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Anonymous No.49791892 >>49792272 >>49792573 >>49797278 >>49797692 >>49799273 >>49807558 >>49841729
The nicest girl in Kyoto has decided to spend some time with you!
And don't worry, she's buying the drinks herself.
Anonymous No.49791899 >>49791917
About time, I was starting to get Renko withdrawal symptoms.
Anonymous No.49791916
Thread rule 1: no discussion of any women of non-japanese ethnicity.
Anonymous No.49791917 >>49791925 >>49791964
>>49791899
Dude you just have alcoholism
Anonymous No.49791925 >>49791935
>>49791917
My alcoholism has nothing to do with my love for Renko.
Anonymous No.49791933 >>49791976 >>49792029
I wonder if Kyoto is still popular with tourists in Renko's time.
Anonymous No.49791935
>>49791925
That's what she wants you to think!
Anonymous No.49791964 >>49854648
>>49791917
Imagine you keep hanging out with Renko because of the free drinks. She always starts talking about some science garbage after your first two beers, but you're too tipsy to care. You also black out every night for some reason, but hey, that's drinking. Eventually, Renko's parents start sending her less money because they think she's the one getting drunk, so Renko starts buying you medicinal alcohol and diluting it with tap water.
Anonymous No.49791976 >>49792356
>>49791933
I think it's even more popular. We know Kyoto is the most important city in future Japan, but we don't actually know if it got bigger, we just know Tokyo got smaller. But who builds superfast trains between two irrelevant cities?
Anonymous No.49791986 >>49792018 >>49792277 >>49792330
Strange question but how often does Renko shower?
Anonymous No.49792018
>>49791986
She cleans her hat a lot, and takes it off as little as possible, so she must shower almost daily, just in the process of cleaning her hat.
Anonymous No.49792029 >>49792356
>>49791933
How many renkos do you have?
Anonymous No.49792134 >>49792143 >>49792204 >>49874667
Dubs and Renko is the extra stage boss in the new game
Anonymous No.49792143
>>49792134
It's over
Anonymous No.49792204 >>49792240
>>49792134
You are not qualified to draw digits for this, anon. I am a certified Renkoctail tester on the other hand.
Anonymous No.49792240
>>49792204
I'll take whatever hope I can get
Anonymous No.49792272 >>49792293 >>49792312
>>49791892 (OP)
She doesn't like alcohol THAT much, right?
Anonymous No.49792277
>>49791986
depends on how many nanomachines got sticked on her skin, or so she believes
Anonymous No.49792293
>>49792272
ignoring the meme rapist version, she seems to just have gone a bit overboard the first time she had old-style alcohol and let it go to her head because you can't actually get drunk on new-style alcohol. So even if you do LOVE alcohol in their time, it's not really like loving alcohol in our time.
Anonymous No.49792312
>>49792272
Most seem to have overlooked this, but Renko is a daydrinker. I'm pretty sure that's legal, but she is still a maniac for drinking sake on a 1 hour commute.
Anonymous No.49792330 >>49792343 >>49793915
>>49791986
She's the clean one. Her friend is the stinky one. Those are the rules for duos.
Anonymous No.49792343
>>49792330
She does strike me as the overly hygienic kind of autist
Anonymous No.49792356 >>49792405
>>49791976
I have a bit difficult time imagining Kyoto being the most important city again. Well, I guess it depends on the definition. But if Tokyo declined drasticaly Osaka would be the other center of power. But maybe something drastic happened. Maybe they tore down historic Kyoto and it's some futuristic mega city.
>>49792029
Not a lot, just 28 numbered pictures and a few other ones plus some where she is with Maribel.
Anonymous No.49792405 >>49792680 >>49792898
>>49792356
Renko calls Tokyo spiritually immature in comparison to Kyoto, so it probably still has most of the ancient buildings and tourist attractions. The only way I can imagine Tokyo's position collapsing is if almost all pacific trade vanished, which would certainly also affect Osaka.
Anonymous No.49792573
>>49791892 (OP)
I absolutely love Renko's tie. It makes her look so cute and proper.
Anonymous No.49792632 >>49792706
I prefer European women
Anonymous No.49792680 >>49792689
>>49792405
There's more unfortunate options for Tokyo to collapse, like the Kanto megaquake that the Japanese are afraid of.

Kyoto was so lovely, I certainly hope Renko and Maribel can enjoy it's historical locations in their time.
Anonymous No.49792689 >>49792698
>>49792680
If Tokyo got swallowed by the earth, I don't think they'd rebuild it.
Anonymous No.49792698 >>49792714
>>49792689
I think they would, unless it somehow made the Kanto area completely unlivable. The Japanese are really into rebuilding things.
Anonymous No.49792706
>>49792632
We do not speak about European women here, sir.
Anonymous No.49792714
>>49792698
It wouldn't be the weirdest part of the Hifuu future. Forests are also implied to be rare, meanwhile, Japan has pretty much the best forest management in the world.
