Thread 49851584

Which 2hus would make good mothers?

Iku my stay-at-home wife

>>49851601
Canon momhu

>>49851584 (OP)
Wriggle is the father thats why kids have green hair.

>>49851715
Same with Toyohime

>>49851756
Yuuka stop posting on the jay and try to get into the next Touhou game.

>>49851770
She can't be in the next Touhou game. She's a stay-at-home mom now.

Motherhood would probably get her to mature a bit

Obviously my wife Ran-shama is perfectly fit for motherhood. She will give me at least a dozen litters of half-human half-kitsune offspring

>>49851790
She's an aristocratic lady, raising her own children is beneath her. Sakuya will probably do a good job raising them though.

>>49851790
lol this brat can't even wipe her own ass let alone be a mother

Making babies with Sakuya-Chan!

Imagine getting grabbed by a hag youkai only to turn her into a loving mother who cries when her baby does literally anything

Canon mother and father.

suwako's descendants are fairly normal in touhou standards, i'd said shes probably the best pick

>>49851715
Not anymore

>>49851778
HOLY SAG

In theory she would make a good mother, in reality she is just going to leave you as a single parent

>>49851790
lorewise vampires cannot mature at all, a curse derived of their species or something like that

>>49853386
Miracles happen all the time in Gensokyo, I can see the dead being able to produce life

>>49852180
prior gensokyo, she was pretty much a deadbeat mom not even lifting a finger to avoid death, with sanae not even knowing about her. in present times, she seems to love sanae to bits, however

>>49851584 (OP)
The one that doesn't ask for child support.

>>49853403
who said nothing about pregnancy, i said that remilia maturing at this point is pretty much impossible. becoming a vampire makes you unable to grow up, and not just physically

>>49853411
In my headcanon futa suwako knocked up Sanae's great, great, great, great, great grandmother

Candidate for the absolute worst mother in Gensokyo, however she is almost guaranteed to get pregnant. Probably would scam the kid off on some random human villager

>>49853421
>At the beginning of the god's manifestation, he took off his robe, put them on an eight year old boy, and dubbed him 'great priest' (Ōhōri). The god declared, "I do not have a body and so make this priest (hōri) my body."
according to this legend, the first priest of moriya, from whom all the moriyas descend from, was a young kid, so its pretty much confirmed that suwako likes them young, very

>>49853477
So that's where Sanae got it from

>>49853557
heh

>>49852640
saggers?

>>49853414
Based deadbeat dad

>>49853452
She wont escape me
She will do her responsibility as a mother

Very strict mother but the children would turn out well. Kids are guaranteed to be home schooled

>>49854630
Anon, she can't even keep her own "subordinates" in check. Not to forget her crippling fear of death and envy of youth. She'd be a negligent mother at best, postnatally filicidal at worst.

>>49854630
Is she even allowed to have kids let alone carnal relations?

>>49854779
Anon, nuns aren't exactly allowed to become deathless, ageless, youkai. So I think we're quite past that.

>>49854734
>she can't even keep her own subordinates in check
Huh? They're pretty well-behaved. Especially compared to their Taoist counterparts.

>>49854892
Mamizou (who would probably make a better father than mother) pulls the most shit but she's really only loosely associated with the temple at this point

>>49854929
I always got the impression that she was Nue's friend but not really associated with the temple otherwise.

>>49851584 (OP)
The wolf will give you many strong sons

I don't think somebody who would let her son marry her own sister could be classified as a good mother

>>49856655
Would she eat her kids?

>>49856658
no, she's pretty reasonable when she's not oiled up

>>49856658
she'd "eat" them

>>49856655
>>49856660
Goat would genuinely be a really good mom
She's smart, runs an organization, and know how to talk things out which puts her leagues ahead of most 2hu

>>49856632
Incest mom

>>49853421
It's more like Suwako impregnated herself with shota semen

>>49856946
Just need someone brave enough to knock her up

>>49853477
that's for takeminakata (who is kanako) and is essentially just using that guy's body to enact his will on earth, not making kids with him, the boy's name is arikazu, and the suwa clan is technically descended from takeminakata because he is that god in the flesh
moreya (suwako) is said to be the ancestor of the moriya clan but there's no info on who the actual first member who had sex with the god is, these guys are also related to the mononobe clan which has a famous member named "mononobe no moriya"

>>49854892
>They're pretty well-behaved.
Not according to the Symposium.
>Especially compared to their Taoist counterparts.
Huh? Tojiko is hardly mentioned let alone seen, Miko is too politic to cause a scene, and Futo only causes trouble for Myourenji, and even that is a rare occasion.

>>49857180
this is so damn confusing, but thanks for the clarification
>these guys are also related to the mononobe clan which has a famous member named "mononobe no moriya"
here comes the fancanon of Futo being Sanae's (distant) aunt or something

>>49857220
Isn't there somebody you're forgetting?

>>49857220
>Not according to the Symposium.
You trust the writings of that undying shill?

>>49859614
Read the goddamn book, already! It's not Akyuu that talks about this!
>>49859608
She's even less affiliated with the Taoist group than Nue is with the Buddhists.

>>49854779
She's not exactly a shining example of Buddhism and would be completely alien and strange to most major sects of Buddhism anyways, she's essentially a farce, but she does seemingly follow her own tenets so I assume she wouldn't even if she could

>>49859654
>Read the goddamn book, already!
I'd sooner go through a hundred issues of the Bunbunmaru. At least Aya (sometimes) tells you when she's lying.
>It's not Akyuu that talks about this!
Let me guess, her trusty sources happen to be Taoist-affiliated?

>>49859661
having a bunch of happy half-youkai running around would support her goals of harmony
i don't think it can be entirely ruled out

>>49859614
>You trust the writings of that undying shill?

>>49859672
pretty sure he's referring to the fact that the book is a transcript of a group conversation between Byakuren, Miko, and Kanako (and Marisa I think)

>>49859672
>lying
Anon, Byakuren doesn't even disagree with that assessment. She just asks others to ignore it.
>Taoist-affiliated
No. Read the book.

>>49859706
Bah, I've heard enough. Brainwashed too hard by the Yakumo lapdog.

>>49859742
Why are Byakuren fans like this?

>>49859744
Buddhism is a highly effective way to control the hearts and minds of people; they'll accept anything you say, even if it's against their own best interests and the truth is staring them right in their faces.

>>49859672
Akyuu is... cute.

>>49862744
Too bad she is destined to die so young, she would have made a great mother

>>49859898
Would Byakuren be offended if she knew I was attracted to her for her most evil qualities?