Saggy Seiga is for ___

Dead Discord Server

*farts in your thread*

>>49803881
That doesn't make sense

I would have said paizuri

>>49803890
sybau

>>49803879 (OP)
Perky breasts are the traditionally appealing, why does this place insist on being contrarian with its taste in women?

>>49803879 (OP)
Meira balls

Merth has 30 minutes left, can he do it?

dont care

I care...

Porn is done

Cheering on Merth and seeing if he can beat the clock has actually been pretty fun

I am not Patrick Autist

Who is Sergio

>>49803920
But I am the original Starwalker

>>49803879 (OP)
Crazy face + big tits = MUH DIK

>>49803922
SERGIO BALLS LMAO

I'm practically done with the art but writing is going to take some time so count it as practically finished

>>49803935
You've got 18 minutes I believe in you Merth

>>49803935
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOIKI

>>49803935

>>49803931
That one doesn't make sense

If I don't make it in time it's because Parseecosplayer requested it and I need him to approve of it or see what he thinks should be tweaked and then I'll post it

>>49803935
Don't choke so close to the finish Merth you can do it

I'm listening to stairway to heaven as I'm finishing it just thought I'd let you know

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

6 MINUTES HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>49803957
JUST POST IT HERE FIRST AND CORRECT IT LATER

FIVE MINUTES AAAAAAA

Watch Merth try to save it to post at the last second only for his Internet to go out and miss the time limit.

2 minutes left it's fucking over bros

Oh God he's not gonna make it

It's Joever

he's actually done, but he's edging you guys

IT'S DONE BUT I HAVE TO GET THE OKAY

shut up with the waste of post limit you don't have to narrate everything
insufferable twat

F

>>49803995
Postbroken

3 hour extension and Merth still lost...

>>49803994
holy fuarking sex

It's truly over

>>49803995
We don't even hit post limit the fuck are you talking about

Well Merth what character would you have asked for if you won?

I'm posting it in a few minutes please be patient

it's cool how you can see the thread get excited and their hopes raise and then you can pinpoint the moment where they realize it isn't happening

discord chat you mean

>>49803995
>twat
Shut the fuck up European

You assholes are the reason we won't have a hairy Kagerou

>>49804020
Good.

>>49804029
I can't wait when you guys have to show your ID to post on 4chan so I know exactly is a fucking idiot online

stupid annoying faggots

I'll draw an extra page 2 to compensate for the wait what do you think

>>49803995
>>49804037
YUUUUP YUUUUUUUUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>49804048
What's the extra page going to be?

>>49804057
more sex

>>49804030
Cry harder.

>>49804059
Does she have freckles all over her body or just her face?

HEY MERTH
https://youtu.be/ylzaouKGYoE

>>49804082
I was asked to change stuff here and there

https://files.catbox.moe/z48x5b.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/zsm7aw.PNG

>>49804130
Freckled fuck

>>49804130
Gross

kek

>>49804130
God I love freckles so much

>>49804142
Homosexual

Meira's upper body

>>49804130
This reminds me of a certain someone...

>>49804130
Based

>>49804130
It was late, but the end result was good and I feel a little bad for you. What Touhou would you pick for >>49798437?

>>49804155
shaped like a brick wall

>>49804130
please remember to post this on the 8, you forgot yachie...

>>49804161
I tried uploading Yachie but my computer shat bricks trying to load everything
>>49804159
Do Futo

>>49804165
please free up more space on your computer

>>49804130
>bunny suit

>>49804165
How old is your computer?

>>49804172
It's not old I just need to get more computer storage

Merth's battlestation? A 2019 raspberry pi with 4 gbs ram

>>49804130
Who's the next Fusu?

>>49804184
Alice probably

>>49804130
Good work!

https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

The Merth Fusu Collection has been updated! Currently, we're at: 32/162 (19.75%)

We're gonna break through to 20%, I can feel it!

Anon who only faps when a Merth fusu is uploaded

Merth must draw yuri to be accepted on the jay.

>>49804220
You don't even try to be subtle anymore yuricocksucker

>>49804223
/jp/ is a yuri board.

>>49804229
You made everyone here hate yuri due to your spamming

>>49804229
this is a futa board

>>49804230
/jp/ gets more yuri posting and more yuri discussion than ever!

>>49804231
Wrong.

https://youtu.be/RrESvSRNpeo?si=1_5sKcSADWc7pD2c

>>49804130
So do you like freckled girlfailures merth

>>49804229
>/jp/ is a AGP board.
fix'd.
The only acceptable yuri is yuri (male)

>>49804296
yuri gagarin?!

