Thread 49921395

Guess who Maid a thread

Get back to cleaning right now!

Jackalman izayoi

>>49921395 (OP)
No one seems to like the maido.

>>49921841
Is that a meta comment?

>>49921841
I like the Maido!

funny meido

I think I like this maido better.

>>49922036
Theres a lot of meidos!

>>49922048
Clearly not enough.

>>49921399
their feet scents will mix and create a stench synthesis

What would you say Sakuyafags are?
Ranfags are mommyfags for example, Reimufags are pitfags, what are Sakuyafags?

>>49925690
sapiosexual

>>49925690
legfags

>>49925725
You might be onto something

>>49925725
nope that's Meiling (more thighs but still counts as legs)

>>49925717
Are we fr rn

>>49925690
Airheadfags

>>49925903
she really smart

>>49925690
definitely letfags, stockings are very popular for her

>>49925690
I mean, aren't maids fetish material in-and-of themselves?
Also as the other anons mentioned leg/footfags.

>>49926755
Meiling is legs THOUGH

>>49926776
Meiling is ass
Plus more than one character can fill the same niche, Hina is also a very popular leg girl, mommyfags also like Junko etc etc etc

>>49926793
This pic is so kawaii...and yet oddly...sexy?

>>49926793
I've always thought of Meiling as more of musclehu than a leghu.
Hina, Alice, Tenshi are more of a boothus aren't they?

>>49925903
correct. all sakuya knows is cleaning. shes a virgin and doesnt know where babies come from!

>>49926804
Just like the real thing
>>49926814
>I've always thought of Meiling as more of musclehu than a leghu.
I mean yeah sporty characters like her Yuugi and Saki tend to get the muscle treatment by some artists but they are also usually drawn as regular well endowed girls both in the back and the front, guess it's a case of a character satisfying different demands.
>Hina, Alice, Tenshi are more of a boothus aren't they?
That's kind of conflated with being lethus but yeah

The meido is really serious about her job okay

Why does Sakuya get so much bullying here?

>>49927579
Bullying? Where?

I want to lick Sakuya's asshole.

If this woman was real, she wouldn't fuck anyone who uses this site.

>>49927944
She would fuck the girls!

>>49927999
Kill yourself out of my thread, yuricuck.

>>49927944
Why should I care whether or not she wants to do it?

>>49927999
You have two threads.

>>49927944
If you're in shape, she'd just time-stop-rape you

>>49928127
Joke's on you, she likes it.

>>49926793
That face... so Sakuya has fetal alcohol syndrome, huh.

>>49926814
Meiling is usually portrayed as kind of squishy (but not chubby like Patchouli) with a large ass and breasts, probably thanks to the napping thing being the big fan perception of her.
Yuugi is the designated muscle hu.

>>49927944
She'd take one look at me and know I'm different

>>49928858
She really is a good dog, isn't she?

>>49929527
Yeah, sure, but what if she decides it's (You)r turn to be a good dog?

>>49921395 (OP)
Are the rumors true? Does she really wear pads?

>>49929681
Why don't you ask her yourself?

>>49929681
Pads jokes are played out, just give me a busty bimbo maid that wants to be taken seriously but can't prevent her air headed and naive nature from seeping through the facade.

>>49929681
Hey I don't know who started this rumor, but it's NOT TRUE! The head maid of the Scarlet Devil mansion has giant boobs! Way bigger than that stupid gatekeeper! Even if, hypothetically, she did wear pads, it's not that bad right???!

>>49929755
Ask and ye shall receive

>>49929798
Thanks based maidofag.

>>49925690
Goofyfags

Small maid! She still has to clean the entire mansion though.

I hate her so much, she's always teasing me during work.

>>49930231
That means she's giving you permission to pin her down and thoroughly rape every one of her holes.
If you don't then she'll never respect you.

She's so hot. I feel like she could be both mommy and a total sub

>>49929755
>Pads jokes are played out
True.
>just give me a busty
YES.
>bimbo maid that wants to be taken seriously but can't prevent her air headed and naive nature from seeping through the facade.
You lost me. Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure that keeps the Scarlet Devil Mansion running.

