Thread 49910587

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Why are you learning Japanese?
JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs,

Previous thread:>>49901918

first for japanese

jk mango

>>49910587 (OP)
to honor Dolly-sensei-sama-kami-chan :3's legacy

>>49910654
she aint dead lol
She got doxed LOL she is part of a cult btw lmao

does anyone remember that fat south american who posted his pic here many years ago was that tokui

don't remember that but i've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion

tokui was far more fluent than this guy

>>49910671
dude piss in the rain lmao

>>49910663
call me Sherlock the way I grab this CAP

crazy how jamel refused to pay up after losing his bet with tokui

>>49910663
cope

the cult stuff and her death were at least a few years apart plus nobody gives a shit what deejaytee discovers

it wasnt djt though it was kiwi farms

you know unko, when you tell someone they could've learned a certain word from watching a specific episode of some show, all you're doing is self-reporting that you had to consult your mining deck figure that shit out

そりゃ誰でも苦もなく推して知るべしことだ

>>49910708
you think thats where i learned 基調? lol

of all sad words mankind may list, the saddest are these: "Class dismissed".

class has just begun *fires up chatgpt*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSYUcFu6_5A
watched a logh movie and knew i heard one of its tracks in digimon. shit was bugging me for years

>>49910837
toromi logic

movin to the country
gonna eat a lot of peaches

>>49910925
i recognize that kanji
that means dog! she wants us to know thats her dog!!! LETS GOOOOOOO

>>49910945
no no it's a tanuki but fuji thinks it's a dog, so it holds up the sign telling others to play along

>>49910949
why are you shitting on calvin for no reason

>>49910949
dame whats the point of even learning kanji if all you end up with is lies

>まあなんていうかっていうとですね
they do love their filler

>>49910984
was this actually said? kek

jlpt results?

>>49910956
im just explaining the aots

先の道はれこからずうっと下へ切れる

good hidden gem anime?

many

madoka spinoff

>>49911228
Iroha erotic

>>49911205
ruri no houseki

>>49911205
タコピーの原罪

it was hella good but i hated the fork tower

at ガノン城 in oot
tried playing it for the first time way back when i just started jap but could never make it past kid link

>>49911284
djt approved vidya chart dropping when?

wish i played the pc port instead of the 3ds but oh well maybe in a few years when i feel like replaying it
wotd 移植

>>49910587 (OP)
Whats an easy novel to practice reading?Got about 2k words in my deck

>2k
>novel

>>49911542
nothing will be easy but something like the oreimo lns will be easier than most things

What word is being used for 'shaft' here? I understand the rest >>>/wsg/5957405

>>49911615
竿

>>49911623
ありがとう、
I thought it could've been anything.
さおう？さお？しゃおう？ etc...

i know you were all waiting with bated breath

waw! i did it

>>49911649
bido bros..

649 FUCKING CRUSHED 654

>>49911657
im happy with it it should realistically have been perfect cause ive been at it for a while but i guess not reading much for 3+ years fucked me a bit

lol jlpt passes ur registration number and passcode as plaintext query parameters when you login sasuga

His criticism is that the JLPT website handles login credentials in a very sloppy and insecure way.

When you log in, you normally expect your ID and password to be sent privately and securely to the server. On a well-designed site, that information goes inside a hidden, encrypted request body where outsiders can’t easily see it. What the JLPT site is doing instead is attaching your registration number and password directly into the website address (the URL) as plain text.

This is bad because URLs often get stored in browser history, server logs, analytics trackers, or even shared accidentally if you copy the link. That means your password isn’t just briefly transmitted—it can be saved in multiple places completely unprotected, making it much easier for someone to steal.

In short, it’s the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on the outside of the envelope instead of keeping it sealed inside the letter. It’s sloppy, outdated, and unsafe.

>>49911694
this is safe given the domain uses https, idiota!

majoras mask pc port doesnt support japanese dame

I've immersed 32 hours in 5 weeks....uhhhhh but I've gained 100 cards

>>49911793
hug of stfu

have you seen this word before?

>>49911807
yeah probably 20+ times in the wild

this here is your japanese level: 8=D
and this here is MATT's japanese level: 8==============D
capiche?

毎日死にたい

>>49911861
死ねるのは一回だけだお

sometimes i just gaze upon my hands in awe and thank kami-sama for incarnating me in such an incredible piece of equipment

>>49911858
confident my 6.2er is bigger than matts

>>49911863
社会的に死んでから本気出す！( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

>>49911885
6.2 inches on matt would look giant

WOTH 仲間外れ

>>49911886
求人見よ
ね

>>49911895
hub na! >:3

honestly wonder why they even do the weighted scoring for jlpt

yea fuck you

>>49911959
離したくない！（∪＾ω＾）

This is the one that scares me.. is it the show talking about itself?

>>49911991
why don't we part ways to create value? (ㆁωㆁ*)

remember that there's only one way to read 頭が赤い魚を食べる猫 despite what the dekiniggas say

>>49912030
too scary Σ:3

the cat that eats the fish with the red head?

i want that majora tshirt man

>>49912101
do you also love the princess deku? :3

>>49911649
how did you practice listening at the start and what do you do now?