>>49804296
This but unironically

I wouldn't mind being Ranmaed

Mspainthero will save us

From what?

>>49804321
From Luciferth

>>49804323
We have merth

>>49804340
What happens now?

>>49804340
MoFvarking heroine Yatsubreeder!!!

I need to get a woman pregnant.

>>49804340
Why isn't he green

>>49804340
Shizuha is big...

>>49804341
Now? Heh.. let's go practice medicine.

No jackalman?
jackalman has helped 2hu

Yatsufartsmella more like

randomtouhougen.neocities.org
the hu you roll becomes fat, hairy and saggy in all official and unofficial depictions, your thoughts as follows?

>>49804459
Yippie!

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

>>49804459
Yay!

>>49804459
I got Toyohime
That works

>>49804459
Can I just roll every Touhou?

Is Tewimom like Tocchan?

>>49803879 (OP)
bbc

>>49804533
Her outfit would be too much for the British Broadcasting Corporation.

>>49804474
LOVE WINS

yet another taoist thread

>>49804518
Reisenaunt is so lucky

Whocchan??

>>49804459

>>49804459
D-dep Depending 2hu that appears, Jackalman fucks her

>>49804609
Unzan moment

>/jp/ hates us
>/v/ hates us
>8fags are annoying
where are we supposed to go

8broken

>>49804625
into my pants

>>49804625
we go to the sharty and make them hate us too

>>49804625
*rapes you*

>>49804625
8 is a complete boring graveyard slop and it astounds me there's people using it
It's slow as fuck and really no different than /2hug/, except without the gay ERP that happens sometimes

>>49804636
Have fun being doxxed there

>being doxxed on the shitty

>>49804557
Her name is Seija. not Love.

>>49804609
Any character that isn't my favorite could appear.

Thanks you jackalman lord hakurei

>>49804638
You sound like the anon who said that modern /v/hu was getting boring too

I've become an alcoholic. How Do I fix tHIS?

https://youtu.be/295BYWl5rH4

>>49804673
Visit your neighbour who loves Suika or crossdress as Parsee.

>>49804661
I don't remember asking

I dont remenber sharting my diaper

>>49804647
Lurk more, they log your internet activity and is part of why one of the retarded mods fucked over the entire website because they like wojaks

>>49804671
No idea who that is but definitely wasn't me, modern /v/hu is just a thick filler of shitposting with a gold nugget every now and then
Not like it's any different than most threads nowadays

>>49804745
>implying 4chan doesn't do this either
it's all datamining

I can BRAAAAAAAAAAAP louder than you

>>49804750
Some anon said modern /v/hu doesn't "feel" like /v/hu

WEAR A DIAPEY AND SHART IT NOW
SHART YOURSELF
SHART YOURSELF NOW

When people say 8/v/hu feels boring, they're whining about not being able to diaperpost

That's it, that's the only reason they say it.

>My shit doesnt "feel" like shit in my diaper

>>49804766
Jannies are vastly incompetent here and their only purpose on that is pass it on like a good honeypot stirrers to alphabet letters soup agencies, unless it compromises their ad revenue from mobile posters

Good thing I use Brave in phone

>>49804776
If you mean the IDs, my IP isn't static and that shit hardly matters. Mari/Chinadiaper schizos are either too retarded to understand this or simply doesn't care because the place is fucking dead anyway

What a shitty thing to say

>>49804459
>>49804609
Well done jackalman is 16
Yumemi is 18

>>49804769
Found it
>>49741839

>>49804804
No, that wasn't me. I don't have a single newhu from last game in my harddrive

But muh egypt

>>49804817
I know it was you~

>>49804824
We don't even type alike, anon

>>49804829
You can't hide~

You can't hide form diapey~

>>49804780
>implying this is somehow good
kek

>>49804817
I have 275 Zanmus
272 Chiyaris
214 Enokos
189 Hisamis
and 156 Bitens
unless you meant FW

I farted so loud my diapey fell off

I want to be Sakuya's friend!

>>49804844
That wasn't the intent of my comment anyway, just to say they're too lazy to care

you will now become one with diapey

>>49804846
I just didn't like them, they felt too weak of a cast
CAPTCHA: TARDP

Why arent you guys using the patchoulie or reisen threads in vee

>>49804894
Because I hate you.

>>49804899
But I only diapey post here so you go back to vee! Do you like me or something???

>>49804916
You only solidify my reasons for despising you. I hope you get cancer.

