the roster of frozen synapse fangame!

literallyhu

this was our most boring thread yet

MEIRA BALLS
GOTTEM AGAIN

>>49795346
What's your definition of a fun thread then?

>>49795354
LMAO

Which 2hu will never stop crying for not getting their way?

>>49795405
Alice!
Why are these questions always about her?

Why do the drawgods refuse to draw futa?

Everybody asks HEY MERTH but nobody asks How's Merth?

>>49795617
I asked him that last night on my own terms and he seemed fine

>>49794159
I actually died in the late 1970s but I tell people the EoSD age to make them feel more comfortable, I’ll make sure I’m more honest next time.

>>49795698
But... he hasn't said anything... How did you talk to him?

>>49795729
The answer is either telepathy or Pixiv, pick whichever one feels more exciting.

WHY MERTH?

How Merth?

When Merth.

Is Merth?

>>49795761
Why do you get to slide into his DMs but not me?

>>49795829
Merth simply Is or Is Not, there exists no stable in-between state when observed properly.

Invite me to the drawfag chat
I need to ask them a question

Post it here and ill send it to them

as a drawfag that has a seiga fumbo I don't understand why I haven't been asked to draw seiga with saggy boobs? It just doesn't make any sense.

>>49795867
Why don't you draw futa?

>>49795838
Because you're a no action pussy who can't even do something as simple as open a pixiv account to message him there.

The invites for Meiracord have stopped entirely.

HEY MERTH

how do you contact mspaintanon

>>49795931
Meiracord

>>49795931
/v/ thread

>>49795931
Deltarune thread

fvaaaaaaark...

MoF

>>49796097
...vark

Shotanon said he's ready

Mspaintanon said he's ready

now WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

>>49796288
i'm burning

my body is ready

what kind of guns do the people of Human Village own?

>>49796097
Wait a minute.......... HER BOOBS?!

Prudes aren't allowed to notice.

>>49796097
Lolk hit Sanae like a truck

>>49795868
You don't have a Seiga fumbo

>>49793118
>pretend

I'm straight but I would fuck a cosplayer's thighs.

Drawharem
We've got the milf, the tsundere and the unremarkable main girl who wins the MCbowl

/jp/hu romcom

My harem of anonymous artists are all cute girls that want to help me become a better artist Volume 1

merth & friends japanese adaptation?

sugoi

I want to host gartic today but I know that only a few are interested in this thread, can someone spread the word of gartic into other lands?

hmhmhmmmhmhmhmmhmhm making a spider web in this thread because i am a spider that makes spider webs

>>49797227
You might have more luck in a few hours, currently about 2 different game hosts dragging away potential customers elsewhere

stop leaking the meiracord

i'm sick and tired of looking up touhou porn and stumbling upon fart porn

How do you get fart from touhou

>vhu dead jphu dead 8hu dead 2fug dead
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE

>>49796772
Are you sure about that?

>>49797517
>He wasn't invited to the secret party

I'm playing video games

seeing the anons that I spent years with leaving to have fun somewhere else with people I don't know without telling me makes me so excited and doki doki

WOWIE ZOWIE

The merthcord....

>>49797517
>8hu dead
Are you one of those anons that doesn't notice when a new thread is made and stares blankly at the old one?

nope, still not going to cripplekikechan

>>49797517
YOU GUYS DON'T USE THE /V/HU THREAD!
THERE WERE SOME GREAT THREAD ATTEMPTS AND ALL OF THEM ARCHIVED BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT USING IT

>>49797595
Man it's midnight lemme sleep...

>>49794992
yipee, i do wonder how a game with a ton of would work though so I hope anons don't ignore you again
although the reason they are here in the first place is because they don't play vidya...

>>49797595
because vhu threads suck and then get deleted (for sucking) lol

>>49797525
Wtf draw saggy seiga

>>49797591
Based. Fuck Kripplekikechan and fuck ZOGwheels, who apparently is now a pro-censorship furro lol

>>49797615
I hope so too, although I'm worried that things might break since I've never managed to get more than 2 other people in a game with me.
Judging by the looks of both threads it seems like people are dead, so unless there's a sudden activity spike tonight I'll probably be hosting it tomorrow.

HEY MERTH

>>49797976
i can (maybe) get some people to play, so how many hours until host?

wat

...
Where's the new thread...

this is the last thread...

>>49798004
What touhou would you want to be trapped in the "you can't leave until you cum 1000 times" room with?

>>49798004
Did you watch Columbo yet?