>>49912030
a cat who eats a red-headed fish obviously

>>49912037
正解

頭が赤い、魚を食べる猫

>>49911649
flood yakuza yada yada

「頭が赤い魚」を食べる猫

>頭が赤い魚
鯛？(ΦωΦ)

彼女が食べたい

should i learn how to write kanji

>>49912178
if you want to then yea
otherwise its only really useful in japan and only really if your job needs it

>>49912178
no

its a waste of time

>>49912219
for you maybe

I'll take a pass

>>49912182
>>49912189
>>49912219
retards leading the blind itt

>>49912270
i myself have done it though to a certain degree

今日のimmersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8lsKM_3l7g

>>49912270
you could be immersing more instead retard

>>49912288
her voice sounds low iq

takes one to know one

it does in fact not

>>49912296
you'd be right

おはようおにいちゃん

きょうのあいまいなにほんご

>百
おおいこと

>千
とてもおおいこと

>万
とてつもなくおおいこと

算用数字とは別の意味がちょっと残ってる

千羽鶴は千羽あるの意味ではなく

とても多い折り鶴の意味

I would kill for moe

failed n5 by 2 marks
got 51 totally in the first two sections and 27 in the listening. I cried. i was supposed to put it in my resume so that i can apply for an internship in japan. lost all my energy. life is so amazing rn for me. 1 fucking question coulda made my year better. love my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjHy2h8oKf8
jesus they really speak this slowly in n5 listening?

>>49912538
thats a bummer but you're no longer aiming for the truck, n4 or bust

>>49912548
テストはできるようにつくるからね

にほんは意地悪しないとおもう

>>49910457
I need this in my face to even begin learning Japanese

わたくしの雑魚アナルを
躾けてくれませんか

>>49912538
should've immersed more

>>49912623
１００万ドルで考えてやってもいいよ
パスするけど

>he studied for the test instead of for life
ngmi

>>49912538
だめニートになって女の子ふりをしてよ
captcha: HOSTT

wotd ふくよか

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49912673
>>49912664

>>49912664
重ね付けはなんか違うｗ

Smells like cocks in here
Smells like fat panis
I love it so much

had some really strong coffee and im literally shaking right now

もちつけもちつけ

おちゃのむ？

>>49912810
栗まんじゅう食べりゅ(*´﹃｀*)

holo sisters...

are there any cute girls with channels I can use for easy listening practice white noise?

>>49912538
I told you to read QUIZGOD'S guide and you ignored me

>>49912548
im just under 2 months in and this is easy for me

im just under 2 years and thats all whitenoise for me

>>49913047
https://holodex.net/

pls link the guide desu

>>49913070
https://animecards.site/
https://streamable.com/lpvsen

>>49913047
yanacchi
the only Japanese learner to have surpassed both quizgod and matt

im 3 weeks in and i find it too slow too

粉茶（玉露ではない）

かいがいのあのん

のまないの？

カフェインたっぷりだよ

>>49913075
did she say how she learned anywhere?

>>49911649
queef and shitko destroyed lmfao

>>49913107
She studied it in university but she gives the most credit to nomikais
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c9yWkAAYX88

>>49913123
https://streamable.com/l0k9q4

>>49913123
she looks like shes great at giving old men rimjobs

there was a 17 year old girl at my jlpt that sounded better than queefler and mutt ever will plus the tens of thousands of native level chinks and gooks

why would she speak at the jlpt

>>49913112
meh i didnt really study for mine so its really bidos L lol

bizarre proxy cope

not really

copemaster has a new rival

critted enough points to pass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2kEjKcxeQ

vn emersion

not only did bido get 170 but he also got 59/60 on listening how will unko recover

>>49913175
why do you keep biting my ankles? is it cause im better than you at japanese? lol

>>49913130
>she looks like shes great at giving old men rimjobs
true true
build for ojisan

he's made it into the elite group. mary's 169 vs bido's 170 is much like the difference between a 129 and 130. the latter is gifted, the former is not

>>49913142
>why would she speak at the jlpt
>17 year old girl
attentionwhore

>>49913207
v-v-vocaroo!!!

>>49913217
more like qm wasnt even trying and bido got the answer sheet online lol

>>49913142
she was talking to a few other attendees in jp as a substitute for english since they were from different countries
>>49913154
>>49913174
>>49913227
utterly bizarre behavior

n1 score and iq correlation confirmed

>>49913229
?

Why are you learning Japanese?

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1959814847849541632/vid/avc1/2160x3840/A2cmug2qqbzW87o_.mp4?tag=21

>>49913217
more like the difference between 123 and 130

queef spent hundreds of hours grinding a gorillion anki cards to maxfakeboost his score and still got beat by morbido who doesn't even read and only did a casual review of a couple of minutes a day for a few weeks before the n1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
Moe Trenton Aussieman meetup

jlpt bros...

>>49913112
>>49913207
he had almost twice as many years when he took it compared to me and definitely more output hours than i had at the time
didnt meet my wife until a short while after taking it

also he got 56/60 on reading vs unko's 54/60 despite unko obnoxiously bragging about how many vinnies he reads or how much variety listening he does

fucking pathetic lmao

dno seems about the same to me the tests are different every year take some points + and -
also arent they graded scaled by how well others did?

