Thread 49871142

lol

lmao

>>49871142 (OP)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Death to Moonies.

Requesting an image of Toyohime drinking (you)r tears

>>49871142 (OP)
I feel a mix of surprised and smug

What do you think about Touhou 20 stage 5 boss?

this is one of the funniest things ZUN could've done bar actually putting Mima in.

People are saying the story of 20 is that the Lunarians made fake AI characters to lure the incident resolvers to kill the final boss. The first four bosses aren't real and only think they're real.

*breaks your bones*

Reminder she married her son off to her sister

>>49871264
That would explain why their designs stink but the idea of a game's cast being made up of AI-designed characters and the Watatsukis feels a little insulting.

>>49871264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4

Lunarians must be genocided

Moon colony now

Self replicating AIs on the moon NOW!

>>49871142 (OP)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>49871264
I really hope that's not the case because that would REALLY suck

won

>>49871199
Surely given the theme of the game, you'll find it fitting

>>49871142 (OP)
It's insane that the Watatsuki sisters are two for two when it comes to starring in bad official works. Many things wrong about modern touhou plots and antagonists can be traced back to them.

>>49871804
seethe

>>49871142 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NMP6IGJXG3o

>>49871142 (OP)
I hope this means we get more porn of the moon MILF.

>"Hey stupid earthling, go solve my problems again while I get fucked by my husband, k thx."
Is this tl accurate? Seems kinda harsh.

>>49871142 (OP)
moon yukari

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.

After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, . The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>>49871142 (OP)
Remember when ZUN was shilling the moonbitches by saying they are too strong to be in the games and that the player needs to be able to actually win so he can not put them in any games? Lunarians are washed up. They are old news. Can't even beat a single fairy now. Powercrept out of their special status. Can't even be a final boss in a game.

>>49872145
>they are too strong to be in the games and that the player needs to be able to actually win so he can not put them in any games
isn't the point of spellcards to be fair for everyone anyway?

>>49872149
Not if you are a super special lunarian.

彼女はチートキャラですからね。あれは科学力ではなくて純粋に彼女の能力なんです。降ろす神様が強い分だけ強くなれる。強すぎて漫画じゃないと出せませんね。ゲームはどんなボスでも倒せなきゃいけませんから。ゲームだからこそのキャラクターの制限ですね。


That's because she's a cheater. Her abilities are not grounded on science in the least. The stronger the Kami she invokes, the stronger she becomes. She's so strong, I could only get away with putting her in a comic, because you need to be able to defeat all of the bosses in the games and all. That's why I have to limit her appearances.

>>49872145
Total Lunarian Death
Bless Junko

ZUN validating Grimsokyo fags and Lunarian haters by recreating MGS2 is some true 4D chess move. I fucking kneel

5th stage boss, AKA the heroine Lunarian, is stronger than the 6th and EX boss. So say the Japanese players. Therefore, the Lunarian superiority under Lord Tsukuyomi truly remains steadfast and strong.
ZUN maintains that Yorihime, responsible for overseeing militant matters, cannot in any way be involved in game as just the very possibility of anyone beating her is entirely, absolutely inconceivable, with only Reimu being able to nudge her just a bit before facing overwhelming loss.
Toyohime was therefore opted, and although specialized in strategic and logistic support, she alone is enough to singlehandedly overwhelm every Gensokyo character. In fact, you don't even 'win' against her, she 'allows' you to get by, having entertained her enough.

>>49871142 (OP)
Eww, Moon Yukari!

>>49872257
Fancy words but we all know that lunarians are scared of Reimu after what she did to Okina and Sagume. It's all fucking tricks to deceive them into thinking that Yorihime stands a chance against current gensokyo and prevent them from invading just like before.

That said, the Lunarians will fucking fall

>>49871292
They are corrupted by the sheer number of discarded AI gen product flooded into Gensokyo, every second humanity is throwing away billions of AI image into the land of the forgotten

Please god let there be a reference to Yorihime's nephew husband somewhere in the game. It'd so fucking funny watching the normalfag sector of the fandom getting exposed to the based parts of the lore.