>>49798014
Extremely difficult question if I only had to pick one but and my answer will vary depending on the day but for now it would be Patchouli
>>49798015
no

>>49798024
You pick the most grumpy fatty to be locked in the room with?

>>49798029
it's hot

>>49798024
Merth when will you watch it it's one of the most Merth-coded shows ever

>>49798033
Yeah her higher-than-average body weight would make her give off more body heat, thus increasing the room's temperature slightly and making her sweaty in addition to grumpy

oh wow it's either sharth or rancid women here never mind

>>49798082
What are you talking about? Can you speak English?

>>49798082
What a shame
Just running with the same lines over and over again

>>49798092
Okay, you're a dumb gorilla.
Do you understand now?

>>49798137
I'm a human since gorillas in the wild do not have access to electricity or computers, and gorillas in captivity do not use computers. And if a gorilla were able to type and write coherent English posts online, it would be considered a smart gorilla, not a dumb gorilla.

Your post is nonsensical.

>103 out of nowhere
holy 103broken

>I'm a human since gorillas in the wild do not have access to electricity or computers, and gorillas in captivity do not use computers. And if a gorilla were able to type and write coherent English posts online, it would be considered a smart gorilla, not a dumb gorilla.

>Your post is nonsensical.

>>49797994
I dunno, I'll try around 11AM PST maybe

>>49798210
well fuck timezones, im free now though

>>49798004
Will there be a fusu soon?

>>49798357
yea

>>49798361
Nice! Which one? Alice or the freckles sketch? Or armchan?

I've been going through fusu withdrawal

What is everyone doing right now?

>>49798391
Freckles

>>49797525
Based TewiKINO

>>49798421
Nice
If you deliver on a fusu within 24 hours I promise I'll write a short story based on whatever Touhou you want dating (you) within 24 hours of delivery

I'm gonna get a cup of coffee now and order a chicken sandwich in a few hours.

>>49798092
ES(L)atori

>>49797638
skill issue

so true mikosisters

Alice

your discord server is dead~

the meijicord is real

Cricket chirp

>>49799290
Hanyuu

Smoke detector chirp

I don't hear anything, what are you guys talking about?

FVAAAAAAAARK WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING PLEASE

>>49799320
You don't have maggots crawling inside your neck
Snap out of it

I'm waiting for Merth to do something

I'm gonna do a backflip you ready?

What'd you think?

>>49799338
Do something?
He isn't some sort of serial villain.
He did it 35 minutes ago.

>>49799388
It's August, you can't post that.

>>49799404
Its a placeholder I got asked to do last minute for an event announcement taking place in December

>>49799388
Omg Merth hi!!!

>>49799388
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

>>49799427
Meira balls

>>49799427
Merth is too young to get this reference

103rilla

>>49799443
I know the reference though

>>49799455
Sure zoomie, let's get you the next Fortnite battle pass

It's too dead to post the proper Meira translation here...

>>49799458
What's it like having back problems

Han Solo

>>49799458
Are you just gonna let him talk to you like that>>49799477 ?

>>49799492
did you really think i'd just stand there and take it?

Megalovaniarth

>>49799493
No, no go fuck him up!

>>49799477
Merth you spend your days drawing at a computer, you're gonna get back and hand problems the moment you turn 20

OHHHHHHHHHH

You feel your Fusus crawling up your back

>>49794078
>futa furry on shota

>>49799470
Nobody would care.

>>49799388
Meira Balls, Meira Balls
Meira all the way

>>49799544
I like Meira so I would

>>49799551
You don't count, Merth

HEY MERTH
Are you ever glooby?

Today is bunny day!

>>49799579
I love the fat tombun dangomuncher

Meira is a top tier racist.

diapey diapey on the wall
Who's the sissiest of them all

>>49799709
new drawfag?

>>49799814
looks like it was saved from pixiv

>>49799814
>new drawfag
>in this cesspit
Good one.

>>49799866
drawbroken

Kogasabroken

>>49799388
WHATS IN THE BOOOOOX

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX

>>49799427
FUCK

Who warped you?

>>49799427
>>49799985

>>49800129
AHHHHHHHH

meira BALLS

SHOTANON
comeback i miss u :(

her name is remitranny

Everyone, pretend I'm Merth

HEY MERTH

Who's your favorite Deltarune character?

yatsuniggers are stealing our drawgirls, how do we feel about that benbois

>>49800409
Gerson was pretty funny

>>49800405
Peg?