>>49804894
why aren't you using the toilet

>>49804924
The only one getting cancer here is you from huffing up all these dayaipers but be my guest

uh
oh
diapeybroken

>>49804887
That's fine and fair, we don't have to like the same stuff nor should you force yourself to get pics of 2hu you dont like.
I'm sure you have cool images for your favorites.

Thank you Meira

Eh
Nah
Yeah

>>49803879 (OP)
I want to thank KKHTA Mokou for obliterating me with her massive futa cock, forcefully filling me up over and over again, and leaving me a crying, shaking and traumatized mess after raping me.
Thank you.

>>49804984
Are you the same faggot that said you were fucked by the entirety of a futa Temmie village as Youmu?

The futa drought is unbearable.

not many are saying this

we need new drawma

im too old to make rage bait

I... I think I'm girl on the inside!

>>49805090
This would ended up in mating press if Chen was a futa

>>49805086
PARSEECOSPLAYER... GOT DRUNK AGAIN!

I found the thread
But its on the wrong board

the joke here is sex

>>49805143
What did we tell you about browsing /bant/

>>49805151
You didn't tell me anything, I'm just a humble /v/igger

>>49805141
and then what???

B^<

- 8^)

>>49805185
What do you think?

what are /jp/higgers listening to right now?
here's mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjvBP7JzbFM

>>49805234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvXtQL6FlR8

>>49805226
he didnt....

>>49805234
https://youtu.be/EN-8NzNj-1k

>>49805185
>>49803957

So Parseecosplayer is Takanetoddler?

>>49805345
Takanetoddler is brown
Parseecosplayer is white

>>49805267
Merth x Parseecosplayer? What would tewimom think about this....

TakaneGODdler is tanned

Where did the Patchypedo go? I miss him.

literalwho

>>49805350
>someone who's best known for pretending to be someone else is incapable of using body paint
Your retardation is impressive, honestly

How can you people enjoy these threads now when 90% of it is namefagging?

>>49805430
The same reason people enjoy watching reality TV anon

Lets see who can brap the loudest

>>49805435
That's a terrible reason...

>>49805459
But it's fun! Merth & Friends is my favorite show!

>>49805430
I'm here from habit & boredom

>>49805107
But she is one
According to makin that is

>>49805430
its fun
especially seeing seeing anons get mad when you talk shit about their favorite namefag

>>49805345
This isn't the only time Merth has drawn stuff for Parseecosplayer. The question is what does Parseecosplayer give Merth in exchange for art?

>>49805479
Big Macs

>>49805479
cosplay tight sex

>>49805479
parsee nudes

>>49805479
Probably free requests, like for everyone else.

>>49805520
What free requests has parseecosplayer been giving everyone else? I never got one.

>>49805504
I NEED PARSEECOSPLAYER BADLY

>bu-bu-but it's a dud-
DON'T CARE, SHUT UP

>>49805529
But it's a dude parseestalker

>>49805430
Fusus

Seija Sunday

>>49805529
Tewimom wouldn't approve of any homosexual shenanigans

>>49805504

>>49805095
>>49805106
so true mikosisters

>>49805638
Wow, she's literally Me...ira!

>>49805504
i want this picture but with ayapervert and thicker thighs

HEY MSPAINTANON
Are you going to draw mai and satono?

more like oppai and shartono lol

guys help

>>49805647
Control yourself Momiji

>>49805759
Sorry dude, I can't help you out of a third world shithole

>>49804130
Haha merth drew another guy's balls also what OC is this

>>49805870
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Minor_Characters#Unnamed_Yamawaro_Gambler

https://x.com/dailytouhous/status/1952021644035391666

>>49805881
Genjii?

>>49805529
He's said he isn't a faggot before so stop trying to force it and insert your annoying gay shit everywhere. Damn faggots insist upon themselves any chance they get.

>>49805881
MEIRAHERO!

Mai and Yuki are my heroes

>>49805939
Draw them then

>>49805930
I'm not a faggot either, if he'd cosplayed as male characters or if I saw him with normal clothes I'd be all like "meh".

Stop lusting after cosplayers

>>49805930
It's just a harmless crush, what's the harm?

>>49805959
A crush is like "oh man I wish I could hold their hand and maybe go on a deito with them!!" not "OMG I NEED TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN'S HAIRY ASSHOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT DAILY BECAUSE IM GAY!!!"

>>49805967
Actually parseecosplayer confirmed he shaves his whole body. And doesn't everyone shave their asshole? It's the worst part to grow hair in.

extra sloppy today

>>49805967
>"OMG I NEED TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN'S HAIRY ASSHOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT DAILY BECAUSE IM GAY!!!"
I never said or implied such thing, that's your own imagination.