>>49913306
its true real listening as in irl between natives at work is so extremely way harder than the jlpt stuff
especially with hougens

wait til you find out where unko's name comes from

>>49913321
you are comparing my score from december 21 to his from a few months ago and we started around the same time

>>49913319
didn't you just retry online the listening section of the same n1 test you originally took and still get 1 wrong lol

step aside copemaster

>>49913355
its not like i remembered the questions mate i didnt even look at them since the test
besides you can fail questions and still get a perfect score because the grading is retarded

yeah unko and queefster took their test a lot earlier than me relatively speaking. the strange thing to me is how much both of them still care about "muh level" and how it is perceived by others. for me in whatever it is when i reach the skill level i want that sort of stuff just melts away but to each his own i guess

>>49913321
first of all i took mine a long time ago so im pretty sure i would get the same if not better had i taken it today and second i did not study at all apart from some light cramming

>mah jlpt score[
none cant beat jazzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv234kZdBgs
and moe
5 months 9k cards + jlpt perfect score

jazzy's religion

>>49913387
toromi move to lie on the internet so blatantly like that

counter-point: he's a jeet

>>49913371
im still very far from where i want to be (indistinguishable from native in all ways except physical and cultural)

>>49913387
he sounded like shit in his reading out loud though
still crazy good for the time if true ofc

>>49913395
youre far away from knowing japanese as well lol

>>49913395
yeah that's a retarded goal for a retarded person

387
Concession accepted

>>49913395
>indistinguishable from native in all ways
lol

god gave jeets supernatural memorization abilities but in exchange he cursed them with the worst accent known to man
天は二物を与えず

>>49913352
i am comparing someone who literally *does not read* and didn't do any anki for years with a dunning kruger who won't shut the fuck up about how much he does yea

besides how are you going to cope about listening lmao. we're talking 59/60 vs 48/60 which is huge. you do realize the only slight edge you had was vocab which is the easiest to grind with flashtarding right? he could've easily scored 60/60 and gotten like ~175

>>49913423
i also didnt do anki for years
pretty sure i could get 175 now come on
>>49913402
its fun for me

>>49913423
i barely read and mostly talk to my wife nowadays have only done an anki writing deck with a little bit of mining in the beginning
so basically his score is shit compared to mine lol

i cahmaaaan a man

Comparing yourself to others is retarded.
Compare yourself to your past self.

>>49913469
you get that from a fortune cookie?

>>49913473
My last fortune cookie said "Soon you will reach perfection"

>>49913469
the problem lies in the fact that people start attacking my old jlpt score just because flood bro cheated to get his

my fortune cookie said its not enough that you should succeed, others should fail too

we're at a point where two people are both behaving as if they're the same person and nobody even acknowledges it anymore lol

i told you guys to take your meds but you never listen

>>49913487
its been a year of his antics so i dont really care anymore

fake unko doesnt even try to act like the real shit tho just responds in his stead

>>49913498
he even makes up fanfiction about my sex life which is just weird

I don't think he's a fan

hes gotta be something if he feels the need to impersonate me 24/7 lol

>>49913370
let's see
quality headphones over cheap speakers typically used at a testing center, no travel fatigue, a proper night's sleep in your own bed instead of a disrupted one in an unfamiliar place, zero stress from zero consequences, self-timed, attempting listening as a standalone section fully insulated from the mental interference and fatigue generated by taking the first half of the full exam

yeah that's totally comparable. it takes a full stacked deck of every pre test and intra test advantage imaginable for your listening score to remotely come close to his lmao

cant even tell who this wall of cope is defending

>>49913617
true i have obviously made no real progress in listening after meeting my wife and speaking to her everyday for years plus moving to japan living here for most of it too
its all because of my 300 yen headphones that i can compete with someone who took the test almost 4 years after me

daily reminder to follow matt desu

>>49913663
>i have obviously made no real progress in listening after meeting my wife and speaking to her everyday for years
今日なにたべようか？
寿司がいい
ええ？また？
じゃあハンバーグ？

youd actually make more progress not meeting her

wotd: おきゃん

きゃんきゃんでっせ(*ﾉｪﾉ)ｷｬｰ

women are gains goblins
always

>>49913663
you dont have a wife lol

>>49913629
it's not a wall but a barrage and it's attacking someone already being crushed under the weight of reality
>>49913443
>i also didnt do anki for years
but you read a lot. he did neither in the years between your n1 attempt and his and still handily outdid your reading score
>that i can compete with
and still can't beat

you lost

>>49913721
reading a lot for the sake of enjoyment vs. memorizing some test bank like you did isnt the same thing lil bro

>>49913721
i have had long periods where i didnt read that much at all though

reading isnt fun

>i have had long periods
you sure have

wish my wife could have those lol

>>49913743
periods as long as
>>49913663
>almost 4 years
?
pathetic cope

>>49913757
just give it up lil bido bro
you lost this one
even fake mes got you over a barrel

>>49913737
>reading a lot
no wonder you sound dogshit LMAO
perma crippled

>>49913783
KO lol

>>49913757
first try blind vocaroo this before listening to mine and then i will tell you
https://vocaroo.com/14IVtOAv7etl

>>49913786
ive had something like this happen to me in school

>>49913783
meh as long as people can understand me at my class i dont really care

its a pretty simple fact
low iqs are doomed to a life of mediocrity no matter how much time they spend trying to improve

thats why morbido breezed past pisslers score with 0 effort and study
and unko? he wipes his with that losers 162/180 score report

had no idea seethys in love with bido

*wipes his ass
it was too brutal of an image i couldnt even type it out in full

>>49913834
what was your n1 score and when did you take it?

>>49913847
he isnt he doesnt think im smart either im just munition against unko and quizlet lol

>>49913834
feel free to do better than me (you cant)

i dno on the one hand you have a respectable 170er in the top bracket of test takers
on the other you have an obnoxious coping failure loser small fry who is nowhere close to being in the same league desperately trying to remain relevant

i'd say you have to be in love with literal shit to not see who the clear winner here is

>>49913927
170 iq makes you go flood underground temple yakuza yada yada... n5 kanji and vocabs

the end goal of learning jp has always been to claim superiority over people with inferior skills

if you don't like that, close the door on your way out.