Anonymous No.49792898
>>49792405
The idea that Renko, this fancy physics genius from Tokyo, is actually a ruralite is extremely cute
Anonymous No.49793825 >>49837177 >>49838855
renko renko
Anonymous No.49793844 >>49793886
best humanhu
Anonymous No.49793886 >>49793930 >>49802366
>>49793844
for now
Anonymous No.49793915 >>49793927
>>49792330
oh, again with the "gaijins stink" one, eh, renko?
very funny, you DORK
Anonymous No.49793927
>>49793915
Just take a shower Merry, it's not that hard.
Anonymous No.49793930
>>49793886
Autism is not a sign you are becoming a youkai, anon.
Anonymous No.49794167 >>49794312 >>49802406 >>49852058
With all her drinking and vandalism, isn't Renko even a bit afraid of the Yama?
Anonymous No.49794312 >>49852058
>>49794167
Thing is, Renko isn't planning to die.
Anonymous No.49795947 >>49795987 >>49796282 >>49850952
Anonymous No.49795987 >>49796119
>>49795947
That reminds me, I started playing Ghostwire Tokyo and the MC of the game has a spell where he holds out his fingers almost like a pistol. It made me think of a Touhou fangame in similar style, but it's Renko stuck in Maribel's dreams shooting different types of light bullets with her finger gun.
Anonymous No.49796119
>>49795987
I've had that idea too, it fits perfectly. TGA even sounds like the soundtrack to an fps.
Anonymous No.49796282 >>49796509
>>49795947
I feel like I've seen a lot more art of Renko using finger guns relatively recently
Anonymous No.49796509
>>49796282
And this shift seems to have happened around the time we started talking about that part of TGA. Probably just a coincidence, but still a cool one.
Anonymous No.49796904
Anonymous No.49797278 >>49797521 >>49799071
>>49791892 (OP)
Why does a girl as cute as Renko need to roofie?
Anonymous No.49797521
>>49797278
It's to show she's dedicated, obviously
Anonymous No.49797692 >>49798920
>>49791892 (OP)
T-Thank you Renko but I don't drink...
Anonymous No.49798920
>>49797692
Maybe give it a try just once.
Anonymous No.49799071
>>49797278
She talks too much and too autistically for her cuteness to have any effect.
Anonymous No.49799273 >>49801504
>>49791892 (OP)
Love Renko
Anonymous No.49799302 >>49799315 >>49799414 >>49800506
How much for an hour of Renko's time?
Anonymous No.49799315
>>49799302
Renko isn't that kind of a girl.
Anonymous No.49799414
>>49799302
Not that much, you only have to give her the rest of your earthly life
Anonymous No.49799618
Fishing with Renko!
Anonymous No.49800506
>>49799302
Sorry Anon, her lectures are at least two hours long.
Anonymous No.49801504
>>49799273
Or what?
Anonymous No.49801894 >>49801977 >>49802031 >>49802168 >>49803903
So let's say Renko actually visited (You) for a day, what do you do with her?
Anonymous No.49801977
>>49801894
I'd take her for a ride with my car. Then we'd stop somewhere to have a cup of coffee and relax. After having our interesting conversation, we'd hop back to the car to go eat somewhere nice and then head back home to drink our asses off. If by any chance she has any other kind of substance on her, I'm in for a try.
Anonymous No.49802031
>>49801894
I would be well content with just talking to her, maybe while drinking a bit, but if she's only here for one day I should make it more special.
I would take her on a walk in nature, I know some very scenic places so even if nothing special happens and we just end up talking, it would still end up being enjoyable for both of us.
Anonymous No.49802168 >>49802206 >>49802474
>>49801894
sex
no concent
Anonymous No.49802206
>>49802168
>no concent
On who's side?
Anonymous No.49802366
>>49793886
Anonymous No.49802406 >>49802427
>>49794167
isn't the yama a disgusting jizo?
maybe she deserves a kick or two!
Anonymous No.49802427
>>49802406
Good one Renko, so what's your plan?
Anonymous No.49802474 >>49802623
>>49802168
rape
concent
Anonymous No.49802623
>>49802474
You can't rape the willing, Renko.
Anonymous No.49802751 >>49802886 >>49805578
"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. A physicist tries to make it simple. Anyway..."
Anonymous No.49802813 >>49804065 >>49804086 >>49804354 >>49809266 >>49839170
physics alice
Anonymous No.49802886
>>49802751
Renko is such a massive a dork that Mary needs to make sure her friend is well maintained and not unkempt.
Anonymous No.49803903
>>49801894
First of all I'd ask her to explain how she broke into my house.
Anonymous No.49804065
>>49802813
That's a positive
Anonymous No.49804086 >>49804120
>>49802813
does alice concocted a new theory about space time? has she ever committed a felony or two? does she evades three letter agencies on the daily?

I think not.
Anonymous No.49804120 >>49804354
>>49804086
>does alice concocted a new theory about space time?
that's the "physics" part
>has she ever committed a felony or two?
trespassing, unauthorized curses, accomplice to theft
>does she evades three letter agencies on the daily?
why do you think she moved to gensokyo?
