Thread 49924647

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Why are you learning Japanese?
お転婆 Mankos

Previous thread: >>49918575

first for japanese

いろはにほへと　　　even the blossoming flowers
ちりぬるを　　　　　eventually scatter
わかよたれそ　　　　who in this world
つねならむ　　　　　can live forever?
うゐのおくやま　　　(untranslatable Japanese idiom)
けふこえて　　　　　(untranslatable Japanese idiom)
あさきゆめみし　　　shallow dreams
ゑひもせす　　　　　shall not delude us


uwinokuyama - something something the human condition and the struggle with one's impermancence
kefukoete - today we'll dekiru and outreligion the Buddha

remember /djt/, posting ロリ literally line 7!!!

wonder what id have to accomplish to feel any sort of satisfaction or pride from it maybe have kids i guess

>>49924790
有為の奥山　今日越えて crossing today over the inner mountains of conditioned existence
浅き夢見じ I shall dream no shallow dreams
酔ひもせず nor be intoxicated/deluded

有為 is literally 為有り having a cause, arising from something else, which is the main characteristic of all existence according to 縁起 dependent origination

>>49924818
>有為 is literally 為有り having a cause, arising from something else, which is the main characteristic of all existence according to 縁起 dependent origination
so karma in other words

>此言衆中説　汝等當善聽
These words I speak amongst the assembly; all of you should listen well
>過去菩薩觀　本所未聞法
In past times the Bodhisattva observed this, this dharma which had not been heard before
>老死從何縁　因何等而有
From what does aging and death arise? In accordance to what things does it exist?
>如是正觀已　知其本由生
Having truly contemplated thusly, he knew their root lie in rebirth
>生本由何縁　因何事而有
And in what does rebirth originate? In accordance to what does it exist?
>如是思惟已　知生從有起
Having thought thusly, he knew rebirth arose from existence
>取彼取彼已　展轉更増有
Clinging to this and clinging to that, one cycles through ever increasing existences,
>是故如來説　取是有因縁
And therefore does the thus-come-one teach, that clinging is the origination of existence
>如衆穢惡聚　風吹惡流演
Just as all filth gathers together, as the wind blows and undesirable things flow to and fro,
>如是取相因　因愛而廣普
Just so does clinging beget more clinging, and from desire do they proliferate
>愛由於受生　起苦羅網本
Desire, then, from sensation arises, which gives rise to the root of the snare of suffering
>以染著因縁　苦樂共相應
As by way of attachment to this, pain and pleasure arise in opposition
>受本由何縁　因何而有受
And where does the root of sensation lie? What causes the existence of sensation?
>以是思惟已　知受由觸生
By thus contemplating, he knew sensation arose from contact
>觸本由何縁　因何而有觸
And whence does contact then arise? What causes contact to exist?
>如是思惟已　觸由六入生
Contemplating thus, he then realized, contact arose from the six sense organs
>六入本何縁　因何有六入
And where do the six sense organs originate? By what means do they exist?
>如是思惟已　六入名色生
Thus contemplating, he then realized they arose from name and form
>名色本何縁　因何有名色
And whence do name and form arise? Why do name and form exist?
>如是思惟已　名色從識生
Contemplating thus, he came to see, that name and form arise from consciousness
>識本由何縁　因何而有識
Whence does consciousness arise? Why does consciousness exist?
>如是思惟已　知識從行生
Thus contemplating, he then came to know, that consciousness arises from action
>行本由何縁　因何而有行
And whence does action then arise? Why does action exist?
>如是思惟已　知行從癡生
Contemplating thus, he saw, that action arises from ignorance
>如是因縁者　名爲實義因
These such causes and conditions, are called the True Form of Causation,
>智慧方便觀　能見因縁根
And with wisdom and skillful means, observing them, one may see the root of all dependent origination

what the fuck is this spam

real buddhist hours

南無本師釈迦牟尼仏
南無本師釈迦牟尼仏
南無本師釈迦牟尼仏

無上甚深微妙法　百千萬劫難遭遇
我今見聞得受持　願解如来真實義

i-i suddenly dont think i know japanese anymore...

you never knew japanese

i have demonstrated my skill a lot on this thread tho

language isnt a skill

then why am i the best at it?

tired of this retard think its time he gets filtered

failed my driving test for the 6th time today. 私もうおしまい？

>>49925001
how the fuck is that even possible are you retarded

I wish I were pretty

>>49925014
Autism probably. I’ve heard of it happening before, which is sad because there are actual retards who are able to drive and people like anon can’t

will japan be 50% black

>>49925033
A musing every time the organ donors びゅんびゅん near home at 200km/h (124.2742mph)

drove a 15 year old car like 180 on the autobahn when i was in germany and all the locals with their 2024 7 series and audi a8s were going like 120. i guess the novelty wears off when you live there

optimizing fuel efficiency after spending all that money on a car

There's usually furigana but there isn't this time, can somebody let me know what this says?