ワシにネイティブ認定されるまでゴールじゃないぞよ( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

competition over the jlpt brings out the worst in djters. let's move on.

i won before the game even started
the only thing left is to remind you that you failed

>>49914033
whoa... cool :O

nihonjigger

>>49913927
no response to >>49913799

you already quoted the response

moving on

wife just brought me some late night tea
wotd 有頂天

>>49914103
id swiftly move you along to hell you piece of fucking shit kys

>>49914103
thank you for posting this.

>>49914096
i dont see a vocaroo or anything that would require skill from you

>>49914117
meant for >>49914099 and now he doubly will never do anything due to this mistake
>>49914104
ive got some mugicha with me here next to my freshly inseminated wife (by me

you lost plain and simple whats there to reply to

>>49914122
what wife? lol

>next to my freshly inseminated wife (by me
a genuinely nauseating mental image. if i pictured it long enough i might actually barf.

>>49914129
the vocaroo and my question about your n1 score or your vocaroo
but no all you can do is basic shitflinging anybody with zero ability could do

lil bro immediately opens 4chan and starts seething after having supposedly having fulfilling sex with a whale

>>49914150
big belly laugh on this one lol

>>49914146
"i won before the game even started
the only thing left is to remind you that you failed"

>>49914150
shes as real as his n1 score kek

I miss nukemarine....

>>49914150
its just sex
>>49914160
anyone can say that

>>49914167
probably have more testosterone than these two combined lol

>>49914170
you never had sex lol

>anyone can say that
yea youre such a big failure anyone and everyone can tell thats how bigly you lost

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcM9kCZt9o8

>>49914178
now youre just being disingenuous which is not a good look lil man

nuke still not n1...

>>49914235
anyone can tell 170 is infinitely better than 162 lol

>>49914263
exactly anybody can say bigger number better but you fail to put your own skill on the table despite it being wholly relevant for whether your opinion matters or not

>wahhhh 170 > 162 is just ur opinion!!
classic retard lmao

yep
he sounds like unko

>>49914275
162 3.5 years ago vs 170 a few weeks ago from people who started at the same time

anybody being able to see you suck is even more proof you really suck and its not even close

the fact is ur inferior no need to add insult to injury with my in depth expert opinion so i just quote the damning factual numbers

BACK IN MY DAYS
we didnt had yomitan, the tmw torrent(+500GB audiobooks,LNs,etc), kaishi deck, etc...
There's no better time to learn nihogo than now.

>still conversing in english
ngmi

>>49914284
actually its
reading score of person who never read > embarrassing reading score of "person" who made blogging about reading his entire online personality
rare case where bunko is even more insulting of a name than unko lol

it was the same shit 8 years ago there was yomichan, kitsunekko and nyaa everything since then with the exception of mokuro perhaps is nice quality of life stuff but doesnt change much

unko has def read 100x more than bido

>>49914319
yeah but its not like i studied for the jlpt before i took it
lil bido probably looked up the answers before taking his

>>49914310
i just posted about some books i read and i never read crazy amounts of anything

i did a few tests from previous years cause im neurotic and there were 0 questions that got repeated on my test just to make that clear

>>49914324
you still ended up reading a lot, so the point stands

>>49914344
i wouldnt call it a lot
i would just ジャケ買い some cool 小説 from the market and read a few chapters

314
WRONG
Now you have neuralink and can immerse and do anki in your brain 24/7 and AI

the argument in itself is kinda dumb because listening can also help your reading score on the jlpt because its the same language

>listening can also help your reading score
lol

353
maybe consider divorcing your wife and getting a job

unko is so, so insecure about his japanese shits funny af

>>49914150
>having supposedly having

>>49914369
uh yea
the hard part of the reading section is the nuances and nuances exist in spoken japanese as well

>>49914374
i attend a class now
>>49914380
im just chillin tho lol

bro attends a class "in japan" despite being on djt the entire night japan time every single night lol

>>49914393
this LMAO

>>49914393
its only twice a week

i finished my class weeks ago
applied for a job today and got an interview soon

bro is just straight up spamming his porn now frfr

unkos new job is a horse semen extractor he needed a course to learn how to properly milk a fat horse cock

anything at all is a crazy amount compared to nothing. unko had already read more 3.5 years ago than bido has ever read

but his reading L is just the cherry on top. the real kicker is bido annihilated him on listening

ironically the only thing unko did better in and only slightly was the most superficial and trainable area of vocab

>>49914404
so were you planning on getting a job or are you just gonna have your wife do everything for you?

>>49914416
>unko had already read more 3.5 years ago than bido has ever read
how do you know that? besides it makes total sense he scored higher on listening with way more output hours than i had at the time

>>49914425
>you just gonna have your wife do everything for you?
his fat wife cant even walk lol

>>49914416
everything is trainable and i already told you i didnt do anything special to prepare for the test
>>49914425
why do you care so much how i live my life? lol

>>49914429
crazzy cope

>>49914425
nah im just going to a job interview for fun cause im quirky like that

someone post unko's betacuck arm

>>49914441
>>46606959

>>49914432
i don't. i just like observing how you squirm and cope

>>49914432
>why do you care so much how i live my life? lol
projection

>>49914447
what a basedboy lol

>>49914457
you can tell he's on roids

>>49914447
damn forgot how jacked i was back when i was taking my supplements
>>49914450
キモ
>>49914452
not really

it makes total sense bido scored higher on listening than a guy with a running digit span of literally 2 considering both things rely on the same underlying auditory attention mechanism

>>49914460
never understood this joke

tfw had more japanese friends before ever stepping foot in japan than unko does after living there for 2 years or w/e lol

the joke is roiders die early so unko would get to go to hell with his wife at the same time

