Seafood's back on the menu.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUuD3LMitBo
Still relevant, fishbros. Hope you like blowjobs.

wife leaving the office after work to come home and destroy another bedframe with you

>>49831150
Why not just place the mattress on the floor at that point?

>>49831167
Its about the aesthetics

>>49831218
I have still yet to play unicorn overlord.

Centaurs would make terrible wives. Why would you want your house to smell like a barn?

alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/37486.html

>>49831447
>why would I want my house to smell like straw and fine dust
I mean, a thatched cottage would be nice, with a nice stacked centaur wife.

Barndemenium would be nice too.

>>49831447
I just wanna get cucked by a horse bro

>>49831792
Never ask your centaur wife why she enjoys watching horse racing.

Do we talk about waifus now?

Undead, royal breath!

>>49832058
>>49832121
Breathfren saves the day!

Chapter 3 of Empresses of the Night out
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961/chapters/178521866

Speaking of fanfics I always liked this one.
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12157715/1/Daily-war-with-monster-girls

>>49832175
Nice, I have been thinking of writefagging myself any advice?

>>49832338
open notepad
write words
delete some(most) of them

>>49832338
For getting into writing, I advise not to fret over the mechanics of writing when you're doing it. You're naturally going to doubt if your story is good (this affects other writers, including me), but the important part is to finish the story first. Try to avoid deleting too much words when you're drafting.
When it's done, you can always re-read it and see where you can edit it to be better. I suggest setting a finished story aside for at least 1 week before you re-read it again for edits. This distance helps you see gaps in your writing to revise.
Beyond that, have fun writing for yourself first. It's an outlet for your creativity, and the only eyes reading your first draft is going to be you.

There's a lot more to writing than I can explain, unfortunately. But the most important part is "just write" and read a lot of different stories (this helps with inspiration, creativity, learning new words, etc.). Don't be afraid if you feel like you're riffing off another stories. My older demon story inspired a new writefag to write (their story had a similar premise, but the way they told it is unique to them).

>>49832338
Don't shit your pants.

>>49832338
Write when you have ideas, characters, scenes, anything. Even if they just wind up in twisted piles of notes, you have cool stuff to draw on later.

I find the pile of words is the easy part. Doing all the in-between narrative to weave it all together is the hard part.

Which way, round-ear?

>>49833146
I turn around and go somewhere else
fluffy ears only

>>49833155
ear inspector is a thankless job

>>49833146
left because she can't see where I'm gonna kiss her

>>49833215
those thighs are over the line and kind of unpleasant

>>49832800
I am weak to sneks, especially blonde sneks

>>49833287
what do you think about hebis

>>49833270
dinner sex bath is the correct order of operations

>>49833320
i'd

>>49833326
>i'd
Anon has already been captured by the hebi tribe

>>49833320
I am an enjoyer of all sneks. While my preference may be for blonde snek, I would not reject white snek, or brown snek, or stone snek, or grape snek, or any type of snek.

>>49833332
ORLY?

>>49833321
What about Bath Sex Dinner?

>>49833338
Yes

>>49833320
hebi boner

Consider a card.

>>49833342
if you have sex IN the bath and then resume your bath afterwards that's alright too but bathing and then eating it kind of weird
not sure why but the OOO in my mind finds it disagreeable
Sex Bath Dinner is more agreeable, as is Sex Dinner Bath

>>49833375
>Pick a card, any card...

>>49833375
Only if there are TCG versions for trumparts.

>>49833463
You can find a Trumpart with a cosplay hobby or you can try to convert the Queen of Hearts into a YGO player

>>49833463
>>49833545

There is most certainly a Pharaoh who likes to D-D-Duel!

>>49833457
I choose the Queen of Spades! That sounds pretty dope. Nothing wrong with that card, no sirree!

>>49833545
I guess finding a clubs trumpart willing to do that shouldn't be too hard, or maybe tricking a diamonds one into doing such. I can't wait to gather a whole deck of trumparts that pop into the battlefield when in play.
>convert the Queen of Hearts into a YGO player
Not the game I had in mind, but at least it's marginally better than playing solitaire for years.

big monster butts

>>49833662
Yes.

>>49832338
Accept that when you start, whatever you write probably won't be up to par with what you had in your head. It gets better over time. Keep at it, write scenes and don't get too attached to daily word goals or quotas. Also, shit your pants.

>NEET arachne
>Her home is dirtier than a public dumpster
>Dozens of desiccated corpses of animals she's eaten hanging from webs on the ceiling
>Various web sacs filled with empty pop cans
>Reeks of arachne body odor, piss, and rotting flesh
On the plus side, at least there're no bugs in sight!

gimmie a sloppa request. I'm bored

>>49833835
Imp getting lewded

>>49831792
>I just wanna get cucked by a horse bro
This, but unironically.