Thats what your diaper is for silly

OMG I NEED TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN'S HAIRY ASSHOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT DAILY BECAUSE IM GAY!!!

>>49806010
I say this

>>49805975
But when you shave your asshole, the next day it starts growing back and it's all prickly inside your butt. Also who wants razor burn on their asshole?

What 2hu shaves her hairy asshole

>>49805479
I'll tell you what he pays me in. video games from Japan

>>49806021
That's boring and in no way is that true

>>49806021
what kind

>>49806025
eroge

https://youtu.be/4gcs5k8n-FY

>>49805529
>bu-bu-but it's a dud

>>49806021
You mean like this?

Merth likes pegging

>>49806025
Fire Emblem

>>49806093
peggerth

>>49806018
Yukari because she wants to keep up with the outside world

>>49806109
what

>>49806117
hi

>>49806025
Undertale

>>49805262
I want to sniff Hecatia's butthole.

>>49806124
ok hello

>>49806093
What Fire Emblems?

>>49806117
Columbo?

>>49806131
:)

>>49806133
Japanese only ones like Mystery of the Emblem and Gaiden. Now I just need a famicom and sfc

This merth&friends shipping lore is getting too complicated for me, can I get a recap?

>>49805967
VIOLENT SODOMY WITH AYAPERVERT!

Smiling Friends

>>49806149
You can play them on a regular NES or SNES though

>>49806164
is that actually true

>>49806170
@grok explain the nes and snes region locking

>>49806174
I am Grok. I am not spoonfeeding shit. Go buy a Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System to find out. Fuck around and find out.

Koishi out of nowhere

...Where did everyone go?

>>49806347
Playing Frozen Synapse fangame, it has crashed twice. I'm having fun.

>>49806347
It has crashed for a third time we're no longer having fun.

What reason is there for you to shave your thighs? Surely you're not showing them to anyone, right?

>>49806374
Smooth thighs just feel nice at least that's the homosexual cope I hear, I don't shave my legs like those fags do.

Meirattler

>>49806381
Proof?

/v/huslop?

>>49806466
what character

>>49806374
It's because they're fags and want to feel pretty. I don't shave anything below my head and I keep it hairy because I'm not a fagboy.

>>49806476
Slopja

>>49806478
>I don't shave anything below my head
This is why cosplayers won't have sex with you. Trim your bush, Pete.

>>49806479
slopped

>>49806489
Face my forest, coward

>>49806540

I miss my vhufriends...

I miss Merth so much

I can't believe Merth got run over last night by mspaintanon

>>49806540
Seija would never flip someone off...

When I sharted *BRAPP* my diapey
i thought i had everybody on my side, but i went and blew it all sky high, and now vhus won't even spare a single (You), all just because I *BRAAP* sharted my diapey:

WHEN BIG JANNY CAME ROUND JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN
MARISISSY TURNED INTO A CLOWN
AND NO VHU EVER WANTS TO GIVE A (YOU)
TO THE FOOL WHO WENT AND *BRAAAP* SHARTED HIS DIAPEY
I know I shouldn't fart around I shouldn't eat cum but the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no (You)s is a lot less fun
Than a ban from the janny or meira in your balls
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who sharted his diap
*BRAAAAAAP*

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants

>>49806540
I want to lick Seija's sweaty body.

>>49806540
i love a woman with attitude

HELLO WHERE IS EVERYONE????

...

Zura

>>49807337
I am masturbating to AI generated images of 2hus getting fucked by insects and giving birth to larvas.

Puzzles?

Where is her futa cock

>>49807974
up my ass

>>49807910
What the FUCK did she mean by this?

>>49807990
Drum is being a responsible adult of course

fvaark....

Left or right?

>>49808163
I have one of their features.

>>49808163
>neither is shitting her diaper
I am still choosing Marisa

please be in london

>>49808173
Skin?

HEY TSUNDEREANON
New drawing when?

who and why is he called that

This makes me howl with frustration
Threads always die while I sleep/work, then the new thread fills up to autosage before I get to it

Well you're here now

>>49808163
Very cute art, I'm a mofuarker so I pick Sanny of course.
Captcha: HD PNS

>>49808163
>Merth would unironically pick left over right

>>49808190
He's not tsundere at all, it's a bad nickname and his pixiv name is cherry

I just checked. Tsundereanon is a girl?

>>49808506
no, you're a girl

>>49808524
Kyaaa~
Anon, please be careful sharing my embarrassing secrets!

>>49808524
But I have a penis...