>>49914462
meh doing the n1 listening again there was only really one question designed to test that and if wasnt the one i failed because i took notes during it
the rest were very simple and the one i failed i was scratching in my ear during

>taking notes
lol

>>49914483
i dont want normie friends though but blessed for you honestly

>the one i failed i was scratching in my ear during
>i dont want normie friends
the cope situation is insane

oh no

>>49914516
i quite literally was like i was drawing aliens and shit on the paper during the real n1 listening

2 digit span be like

>>49914483
married men dont need friends so ill just continue as i am

>>49914487
crazy how good AI is, its still distinguishable from the thumbnail tho

>>49914599
hot af

one day closer to aigooner being locked away in his pleasure cube away from everyone else

whats with the bido has more output hours than me cope unko literally couldnt stop talking about his ephemeral skypech friends for like years and that was probably at the same time he took the test

>>49914641
its funny how he wont make a vocaroo despite apparently having a better test score than me and having more output hours

>>49914641
i didnt call that much it was usually just text
its only really when i met my wife i started speaking every day

unko loves his wife so much that he'd rather spend all day being bombarded by hate posts by people who hate him then spend time with her lmfao

>>49914734
i didnt post at all on sunday

>>49914734
i dont even read half the things you guys say about me
im just bored sometimes and like bantering

its just sex

>>49914742
>>49914744
lol
>>49914746
yep my post about it being a sham hedonism fulfillment marriage couldnt be more true

too bad lil j isnt here to see his top djter pick get owned
then again he had a penchant for betting on the wrong horse

>>49914752
its real love but ok

>>49914768
he left due to unpleasant people like you or likely mainly because of you

he left cuz he got mad he got filtered lol

>>49914781
kek probably true

no no NOOo not the heckin unpleasantness ownedsareru no ha korigori da!!

jamal realized i could crush his skull with my giant bare slav hands and summarily tucked tail and ran

lil pippi felt threatened

What do if read more fails?

take an iq test

>>49914841
read less

lil j might move to japan soon

>>49914890
lmao people are seething cause kurds dont throw out garbage how japanese people do and go over the speed limit they'll have a full blown meltdown when thousands of africans flood in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuwFBaY9FKY
nanjo sounds rly good live but goddamn are anime concerts cringe

how do I distinguish the real and fake unkos?

it's not a blessing its a curse so just be grateful and move on ignoring the posts made by both of them

id say djt needs an entry iq test but then it wouldnt be fun

>>49914935
embrace the cringe
https://youtu.be/h4isKo0FDF8?t=2627

>>49914960
people would just sturdy for it until they pass

embrace a moving truck

high iqs can make ungameable iq tests

higher iqs can game it

thats called passing

seethy fetch *throws >>49914967 in the air*

the hardest to game tests are some of the simplest

>>49914494
>the rest were very simple and the one i failed i was scratching in my ear during
laughed

>>49914900
kurds are just a scapegoat used by turkish-japanese immigrants and taken advantage of by far-right japanese parties

wow they are so unique

kurds and turks fighting in japan is like aliens vs. predators choosing to fight on earth

>>49915034
ill never understand why that stupid little bitch that talks like a grandma had to be added into this. but there were some cool moments its a decent show even if the main premise is kinda retarded

What does djt think about making wet diarrhea poopy?

dno ask minishart

sigh, laughed

What is djt's opinion on spicy poopy that burns your asshole as it comes out?

going to play no time for caution in the background when i take the plunge with mind upload

>>49915134
im a gooner but this show was too boring for me

where's bitches nose?

Let's read Harry Potter in Japanese

dakanaito...

>>49915152
wotp
振り付け
>人が大勢いる廊下にポンと現れ、「オー、ポッター、いやなやつだ！⋯⋯」と今や歌に合わせた振り付けで踊る始末だった

lolcow shitko leaves thread dies

cease meta discussion or else

it's gotten boring even shitting on him

wonder how queef will officially cope about being dethroned by bido

he'll probably say the same thing about the time spent learning up to that point vs mine which is fair enough idk what i would have gotten 4+ years ago

I don't even understand all these different names, there needs to be a djt wiki

>>49915389
he took it last year lol

>>49915396
the fuck not sure why i thought it was a long time ago. but in any case he was never really into japanese much so its whatever

queef barely interacts with japanese anymore because he's got a family to worry about

yeah he needs to tend to his pisscord

This Rick And Morty ass writing is really hard to understand

I miss Japan

i still don't understand this まい shit.

>>49915405
thats a garbage cope he grinded 30 thousand cards spending hundreds of hours mining and repping and hundreds more writing kanji pointless scripts bots and dekinai guides

just learned that you only need 100/180 points to pass n1. no wonder there are people who don't know japanese who can pass it.

>>49915445
yeah but he did all that because he's insecure, wanted attention from people itt and had a massive chip on the shoulder rom being clowned on for years. he never did any of that stuff because he actually cared about getting good at japanese or using it for anything practical.

bido ripping a page out of ciarans humble bragging book you hate to see it

Is Japanese and learning ability the only thing you guys have? Why are you all so hostile towards one another

it's not humble bragging i genuinely dont think im that good at japanese relative to how long ive spent on it. im not that good at reading cause i dont read and im not that good at speaking cause i never bothered with pitch accent so i'll always sound kinda ass.

