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Anonymous No.49879943 >>49879953 >>49880389 >>49880545 >>49887317 >>49897832 >>49928674
The guy who rejected this AMAZING goddess was an IDIOT God damn she's so perfect and DATABLE
Anonymous No.49879953 >>49879962
>>49879943 (OP)
If she's perfect, why doesn't she have a funny hat?
Anonymous No.49879962
>>49879953
Her phantom mask is basically a funny headpiece
Anonymous No.49879976 >>49880152
Ok, that's enough. One thread? More than fine. Two threads? Okay, sure. THREE THREADS? Pushing it. BUT FOUR THREADS?! We're putting you back in that fucking pyramid and sealing it.
Anonymous No.49879978 >>49880152
4 threads?!
Anonymous No.49879992 >>49880152
See earthlings, this is what Toyohime was protecting you from.
Anonymous No.49879997 >>49880006 >>49880014
Can a human get her pregnant
Anonymous No.49880006
>>49879997
I think it works, but who knows what weird abilities the child would have?
Anonymous No.49880014
>>49879997
Her womb has been kept unchanging fertile and ready for human semen so she can be a mother! She was expecting to put it to use a thousand years ago, but then, you know...
Anonymous No.49880152 >>49880159
>>49879976
>>49879978
>>49879992
The threads will continue until a marriage candidate is found
Anonymous No.49880159 >>49880173 >>49880178 >>49880184 >>49880657
>>49880152
I'LL MARRY HER JUST STOP MAKING THREADS PLEASE ARIYA
Anonymous No.49880173
>>49880159
Congrats anon, your children will live forever and will go on to found various empires around the world!
Anonymous No.49880178
>>49880159
Anon be careful, we're talking about old dinosaur alice here. She doesn't take rejection well, and once you marry her there's no changing it...
Anonymous No.49880184 >>49880329
>>49880159
Enjoy your plain wife!
Anonymous No.49880329
>>49880184
plainly amazing
Anonymous No.49880389 >>49881203
>>49879943 (OP)
I haven't decided if I really like the stone skirt or if it's too obvious of a detail and could have been done better.
Anonymous No.49880545 >>49880759
>>49879943 (OP)
He just preferred flat women.
Anonymous No.49880657
>>49880159
See Ariya, I wasn't lying. Four threads are all you need to get a husband.
Anonymous No.49880759 >>49880782
>>49880545
He was a madman and paid for his bad taste
Anonymous No.49880782 >>49880831
>>49880759
By having his descendants found and rule an enduring civilization?
Anonymous No.49880810 >>49880824
You want to become one with eternity, don't you?
Anonymous No.49880824
>>49880810
She has four threads. /jp/ itself, the very data of the website, is really close to being one with eternity in its entirety.
Anonymous No.49880831 >>49880848
>>49880782
But they'll never endure forever, unlike if they had wed themselves to the perpetuity of the boulders of yatsugatake (they'll never sag)
Anonymous No.49880848 >>49880968
>>49880831
Well, Konohanasakuyahime's tits will never sag either, because she doesn't have any.
Anonymous No.49880968 >>49881009
>>49880848
But then she just has no tits, and that's horrible. Damn Lunarians with their awful taste.
Anonymous No.49881009 >>49881014 >>49881023
>>49880968
Remind me, MISS Iwanaga, where is kegare stored?
Anonymous No.49881014
>>49881009
Clearly not in the bussom, unless Toyohime's are fake.
Anonymous No.49881023 >>49881111
>>49881009
The shoes.
Anonymous No.49881111 >>49881175
>>49881023
Why doesn't she wear shoes anyways?
Anonymous No.49881175 >>49881817 >>49886951
>>49881111
They're a crutch for weaklings.
The truly strong and courageous don't need them.
Anonymous No.49881203 >>49881304
>>49880389
i think it can be simplified to a pleated skirt, which is cute and gap moe for such a plain old lady (never married)
Anonymous No.49881304 >>49881364 >>49881635
>>49881203
Yes, but then you don't have the rock elements.
Anonymous No.49881364
>>49881304
that's fine, we can use disco elements instead
Anonymous No.49881635 >>49881706
>>49881304
She has that Elvis-looking suit
Anonymous No.49881706 >>49881967
>>49881635
Anonymous No.49881708 >>49882256
Ariya is the most aesthetically rich 2hu in a very long while.
Anonymous No.49881817
>>49881175
You'll catch a cold, Ariya.
Anonymous No.49881824 >>49882043 >>49883167
A 2hu who was canonically rejected because she is canonically ugly is unheard of lmao, I been having a laugh thinking about all the implications
Anonymous No.49881844
She'll be fine. Her burning hatred of all things Lunarian will keep her warm, no matter what. She learned from the best, y'know?
Anonymous No.49881967
>>49881706
She's so cool...
Anonymous No.49882043 >>49883167
>>49881824
It's strangely providential that after more than one year of talking about femcel 2hus, we get the real deal.
Anonymous No.49882256 >>49883606
>>49881708
In what sense?
Anonymous No.49883167 >>49883747
>>49881824
>>49882043
I can fix her. I can make her happy again.
