mgmgmg

It's over

fvark

Where is everyone?

Specifically tsundereanon and merth

>>49816859
We're talking to each other

I want to pound Ayapervert's asswomb until it's Ayapregvert!

>>49816866
about what? share please!

Oh hey, new /jp/hu
Want to do a puzzle?

>>49816866
My drawfriends are friends!

>>49816915
Mostly things like this
>>49816923
No thanks

hi jackalman anons

>>49816866
When do I get invited to the secret namefag hangout?

>>49817070
Make a pixiv account and talk to them, it's that easy. But you won't because you're a huge coward and autist, so shy even starting a convo with people online is too much anxiety for you.

>>49817092
>But you won't because you're a huge coward and autist, so shy even starting a convo with people online is too much anxiety for you.
I-I'm sorry...

>>49817096
It's okay anon, that takes some unexpected effort sometimes
for some people anyways

2hu Rule 34 stats thread

>>49817092
i like keeping my pixiv dms as strictly for comms, mostly cuz attaching multiple images is a pain

>>49817070
You can hang out with them whenever the next kulululullululu is hosted.

>>49817108
When should that be anyways?

>>49817099
Jackalman Rule 34

If you could swap bodies with any 2hu, what 2hu would it be and what would you do?

Rinnosuke. I would sex the 2hus.

>>49817241
BRRRR! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! Merth with another icy cold, safe vanilla take!

>>49817241
And you were doing so well yesterday with your fat cat fetish being revealed...

>>49817260
Nah even that's a lame, non controversial pick. Cat girls are the most vanilla monster girl species, and of the Touhou cat girls he avoided picking Chen (to not be called a pedo lolicon), Rin (to avoid being called a furro) so Mike it is.

>>49817278
Yeah but specifically fat is what makes it unique. Fat and hairy might be popular here, but it's still pretty unique, especially for Mike who isn't traditionally depicted as such. I think, especially by Merth standards, he should get credit for that.

Why are you talking about me

>>49817289
Because you said you would swap bodies with Rinnosuke, which is a very vanilla answer, and people are expressing disappointment at your recline back into vanilla after yesterday you seemed to be breaking the vanilla conditioning.

>>49817285
>he should get credit for that.
Nope. Chubby fertile girls are the most normal, safe fetish since the stone age and hairy women wasn't even a fetish until after the 1990s.

>>49817297
You look at anything vanilla and say "Oh yeah Merth was here"

>>49817302
>hairy women wasn't even a fetish until after the 1990s.
Sanae, 1990 was 35 years ago.

>>49817303
Is that wrong? Is that wrong?

>>49817303
OK then what Touhou character would you swap bodies with then Merth?

>>49817328
I don't think I could ever switch bodies to a Touhou because I like my dick too much to see it go away but for the sake of discussion I would switch with Youmu because I like her sword

>>49817353
>spoiler
>switches bodies with another boy
of course

>>49817353
>I like my dick too much to see it go away
I'm going to imagine Merth gives his dick a nickname and talks to it whenever he wakes up or goes to the bathroom. I bet he calls it his "little buddy". Or maybe "Little Merth"

>>49817353
OK and what would you do as Youmu?

>>49817401
Be forced to do gardening

>>49817432
What if you were forced to do something else~

>>49817432
Liar the correct answer was "masturbate"

Anyone who swaps with a touhou and says they wouldn't instantly start masturbating is a LIAR

Maybe the third or fourth thing you'd do would be forced gardening but the very first thing is always masturbate

>>49817441
No, I'd go find someone and get fucked by them since doing that as a girl is extremely easy, masturbating is subpar

>>49817441
How would I know how to masturbate I'm not a woman

>>49817458
That's the point of exploring your body as the very first thing you do. Also Merth you could just call TewiMom and ask her for advice.

Did you know you could become a 2hu right now??? It's easy, you could be a real girl in a matter of years, you don't need to be an icky guy

>>49817461
If I'm in Gensokyo how would I be able to call her

>>49817470
I'm pretty sure they would still have cellphone reception in Gensokyo

How do girls even masturbate anyways, isn't it just like, putting things in their lady part?

/masturbation/hu

HEY TEWIMOM

you know as a trans girl it's funny seeing you guys ask these questions lol

Who?

Can't believe anon is going to gensokyo soon

>/jp/hu has fantasies about swapping into a Touhou's body and going on a wild masturbation session as them
>In reality they have fuck-all knowledge of the female anatomy and would have to spend days trying to figure out what does what
Is this hilarious, endearing, or sad?

Do we have femanons that can explain?

>>49817395
Because he said Youmu I'm gonna say that he calls it Hakurouken when flaccid, and Roukanken when erect. And in the process of getting a boner he'll say something like "The time for me to wield Roukanken has come again"
>>49817476
Desks have corners for a reason.

>>49817228
You can just make a Chinese girl thread if you're that desperate anon.

Don't feel too bad women have weird fascinations with penises while also not knowing how they work either
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hVyOCcpGAck

>>49817512
>Desks have corners for a reason.
I've seen Code Geass enough to know that's a bad idea

HEY MERTH
Can I marry Keiki?

>>49817535
Why are you asking me this

>>49817541
I dunno, you draw her and I have to ask someone

>>49817544
You cannot marry Keiki because I SAID SO

>>49817552
NYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>49817552
Whyyy not
Pleeeease

Merth villain arc?!

Keiki is pregnant

With Merth's child

No, with MY child

Merth wouldn't touch a fat hairy older woman

>>49817600
Why do you think Merth said no? To get to Keiki first. Remember his NTR phase. It never went away. Think, man.

>>49817552
Then take up arms against you, I shall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDDTg_xqhs

MEEERRRTHHHH

LET ANON MARRY THE FAT HAIRY WOMANNNNN

NO I'M HAVING SEX WITH FAT HAIRY KEIKI FIRST RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Merth... why are you being a villain?

I'm like Megamind. I have a big head

TewiColossus is behind this

TEWIGODEMPEROROFDUNEEEEEE

STOP CORRUPTING MEEEEERRRTHHHHHHH

the futa drought is unbearable

Your desperation to get rid of me is cute
Shame it won't work now or ever

YOU WILL PERISH

TewiVillain has corrupted Merth

Who can save us now?

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS
WHERE'S THE STREET-WISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS
ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT UPON A FIERY STEED
LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOT TO BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE MORNING LIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON
AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE

LARGER THAN LIFE

Meirahero...

>>49817672
MoFvarking self-insetrino OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE

>>49816530
I don't feel bad, it's like going to a zoo exhibit and watching apes throw shit at each other while hollering incomprehensibly like the nigger apes that they are.
It feels good to have been always right once more, and be proven time after time on each subsequent visit. Only the cancer remained, and it feeds on itself like an Oroboros loop that refuses to die.

Feeling agony rn, what 2hu would brutally and violently stab me to death? (Duller implement preferred, at LEAST 3 stabs per second)
>>49817476
So you have the vaginal opening, on top of that is the uretha/peehole, and on top of that is the clitoris. The area all these organs sit on is called the vulvar vestibule and is slick pink and shiny like the inside of your mouth. They’re all usually covered by the labia, which is similar to normal skin but a little darker, like the shaft of your penis. The labia consists of the labia majora, the broader pair of lips on the outside which sometimes just looks like normal skin, and the labia minora, which sometimes folds in on itself and just looks like a black slit, but can also look like a bumpy line. The labia together look like messy vertical lines. The labia, vestibule, vagina and clitoris can all be sexually sensitive and their sensitivity depends on the person, but it generally goes labia<vagina<clitoris. Women can rub the outer parts for sexual stimulation, put their fingers inside their vagina, or both at the same time. The vagina is a sort of flexible tunnel and its walls are often intentionally pushed into rather than just having their surface gently rubbed. Putting things it there can feel pleasantly tight, like a perfect lock and key. Not all women get much pleasure out of their vagina though; afterall it has to be numb enough to withstand birth.