>>49833835
hebi getting gangbanged

>>49833986
Really hard to get an angle that worked for 3+ people with a snek woman

https://files.catbox.moe/b3hb2q.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3y09r0.png

Hebi a cute tho. Haven't played around with her with AI before

https://files.catbox.moe/8dd6z3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1qofra.png

>>49834056
Based

>49834056
>49834091
>A hebi, of all mamono, getting gangbanged
>Someone calls that based
Maou, send a cleansing fire to this place. It needs one.

>>49834490
Cry about it, capycuck.

>>49833835
Demon getting blacked

>>49832338
Don't follow MGE's rules, could never write something interesting with it. We don't need more aposicle slop here.

>>49834490
Why the fuck are you still here in the sewage thread.

>>49834490
listen up, chud... things are gonna be different around here from now on. Everything you thought you knew is now gone

>You live in Winterstown
>Naturally run hot
>There's a family of Apopsicles who live in your neighborhood
>Their daughters can sense your heat signature
>Always want to hang out near you, bundled up in a half-dozen layers
>Never did make sense how their mom ended up here.
>Even more confusing now that she's got a bunch of equally cold-sensitive kids

>>49834535
I will fuck her mom and turn her dad into my boyslut with a tight bussy

>>49834516
>It's actually humans getting BLUE'd

>shhhhhh anon it's ok... you can drink all the sloppa you want
>It will be our little secret. no one has to know

https://files.catbox.moe/box3qm.png

>>49833835
Salamander getting bred while playing videogames.
>A loss is a loss after all

>>49834607
https://files.catbox.moe/6ik1vu.png

>>49834687
>Behold! The morden Salamander!
Is online gaming basically seep dating for them?

>>49834490
Honestly, if there's any mamono that would cheat on someone, it'd be hebi. Even more so then any type of centaur.

The scent of a young kiki's mouth is intoxicating and revitalizing!

>>49834599
I will drink Ms. Holst's sloppa, and I WILL be happy!

REMINDER:

1. The off topic image spammer
2. The furfaggot
3. This scat and vore tard >>49834808 >>49832121
4. The subhuman vermin spamming NTR and other retarded shit
5. The janitor that was in charge of /jp/ between early 2023 until the 4chan hack, that was intentionally helping them spam and raid /mgt/

Are all members from a /trash/ raid discord that has literal CP posters in it. All of them have 3D cheese pizza.

>>49834687
>Beat Salamander in game
>She lets you fuck her
>Keep playing while fucking her
>She's cumming to much to even play properly
>She gets hornier and hornier the more you beat her
And this is why I love all lizard girl types.

you WILL eat the kwama eggs
you WILL breathe ashstorms
you WILL spend all day cursing false gods

>>49835101
>This is an actual NPC in the game, ahoge and everything
Uh

>>49834490
>He doesn't know about the gangbang potion
Vtumor tourists are truly a plague.

>>49834056
>snek anal
It's weird to see. The position doesn't look natural.

>>49834056
can you improve anal sex with sneks?

Do you think MGE would be improved if mamono also forced men into monogamy?

>>49835618
no

Holy cow!

>>49835624
Why? I think it would add some stakes for men and more general equality. Exceptions could exist, of course. Like khepri.

>>49835634
too limiting for the escapist fantasy. you're already having to back in exceptions

>>49835641
The exceptions are for the monster girls to make it more fun because it fits with their fantasy and variety is a good thing. Since it would add options for men to pursue harems and stakes to avoid the other girls before they reach them.

>>49835650
your approach is all jacked up. what "stakes"?
monsters are very supportive of romantic endeavors. if your heart is set on something, they'll respect it if not outright aid you

>>49835675
Temptation, very forceful flirting, who knows? The point is some danger and equality to the world. They are as dangerous to you as you are to them, in terms of locking you in as a mate.

>>49835700
I agree with this sentiment, and I prefer my monstergirl settings to have it, but that's not MGE. For those, just use MGE for what it is, a sexy monster manual. And just like running your own campaign in a game, modify the stuff from the manual how you see fit.

>>49834596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

I’m gonna find a way to make myself maximally unappealing to hebis. No reason in particular, just feel like dabbing in their general direction.

>>49835772
walk around with your bicorn dakimakura

>>49835675
Lol, lmao even, they will rape you and you will learn to like it, fuck off fr*g and your retarded fate cope

>>49835903
if you got to shadowbox at least aim better

>>49835913
NTA but the french subhuman is still not ban on capy and is strong nuisance, do something for fuck sake.

>>49835990
>is still not ban
Good morning saar

>>49835990
Breathbro also posts there. Crazy world.

>>49836077
I'm not Indian and I'm whiter than any fr*g
>>49836135
Breath guy is not much of a pest and he's not from a subhuman country so I don't mind.

>>49836162
why are birds like this?

>>49836236
it's a dry heat

What elf magic is this?

>>49832175
Pretty good so far

>>49836301
man
they really do just wanna make beauty illegal

>>49836521
She looks like she needs a jar of peanut butter

>>49836539
Offering a jar of peanut butter is essentially the same as proposing to her with a ring.

