Thread 49920795

Yeah. So THAT just happened.

>>49920795 (OP)
Did ZUN really have to make ANOTHER Yatsuhashi?

Day 8 of goooning to Ariya's feet, almost came to her bodied gyate but I'm still waiting for drawfags to make a good pic of her soles.

>>49920807
it's a big family

This is a story about breaking a curse.

...Where is everyone?

>>49921008
Right behind you.

>>49921011
FVA

I just want you to be happy!

>>49921230
thank you

>>49920810
im mikoing it

>>49921263
Are ya winning, Crown Prince?

>>49920807
Yeah

her name is bukkakeren

>>49921011
is she a YER or CK kinda spy

>>49921310
Yeah?

>>49920795 (OP)
futa artist

zased... so fucking ZASED....

>>49921648
The background in this image looks like the wall in Squidward's bedroom

>>49921663
He may be cultured but he's not that cultured

>>49921663
>>49921664
Patrickautist.........

How is Medicine different from any other tsukumogami? she's listed as separate species for some reason

>>49921679
She got there first so that makes her special

>>49921508
YER is way more suitable for Sakuya's personality

>>49921682
I want a poisonous thighjob from this doll

Ariyanal

>>49921726
It is going to fall right the fuck off from gangrenous rot immediately afterwards.

>>49920795 (OP)
Even if you keep forcing it, I refuse to like this AI generated 2hu.
Sorry, jeet. Carbon copies of mythical figures are just too boring.

... Why has Ariya become the new mascot of /jp/hu?

>>49921795
Sexy bigtit homely tomboyhu

>>49921795
A single person forcing 2hus don't make it into a mascot, Meiranigger

>>49921802
>>49921793
Homelybroken

>>49921800
so just headcanon garbage gotcha

>Meira out of NOWHERE
Don't make me say it...

>>49921824
Koisneed

>>49921824
beiramoken?

jackal enjoyers! jackalman enjoy

This just proves that it's only one person making these threads

>>49921858
Is this "person" here with us now?

Is meira here with us now?

meira meira on the wall who's sneedest of them all

Meira...is DEAD...

But she got better...

... at DYING

That's right! DEAD Serious about visiting Reimu&GenjiiLand!

DIE THE DEATH GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

Meiroth Ur welcomes you Yatsuvar, my old friend. But to this place, where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared?

Meiratchet and Riklank

what 2hu from windows has the most forgettable song
what PC98hu has the most forgettable song

>>49922017
>what 2hu from windows has the most forgettable song
Either Zanmu or Grape I don't even remember if they have their own songs in UDoALG let alone how they sound...
>what PC98hu has the most forgettable song
I think only MS has pretty forgettable soundtrack, so uh either stage 1 jobber or stage 2 jobber. I can't even remember their names let alone songs and I threw away *dozens* of lunatic runs because of unfortunate death on stage 1 or 2 and still can't remember anything about their themes.

>>49922029
FUCK you

>>49922031
What pathetic favourite of yours did he manage to insult?

>>49922017
Kyoko
Louise/Kurumi
Stage 2 girls tend to be a mixbag when it comes to themes, I don't really Hina's or Chen's either

>>49922035
Actually scrap those two Meira's theme is so forgettable I didn't even consider it lol

>>49922017
Narumi's theme took me a bit to nod to myself, Illusionary White Traveler's a lot better and unlike songs people mention often as songs they don't like to the point of not being forgotten, Narumi never really makes that list.
Most early stages from PC-98 except Decoration Battle and She's in a Temper don't come to me immediately.
>>49922029
If you don't remember Kingdam of Nothingness and the sound of mongolian throat singers dying that's your own fault, not Zammy. UDoALG spams that song too, it overrides 90% of story final boss themes.

>>49922050
>If you don't remember Kingdam of Nothingness and the sound of mongolian throat singers dying that's your own fault
Possibly, there is a good chance that my body simply doesn't want to remember anything about this game. Personal bias I guess, I checked Zanmu theme to remind myself and ye it's actually really solid, I have no idea why I didn't remember anything about it.
I still stand by the fact that Grape theme is forgettable however.

>>49922050
Narumi's theme is not bad but it's pretty lackluster for a stage 4 boss
I do agree Zanmu is sort of memorable for the vocal track, I think the most forgettable theme from UDoALG is probably Enoko's because of how awful the insturments chosen for her theme are

>>49922068
I didn't object to Hisami's. That's valid, she's not that common and her theme is not quite as notable. Anything but Tiny Shangri-La and its erhu, and Kingdam of Nothingness, is a valid answer to me, although I do remember Chiyari's theme because ZUN's attempts at "spooky" sounding themes tend to stick in my head better.
>>49922071
That's fair.

>>49922068
>>49922087
I like Hisamin's theme it reminds be of Rural Makai Esoterica which is an S tier stage theme

>Meira out of nowhere again
eyup!

there's a meira in my soup

No refunds. And stop drinking her pool.

Isn't Hisami just grape Kaguya

What if Hisami IS Kaguya. Ever see them in the same room together?

Isn't Kaguya just moonie Star

another jet black himecut girl would save veehu

Hisalami

what about sunny?

>>drinks Meira
zamn, going balls deep?

>>49922183
In my bed.
Sleeping.
Shhh don't wake her up.