>>49800425
Why didn't you stream your playthrough of the new chapters?

>>49800427
Of course, with my girlfriend

>>49800428
I will set up my own game grumps style channel. I'm well skilled at Let's Playing

bukkakeren

where is everyone?

>>49800443
I'd watch /jp/hu-grumps with Merth and Tewiraptor

Her name is Tewimegalodon

I loved the scene where the Merthosaurus and 103 Rex were fighting and the TewiMosasaurus lept out of the tank to eat the 103 Rex

does tewihippopotamus still hate 103?

Touhou 20 might actually be the last... ZUN is tired of making games.

fvvrk...

>>49800633
He'll drink one beer and then be revitalized

>>49800633
Merth should be permitted to become the new ZUN

>>49800663
shut the fuck up about sharth already

uh
oh

Mspaintgod will take over and every newhu will be busty

Paintjudas betrayed us for this

Here I was trying to present a way to talk about 2hu for once but nope, right back to drawfags that are here just for a fraction of the time

>>49800782
If your idea of talking abotu 2hu is just vague "ZUN IS GONNA QUIT THIS TIME I SWEAR" then yeah what do you expect

>>49800782
merthbrokennnnn

Let me show you guys how to have REAL Touhou discussion

Seiga is for ___

>>49800855
Engagement, nigger
Discussion
Talk about why or how
The future of the series
Not treat the thread like an ask account out of tumblr
You people are so far adamant on being such shitstirrers that anyone that even dares to try to talk about characters get put down and I get it, it's because someone else once did to a character you like but holy fuck move on already, put some effort for once, /v/hu was once considered one of the best places to talk about 2hu
What the fuck even happened to sink this low into a containment thread not even in our own home instead of having general fatigue of back to back threads?
This shit was never healthy to either (You) or threads itself, there needed to be some space to not get to this level

>>49800889
gotten

jesus fucking christ why is midboss Satono so fucking hard?

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

>>49800891
I agree with you but why tumblr out of nowhere?

>>49800889
MOTORBOATING HER AMAZING OPPAI

>>49800912
Because what you guys are doing with drawfags, it's literally of what you'd see over there with people

>>49800939
Why do you know about Tumblr? This seems very suspicious to me

>>49800891
>>49800939
The tumblrfag is merthbroken lmao

>>49800939
So what?

>>49800949
>So what?
Go back there and ask them there if you want to know so much about them

>>49800954
esl

>>49800889
I'd like to have sex with Seiga

>>49800889
BBC

staggering amount of samefagging

>>49800900
She wants to make you suffer

>>49801159
I actually finally found a good trick for it since posting that
shotgun + Release then quickly bottomhug and Release again for the first volley
then try to shotgun for the second volley and one more Release should finish it
I was thrown off because shotgunning didn't seem to work for stage 4 midboss Mai, so I thought the same would apply to Satono, but I guess not

>>49801176
>Complain
>Issue gets resolved
Like magic
How long have you been going at this anyway feel like I've seen you posting about it for a while now
Sadly I can't help much since I'm kinda shitty at touhou

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>49801231
about a month and half

What do we think about gorilla women? What if gorilla women were hairy?

yippie time to discuss hairy women again

>>49801303
YEAH I KNOW

>>49801297
Is Arm chan a gorilla woman
Is she hairy
Is she fat
Does she smell

>>49801354
Yes
Yes
Probably not unless she's had a lot of sake, but Kasen is
Absolutely

>>49801359
you won squidward normalfag

>>49801297
Oh hey I just finished with her, just use your imagination for the extra details ig. Apologies to >>49789844 for the delay though...promised myself I'd try and be quicker with it and then I got sucked into the finer polish.
Keiki is next though! Already know what to do with her so shouldn't be too bad.
>>49798678
Ever get that sandwich?

>>49801377
Oni!

KOIBRAAAAAAAP

>>49801377
Nice

>>49801377
Why 666?

Say

JANAI
KATSURA DA

>>49801495
ga!

>>49801459
I usually do the matching numbers for my file sizes cause it feels satisfying and Oni are somewhat similar to Demons so I just went with it. It was originally 666 by 555 but then I wanted Suika to have a face still.

mofvvrking heroes won bigly

my heroes lost

>>49801377
My hero drew my heroes and suika! Thank you!