>>49836443
That's cute. Reminds me of interviews with monster girls. Which might be the only setting that tried to have monster girls completely in the modern world and integrated.

I love how the fandom memed the Rata messengers into mail and news squirrels.

>>49836848
I think we'll manage to meme more shit soon now that anons are getting more relaxed.

Almost the entire thread is nothing but off topic spam, discord raiding and troll posts. Yet the only post in the entire thread that has been deleted was
>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49831076#p49831494

Since we apparently have moderation here, why aren't objectively rule-breaking posts being deleted?
Why have the same /trash/ discord raiders been allowed to constantly break numerous 4chan global rules here for the past 2 years and 8 months?

>marry the plague girl
>turn into a nurgle looking demon
>she goes on to all her friends about how cute and kawaii you are as you drip icky bodily fluids onto the floor
>calls your genital warts pleasure bumps and compliments your textured dick

>>49837116
you already know the answer

>>49837116
Don't advertise your site here?

>>49836521
Dog girls before and after you call her a "good girl".

>>49831248
>>49831167
>>49831150
Collapsible bed frame
Just use hydraulics

>>49833146
Both eye and mouth veil

>>49837258
She likes to hear that *CRUNCH* when the frame finally relents and breaks though.

>>49837264
An expensive hobby.

>>49837270
Hobby?!

>>49837322
It's clear this Anon knows NOTHING about Ushis.

>>49837374
i would study ushi ecology

>>49837374
>It's clear this Anon knows NOTHING about Ushis.
How fucking dare you utter such a thing

>>49837381
>>49837322
She's craves the BBC

>>49837418
She's a big Doctor Who fan.

>>49837418
is british TV really that good?

>>49836860
>Estimated +12% in marriages with automatons
They're treating the dating pool and marriage statistics like a stock market nowadays, huh?

>>49837434
Mamono go nuts for the BBC. No ads and unbiased news coverage.

>>49837418
She hates the murder mysteries. She likes puzzles and all, but who in their right mind would murder their husband?

>>49837617
>unbiased
You've been to wonderland far too much

Here you go anons. A quick old cat before bed.

>49837944
You shouldn't have. Seriously--should not have.

!!

>>49838332
there's my wife!

So, would you kiss a monstergirl?

>>49838429
yeah

>>49838429
You are implying she doesn't try to kiss me first. What shy creature is this?

>>49838429
yes
on the lips
on the nose
on the ear
on the tummy
on the cheeks

>>49838437
Many mamono are shy! Especially kuuderes.

>>49838429
Is she a Trumpart? Then yes

>>49838448
I want to kiss a Griffon and steal her treasure.

>>49838429
My Lilim waifu always makes me kiss her when we make love because she thinks that's how you get pregnant.

>>49838429
no, that would be way too scary

>>49838429
Bro, I'd literally let her eat me alive

>>49838429
yeah

>>49838429
maybe on the forehead

>>49838567
That savory greeting? Dead bird.

>>49838429
Wood I

fox girls make the best mothers

>>49838574
that sounds like something a fox would say
I'm onto you...

Everyone knows that Danukis make the breast mothers.

Reminder

>>49838582
>Breath mothers
Fixed that for you!

>>49838583

>>49838582
those ones are even worse
the only good mothers you can find in zipangu are oni and cats

>>49838583
so if i wife up a kitsune, I'm gonna come home one day and catch her piddling on the floor boards?

>>49834516
she not happi

Each mamono encounters and decide they want an Anon who they find is deeply into NTR and can't quite fathom being liked for himself. How do they heal him? What methods does each species use? Who has the easiest time of it, and who the hardest?

Gonna turn my demonic monster wife into a good, faithful, kind, christian wife and mother!

>>49838680
I wanna grab her horns and molest her ears while we kiss and hug

>>49838429
Yes
Especially ones with long tongues

>>49838952
That's a big tail!

>>49838961
perfect for grabin'

Gonna ask out a fancy wight to a date and take her to Sonic, wish me luck

Deems have a high body temperature. Don't ask me how I know; I just do.

>>49839026
alas anon, she's too smitten with you and instead is quite happy to spend time with you

>>49839026
>Picks up hot dog
>"Ughh, what is this?!"
>"Where's the waiter?"
>Look of horror when the food is brought to you in a paper bag
>"Where's the silverware?"
>"No plate?"
>"I wouldn't even feed this bread to dying dog. If you can even call this bread..."
>Physically has to gather the courage to taste the food"
>Spits it out
>"This tastes like the chemical they embalmed me with."
>"Disgusting..."
>Looks over to you
>"And you actually like this?!" she asks with a genuine look of disgust and bewilderment

Should I find a new lawyer? I think mine is being very unprofessional. Her dress code is atrocious, and her behaviour is simply unacceptable.

Whenever I visit her office to sign ownership of some property over to a buyer, she watches me obsessively whenever I do it. It's especially bad when I sign my name. With every stroke of the pen, she quivers a tiny bit and makes a little squeak of excitement.

I think I'll try Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill down the street.