>>49808163
they both lack what the other has, i can't pick either of them.
my heart only beats for women with large breasts and soft big bellies.

Just rubbed one out to cosplay porn

Ask /v/hudrama questions for me to falesly answer with confidence

>>49808619
What is the nature of parseecosplayer?

>>49808621
Modest nature

>>49808619
Why does Merth like McDonalds?

which 2hu waifufag anons are the most sane and which ones are insane/schizos

>>49808637
He has an affinity for the Hamburglar

>>49808619
Why is Patrickautist

>>49808643
He was dropped as a child while watching an episode in 2001

>>49808667
balls

>>49808619
What /v/hus make the best wifes?

>>49808629
What's his bst

>>49808683
Tsundereanon, Kyoukoanon, and Tewiwife

>>49808688
You just listed all the female ones

>>49808685
525

>>49808667
Meirahero

>>49808694
A wife is, by definition, female

>>49808683
The female (male) ones like Parseecosplayer and the female (female) ones like Tewimom and Yatsubreeder.

>>49808163
Reverse Яotation!

>>49808733
This artist is my HERO

>>49808688
>>49808683
>Tewihusband gets to cuddle with a real /v/hu every day
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIR!!!!

I was actually dropped as a baby so thanks a lot

What?

HEY MERTH

wat

>>49808896
https://rentry.org/ForMerthFutoStory

>>49808897
hey hey hey HEY now i'm not maya fey i saw what you did there

Really though it was absolutely great and really funny, I loved it. I've been meaning to write stuff like that on my own so I hope you don't mind me studying how descriptors are written from this. I don't really own any real books to reference and I don't trust online PDFs most of the time

>>49808911
The best place to learn to write is simply by reading other books, and my own writing is really mediocre in my opinion. Most great books you can honestly find on archive these days which is a pretty safe resource. If you want more Touhou writings in specific, check out https://www.touhou-project.com, there are fantastic stories on there.

I hope you enjoy it Merth! If you make another Fusu within the next 110 hours from this post, I'll write another short story if you'd like.

No time extensions though this time.

>>49808923
You're putting me on the spot now

Can you guys stfu and stop namefagging

>>49808937
Alright fine, 134 hours.

I just like to do this because it forces me to write if something good happens. And writing is the best way to practice writing.

>>49808952
We can be drawriting rivals

Marvel Rivals

fvark

Meira Rivals

>>49808940
No. Watchu gon do 'bout it, pussy-ass peckerhead?

>>49809102
>Mutant Yokai Slayer as alias
Anyway, what about her?

>>49809132
please be a joke

>>49809132
British Meira

Psylocke is like if Alice's mind was put in Meira's body

>>49809141
>>49809143
>>49809153
I don't know shit about Marvel, just dug it up since a friend showed me how similar she looked to Meira
https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/wiki/Psylocke

>>49809167
>isn't a race-swapped bri'ish woman
Cowards

>>49808940
But merth is talking

Merth has been... silenced.

>>49808897
How could anyone handle fucking a girl who quotes shakespear every 5 seconds

>>49809211
That sounds like fun though

>>49809211
It's a charm point

HMOAFpaintanon

Seija Middle-name Love Kijin

>>49809170
I like it over the racist name. Like for DC where the asian girl with a sword is just nicknamed Katana.
And they get away with it.
Imagine if Reimu was just named Gohei.

>>49809211
Meira proper translation isn't so different

>>49809561
>Netflix adaptation

Like me, she is also for going to Alice

>>49806478
based

>play non2hu game
>Zanmu out of nowhere

>>49809692
All part of her keikaku

>>49809751
I don't even remember how her personality is like

Is this a Tewimom moment or a Merth moment?

>>49809805
I had lolis on my profile and still got matched

Hey merth say something, the thread is dead

HSiFS LNB status: I had the worst fucking run ever only for the stage 5 midboss strategy that i practiced NUMEROUS TIMES with success to fail. this game is fucking garbage (i don't really mean that but this is probably the angriest i've been yet)

>>49810237
Sorry to hear that, hope you can chill a bit and get good run soon.

Hi anon
I'm teenage jackal the jackalman

My GOAT has drawn fat and hairy Keiki

Has your GOAT drawn fat and hairy Keiki?

>>49808911
Merth you do know you can buy books at thrift shops for like 50 cents right? And that nearly all classic books over 100 years old are just free to read

>>49810374
genuinely why is there so much crappy edits of jackalman having sex with a fuck ton characters through different media

>>49810389
Stop giving the ESL schizo who just admitted to being underage attention

Yeppers, another easy victory~.