>>49922183
what about a punch to your face

>>49922183
Fairy Mugetsu

>>49922179
Hersalami

>>49922196
SHUT UP!!!!

Hisami is 7ft tall

>>49922210
titcow

>>49922212
>feet not detailed
it's shit

>>49922210
It's a bit closer to 8ft actually last I checked

>>49922235
Proofs???

>>49922243
Legs.

>>49922248
That's not proofs!!!

Isnt she described as tall and beautiful

Tall slender handsome woman…

>>49922254
>beautiful
nope

>>49922254
Tall and... homely

>>49922267
well at least she's described as not ugly

>>49922255
AHHHHH I NEED TO FUCK A HOMELY GIRL

>>49922331
....................

>>49922327
>do not reupload my art
why did keiki and misumaru say that

>>49922366
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ubamna
Michigan
Chimichanga

I will start my day with tea.

*shits diaper*

HEY MERTH do you like homely girls?

which 2hu has the best drip

Start your day with a peach instead

>>49922374
Yachie is a dragon turtle not a deer calm down

*flies*

>>49922463
get this hobo off my screen

>>49922505
She's a deer fucker

>>49922505
However, Yachie's species is known to track down deer and rape them.
Yachie is upset because there are now less deer to rape.

Kicchou-sama plays Deltarune

otterbros...

>>49922546
this artist draws hyper futa

the poster below draw hyper futa

>>49922547
>>49922555
>feralhu
Why isn't this Tewibraphog's favorite 2hu then

>>49922583
she prefers horses, sometimes dogs

>>49922604
yeehaw

take it off

.

Im going insane

It's okay. Tocchan can save you.

yay

>>49922693
will she give me a brainwash and turn me into a living water treatment center too?

yatsuhashi more like yatsuwho??

shi

yatsussy

Yatsuhasissy

I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich.

Yatsujashi

Talk about Hisami please

talk about chen please

>>49922854
ugly and retarded lesbo accessory
>>49922858
nothing character carried by unfunny cat memes

I GET UP IN THE MORNING
AND MEIRA IN THE BATHROOM
AND WHEN I'M IN THE BATHROOM
I HAVE TO WAG MY MEIRA

I LIKE EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS
I LIKE EXPENSIVE FOOD
AND WHEN I EAT A LOT OF IT
I GOTTA TAKE A MEIRA

OMG REMITRANNY HI!!!

What happened to Katsuranon..?

>>49922911
don't insult mierda

YatsuhaSHIT

shartori

99 yatsuwhoshi

Koishit

behead those who insult meira

who?

Seishart

Why didn't Genji tell Reimu that Meira is her secret cousin?

takane
narumi
sariel

male feet

post Sariel's feet

>>49922972
>39:11
>>49922973
>39:10
H-Huh?

bwuh

time traveller anon tell us about the future

>>49922972
Hi Alice!

Alice gets cucked ASMR

>>49922979
TOKI WO TOMARE
ZA WAURDO

>>49922972
how'd you do that

ENOUGH

>>49923002
!!!!!!!!!!!

futaGOD I missed you

>>49922988
it's grim

Hisami tall

Marisa short

Shimmy microscopic

Raiko giantess

brapiko smelly

Alice irrelevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTfLFVdhHfs

I was expecting completely cringe crap but it's only mostly cringe kinda charming The OST is actually pretty solid

>>49923146
My westabrap is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npwVizwp41s

>>49923146
it is in fact completely cringe crap, barely lasted 10 mins of this mind torture

>>49923146
Is this Cookie?

...

>>49923371
isnt agp like an ai thing did he turn into a robot ?

>>49923371
Why are you in that thread in the first place?

>>49923387
That's AGI, you goof.

>>49923439
Runecrafting is still worse

I'm having cold coffee.

First rule of the meiracord is:
You do not talk about the meiracord

Ariya does NOT have man hands and man feet, she has girly feminine features. That artist needs to stop using his own man hands as a reference

Ariya is actually male.

>>49923842
I will still fuck her thoughsobeit

Wait, Ariya is a girl? I thought it was a guy and ZUN was being daring

ZUN have gotten more colorful in his design

Which of the newhus give the best footjob?

Everyone's shoes got stolen

They are wild youkai from the ancient part of Gensokyo of course they would have no shoes

>>49924006
Probably Nina considering she's had almost no long-term exposure to the harsh elements against her Venusian skin yet

they call me the shoe stealer
They also call me the foot feeler

>>49924022
It's uncanny that so many newhus are barefoot now, like holy shit zun are they really so primitive they can't afford shoes???

>>49924038
Actually it's a lifestyle choice, sharp pebbles and sticks stabbing the bottom of your soles constantly is "in" now.

>>49923978
Kill yourself

>>49924038
ZUN realize youkai would have no need for shoes of all thing, they are either super tough or can just fly

Played the game and this girl is literally what people think Koishi is like in fanon

Nemuno 3.0
Yatsuhashi Dementia Raven Way
Conspiracy Alice

>>49922972
He... he got the "timing" "right"!
"You" are truly unfathomable...

>>49922972
>>49922973
wtf is this sorcery anyway
he knew feet was being posted

I'm helpless and frustrated

I'm trapped and betrayed

>>49924214
Say it so the whole board can hear you. LOUDER!

Any anons interested in playing Danmaku!! with the boys on Tabletop Simulator this Friday?