Anonymous No.49804354 >>49806226
>>49802813
>>49804120
But does Alice have a cool hat?
Anonymous No.49804835 >>49804962 >>49804995 >>49805138 >>49805145
Would you marry the dork?
Anonymous No.49804962 >>49805650
>>49804835
In a hearbeat.
Anonymous No.49804995 >>49805138
>>49804835
She would make a good girlfriend, but not a good wife
Anonymous No.49805138 >>49805650
>>49804835
>>49804995
Marrying Renko is an investment. She will become the ideal wife after you marry her.
Anonymous No.49805145 >>49805650
>>49804835
Definitely.
I'd love to wake up to this cute little dork laying next to me every day...
Anonymous No.49805578
>>49802751
Unsatisfied with only being the best physicist currently alive, Renko is now taking over programming too
Anonymous No.49805650 >>49805731 >>49805787
>>49804962
>>49805138
>>49805145
She wants you to move to the future with her. What now?
Anonymous No.49805731
>>49805650
Sadly I can't do that...
There's 1 specific person who would really miss me...
Anonymous No.49805787
>>49805650
If her and Maribel can time travel infinitely, we can live for one year in the future, then go back to the moment we left and live one year in the present, and so on.
I'm unsure of what this would do to our lifespans, but I'm pretty sure time travel in general would already mess with them.
Otherwise, maybe we can compromise and live in present day Japan. Renko already seems to think her Japan is headed for collapse, so I can't imagine she would be too opposed to living in a more prosperous, lively, past version of her dear native land.
There is also a pretty obvious fourth option and I don't know how to feel about it
Anonymous No.49806226 >>49806505
>>49804354
If Renko lost her hat, would she still be Renko?
Anonymous No.49806505
>>49806226
The hat IS Renko, it is her very essence.
Anonymous No.49807355 >>49807554
What is Renko's favorite class in tf2?
Anonymous No.49807554
>>49807355
Scout, definitely
Anonymous No.49807558 >>49808855
>>49791892 (OP)
We are waking up at 5am to go to Kurama before tourists show up.
Anonymous No.49808855
>>49807558
Sounds like a lot of fun, but Renko might enjoy the breaking in more than anything else.
Anonymous No.49809266 >>49809278
>>49802813
That's uncalled for.
Anonymous No.49809268 >>49809500
It's interesting how, in a lot of the albums, Renko's dialogue blends with the narration.
Anonymous No.49809278
>>49809266
Why? There's nothing wrong with Alice.
Anonymous No.49809500
>>49809268
I imagine every album that isn't explicitly narrated by Merry to be narrated by Renko
Anonymous No.49810964 >>49811417
Is that fic about Renko in Gensokyo still going on?
Anonymous No.49811417
>>49810964
The anon writing it posted in the last thread right before it archived and said they finished the next part. I expected them to have posted it by now, maybe they're on vacation.
Anonymous No.49812074 >>49813412 >>49816224 >>49837470
How good do you think Renko's english is?
Anonymous No.49813412
>>49812074
She's smart enough to understand english but she still has a thick accent
Anonymous No.49813903 >>49814167 >>49814761
Anonymous No.49814167 >>49814224
>>49813903
CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADORABLE OUTFITS!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.49814224
>>49814167
They're very fancy and elegant girls.
Anonymous No.49814726 >>49814730 >>49814761
Renko and Maribel look good in japanese clothes
Anonymous No.49814730
>>49814726
Cute couple.
Anonymous No.49814761 >>49814771
>>49813903
>>49814726
I love cute girls wearing cute outfits
Anonymous No.49814771
>>49814761
It makes sense that they'd own more outfits than is shown. I still like Renko's regular clothes the most though.
Anonymous No.49815824
Renko would get along well with Kaguya
Anonymous No.49816224 >>49816259 >>49819833
>>49812074
Merry taught her that "fenshi a shagu?" is everything she needs to say to a man. For now, she testifies results are mixed.
Anonymous No.49816259 >>49816301
>>49816224
Why does Renko go after foreigners if she's so unprepared?
Anonymous No.49816301
>>49816259
It's cultural expansionism. You get to see how cool and magical Japan is and she gets someone to tell her how awesome she and her nation are.
Anonymous No.49817781
Anonymous No.49819833 >>49822945
>>49816224
>results are mixed.
With Rohypnol?
Anonymous No.49821386
Anonymous No.49822828 >>49822878 >>49823099 >>49824689 >>49826170 >>49826617 >>49834558
Favorite Hifuu track?
Anonymous No.49822878
>>49822828
The Purest Sky and Sea, but it's a close race.
Anonymous No.49822945
>>49819833
Of course not with ambien
Anonymous No.49823099
>>49822828
Winds of Agartha, it's just so unique
Anonymous No.49823431 >>49823601 >>49825203
Such an adorable girl
Anonymous No.49823601
>>49823431
The cutest dork.