>>49872305
Whether trick or no, whether strong or not, the Lunarians keep winning and that'll basically never change.
Junko was the only chance and it failed. Terribly.
Worse yet, with Eirin & Co. already inside Gensokyo and what with them still harboring pride for their homeland and culture, you can't ever get ahead of them. They'll know what you're up to, share it with their kin, and shut it down with their superior ability.
Lunarians are above everyone and everything. Really, the power of Tsukuyomi holds reign over everything, and we're slaves left alive only by his mercy, just as the rabbits under his kingdom.
Even Yukari lost and was forced to kneel.

Meanwhile the princesses continue living a pampered peach eating happy life, enjoying beautiful marriages, taking it all easy, while Gensokyo is terrorized and splintered repeatedly by 'incident' after incident, all which probably are machinations of the superior Lunarians to simply pass time and mock their lesser.
Lunarians are invincible. Lunarians are the celestials gods themselves. Give up, cattle.

>>49872341
The 4th stage boss is a flawless example of an idiot manipulated by Lunarians and expertly exploited by their superior ability... Good reference, ZUN.

>>49872341
Bunny hands wrote this post

HATE MOONERS
Simple as

OH HELL YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOONIES ENJOYERS ARE SO GODDAMN BACK!!!!!

>>49872341
Seems like Lunarians can only interact with others through conflict. Are they really that superior if that's the case? Having to wield their sword each time they need something, unable to call for a helping hand or even a bit of sympathy.
Even if Gensokyo is far from perfect it doesn't have to use such silly methods in order to get something done. They can be straight about it without having to hide their intentions in the way Lunarians do.

How many enemies do they have now? How many will they get in the upcoming years. A simply fairy can terrorize the shit out of the "superior" race. Junko failed but she proved that Lunarians are far from being invincible. It just take a powerful entity on a bad day to make the whole moon city shit itself. Imagine how it will once a few more decide to join.

>>49871142 (OP)
Toyo! Face it Earth losers. The Moon's where it's at.

>>49872341
Lunarians... manipulated and controlled idiots across the world of Gensokyo, spread internal schisms, fed deceit and lies, then went away laughing, having robbed them completely of everything in life.
They reduced a deity to nothing but a maddening beast who couldn't distinguish between black and white, left and right, and transformed her to one who sought only destruction, targeting all but the primary culprit.
Lunarians, indeed, can be likened to certain groups.... as well their target of enmity.
It is important we keep in mind that these same Lunarians possess power greater than all others and are of such strength that no Gensokyokian can hope to rival..

Neither the esteemed heroines Marisa and Reimu, nor Yukari or Suika, could ever hope to rival them...
We must remember, likewise, that the Lunarians have a home base in Gensokyo itself, camped by Eirin, who herself has transformed the denizens of Gensokyo to be dependent on her 'medicine'...

No matter how hard (the) Gensokyokians try, against the superiority of Lunarians, their spirit is broken, their efforts transformed to naught, and accordingly can hope only to distance themselves from them...
Certainly, the Lunarians play everyone and every side and every race and every creation like fools. Exploiting, rejecting, slaughtering, whilst their own empire remains clean and 'pure' forevermore...

As Eirin once stated, the best agent is one none the wiser of her own imbecility. Feed her direction, and let herself believe it fully, for only then in turn will she espouse its content, fulfilling the eternal ouroboros. Feed... feed her lies, for which then she'll create her own derivative, convinced of its veracity, and which then will infect the collective brains of these peoples..

The more I learn about Lunarians, the more I'm disgusted. I was disgusted when I saw Eirin threatening Patchouli that one time, I'm disgusted even more now.
I hope Gensokyo is freed of their evil someday. I'm sure even the outside outer world at large was reduced to its sickening, pessimistic and bleak state thanks to them, with all peoples everywhere in the planet affected one way or another, as (they) the Lunarians enjoyed endless material wealth.
They are the enemy of all.
Junko was right to desire their end.