>>49924424
no

>>49924424
BTW, we'll all be jerking off together in discord VC, so make sure to join us, silly boys~
Frotting meetup sesh planned for this Satuday~

>>49924424
I don't trust people who ask to play games while also posting lust provoking images. It reeks of impure intentions.

>>49924438
You WISH, dude

>>49924438
Ehhhh you're so silly anon~

sorry but im mikophobic

you're WHAT

When it's raining miko be sure to wear a coat that's mikophobic

>>49924424
Nvm you guys are not invited.

>>49924473
Anyone can join, quit being so exclusive. Our Danmaku!! group isn't some secret cabal, any /v/hu anon that knows how to behave themself is welcome to join

>>49924473
It's better to ask during peak American hours, since there are more genuine posters then.

>>49924482
how about you quit being manwhore

>>49924483
That's just false. Nobody joined drawgames during American hours.

Americans are cool, Euros are just PRETENTIOUS

>>49924490
False. As shown by the gartic host yesterday, as we entered peak American hours there was suddenly a flood of people who joined it >>49916140
Are you simply falseflagging or are you unaware of when peak American hours begin?

>>49924510
Bitch please. Where were those "americans" during drawful?

ameiracan hours

>>49924526
I was one of the first to have joined that session, anon...

Why the fuck has no one drawn futa Toyohime mindbreaking Yuiman while Ariya watches

yabba...

Americans suck

Yatsuhashi Dementia Raven Way lay in a crib helpless and frustrated

My posture hurt my rib too hard I stick my tongue out trying to endure the pain out of reflex

I shit myself when scared

Yuiman was used up

>>49924526
Anon, are you retarded? Gartic was happening as peak American hours started. Drawful happened before Gartic. Ergo, Drawful happened before peak American hours.
I hope that you're able to understand this basic fucking logic.

yuriman kanako dyke theory

>>49924588
BRAVO ZUNJIMA

>>49924483
>>49924490
I don't goto sleep and wake up at the same time every day so when I'm able to participate in something is sort of random

I start moaning like a girl and get on my knees when I'm scared

>>49924090
>this girl is literally what people think Koishi is like in fanon
Fanon Koishi is more like mental illness schizo, while Nina is strictly conspiracy theorist schizo.

>>49924588
Why would YURIman cuck the handsome god of her country with-
Ohhhhh

What nuhu is doing the best

>>49924586
Sorry mate but if you live on the western coast you don't matter. Peak american hours happen where Tsunanon is. (east coast)

>>49924610
I live on the East Coast. The post that I linked to in the previous thread was from 7:20PM. 7PM is when peak American hours start on the weekdays because that's roughly when people on the East Coast get online after coming home from work and school.
Please don't talk about things that you don't understand.

>>49924620
>7PM is when peak American
It's not though. Thanks for outing yourself as a larper.

>>49924610
>where Tsunanon is. (east coast)
Check your character profiles anon, wrong side of the country. I've never even seen Atlantic waters before in my entire life.

WHERES HAMBURGERHELPER

I thought Tsundereanon was in Massachusetts

>>49924635
Sure, have a nice day you Euro or South American subhuman.
>>49924665
You should visit each corner of the country at least once.

>>49924698
Got no arguments, ameriretard? How do you not know your own east peak hour?

My diaper is in shambles

>>49924706
My job finishes at 6. I get home and have dinner around 6:30, which is when I'll get online, and when I see people I know get online. If you disagree then there's nothing else to say, you're a shitposting retard or someone who's lucky enough to get home earlier.

America reminds me of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 7

fish :)

>>49924722
>peak hours are based on MY job hours
Peak mental gymnastics.

>>49924602
Yuiman - 235
Ariya - 184
Nina - 135

>>49924797
Nina nyoooooooooooo!

>>49924749
I'm not impressed by you anymore Reimu. This isn't goodbye, in fact it isn't even a declaration of intent repatriate. It's a message in a bottle that becomes life against your pyromania. Check the sharingan eyes miss walking bomb.

Next game demo is Marisa and Reimu.
Next actual game is Rin Satsuki Mokou Sanae and Seiga.
Where is my enemy? Where is the one who kills me in battle?

>>49924229
I'M HELPLESS AND FRUSTRATED

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A MARISISSY!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49922229
That's how tabi sock soles look, you goofy goober.

No one says "kya".

bwuh

>>49924822
/v/hu has been proven to be stupidly uncultured about japanese culture, it's really no surprise that people make an a out of themselves even if intentionally

>>49924828
What if they're running around with toast in their mouth?

>>49920795 (OP)
>Yeah. So THAT just happened.
wtf happened

>>49924946
People get a free pass to say it then but only if that's the case

LEAVE MARISISSY ALONE

They are so cool

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. Has to happen. Nice thread. /v/hu is a good thread. I love shitting, diapers, my favorite. But I'm brapping for something different now

>>49925305
Poor people cant be cool

FVARK

What games need 2hu mods?

>>49925305
Is this from a doujin, or is it an edit of something? Either way, please share the doujin or the artist, saucenao and google give nothing.