>>49817750
Meira, she's even equipped for it

SHE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR
AND SHE'S DANCING LIKE SHE'S NEVER DANCED BEFORE
SHE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR
AND SHE'S DANCING LIKE SHE'S NEVER DANCED BEFORE

ON THE ICE-FILLED LINE OF SANITY
IT'S A PLACE MOST NEVER SEE
IT'S A HARD WON PLACE OF MYSTERY
YOU TOUCH IT BUT CAN'T HOLD IT

YOU WORK ALL YOUR LIFE FOR THAT MOMENT IN TIME
IT COULD COME OR PASS YOU BY
IT'S A PUSH OF THE WORLD BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE
IF THE HUNGER STAYS ALIVE

THERE'S A COLD, COLD NATIVE HEAT
STRUGGLING, STRETCHING FOR THE BEAT
NEVER STOPPING WITH HER HAIR
AGAINST THE WIND

SHE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC I SURE KNOW
AND SHE'S DANCING LIKE SHE'S NEVER DANCED BEFORE
SHE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC I SURE KNOW
AND SHE'S DANCING LIKE SHE'S NEVER DANCED BEFORE

I'm in the /v/hu thread tho?

these don't even fit the 2hus you're posting, way to ruin the meme

>>49817762
>these don't even fit the 2hus you're posting, way to ruin the meme

Tonight, the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
Please, stay

And I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh

>>49817749
Same

>>49817749
Ayadoxxer, you LOST

>>49817750
That sounds really confusing and strange and a bit scary, is it OK?

>>49817755
I think Meira might kill be with the first blow though due to the size of her katana. I want things to take awhile. Also violently, repeatedly stabbing with a two handed object sounds very awkward. Touhou 1 Mima might be better, but want I really one is a dull spike like a screwdriver which is unlikely to hit major arteries since it’s not also slicing and covering more area.
>>49817750
Also women as they get aroused they get wet. It’s like the equivalent of boners, though their clits get slightly hard as well. Their vaginas secrete lubricant, I think similar to precum, and there’s also a tiny pair of glands above its opening called the bartholin’s glands which contribute as well. Below the vagina are the skene’s glands, which are responsible for true female ejaculation rather than peeing yourself during sex which it’s often confused with. The lubrication travels to coat the labia as well as the inside of the vagina. Now you might know more about female anatomy than some women.

>>49817778
Is that in response to the stabbing stuff vagina stuff or both

>>49817535
Cakey already has a husband though

>>49817789
The vagina stuff I think getting stabbed is less scary than girl bodies

>>49817782
Just lay down and Meira can stab you easier that way

Imagine the clit is a tiny penis but it still feels just as good as a normally sized penis when it's touched, and when you cum from rubbing it you don't have to clean up a bunch of gooey snot. That's basically masturbation as a girl.

Chat is this true?

>>49817806
So it doesn't make a mess? Can you do it anywhere? Does it get hard?

>>49817806
Is it good for them to be tiny? Do bigger ones feel better?

>>49817820
If anything smaller would feel better because it’s the same number of nerves compresses into a smaller, denser area. Sometimes women’s clitorises are so sensitive it’s uncomfortable to touch then directly and they do it through their labia or underwear.
>>49817815
They do get a little hard. Your vagina starts to secret a lot of fluid though and you’d have the other signs of arousal so you probably couldn’t quite do it anywhere.

Who are you?

>>49817828
Meira

>>49817827
So women masturbate not by putting things in ther vagina but rubbing their clit, which is like a mini-penis without a hole?

>>49817828
Same anon who animated the Marisissy diaper video. Except >>49817806 that’s someone else.

>>49817833
They do both? I guess it’s like how some men like putting stuff up their butt cause they have a prostate but the hole they use is literally made for it so it’s more popular.

I don't know which is worse,
anon explaining how female bodies work or the fact that everyone here is over 30

>>49817840
I don't want to have sex before marriage. This is all new to me. I don't even know how sex works.

>>49817806
Wait, so when guys lick girls down there, they're licking the clit and not inside the vagina? I thoguht it was like, when you eat ice cream out of a cup nd you lick the last bits out, it's not like that?

>>49817848
>food analogy

>>49817849
ITS ABOUT THE TONGUE WHAT OTHER EXAMPLE WITH THE TONGUE CAN I GIVE YOU USE IT TO LICK FOOD

>>49817749
Yet you STILL come here because the reality is that even this sorry thread is better than your dead 1 post per week alt-chans.

>>49817806
Is it scary?

>>49817849
>>49817852
i laughed

>>49817856
You know the saying better alone than in bad company?
Take it to the heart, now do your usual bit, clown.

>>49817840
im 19 though, no im not merth he's a boomer

>>49817864
One Piece

>>49817874
>he's a boomer
Merth is like 18

How old do you guys think I am?

>>49817886
27

>>49817883
he's clearly approaching his mid twenties

>>49817888
He doesn't even know how to set up paypal

>>49817890
paypal fucks me over all the time, i don't blame him

>>49817848

How do people clean them? Do they clean themselves naturally? Is it like a mouth, or do you have to like, brush it like brushing your teeth?

Sex symbol 2hu girl

this thread will DIE before 20 releases

>>49817918
I don't understand this fox.

/jp/hu taught me more about biology than my high school did

>>49817849
why do ONLY food analogies cause this type of reaction? what makes it different from an anology to anything else?

Tewigalaxy...

jphu, will i ever find love?

Try asking again.

HEY MERTH

wat

Let Anon marry fat hairy keiki

>>49818028
Who's the next Fusu?

>>49818037
You married Ubame

>>49818028
Where's Salad

>>49818041
Ok I'll marry that fat old hairy hag but you still should let Anon marry Keiki

>>49817749
shotanon....

HSiFS LNB status: I FUCKING FINALLY BEAT MAI AND SATONO but then i died right at the start of stage 6 but I don't care (for now) I got the stage 6 attempt that I've been looking for for weeks now. i'm still in awe that the shitty performance from earlier still got me this far at last
https://files.catbox.moe/z7wm46.rpy

who fucking cares, where is fat hairy keiki merth?

HEY TSUNDEREANON

>>49818146
Good going Anon, happy to see you progressing!

>>49818159
thank you!

>>49818028

So, now that the dust has settled, who is the Roaring Knight?

>>49818231
I am

>>49818233
Dess?!

>>49818238
No, Meira

Who are you guys talking about?

>>49818243
Who's Meira?

>>49818247
Rory Nite (Touhou 20 stage 5 boss)

>>49818247
Play Deltarune already Merth

say

ja

nai

>>49818248
MEIRA BALLS

>>49818367
HAAAHAHAHA GOTTEM

ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL
THEY'RE SO FUCKING EVIL

*shoegaze guitar kicks in*

BUT I'M A CHUUUUD
I'M AN INCEL
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE??
BILLIONS MUST DIEEEEEE

Which 2hu needs to keep pretending to be something they're not because they hate themselves?

>>49818446
Alice!

>>49818433
Don't be mean to our femanons

you're all biological men.

>>49818532
If you post images of girls then I assume you're a girl. I mean what man would save images of girls instead of cars or books?
>b-but
Don't care. You're a girl. You are what you post. Probably type ~ at the end of your sentence.

>>49818532
We have several girls (male) here and you WILL respect them!

>>49818548
biological men.

Proof?

>>49818548
Do we? None of them post here anymore...

>>49818675
Yes they do!

>>49818675
Tewimom respects males so you should too.

>>49818675
>>49818731
Doesn't tewimom hate cosplayers?

>>49818779
Tewimom would LOVE to dress up her husband.

Draw?

>>49818915
Would she? We know she hates gays and trannies and cosplayers, I don't see her being OK with it if it's her husband.

>>49818994
Kosuzu sexy

>>49818994
Saggy seiga

>>49818999
She's bipolar. She doesn't mean what she says 50% of the times. Also because she can't peg her husband like Merth's gf.

You can attach images to your post

>>49819005
>>49819021
Fell for it

>>49819065
???
Draw Kosuzu

draw Parsee

draw Keiki

>>49819094
Parseecosplayer LOST

draw diapers

>>49819112
Youmu

what kind of subhuman cockroach likes feet

>>49819102
Why? Did he drink beer at the bar again??

>>49819184
cockroach?
feet?
Sumireko.

>>49819192
Sumireko's eyes are brown

>>49819188
I don't know, ask Merth, I just know he LOST

HEY MERTH

>>49819235
I'm not Merth

>>49819223
Fixed

>>49818994
YuugenMagan

merth

merth

merth?

So you just have to say you dislike something and some bratty bitch will post it for you, now I get it

where's merth

I dislike Futo

I HATE OLD WOMEN

>>49819284
Merth why are you ignoring everyone calling out to you

Mike

I HATE LOLI

Merth would never

Satori
i want Satori

MERTH
FUSU WHERE??

>>49819275

>>49819331
>Tewimom is the only rational person in the thread because she's not a femcel
Really makes you think

>ctr+F "merth"
>only 31
You can do better

>>49819350
That's not me, and why is somebody saying I hate cosplayers? I don't hate them at all.

I bet merth grins like a litte girl everytime he gets mentioned

>>49819394
I thought you did, don't you dislike gays and their promiscuity?