>>49925001
yeah time to troon out

acquaintance from jp was passing through and whatsapp decided to shit the bed and not deliver the message for 3 days and by that time he'd already gone tnx zuck

sounds made up

>>49925092
頑張れ頑張れ if true

>>49924647 (OP)
>Why are you learning Japanese?
moon-faced japanese girls

おはようおにいちゃん

おにいちゃんは

どうしておにいちゃん

>>49925196
Is that an actual screenshot?
I've been rewatching the OG series to prepare for the new series, but is that real?

>>49925226
yes this episode was about the internet

>>49925232
カラフルときれいだね。。。
I hope it holds up to the OG

that's some dexter's laboratory ass looking anime

only if it were as good

american cartoons were animated way better

u can't even say you lived if you never ate this

>>49925300
i actually remember that video vividly lol

>>49925300
sick fuck kys

>>49925304
this is a otaku thread not a balkan thread

>>49925311
how did you make this post? ur dead?

>>49925304
i've had both but not together
i don't really snack anymore

>>49925304
imagine buying premade tzatziki lol

three undead in my djt... kowaっ

getting a cheap height adjustable desk so i can moonwalk in circles while immersing

electric or manual crank?

>>49925304
pour into a glass:
onions sauce + mirin + sugar + tea spoon of chili flakes + 2 crushed garlic cloves
stir with a spoon
poor mix onto anything you've begun to fried in a pan with zero seasoning like vegetables or chicken
let it cook for a while
add a little bit of corn starch to thicken the sauce
eat it with rice

>>49925334
owned one for around 10 years now or so

>>49925338
>crank
lul

>>49925348
>onions sauce
醤油
every time

i prefer immersing in bed

>>49925350
学習しねえな

>>49925355
i look like that

for real tho djters do sport at least a bit every day too many niggas with granny legs out there due to bedrotting to much

i never move and my legs look fine

i just go for walks and do 立ち仕事 part time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q89xqLs-eNY
>90% of the thread won't understand this
grim

>>49925373
doubt that but it is true that 95%+ of the thread hasnt ever made a decent vocaroo

anon is so big he takes up 90% of the space in djt

>>49925373
true. i could read it and understand it. i could listen to every sentence on repeat and probably understand it but i couldn't listen straight through the whole thing without rewinding and understand most of it.

im better than you

>>49925373
already mined this vid

>>49925391
no im better than you

運動不足で命を落としてしまう可能性が十分にあるから少なくとも毎日三十分の散歩だけはしてくさい。

tawake yo hodo no sai wo motsu yarou ga kokoni ihanai

nora here

should i continue stormblood MSQ in japanese or should i hop on the dawntrail wagon.

>してくさい
*だ
i'm an awful typist

it made sense anyway

>>49925405
you should kys

>>49925405
anon here

why would you think we give a fuck

>>49925405
read a book or visual novel
and do listening as well

wish i had access to the jlpt foundations archives to see if anybody else ever failed n4

nora when you fail n4 dont scurry away like a rat come here and own ur failure so we can laugh at it

>>49925417
i had a dream about hanahira last night unironically...

>>49924313
>>49924726

i think hell pass the n4 but i really doubt hell get the ssw visa

>unironically
you're using that word wrong

unironically baited for this exact reply

https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/1mzkbnf/jlpt_july_2025_results_online/nal70yg/
the ultimate cope self-defeatist retard from the jlpt thread lol

now say that in japanese

text output on djt in 2025 proves nothing since ai is convincing
vocaroo or go home

超高校級の対処

ザ・極度のコープ

>>49925447
death by aortic blockage within 5 years

I always take way too long before changing my bed sheets and as a result they're permanently kinda yellowed from night sweat stains.

dame this must be an american thing?

>>49925458
no as far as I know the concept of "duvets" and sheets you put on top of your blankets doesn't even exist in america

>>49925454
concession reluctantly accepted now go back to your home (reddit

>>49925469
idgi, what did >>49925454 trigger in you that made you reply with your post in this way?