I won't lie, I still find pad jokes funny af

>>49930749
This guy gets it.

>>49930749
>Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure that keeps the Scarlet Devil Mansion running.
Who also thinks it's really funny to wind people up by saying things so incredibly daft nobody knows for sure if she's joking or not. That way everyone underestimates her and she gets an internal laugh.

>>49930134
I want to give her Red Bull.

>>49930749
>Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure
Sakuya being a airheaded bimbo is much closer to the cannon, and it makes her a lot more interesting as a character than just "a perfect maid".

>>49930749
The whole authority figure shtick breaks down when you see how she is in private. She's a complete autist whose sense of humor is so alien to even her closest friends that they never laugh at her jokes.
You can say she was just kidding when she asked what oxygen is, but her going "When thar's a full moon, me turns into a wolf, raaawwr!" was genuine, and I don't think she can muster up any obedience from me after that line.

>>49928724
This never happens.

>>49931782
Yeah, but most Touhou characters being either an airhead or an outright retard is pretty dull. It's as though that's the only way ZUN can write comedy.

>Retard pretending to be serious
>Mastermind pretending to be retarded
>Racist space elf
>Jew
These are your four Touhou archetypes. No other touhous exist.

>>49934341
What about Kaguya? She's a retard not pretending to be anything.
She's just herself, aka a retard.
>>49934308
I don't know man. I feel that it's still better than how most fanworks portray her.
In most fanworks she's just reduced to being a maid, and nothing else, whereas in the cannon she's a lot more nuanced, and interesting.

>>49934403
Yeah I should probably add "Retard" to the list.
5 personality types then

>>49934403
>She's just herself, aka a retard.
"Just retarded" fits Youmu better

>>49931782
She isn't that either she's a troll that likes messing with people

>>49931782
It may be closer to canon, but it's further from my interests. Such is Touhou.

I like cute meidos

You can't clean a monitor from the inside, but she doesn't know those sort of things.

>>49940073
How would she even know what a monitor is, SDM residents didn't even know what "an Armstrong" was.

>>49929783
Get off 4chan, Sakuya. Remi needs her 4 o'clock tea and panty change.

>>49940716
Sakuya come back.....

>>49925725
>>49925750
nta but you are correct
though ironically despite being big into fit girls/gymbunnies I have to remind myself Meiling is present because of how much I need to breed Sakuya

>>49925725
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜メイド！ニーソ！PAD長！

All according to the meido's keikaku

>>49952628
>Ran on the back of the newspaper
Did she kill Ran?

>>49952628
They never stood a chance.

>>49921395 (OP)
That's a dog...

>>49956162
It's not easy for the bloodhound maid of the scarlet devil mansion.

What do you think Sakuya is like as a boss?
Like, if you were to work at the mansion as a servant in any capacity you'd obviously work under her but what kind of managing style do you think she has

>>49958336
Honestly, considering the fairy maids, she's probably a very hands off boss that just kind of does everything herself. You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more important, Sakuya would almost certainly insist on handling anything of actual importance.
She isn't cold though, she has a caring side (see: her bringing a sleeping Meiling inside so she doesn't get heat stroke) and would likely put aside a little bit of her day to making sure you're comfortable, even if she doesn't seek any gratitude or acknowledgement for that.

>>49958361
>You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more important, Sakuya would almost certainly insist on handling anything of actual importance.
That wouldn't sit right with me. I'm at work so I'd want to work ya know. Hell, I'd feel more like a burden than anything if she pretty much did all the work

>>49958391
but you get to stand by staircases all day and catch glimpses up her skirt

>>49958361
>considering the fairy maids
>she's probably a very hands off boss
Did you even worked a single day in your life anon?. The more competent you are, the more responsibilities they assign to you, more you have to answer and less mercy the boss and the overseer have if you commit even an ounce of a mistake or a fuck up.

>>49958889
Sounds like you work too hard.

>>49958889
yep, pretty much this
she'd certainly be happy to have actual help though

A forbidden workplace romance between the head maid and the new butler...