>>49819425
Of course, but not all cosplayers are gay whores. They do however all seem to have some form of alcoholism which makes me worry for them a bit...

>>49819444
I swear I remember you saying you hated cosplayers. Maybe I'm getting my drawfags mixed up and it was Merth or someone. Some drawfag here hates cosplayers.

>They do however all seem to have some form of alcoholism which makes me worry for them a bit...
At least it's the funny alcoholism and not the sad depressing alcoholism right?

>>49819444
Natural selection at play, I'm glad nature finds its way once again to curb these kind of people away

...says the handholdless Singleanon

Imagine getting a cosplayanon to trust you and then making them really drunk. They'd basically be at your mercy. You could do anything and they wouldn't be able to stop you.

>>49819394
>>49819444
How are things going? Are things settling down for you or are you still busy?

>>49819496
Even kill themselves?

Someone is mad

I am

>>49819618
Get pregnant.

>>49819618
Who are you?

>>49819637
>>49819679
We are

>>49819734
Fat Keiki! Idol!

I need a pixel fairy. I will buy you a McMenu if you draw one. (a 10$ steam game for Merth since he's scared of burgers)

>>49819772
Burgers are his favorite food I thought

Did he pull a Spongebob and eat so many he became scared of them?

>>49819772
Post reference.

>>49819796
HEY MERTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osx6VspzE-o

taking a break from the fusus, what should I draw?

>>49819824
the 300th post in this thread

>>49819799
Nevermind I found something myself. But stay tuned if I need something in the future.

>>49819824
One touhou character getting sad drunk at a bar
One touhou character getting funny drunk at the bar too
And one touhou character drunk texting you complete illegible garbage

>>49819824
I can't believe Merth won't make Fusus anymore...

Anyways fat and hairy Keiki at the beach because you haven't made any summer pics yet

>>49819824
Anon cosplaying as Meira

>>49819824
Sexy Kosuzu

>>49819829
>>49819843
>>49819857
>>49819869
>>49819873
fell for it again award

>>49819824
Salad enjoying a proper meal (burger)

>>49819878
NOOO STOP DOING THAT YOU TRICKED ME

Why is her name Salad?

>>49819878
nyooooooooooo!!!!

>>49819894
Merth wanted to distance himself from the Big Mac allegations

What Touhou would have the Freedom Motiff in her song?

>>49820065
Meira

Your hero.

>>49820065
Rika
Gengetsu
Alice
Flandre
Ran
Yukari
Mokou
Suwako
Koishi
Nue
Mamizou
Raiko
Hecatia
Okina
Saki
Momoyo

>>49820196
The Knight doesn't have the freedom motif

>>49818153
yeah?

>>49820203
My off the shelf sex partner

>>49820311
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

>>49820349
Mint chocolate chip, cookies & cream is a close second though

>>49820355
>mint
Disgusting

>>49820367
Damn okay…

>>49820385
Im sorry Im sorry!

>>49820439
You’re allowed to have your own opinions anon, I’m just wondering why that was the immediate reaction now

>>49820311
omg tsundereanon hi!!!!!

>>49820521

>>49820065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA6iAtXV--Q

tsundereanon is a girl

Holy Fvark! Really? No way!

>>49820842
Don't call me fat.

fatty

>>49819247
>>49819259
>>49819260
the spooky Merth will show up behind you and ask what do you want

...where is everyone?

...Everyone?

Gone

>>49821261
What do you want

fvaark.....

>>49817918
Jackalman
>>49820065
Jackalman

you are valid

we need another anon to answer questions while merth is away

But I'm right here

okay ill start. why do you talk about penis in a game full of women

>>49821918
Merth! Hi! Were you going to draw any of the requests from the imposter?

>>49821930
no

>>49821918
Ask Tewimom why there's been a rise in females posting on /jp/ they're calling us moids and it's rude

>>49821942
It's only been like one other girl

>>49821945
Exactly their numbers have doubled

>>49821955
I'm not asking her that

>>49821961
Why not? I'm tired of being made fun of just for my gender

so true mikosis

>>49820842
That's the Minoriko farming game, right? Is it out yet?

>>49821945
You're mistaken, it's at least 2 of them besides Tewifatass

>>49821965
Grow stronger

>>49821918
dm shotanon and tell him what's his favorite vtuber

>>49822019
no

>>49822022
please?

>>49822028
no

>>49822030
then ask tewimom what does she think about vtubers

merth my clitty starts leaking whenever you post

>>49822034
I don't think she likes them but there's more to it than that which I don't remember

>>49822036
That sounds very inconvenient, either leave or have precautionary measures to prevent this from happening

>>49822037
ask again

>>49822044
no

ok who else can merth ask about vtubers

Go ask tsundereanon

tsundereanon

ok merth ask parseecosplayer what he thinks about vtubers

>>49822048
“No.”
(hangs up)

>>49822053

>>49822060
>“Yes.”

Merth, draw Seiga

*bzz* *bzz*

seiga, draw merth

draw seiga merth

Merth, go ask ayapervert about if she likes vtubers

>>49822072
Merth cameo!
Next fusu round I want to ask for Rika

What?

>>49822121
What what?

>>49822133
What do you mean Merth cameo

>>49822146
Pretty sure he's talking about someone posting your art in another thread

don't be silly, Rika is too irrelevant to ever get a Merth fusu

you'd be better off asking the slopper but... it's slop

>>49822170
Merth made 2 nameless mob character fusus though

WHAT DOES FUSU MEAN

>>49822181
Welcome newfriend! You're about to enter a fun rabbithole courtesy of Merth!

https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

>>49822189
So it's an artist's name? And what is this disgusting parasocial shit, holy fuck

>>49822174
they're more relevant than Rika

>>49822189
Please don't tell me you made this for free.

>>49822194
Oh hi Ayapervert

HEY MERTH

Could you beat Tubular?

Who

>>49822232
https://www.mariowiki.com/Tubular

Sorry, Mario World is probably before your time, you grew up with New Super Mario Bros Switch right?

>>49822241
The first game I've ever touched was Contra NES... Also I don't remember since it's been a while since I've beaten Mario World

>>49822255
I call bullshit no one who ever plays Mario World and makes it to tubular ever forgets it

>The first game I've ever touched was Contra NES
... On Nintendo Switch Online, right?

>>49822266
Konami would not put that for free on the shitty emulator they'd charge more than necessary for it

I miss monday

*yawn* Entertain me.

Can anyone draw a fusu? Only merth-kun is doing it but can anybody do one?

>>49822379
Tsundereanon made one. But I think Merth's are special because it's him making so many.

But yeah nothing is stopping you from making a fusu they're pretty simple.

>>49822025
LOL

>>49822382
That's not TewiAustralia because she usually includes a fumo with her posts and doesn't fall for bait like that. The post telling her to calm down might be her though.

>>49822379
I can but not for free.

>>49822379
>merth-kun
A female wrote this post

>>49822381
Neat, maybe I'll make one then but which 2hu should it be? Which girls has merthy not done or isn't interested in doing?

>>49822447
Merth does his based on requests or whoever Parseecosplayer asks for for some reason, and the only one I think he's been questioning on doing was Ebisu. So unless you want to the Jelly just do whatever Touhou you want and don't worry about overlapping with Merth. Wha Touhous do YOU find romancable?

>>49822447
Inspired by >>49822515 fat and hairy Kosuzu please hag Kosuzu would be amazing

>>49822538
The hell is going on in that thread

>>49822556
/jp/'s females are rising up

>>49822459
Merthy-chan won't touch loli with a 10 foot pole, his normoid audience would cancel him in a nanosecond.

I'm bored

Dance for us Merth

dont treat our drawfriends like a zoo animal

>>49822731
Zoo animals aren't made to perform though outside of ambassador animals

Merth is more of a circus animal

Pounding Ayapervert in front of the monkes!

>>49822747
Bold of you to do it in his own exhibit. Is 103 enjoying it too?

This really is purgatory

Have you learned to accept the new DK redesign yet?

I never minded it

>>49822832
Merthpost

>>49820065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUFE3fLOPCY

Merthcore aesthetic

If Merth drew like that I would flood his paypal with payments

How are you doing today?

>>49822874
Drew like who? If he changed his style then it would no longer be merthcore.

>>49822903
Merth can change his style to anyone else's in a flash. What do you call this phenomenon?

Don't ignore me.

>>49822901
I'm doing good, how are you?

>>49822927
I'm a little lonely pathetically enough. What have you been up to? Are you playing 2hou?