>>49915454
doesn't matter whether he cared because he put in the time all the same
at the end of the day his score is inferior to yours and his time and effort weighted performance triply so

it's obvious queef and unko are better than bido but bido is the new face of djt

i'll pass on that honor tnx

got a new burn ready for queef next time he posts

hey it's me queef

>>49915435
you have to expand your understanding of the volitional beyond just "let's do together"

>>49915479
better at sniffing their own farts maybe
if they were really better then their scores under standardized conditions would be higher but they weren't ergo they're inferior

I know you people are busy living out your parasocial soap opera, but immersion is on sale rn.

3 phrases to spice up your Japanese conversational skills
え、ちょっと待って、どういうこと？
そりゃそうっすねー
なんか気に食わねぇな…

>っす
kys

>>49915435
まい comes from まじ a verbal suffix that is the negative counterpart to べし｜べき

1. negative dubitation
- probably won't do x, probably don't intendo to do x
- consider unlikely, to doubt sth.
>今何か言っても、和也(かずや)の耳には届くまい
>節子を知らぬ人なら、その変化には気がつくまい
>そんな事はあるまいと医者に云われた

2. negative intentionalis
to not want to do x
>時々、父の怒声や母の泣く声がきこえ、その声を聞くまいとして、沼田(ぬまた)は布団を頭にまで引きあげ
>しつこい今井(いまい)が鬱陶しくなっていたが顔に出すまいと思う．

3. set expressions
*まいことか
this can't be, can you believe this? impossible
>あるまいことか、こんなことをしでかして

*まいものではない
not out of the ordinary, wouldn't be suprised if
>語ればどんな嫌疑を蒙るまいものでもないから、その時に語らぬのは勿論、日本に帰って来ても人に言わずに黙っていました

*まいし
after all it's not X
>犬の品評会じゃあるまいし、顔に客観的な規準をあたえるなどというのは、なんとしても幼稚すぎるように思うのだ

*とまいと
no matter whether x or not
>雨が降ろうと降るまいと

>Japanese
kys

who are you quoting

imagine a malodorous fat weeb using っす lol

その汗だくチンポを
嗅がせてもらおうじゃないか

dont have to imagine just listen to an unko vocaroo

self report

Anyone bought 今さらですが、幼なじみを好きになってしまいました1 yet?

no and hopefully nobody does

about seven or eight gay chimpoes

qm is still my hero

ok shart

A holistic chinpo experience

filtered

getting filtered by -tai polarity flips

fuck's a tai polarity flip

groq

what you need to do is

>>49915881
impossible without a hint

>>49915892
that is the hint
you find it on a container in the vicinity

ah i see. the second half is where its at with nichijou.

shoutu outu to singufurippusu

先ずうちさッ！
壺…あんだけど、買いてかない？

>>49914494
>i took notes during it
what the fuck are you on about
they tell you you can take notes but its a complete 初見殺し, youre not actually meant to do that because the hardest n1 listening question is "i want to become genki and there are 3 sodas in the vending machine and the purple one makes you genki when you drink it, which one should i drink" which makes note-taking pointless, add on to that the fact that you are splitting your concentration in half by writing

as for me im just built different

>>49915899
ok it took me embarrassingly longer than i care to admit but the repetition of the number 3 at the beginning is the key
the slashes between clauses was kind of a giveaway but the message reads
>第3の同志に告げる
>衛兵の襲撃が起こる前に財宝をザイオンから引き出すことに成功した
>大砂漠の寂れた僻地へ行け
>女神像の後ろを見てみろ
>パスワードを読み取るため法則を見つけ出せ
and every third letter in the set of greek letters below would be all upside-down gammas

lil dekiniggai talmbout upside down gammas but hes an upside down beta lmaooo

>>49915978
or i guess theyre lamdas lol
dame i am pretty dumb

>>49915978
>>49916000
yep yep

>>49916021
dont nod along like you werent begging for help you lil nig

>>49915445
>he grinded 30 thousand cards spending hundreds of hours mining and repping and hundreds more writing kanji pointless scripts bots and dekinai guides
not stuff you do if you like japanese itself
he likes/liked anki more than he ever cared about getting good

i love my wife so much

dame Xc

not my type sry

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>>49916202
I need English voices tho :3

one piece fan letter is still in the top 10. frieren still at #1 and it's not close. mal is looking good

>>49916202
nm there's no pause or press to continue which kinda sucks

watching youtube vids about japanese people with cancer for some reason

depressing

yeah shits sad

i forgot to sign up for n4....

isnt it still open?

man nobody does a human interest story like the japanese

what's a human interest story

have to turn off 家ついて行っていいですか half the time because its just people with cancer and i dont need that energy

someone i know just passed the jlpt n3 test

>>49916391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM0QTdVkWuk
stuff like this
>>49916392
those are some of the best episode but you just have to be wrong about everything

>>49916395
beginning of this made me so fucking sad i was about to minimize it but luckily i skipped to the end and lol'd

there was 1 jp doc i saw on youtube where they documented the life of this little kid with cancer and they showed her decline and ultimately her taking her last breaths and passing and i wept the entire time

is djt going to mourn me when i kill myself?

how would we know it happened

ill text you from heaven

>>49916431
don't do that it would make me sad

I'm dying of ass cancer

wish i became a doctor

>>49916436
but i dont want to keep suffering :'(

you've probably done next to nothing about it

>>49916431
dame! X(

wonder if theres a lot of suckin and fuckin that goes on in japanese hospitals like there is here. probably is considering shared emotionally traumatic experience makes people more likely to fuck each other