>>49871142 (OP)
Her sister is better.

>>49871142 (OP)
Where's her sister?

>>49872537
at home getting mating pressed by her sister's son

>>49872430
Only Gensokyoians?

>>49871142 (OP)
Die, moonie scum!!!

>>49872341
t. Moon Rabbit Propaganda Department.
You'll get what's coming to you soon enough, bitch.

Are you ready to die for the greater Moon Empire? Buckle up. Conscription is coming for mudwalkers.

Used and dried up moonhag

>>49871142 (OP)
>Moon Sues
Yawn. Next game, please.

Can moon cuties stop winning so much?

>>49872643
What would Reimu pick? Helios, Illuminati, or Bomb?

>>49872430
This is a pretty hot fantasy, desu. I already have a girl I love so I can't submit to the Lunarian New World Order (LNWO), but I would fully indulge it otherwise.

It's like you're mixing that funny demoralization and propaganda retarded jews do with niggers, (except Lunarians aren't pathetic enough to deflect the hate of their actually factual riches, monopolies, pharmaceutical/drug/war financing mafias and everything related to the corruption of systems and inviduals they practice themeselves to another race with a convenient religion centered around submission and conquering, and to push the sexual dominance aspect to them because they can't handle it themselves) and their actual attempts at exploiting countries and races that aren't themselves, except Lunarians wouldn't intentionally sabotage us so we are only capable of producing and consuming by destroying any uplifting culture with values and making society a parody of itself, where only the most manipulable and lacking ethicals members are picked outside of wageslavery. I mean, even in dystopian scenarios where the Lunar Capital controls the resources of multiple universes as vessels and are able to police thoughts, I can't imagine them staging movements that steal Human Rights for decades, where they target individuals, and intentionally try to erase anyone that simply fights their decadences without necessarily going for the root itself.

As I said, it's still a pretty hot fantasy, desu. Being absorbed into the collective Lunarian, but forever a submissive race to be used only in wars or as battery for their flawless society structure. Fuck, my impurity is mounting.....

Day of the grilled rabbit when?

>>49872341
>Junko was the only chance and it failed. Terribly.
Junko was not the first threat the Lunarians had faced and she won't be the last

The threats will just keep escalating: first the Apollo astronauts, then Junko, soon it will be someone even more powerful than her, and it will keep going from there until the Lunarian civilisation is either totally wiped out or forced to run away to a different world entirely

The moon is the collective property of the entire human race, not a small gang of snobbish elitists who control one small patch of dirt and think that gives that gives them ownership over the whole thing

Fuck moonies

>>49872646
I like that name for them

>>49871142 (OP)
My cute mom who wants me to fuck her sister!

>>49872722
>first the Apollo astronauts
Please, we're not discussing fiction in this thread, only actual canon

>>49872735
>doubting the heroic anti-lunarian efforts of some of Earth's finest soldiers
Buzz Aldrin once punched a guy for saying shit like that

This thread seems to have become somewhat conspiratorial and rather dangerous. Boss man needs to shut it down.

>>49872754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>>49871142 (OP)
Moon NTR?

The lunarian cries out in pain as she strikes (You)

Reminder Tewi is planning a massive rebellion against Lunarians through the moon rabbits in order to liberate Daikoku from his seal.

>>49872537
Running a brothel in youkai mountain.

I see no yorihime though, I wonder when will she be in turn used for a touhou game.

Why were there soiled tatamis in the tunnels underneath the Human Village?

>>49872844
>chinese jews
How horrifying.

The Lunarians will always tell you what happened to them, but never why.

If it's a group of humans, it's a gang; if it's a group of youkai, it's a mob; if it's a group of lunarians, it's a coincidence.

>>49873215
>it's a coincidence
And we should never talk about it.