>>49822932
I'm eating McDonalds right now (I'm not Merth btw)

>>49822935
What did you get? The only thing I'm a fan of from there are the milkshakes. Everything else is very mediocre, but I hope you're enjoying the food

Merthpunk convention

I'm playing Fire Emblem

>>49822936
I just got a cheeseburger plain, I don't like it but when you need a quick meal while out and there's no other fast food around, it's better than starving, you know?

>>49822944
I get ya. Stay safe out there

Hey Merth invite someone here to talk with us

No one I know is awake

Merth force mspaintanon to come here

no

HOY MERTH
BEHOLD MY DEMONS

>>49822952
Someone has to be. Tewimom? Your girlfriend? Shotanon? Parseecosplayer? Hinatraitor? Yukaricosplayer? Yatsutraitor? Tsundereanon? Someone. I refuse to believe they're ALL asleep.

>>49822969
They're either asleep or busy

>>49822972
>or busy
How do you know that? Did they all say "Hi Merth, I'm going to be busy at these hours so I can't play with you and your friends on /jp/hu"?

>>49822973
No I'd just assume since it's Wednesday

>>49822976
Don't assume, you should communicate with your friends instead of just assume things.

>>49822978
I'm not going to bother people to talk on an internet thread about fuck all

>>49822982
Also this is just a very inherently selfish request, shouldn't you be the one to do it if you want it? Am I only being relied on because I have personal contact with most of these people? A lot of them have open accounts that you can go find, do that

>>49822982
Tewmom could be awake right now taking care of her baby and thinking "man, i wish I had some fun and wonderful people to talk to. alas, i cannot imagine anyone needing to converse with me at this hour" unaware that we would in fact be willing to converse. Why are you making Tewimom feel alone?

>>49822987
I don't think she says that

sorry if i sounded mean I didn't mean to

>>49822989
But we'll never know until you ask!

Okay I'll go ask. Hey tewimom do you want to talk to the vhu thread?

I hope she says yes...

Tewimom is bashing femcels in the other thread

>>49823025
>Bashing
She's calling us moids, only the select few of us that are chosen to be husbands will have value (those being the attractive, flawless gigachads). The rest will be like chickens in an egg factory.

>>49823033
>chickens
*chicks

If you're a decent human being then you should have a chance

>>>/v/717486358
Merth cameo

I don't get thrown to jail for something I didn't do every 3 minutes

>>49823033
Err... no. Only femcels use that word and Tewimom is married.

I miss ballified posting

>>49823033
>>49823049
Didn't remitranny unironically use that word over his visceral hatred over women and tewimom?

Draw Wars: A New Drawfag
Draw Wars: The Tewiempire Strikes Back
Draw Wars: Return of Merth

OK, I've got an idea

Everyone post your 3x3s, I want to see what the taste of Touhou fans is and if you have a Touhou game in your top games

>>49823073
I have 1000 hours in TF2
The rest of my 3x3 is Touhou games

>>49823073
I don't have a 3x3 never really thought about what my favorite games are aside from HoMM3 maybe... I've played hundreds of games by now would be really hard to pick 9 favorites

>>49823083
Make it Merth

>>49823086
That's what makes them exciting, you pick the games that mean the most to you. Also hi Slavanon, excited for Bulwark?

>>49823089
>you pick the games that mean the most to you
Was hard to figure it out especially the bottom row, the top 6 definitely affected my life in some way, the bottom are just "I spend a lot of hours on those"
>excited for Bulwark?
Bwuh?

>>49823109
where to make these 3x3 things?

>>49823113
I used this site https://topsters.org/

>>49823109
>Bwuh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uM--UyP-Kg

The mod was made pseudo-canon by Ubisoft too recently

>>49823120
Oh I haven't been playing HoTA yet that much, heard it's still pretty experimental and crash-prone.
>The mod was made pseudo-canon by Ubisoft too recently
I trust Ubisoft with handling the franchise about as far as I can throw them, and I can't throw very far

>>49823132
>heard it's still pretty experimental and crash-prone.
Who told you that? I've never had any crashes with it, and the most experimental they really were was with the path on New Year's where they finally buffed the secondary skills like Learning and Eagle Eye to make them useful. It's a really fantastic, and if you haven't touched it in a long time there are tons of new toys and mechanics to play around with, like Spell Research, alt unit attacks and Air Ships

>I trust Ubisoft with handling the franchise about as far as I can throw them, and I can't throw very far
Basically Ubisoft gave up and relinquished HoMM to the slavs, Olden Era has little involvement from them and doesn't use their new canon, HotA was allowed to be put on GOG and the officially licensed board game uses the town and assets from HotA. I've never seen a company get so beaten by their fans like this.

>>49823073
I need multiple bottom rows.

>>49823073
>and if you have a Touhou game in your top games
lol no Touhou game comes even close to the top 10 of the games I've ever played. Only in the 2D shootans category but not hard to do when the other picks are ancient shit like Galaga and Star Soldier.

>>49823073
I'm a console baby who got lost one day

>>49823109
2/2

>>49823138
3/3

>>49823152
6/6

I'm glad 2hu is well represented

>>49823152
Tewimommy moment

>>49823073
You do realize most people will use these just to identify themselves, right?

>>49823228
Let the stalker schizos eat good today.

>>49823228
>rape game

>>49823228
Half Life Meira

>>49823245
Unironically one of the best series I've ever played.

>>49823203
What are these scores based on...?

>>49823251
Close enough.
>>49823254
Ops, dropped my pic.

>>49823262
Game's you like/Games you've played

>>49823264
of course you'd like rape game

Does anyone have mspaintanon's 3x3?

>>49823283

>>49823275
That I do.

I'm going to sleep. Do you want anything?

facts facts facts

>>49823304
Found the Merth 3x3
>burgertime
Merth...

>>49823291
>>49823304
My heroes

>>49823322
It's a great game and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

>>49823304
Merh moment

>>49823304
>merth
>pofv
I thought you liked eosd

>>49823304
Merth this isn't vanilla enough. It should be OoT, EoSD, MGS3, New Vegas, Half Life 2, Mario bros 3, Deus Ex, Fire Emblem Awakening, and Pokemon HGSS

Then it would be Merth approved

>>49823322
>>49823453
That;s not Merth, here's Merth's true chart from a old /v/hu thread.

>>49823505
Now this I believe is a Merth chart

>>49823505
Merthkino

>>49823136
Ok I guess I'll check it out eventually but I don't really feel that much about it right now.
I dunno I guess I'm just biased against mods, I once tried WoG and I was extremely disappointed with what I saw considering how much people praised it.
It completely changes how the game is played and I didn't want any of that, I don't want different HoMM3 I just want more of it.
Not to mention very often fan-made content tend to be balanced towards extreme difficulty because it's made by tryhards that know everything about the game. I'm okay at HoMM3 but I'm not like super good at it, I don't think I would enjoy really difficult campaigns.

>>49823505
Fake as fuck

>>49823688
I get what you mean and I don't blame you, but WoG is dogshit compared to HotA. All the assets are low quality, the gameplay changes are too drastic. HotA was designed to feel like a third expansion pack and it really does do that well. It has plenty of casual content so if you don't play hardcore there's still plenty of exciting content, like new terrains, new towns that are really fun, and water objects so sailing doesn't suck.

https://heroes.thelazy.net/index.php/Horn_of_the_Abyss
This should ease your mind better than I could.

>Not to mention very often fan-made content tend to be balanced towards extreme difficulty because it's made by tryhards that know everything about the game
Yeah the HotA campaigns are unfortunately designed like that and it's a problem the devs have been trying to work on. That's just isolated to the campaign (specifically the Factory one, all the other ones aren't as bad) which is a shame since they have a lot of interesting gameplay ideas and the story is pretty good. And if you play in Russian, the voice actors and motion cap are all professional Russian actors, half of which volunteered because HoMM is a prestige project in Russia. But you can just watch the cutscenes on youtube.) Also there's still fan maps and campaigns to enjoy, and random maps obviously.

>>49823754
Sadly I don't speak Russian, I'm from the other parts of slavland but it is very admirable between this and HD+ how they keep the scene alive kinda like Poles did with Chronicles of Arcana for Gothic.
Ok I guess I'll check out the individual scenarios then when I have a chance. Did they do any balance changes to the old units/factions?

>>49823825
>Did they do any balance changes to the old units/factions?
Yes, though personally I think the secondary skill changes are the more impactful than anything they did for the old factions and units (Learning gives you an instant level up now for example). Most of the changes to the old factions (outside of visual upgrades, with the Halberdiers and Orcs getting entirely new models) are minor stuff mostly interesting to competitive players, with the only big thing being Necromancy was halved across the board. Here's the official changelog if you're interested in the specifics.

https://h3hota.com/en/documentation#town-gameplay

Merth: Here's a cute picture of a Touhou loving you
mspaintanon: Here's a sexy picture of a Touhou with massive breasts
TewiCentralEurope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSnszWRFT0

Not enough animals

>>49824414
lmao that video also applies to early mspaintschizo and shotanon

What Touhou would post in the Kirby Air Ride: Item Bounce comments section?