>>49925390
Vintage Story got its first Touhou mod 5 days ago, after being around for 9 years. It desperately needs more.

i think /v/ needs a 2hu mod

>>49925390
the terraria 2hu mod is pretty good

>>49925414
This looks like bootleg Minecraft

>>49925511
Yeah the devs started out making a Minecraft mod. It's significantly better than Minecraft if you like survival sim autism though.
When you start out you have to make flint tools, which require you to hit flint with a rock. You have to actually carve out the shape of a tool manually.
If you want to make metal tools first you have to find small chunks of copper that spawn on the surface, heat it up with charcoal which you make by creating a pit, filling it with wood, and then lighting it and leaving it for an in-game day, and then you have to pour that molten copper into a mold, which you make by shaping clay into the mold which you have to again carve by hand and then fire it in a pit for another in-game day.
I have fun with it.

>>49925305
Oh God Shion and Jo'on are going to get slaughtered...

Shion no difs you.

THE CONCH SIGNAL

>>49924424
>>49924482
I am! Will any of my thread HEROES be there, like Merth?

>>49924424
Why is sanae such a FUCKING WHORE

>>49925813
ask him

>>49925981
HEY MERTH will you be there?

>>49926004
Probably not

>>49926038
Awwwww

Will any of my threadHEROES be there?

>>49926058
most likely not

I miss hinapervert.
She never shows up here or on f-list anymore...

>>49925965
Gensokyo has bad role models
>>49924445
Reimu normalized whore culture

>>49926064
Awwwwwwwwwww

What is Danmaku anyways

>>49926083
Wait hold on let me make it more discernable that I made this

>>49926089
a dogshit horribly balanced team-based "social deduction" card game with 2hus.
Essentially, Bang! but with 2hus. Lots of fun memories were had over the course of several years.

>>49926083
>>49926101
s'nice. Barely 2hu, but s'nice

>There are female Touhou cosplayers on discord right now trying to groom underage boys to marry the moment they turn legal
What excuse do you have for not being married Anon?

>>49926325
the girl outside of her cosplay looks like a kike

>>49926332
whether she's ugly or not is up for interpretation, but the jew signals started blaring the moment i saw it

>>49926325
No one's ever tried to groom me, and the only girl that's liked me turned out to be a former drug addict with AIDS.
Some people just never had a chance.

>>49926325
some people don't want their real lives and digital lives to cross paths. admitting such feelings sounds like a gamble.

>>49924424
Is it true people erp in these things?

one must imagine mikosisters happy

I choked on my own spit

>>49926325
>jewish
>ugly as shit
lol
lmao

STOP NOTICING
SHUT IT DOWN NOW NOW NOW

Maybe we got it all wrong, Sanae must be after all these shotas for their foreskins so she may remain young as she distracts them by promising a good time.
This is the ultimate truth!
Her secret of youthfulness!

Well, we've got that figured out.
But WHY DOES Yuuka have such a strange preference in her male partners?

>good time
bad time
sans undertale
zanmu touhou
Another victory for Nippaku-sama

Shut the fuck up your literalhu shithu poophu will never be canon EVER EVER EVER

yippie! hooray! yahoo!

>>49926564
Reisen after the 150th creampie she's received that day

>>49926544
I guess we'll have to update that list of her Ten Desires then...

>>49926555
Ah-hah! This one is quite simple to figure out. I just know it from the top of my head.
Yuuka is, in fact, looking for better fertilizers for her flowers, and given by their appearance and smell, she packs them up and make them sleep in the flowers later on.
This is the ultimate truth!

>>49926555
Melanin has long been believed to be the key to a long and prosperous life. Thus, liches inject themselves with copious amounts of stolen melanin to keep themselves alive longer.
Yuuka is merely playing the long game

>>49926574
MAI WIFE! ...and Mai and Mai are there too I guess.

>>49926581
But Nina, that's racist

>>49926581
that still doesn't explain why she won't have sex with me DAMNIT
i'm her husband!

>>49926592
Uhh, your penis is too small?
This is the ultimate truth, after all!

>>49926599
FUCK YOU NINA

>ultimate truth
Perfect Cherry Blossom stage 6

>>49926603
yuyuko is my perfect cherry popper

hag popper

>>49926613
I prefer hag pooper

>>49926325
Online relationships nowadays are too much of a gamble, even those got tainted thanks to covid making more people flock to it and any sense of connection you could potentially get out of a MMORPG is long gone, the way how things goes nowadays makes them too fickle to rely on and often leads to awful heartache in the end.

>>49926626
speaking from experience huh

>>49926581
so Yuuka folds and packs black people inside of plastic bags to be used as fertiliser?
So that's why the jews ran the slave trade...

Momoyo themed footjob

>>49926599
Do you have any more stunning revelations for us?

my heart is black

>>49926640
you have a black... SOUL?

>>49926647
shit game kys

yukari is all used up and abandoned

>>49926629
Partially, yes. Not just my own but from friends as well.

Yukari was used up

I'm a blacked soul

I was the one who used up Yukari.

>>49926660
based Yuuka taking out the trash

you are now entering: yuuka borough, new yuuka city

dont make me tap the sign

Alice was used up

>>49926668
Why the FVARK did she scratch one of the stickers off
I'M TELLING MIKO

Miko is truly brave and stunning

>>49926668
Mikosisters I feel so hecking validated!