>>49871142 (OP)
Around lunarians never relarians

Why does every youkai sage have to go to the Lunar Capital and kiss the wall of the Dragon Palace?

The lunarians got kicked out of 109 different realms, but somehow it was never their fault.

>>49871142 (OP)
I bomb every spell from this bitch and I don't even feel bad about it.

WHAT WE HAVE UNDER LORD TSUKUYOMI. WHAT WE GAINED.

1. STYROFOAM IS MADE FROM RICE FLOUR. IT IS POSSIBLE TO FEED NESTLINGS WITH IT.

2. FORCE OF GRAVITY IS WEAKER BY 90 PERCENT. RABBITS LEAP INTO ORBIT FROM RUNNING START.

3. RABBIT LIVES ON AVERAGE 15,000-19,000 YEARS. DISEASES DO NOT EXIST EXCEPT MOCHI POUNDING CALLUSES.

4. IF YOU TRIP AND FALL ON STREET - PRINCESSES RUN UP, SHOVE MONEY IN POCKET, KISS ON FOREHEAD, OFFER TO FEED PEACHES, TO ADOPT.

5. CORMORANTS AND HERONS FLY STRAIGHT INTO FRYING PAN.
YOU BUY MOCHI - THEY PAY YOU EXTRA MONEY.
IT IS SCARY TO APPROACH TREES: PEACHES DIVEBOMB INTO BASKET.

6. ANYONE WILL TELL: RABBITS WAKE UP AT NIGHT FROM HAPPY KIND LAUGHTER. IN MORNING EVERYONE POURS THEMSELVES WITH PURIFIED WATER FROM BUCKET.

7. TERM OF INCUBATION IS 4.5 DAYS. NESTLINGS ARE RELEASED AT 12-15 KILOGRAMS WITH STIFF EARS AND BRIGHT RED EYES AND STRONG-WILLED SMART FACES - IMMEDIATELY ASKED TO GO TO DEFENCE CORPS.

8. WATER IN SEAS IS SWEET LIKE NIGORI. AND OCEAN CONSISTS OF KOSHU.

9. AT NIGHT IT IS MINUS THREE HUNDRED, EVERYONE WALKS AROUND ROSY-CHEEKED.

10. TEA LEAVES GROW ON ROADSIDE SIZE OF HAT. TEACUPS ARE SIZE OF POT, POT SIZE OF KETTLE, AND KETTLE LIKE FURNACE, AND IN STREETS RABBITS PLAY SHOGI BY YAGOKORO METHOD - CHECKMATE WITH HORSE ON FIRST MOVE!

Is this really what you want, Anon?

>>49873699
Vile lunarian

I trust necromancers more than them

You don't understand, the data from the pyramid was promised to the Moon 3 billion years ago.

Slut

"Tocchan, for 5 minutes... Can you stop calling me for help and get shit done by yourself? I already have Kaguya who yell for me... No, I won't lend you Reisen. You can use these humans if you want, they have plot armour heavier than Tewi's attitude when she's in bad mood. But please, leave me alone... No wonder why I left this damn capital, I feel like the Medic from Kaguya's game; Always carrying everything on my back and not a single thanks... I swear, I'm gonna give my soul to Tzeentch so he can plan all of this for me."

I WANT TO COLLECT TOYOHIME'S FALLEN TEETH

>>49873896
Eirinmom would never say this to her daughter

Say NO to garbage Lunarian misinformation. Always have your news fact checked by honest Tengu.

currently laughing my ass off at the google translation of toyohime's dialogue

>>49873990
Needs the smug in-game sprite along with the text box

>>49873974
Isn't it weird? Every time something happens to the lunarians, the tengu news use words like "killed" or "slaughtered" but when it's humans or youkai, they use passive words like "impacted" or "died"...
Really makes you think.

>>49873918
Her daughter is Reisen.

>>49873990
That's about the same quality as the old EoSD translation that used to be on the wikis.