>>49824414

>>49824519
Bombing Kappa children isn't cruelty, it's self defense. Send 60 million [P] to the Yamawaro now.

>>49824519
Why is it that all the Hakurei Shrine Maidens visit the Cucumber Wall?

They will call you anti-kappa but never a liar.

>>49824519
Painthitler

Bring me freshest Shotanon art

FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRK

hinatraitor and parseecosplayer are posting...

Super Merth RPG

>>49825183
It is the only one just for me

my wife yuuka has been going to KFC a lot lately

My wife Nitori has been going to Taco Tuesdays more often

My Husband Rinnosuke has been visiting Hooters a lot lately

My wife Tsukasa has been staying home for some reason

You guys don't have wives or husbands.

Wanna help change that, Contrarian-Kun~?

>>49823453
I did not grow up with a computer so I had no way of playing Deus Ex or Half Life, and by the time New Vegas came out I still didn't have anything to play it on. My experiences with those games from the past are severely limited because of being a console baby. I still haven't played any of the ones I mentioned

Merth it's here at last

Meira

No Meira
Merth

Meira

I ship Merth and Salad
Salerth

You don't even know what contrarian means, dummy.

aaarghhh i just want to cuddle with one of you

>>49826108
But anon that's gay

HEY TSUNDEREANON

what’s up?

I hope you have a good day

>>49826131
I'm gonna go swimming at the lake so thanks and I will! You too...

You can't just say that to a single poster.

Fusu cinematic universe

>>49826140
Post pics of the lake and you

>>49823304
What's so special about mario hoops

>>49826163
I just think it's neat

>>49826183
Understandable

What Touhou GIRL should I draw being kicked in the groin? I’m tired of everyone thinking getting kicked in the groin only hurts men. One time I saw a picture of Bridget from Guilty Gear getting kicked in the BALLS and it made me so mad. You had a perfect opportunity to showcase kicks to the GROIN affecting everyone rather than just kicks to the balls and instead went for the people who explicitly go out of their way to remove their balls?? What the hell is your problem!?

If any girls try to argue with you about this offer to settle the argument swiftly by delivering a swift kick to their perineum. If it really doesn’t hurt girls at all, then they should have no problem taking a kick to demonstrate it, right?

>>49826230
Wriggle

>>49826230
Alice

>>49826230
Tewimom....

>>49826163
It has nice music and cool special moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhTrmpztRH4

>>49826257

>>49826262
Hmm who would be kicking her in the groin? Mima antagonizes her in Mystic Square and is the best fit personality wise but her leg situation is a bit of an issue.

>>49826292
Mima has legs in Mystic Square

>>49826286
Marisa standing over her victim in triumph, probably laughing at her misery. Marisa can be a pretty horrible person, can’t she?

>>49826114
be hapi kyo

new drawfag needs a name, itoddleranon or groinanon?

>>49826342
Pretty sure that’s just Crayolaanon trying out a new medium

>>49826364
soulless

>[drawingmedium]anon
Bad name
>[fetish]anon
Good name
>[actualpredefinedname]
Worst name

Petition to rename Merth to Fusuanon

My name is impregnationanon

you need 100.000 signatures for that

>>49826364
What makes you think that?

>>49826385
clearly not, fetish nicknames never catch on. can you imagine calling mspaintanon "hugebreastsanon"?? what am i gonna call 103 "noseanon" now or something

>>49826399
Noseanon smells wonderful. 103anon sucks.

Becoming a drawfag can't be that hard. Which Touhou should I draw?

>>49826434
Chen

>>49826434
Satono

>>49826434
Chen and Mike doing something cute together

>>49826434
Mai, Mai and Mai

>>49826443

>>49826493
MARIOPAINTANON!!!!

>>49826493
>Mario paint drawings
My nigga
Thanks

>>49826444

>>49826568
Satono :)

>>49826450

>>49826459
Who is the third Mai?

>>49826459

Who is the Sans Undertale of /jp/hu?

>>49826664
Whoever is the most god-tier drawfag in skill, but I down't know who.

HEY HINATRAITOR

>>49826674
Merth is right here my dude

are there any fellow cosplayfags in this thread? i feel there is a disturbing lack of cosplay crossplay here...

>>49826609
That’s so wonderful! Thank you, if someone else were to oh I don’t know theoretically boot up MP later as well and draw something then what’s something (You) specifically would like to see?
Theoretically, of course.

>>49826707
Are you friends with any? Tell them to come here NOW

I demand to be entertained and Merth hoards them

>>49826709
You should draw Reimu

>>49826710
i know multiple irl, anon... ill see what i can do. i've been lurking this thread on and off

>>49826707
hey
>>49826693
how may I help you

>>49826768
Hinatraitor! Hi!

Could you take Merth in a fight?

>>49826771
who the hell is merth. You guys come up with such a cast of characters I cant bother to keep track of

>>49826768
When did you decide you wanted to become a cosplayer?

hi

>>49826152
I will see what I can do as time goes on but no promises of anything crazy.
Flanamari.

>>49826777
Around august 2018

>>49826776
THE DISRESPECT

MERTH WILL YOU TAKE THAT?

gay

>>49826768
Do you go to the Chinese Girl threads?

>>49826793
Those threads can rot in hell

>>49826784
Yeah because Hinatraitor left around the time I stopped lurking and I started posting

>>49826797
So I'll take that as a maybe?

>>49826703
Can't be Merth, he is the MC

I'm out of the loop, why did Hinatraitor leave? Why is he called traitor, did he post on 8? He seems nice

>>49826780
>that hand
Could it be? /jp/'s first female (female) cosplayer?

>>49826262
I tried
>>49826278
Are you telling me to draw Tewimom or saying that you think I’m her?

>>49826811
/v/hu schizos called him "Hinatraitor" because he dared to post on /jp/ like twice. Now look at /v/hu now LOOOOOOOL!!!

>>49826811
I left because the threads bored me and went back to /jp/.
>>49826799
I have never posted there.

>>49826819
I thought it was because he was found having sex RPs as Hina

>>49826823
No that's "Hinapervert", who never made the cut to /jp/hu.

Hinatraitor, how many touhou cosplay frens do you have? How many are people we know?

>>49826821
>>49826798
Oh man, Hinatraitor gets to learn about Merth for the first time? How lucky

I wish I could experience Merth for the first time again

>>49821810
Jackalman looks like a carrot

>>49808952
I can't count time but will Merth make it in time?

I forgot...

>>49826896
How long does it take to make a Fusu? Do you still have enough time?

>>49826903
2 days I think

>>49826922
You can do it, just pick an easy girl to draw

>>49826848
I dont think I can count them with two hands. This october I hope to meet many more!

>>49826812
I don’t exactly do cosplay, lack the budget for it. Big respect for those who do though.
Like I said earlier, I was just going to the lake today and now I’m here.

What language would Remilia realistically be fluent in? I don't think she'd speak English. Maybe a little, but not as a first. Romanian?

>>49826956
French would be fashionable.

>>49823505
You should have gone with Three Houses for the most vanilla take

>>49826956
Remilia canonically knows English. And it'd be weird if she could speak multiple languages and NOT English

What sex position would you constitute as inherently weird?

>>49826947
Is that a dog in the corner or a purse?

>Like I said earlier, I was just going to the lake today and now I’m here.
The Misty Lake?

Touhou Roguelike with Gacha and Deck-Building Elements

>>49827023
Reverse Bulldog

>>49827027
It is quite literally a purse in the shape of a little doggie.
> The Misty Lake?
Yes that’s exactly right.

>>49827070
So cool...

>Check out the lolcow Touhou thread
>It's a bunch of women sexualizing Rinnosuke and talking about how they find him submissive and fuckable
I feel violated somehow...

What drawfag would you kick in the groin?

Aerd

>>49827106
when women do it it's cute

Oh but when I do it

Hey Merth

>>49827106
But he is?

wut

>>49827308
How ya doing?

>>49827312
He is currently suffering from The Pharaoh's Curse and is unavailable right now, please try again later.
(I am not Merth.)

How are the threads here on /jp/? I haven't browsed much so I hope they're doing well.