I hate Suika

I demand the next thread immediately

Okay serious talk, what's with the endless stream of unintelligible usernames. You know most normal websites try to avoid letting people make accounts with stuff like ""meiraballs69""? Well apparently 4chan doesn't give a flying fuck. How can anyone take any of this seriously? You could call yourself ""fartsmell69"" and no one would bat an eye. I think I saw someone call themselves ""bantking"" once, which sounds suspiciously like some sort of racial slur. Or am I just reading into things again? That seems unlikely given how much plaintext hate speech is allowed here.

>>49801620
bantnig is the seishart poster

....what is everyone?

Meira ballsjob

>>49799511
I'm over 20...

>>49801740
IT'S OVER 9000!

Come and play my fangame or I'll cry, this is a threat. It's a PvP turn based RTS that's supposedly like Frozen Synapse.
https://spitedev.itch.io/danmaku-wars-proto
The password is "rabbit rabbit", download it and join the "where is everyone..." lobby.
I've added a button to visualize hitboxes, Parsee, Mokou, and Mokou as playable characters, and now you'll see icons above a unit's head if they're afflicted with a status effect.
I'm too lazy to record new gameplay so you get an old webm

>>49801725
A miserable little pile of secrets

>>49801377
Very nice

If the /v/ thread manages to naturally get 500 posts, I'll post a surprise there.

>>49801760
mspaintanon...?

Marioth

>>49801749
It's been an hour and I didn't get a single person to even look at the page this time.
The lobby: Closed.
Tears: Flowing.
Feel free to host it yourselves again.

I don't remember my itchio password

>>49801929
Don't take it too personally it's a slow day, boards had barely any activity today.
I'm sure it will go better next time, maybe you could record a video with new changes?

>>49801942
You don't need to log into itch to download anything. Unless that's unrelated to the fangame stuff, then you have my condolences.
>>49801943
I'm taking it personally, I HATE everyone here now!
>I'm sure it will go better next time
Last time I only posted it here and got a handful of people looking at the page at least, now I've posted it to 3 threads and didn't even get one.
At this rate I'm expecting to get banned next time I post it.
But maybe you're right and I should record something new next time.

What the fuck is a Meiracord?

Now jackalman posts

>>49801929
I'm very paranoid about itchio and refuse to click on any itchio links
Sorry

My diapey is filled with SHIT instead of cum and I need my diapey changed immediately SAKUYA PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPEY it is filled with SHART and I shart it
I need
I need it filled with cum I NEED CUM SAKUYA IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW I NEED CUM

>>49802004
I can upload a zip to catbox for you if you'd like, unless you're some weirdo who doesn't want to run a random .exe from the internet for some reason.

>>49801986
Sorry, I already knew the project from last time and i'm like >>49802004 for multiplayer because of a few bad seeds breaking the implicit contract of common decency, its like chartposting.

make a new thread

>>49802100
>because of a few bad seeds breaking the implicit contract of common decency
The game uses Epic's multiplayer services, so no one is able to see your IP or anything since it's relayed through their servers. But if you're still hesitant then I can't blame you.

FVARK

I checked and CCP and Meira posts were deleted before the 404. Nothing else. That's funny.

The thread would've survived if not for painttraitor

Do not sully his name.

In the name of the meira, the yatsu and the holy mofuark
please, bless the next thread, amen.

>>49802166
What is funnier is that Meira balls was posted once again

>>49802226
this is another veedya buttts in the making if jannies keep it up, I can feel it

>>49802226
What's weird is that I thought the thread was the jiggie one and yet that one remains untouched.
CCPtraitor is definitely reporting himself + Meira balls, it's the only explanation.

>>49802277
you still needed proof of that?

HEY TSUNDEREANON

>>49802277
Wait, what the fuck? That one's been up for hours now

Wanna go use that one?

Where is the Yuki drawing?

WHERE THE FVARK DID EVERYONE GO

I got a confession anons, I have a close friend who is a depressed gamer. One of those guys who is a failure to launch kind stories. I send him any and all random toho images, mainly from these threads. He tells me I am crazy and a weirdo because of the retarded images I send him. Also, I always tell him he is Satori and I am Koishi and send him picture of them together. He gives me a face of disgust whenever I do this, but I just find it so funny. I ultimately do it because I think it's cute and enduring in a way of showing our friendship but I dunno if I am just very retarded. We are both 30 btw

>>49802367
Can't tell if it's pasta or not but either way that's pretty great

>>49802298
yes?

>>49802408
nevermind

KEKAROO

>>49802367
Sounds like he's a tsundere
>We are both 30 btw
Lucky, I'm 28 and I don't have anyone that I'm that close with.