>>49925469
what do you plan on doing with the pigs ashes? you might have to put them in a barrel they wont fit in a normal urn

>>49925467
dont they call duvets covers

案の定の、好餌で誘い出したかのような返事

>>49925473
no those covers are just a thin blanket topper they put on top of their blankets but they literally have no concept of like, wrapping a layer of cloth around the core blanket that you can switch out and wash.

t. had an american girlfriend and was dumb founded by this

>>49925475
an'nojouno, koujiki?? de sasoidasita kanoyouna henji

no idea why i said koujiki instead of kouji but it is what it is

>>49925478
i mean we always called the “core blanket” a duvet and the cover around it a duvet cover
blanket to me is something more thin that you dont have in a cover

^ dis guy's pretty gud guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbahqKjiBVM
good immersion videos

stfu about blankets you fat piece of shit

>>49925475
an no tei no, kouesa de sasoidasita ka no youna henji

wish i had progeny

^ dis guy's not as good as the other guy guys

will i brick my playthrough if i play silksong on japanese the first time

>>49925498
unkos wife...

>>49925492
i use a タオルケット atm

dont make fun of 498 like that
hes just as good as anyone else

>>49925500
hollow knight is like 20+ hours so id rather just replay super metroid over and over again instead

what the fuck is this

>>49925510
looks like japanese
simple japanese at that

未知を既知に変えてけ

>>49925486
yea, idk I'm prob using the wrong words. it's difficult because the concepts they describe differ from what they're in europe. anyway, americans don't put their sheets in an "envelope" that can then be changed frequently similar to how you'd change your shirt or whatever. they have their nasty bodies in direct contact with the sheet every time they go to bed and then wash the whole fuckin sheet.

this also reminds me of how American toilets don't have a mechanism that allows you to stop the flush once it has started. like you can't just interrupt it once your turd has been flushed away to save on water, it always empties out the whole water tank. idk man, americans are so fucking weird.

>>49925508
super metroid is super linear
only thing super about too

>>49925516
>a mechanism that allows you to stop the flush once it has started
have never heard of this
dont have it on my japanese toilet either unless i just dont know how
always surprised when i see those high water level america style toilets though

more like subpar metroid cant even crawl

I think it's prolapsing

>>49925521
dont really care
its a fun and well paced easy game to relax while playing and you can put on a podcast to immerse during

>>49925525
>high water level america style toilets though
like what, your dick is gonna hang in the water if you're not careful?

now this, this was a metroidvania
https://youtu.be/aX0Z5rvNXTE?t=33

>>49925513
i take it you haven't seen the complaints about dawntrail...they were hard to ignore.

also yeah the japanese seems manageable in this game...a lot easier than i was expecting/fearing.

>>49925532
lmfao

>>49925534
yeah looks like this
seen them probably about 3 times in japan

almost missed >>49925430

>>49925539
im pretty out of the loop
i find mmo storylines to be pretty mediocre just due to the format theyre presented in
would much rather be playing a regular ff title but to each their own

wouldnt the aussie one have the water flow into the tank

ff14 is probably great for finding a japanese wife ngl

>>49925543
wtf, there's no way water isn't gonna splash on your dick when you drop a fat turd into one of these.

i found mine just by hitting up the bbas on skypech

>>49925560
that's how americans keep their dick clean

>>49925558
too bad ff14 itself is anything but

>>49925564
americans don't clean their dicks, they just remove the foreskin and decide that's the most hygienic

>>49925569
seethecel would have had empathy if it wasnt for being circumcised
very sad honestly

My anus keeps fucking prolapsing and it's a pain trying to always push it back in. fml

>>49925558
>ff14 is probably great for finding a japanese wife ngl

i'm scared of transferring to the japanese data center. i'm just not ready yet. well...it would force me on the AJATT path which is supposed to be a good thing..

crazy how most of the guys in porn suck at fucking

youre not getting transferred to a japanese anything lil tranny bro

>>49925575
the trip is #}J8?^:'r

>>49925575
lmfao

i've never seen 担ぎ込む before but i got what it meant through context
do you guys mine words in these situations?

>>49925578
>suck at fucking
subsequently sneed's

>>49925585
yes

>>49925585
i'm an abusive miner so yes

>>49925585
no i never mine something i understood because thats just doing extra anki for no real reason

>>49925580
>youre not getting transferred to a japanese anything lil tranny bro

wow i'm going to do it now just to spite you. i've used japanese websites before. @games for example, and nicottotown which is still open..

owned that freak

>>49925576
>>49925558
does ff14 actually allow you to play on jp data centers if you're from outside jp? cause usually the jp web gatekeeps gaijins like how you can't use dmm and duga and 5ch unless you're from japan

japs will never understand how kino club penguin was

>>49925575
always used to think that an anus prolapse was a medical emergency until I saw porn where they did it for fun and then just shoved it back inside.

