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Anonymous No.49825408 >>49829566 >>49850888 >>49853920 >>49860153 >>49916749 >>49930040
tengu thread
visit Youkai Mountain... please
Anonymous No.49825666 >>49825713
teng u for the invitation.
Anonymous No.49825713
>>49825666
no problem.
Anonymous No.49826730
why have you not visited the mountain? do you find its inhabitants too intimidating?
Anonymous No.49827806 >>49848173
Anonymous No.49829486 >>49829542
theres nothing to worry about. you wont get kidnapped up there. you can even pet the white wolves if you want!
Anonymous No.49829542 >>49829562
>>49829486
i was going to be anxious and depressed about not being able to go home but then a therapy dog was provided
Anonymous No.49829562
>>49829542
can i get a therapy crow instead?
Anonymous No.49829566 >>49829593 >>49891656
>>49825408 (OP)
>rapists thread
No.
Anonymous No.49829593
>>49829566
do you have a single piece of evidence to back your slanderous claim?
tengu take great care to properly court and gauge their partners interest before smelling for consent.
Anonymous No.49832440 >>49833575
Anonymous No.49833516 >>49836828 >>49836885
i wanna get off this mountain...
Anonymous No.49833575 >>49833579
>>49832440
What is the purpose of taking your titty temperature?
Anonymous No.49833579
>>49833575
paizuri prep or egg incubation
Anonymous No.49836775 >>49848153
is it true that most crow tengu are hundreds of years old virgins? are they asexual or something?
Anonymous No.49836828
>>49833516
Hi yes I'd like to apply for residency in this mountain
Anonymous No.49836885 >>49836904
>>49833516
one can't simply escape megumu's mountains, anon
Anonymous No.49836904
>>49836885
there has to be a way. i cant take any more of her dorky "flirting"
Anonymous No.49837049 >>49837055
I will visit the tengu mountain right now
Anonymous No.49837055 >>49838230
>>49837049
the dogs have been notified.
Anonymous No.49838230 >>49838687
>>49837055
I see you too want to taste the penises of hundreds of random women.
Anonymous No.49838248 >>49838298
Why is it that Youkai Mountain, one of the most economically prosperous regions of Gensokyo, can't manage a simple tourism campaign? The best you birdbrains can do is two horny crow tengu interns falseflagging at each other with the endlessly regurgitated "haha human men kidnapped by 10gu" fantasies you all rub your cloaca to on a nightly basis. You will NEVER land a human husband, tengcels.
Anonymous No.49838298
>>49838248
at least that gondola got installed
it's like a rotating sushi bar
Anonymous No.49838687
>>49838230
Personally I would settle for one as long as it is tengu and is capable of both feminizing and impregnating me
Anonymous No.49842152 >>49844625 >>49863417 >>49863422 >>49863974
if you were to end up living in tengu town, no slavery or whatever memery usually gets shouted in these threads ad nauseam. then what do you think you'll end up doing for work? and how do you think the tengu will treat you?
Anonymous No.49844625 >>49852125
>>49842152
Scary wolf fangs
Specialized for chomping humans
Anonymous No.49844651
Tengu are real btw, time to put your money where you mouth is and buy that plane ticket to Japan and go hiking in the mountains.
Anonymous No.49848081
happy 1 day late anniversary for the best tengu!
Anonymous No.49848153
>>49836775
Only the women. And this goes for all tengu.
Anonymous No.49848173
>>49827806
Great tengu? She seems pretty shite to me.
Anonymous No.49850767
nah. il just get wasted with the border patrol.
Anonymous No.49850888 >>49850998
>>49825408 (OP)
I read that as "tenga thread".
Anonymous No.49850998 >>49857249 >>49857256
>>49850888
whats the difference, really?
Anonymous No.49852125 >>49857201
>>49844625
Tremble in fear before the ferocious wolf
Anonymous No.49852179 >>49853895
Are white wolves actual wolves or just a subset of tengu? Do they lay eggs?
Anonymous No.49853895
>>49852179
wolves are wolves and they're probably mammals, but you'll have to knock one up to find out for sure
Anonymous No.49853920
>>49825408 (OP)
No I won't. I dislike tengu. I don't trust them, I don't want them near me. I think they're stupid, they lie, they wear ugly shoes and some of them have an absurd obsession with news and taking pictures of others. Really rude and self centered. Whoever visits the Mountain is naive. Among all youkai, they are the absolute worst. They're TENGU after all. Ew.
