Thread 49893066

Would you like to be her first human pet?

Only if I can have the sex with her in a consensual and loving manner and rule Chireiden with her as my wife

Satorin lick

>>49893066 (OP)
There's this idea I had some time ago that Satori would be a perfect caretaker/life partner for an autistic neet because she could read his mind, solving all communication problems, she has a whole mansion, she has experience dealing with Koishi, she could keep him completely isolated from the above world, and is generally good-natured.

>>49893360
Living without privacy sounds like a nightmare.

11 points fifth grader onee-chan...

>>49893907
out of 10!

Taking baths with big sis

>>49893360
The dream

>>49893066 (OP)
I don't think it makes any difference for her whether I want to be her pet or not...

>>49893216
The dream

>>49893066 (OP)
How about satori becoming my pet?

>>49893902
Satori is intelligent enough to make sure you don't feel like you have no privacy.

>>49893902
Why do you need privacy from the one who both loves and care takes you? Isn't it much easier if they can accept you fully?

Are you keeping it locked, anon? Satori-sama likes keeping her pet autists chaste, its a very convincing bargaining chip when they are refusing meds.

>>49893066 (OP)
I want to be Satorin's werewolf pet.

>>49894795
You need to make her obedient without using violence or threats. Is this even possible?

>>49896549
Well, of course, you just need to get her a gift!

>>49896574
hypnosis is such a lame copout

>>49896549
You know satorin isn't exactly strongest, so even if she would read your mind you could easily overpower her.

>>49894735
I wish this guy made more pictures of Satorin's unhinged pet collection side

>>49893066 (OP)
Would she really want a human for a pet? That sounds awfully noisy for her. I would politely decline in either case. Not because I necessarily dislike the idea, but rather because I'm just too used to spending my time in solitude.

>>49893066 (OP)
Satori is the sort to pick up strays, yeah? A human outsider who probably wouldn’t survive Gensokyo on his own is exactly the sort of animal Satori would take for herself. Still, what do you do if she treats you like her pets instead of as a human? She’s probably the… protective, sort, so how do you even get out of that situation? Given her mind reading powers, would you even be able to?

>>49903263
evil

i want satori to like me

I want to be Satori!

>>49910205
Satori flooded entire chireiden with her piss after being mindraped by /jp/sies.

>>49912781
Anon that doesn't look like piss...

Keep that cage on, anon!

>>49896611
You're telling me you would just push over, and overpower, and have your way with this beautiful and innocent girl???

>>49915934
I'm not saying I would, but if, hypothetically you wanted to, it would be quite easy.
I mean, what kind of sick bastard would want to overpower her, slowly pushing her onto a bed and kissing her all over, while she's too weak to do anything.
Captcha aywaw

Please cease the discussion of overpowering the Satorin, she's still sore from her last loss...

Mistress

>>49920149
slop

>>49920184
Fuck off

>>49920184
i didnt know it was. damn

>>49920201
fuck off to your general

>>49920238
Are you new here? Generals are 90% of this place, dipshit.

>>49920254
No, they aren't you fucking retard.

>>49920149
That's not slop. It can't be, right? Either that, or the AI has made the biggest leap since the last time I was assaulted with that shit.

>>49895058
I don't want her to know everything I've ever jerked off to.

>>49920304
It is, unfortunately.

moar

Satorin hugo.
Satorin cuddleo
Satorin handholdo
Total Satorin love!

>>49920254
90% of the board should fuck off then

>>49903263
cute!

Goddess

I can't believe ZUN made fun of her in her ending in FW...

I want to impregnate satori

>>49893360
She's already the full-time carer of one autistic child, she doesn't need another one

Satori squeezes and spanks the testicles of human pets who misbehave.

satorape

>>49896403
Kagerou!?

>>49920149
It is. They've been getting better at removing the easy tells. I've already seen a few pics that I never would've known were AI, even after inspecting them.

>>49938459
It's all about the prompts and post-processing. I gen things every day. Most sloppas have 'the smile' and a distinct sheen on them because they don't even prompt for styles and artists.
You also missed the weird right hand (her right)

I look like this (non ironically)

>>49939301
Why do you have an arrow attached to your chest?

What would a Batman and Detective Satori crossover look like?

>>49939305
I've been into stuff

Satori loves obese autistic men

Satori has sex with girl animal youkai petplay

>>49940653
Damn. What's the best way to gain weight quickly?

>>49940678
She will fatten you up.

>>49940653
are slightly overweight autistic men also acceptable?

>>49940791
Yes anon. As long as you have autism, satorin will cherish you like the treasure you are

What sex position does Satori like the most?

>>49947388
Cowgirl, that way she can look down on you with her smugness even while having sex.

>>49947388
Anything with her on top.

>>49947653
>>49948258
I don't trust her enough to take the lead, given how she was jobbing in CDS.

>>49948392
She's not a jobber

>>49943372
Is Satori particularly interested in reading the minds of autistic people or is she just trying to take advantage of them?

>>49951990
Both. She finds autists more fun to take advantage of.

>>49893131
Do you think Satori has sex with her pets

>>49951990
A mix of both. Neurodiversity would probably interest her, and an autist would be an entertaining pet for her.

>>49951990
yes

>>49952270
I've been stuck in chireiden's basement for 2 years now. Satori-sama has been viciously raping me every day. Please send help.