>>49925594
hes playing a kana-only game so its not really the same
plus every learner thinks somethings obvious until hes forced to read it in a context hes not familiar with

porn is retarded they inject fake semen and shit
its so unsatisfying to cum to any part of porn which is probably why there are so many chronic 寸止め gooners these days

>every learner thinks somethings obvious until hes forced to read it in a context hes not familiar with
powerful sentence

>>49925603
unko does that for fun btw

>>49925604
true you can only learn something if you have an anki card for it

>>49925603
>>49925604
kinda the same sentence when you think about it.

you could just mine it if you see it again in a context you dont understand instead of preemptively mining it just in case

is there a cringe equivalent in japanese?

>>49925632
共感性羞恥
見苦しい、聞き苦しい
イタい

>>49925641
>見苦しい、聞き苦しい
i feel like this is the best one

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701720/Wagotabi_A_Japanese_Journey/

game for eternal N5s dropped on steam last week. the reviews are funny. you can tell these are all people who are quick to give up.

>>49925641
thanks

>>49925615
better than whitenoising it like toromi lol

>>49925646
looks sugoi

might make a youtube vid on why not to learn japanese

>>49925662
hiding in my room already made 40 of those

>>49925663
link?

he's a genuine freak though so dont care

youd have to be as insufferable as him to be able to watch his videos

I don't, but every few months I get curious and look up his channel to see if anything has changed about the way he lives

do the other 2 retards on the anime mans podcast know japanese? theyve been living there for a while now

>>49925692
do you even have to ask lol

yeah i guess not i just dont get how you can live there and not even try especially when otaku faggotry is your job

>>49925692
lol

>>49925697
im the only one who knows jap in the daily japanese thread so anythings possible ig

>>49925697
because they're rich enough to never have to deal with people outside their gaijin influencer bubble, and the natural conclusion is that they can live INSIDE of japan, above the standards of 99% of japanese citizens without having to go through the hassle of learning a second language (keep in mind these are monolingual monkeys so they can't even conceptualise language learning)

JUST TRANSFERRED TO KUJATA. (most populated jp world)

>>49925599
>does ff14 actually allow you to play on jp data centers if you're from outside jp?

yes. and i'm a 1.0 character so i get special accomodations in this area.

immersion station

where does time go?

>>49925726
literally my desk and setup

>>49925729
go to Kujata and add me.

>>49925735
Nora, you're better off not having any english speaking people to converse with if you actually want to use this game to improve your Japanese.

>>49925739
that's true. it forces me to AJATT. i'm going to give it a try

dont listen to him nora friends are all we have
if i didnt meat my 妻 on skypech then i wouldve missed out on getting to know the woman who would eventually become one of my best friends

>>49925715
>>49925726
based dekiru chads

>>49925726
i don't get men who can sit using desks like that which don't allow you to sit with your legs wide open
literally looks like a nut cracker desk to me

>>49925754
i like sitting like a woman
it makes me feel more comfortable and relaxed

>>49925726
what's that chair? I'm currently sitting on one of these shit ass fake leather chairs that start fucking peeling after half a year.

the cuckstoel

>>49925733
no its not
>>49925758
some nitori shit

>>49925709
i understand that practically its no skin off their back but it'd bother me to never be able to talk to any locals, just go to a bar and shoot the shit with people etc

>>49925768
uh yes it is?

unko about to have another melty

>>49925774
yea but people like you and me are like the 1%. most people who visit Japan don't care to know even a single word of Japanese, they just want to do sightseeing while not interacting with a single Japanese person

>>49925781
i think i literally am at this point lol

>>49925768
I've heard that retro consoles and games are cheap as fuck in japan. meanwhile here they cost a fortune. god I just want to live there already and play old games with my gf.

>>49925784
these retards are living in japan thougheverbeit
>>49925758
get the markus from ikea its great and cheap

>>49925790
a one way flight costs much more
>>49925793
i used to have that chair and i hated it

>>49925793
i was eyeing the markus until I read 100s of comments on reddit saying how it's complete shit, so now I'm not sure anymore.

>>49925806
ive had it for 3 years and 2 of my friends also have it and we all find it to be fine no clue wtf the issues could possibly even be

>>49925790
its called emulation anon and its free

>>49925808
the headrest makes you sit really forward and the armrests are way too low

i was just transfered to the Japan data center.

anon who said that wouldn't happen is now btfo

Hey guys, what's a good stapler I could buy for my home office?

>>49925405
dawntrail's story is horrible and the moment you start playing it you will want to die

>>49925811
i sit with the chair completely leaned back so i dont notice the head rest thing and never noticed the arm rest thing either im 188cm and both my friends are taller than me
>>49925817
seethe about it cunt retard

>>49925810
i like physically owning my games and popping them in and then sitting down next to my gf. also 90% of emulation still sucks to this day.