Anonymous No.49824689
>>49822828
Blue Sea of 53 Minutes
Anonymous No.49825203 >>49825309
>>49823431
Her smile is so precious...
Anonymous No.49825309
>>49825203
True! Unfortunately, she doesn't have much to smile for in her period...

Usami Renko! The screen is tanking to you! Move to 2025, you will like it there, it is a happy time with nice people! Ask Maribel to bring you to 2025! She can and will do it, if you are persistent enough!
Anonymous No.49826170 >>49826334
>>49822828
It's really hard to pick out a specific favorite but Ghosts Exist Even When It's Not Night is way underrated and it's definitely at least top 5 to me.
Anonymous No.49826334
>>49826170
The new album was better than expected, at least in my opinion. It really shows ZUN can still make good stuff if he puts his mind to it.
Anonymous No.49826617 >>49828032
>>49822828
It's not exactly my favorite, but the last track from MA has a special place in my heart.
It is orderly, yet energic, it feels contemplative and transcendental in its later section. I can't listen to it without imagining the two girls gazing at the moon. Truly a renkonian composition.
Anonymous No.49827791 >>49828184
Anonymous No.49828032 >>49834366
>>49826617
>Truly a renkonian composition
Tat's how I feel about all of MA. It has a very consistent style, despite varying tone.
Anonymous No.49828184
>>49827791
Renko's autistic monologues are my favorite thing about her other than the hat, of course
Anonymous No.49828901
Sneaking onto the ISS with Maribel and Renko!
Anonymous No.49831896 >>49832074 >>49836583
Anonymous No.49832074 >>49836480 >>49836583
>>49831896
Honestly, flatko is bestko.
Anonymous No.49833462 >>49833590
Renko will make you a father
Anonymous No.49833590 >>49833597
>>49833462
How does she plan to do that, exactly?
Anonymous No.49833597 >>49833602 >>49833632
>>49833590
the rape, i think
Anonymous No.49833602 >>49833615
>>49833597
Oh, that makes sense, but how will she get here?
Anonymous No.49833615
>>49833602
If I had to guess, Netherworld->Gensokyo->Outside World(present)
Anonymous No.49833632 >>49833645 >>49834048
>>49833597
Has she thought about asking first? At least give legality a chance
Anonymous No.49833645 >>49833672
>>49833632
anon wasn't very good at taking hints
what's a girl to do when he keeps letting his guard down around her like that? he's practically asking for it
Anonymous No.49833672 >>49834825
>>49833645
What exactly were those 'hints'?
Anonymous No.49834029 >>49834342 >>49834510
What book would you like to read with Renko?
Anonymous No.49834048 >>49834136
>>49833632
nice girls finish last
Anonymous No.49834136
>>49834048
Renko, if the police or the Enma get a hold of you, you're not finishing at all.
Anonymous No.49834342 >>49834429
>>49834029
What kind of book does she read?
Anonymous No.49834366
>>49828032
Cute lesbians.
Anonymous No.49834429
>>49834342
Physics papers and fairy tales
Anonymous No.49834510
>>49834029
Gravity from the ground up
Anonymous No.49834558
>>49822828
Greenwich in the Sky. The best track for the best girl.
Anonymous No.49834825 >>49834916
>>49833672
Well... you know...
Anonymous No.49834916 >>49835502
>>49834825
I didn't even notice her before she came and insisted I drink with her
Anonymous No.49835502
>>49834916
To me that sounds like a very obvious hint.
Anonymous No.49836046 >>49836128
Anonymous No.49836128
>>49836046
Maybe there is a reason why this nice girl resorted to the tactics she did...
Anonymous No.49836480 >>49836583
>>49832074
For some reason, non-flat Renko looks very weird.
Anonymous No.49836583 >>49836613
>>49831896
>>49832074
>>49836480
Flat Renko definitely looks better flat Merry also looks better in fact most girls look better flat
Anonymous No.49836613
>>49836583
I have to agree with the second point, but not the third.
Either way, it's funny to make fun of Renko's flat chest.
Anonymous No.49836699 >>49840353
How much of a nerd is Renko actually?
Anonymous No.49836772 >>49836831 >>49837382
Ahhh! I want TO [REDACTED] my [REDACTED] on Renko's flat [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] her hand while sleeping together!
Anonymous No.49836831 >>49836911 >>49837382
>>49836772
very nice try, three letter agent, but I happen to have a copy of your document, straight from wikileaks right here:
"Ahhh! I want TO place my 9mm on Renko's flat temple and then cuff her hand while sleeping together!"
Anonymous No.49836911 >>49837034 >>49837135
>>49836831
Has Renko considered she might be offering a drink to a fed in a honeypot operation?
Anonymous No.49837034
>>49836911
She's probably got a sixth sense for those types of people
Anonymous No.49837135
>>49836911
All she has to do to find them out is to turn off the light
Anonymous No.49837177 >>49838662
>>49793825
This is deep.