I AM NOT HELPLESS AND INVALIDATED I AM NOT HELPLESS AND INVALIDATED I AM NOT HELPLESS AND INVALIDATED I AM NOT HE

>>49926688
GAYLICE MOFUARK HERO

MOFVVRKS lost though

>>49926708
cute boys

>>49926720
sorry meant for
>>49926670

my anus is on fire

>>49926746
ok chinadiaper schizo

>>49926770
Archaeologists found a six-inch stone penis while excavating the Tower of Meira (Torre de Meira) in the city of Ría de Vigo in the northwest region of Spain.

Phallic symbolism is commonly found in prehistoric artifacts, but it is less common in finds from the medieval era. That’s why archaeologists couldn’t understand why this object was in medieval grounds.

But now the relic stands out, not just for its phallic form, but for its violent purpose – to sharpen weapons in preparation for bloody battles during the Irmandiño War in Spain.

Experts said this kind of symbolism may have been related to the violent uprisings taking place in the region around the time when the tower was demolished.

Torre de Meira was brought down in 1476 during the Irmandiño revolts when peasants rose up against the Spanish nobility. Some 130 castles and forts suffered the same fate.

According to Darío Peña from the Árbore Arqueoloxía team, sharpening stones are commonly discovered at medieval sites, and can have different forms. The archaeologists determined the function of the stone penis by observing a distinct pattern of wear on one side of the phallic whetstone.

Archaeologists believe the medieval stone phallus was used to sharpen weapons.

The artifact’s cultural significance is unknown, but its proximity to the fortified tower may provide some insight. It might have had a symbolic significance in relation to the war or served a useful function during that trying time.

“It materializes the symbolic association between violence, weapons, and masculinity,” archaeologist Darío Peña told Hyperallergic. “An association that we know existed in the Middle Ages and that is present in our culture today.”

The phallic stone was found among other artifacts including pottery and stone spindles according to Árbore Arqueoloxía e Restauración S. Coop. Galega, the group leading the excavations.

Excavations at this site began around 3 years ago. In the first phase of excavations, the tower was excavated and restored by Arbore. Just last year, the focus was shifted to the structure’s surrounding wall, and finally, the focus was shifted to the excavation of the main building. Archaeologists plan to continue excavations at the site, after seeking permission from the landowners in the municipality of Moaña.

>>49926784
Revelation hours!

>>49926784
meme magic is real

Fusu

Where is Tsundereanon?

>>49926784
when i look at that i dont really see a penis
they probably just made it that shape because it was easy to hold

>>49926784
sO IS YOU TELLING ME THAT mEIRA SHARPENS HER KATANA WITH HER STONE DILDO???
KEKYPOW I CAN'T LITERTRallly even!!!!!!!!!

who the fuck is Meira

>>49926882
Some gacha character

>>49926882
Reimu's girlfriend

Yippie!

NYOOOOOOOOOO!

>>49926895
and also cousin

I didn't get much sleep. I'll start the day with coffee.

Lorebros please answer
Why didn't Genji tell Reimu that she's trying to kill her own cousin?

>>49926909
Good morning! hope you'll have a good day!

>>49926913
Because nobody likes Meira

>>49926914
You too.

>>49921655
Oh yeah, then where's her cock?

>>49926913
He gives a relieved sigh as "phew" when Meira gets away.

>>49926987
When's the proper translation you said you'd post

>>49926991
I've been trying to get a hold of the OG translators for a revision to see if there's anything else amiss, though no clue where they are for now.
Once that's out of the way, I'll post it along with the explanation.

>>49926999
baka trips
Genjii did not phew at Meira

>>49927009
In the google assisted current translation? Yeah, sure.

Although, even before the line with "hold your horses" is an insipid american translation that makes it lose the touch of reprimand after Reimu tries to bury her alive.
"Kora kora" is more of a fierce reprimand, a "Hey, hey." to stop someone from acting out and that is enough of a window for Meira to escape, making Genjii sigh in relief, a heavy breath or a "phew" to be precise on its previous context, which is important.
You're the baka, don't test me.

wtf I don't remember Genji saying that in the game

Ameiracanbroken

>>49927040
You sound beyond fucking retarded.

>>49927051
>ad hom
I'll accept your concession gladly.

>>49927056
Cope Meirafishnchips

>>49927058
I'd recommend it at least once, maybe you could become a little more culturally enriched, hmm?

>>49927075
Yuuka Kirisame

5 years of this vendetta

MeiraLivesMatter

Meira breaks yet another poor victim

>>49926850
Just kind of hanging out. Why?

UWAAAA I WANT SEX WITH MEIRA'S STINKY FEETs!!!!

no one says that

Meira yet again irrelevant

Yocchan won

...is what I say after she breaks me yet again

She will come back in 2hu 21 I can feel it in my balls

WHOcchan?

why does zun hate bringing back old characters so much

Yocchanbroken

>>49927173
But he does by pretending they're new, just look at how many clones Meira and Alice has

Why are you still mad~?

...Uh-oh

>>49927204
Underling of the Hakurei clan*, she says as much
Learn the difference

Didn't it turn out last time that Meiraautist was lying about the conch shell ball?

literally who

>>49926909
Coffee is bad for you.

SatoriGOD won.

Reddit Alice

>>49927220
Awful thing to say about Nina

>>49927227
I'd have Monster if I felt like going outside.

Where's our cute boy, Yuyuko is starting to get worried

enough already

>>49927240
Riiiight here!
21 will be his game for sure.

