Thread 49916926

I want to the Scarlet Devil Mansion's rumored basement lady!
I heard she was locked up there for being CHINESE instead of European like her sister...

>>49916926 (OP)
Do NOT slander FLAN

nope she sicilian

She's locked up because she smells like shit, SHIT!

>>49917131
I hope ur lungs get melted to sludge by her feet unwashed since the renaissance

>>49916926 (OP)
I need to have sex with Flan

>>49917140
she's only 515 years and 30 days old

>>49917174
wasnt she 495 in eosd?
Flanny sure has grown a lot

>>49917131
I heard Yōkai fumes so so pungent that they have the potential to shapeshift other people's bodies, glad that's just a silly rumor though haha

>>49917181
it's been 2 decades

>>49917183
yeah 2 decades of daily nakadashis and still no offspring

>>49917131
>jerking off
girls don't have a PP

>>49917188
she too mentally ill

>>49917198
why is she eating jelly with a knife is she dumb?

>>49917216
why is she dunking her feet in chocolate

>>49917189
Touhous can grow or banish one whenever they feel like it!

>>49916926 (OP)
PAIZURI

>>49917227
added flavor for the pitiful humans

>>49916926 (OP)
Is this the new Chinese Girl thread?

Take a bath you smelly shit

You are the one stinking up the thread with your soiled diaper!

>>49917131
this image speaks volumes

>>49917421
reeks volumes*

>>49917131
Imagine huffing her crotch.

Call me Joe Biden because I want to SNIFF

>>49917513
>>49917511
what if Flan saw these posts?

>>49917557
She would immediately violently squirt into her yellow-crusted panties.

>>49917557
This is the reason she stopped NEETing out in SFW

>>49917563
Flan is inherently NSFW.

>>49917566
I agree but I wasn't referring to that

>>49917358
Yes, but we are currently in PUNGENT hours

>>49917584
People hate on deviantart but I've found a lot of 2hu things there that don't exist anywhere else. Too bad their search is shit and most old things are gone forever

It's not a Chinese Girl thread till the archive is posted.
https://rentry.org/hongfever
There, now it's a Chinese Girl thread.

>>49918842
>Nearly 7,000 views
where are these people even coming from?

>>49916926 (OP)
Imagine Flandre screaming and insisting that she's supposed to be a guy, and the real Flan stole her body, and Remilia just thinking it's some silly game so tells her to quit goofing around or her solitary confinement punishment will last longer!

Flandre would play goofy games like that, huh?

>>49920882
Mostly bots scraping.

>>49921107
>Mostly bots scraping.
Yuiman is reading our stories!
She checked our archive!
Or she scraped it off the Internet....

>>49924303
If she can create fake people, does that mean she's able to create fake 2hus, that falsely believe they're anons who have been turned into 2hus?

>>49921107
Nah, there aren't that many bots scrapping. Bots would be a much smaller percentage, less than 10%

>>49924368
Seems like a recipe for many different story angles if you ask me. Someone should take advantage of that.
>>49918842
Not sure if it's been updated from last time either but here's your reminder if not.

>>49934546
FW has a lot of story potential in general like the mutation stones.

hmmmmmm...

>>49917181
I read this when I was suicidal and still don't get why she didn't do it, just like I don't get why I didn't either

Mad Alice would work too damn well for this Tf/Tg stuff

>>49939801
>Mad Alice
Who?

>wake up
>look in the mirror
>see this
wat do

>>49944204
"Why is my mirror broken..."

>>49917182
The curse of Ra.......

>>49944121
A secret boss from a touhou fan game

you know explaining what a Mad Alice is would probably make me come off as insane

ehh I probably should

>>49945693
Is this you shilling your OC or something? I know writing requests are done here so I could see somebody requesting for that.

>>49945711
she isnt my oc

>>49945753
You sure? You seem a lot more autistic than the usual posts especially with talking to yourself in the thread in a way that isn't really even samefagging.

>>49945970
I did not make the fan game she is from nor was a part of her creating I just autistically obsess over her

Nothing done for Miku's birthday...

>>49948614
I guess nobody wants to Miku

how the hell this turned into a miku thread

>>49916975
Do NOT FLANDER slan

>>49957013
Is Touhou Girl TF just the ultimate form of self-flanderization?

How easy would it be to rape Flandre if you had access to the basement?

>>49955787
nobody wants lameo shrine maiden fairy tales anymore gramps, it's the era of popstars now!

>>49959122
flandre rapes you

Count Prismriver accidentally turned himself into a girl and discovered it felt too good to return to living as a man. So (s)he fled under cover of night.

In response to the sudden disappearance of their father, the girls split up and went their separate ways. Layla stayed behind and discovered the artifact. Realising that her father was alive and well, she realised how much of a waste the artifact would be, and kept it secret. However her sisters never returned, which greatly saddened her.

She catfished a few men and turned them into clones of her sisters with some conditioning to make them play along; and lived a long and happy life with her new sisters. As she grew into old age, she realised that her new sisters were unaging, and the more they lived as her sisters, the less they cared about being men. Being that no-one knew that they were alive after Layla's death, the new Prismriver sisters were sucked into Gensokyo.

>>49950616
The idol life of Miku is much harder than the idle life of a 2hu.

>>49965786
oh please, being a vocaloid is just dressing pretty and lip-syncing to songs you didn't write. I could do that with my eyes closed.

How can Sakuya look at Flan with a straight face?

>>49965807
Tough talk for a fella that's now suddenly growing toothpaste hair and boobs for some reason

>>49965807
>lip-syncing to songs you didn't write
No, when a Miku hears music she's compelled to sing along with it. Common misconception.