Anonymous No.49883606
>>49882256
First off, her and her sister represent an aesthetic principle of japanese culture, that ephemerality makes things beautiful.(interestingly enough, it's the opposite in western though)
She is also very aesthetically striking herself, she has a very sleek design that combines a few different elements.
Her ability is also interesting in that sense, she is able to prevent change, but does that also preserve the beauty of an object? does that make its beauty vanish? does its beauty get enriched by that?
Anonymous No.49883747
>>49883167
There's nothing to fix, she's good as she is. Ariya just wants someone to live her life with.
Anonymous No.49884061
What's Ariya doing on page 4?
Anonymous No.49886708
What a cute girl. I'm sure she's not bitter or resentful in the slightest.
Anonymous No.49886951
>>49881175
But shoes are cute
Anonymous No.49887221 >>49887247
How could anyone turn this down? How, I ask you?
Anonymous No.49887247
>>49887221
Her thighs look kinda fat there... I guess she would have some of those frumpy girl vibes, huh?
Anonymous No.49887317 >>49888017 >>49890827 >>49903760
>>49879943 (OP)
She's... homely.
Anonymous No.49888017
>>49887317
Homely in a sexy cool beauty way, right?
Anonymous No.49890827
>>49887317
Homely but like, you mean that in an opposite day kind of way, right?
Anonymous No.49890868 >>49890875
Her last follower is this unstable woman btw
Anonymous No.49890875
>>49890868
She seems to have a lot of followers right here.
Anonymous No.49892238 >>49894939
All those followers here and yet none of them have begged for her hand in marriage...
Anonymous No.49894939 >>49894951
>>49892238
They're gonna come, don't worry! The marriage proposals will arrive any second! I bet some just got lost in the mail anyways.
Anonymous No.49894951 >>49894955 >>49913036
>>49894939
Does Gensokyo have a mailman or woman?
Anonymous No.49894955 >>49894970
>>49894951
It's outsourced to the Kappa
Anonymous No.49894970 >>49894980 >>49895005
>>49894955
Who's decision was that? Wouldn't the tengu work way better?
Anonymous No.49894980
>>49894970
All men who attempted to have tengu help got kidnapped.
Anonymous No.49895005 >>49897545
>>49894970
Do you really trust letting the tengu have the names and addresses of all the single human boys in Gensokyo?
Anonymous No.49897545 >>49897580
>>49895005
They already deliver newspapers, I think a financial incentive will convince them not to break the law.
Anonymous No.49897580 >>49897589
>>49897545
Yeah but no one is actually dumb enough to subscribe to them
Anonymous No.49897589
>>49897580
They deliver them nevertheless, the point is that they could deliver mail faster.
Anonymous No.49897832 >>49899618
>>49879943 (OP)
>IDIOT God
Very transparent of you.
Anonymous No.49899618 >>49907422
>>49897832
Ariya is not an idiot just fyi she's a very smart goddess
Anonymous No.49903760 >>49903776 >>49904922
>>49887317
she's BEAUTIFUL
Anonymous No.49903776 >>49904922
>>49903760
Handsome!
Anonymous No.49904922 >>49905106 >>49905107 >>49907428
>>49903760
>>49903776
But is she marriage material?
Anonymous No.49905106
>>49904922
N-no...
Anonymous No.49905107
>>49904922
If you want a stable household, there's no one better.
Anonymous No.49907422
>>49899618
What has she done to show how smart/dumb she is?
Anonymous No.49907428 >>49907439
>>49904922
She's a married lesbian actually.
Anonymous No.49907439 >>49907446
>>49907428
You know she's only ever shown romantic interest in men, right?
Anonymous No.49907446 >>49907457
>>49907439
Lots of late bloomers think they're straight until a decade into a marriage when they realise they never were.
Anonymous No.49907457 >>49907479
>>49907446
She wasn't married to anyone though, that's her issue. And are you really saying she...changed? I don't buy it.
Anonymous No.49907479 >>49907494
>>49907457
She didn't change, it took rejection to help her figure out who she really was!
Anonymous No.49907494
>>49907479
What a cop out
Anonymous No.49907672
ignore the yuricuck
Anonymous No.49913036
>>49894951
The shrine maidens should do it. They have the free time.
But I think the reason Ariya hasn't got her fanmail yet is that the kappa don't know where to deliver them.
Anonymous No.49917424 >>49917459
Maybe human men these days like shorter skirts.
Anonymous No.49917459
>>49917424
I think Ariya would look way better with a slightly longer skirt, actually. It makes her look more dignified, fitting her uniform.
Anonymous No.49920744 >>49921485
Anonymous No.49921474 >>49921485
Marriage NOW!
Anonymous No.49921485
>>49920744
Canon!

>>49921474
Not canon!
Anonymous No.49925442
Anonymous No.49925528 >>49928416
I prefer Lunarian women.
Anonymous No.49928416
>>49925528
... said no one ever.
Anonymous No.49928674 >>49928687
>>49879943 (OP)
You DON'T want to hear her sperging out about dinos for hours
Anonymous No.49928687 >>49928715
>>49928674
>Homely femcel hag that likes dinosaurs
Could Renko ever hope to compete?
Anonymous No.49928715
>>49928687
Only one of them is cute and has been in space multiple times.