>>49925817
i heard hotchkiss was a good one

these character names...i'm finally no longer the only person with a japanese username...

but the amount of girl characters here is scary

>>49925822
trust me that the ethereal comfort of owning your games is nothing compared to the ecstasy of playing anything you want
also you can still sit down with your gf and play them on a tv and 90% of emulation is near-perfect this isnt 2005

can you talk to people over voice in that game

Guys, I've been studying Japanese for close to 4 months.
What's a good carpet for my doorway?

bro is absolutely fuckin malding

>>49925836
>90% of emulation is near-perfect
>near perfect
so shit.
also, it's not like I don't already emulate. i can already play anything I want.

>>49925846
this

>>49925850
its not shit
cycle-accurate emulation is a meme

>>49925790
>>49925850
i have a real snes and a flash cart, so i can download almost all games for free and play them on real hardware without emulation

Is this the right thread to ask about appliances and furniture? I want to learn Japanese and live in Japan as an Office Manager.

>>49925821
i mean it probably depends on your body but for me it was not very comfortable in any way

did someone ignore lil bro's question or something

its the right thread for me to laff at ur tampin and fumin

>>49925855
how much did the flashcart cost

>>49925867
$60 but it can't do games with enhancement chips. the more expensive ones can

>>49925867
do you have mario paint?

>>49925871
oh fuck thought it was a snes sorry

>>49925853
my brother in christ. even ps1 emulation still suffers from occasional audio bugs or a shader not loading correctly. and as you move up the generations the issues become more and more pronounced. it's been like 4 years since I emulated it but I remember how in Valkyrie Profile Silmeria you had to do some retarded shit altering between software and hardware rendering to get through the forest because the shader wouldn't load properly. and once you're in ps3 and vita emulation territory it's all sorts of fucked.
i think only psp has almost perfect emulation.

https://youtu.be/qPUISORMv7A?si=uimf90ntPH2b4MRx
he sounds like joel from vinesauce

>>49925510
boukensha?

>>49925510
the worst character ever created in ffxiv who takes over the entire expansion

>>49925877
ps2 emulation has improved immensely in the last 4 years actually but yes obviously the newer the console the more issues you might encounter

>>49925870
i mean most sfc games cost between 300-1000 yen

>>49925883
yes, boukensha.

it means adventurer. use ocr

>>49925890
you can just get a ps2 and a hdd adapter and play all the games on real hardware

emulation is way better if you just wanna play. owning the original console is better if you wanna pretend you're back in the 1990s or something and you hate your life.

personally i just wait for the butchered remaster

discrot will kill your collection so passing your games down wont even work lol

what sick games should i play when i get my new pc? the last game i played other than cs was prototype. dont like faggot rpgs

if you store your discs in bags of rice they won't rot

>>49925934
any females here that can confirm this???

ask your whore mother

>>49925902
i like my games upscaled and on my comfy pc

ill ask ur mom instead

yoooooooo


https://x.com/Behu794Q/status/1960303878416519554

>>49925436
>Failed the N2 for the third time, and that's after having just graduated from language school in Japan at the end of June and having already had N3 before coming here all by self-study.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>I'm just not cut out for learning Japanese at my age I guess (41).
my bad
thank god im still in my 20s

are you the guy that watched all 1000 episodes of detective conan

>>49925913
eu5 releases in november

>>49925944
post setup

>>49925967
yeah im gonna need some third/first person thing where i either punch or shoot stuff. maybe ill play god of war or spiderman

>>49925968
toromi?

i said it before and i will say it again im glad to be alive to experience the modern proliferation of 巨根ショタ artists on x.com
its good to live in the year 2k25

>Failed the N2 for the third time
dame

>>49925974
you're on a list now bro wtf

>>49925972
have you played dusk?

>>49925975
that's one unshapely ass bitch needs to do some sumo deadlifts and low bar squats

>>49925978
i already was since 1998

>>49925979
ive played nothing for 15 years

>>49925977
idktf
but i stil feel bad for you

>>49925985
definitely check out dusk for fps then

huh

>>49925975
i bet shes gonna gain weight

>>49925980
>>49926012
seek help

>>49926021
she's qt and id gladly have sex with her and make her my gf but it's an unshapely ass in the first pic at least

>>49926021
its a very safe bet that she will gain weight by the time shes 40 based on her face and ass

i still think japs are out of their mind to use 化粧室 for toilet

its the equivalent of powder room both in meaning and in that nobody uses it anymore so idk what the confusion is

played a 3d game from 2015+ so not sure about it not being used anymore waga tomogaki

>bathroom
>water closet
>toilet(n.) 1530s, also toilette, earliest in English in a now-obsolete sense of "cover or bag for clothes," from French toilette "a cloth; a bag for clothes," diminutive of toile "cloth, net" (see toil (n.2)).
it's euphemisms all the way down. peepeepoopoo room just doesn't sound pleasant.