Anonymous No.49837382
>>49836772
>>49836831
You can recognize that Anon is a fed because he posted an image in which Renko has tits and shows her cleavage.
Anonymous No.49837470
>>49812074
I like the idea that the Hifuu future is a less interconnected world than ours, so Renko would have rarely encountered english, and only speaks it well enough to read physics papers that haven't been translated yet.
She is lucky that the first foreigner she met is a weeb who was already fluent in japanese before even stepping foot on Renko's land.
Anonymous No.49838662
>>49837177
It's something to live your life by.
Anonymous No.49838855 >>49839210 >>49839448
>>49793825
'ko with rabbit ears is my favorite genre of touhou fanart
Anonymous No.49839170 >>49839210
>>49802813
more like NERD Alice!
Anonymous No.49839210
>>49838855
They fit her so well!
>>49839170
Just because Alice has an archaic hobby doesn't mean she isn't a nerd too.
Anonymous No.49839448 >>49839616 >>49839753
>>49838855
She looks displeased.
Anonymous No.49839616 >>49839753
>>49839448
Renko is a serious, respectable girl. If you were like her, you would also get mad if cute, funny, silly rabbit ears appeared on your head.
Anonymous No.49839753
>>49839448
>>49839616
The ears stay ON, whether Renko likes it or not
Anonymous No.49839865 >>49839876
Where is the European girl? :-D
Anonymous No.49839876
>>49839865
Probably still asleep
Anonymous No.49840353
>>49836699
Renko isn't a nerd at all, she's cool and funny.
Anonymous No.49841005 >>49841009
One of the most huggable 2hus, especially with the shawl on
Anonymous No.49841009 >>49841024
>>49841005
she's also light and easy to lift
Anonymous No.49841024 >>49841375
>>49841009
Every time you lift her, she acts annoyed but deep down she really likes it
Anonymous No.49841365 >>49843556
Happy dork
Anonymous No.49841375 >>49841393 >>49841399
>>49841024
I think she would also enjoy if you carried her in your arms
Anonymous No.49841393 >>49841399
>>49841375
She'd really enjoy if you ran around with her in your arms
Anonymous No.49841399 >>49841536
>>49841375
>>49841393
wouldn't she be really embarrassed?
Anonymous No.49841445 >>49841557 >>49841567 >>49841605 >>49841650 >>49842223
There is something wrong with Renko...
Anonymous No.49841536 >>49841675 >>49841715 >>49842900
>>49841399
Please consult the graph. As the level of physical contact(x) increases, enjoyment(f2) increases and embarrassment(f1) decreases.
Anonymous No.49841557 >>49841567 >>49841659
>>49841445
If that's Renko, where's her hat?
Anonymous No.49841567 >>49841670
>>49841445
You should speak with her, it might be a phase or something...
>>49841557
The ruinous powers love silly girl hats being given to them as sacrifice.
Anonymous No.49841605 >>49841659 >>49841705
>>49841445
I thought Renko would prefer 40k, being an astrophysics nerd and all.
She's probably better than Archaon, still.
Anonymous No.49841650
>>49841445
Nonsense! There nothing wrong with Renko! In fact, that version of Renko is so good that I forgot the European girl and hag.
Anonymous No.49841659 >>49841670
>>49841557
Placed on an altar!
>>49841605
She knows that Warhammer Fantasy is the good shit.
Anonymous No.49841670
>>49841567
>>49841659
Renko would never abandon her hat! Thats one step beyond selling her soul.
Anonymous No.49841675
>>49841536
Thank you for the Renko science
Anonymous No.49841705
>>49841605
By her period most minis are in museums or private collections. She found out about fantasy from Total War. It's only a matter of time until she gets her hands on the last copy of that 40k DOOM clone.
Anonymous No.49841715 >>49841811 >>49842396
>>49841536
what
Anonymous No.49841729 >>49841741
>>49791892 (OP)
Anon said yes, right?
Anonymous No.49841741 >>49841778
>>49841729
Obviously! Well, he didn't really say those exact words, but he clearly wanted to say yes, but was too stressed or worried. Thankfully, Renko knows how to interpret body language!
Anonymous No.49841778
>>49841741
it's hard to respond, what with the gag, drugs and chains and all
Anonymous No.49841811
>>49841715
I feel like it is very clear.
Anonymous No.49842223
>>49841445
Now that's a power top!
Anonymous No.49842396
>>49841715
Clearly you're not intellectual enough to grasp the graph.
Anonymous No.49842900
>>49841536
Real innovation in the field of dorkology
Anonymous No.49843556 >>49844395 >>49846740
>>49841365
Is there a term for when a girl's hat causes her immense amounts of joy by its very existence?
Anonymous No.49843790 >>49843991 >>49843994 >>49843999 >>49844018
Not to pat ourselves on the back, but I feel like Renko threads have consistently been some of the best on /jp/
Anonymous No.49843991
>>49843790
Thank god for Renko being an endless source of dork energy.
Anonymous No.49843994 >>49844079
>>49843790
I see this kind of post in every second thread...