>>49823109
>>49823152
These few I wanted to comment on, but HoMM is a classic even if I'm terrible at it, Pac-Man World is fun, and Pikmin 2 is great (not forgiving Nintendo for butchering and censoring the Switch versions)

This one is a bit outdated, I should trim it to 3x3. I'd probably replace Chibi Robo with the DS Japanese only sequel (Clean Sweep) and one of the games with DKC2, maybe Mario World. Maybe add Rimworld too?

>>49827023
Reverse lotus maybe, I think it depends on the girl

Fumo jackalman

... Where is everyone?

Where's that damn FOURTH chaos emerald?

>>49827616
I left in protest after nobody wanted to puzzle.

>>49827665
Yorihime schizo, I...

>>49827616
I just woke up GOOD MORNING

>>49827711
GOOD MORNING

>>49827665
I was busy. You can host now if you want.

>>49827704
FUCK MOONIES

Moonies in the next OP

Opinion on boobs with wide puffy nipples?

>>49827840
Alright. It's later then I usually do so, but... just one.
https://jigex.com/F2umu
>>49827851
NO

... I'm being fucked with, aren't I

>>49827704
What about moon Meira?

>>49826278
Prologue

>>49826278
>>49827890
Reisen’s fed up with Tei’s pranks

Yanno what, I find myself with an unexpected bit of extra time. I'll make another.

No moonbitches allowed.
https://jigex.com/FTBcW

>check my rapist neighbour country
>

>>49827070
>>49826947
>>49826780
More pictures of your hand

>>49828056
Easy, Yoshikage Kira

>>49828080
Funny Valentine

>>49828156
Pucci

>>49828171
Acca Howler

>>49828178
DIO

>>49828183
Kars

>>49828200
Diavolo

How come every fumoanon lives near a beach?

>>49828013
Why is it undertroon and 2hu

>>49828319
Toby Fox won

HEY MERTH

>>49828319
Underbroken
We love Undertale here

wat

>>49826707
Right here, and I'm sure there's more but /v/hu has a bad habit of going full schizo with their cosplayfriends

>>49828351
Oh God Merth sorry I ignored you I didn't realize you were here

Do you prefer Taoists or Buddhists and why?

>>49828357
When has that ever happened?

>>49828453
I don't have a preference

>>>/v/717576807
wow called out

>>49828464
Not even with Futo?

>>49828467
She's funny but the rest probably smell weird

>>49828501
Even Seiga?

>>49828513
Seiga probably smells a little

>>49828453
When has the thing in the picture ever happened? All the time at cons.
When has the schizoing ever happened? Every time a cosplayer posts more than a couple of times some anon starts obsessing over them and tracking them down, eventually leading to doxxing and harassing as they run out of meds

There's nothing wrong with being interested in cosplayers.

>>49828547
Come on, I think you're exaggerating that last part.

Someone truly is Meirabroken still~

your cock is getting harder~

Merth looks at this and goes "She could gain some weight"

>>49828891
Mspaintanon looks at this and gets an aneurysm
Tewimerica doesn't look at this because she's a dog person

[sad news] tsundereanon found dead by drowning at the misty lake

glub glub glub

>>49829270
Anon, just because LakeVisitorAnon was a girl doesn't mean they were TsundereAnon. You can't just assume all femanons are the same. Or do you think TsundereAnon was also TewiMom too?

>>49829344
Anon...
>>49826128
>>49826140

Apparently, I'm not cured from the futa disease. Pick two futa 2hus to spitroast me. I'm Youmu(male) because he's literally me.

>Youmu
>male
oxymoron

>>49829419
How do you know that's TsundereAnon? Maybe we had two femanons go to the lake.

what a shitty ending, the parasocialtoddlers got away with shitting up vhu and got their own general as well, at least the mofuark arc was pretty good

>>49829442
Anon I appreciate what you’re trying to do for me right now but that actually was me, I went there yesterday to celebrate a birthday (not mine) so I didn’t have to pay for any food.
I was so exhausted when I got back I didn’t even realize I passed out cold until waking up about 15 minutes ago. Now it’s time for different plans though.
>>49828056
Sorry Chief, I really only took the three and the best I can give right now is [spoilers]fingers[/spoiler].
Why is it always the hands with me…

>>49829464
Spoiler fail, I’ll never recover…

>>49829452
Makes you miss the Meira days, doesn't it?

Who

>>49829452
merthbroken

>>49829471
shut the fuck up the mierda retardation is what drove it to become like this

>>49829440
boy

>>49829464
>woman hands
POST MORE POST MOREEE

REMITRANNY IS BACK! YIPPIEEEEE!

Femalebroken^

I warned you about scorched earth...
Why did you refuse to listen? I just wanted to talk about my favorite 2hus, now you reap what you sow.
And I gladly helped to cultivate the now blighted soil.

>>49829509
>I just wanted to talk about my favorite 2hus
I do too but that’s what the rest of the board is for, welcome to /jp/.

>>49829519
Yeah, not in a graveyard.

>>49829499
Yoshikage Kira.........

>>49829493
YUUUUUUP
YUUUUUUUUUUP

FOLKS CAN WE GET A STATUS CHECK ON ANON?

Who the heck is Kira?

It appears that Anon is... Meirabroken

I fear it's terminal.

uhh kira balls?

>>49829551
we know you're, lil guy

>>49829419
Yuyuko is obviously going to take your ass as she's completely obsessed with Youmu's butt, groping it all day long, licking it while milking Youmu, inserting toys while Youmu is supposed to focus on working and of course plapping it. But who would she share you with? Perhaps Reisen is the most obvious choice, everyone knows that Youmu sometimes sneaks out to have fun with her futa bunnycock so it only makes sense that she fucks your mouth as lady Yuyuko pounds your ass.

What celebrity Touhou would visit a terminally ill Meirabroken Anon in the hospital?

>>49829559
MEIRAGENALPHATODDLER?!?!?!?

>>49829572
Hello, hello! No, no I'm here for business not pleasure.

That's enough shotanon

meira balls be bussin on god fr fr no cap

Why are you like this shotanon?

>>49829464
omg Tsundereanon hi!!!!

>>49829572
shotranny

Shotashattered

HIS PRONOUNS ARE ANON/GOD!

>>49829587
Too soon

>>49829586
uhm ackshually zoomers says lil bro.......

Yeppers! Meira simply cannot stop winning!

Let if go. It's been 3 years

>>49814375

>>49829773
poor shotanon
you can tell it's him since he loves calling us vermins

3 years and 8 minutes now

9

The accident wasn’t your fault, you have to let go

Alright I'm going to sound schizophrenic but here I go. I've been drawing for a while and in this site, and in every single drawing thread there are some "people" whose only purpose in their lives is thread drama. "OMG did you know ANON once drew that? Ewwww" "Did you know that ANON is friend with ANON2 that once did X" "Hey did you know ANON likes X series ohnono I saw him liking X on his twatter". Garbage posts like that repeated over and over and over for years even by nolives trying to enforce some mean girls clique bullshit between artists, instead of drawing.

This thread is a bit of a sanctuary. That kind of shit doesn't happens here. No insane requests spammers. No petty drama between artists. No shit stirrers, No secret discords that I know of. The focus has just been art for a while and it's been great. Lo and behold, probably some /v/ermin linked the thread and suddenly, coincidentally, you get extremely low quality posts like those here too. If you aren't that, then I apologize, but if you are, I give you my most sincere death wishes.

>>49829634
kek

Your hero is a brownoid gay attention whore slut that is desperate for other MEN to see his penis, posts literal porn of himself in threads that have nothing to do with porn on a blue board, posting off topic garbage in the threads daily, self announcing his existence each thread even though this is an anonymous site, literally we know his actual name, no other attention whore has even come close to him. He's probably drooling and getting a boner just seeing people talk about him. Years ago people complained about thread quality being bad but they have no idea how bad things could get.

Juan hasn't posted here for a while though...

>>49829846
Allah willing, all schizos will get the rope. Thank you for your service.

>captcha: argh8
pirate!

Tsundereanon what do you think about people who are broken by shotadrawers?

>>49829871
you're welcome, always worth a good laugh over shotanon melty

Merth and Tsundereanon collab when?

>>49829863
Juan retired, he became a religiotard.

HEY TSUNDEREANON

HEY NIGGERFAGGOT

>>49829914
What

HEY uh... uhh... um...

>>49829914
Truly broken

>>49829919
How was your day?

>>49829937
Alright I guess

niggerfaggot had a rough day...

Which 2hu is unable to have fun no matter hwat?

>>49829877
I feel like there's worse stuff to flip your lid over but the finer details of that would be a can of worms I don't have the energy to get into right now.
>>49829890
That's what the Salad drawings were for.
>>49829905
y-yes..?