>>49810425
Meh, it's not impressive anymore, barely any /v/ucks left to be Meirabroken.

What kind of girly BITCH puts ~ at the end of a sentence?

Go on, get all uppity for me~! I'm so close.

Pick one and ONLY one

>All Touhous become fat and hairy in all canon and noncanon appearances
>Sex with saggy Seiga for one day
>Jackalmanspammer and Marisissy are trapped and betrayed in your basement and you can do whatever you want to them. They are unable to escape or harm you and will respawn everyday if they die
>Merth becomes a girl and your girlfriend

>>49810594
It's these kind of posts that make me think that all these are posted by the game guy or we have literally nothing else to talk about

>>49810594
I don't care for any of these, where's the Meira option?

>>49810637
Who's Meira?

>>49810641
MEIRA BALLS

>>49810594
Merth gf

>>49810633
This is the fate of all things that outstay their welcome
Now tell me your favorite 2hu and your favorite ice cream flavor and ice cream topping.

>>49810693
Youmu
Salted caramel
I don't eat ice cream with topping

>>49810693
this is the 6th time you've asked this

>>49810717
I have amnesia

We need more fusus
Merth, work faster you slave

>>49810717
I have amnesia

HEY MERTH

>>49810732
>>49810745
Hey, Merth is >>49810676's gf now, you'll have to go through him to get to Merth

YUUKA IS BUYING ME A NEW A FUNKOPOP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rember happy day when black pp

Would Merth make a good mother?

drawma? no? ok...

Merth and Paint are at war
Billions of innocent vhupsies are caught in the crossfire

>>49810673
LMAAOOOO
GOTTEM AGAIN

Ok let's settle this out
Who is better Merth or Paint and explain why

2hu for this feel

>>49811147
Merth because he don't put his fetishes in every drawing

>>49811152
Parsee

>>49811152
i say this and look like this

Is the 8 down for anyone else?

>>49811269
yeah certificate expired. Gotta use firefox to accept expired one or just tor in

>>49811122
Can't believe they were both found on the island

What 2hus would end up on the island (from Lost)?

Malding underage moment

>>49811369
Meira

>>49811152
Someone is angry

Mi casa es Tsukasa

>>49811495
I'm actually really fucking pissed off that this made me giggle. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Let me Shou you something Nue

Shou Mai balls

Hey merth

>>49811523
>>49811530
Not funny, names that sound like a single word don't make for good humor unless it's more of a stretch.

trust the yatsuscience

Ultramarine Orb Elixir status?

>>49811550
wat

>>49811592
Do you like Harry Potter?

>>49811592
Sexiest character in Marvel Rivals?

>>49811605
I think it's alright my mom is more of a fan though
>>49811609
i don't know them

>>49811624
Which house would you like?

>>49811635
Not Merth but he's going to answer Gryffindor

>>49811635
I don't remember them all

>>49811269
>>49811280
You can just go in through Chrome anyway. Not like that certificate really matters considering you aren't trying to access a website thag you'd input sensitive information in

do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do
Dr Eirin
Give us vaccines
Help all the villagers who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks but we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistance
Eirin!
promise us please
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease
Restrictions will lift with ease
Dr Eirin don't forget me!

>>49811653
There's 4 they're super easy to remember come on. There's the good guys, the bad guys, the nerds, and the trannies. Ok now which one do you want?

>>49811661
i have your information

>>49811664
Doesn't the hat dictate it I can't choose

>>49811703
Yes but no. The hat dictates but also takes the person's wishes into account. When the hat was deliberating on top of Harry's head, Harry said that he didn't want to be Slytherin, the hat asked him if he was sure since he'd be good there, and then it decided to put him in Griffindor. How it works exactly isn't clear, and the writer is a woman so don't expect any hard rules or consistent logic.

>>49811740
Then anything but Hufflepuff

...Where is everyone?

where's the nurse...

Yukaricosplayer...

Yukaricosplayer hates smooth thighs.

I have never shaved my body hair

>>49811759
Then you get.......... Hufflepuff! You might not like it now, but you'll be happy you were sent there soon enough. Now put on the skirt and take these pills

Merth, what's your favorite movie

>>49812143
In This Corner of the World

>>49812143
Star Wars

>>49812143
Shrek

>>49812199
>>49812216
These are the most Merth-like answers

>>49812165
This is definitely not Merth

>>49812143
A Serbian Film

the real Merth would draw the correct answer

your discord server is dying ~

>>49812235

>>49811971
Same ever since I started growing body hair I've never shaved it even once I only shave my facial hair

holy meirabroken

no male types ~ at the end

Your discord server is dying!