Anonymous No.49843999
>>49843790
I'm surprised and glad that they didn't become repetitive.
Anonymous No.49844018
>>49843790
These threads are pretty good
Anonymous No.49844079 >>49864520
>>49843994
I've only seen it in one. There are a few good threads on /jp/, but Renko threads are special. They have a good amount of discussion about her lore and personality, a lot of good "jokes" that they cycle between and a tasteful amount of waifufagging. They are also relatively fast, but not too fast.
If someone asked me to show him what /jp/ is like at its best, I'd show him the Renko threads.
Anonymous No.49844395
>>49843556
There can't be a word for it since it's mostly a Renko thing.
Anonymous No.49844957 >>49845001 >>49845155 >>49845674
You should think about how cute your children will be if Renko is the mother!!
Anonymous No.49845001 >>49845155 >>49845483
>>49844957
Fair enough, but wouldn't they also be cripplingly autistic?
Anonymous No.49845155
>>49844957
They would also be very smart!
>>49845001
I don't see a problem.
Anonymous No.49845483
>>49845001
Is that a problem
Anonymous No.49845674 >>49845812
>>49844957
would they also wear dumb hats?
Anonymous No.49845812 >>49846133 >>49847181
>>49845674
*cool and awesome hats
Only the girls.
Anonymous No.49846133 >>49846156
>>49845812
men can also wear hats, you know?
Anonymous No.49846156 >>49846205
>>49846133
The hats in question are specific to the girls of the Usami family.
Anonymous No.49846205 >>49846265 >>49846722 >>49846856
>>49846156
so you're taking her last name then?
Anonymous No.49846265
>>49846205
She can continue the practice of her family tradition while still taking your surname.
Anonymous No.49846722
>>49846205
Of course, it's much more honorable and prestigious.
Anonymous No.49846740
>>49843556
The Heart Throbbing effect.
Anonymous No.49846813 >>49847792 >>49848591
Renko is so autistic that when her and Merry talk, Merry spaces out and allows Renko to rant freely. Do you think you can live with that?
Anonymous No.49846856 >>49847284
>>49846205
It isn't unheard-of. Didn't Lafcadio Hearn take his wife's surname when they got married?
Anonymous No.49847181
>>49845812
Renko stop posting
Anonymous No.49847206 >>49847442 >>49847493 >>49847861 >>49848055 >>49848086
Renko raped me...
Anonymous No.49847284
>>49846856
looking at his wikipedia page, it seems so. he changed his family name to Koizumi and his given name to Yakumo. I wonder if he changed both names to fit in better, or if he was so wapanese that he chose to leave behind his western name entirely?
Anonymous No.49847442
>>49847206
You said yes anon...
Anonymous No.49847493
>>49847206
Your fault for talking about European women in front of her
Anonymous No.49847792
>>49846813
That is specifically what I like about her
Anonymous No.49847861 >>49847920 >>49848079
>>49847206
1. men can't be raped
2. a man can't be overpowered by a college girl
3. a man accepting a drink is a formal agreement to intercourse
4. it was a good thing
Anonymous No.49847920
>>49847861
That's not what the law says, Renko
Anonymous No.49848055
>>49847206
Cut your losses and marry her
Anonymous No.49848079 >>49850306
>>49847861
Stop posting in your own thread, Renko!
Anonymous No.49848086 >>49848165 >>49848319 >>49848715 >>49850411
>>49847206
"Looking at Anon, You'd be forgiven for thinking...
He's a typical victim.
He's autistic. Soon to be father.
He's a seven-time World Heavyshitposting champion.
He's 1m80 for 80kgs. He thought he could look for himself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 20XX.
He was raped.
That's right: #Don'tDrink
The point is, his drinking partner didn't have to overpower him to turn him into a victim.
If it can happen to him, then it can happen to you."
t. Anon
Shitposter, Drunkard, Survivor.
Anonymous No.49848165
>>49848086
Made me lol
Anonymous No.49848319 >>49848383 >>49853427
>>49848086
Is this true?
Anonymous No.49848383
>>49848319
#believeallvictims, anon.
Anonymous No.49848591 >>49850903
>>49846813
Maribel doesn't really have the necessary interests to engage with Renko. I think I could survive her rants.
Anonymous No.49848715
>>49848086
Quality post.
Anonymous No.49849211 >>49849915 >>49850110 >>49850611
If Renko is a true autist, what is her favorite train?
Anonymous No.49849915 >>49850145
>>49849211
She seems to like that underground bullet train that goes from Kyoto to Tokyo in one hour a lot, but deep down, she probably still feels a bit nostalgic for the KiHa 200.
Anonymous No.49850110 >>49850145 >>49850190 >>49850611
>>49849211
Trains are probably Maribels brand of autism and not Renkos
Anonymous No.49850145
>>49849915
I personally think she'd go for something faster, but I could see her liking the old, slow ones too
>>49850110
They both like trains, they just like different things about them
Anonymous No.49850190
>>49850110
Renko's a melancholic girl, at least sometimes. And that, in Japan, means she likes trains.