Any chance we could get /pol/tourists to stop using the new game as an excuse to spew their offboard bullshit?
It's not very ``𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘶 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦''

>>49873699
Nah. I want her true form.

>>49874673
You've been trying to ban all mentions of genociderael and people outing you for your shitty edits of 2hus since the site went down the last time, and now you can't do anything about it because the way (((your people))) act doesn't even come close to a flanderized and petaevil view of the lunarians. It's hilarious!

What are the best slurs to let lunarians know that they are not welcome on earth?

Lunarians have messed with Gensokyo / tried to get Gensokyo to solve their problems for the last time

Moon colonization now. With extra kegare.

Reminder that moonies colonized the earth millennia ago so technically Earth is their property.

>>49875231
Moonies are originally from Earth, actually.

Aren't Lunarians Celestials who left Heaven in order to make their own version at the Moon?

>>49875253
The Lunarians come from Takamagahara as mentioned in Yuiman's backstory. Which is probably a place in Tenkai, the celestial world, but celestial as we know them come from Bhavaagra.
Anyways, they then descended to earth and took it over from the earthly gods, before then moving to the moon.

uhh guys? whats this?

>>49875372
You have to put a prayer, seven peaches, and a photo of your penis in a capsule and throw it very hard to the sky during a full moon to get rid of that message.

Most Lunarians are basically just ordinary humans from Earth who removed all (or the vast majority of) their kegare and larp as ancient celestial gods (some of them actually are gods, but are still ultimately from Earth)

They're not superior beings at all, they're just pretentious

>>49875659
All the Lunarians we meet, except for maybe Kaguya are gods.

>>49871990
That's the problem with machine translations, it misses out on a lot of the subtleties. It's closer to something like
>"Hey stupid earthling, go solve my problems again while I get impregnated by my human husband so I can give him more half-breed daughters, k thx."

Lunarians purified themselves (UNSUCCESSFULLY) and went to the moon from Earth

They turned Kegare from a physical thing into a morality/honor thing and got mad at Eirin for fixing their failed attempt at eternity by removal of it with the Hourai Elixir

The worst beings in the series

>>49875659
Lunarians are superior to humans in every single aspect. Beside being the strong(est), they're white, pure and have the biggest dicks.

>>49875809
Then how come Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong went to town on them

>>49875833
Their graves on the moon say otherwise.

>>49874841
Pasteurized

>>49875809
>t. moon rabbit intern
Tell your princesses that I am coming for them next.

>>49875809
Nephew-kun... stop being in denial about your half-breed status...

>>49875809
Oh well, in that case, I dare them to pat this cute little fairy on the head.
Surely that wouldn't be a challenge to the strongest, right?

>>49873612
best one so far

>>49875417
That's roughly how Ame no Wakahiko died

>>49875809
Get off the internet, Toyohime

>>49875953
How can you be half breed if you're conceived by the purest lifeform(s)?

>>49876399
The same way a black woman have a baby with a white man, duh.

>>49872722
Junko can simply "purify" them from their right of existing, or "purify" the Hourai Elixir to turn it into genetical bioweapon aimed toward Luniggs

Will koishi komeiji heart throbbing adventure make a return after this game

>>49874841
Lunignogs
Mooncoons

Watablum
Watawitz
Wataberf
Watastein

>>49876566
*Wataberg
The moonies tried to manipulate me

Did you know that "moonies" is short for moon cuties?

>>49876576
I thought it was short for mooniggers

That was so bad even Junko went dry.

>>49876399
The same way a life can be born in a place where there isn't supposed to be any life.

>>49871142 (OP)
Touhou is healing

>>49876598
Speaking from experience?

What's written in Toyo's "Early life" section?

How to cope with living in a reality where Toyo will never brutally beat you up

Despite making up 13% of population outside the Outside World, the moonies are responsible for 50% of incidents!

>>49876608
What is that supposed to mean? I was pointing out how Toyohime having a son goes against the moon's doctrine of avoiding kegare.