>>49829951
hi

don't forget about merth you know...
you can still ask him things....

shotaGAWD...

>>49829959
Oh, hi. How was YOUR day?

>>49829951
You talked about cosplayers before, did you see the /jp/ cosplay thread? What did you think of them? Which is your favorite? Were you the femanon argung in there?

>>49829949
Alice!

>>49829969
It was good and NOW I'm going to bed. Have a great day

>>49829991
You already went to bed yesterday.

anuslicker42 what are your thoughts on cupcakes? what's your fav flavor? do you enjoy it with tea too? what about muffins?

>>49829951
How do you feel about Tarzan as a character?

>>49829997
No I didn't

Where is mspaintanon...? I miss him...

>>49829962
When the Meiras almost broke
And the Koisneeds start to joke
And in the race for Fusus you begin to choke

There's a Tewimom 'side your posts
While Tsundere's at the coast
With the draws
Of body hair on girls
Don't forget
Merth will draw Fat Keiki

>>49829976
>did you see the /jp/ cosplay thread?
I did, though sometimes I let threads fill up with a few posts first before properly checking up on them again. Is it still around?
>What did you think of them? Which is your favorite?
I will have to double check to be sure, but anyone that did a good Yakumo cosplay gets bonus points from me.
>spoiler
Nope, I called some jackoff a ween in the "female touhou fans" thread but that was about it.
>>49829991
I will curse you to dream the exact same thing you were doing before so you can't even tell if you've fallen asleep yet or not but thanks, you too when you wake up.

YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT ANUSGOD

>>49830004
You mean like...the jungle guy raised by monkeys? From the Disney movie?

>>49830023
>Is it still around?
>>49819015
People actually posted once the arguing stopped with OUR cosplayHEROES

>>49830037
Yes, that's the one. Tarzan just loves talking about himself in third person so I was wondering how you'd feel about such behavior.

>>49830037
>From the Disney movie?
Actually tarzan is from a book series originally that legally should be in the public domain but trademark trolling puts it in a weird limbo

yuuka said I can use the shed outside to game when her friends from jamaica visit yippie!!

yum yum how does the scorched earth taste for you?

>>49830065
You are why mspaintanon doesn't post here anymore

>>49830099
good.

Good riddance.

What do you guys think about Kanako?

>>49830099
Bad

>>49830115
Meira

>>49830130
You shouldn't just reply to every post with the word "Meira" that doesn't even make sense

>>49830137
YUP
YUP
YUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>49830137
Guess you got WARPED huh?

Tsundereanon do you have other plushies that you take out on beaches?

>>49830137
It does make sense, she reminds me of Meira
What's it to you?

Tsundereanon, our new little attention whore

>>49830151
Just because they have purple hair you think Meira? Now every Touhou with purple hair looks alike you know that's absurd

>>49830156
I'm sorry, answering the questions is just kind of fun sometimes...

fuaark

>>49830162
Why did you take the bait, that's the Anon who always posts that. Even Merth knows to ignore him, and he's Merth

Now you have emboldened OurLittleAttentionWhoreAnon, and he will plague us for the next decade

>>49830177
Welp,

>>49830160
Tell that to ZUN when he made her 3 times over

Should've just ranked the cosplayers instead

>>49830177
But it's true?

now tsuendereanon has two choices
1. listen to the parasocialtoddler and embrace the his attentionwhore side
or
2. listen to the OurLittleAttentionWhoreVillain and stop replying

>>49830162
Could you answer the Tarzan question at least?

>>49830208
Shotanon shut up

>>49830208
that's a lot of grammatical errors I should stop posting on the toilet

>>49830208
Keep talking

>>49830208
>listen to either meiravirgy or jellyanon
Shan't.

TSUNDEREANON DEFENSE SYSTEM ONLINE

mspaintanon if he was good >>49808400

>>49830208
>>49830221
... Marisissy? You're a parasocialtoddlermemeposter?

Oh my God, I understand. You've been so bitter lately about no one liking your posting so you decided to learn the word parasocial. Because if no one is going "HEY MARISISSY", than no one should be going "HEY ___"at all.

>>49830243
im yukariseniordiapershitterandneedsnurseattentionpleasequick actually

Meirent free

>>49830177
Merth is a /v/hutard so he's familiar with all the schizophrenic ritualposters, tsundereanon is a /jp/ native that made the mistake of peeking inside the house of 1000 maniacs called /v/hu

>>49830224
I don't think that's either their names

>>49830265
but I need to dress up the posts I hate with boogeymen

>>49830265
My bad. Incy and Parseemonkey

merth is a yt e-celeb that came to /v/hu to farm subscribers
he never cared about /v/hu or touhou

When will we get more drawfags...?
I miss /v/.

>>49830196
I did check out that thread, it was nice seeing Parseecosplayer and I liked the recent pic he sent. Was wondering how well Hinacosplayer did his own outfit too and it was pretty neat, same with the Kosuzu costume I saw.
I liked the buff YuugiGuy pic a lot and the Raiko cosplayer should also get props for his dedication. It doesn't feel fair to rank any of them next to the pics of the ultra-professionals though.
>>49830058
Sounds about right, which sucks, but I don't know. I hardly ever think about the guy, I liked his adult voice in the movie ig.
Also talking about yourself in third-person can be goofy but I'm probably guilty of that hundreds of times over so whatever, he can do what he wants. The man lives in the goddamn Congo for Pete's Sake.
>>49830147
I have a whole pile I keep readily accessible but the fumos are the ones I take on adventures. They like to see the world.
>>49830221
You probably should but I don't really give a fuck either way with your previous choices. I won't stay and be obnoxious but if I have better things to do I'll just go do 'em.
>>49830262
True.

>>49830315
This pic makes me wonder

What Touhou would be Giygas?

>>49830298
lmaoooo this virgy is jelly of Merth!!! XDDD

>>49830324
I s n ' t i t o b v i o u s ?

>>49830298
this but unironically

>>49830315
Talking in the third person is interesting. Everyone should speak in an iconic or unique way. That's why we love Rumia and Futo and Marisa.

In fact I think every Touhou should have a gimmicky way or speaking or a strong accent.

>>49830298
>>49830338
He has thousands upon thousands of active subscribers, how would a thread of 30 schizos help him there?

I love Merth since his Meira drawings are really soulful.

>>49830315
If you had the budget and knowledge to cosplay, which character you'd pick?

>>49830331
yet hes here on /jp/ with his schizos answering questions instead of staying on /v/ like mspaintanon
really says you a lot

>>49827892
>>49826814
>>49826286
Which of these came out the best? Does anyone like at least one of them?

>>49830346
nintendo would kill your dog if they found out you've been pirating games from 20 years ago, and they are a multimillionaire company

>>49830341
Accent 'hus are my favorite thing to think about cause it lets me believe Marisa sounds like she's from rural Osaka and Meiling still pronounces some words closer to her original dialect.
I think if there's ever a proper British 'hu though I'd have a stroke hearing that accent in a Gensokyan context.

>49830363
Are you comparing Merth with Nintendo? This doesn't even justify a (you).

In an English setting, I think it would be accurate if most of Gensokyo had varieties of Southern US accents.

Tsundereanon reminds me of Friendanon...

>>49830372
By English setting, I mean English voice actors. Touhou should be like one of those games that's dubbed in England so they all have Englsh accents, but instead of England it's like, South Carolina or something.

>>49830298
He's not the first, won't be the last. Ad infinitum.

>>49830369
he wouldn't feel bad about it since he likes nintendo anyway

>>49830372
The Aki Sisters with a gentle southern drawl to their voices....

>>49830382
As if, /jp/ is our final stop and we won't ever go back to /v/

What Touhous would have this body build (fat and hairy)? And please don't do that thing where everyone just floods with the name of almost every Touhou, serious answers only, the entirety of Gensokyo is not fat and hairy

I'm working on something so serious answers please

>>49830315
Hey, I just wanted to warn you a bit. I used to reply like you're doing, and I think it's fine, but I gained a schizo that would follow my posts and constantly fantasize about killing me. It wasn't a joke and it was getting creepy to the point of him posting multiple times a day for years straight. He went completely insane, accusing every random poster that even vaguely typed similarly of being me and trying to find my posts. The dude hasn't shown up in a while so thankfully he maybe killed himself when 4chan went down, but I just want you to be careful about revealing too much about yourself or engaging with these guys a little too much. It doesn't seem like the most mean spirited ones made it to /jp/hu but still... You don't understand the deep lore of this place so I just want you to be careful.