化粧室 is more common than powder room id say but not that much

can you believe there are hafus and white people in who can only speak japanese? the fuck wrong with these people?

an african moving to europe or a chink moving to the us a) has a much clearer sense of cultural and ethnic belonging than a white american moving to japan b) has pockets of their own people in the country they move to in larger numbers and c) are less bitchmade and eager to assimilate and leave their heritage behind than spineless malodorous whites moving to japan

we're getting too political guys
let's try to not derail the thread from it's original purpose please

an example is saito asuka
she burmese hafu but can only speak burmese why japan turns everyone into monolinguals like that fetal alcohol bitch who said shes forgetting english

>>49926186
fuck i meant she can only speak japanese

dont care

>>49926194
just stfu

95 doesn't care

is there a jav ai chatbot?

ask queef to code you one

>>49926212
someone should make it

what do we think of tokyodrew?

literally who?

>>49926219
dont know anything about him and dont want to

why japanese so porn addicted im thinking the only way america can compete is if they have declining birthrates too

tokyojew

>>49926225
he had a japanese wife and kids but he died a dekinai

yh dno bros i just wanna go back
https://youtu.be/Z8d_VmIawco?si=KNLyhV2ynx2FviR3

bros i love you

>>49926239
me too :3

i love jav

but does jav love you?

a japanese abazure vitch! >;3

are you gonna watch the new asadora?

whats the new asadora

>>49926272
the one that promotes white guy sex tourism https://mydramalist.com/771845-bakebake

あんぱんもう終わったんか_(:3」∠)_

>>49926276
yo wtf this shit is fucked up

ビリーきゅんイケメンすぐる(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

>>49926280
https://youtu.be/XdqQo4fZh1U

dknwv

>>49926303
ジャムおじ黒幕説すき( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

who the fuck says japs are honorary white
you that oriental pearl bitch jap obaasans swoon over her blue eyes and yet she couldnt fw chinese because she was too ugly for them so she had to marry a beta jap

that jap husband is probably rich

>>49926324
she literally spent 10 years learning chinese but it went to waste

learning japanese is a woman thing bitches be collecting languages like its pokemon

>literally spent 10 years learning chinese but it went to waste
this is your future djt

i can't understand why she thought it was appropriate for her to question matt. who does she think she is?

women learn to speak and listen (to basic conversations) but never reading
men learn to read and maybe listen but rarely also speaking

was hoping i could forget about daniel. weird sad disturbing guy. please don't post about him again

millions of YouTube videos asking japs to glaze america you just know all these people would rather talk about korea especially the women

wtf are you esl discord faggots talking about

>>49926350
I'll glaze you (｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

>>49926352
YouTube fags like nobita

>>49926352
extremely
smart
lad
thanks for the compliment bro

I want to be one with moe

>>49926322
no young girl is too ugly for a chink, anon

>>49926390
moe the guy or moe the concept? cuz gay either way

ayo unko hop on rivals lil blud

i hate the modern djt trend of making bad posts on purpose

>>49926411
which is?

>>49926408
>>49926390
>>49926361
>>49926250

all me

>>49926418
i know

おはようおにいちゃん

パンストが全然話題にならない

正直ダンジョン飯も微妙だった

トリガーちょうしわるい

not my imouto

true, he forgot the image

retard lol

hes right doe

>>49926439
not your ane too ;3

has anyone here actually tried meditation like matt recommends?

>>49926596
big c

ビッグオー好きなんだけど

国内人気があんまり

>>49926621
i passed n1 thanks to matt

speed read that as mutt first and laughed

タコピーorグレンラガン

だったらグレンラガンだとおもう

ヨーコの恰好がすごいけど

why matt still hasnt learned chinese after all these years

>>49926596
sounds like calvin input needs to stop inputting (food)

>>49926786
yoga looks like the rape soijak

lmao literal nigger fuming ITT

wrong thread?

@grok what should I do this long weekend

>>49925814
>>49925834
Majinai Kisaragi

site to find japanese manga?

>>49926877
play poe2

yooooooooooo

>Japan is going to have a "single adult tax"
state sponsored waifu when?

>>49926900
nice incels and femcels will get married to evade the tax and still not have any sex

981
sore wa kawaii desu yo

ive only seen that vid cut at 0:04

>>49926981
this summer, in a world with no trees left...