"Tasty are the peaches from an earthling's plate" — ancient Lunarian proverb

>>49876652
>having a son goes against the moon's doctrine of avoiding kegare.
Quite the opposite. If both parties are pure then the son ends up pure too. Unless you meant the incest part of it but even then there are no "defects" created from same lineage procreation (for lunarians that is).

>>49876672
>there are no "defects" created from same lineage procreation (for lunarians
Because they're already inbred.

>>49876700
And that's a good thing!(for lunarians only) And a pure thing. (for lunarians only)

>>49876672
NTA, but by avoiding Kegare, it means avoiding life and death in any way. That's why the moon is all about maintaining stillness and stuff. So no babies at all.
It doesn't matter if the child has pure pedigree which he doesn't. Everyone knows Toyohime's husband is an impure hunter earthling.

>>49876821
I am pure tho

>>49872819
More like Mom NTR

ITT: Earthling tears. You are losers, fags.

>>49871264
No, it's just that ZUN is finally proving the Lunarians can create Youkai like they once claimed they did and it'll probably give lorefags an aneurysm.

>>49877911
anon, you're an earthnoid too. Don't act like you're any better than the rest of us.

>>49871142 (OP)
biggest bottler since TH19 (Yachie lost to a dog)

It is a rabbit's duty to die for the Lunar Capital

Remember, it's your job to adopt a rabbit when the moon inevitably falls and all those rabbits need new homes.

Maybe Yukari and the youkai killed quite a lot of lunarians during their invasion of the Moon, but 6 million?

>>49878615
6 million is a lunarian lie it was clearly less than that

>>49879495
Yeah, I think it was 271k tops.

IN, Bougetsushou, LoLK, FW.
With lunarians you win.

>>49880151
>SSiB
>Win

>>49880200
Yukari got her booze, Yorihime got her innocence proved. It's a win-win.

>>49878566
I hope we get more Junko, at least in an ending or something. She’s so fun. Playable Clownpiece maybe?

>>49880200
They got to meet a friendly ghost. I'd say the lunarians won pretty big there.

>>49871287
Are all Lunarians filthy degenerates or is this just a Watatsuki thing?

>>49888939
Ninigi married his cousin (but only the hot one), and his own father came from the union of Amaterasu and Susanoo, so it's clearly not an issue to them.

>>49872643
Used goods always lose.
She finally appeared in a mainline game and she was immediately forgotten for Nareko, Yuiman, Nina, and Iwanaga-hime
When will they learn?

>>49871264
That's completely wrong.

Tocchan bathes in the tears of lesser kami. Sasuga Tocchan!

>>49895933
HI Toyohime, what happened to your husband?

>>49871264
Just /v/ blowing baseless rumors out of proportion.
The dosojin that became Nareko was built and placed there by Chimi, for instance

>>49895933
now i am very angry >:(

>>49895939
Got one look at Toyo's massive sharktits and skedaddled out of there like a true man of culture, as befit of the royal bloodline!

>>49896012
Oh, really? I thought she was still happily married. It's kind of sad that, while her sister is married and has a good family life, Toyohime is all alone. Maybe that's why she is so nice to the rabbits, they're the only family she has left and she doesn't want to lose them too. Poor Toyo...

>>49896012
So that's why Yorihime's husband hasn't run off yet, it's not because of the grooming, it's the fact she's a flattie!

>>49896028
And you know what the worst part is? The Japanese tastes flipped around right as the traitorous princess with the big impure breasts was banished to Earth for becoming slightly more immortal than everyone else.
I heard Toyohime still blames Sagume for all of it.

>>49896012
>>49896028
How much do you think she cried when the only man who ever "loved" her fled in disgust from the sight of her?

>>49896821
She must have zero confidence in herself as a woman, so sad.

>>49896821
Not very much, since she's a yurihu.

>>49896821
Just one or two decades.
She got over it afterwards.