>>49916473
what are you suffering from

watch him say lack of gf

>>49916576
suffering from ligma

dont have time to wait for a reply but anyway you shouldnt pay heed to those who have no stake in your well being

the doctor said it's one of the worst cases of ligma he's ever seen

they need to get these old fucks under control

>>49916576
success

impersonating a loser for a year is some next level loserdom

why do you care so much? are you the loser in question? lol

can we get a fact check on when mlen started impersonating unko

>>49916576
sorry for the late reply
i dont really want to blogpost so ill just say its other people the ones making my life difficult
>>49916600
its not so easy man especially when these people DO have a stake in my well being and are constantly trying to make my life harder than it already is
i dont really want to kill myself so ill try to see how can i handle things at least for a while but if things dont get better (they have been bad for a very long time already) im gonna kill myself
but thanks for caring

>>49916666
just gotta marry a bba like me and youll be happy

>>49916664
it started happening consistently around july last year if im not mistaken

>>49916666
don't worry I'm always with you ;3

>>49916675
if youre gonna pretend to have a conversation with yourself at least get the date right
you started impersonating me in september

>>49916679
thanks

>>49916695
kek

おはようおにいちゃん

きょうのにほんご

>夏バテ

夏の終わりごろに体調が悪くなることだよ

がんばれおにいちゃん

tkyosam

white male version of unko's beloved

>>49916852
I wanna switch on the naki bokuro with my finger (｡･ω･)σ)Д`)ﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝ

my wife looks like lizzo if she was yellow

>>49916852
if my friends were here in japan and they asked me to translate this id be like
>uhhhh she said she wants to borrow a cats paw

yup time to immerse in water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlCQWidye1Q

One Degenerate meets Another (Daniel and Tkyosam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aap4fdw5fTk

タコピーなんだけど

なんかすいません

なんかアメリカで覚悟してない

客入れて見せちゃったらしい

急に見せられたら吐くよ

The Splendid Performance
Farplane Sending / The Sending
Macalania ForestSeymour's Ambition
Wandering Flame
Besaid Island
Sprouting
Song of Prayer
Attack

>>49912178
yes, do it for fun

>>49916989
日常茶飯事 in Japan yo! ;)

did you guys know that i am obsessed with tkyosam?

>>49917036
is that video still up on youtube where he baths with this chick 1/10 his size?

>>49917041
why arent you learning japanese this way?

farting chimpoes desu wa

what do you call a kokujin
a chinpozee

racism wa ikemasen wa

>>49917056
nobita: buraku piiparu

>>49917052
スミスかオロゴンの2タイプしかいない！知らんけど( ˘ω˘)

its a complement though'tamenshikahoweverbeit

I need to become a wife worthy of moe

true I need a moe wife

>>49917076
you are my 紫陽花 san desu :3

けつまんこ

>>49917006
一般客いれてタコピーはまずいでしょ

せっかく一般に見れてしまわないように

１８禁にしてるのに

ＴＢＳがほんとにすいません

>>49917110
最高でしたって ;3

surely "they" realize the demand for jdramas abroad do they truly not care?

>>49917135
１８禁を無差別に見せるなんて

ぜったいにしてはいけない

of the top languages japanese has the lowest second language learners i suspect this is because japanese is only spoken in japan but who is actually learning hindi

>>49916615
スティーブ・ジョブズ氏 は誰ですか

>>49917239
why would I learn hindi when I can speak bad callcenter english, their native tongue

>>49917248
hindi has so many second language speakers and im wondering why who is actually learning that gobbledygook?

i cant wait to finally be fluent guys

In summary, while not legally impossible, the combination of Japan’s strict citizenship laws, small Indian population, cultural homogeneity, and lack of historical precedent makes the probability of an Indian-origin prime minister extremely low, likely under 1% in the near term. Long-term changes in demographics or attitudes could increase this slightly, but it remains a distant prospect without major societal shifts.

they won't accept our curry forever (´・ω:;.:...

>>49917427
why japanese not fat if they eat like that only tkyosam fat is gaijin no match for superior nihonjin genes?

>>49917430
instead, Japanese get diabetes because they don't have insulin (ヽ´ω`)

>>49917427
>>49917438
cant tell if black hafu or just thai

polrotten brain

>>49917258
>>49917239
other indians

>>49917465
so zainichi paki dalits?

タコピーでわからないのは

ＯＰで地球爆破があるんだよ

ハッピー星にはさ

あるんだよね

惑星破壊兵器が

ハッピー星は過去にたぶん使ったことあるんだ

where can i find japanese documentaries? are there many on netflix or where do they release that kind of stuff?

>>49917438
imagine the shits haha

showest me thine moomin penis

ハッピーを広めるためっていう理由も

ハッピー信仰してる相手には

破壊兵器を使わないルールかもしれない

>>49917559
theres a decent amount on youtube
https://youtu.be/ZWomuWd7-to

おちんぽはいかがでしょうか

you can learn a lot about japanese by listening to japanese people who are almost fluent in english speaking english.
they tend to mimic japanese filler speech in english like often saying "isn't it?" or "and then".

間もなくウンチが出ます

>>49917769
hate how the sweat gathers in my crack when I'm about to have to poop

>>49917784
wotp
背筋
冷たい汗が背筋を伝って下へ下へと這い降りて、お尻の割れ目の中に目一杯い今にも溢れそうに淀みつづけていた

>>49917902
>つづけていた
*つづけていった

love me a metroidvania but hollow knight looks sovless af and i cant bring myself to play it

>>49917731
lrlrlrlr... >:3

>>49917962
Didn't ask
Also, I started playing it like 3 times but always dropped it after the first boss. Genuinely don't understand its Reddit fame. It's like what if Metroid Dread was a boring as fuck game where it's not fun to move around. That said, unlike you I hate 99% of metroidvanias so maybe you'll like it

>>49917962
what do you think is a good metroidvania then

>>49917996
most of them, if you're asking about recent games bloodstained is a masterpiece

>>49917994
>what do you mean you don't get all your movement abilities right from the start?
are you retarded or something? do you even know what a metroidvania is?