Anonymous No.49850306
>>49848079
Where should Renko post if not in her own thread?
Anonymous No.49850411 >>49853427
>>49848086
European pro-wrestling fan hands typed this slender, Renko would never rape an anon.
Anonymous No.49850611 >>49850675
>>49849211
>>49850110
We found the missing lore... Renko turned into Yukari's train...
Anonymous No.49850675 >>49853428
>>49850611
I need someone to draw Yukari's train with a cute hat right now
Anonymous No.49850903
>>49848591
That's what they all say...
Anonymous No.49850952
>>49795947
Now that's a mischievous look if I've ever seen one
Anonymous No.49851931
It just dawned on me that Renko and Maribel are the 2hus with the most variation in their outfits.
Anonymous No.49852058 >>49852438
>>49794167
>>49794312
Wow, it sounds like Renko should move to Gensokyo, do the abandon food spell, and then she can live forever and drink tea and play with dolls all day! Wouldn't she like that?
Anonymous No.49852438
>>49852058
Get out, Alice!
Anonymous No.49853427 >>49853465 >>49853763
>>49848319
'fraid so.
>>49850411
I never said anything about Renko.
Anonymous No.49853428 >>49853465 >>49853645 >>49853664 >>49860730
>>49850675
Anonymous No.49853465
>>49853427
>>49853428
Wow, only one second apart
Anonymous No.49853645
>>49853428
Adorable
Anonymous No.49853664 >>49853819
>>49853428
You can put that hat on anything in the universe except Sumireko and have it be clearly identifiable as Renko
Anonymous No.49853763
>>49853427
>I never said anything about Renko.
Fair enough, you should all know that you're safe around any woman as long as she is human and Japanese.
Anonymous No.49853819
>>49853664
I don't know. To me, this clearly looks like Renko.
Anonymous No.49854225
I'm trying to cut down on alcohol so I drank some soda with Renko. It was alright, but a bit more bitter than I remember. See, there's nothing to fear!
Anonymous No.49854288 >>49854308 >>49854317 >>49854320 >>49854365 >>49863354
You'll vote for Renko-chan, right jaypee?
Anonymous No.49854308
>>49854288
She has my first vote, just like last year!
Anonymous No.49854317 >>49854347 >>49856780
>>49854288
I'll vote for Byakuren.
Anonymous No.49854320 >>49854347 >>49856780
>>49854288
I've already committed to the fairy vote
Anonymous No.49854347 >>49854527
>>49854317
>>49854320
Vote for anyone you want but only after you've voted for Renko. It would be a shame for you to accidentally stab yourself or jump off the highest building of your city for no reason, or randomly get your own legs in cement and dive on the sea.
Anonymous No.49854365
>>49854288
The last poll was pretty good for Renko, I hope the momentum continues. Remember to vote for Merry too though.
Anonymous No.49854527 >>49854592
>>49854347
Renko won't be able catch a bipolar and horny Finn riding a bike :D
Anonymous No.49854592 >>49856942 >>49858174 >>49858378
>>49854527
Think again, all roads lead to Renko
Anonymous No.49854648
>>49791964
That's why she puts the fun pills in from the start, she doesn't have the time or resources for this.
Anonymous No.49855501 >>49855586 >>49855853 >>49856813 >>49858627
Looking at this thread made me wonder, why makes Renko attract other autists?
Anonymous No.49855586 >>49855840
>>49855501
There is something to be said about how 2hus tend to attract anons befitting them
Anonymous No.49855840 >>49856802
>>49855586
it's to be expected that people like what is similar to them or what they're familiar with
Anonymous No.49855853 >>49856304 >>49856766
>>49855501
Anon where do you think you are?
Anonymous No.49856304
>>49855853
...Autism central
Anonymous No.49856766
>>49855853
True, but the anons here are either especially autistic or especially willing to show that they are
Anonymous No.49856780 >>49856942
>>49854317
>>49854320
Neither of these has anything even resembling a cool hat though.
Anonymous No.49856802
>>49855840
But then you'd expect renkofags to be way bigger dorks.
Anonymous No.49856813
>>49855501
I think, rather than Renko attracting especially autistic anons, the anons simply feel free to act out their autism here.
Anonymous No.49856942 >>49857060
>>49854592
fugg :--DDD
>>49856780
biker suit > hat
Anonymous No.49857060
>>49856942
Not if the hat is Renko's.
Anonymous No.49857148 >>49857535 >>49858910
Anonymous No.49857535
>>49857148
Next time be careful around Jizo statues!
Anonymous No.49858174 >>49858874 >>49859669
>>49854592
/renko/ meetup?
Anonymous No.49858378 >>49858610
>>49854592
Wait, so Renko is Finnish but not Japanese?!
Anonymous No.49858610
>>49858378
There's also some village in Slovenia named Renkovic. She traveled thru space and time to influence the founding of various cities, only smaller ones so no one notices, and named them after her, Alexander the Great-style.