But seeing people hopeless and frustrated by my mere presence is so entertaining~.

You didn't reply that to all my Squidward images so actually I won today.

Five years of being hopeless and frustrated

Meirabong lay in a crib helpless and frustrated

>>49927240
Too busy being milked in the gacha, please understand

patrickautist please answer
Why didn't Garry tell spongebob that he's trying to kill his own "best friend"?

>>49927281
cute boy wants a cracker?

Will you two ever stop with this?

>>49927281
what is up with Youmu parrots

>>49927294
Youmu is a mindless peon that just repeats what he's told

>>49927281
That's easy. So how animalistic Gary is changes depending on the writer, and in certain episodes where they want to push the animal theme while still keeping Gary as "intelligent", they just have Spongebob be extremely oblivious. This can be seen in the extremely controversial "A Pal for Gary."

>>49927292
Why? I'm having fun on his behalf.

>>49927302
PatrickGOD never dissapoints.

How come Satorianon and ShotaGOD never post yet they make people seethe so much?

>>49927322
No need to post when Meirajester is here to entertain us with his shitty headcanons

My, you flatter me~.

uh oh melty!

Shotashattered

>>49927342
Uncultured and poor educational system

squidwardDESTROYED

But nobody said anything about SEAniggers?

SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICK WON
SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICK WON
THANK YOU PATRICK
LOVE YOU PATRICK
THANK YOU PATRICK
LOVE YOU PATRICK

if you weren't such a cunt i would have stopped

Who are we cheering for

Who cares, I just want to see how low they'll go while pretending to be them

WHAT THE FUCK DONT OUT ME OUT

why are we arguing with ourselves

look behind you

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME

I'm trans btw not sure if that matters

^vegitabro btw

Man. Shotadeity really breaks people

Tell your buttbuddies I said hi as well, and that I'm not leaving anytime

can we bring TakaneGOD back now he was my favorite waifutard

>>49927439
Wasn't that the faggot that cried over getting bullied and now draws vtumors...?

No one has mentioned Katsuranon again...

>>49927442
Meant for >>49927438

Case in point

>>49927442
yep, that's the one

can we get more Suzumeira please please please

>>49927474
That's bullying Meiranon into suicide and that's a nono

>>49927474
This but Youmu instead

>>49927483
He posted the pic himself several threads ago
Is he dead now?

>>49927474
This but futa Takane instead

>>49927498
while Takanebro watches forgot to add whoops
Make sure his skin is colored like shit

That's my comfort namefag being bullied...

>>49927515
103gger..................

>>49927382
I know pettiness when I see it, which is why I'll always make you keep talking about me. It's rent free anyway and how it got this far.
Pretty easy, all things considered...
What was that meme like again...? Something, something broken...?

is your refrigerator running ?

it's a beautiful day outside

Narumi

Sariel

>>49927540
birds are singing
flowers are blooming

>>49927581
in days like this........./v/hus like (You)

Meira :)

Sagume

>>49927587
should be burning in hell

tsundereanon talked about her tits in the meiracord, bragged about having large ones. why would she do that, now im sure she's just another whore. how disappointing.

P-P-POST THEM???????!

I'm glad I got so many fans imitating what I do

PROOFS?????

Tsunanon would NEVER do that.

tewibraphog would

sometimes the hardest question has the simplest answer

...May I see them?

Tsundereanon bullied me for having small breasts :(

Tsunanon titmogged me.

Truce?

Traitor

silly penis

Yatsutruce

yatsutriche

alliance of the golden yatsuwitch

name a group that died faster than the magician alliance of gensokyo

HEY MSPAINTANON

What do you think about the tsundereanon tits situation?
What do you think about the painttsun ship? Is it canon? or is painterth canon?

name a group that died faster than the yatsukneelers

>>49927824
tsunerth is canon, end of story

>>49927827
mofurs

Who won?

Who's next?

who's next?

Drawships? For me it's Tewierd. Because enemies make the best lovers, especially when they are secretly so alike
If you like any ship that involves Merth get out of my board. Merth ships are so overdone. Get some real taste

Meira has weiner once again

You decide!

meirat

I decide that Suzumi should become canon

RETARDED AUTISTIC BATTLES OF HISTORY
HAMBURGERHELPER
VS
TSUNDEREANON
BEGIN!

Chinabootlegbros this is our time

i wish you guys stopped fighting

>>49927875
Paintanon solos

Tony should be canon instead

>>49927895
Hey, I'm down for a truce. All it takes is for the thingbroken anon to lighten up and learn how to take a joke(himself) better.

What did the cosplayers in the Meiracord say?

>>49927912
cosplayerobliterated

Yo, I’m the Glove from the kitchen, the rap game’s top chef,
Droppin’ beef on this board ’cause you’ve got none left!
You’re tsun-tsun online, but you’re dere to the screen,
Your 2hus don’t love you, they don’t know you exist, fool!

You doodle Touhous, but the art’s all mid,
I serve heat in a box — while you’re starving, kid!
I’m a helper with flavor, you’re a tripfag poser,
I’ll cook your whole rep like leftovers in the toaster!

WARPED
You got WARPED

>>49927924
TSUNANON HOW DO YOU COME BACK FROM THIS

>>49927925
2 the moon

>>49927895
You'd think after 3 years he would stop by now. But no. He keeps seething at posters that don't even post here anymore.