>>49896821
She just had four or five threesomes with her sister and her sister's husband to get over it.

>>49897802 < Junkonian propaganda attempting to paint the Pure and Noble Moon as degenerate
No one's falling for this.

>>49897813
... the moon princess married her nephew.

>>49897841
Having sex with her son is one step too far. That's where the Lunarians draw the line.

>>49871142 (OP)
My second favourite moonie and princess

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They're stealing our men. Why are there only female moon rabbit refugees? We are being replaced. Wake up.

The moment lunarians make contact with me, I'm betraying all of you. I won't be able to resist their superiority and cuteness. They'll have Sagume smile at me and I'll give out all our intel.

>>49872583
I missed you, armstrong poster.

>>49908011
these things happen

>>49908685
/jp/ is healing.

Total moon supremacy

I got spoiled when I was looking for porn and I'm MAD

>>49908011
How are you going to have a healthy relationship with Sagume when you have to beat her up to start speaking normally?

I hope you guys voted for as much Lunarians as possible on this year's poll.

Gas the moonbitches SPACE WAR NOW

>>49912266
shut up cuckquean

Guys
I heard from a reliable source that lunarian women have stinky coochies

>>49912653
Even better

>>49912248
I'm quite knowledgeable about Sagume eye language.

Touhou as a setting is an entire smorgasbord of cute virgin girls.
Why, anon, would you intentionally pick one of the only canonically used goods bitches, one who explicitly has a husband?

>>49915545
For those blessed mature woman enjoyers among the population.

>>49916288
They're the best.

>>49915545
i prefer the eraTW interpretation, where Toyohime once loved a human and Yorihime is a ignorant virgin who has matters of training on the mind rather than love affairs.

>>49921149
Yocchi is married as well though

>>49915545
>canonically used goods
>one who explicitly has a husband?
Proofs?

>>49915545
So is Kanako, and both Junko and Suwako had kids explicitly, yet you don't see people complaining about them.
>>49921248
According to their mythological basis anyway. Same for why Kanako is married. Of course, it's not explicit in canon and you're free to take it how you will.

So why is everyone upset now again?
Is it because they always hated the Watatsukis due to the printworks depicting them as invincible Mary Sues that even the likes of Yukari jobbed to now being in an official game?
Or just plain old moonie hatred?

>>49921537
Those and I assume Moonies not getting comeuppance for their fuckups, like LoLK

>>49921551
Oh yeah, there was that too.
There are few hus who are actively disliked by such a large part of the community as the Watatsuki sisters I have noticed.

>>49921574
I mean, they're disliked by a lot of the characters too.

>>49921586
Lunarians in general are pretty much universally hated by anyone who's not them, so it's really not surprising.

seems like her theme is the one getting all the love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iEKwsjrdgc

>>49921403
>According to their mythological basis anyway. [...] Of course, it's not explicit in canon
No, it's explicitly true in Touhou canon. Eirin explains their relation quite clearly.

>>49921197
not in eraTW as mentioned above, hence the preference despite it not being canon.

>>49921403
>Of course, it's not explicit in canon and you're free to take it how you will.
But it is. Not only is it plainly mentioned that they're married, Yorihime is married to her blood related nephew. This is just casually thrown out there without any follow up. Hands down, weirdest part of the lore.

Sorry for being so sexy~

Mating session with all creatures that live specifically on the Moon

>>49923093
I will forgive you if you get me a date with Kaguya

>>49921537
>>49921551
It's a combination of all these things. They're holier than thou assholes that do objectively terrible things and suffer zero consequences because they keep managing to hide behind the humans that they look down on.
Incidentally I'm under the impression that the hate is mostly on the westoid side. The impression I've gotten is that Japan is indifferent to them.

>>49871142 (OP)
reminder that l*narioid """"men"""" are absolute sissies that love to watch their pure moonie wives get railed right in front of them by impure earthling BVLLS

>>49930030
Gross.