>>49959159
Which romance scenario would Sakuyafags prefer:
>Manly anon sweeping Sakuya off her feet.
>Domineering and shameless Sakuya who constantly flirts with the skittish anon (whose shyness she finds adorable).
>Anon and Sakuya are both too shy to approach one another and have to be pushed together by fate putting them into ecchi situations.
>Anon is sexually frustrated, Sakuya insists that she relieve his said frustrations for Remilia's sake and for no other reason (despite her sessions with anon slowly getting more frequent, the acts going from service to full on sex, and said acts occurring in more and more brazen locations across the mansion, sometimes even right under Remilia's nose).

>>49959401
I like a mix of the first and third
>Sakuya is overworked due to lazy fairies
>She tries to take all the work on herself but is overwhelmed
>You slowly prove yourself reliable alleviating her burdens
>She begins to trust and rely on you
>Do tasks together, little moments like accidently touching hands when stocking Patchy's library happen
>Neither side has the courage to say anything
>Remillia notices and thinks it's funny
>Remillia assigns more work between you and Sakuya, doing strange tasks like just sitting together and admiring the garden
>The pressure is too much, and you confess your love
>She loves you too and you get married waging for all eternity

>>49959443
Cheesy, but still cute.

>>49959455
My bad gangsta!
>She just freezes time and touches me sexually but I can't prove it

>>49959401
I like the one where I'm an innocent shota adopted by the SDM and the maid takes advantage of my innocent to molest me.

>>49959466
Honestly I was thinking of adding that as a scenario but I didn't have the balls.

>>49959443
Wouldn't she stop time to take a break, relax, and organize herself? I do think it'd endear her that you'd still try your hardest to help her.

>>49959543
Hmm this is a good point. I think if I had to add to the plot, you would have no idea she can freeze time until later

>>49959647
nta but maybe she starts out always doing it (but like you said, anon doesn't know about it) but over time she stops time for it less and less and does those things in real time because she gets more comfortable around anon and doesn't have a problem with him seeing her like that.

>>49928084
your threats are as cheesy and tired as Sakuya's feet

>>49959466
>but I can't prove it
I heard that there a princess in the bamboo forest who can also manipulate time. Have you tried asking her to help you get evidence?

>>49960179
I did but she just molested me too.

I've heard that she licks poopy buttholes, is this true?

>>49931789
>her going "When thar's a full moon, me turns into a wolf, raaawwr!" was genuine,
Wtf Sakuya is actually cute???

>>49958849
>>49958361
>You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more important
What if I do the opposite?

>>49960217
Always has been

>>49960182
How about that new mountain goddess? The plain looking one I head she too had some kind of time ability

>>49962814
I completely forgot ariya has time powers

>>49962814
I tried to make my way to her shrine but I got lost in some pyramid and was just molested by some homeless blonde lunatic raving about lizard people and chocolate rivers instead.

>>49959480
Luckily, Sakuya stopped time and massaged your balls to encourage growth just now. Say "Thank you, Sakuya" to show your appreciation.

>>49963391
I mean thanks Sakuya but couldn't you have waited until after I was done talking to my boss?

>>49963439
But she is your boss!
You don't want to feel that heavenly euphoria out of nowhere while looking her in the eye?

>>49962945
At this point it feels like your just asking to get molested. How about you start wear less revealing clothes? See if that helps

>>49963545
Sure but not in front of Lady Remilia!

I must sniff Sakuya's unwashed butthole.

>>49968082
Only ojousama can do that...

>>49968115
I will ask Remilia's permission then.

>>49968082
Wat you think it would smell like? Wat would it taste like

>>49969227
Can't tell if this is a fetishpost or just an odd way to show endearment

>>49969292
do you not flex your muscles as much as possible while hugging a pillow while looking at moe?

>>49969309
Endearment. Granted. No but I do when I cross my arms because it's a Italian heritage power move

Smug

>>49969227
Who are you quoting?

>>49921395 (OP)
What do you think Sakuya chan smells like? Do you think she is stinky from working all day? hehehehehe

>>49974590
Shut the fuck up, she smells of soft lavender.

>>49974590
Clearly, color = smell, so she MUST smell of wintermint or menthol.