Yukari
Yuyuko
Eirin
Kanako
Byakuren

>>49927948
ugly

Wriggle
Marisa
Miko
Youmu
One of Keine's faceless students

>

Meira
Sagume
Misumaru

my hecking self inserterino out of NOWHERE

Sanae
Kasen
Sakuya
Keine
Miyoi

>>49927953
girls
>>49927964
boys

>>49927973
you forgot reisen in your STD club

>>49927520
>namedropping someone
>this is the same as bullying
please

mokou
yuuma
miko
minoriko

Mike

Wazowsky

Why is the thread so high QUALITY today??

I think I'll have chicken wings once I wanna eat.

>>49928038
all thanks to me

Toshiaki

Merlin

Post the stolen japanese humor

>>49927964
hags

I just find it hilarious he got bullied into drawing vtumors, that's all

nyo..............

Which 2hu never realizes the irony of her words?

>>49928241
Alice!

>>49928273
that one that isn't canon

imagine being so upset you can't even type lmaaooo

*shits diaper*

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Which 2hu?

>>49928433
gaphag and moongaphag

>>49928433
Meira
Moon Meira

>>49928433
Non-canon Yocchan
Yocchan

>>49927220
Here's your waifu.

>>49928433
J>>49928464
jackalman from gensokyo

Favorite secondary ice cream flavour?

>>49928522
Baka Vanilla

Whocchan again...?

>>49928522
please don't insult the resident seishart underage, he'll cry

But I love making little kiddies cry!

...where did everyone go?

>>49928732
When shitposting hours begin I close the tab

>>49926658
>>49926670
What Touhous would fit the role of Kris, Susie, Ralsei and Noelle in this situation?

Did you know that Seija likes to rape small humans with her hard youkai cock?

>>49928770
>shitposting hours
This is THE shitposting general I don't know wtf are you expecting coming here

When the diapyposting hours begin I full screen the tab

>>49928834
>When Euros are awake this is THE shitposting general
ftfy

The euro wars

>>49928622
t. aerd

a kiddie diddler
would diddle even
his little sister
you can believe in

I love cherry toppings.

Which 2hu would be jealous of others since they get ignored all the time?

Tocchan is getting a LOT of art lately.

>>49928998
Alice!

Moon Yukari is sure lucky

>>49929004
To be expected
She has a cool role in 20, makes me wonder how LoLK would have turned out if ZUN didn't pussy out from having the Watarsuki's as bosses

Ellen situation however

>>49928927
Why is that stove so low?

What about her

>>49929042
I could take her or leave her

>>49929056
Consider Ellyen

>>49929069
I like this alternate option, very good

Eren
TATAKAE

bad manga

>>49929130
Silent Sinner in Blue out of NOWHERE

uh oh moonsuebroken!!!!

>THIS SUMMER
>rip-off of the Sonic Movie Sega intro with a bunch of game clips from Touhou
>EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE SHRINE MAIDEN...
>IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN
>Rachael Heartway, voiced by Dakota Fanning. "Really..."
>*pop rendition of Theme of Eastern Story plays"
>Rachael H. is sleeping on the porch and being lazy
>cut out to an ordinary magician's boot at the top Heartway Shrine steps, with Rachael in the background
>Marisa voiced by Angelina Jolie, "What a bummer.", she says as she grabs a yen coin out of her purse and throws it into the donation box
>Rachael wakes up rubbing her eyes and Marisa shakes her violently whilst shouting
>"WHILST YOU WERE ASLEEP GENTOKYO'S GONE TO SHIT."
>"Oh."
>Rachael slouches over and goes back to sleep, with Marisa immediately going off at her
>TWO GIRLS
>voiceover of Aya, talking over several news articles about a new incident surfacing in Gentokyo with some ominious shots interspersed of powerhouse characters hearing about it.
>WILL FIND THEMSELVES
>scenic panning shot of Rachael and Marisa going through Gentokyo, as it cuts through various iconic environments
>IN AN INCIDENT
>action montage of iconic final boss fights involving both Rachael and Marisa
>Rachael unleashing HD Fantasy Heaven
>Marisa firing a fuck-huge HD Master Spark
>UNLIKE ANY OTHER
>Reimu and Marisa looking at the burning remains of SDM from the Misty Lake as it falls apart
>"Wait Marisa, this isn't the Lunar Capital."
>"We were going after the Lunar Capital?"
>THIS SUMMER
>*bunch of danmaku fight scenes involving other PC's like Sakuya and Reisen*
>*Marisa slapsticking Cirno by homerunning her with the broom whilst shouting YEET*
>*Rachael dodging one of Kanako's cards by gapping right into her face, and looking at her in a moment of silence before bitch-slapping her in the face with a talisman.*
>GET READY FOR SOME
>montage of every time a character says "toe-who"
>TOUHOU PROJECT

>>49927928
>>49927924
Thanks for the rise, now feel free to fall. Of course no one that matters was around to answer the call.
You’d know about beef since it fuels your soul, so warped by /v/ you no longer feel whole.
So many nobody’s, is this your only name? Or are you only filling a role so you can play this little game?
Frame the situation as much as you’d like, if I know my truth then things will be alright.