Anonymous No.49858627 >>49859655
>>49855501
all cases of autism are caused by Renko
Anonymous No.49858874
>>49858174
That will be where we begin our empire.
Anonymous No.49858910
>>49857148
"I hate jizous more than coppers!"
Anonymous No.49858949 >>49859123
When she isn't busy being badass, Renko can be pretty adorable!
Anonymous No.49859123 >>49859179
>>49858949
How can a girl who looks this innocent be so mischievous?
Anonymous No.49859179
>>49859123
It's always the ones you least expect.
Anonymous No.49859498
I have concrete, undeniable proof that Renko is not a rabbit!
Anonymous No.49859655 >>49860838
>>49858627
That actually explains a few things. But did she also cause her own case then?
Anonymous No.49859669 >>49859728 >>49861130
>>49858174
The rape victims support group is two blocks down
Anonymous No.49859728
>>49859669
Fuck yeah dude, two birds with one stone. I can meet Renkoanons and get help on the same trip... ●︵●
Anonymous No.49860730
>>49853428
I just noticed the train's livery has the same colors as Renko's outfit
Anonymous No.49860838
>>49859655
Yes, it's a causal loop.
Anonymous No.49861130
>>49859669
Renko isn't a rapist though. It's not rape if she genuinely loves you!
Anonymous No.49862213 >>49862664 >>49865335 >>49868851
It's over.
Anonymous No.49862664 >>49865335
>>49862213
Both of the most beautiful 2hus also have brown eyes. If anything, in the context of Touhou, this makes Renko more beautiful.
Anonymous No.49863354
>>49854288
I did my part!
Anonymous No.49864482 >>49864586
This thread has gone by pretty fast...
Anonymous No.49864485
Alluha ackbar!
Anonymous No.49864520 >>49864586
>>49844079
>If someone asked me to show her what /jp/ is like at its best, I'd show her the Renko threads.
You know, that's probably how Renko discovered Anon.
Anonymous No.49864586 >>49864608
>>49864482
I liked it! It had a pretty consistent speed all things considered.
>>49864520
Does /jp/ survive into the future or is Renko that well-versed in image board culture from 100 years ago?
Anonymous No.49864608 >>49868400
>>49864586
A little of the former, a little of the latter. Like how Pompeii's graffiti gets posted on the Internet and Anons react to how things never changed.
Anonymous No.49865335
>>49862213
Brown-eyed girls are cuter anyways.
>>49862664
ZUN agrees!
Anonymous No.49867322
Time to wrap up the thread
Anonymous No.49868400
>>49864608
Imagine her trying to explain to Maribel and she HAS to break the space-time continuum to hang out with her favorite posters from ages passed.
Anonymous No.49868715
Goodnight Renko! Don't be gone for too long!
Anonymous No.49868851 >>49868956
>>49862213
Its proven that when you push your limits you gain a lighter hue as your eye darkens with effort. Renko can ascend as the koi that jumped the waterfall did!
Anonymous No.49868942
Goodbye Renko!
Anonymous No.49868956
>>49868851
She could also, if she wanted, make her eyes red with a very easy trick.
Anonymous No.49869056 >>49869100 >>49869676
FUCK, I just got here!
Anonymous No.49869100
>>49869056
NOOOOOO, RENKOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!
Anonymous No.49869676
>>49869056
I want to have SEX with this woman
Anonymous No.49872046 >>49872439 >>49873258
Next Renko thread in 9 days and 14 hours!
Anonymous No.49872439
>>49872046
Perfect! I'll set the timer.
Anonymous No.49873258
>>49872046
Why, is there some special occasion?
Anonymous No.49873330
Anonymous No.49873567
Anonymous No.49874667
>>49792134
We'll get her in the next game
Anonymous No.49875294
Goodbye Renko, see you in the next thread.
Anonymous No.49875328 >>49875358
It's been a good thread. See you soon Tenko
Anonymous No.49875358 >>49875441
>>49875328
Honestly, this's been the best thread in a while.
Anonymous No.49875441 >>49875517
>>49875358
Yeah the word "rape" was only mentioned 9 times
Anonymous No.49875517 >>49875675
>>49875441
It wasn't perfect, but the general lack of rape jokes wasn't that big of a deal.
Anonymous No.49875675 >>49875766
>>49875517
the lack of rape jokes made the thread better
Anonymous No.49875766
>>49875675
so more rape less joke is the better balance?
Anonymous No.49875850 >>49875971
We need rape songs.
Anonymous No.49875920
Goodnight Rapeko
Anonymous No.49875971
>>49875850
We really don't.
Anonymous No.49876131
Bye bye love
Anonymous No.49876481
Wonder how long this one will sit at the bottom of page 10
Anonymous No.49876750
We're close now...
Anonymous No.49876787
Shit, I've missed the European girl thread.
Anonymous No.49876807
We're now at the bottom... we'll be gone whenever... see you (hopefully) soon Renko
Anonymous No.49876861
Renko is a good girl, remember that.