Anonymous No.49857201
>>49852125
Being fierce wont save her from getting captured
Anonymous No.49857249
>>49850998
tengu can bite your chinpo if you dont behave nice.
Anonymous No.49857256 >>49857323 >>49857333 >>49858947
>>49850998
You're consenting when your penis goes in the tenga.
Anonymous No.49857323
>>49857256
Are you?
Anonymous No.49857333
>>49857256
Even by accident ?
Anonymous No.49858947
>>49857256
Even when I'm held down by lustful kappa and forced to cum inside a tenga over and over so i'm completely drained when I'm finally able to drag myself home to my tengu wife?
Anonymous No.49860153 >>49863390 >>49863859
>>49825408 (OP)
Can I get my damn perverted DVDs there, finally?
Anonymous No.49863390 >>49863859
>>49860153
yes, you can make those perverted DVDs on the mountain.
Anonymous No.49863417 >>49863430
>>49842152
Slavery, but I work in the mines or in a labor camp
Anonymous No.49863422
>>49842152
I'm a worthless neet so I'll probably starve to death or get killed by some wild animal when I get lost in the forest.
Anonymous No.49863430 >>49865677 >>49865682
>>49863417
theres only one kind of labor you can provide that is of any worth to the tengu.
Anonymous No.49863859
>>49860153
>>49863390
You've been noisy about perverted DBDs for a while now!
Anonymous No.49863974
>>49842152
I have had the idea for a while now that it'd be funny to be the human liason. First one to get nagged for an opinion or technical data about what the outside world folks are doing. Of course if you're a good enough bullshitter like Rinno it becomes doubly funny.
Anonymous No.49865677
>>49863430
Please no, I want to work in the dragon mines not the barracks!
Anonymous No.49865682 >>49866236
>>49863430
uhh, repainting the houses because the fumes are toxic to birds and wolves?
Anonymous No.49866057 >>49866078
Surely tengu would be respectful of my wishes and not do anything immor
Anonymous No.49866078
>>49866057
Poor anon, he got kidnapped and forced to do immoral things before he could even finish his post.
Anonymous No.49866236 >>49866272
>>49865682
you'll be repainting something alright. as for the fumes, they get the tengu quite excited.
Anonymous No.49866272 >>49866349
>>49866236
I need an adult.
Anonymous No.49866349 >>49866432
>>49866272
You are an adult!
Anonymous No.49866432 >>49866465
>>49866349
Oh... right. Well, fuck.
Anonymous No.49866465 >>49866520
>>49866432
You must defend your inner child, protect you innocence, good luck anon.
Anonymous No.49866520
>>49866465
It's too late. I like black coffee, licorice, and the thought of women laying eggs.. These Tengu women won before the fight had even started.
Anonymous No.49866658 >>49873997
eggs?
Anonymous No.49867199
Anonymous No.49873997
>>49866658
(unfertilized)
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Anonymous No.49883104 >>49885033
Anonymous No.49885033
>>49883104
love this dorky bird.
Anonymous No.49891656
>>49829566
Yes.
Anonymous No.49892132
My marriage with Aya was held in the Youkai Mountain
Anonymous No.49892670 >>49893512 >>49893636
Would you eat unfertilized tengu eggs?
Anonymous No.49893512
>>49892670
I don't think you get a choice.
Anonymous No.49893636 >>49893646
>>49892670
Am I allowed to make a huge deviled egg? Love me some deviled eggs.
Anonymous No.49893646 >>49893655
>>49893636
I don't think a giant deviled egg would actually be very good.
Anonymous No.49893655
>>49893646
Yeah, you're right. Thinking on it that'd be a lot of egg white..
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Anonymous No.49897175 >>49897540 >>49906509
Anonymous No.49897540 >>49901495
>>49897175
wolf tum
Anonymous No.49901495
>>49897540
poke it
nothing bad will happen
Anonymous No.49905261
it's tough being on stress relief duty
Anonymous No.49906509 >>49907096
>>49897175
Absolutely massive tits just looks right on the wolf
really shows she's meant for massive numbers of pups
Anonymous No.49907096
>>49906509
They get in the way during training and fights
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Anonymous No.49916315 >>49916457
Anonymous No.49916346
aya art is always kino.