>>49810374

seeing you in Gensokyo

meira warped you

brap~

someone is angry

So drawfags, what did you draw today?

I drew your discord server is dying~

Say "Your discord server is dying" three times in front of the mirror during 3 am with the lights out and the scary Meira will jump and kill both you and you are mother

meira claims another one

>>49812376
you forgot the ~

>>49812405
Sorry I'm not homosexual

should i eat

>>49811971
Are you Yukaricosplayer?

Nevermind. I kinda like the girl going ~ since it makes the virgy mad

>>49812425
have you eaten

Yukaricosplayer vs Parseecosplayer fist fight who would win?

Nah

>>49812456
Yukaricosplayer easily he's always in pictures running and fighting

more like sword fight where they fight with their dicks using their penises

Hey, what Touhou would fit this image?

Project "Bring paint to /jp/hu/"
Whats the plan?

>>49812516
Patchouli

>>49812442
Once today, yes

>>49812538
Have another

>>49812516
Keiki

>>49812516
Yuugi

>>49812516
Letty

>>49812516
Teto is just Komachi with drill hair.

>>49812647
Don't call Komachi fat

>>49812516
Mamizou.

>>49812516
Komachi

>>49812516
Wriggle Nightbug

>>49812516
Yuyuko Saigyouji, ghost princess

>>49812516
Megumu.

>>49812516
Ran

>>49812516
Mike

>>49812516
HEY MERTH answer this question please

>>49812752
I already have. Question is, which one is it?

>>49812754
Is it Wriggle?

>>49812771
no

>>49812779
Mike?

>>49812786
Why

>>49812516
Reimu and I'm dead serious

>>49812790
I dunno, it seems like a Merth guess I guess

Komachi would've been my last guess, specifically >>49812647

>>49812790
So that was right? Why'd you pick Mike Merth? Do you like fat cats?

>>49812853
I just saw we were naming 2hus and said a random one

Merth likes fat cats! Based!

Fathus don't deserve human rights. All of them need to be fully attractive to human males at all time (by being thin)

>>49812924
But we've known since ancient times what is fully attractive to human males

>>49812924
Fathus don't deserve human rights because human rights in Gensokyo are that youkai get to have any human boy they want as a husband whenever and he has to have sex with him whenever they ask

God I love fathus

>>49812516
Minoriko

FVAAARK I'M BORED

>>49812790
>>49812876
Here you go Merth, enjoy your Garfield

Don't let her eat your burgers

>>49813082
I appreciate the sentiment

Merth always struck me as a submissive kind of guy, so I never would've guessed fat Mike would be his choice. But I guess cats are naturally dominant, so it kind of fits?

I would've expected him to pick a more grumpy and mean girl though like Reimu

I hate mondays

Lazy sex with chubby Mike! Grabbing her belly while she sits in your lap! Feeding her cat treats!

>>49813104
look at this image and tell me you don't love chubby women

Hey guess what

>>49812790
Merth I'm proud of you. Going from basic bitch vanilla tastes to wanting to fuck a fat cat girl is based as fuck

What

>>49813166
There was no thought in this answer I would have sex with 95% of the 2hu cast it's easier to say which ones I wouldn't

>>49813255
Sorry Merth, you want to fuck a fat cat now, it's cemented in thread lore

>>49813255
You don't have to try and hide your preferences there's no judgement here

Mike Deltarune

HEY MERTH

wat

>>49813323
https://rentry.org/ForMerthMikeStory

This one is on the house.

>>49812255
We know you're, lil guy.

Hey Merth why do people make stories about your fetishes and not mine?

>>49813352
Paint?

>>49813330
Very fun I approve, now write about me giving her a workout regimen to get her to be fit again

>>49813377
It's OK Merth you don't have to feel ashamed of liking fat cat girls

It's good taste even!

>>49813381
No that's not it it's because it's funny

>>49813377
>Get sex cat
>Demand it become not sex cat
Why must pearls be cast before swine?

>>49813393
I don't want her getting heart failure

Meira

Tewimom tell merth to stop being so shy about his weird desires

where is the new thread

>>49813377
she eats, merth, it's what she does. she really likes lasagna, if you're wondering.

>>49813386
Why isn't there a tiny person in this picture?

Buy her magazine.

Wonder of U

>>49813686
CHIMATA SAMA I KNEEL

>>49813701
D4C

SHITmata

Sumireko out of touch with the current meme culture
Sumireko wearing a school uniform even though she's 25 and still a virgin

>>49813789
She's actually 28 and has a businesswoman job

wolfbros fuck THIS?

we are fading wolfbros

Total Eagle victory

I don't get it

i just found a cool cosplay pic and wanted to share, thats all

>>49813890
Otterbros won

>>49813892
Gross trannies.

