Thread 49878234

Why not marry a goddess? She's very popular! Bam! You're married now and can't change it!

>>49878234 (OP)
Sorry, I'm taken and not polygamous.

Come on now... three threads is just silly, that's way too much, you can't just have that many...

>>49878241
Maybe if someone would man up and marry her already

>>49878241
Ariya threads will continue until morale improves.

please use the other threads kudasai

THREE threads!!!

psst, Ariya, if you make another thread, you'll find a husband

Yeah, why not marry a goddess?

>>49878325
Don't raise her hopes so carelessly

>>49878234 (OP)
Sorry, I kind of loose my drive at those gigantic boobs, can I have a divorce ?

>>49878390
But it's true!
Ariya, if you have four threads at the same time, you automatically get a husband. Just ask Alice.

>>49878656
If you say something like that, you'll really tempt her! Please be careful! Playing with a lonely woman's heart is cruel! Some poor soul here will HAVE to take responsibility!

>>49878234 (OP)
>and can't change it!
What, do gods not have divorce?

>>49879673
She has the ability to stop change
Once you're married, She can just do her thing and it's FOREVER

>>49879763
Oh, maybe Ninigi was onto something.

>>49878325
>>49878656
I WARNED YOU ANON

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY UP NOW

>>49878656
ありす
ありや
oh god, the signs are right there
we've gotta marry this woman off before she becomes as dysfunctional as Alice. Do NOT let Shinki find out about her or she'll think Alice has a friend.

>>49880063
I didn't lie, someone will marry her. Not me though, I'm taken.

>>49878234 (OP)
Y'know, if these threads all reach bump limit, that'll be pretty amazing.

>>49880090
Ariya isn't like Alice! Ariya is very popular! She'd totally have lots of boys wanting to date her, just watch!

>>49880344
Alice was once very popular too.

>>49878234 (OP)
I'm already married to royalty, sorry!

>>49880525
Divinity trumps royalty.

>>49880525
How could a peasant marry a royal? Stop being delusional

>>49880525
What's a king to a God, etc

I wish I could vote for Ariya in the poll. I wonder how she'll do next year...

>>49880548
I'm not a peasant! How rude!

>>49880532
And yet when offered to royalty, what did royalty say about said divinity?

>>49878234 (OP)
Her boss fight was really fun, but that actually makes me less likely to marry her. I don't want to fight with my wife.

Is the proper term for Ariyafags Ariyans?

>>49880990
There are kings who claim divine descent, the opposite has yet to be observed.

>>49878358
I wouldn't drink pig's blood for Ariya, but I'm okay with the other parts.

>>49878358
Being possessed by Ariya... Erotic...

>>49878234 (OP)
Has Ariya considered that he ability might be stopping her from changing her marital status?

>>49883610
Once she gets married, she can use her ability to prevent him from ever leaving her! It's foolproof!

>>49883763
>Once she gets married
Just two more threads, right?

>>49883768
How many threads is she at currently? Maybe Alice could give her some advice in husband hunting?

>>49883772
>How many threads is she at currently?
It depends on what you count as a real Ariya thread. 4 would be the conservative estimate.

>>49883776
That's WAY too low, Ariya deserves more!

Imagine picking between her and her flat, annoying little sister. She tries everything to convince you, parting her rock skirt to show she wears lingerine and no other skirt, the mega milk pose with her gigantic peaks with two smoldering calderas, and then flaunting her ability to never have them sag. Then you flatly reject her and pick her flat, annoying little sister who tore down Yatsugatake in a fit of jealousy about how large and all encompassing it was compared to Mt. Fuji. Is that really something you want?

>>49883842
What if I like sag?

>>49883874
Then she just has to not use her ability of unchangingness on her tits as you grow older, then when they're perfect she can keep them like that

>>49882056
You're in luck, because Japanese tradition doesn't have things like that. The biggest things for guys in Japan is when your spirit wife tells you not to do something, you really don't do it.
>>49883152
A real man is comfortable with the thought letting a goddess come inside him.

>>49883973
More like a real man is comfortable with action of coming inside the goddess.
after marriage

>>49883973
>A real man is comfortable with the thought letting a goddess come inside him.
You really didn't have to phrase it like that.

>>49884005
>>49884044
You're right, my bad.

>>49883842
>who tore down Yatsugatake in a fit of jealousy about how large and all encompassing it was compared to Mt. Fuji
So the autism runs in the family.

>>49883789
Don't encourage her obsession.

I was sort of expecting FW to be decent, I wasn't expecting it to have such an impact on this board in such a short time.

>>49884005
You know that she would love to slide tectonic plates. But marriage first indeed.

>>49886314
I was surprised too, but perhaps I shouldn't have been. In the end, it's an incredibly souled game.

>>49878234 (OP)
NO

>>49878234 (OP)
Ariya the type of rapscallion to give you an unrelated paper to sign, but hidden by her hand is the title "Marriage certificate"

>>49878358
Reminds me of that X-files episode where it turns out Skinner's wife is a succubus that saved his life and then followed him home from Vietnam while demanding to be wifed.

>>49886531
Why not though?

>>49886537
You can do that? Does it work?

>>49886737
Asking for a friend, right?

>>49886737
It works when you have magical powers to prevent from being revoked.

>>49886537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQExTwcgk2w

>>49886737
well, something like that

>>49886776
source of this pic?

>>49886957
https://exhentai.org/g/1686875/e36b30c215

>>49886741
Don't be silly, it's just hypothetical and out of curiosity. It's not like any Touhous in desperate need of a husband come to /jp/ to see what us menly men like.

>>49878234 (OP)
Is it really that easy?

>>49888243
You'd expect something more ceremonial from a god, but doesn't this work too?

>>49889337
Sometimes the best solution to a problem is the easiest one. And marrying you is hard.

>>49890904
Wait, so is marrying me the problem or the solution?

>>49893657
She has boobs, skirt and bare feet, all female identifiers.

>>49893657
Isn't that sort of intentional?

>>49893657
My beautiful husband (female)'s big breasts!

>>49893657
No way. Even if you ignore the skirt, her eyes and body shape are very girly.

>>49899019
Truth!

>>49899019
I am incredibly disappointed I can't even pretend my wife is a boy.

>>49901180
Not with that attitude!

>>49901180
You'll unfortunately have to go to Aya for that

last time, is she big or small?

>>49910873
Flat boyish butch lesbian.

>>49910873
I was kind of expecting people to draw her flat to really lean into the "handsome girl" angle, but most art I've seen gives her medium to huge boobers, which I'm absolutely not gonna complain about.

>>49911044
People like Big rocks

>>49910873
I feel like the big interpretation has been way more fruitful.

>>49911044
Perky moutaintops I see... Hehehehehe...

>>49911080
Not true.

>>49910873
BIG

>>49910873
Big, but only slightly.

>>49919364
Okay Ninigi

>>49922273
"I just said you're an immortal god, get owned!"

>>49922278
An immortal god with shit taste till the end of times!

>>49911044
Handsome girls can still have big breasts! It enhances her boyish image!