Anonymous No.49916457
>>49916315
Excuse me, the DAItengu is on the wrong side of this lineup.
Anonymous No.49916478 >>49920109
The tengu are commies, they will never let westerners (humans) enter their territory
Anonymous No.49916506
Anonymous No.49916749
>>49825408 (OP)
Anonymous No.49920109
>>49916478
They don't just LET humans into their territory, they pick them out themselves.
How else do you think they would reproduce?
Anonymous No.49921480 >>49926494 >>49930451
Anonymous No.49926494
>>49921480
aya and hatate aint that big
Anonymous No.49930040 >>49930437 >>49930497
>>49825408 (OP)
>Youkai Mountain
But I'm not a Youkai through
Anonymous No.49930437
>>49930040
Your children will be though
Anonymous No.49930451
>>49921480
So THIS is why the printer crows make so much money "touching up" photos
Anonymous No.49930497 >>49930606
>>49930040
It's just a small fee for humans.
Anonymous No.49930606
>>49930497
The fee is your penis and your semen, in that order.
Anonymous No.49933589 >>49934195
die you rapist birds!
Anonymous No.49934195
>>49933589
you gotta get more specific than that Anon.
Anonymous No.49934383 >>49934401
live you consensual sex birds!
Anonymous No.49934401 >>49934419
>>49934383
i though this was a tengu thread!?!?
Anonymous No.49934419
>>49934401
lot of rumours about tengu but only a few are true
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Anonymous No.49940004
Don't fall for tengu propaganda there is nothing fun about being a house-husband to your beautiful tengu wife, making love to her every evening, and taking care of her.
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Anonymous No.49940358 >>49941036
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Anonymous No.49940707 >>49940981 >>49941000
megumu-sama went up lots of positions on the latest poll!
I hope she is in a good mood this weekend!
Anonymous No.49940981
>>49940707
what was up with that, anyway? I saw some comments referring to some MMD series I'm not familiar with, is that why?
Anonymous No.49941000 >>49941011
>>49940707
what about the other tengu?
Anonymous No.49941011 >>49941023 >>49941026
>>49941000
aya went up two spots to 11, tate one spot to 77 and miji dropped two places to 30 (deserved, she should be way lower)
Anonymous No.49941023
>>49941011
This post stinks of bird.
Anonymous No.49941026
>>49941011
so... tate is the least popular tengu? n-no way...
Anonymous No.49941036 >>49941040
>>49940358
This image is doctored and from her procreative "Reporter Lovely" work that Megumu forced her to document. In reality it's human men who date Tengu women, but thats a fact tengu media ignores...
Anonymous No.49941040 >>49941066
>>49941036
Of course human men date tengu women, tengu women are beautiful goddesses and any man would consider himself lucky to be kidnapped by a tengu.
Anonymous No.49941066
>>49941040
As a human male I have to admit this is true, as disclosure i hated Tengu before. However, I started reading more and educating myself via free tengu resources meant to increase the literacy of the village and WOW! I was wrong! The tengu are educated, kind, and though I hated them... well after seeing all my lonely single male friends get snagged but me, I started looking to the mountain for answers...
Anonymous No.49941120
so, you're all "human male", huh?
so, I believe you could provide a picture of your muscle car, as a proof?
Anonymous No.49944483
the raping will continue until morale improves!
Anonymous No.49945396
If you can't bring them to you, bring yourself to them...
Anonymous No.49950148 >>49950465
It's fucking over you birds!
Anonymous No.49950278
tate to the rescue!
Anonymous No.49950465 >>49950468
>>49950148
Fact check: False.
Anonymous No.49950468
>>49950465
Not the image I intended to upload. Moderators delete this immediately or there will be consequences.
Anonymous No.49950935 >>49953059
Anonymous No.49953059 >>49953375 >>49959867
>>49950935
They shouldn't be that big...
Anonymous No.49953375 >>49960231
>>49953059
It's doctored.
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Anonymous No.49959867
>>49953059
blame the moon
Anonymous No.49960231
>>49953375
We shouldn't have asked Eirin for help