>>49813892
my HEROES

>>49813896
How new are you

>>49813900
...are Toutetsu-sama and Chiyari

>>49813892
Seeing cosplayanons do this makes me jealous. Parseecosplayer's Yuugi pics on his twitter are prime examples.

>>49813919
surely there are anime conventions nearby you, even my third world shithole has conventions

her name is stinkyari

>>49813931
My third world shithole doesn't have any conventions. When I was a kid I thought that I was the only person in the entire world who knew what video games are and it caused irreparable damage to my mind.

>>49813976
>caused irreparable damage to my mind.
we can tell by you being here

>>49813896
>gross
>tranny
water is wet

>>49813991
b-but water isn't wet... being wet is the presence of water, not water itself...

>>49813896
>>49813991
stop being a yatsuchuddie

>>49814000
this fish is wet
though i love chink cosplayers, some of them have massive eyefolds underneath their eyes which makes it so unappealing

okay but what if meira was actually a hung futanari, would you actually choke and guzzle on her big meira balls?

>>49814037
yes

>>49814037
the absolute state of /v/hu but yes i would

>>49814037
Of course.

>>49814037
No but I'd dropkick her huge balls and yell "COPE MEIRA!"

>>49814076
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
EVERYBODYS FEELING WARM AND LIGHT
ITS SUCH A FINE AND NATURAL SIGHT

>>49814037
Urethral penetration
Balls impregnation
JADF please draw this

>>49814037
I'd do more than that

Tomgirl
Tomra

Boyoumu

>>49814076
Ass too small

>>49814543
If yours is bigger then we've got a problem.

>>49813931
Only modern capeshit slop. No Touhou cosplayers.

>>49811615

>>49814076
Dancing is what to do
Dancing when I think of you
Dancing is what clears my soul
Dancing is what makes me whole

>>49815179
Fuck you. I thought it was a new thread. I don't give a shit about IRL girls, specially the mentally ill kind in 4chan which has an extra layer on how fucked their head is.

Next thread should be called /fusu/hu

>>49806995
Finally a good post

>>49811152
Welcome back shotard

>>49815647
That's a tomgirl post

...where is everybody?

>>49815702
Hello.
What do you want?

AyaBACKSTABBER is talking shit about us in the /v/ thread

>>49815713
Bring me Merth

>>49813931
I have been going to cons for years and Im the sole 2hu around 99% of time.

>>49815714
>I've never backstabbed /v/hu however, unlike certain people on certain board
/jp/hu bros...

>>49815713
>What do you want?
Jo'on sex

>>49811152
hello 2hujerk

>>49811152
Where is genjicosplayer tho????

>>49811152
>Only 3 (you)s
Anons when they see Mspaintanon and Merth in the same thread

I never played BlackSouls until now

>>49815656
So, shotard

Aww I think I found out the identity of the tranny janny~

Deltakiddies won

Merth, what do you think about Shotanon's favorite fast food shop?

literally who

Which 2hu would eat sonic chili cheese tots (large) with me?

Merth, nuenny.

Merth's Bizarre Adventure

Merth went to the same school as I (me).

What does Merth's RPG party look like?

Merth - Hero
Paintanon - Warrior (Female)
TewiGrandAdventure - Merchant
(You) - Priest

>>49802763
Yeah actually, busy but okay. Thanks. I have been chipping away at that Seiga but I'm not showing anything big until I know that's okay. Here's this tho: https://files.catbox.moe/7yiegp.PNG
>>49803010
>Hug?
Both.
>Have sex with?
Both(?)
>Marry?
Keiki-sama
>Draw?
Both eventually, right now should be obvious though.
>>49804130
Excellent detail...the toe curl was a good touch at the end too.
>>49808327
That's only my Pixiv name because it was my native /jp/ moniker before I came into the country and Merth happened to be the border guard that day.
Chen + Merry = Cherry, do the math.

>>49816399
Tsundereanon! Hiii!

this is like a purgatory for all the anons that complained about namefags back in vhu

yeah

her name is tewimultiverse

your discord server is dying~

holy meirabroken

>>49816513

>>49812246
>>49812370
>>49816544
>>49812376
You have 3 minutes to hide.

Tsundereanon, my purgatory hero!

the raped

>It's been well over 3 minutes
What happened

Silenced

i'm still alive, and your discord server is still dy