>>49918004
In Metroid Dread Seamus is fun to control with zero upgrades. This is why Metroidvania cattle are the lowest form of a gamer, they have convinced themselves that the game feeling like shit is a good thing.

>>49918003
couldn't have named a game with a more soulless look lil zoom zoom

>>49918003
what the fuck

>>49917962
yea it does seem soulless compared to the metroid games i've played

iga-fags are delusional

>>49918009
やっぱ月下の夜想曲よな( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

there unironically isn't a more ugly metroidvania than bloodstained. literally stopped playing because of how hideous it looked. made me feel like I was covered in grime while playing.

Why does all info say that you can learn hiragana in like one week. How the hell do you remember and memorize everything?

>>49918058
you will never be a woman

dame i had no idea the real castlevania successor would generate so much seethe

>>49918068
some people can but even in their case it takes a lot longer than a week till you can see it in text and read it without thinking

>>49918064
not to mention all the shit ass Kickstarter backer portraits everywhere

>>49918068
learn it in table form, not in random order
learn one row per day
write the table several times every day as far as you know it
anyone can do this

>>49918098
yeah that's what i'm doing

>>49918068
you don't memorise them dumb dumb, you just learn to recognise them.

https://gohoneko.neocities.org/learn/kana
just grind this for like 8 hours total and you'll have learned to recognise them all.

>>49918115
then you should be done with memorizing the 46 base characters in 9 days
occasionally forgetting someone after these initial 9 days is completely normal
just continue writing the entire table for a while, shouldn't take more than a minute
make sure you understand who mora work too especially when it comes to learning about ぎゃ、ぎゅ、ぎょ and つ、っ etc.

https://youtu.be/J_HLY0Rss-g
https://youtu.be/kNJW-VJN22U
https://youtu.be/K8E-cU19PMs

>>49918068
just immerse and you will get them

white noising kana

why is it 話さない and not 話しない... I thought す becomes し

>>49918267
In Japanese conjugation, -す verbs like 話す do not always convert to し outside of certain forms. The confusion comes from overgeneralizing the ます-stem (連用形), where 話す does indeed become 話し (as in 話します).

For the negative form (未然形 + ない), the rule is different. The 未然形 of 話す is 話さ-, not 話し-. That’s why you get 話さない, not 話しない.

The -し stem only appears when attaching things like ます or forming compounds (話し方, 話し終える). For negatives, volitionals, and conditionals, the 未然形 governs, and that’s why you see 話さない, 話そう, 話せば.

In short: す し is only the conjunctive stem, not the negative. For negatives, す さ.

>>49918280
her penis is bigger than mine

the word 八百屋 has insane lore

It does. 八百屋 (やおや) literally means “eight-hundred shop,” but historically it came to mean greengrocer—a shop selling fruits and vegetables. The “八百” isn’t random; it’s a classical idiom. In premodern Japanese, 八百 (literally “eight hundred”) was used hyperbolically to mean “a great many” or “countless.” You still see this nuance in words like 八百万 (やおよろず), meaning “eight million” but actually signifying “myriad” or “innumerable,” especially in the phrase 八百万の神 (the myriad Shinto deities).

So, 八百屋 originally implied a shop with “innumerable goods,” not strictly limited to produce. Over time, though, its association narrowed to the produce trade. The suffix -屋 is simply “shop” or “seller,” so the term concretized into “vegetable seller.”

The lore is that 八百 was a poetic exaggeration, then semantic drift nailed it down into a very mundane occupation. The contrast between the lofty sense of “myriad” and the down-to-earth greengrocer is why it feels so loaded.

>>49918347
that's not even half the lore

>the word 八百屋 has insane lore
>that's not even half the lore

chatgpt cuck seething!

acquired 着床 from loli doujinsi

tyakutoko? tyakutoko?

never happened >:3

>>49918386
the fuck is going on with the "furigana"

>>49918357
You’re right. The full 八百屋 story runs deeper than the shorthand explanation. Originally, 八百屋 did not exclusively mean a greengrocer. In the Edo period, many 八百屋 were general merchants, peddling a hodgepodge of cheap goods—utensils, paper, foodstuffs, whatever sold. The “八百” signaled variety rather than a specific commodity. It was essentially a jack-of-all-trades shop. Only later, as distribution networks matured and specialization increased, did “八百屋” become fixed as the word for fruit-and-vegetable sellers.

There’s also a performative dimension: in Edo street culture, 八百屋 had a reputation as loud barkers, competing for attention. Their cries and salesmanship were a stock motif in rakugo and kabuki. In some sources, the term 八百屋お七—the infamous arsonist girl—connects directly to that merchant milieu.

On top of this, the 八百 element carries the folkloric resonance you hinted at. Just as 八百万の神 doesn’t literally mean eight million gods, 八百屋 evoked a “myriad of goods” and by extension the chaotic abundance of the city marketplace. So, the word embodies a semantic layering: hyperbolic numeral generalist shopkeeper vegetable dealer.

>>49918068
>learn hiragana in like one week
LOOOOOOL
here, you can learn in 3 days
https://djtguide.neocities.org/kana/

New.
>>49918575
>>49918575
>>49918575

>>49917427
is the black sauce some type of curry sauce?

>>49918584
yeah the one in the pic is a Kanazawa curry :3

>>49918618
thanks for telling, fren!