>>49871148
I don't get it.

>>49932543
moon rabbits or something

>>49931183
All female bulls btw.

>>49931183
As a bvll, I can agree.

>>49874841
Moonies
Mooners
Dango eaters
Lunar devils
Lunie scum
Rabbit stew


And so on

Also i dont think that these words are against reisen since she is my moonie friend and she lets me use the M word

>>49933406
>friend
Yeah, sure. I bet she is 'just a friend'. You fake lunarian haters are all the same; It's all "fuck lunarians" and "total lunarian death" until a moon rabbit girl gives you a chance.

"Proud Earth-First Humans" the moment they return home:

>>49934018
Never ask a pro-earther what celestial body their wife is from

>>49934018
Damn rabbits raping human men! This need to stop!

>>49872863
Daikoku is a popular Japanese syncretic deity, known as the god of wealth and prosperity, farmers, and cooks, as well as a protector of the household and demon hunter. He is one of the Seven Lucky Gods (Shichi Fukujin) and is recognized by his happy, smiling face, short legs, and a black hat. Daikoku's origins are rooted in the Hindu god Mahakala, a wrathful form of Shiva, who was later merged with the Shinto deity Okuninushi.

Earth bunnies consider THIS handsome?

>>49935605
It is well known Tewi prefers old, fat men.

How was an entire super advanced civilization threatened by a handful of white guys, a clown, a hot topic girl, and a chinese widow?

>>49938993
Evropean genes are simply svperior.

>>49938993
You forgot ai brainrot

>>49939029
Don't make sense.

Why is it when Yuugi only pretends to lose, everyone claps, but when OUR PRINCESS does the same thing everyone loses their shit and calls her a Mary Sue?

>>49946747
No tattered clothing I suppose
Albeit Sagume's weren't either when you defeat her in LoLK

>>49871142 (OP)
Lunies rule, earthlings drool
Lunies smash, earthlings crash
Lunies dine, earthlings whine
Lunies fly, earthlings cry

>>49948071
>Lunies smash
Boy don't they just.

>>49948071
Gonna crash the moon into the sun if you keep this up.

>>49948071
Earthling is pissing, on the moon it's raining. Dr Eggman I summon thee.

As the Vampire Incident happened, 5 Lunarians were arrested, who were recording the event with what was interpreted as cries of "joy and mockery".

>>49934110
>>49905355
"The fuck Tsumugi's gonna do?"

>>49935927
Well she is an old hag

>>49946747
Yuugi - Lovable Drunk, good sport
Moonie - Kinda a bitch

Tonight on Top Lunar! https://youtu.be/bwX-KS1816c?feature=shared
Toyohime goes faster than 141.662 km/h per hours and see some serious shit!
Sagume lose her cool on a Call of Maiden lobby!
Yorihime marries an astronaut form Finland with a speech impediment!
Kaguya wears a hat with a sundress!
Reisen sits on a chair while drunk after doing warcrimes in Venus!
And Eirin finally give into the voices while doing medical experimentations!

>>49951752
I have so many questions...

>>49935605
Keep in mind, he's also a polygamist.

>>49871142 (OP)
I like her design but a moonie remains a moonie

>>49946747
Because the fans are still pissed that Reimu and Co. got their asses handed to them by some random new characters.

>>49957045
I keep mistaking her for Maribel through my peripheral vision because of the purple outfit and white hat, which in a way I find funny since I'm sure she would hate it if I called her a bootleg Mary.

God I wish I was Toyohime's son

>>49960045
Understandable while Yorihime is moon Reimu, Toyo is moon Yukari and Yukari is just hag Marry so you confusing them isn't out of the ordinary.

With that said while I too like Marry's and Yukari's designs more I would fuck Toyo over them. The thought of defiling a pure luna princess is way too erotic.

>>49957045
You know moonie stands for moon cutie... right?

What's their endgame?

>>49968071
Hvman cock

>>49960478
No way fag, she's my mother.