>>49926998
should say "a fag posted this" instead

uh fellas is it gay to be attracted to maidens???

not every fag is gay dude

uh fellas is it gay to be a fag???

not every gay's a fag feel me

>>49926998
what every big brother deserves

you dont deserve anything lil bro

wish i was a little sister

wish I was a big bro

>>49927078
dis guy's a fag AND gay

>be me
>have 1 anki card combining 真向き｜真向かい｜真っ向
>read
>真向 appears, no dictionary entry exists
love japanese

anki cards shouldnt combine stuff

in all honesty, it was まっこう tho

>>49927093
sorry to hear you were too dumb to start a decent mining deck but you can stop coping now

~3500 combined cards. just checked

post your average time you spend on a card during reps

combined cards must have a power level that is multiplicative of its constituent parts. that's how it works in dbz

wish i had spent more time in anki

>>49927111
0

>>49927111
それでなにを？実の表現力と結びつけるたまになんらの筋も通らない理屈を捏ね上げるつもりかい？

>>49927155
it wouldnt be fair otherwise

>>49927161
まじでくどい

>くどい
that's like the only sentence this guy knows

>university
leverage your credentials and qualifications
>chances to go to Japan on a work visum
leverage your work experience

its only hard if you're a worthless waste of life loser

grok rewrite that in a polite way

>worthless waste of life loser
yup thats me, you probably wonder how i got here
*record scratching*

we here at djt are millionaires

>>49927175
だってくどいもん
言ってることはすごく簡単なのに頑張って複雑に言ってるとしか思えないよ
どれだけ簡単に物を伝えられるかが勝負だというのに

>もん
dis guy's a fag AND gay

>>49927189
wrong worthless credentials, because of that work experience is in customer service. its owari da

watashi wa ne chinchin desu

>>49927272
くどくない範囲で多少の遊び持たせてもいいだろ

>>49927299
https://streamable.com/tqgzak

>>49927299
pee pee da mon ne! :3

guys i think unko just tried to tell me my japanese is too complicated for his little pea-brain

>>49927405
yes yes yes

>>49927405
made for abuse

複雑なところはどこにありますか

>>49927403
わからないと言ってない
印象が悪いと言ってんだー
例の頑張ってる感

>>49927405
made for tender love and care

>>49927405
made money with her body

let's do quick response on niconico huh? >:3

ロリは殺処分でいいよね

>>49927501
ロリコン*
汗

>>49927492
>>49927501
what a great thing to see when you open the thread two demonic sacks of shit going off

>>49927509
too demonic! (｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

i for one am shocked that the tranny is also a pedo

>>49927492
oh no she's gonna develop an intestine fetish and self mutilate

really should stop coming here i hate you all

>>49927405
dare

why do unko and bido hate the thread so much?

>>49927558
i only hate pedos and unko if it werent for them the thread would be great
>>49927561
see above

>>49927562
so you hate all other posters?

>>49927568
if you're a pedo i hate you it's really simple

must lead a proper tragic life if u choose to come to the thread to get mad at ppl lol

i come to the thread partially to put pedos and unko in their place and otherwise to shitpost with the boys but thanks for the analysis bro ill keep that in mind

hating is based

the boys are pedos

i'm a man

yeah u show them lil bro lol

he got so mad that i filtered him that he's baiting (while malding of course) with his trip off lmao

i wanna man

i show you the dirt and rub your face in it every day

seethecel has poisoned the mind of morbido

ur literally so mad ur gettin delusional and thinking im sum1 else lmfao

true true
corrective rape is needed (for seethecel)

>>49927667
yeah yeah and you're totally really unko too whatever
>>49927662
not really it just became clear to me that certain posters here need to be told theyre evil and to kill themselves regularly

oh no i mistook one turd for another anyway

>>49927662
i thought seethecel is bido?

>>49927673
no you're impressionable and this thread should have been here for you to guide you toward the right path

based, so based

man thinks im fakeshit lmao

i have no idea wtf is goin on

you being put in your place is what's going on
whatever that means

>>49925692
japan is just disneyland for adults for the influencer crowds

keep seething retard

morbido on a mad one lads gone off the edge

im just posting in between test runs same as usual more or less

>i show you the dirt and rub your face in it every day
https://youtu.be/Ug7oSce1C2U?t=437

uhhh

porn spammer would be a cool guy if he stopped posting censored shit

>>49927727
sadistic bido beheading pedos

>>49927727
thought this was gonna be a timestamp to the part they rub the girl's face in the spilled drink