You’ve come to spit fire but your spark’s so dim, don't even realize your situation’s rather grim.
They cheer me by name, I’m thankful to provide. No wonder there’s asses like you screaming from the side.
Your flavor is stale, your meat is mid. Was there anyone here you truly thought you could kid?
I may be poor but I’m rich with style, they see your name and can only revile.

Think before you post, find a better host and come back when you aren’t in such denial~
>>49927678
To be fair, >>49927598 is correct in that I brought their size up briefly (in text only), but what they won't tell you is the proper context to that. The meiracord is also trying hard to pregnancypill me and that eventually got me thinking about those sorts of traits out-loud, which I can be in two-minds over for myself sometimes. It was meant to be far less of a brag and more just me expressing I was glad to no longer be flat as a fairy but that doesn't mean I automatically have Sanae tits. But I get it, apologies.
Nothing much came from it after, I'll be safer about what I share there from now on though I guess and no I'm not sending jack-squat as proof.

>>49929175
wtf the Meiracord is real and not an epic mene?

>>49929175
Drawgirls..........

>>49929187
Always has been.

>>49929175
Please be fake

>unironic Meiracord leak
We live Koiciety

>>49929203
Please don't post this 2hu. You'll make him mad

Meira won...No... It can't be...

Koisneed

Stop talking about tits it makes me horny

Post birds

>>49929214
Meira always wins, only a desperate lone contrarian that loves to talk with himself can't get over it

instructions unclear
posting birds harrasing elderly woman

>>49929200
Ask the guy who wanted to bring it up for no reason, is it really that shocking to hear?

>>49929217
You really broke him now

We were laughing at your earlier, by the way.

WHO LEAKED MEIRACORD AMONG US

>>49929175
So you're not flat? How am I going to cut vegetables now?

The thread is fighting again...

PLEASE will you retarded NIGGERS stop vague posting?

Broke the balance LMAO

Meiracord isn't real

Why would I stop knowing it makes you this mad to this day~?

wtf do you mean meiracord was real all along

>>49929175
I wonder if virgy is hitting on you already

Who are we cheering for now

>>49929282
Which one? There are too many

consider Noroiko

>>49929282
Are you scared that he'll stop shamelessly flirting with the playfighting you two do in threads or something?

Fujo moment

That was an mspaintanon seduction ritual

>french
Please don't even joke about that, I almost vomited in my mouth.

Did I pass?

Who the fuck cares
Post Meira's RICH and DENSE lore

Whonow?

Why didn't Genji tell Reimu that Yukari is the Hakurei god? Is he senile?

>>49929298
Wait, so
This is what happened earlier? Not sure if it's worse than ERP

virgy~

I'm lost someone make a summary

>>49929349
Hamburgerhelper lost that's all you need to know

>>49929349
two gay niggas have been hating on each other for years and want to fuck each other

>>49929351
Finally my hero
What have you been up to

>>49929349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

>>49929349
Turns out this was NOT the /v/hu theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie57fr8pCko

It was actually this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbr62vLHxzw

>>49929364
This >>49926103

Sorry, still taken and too happy to let go of her.
You missed your shot a longass time ago.
Please move on.

>>49929351
>merth's secret genji porn is meiracord exclusive

>>49929384
>>49926103
>>49926083
Looks cool keep up the good work

>>49929403
Thanks

>>49929408
See >>49929200

>>49929413
Nah its real

Merth is a gachatard now nyoo...

>>49929408
See >>49929284

>>49929423
mustardgasanon

Who's the Meira clone in Umamusume

>>49929433
Mejiro Mcqueen idk

>>49929254
I hear there's a local smellfox that might be able to help you out with that.
>>49929282
No idea who that is and I don't really care, but it's been harmless there so far.
>>49929292
I like her.

Dude horses lmao

...I miss when Merth's gimmick was Beatles and Jojo references instead of horse references.

Why didn't I get an invitation to the meiracord...

Oh Lonesome Me

Steel ball run

>>49929217
Unironically the only good drawing I've ever seen from this artist

>>49929408
>honse jumpscare

>>49929478
Because you're an insane degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die

>>49929501
I am so sorry I saved a mobile image hoo boy am I embarrassed sorry about that haha my bad

>>49929522
what do you think about 20 being the last game merth

>>49929526
zun is a nigger, this is my answer

>>49929526
I'm not merth

>>49929526
He did NOT say that, he just keeps saying he feels it's always the last and yet he keeps going anyway.

>>49929540
Meira! :)

nothing but a hack

Tocchan seems to make Merth funky.

Moon Sue

>>49929580
I would sex Tocchan

>>49929580
shark wife

>>49929580
Mogs noncanonhus

>>49929441
I'm going to push this fox to the ground and have my way (which is also her way) with her

What does Konngara Extra mean

Tsunanon should stop posting sluthus and only post purehus (like nun Rumia)

>>49929554
Space outlaw pirate future samurai meira

>>49929678
Tsukasa has never touched a human male she's yurihu and futahu property specifically futa sanae's property

>>49929705
>Tsukasa has never touched a human male
False
>she's yurihu
Laughably false
>futahu
Please, I can't breathe
>futa sanae
Alas, my sides are never to be seen again, gone to orbit and beyond

>>49929705
Wrong

What is meiracord

A Meira Cord

>>49929731
Every memehu loses its child, and then yearns for a surrogate. This Cord granted /v/hu audience with Meira, but resulted in the stillbirth of their brains.