>>49830372
Why Southern? Because it’s a rural area like Gensokyo? It could also make sense to dub it on an Indian reservation. Maybe a Rez in the south, though you might have to go to a debatably southern state.

>>49830401
Alice

/v/ out of nowhere

>>49830400
tsundereanon discovered/v/hu through/jp/hu, its possible

>>49830403
I FINALLY FIND YOU

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49830403
Anon that's just Internet safety in general, which the government unlearned people when they learned they could profit hard off of information and tracking

Honestly I think this place is pretty tame. I mean, anywhere else on 4chan would've eaten Merth alive by now

>>49830367
>I think if there's ever a proper British 'hu though I'd have a stroke hearing that accent in a Gensokyan context.
If you give me some Romanji text I can try reading it in a British accent though I probably won’t sound like an anime girl

>>49830410
Was this a serious answer or a meme answer? Serious question

>>49830443
Where's a Romaji-fied transcript for Chapter 12 of CoLA when you need it...

Feels like Parseecosplayer and Tsundereanon are both from Japan.

>>49830432
Yeah but tsundereanon doesn't know anything about the stuff that would go down on /v/. /jp/hu may be populated by /v/hus but the threads are their own thing, this place is very relaxed compared to how meanspirited /v/hu used to be. And I'm not talking about banter or joking meanness but you know how it was, constant extreme meltdowns over anons just existing. Posting a selfie with fingers for example would have caused a massive schizo meltdown for 300+ posts mostly consisting of death threats. I just want them to be careful.

what no dog cock does to a mf

>>49830497
He will be fine

>>49830315
HEY TSUNDEREANON
give us a list of drawfags and what do you think about each of them like in this post, no need to rank them

Today I sniffed Tewimom's hair while she was sleeping. Such a pleasant scent!

>>49830531
I sniff my own hair and I smell like a dog. Other times when in bed I notice I have the same general scent of my mother, though I don’t sniff her.

>>49830531
Tewihusband... you're supposed to only lurk...

>>49830401
Well Keiki and Yuyuko are the big obvious ones, still planning on throwing my hat into that Keiki ring, but I think Iku and Minoriko might be good for that too.
I was tempted to add girls like Elly and Komachi but they probably have more overlap with the more plain lazy MILF archetype. I just can't see them being any more than only a little chubby, like wine-mom stuff.
>>49830403
Thanks for looking out for me in that way anyways, some of that does seem like basic netsmarts but it's also nothing I haven't warned myself over in some particularly self-critical moments anyways.
It's a fine line to walk but hopefully it won't be that bad for me in the end, sorry to hear you had to go through such an ordeal though. Sadly you just can't avoid that in certain circles on this site, but I'll do my best.
>>49830477
We know the former does live in Japan for sure but what makes you say that about me? I'm curious now.

Iku?
A loser

>>49830553
I just know how an eastern beach looks like. Did I get it right?

>>49830568
My HERO (loser)

>>49830553
Fat Iku? Tell me more

>>49830403
Happens to the best of us, really. It just feels nice knowing you can bother someone just by existing.

I got bit by a yellow, fat-assed spider that was a bit big, I've been sweating and having shortness of breath.
If I die, please don't let Alice die a virgin.

>>49830713
Shotanon...

>>49830547
HEY NOW! I enjoy a good funposting every now and then. No one can stop me...!

>>49830713
Mspaintanon!!!

>>49830742
wtf Tewihusband was Tewiavatarfag schizo all along???!!!

>>49830757
Sorry but no. I like Tewi but I am not that person. I am free agent and post anything I desire. I am currently drinking coffee. My wife forbids me to drink it regularly for I feel gitters from it.

>>49830531
>>49830742
HEY STOP THAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE DMV NOT POSTING IN THE THREAD... You're being naughty yet again, time to punish you later!

>>49830786
No!! Anything but that!!! My slim petite body cannot handle more of your "punishment"! I need my soul fragments to shitpost while at work...!!

>a couple is bickering in a 4chan thread
is this the pinnacle of /v/hu?

How do I get MY gf to funpost in /vjp/hu threads?

>>49830811
Just ask her! Literally all you have to do is ask. Be a man and ask my friend. Don't be afraid! It is fun for sure to talk to my wife through 4chinz.

>>49830713
MeiraGOD!

>>49830811
Sometimes mine posts Meira for me...

>>49830802
*steals all your soul fragments*
Heh, nothing personnel kid

Jevil
Spamton G. Spamton
The Roaring Knight
Gerson Boom

>>49830526
Eh, fine, okay but then I actually have to go and do stuff. Was never gonna rank them seriously anyways lol
>Merth
The obvious one, I knew of him before even coming to /jp/ but don't ever go to the /v/ slums so didn't know basic communication was possible.
I started respecting him more once the jokes in his videos got better but now it's pretty cool to see what he does in-action, sense of humor aside (which I'm mostly fond of, he's also a huge dork but in a good way). His style has goofy charm but has a great capacity for finer detail, seeing him break away from the toony designs every so often is pretty satisfying to witness.
>mspaintanon, Tewimom, the Hina & Yatsutraitors
These were the ones I'd long since been familiar with already so I'm grouping them together. paintanon (>>49830713 real???????) I respect hands-down, I don't think there's anyone else who's managed to avoid creating their own bullshit as well as he has. Sometimes I feel weird giving the stuff he posts in the OC thread continued praise cause I really don't want to creep him out but I genuinely am happy to see his little improvements with each drawing. If I wasn't too ambitious for my own good and had more free time then maybe we could be somewhat comparable, but alas. Also I'm obsessed with the way he draws boobs squishing up against bra cups and like his indulgent stuff, if it wouldn't potentially run the risk of shattering the illusion/being a dick move on my part then there's a sadistic part of me that'd love to pick apart his brain.
Tewimom I also respect for what she's been through/still pushes herself towards, I think there would've been potential for a good friendship between us in high school maybe, but sometimes I worry I'm gonna say/do something stupid one day that will ruin whatever view she has of me forever. Probably more my neuroticism talking though, I kneel to any artist that can execute such a cute and soft moe look in apparently nearly any context (hi btw!).
As for the traitors, they were never traitors to me obviously and I think I even saw one of them do a Yachie giantess request in real-time once. Hinatraitor seems extremely talented, maybe ludicrously so with how well the Kululu Hina's are rendered alone, but it's hard for me to tell which is which if they even are different people. Is one of them Keb00b on Pixiv? Yet another talented soft-line artist to oppose my harsher style which is fun, love that guy's drawings. Good artists the both of them, just seems like they keep to themselves more which is also fine.
paintanon wins the contest for my favorite look & feel out of everyone here though lol
>103
Would've been placed with the others above but he's one of the circus animals you like to set on fire every now and again so he gets his own. Very big runner-up in terms of style-fondness for me, some of his works have been my PC wallpapers at times and the attention to detail on the bigger stuff is excellent, and I like some of his sense of humor. Emphasis on some.
Hanging out on 8 with him and others when I can isn't bad but I guess he really is kind of a chud sometimes. People can have their own opinions and he has a lot of great skill but if I met him at a bar then I'd try and keep our chatter surface-level. Also, Fairies are overrated.
>koishidrawbabby
Cute style and super amicable from what I can tell. Is he the same as shotaanon? I can't tell when you all talk about the two of them, why does any of this matter...but I've been meaning to respond to him over a small artist challenge he proposed a while ago so it's neat that he's willing to be interactive as well. Also funny.
>Crayola"snacker"
I hope is doing better for themselves, I'm at an unfair context advantage with this one compared to you all cause we sprouted up within the same spaces here on /jp/ and I learned a lot about their attitudes about many interesting things and general disposition pretty quickly. Also one I appreciate for how willing they are to engage with any number of topics, kind of a special "jack-of-all-trades" case here. I very badly want to call them their proper /jp/ nickname I know them by out of respect and autism but still don't know if that'd be okay to do in these threads.
Huge improvement with the crayon stuff over time, has inspired me on multiple occasions and we even directly collaborated once. Some of the finest company I could've asked for in my time on the board, even if I don't always respond to their posts lol
>potemki
Just plain quality with good improvement over time to boot, one of the first artists I saw here and apparently he was a /v/ defect this whole time. It takes a lot of talent to pull off pixel art that well...
...but I like namako more lol sorry
Special mention towards all the /jp/ artists I love too but am not going to single out amongst this crowd for hopefully obvious reasons, apologies for the needless opinion dumping and if I made anyone mentioned feel weird.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49830872
Who the HECK is namako?

Hey Tewiwife. The coffee I drank was delicous Mocha to be exact. I feel the energy and jitters now.... Nyoooooon.~