>>49893066 (OP)
yes because I want to help take care of her animals and to have someone know what I'm thinking.
>>49893360
only if you have something to give back otherwise you'd be an additional burden.
>>49952808
what about intrusive thoughts? would genuinely love to know her opinion on them.

Satorin? More like SEXtorin!

>>49954993
>what about intrusive thoughts? would genuinely love to know her opinion on them.
Satori seems like she is good natured and kind, so I think she would be understanding about them. Satori also has dealt with the likes of Utsuho and Koishi, so i am sure she is patient and forgiving. She would probably find them interesting, but exhausting depending on what kind of thoughts they are.

>>49957540
Knowing that Satorin can read my mind, I'd probably be nervous around her, trying not to think stuff like "Satori's a bitch", but in the end it'd be like trying not to think of a purple elephant or not losing The Game.

>>49958277
I'm sure she will be understanding. It probably isn't the first time she has dealt with something like that.

>>49957540
interesting stuff anon, ty for the answer.

>>49893066 (OP)
What if we keep this naming sequence for all future Satori threads? So for the next thread we'll say "Satori: Would you be her second human pet," and then the one after that will be "Satori: would you like to be her third human pet?" and so on.

>>49959663
Nah, I don't think /jp/ need yet another general.

>>49957540
>good natured and kind
>understanding
>patient and forgiving
Satori... Stop painting yourself in a better light than what you actually are.
You are a frail, self-centered, smug cunt who'd die to a light breeze on a bad day.

Jokes on her, I can always make a tinfoil hat to keep my idiotic and uncontrollable thoughts safe.

>>49959711
t. Mizuchi

>>49959742
Not fooling anyone, Miss Eleven Points

>>49959711
patche, please

Satofeet

>>49954993
I'm not sure you'd really be a burden. It's not like she has a salary or works a job. She either gets sustainment from the Yama, I guess, for taking care of Former Hell, can magic the food in her house into existence, or has Koishi steal for her. Whatever the answer may be, she can do that for you too.
Maybe you'd be a psychological burden, but satori seem to be very relational creatures, Koishi closed her eye just to not have to stay locked underground, so I actually feel like she would really enjoy the company of someone who appreciates her ability instead of hating her for it.

la creatura

>>49939301
I'm going to rape you

I wonder if youkai like to keep humans as pets

>>49962434
dont be a meanie

>>49962391
Uogh....! no good.... fcuk....!

>>49963010
Although it's probably the fetish of a few people here, I don't think that happens. Youkai are humanoid by choice, even when they have no reason to hide themselves(Satori, for instance, was caught by surprise in her house), so they must to some degree identify with that human form. Some youkai regularly interact with humans: they teach them, work for them, sell them newspapers. Further, many youkai were humans themselves; if a cat could talk and started walking on its hind legs and wearing clothes, we wouldn't accept it as a human.
While there are native youkai, pretty much anything can become a youkai, so I imagine that "youkai" is seen more as a state of being rather than a species group.

>>49963265
i'm sure that at least a few youkai have kept humans as pets or playthings.

>>49963010
>>49963319
this post's IP address belongs to youkai mountain

>>49963462
You mean chireiden?

You weren't thinking of letting my thread archive, were you anon?

>>49967490
Calm down, Satori. A certain shrine maiden's threads gets archived all the time, but she takes it easy.

It's important to milk human pets regularly. Its good for their health and prevents behavioral problems.

>>49963010
Koishi wanted to capture the protagonist in SA to keep her as a human pet.

>>49967934
giwtwm

>>49963010
Reimu already kidnapped a youkai to...

I'd like to be her horse pet instead

>>49972887
Who is this titty monster and why is she dressed as my petite and delicate Satori-sama?

flat: ichitori
petite: nitori
small: satori (>>49973002 are here)
big: shitori
huge: gotori (>>49972887',s picture)

You'd think Satori would despise the average /jp/sie because he is a foul looking dirty minded otaku that is socially awkward with everyone, especially women, but she would actually like such outcast of society. She hates humans for being hypocrites with thoughts full of malice especially towards her as a satori but she likes animals, missing speech and having simpler and less malicious minds. The /jp/sie is already an outcast to society as seen above but more importantly he is not japanese, he doesn't speak japanese, doesn't have the manners of one, doesn't really know their culture, no native in Gensokyo will understand him and he will understand no one, attempts at communication would hardly sound better than an animal growling to them. Naturally the /jp/sie, like most humans stranded into the wilds of a magical world full of demons and with a completely foreign language, will not harbor a malicious mindset usualy forced upon oneself to trive in society, being shunned by it, but one of survival like most animals, what's more when he doesn't harbor lust for purple haired woman, he will reminisce about the good of the past, mainly otaku things such as anime and mangas, 2D girls, mechas, vidya, 2D mecha girls, browsing mongolian basket weaving forum for lulz, already niche things to the outside world that are completely alien to Gensokyo. To Satori the /jp/sie would be like a human but without the negatives, he is not malicious, he won't try to deceive his mind, he is misunderstood but has thoughts of things completely new Satori that she would have a great fascination and curiosity towards. I would say it won't be hard for him to live in the palace of earth spirit if he dosen't mind the occasional (trained) lion and alligator there.

>>49974408
new copypasta just dropped

It's joever

>>49974408
i like it, keep it coming!

>>49974408
Alligators are awesome though. They're like big puppies. It's those FILTHY CROCODILES you need to worry about. Except for those cuban galloping crocodiles, those little freaks are cool.

How would satori-sama deal with a pet thats suicidal?