morbido wouldnt do that to a girl

bido wouldnt do shit

6'2" seething slav with ugly brute looks and a deep voice
if morbido was fictional he'd be the most cliche character ever

he'll be 6 feet under when i'm done with him

trying too hard to copy seethey

you can all get off my nuts now tnx

trying too hard to copy your internet father

he says copying a post made 2 minutes ago

im not trying i did copy it

>>49927436
確かにお前のレベルからはそうに見えるけど、おれには楽なものだ

rich successful dekiru bidos got jelly haters

>>49927829
>そうに見える

you look like so :3

>>49920619
>you mean cuz he scored 1 point more on a test
you scored 1 point lower than the absolute minimum needed to enter a somewhat elite bracket. just like how a 129iqer is ultimately nongifted 120er trash, you're a filthy n1 160er failure belonging to the same pathetic group as literal braindead fatherless motherfuckers. that's your legacy, a delusional dekinai clown who'll never climb out of the gutter of mediocrity you were born in

seethy is so insecure

>>49927995
what was your n1 score

what's morbido's iq?

>>49927140
puffy
sukumizu is a gift from god

i got 130-135 or something on the 2-3 tests i did. think i did one of those old sats thats apparently pretty decent. seethey will remember better than me what my results were lol

I remembered 1023 Japanese kanji
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaser_(dog)

fart nigga

Anyone else never feel an inclination to do anything but if you do then you remember you enjoy it and wanna do it more but if you ever stop you forget once again that you enjoy and should do that thing
Or am I just retarded
Actually even if someone relates I could still be retarded

>>49927719
>>49927835
made for big brothers

あら＾～ (ㆁωㆁ*)

>>49928039
smarter than most djters

>>49928206
you're retarded but more so for asking the same question every other day youd think youd be able to work through it on your own at this point

>>49928295
true

not sure if this is correct but every time i see the standard kitchen knife i immediately think of deba(-bouchou)

>>49928295
>you're retarded but more so for asking the same question every other day
Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49928319
i havent been "learning" japanese for like 4 years i just watch stuff and talk to my friends and if i get better then so be it if not then im fine with where im at

>>49928313
i think hamono

>>49928039
doggo doggo （∪＾ω＾）

>>49928346
wood woof ;3

>>49928346
bau bau ;3

tranny retard is another double digit iqer

commenting on other peoples iq is double digit iq behavior

t. double digit iqer

what unko said

I need a 小悪魔 wife wearing a cute sukumizu desufrfr

In the isekai there will be one waiting for you bro

get in line

unkos wife is so fucking fat hideous and disgusting

at least i have a wife lol

at a point in my life where I typed 癒やし into the search bar of a jav site

wow you are sad

>>49928428
finna try that

my wife is going to go out with her male coworker and I will finally have time to play some games in peace

reached a point where I typed 小さい into the search bar of a jav site

i would only type in デブ but thankfully i have a 妻 to handle all my spicy needs

我妻でぶ

wotd デブ専

n199312

Seiyuu name + エロ　thank me later

I don't care about any seiyuu

>>49928295
I’ve never asked this question before though

google show me エロ of anonymous post # 49929480 thank youu

>>49928499
yes you have its the same sunk cost fallacy retard question when you should just accept that you dont really want to learn japanese and quit (nothing wrong with that at all)

>>49928499
yeah its basically the same question as "how do i find motivation"

what's the best game show jav

im not a degenerate so i wouldnt know

>>49928507
I’m confused how you got to either of those conclusions
>>49928516
Yeah I guess
Focused but not motivated
Motivated but not focused

>>49928319
based movie, based director

>>49928536
would rather watch school of rock

direct yourself to the nearest pool of acid

sorry i dont like boring movies with shitty conclusions

>>49928541
i've never seen nacho libre

Quitting is just running out of dopamine. Too easy a goal, you get no dopamine. Too hard a goal, you get no dopamine. Break your goal down into steps just big enough you get some dopamine for completing them

>>49928319
I never managed to find japanese subs for this movie :(

dragon dabu

>>49928555
its pretty good
i thought tropic thunder was better

>>49928553
not me

link the movie nigger

>>49928556
>Break your goal down into steps just big enough you get some dopamine for completing them
what a loser
use drugs, much easier

winners do drugs

>>49928566
の

>>49928578
was this made by a djter? it was so long ago i dont even remember. sucks that we have no cool oc since jamal left wish i had the creative juice or willpower to make it myself

always accepting new lolcow volunteer applications

what creative juice lil bro j spliced a buncha clips people posted in the thread

even that he did last in 2020

garbage day is an all time classic

>>49928523
but you like fatties

done emmersin
chillin now

gotta wonder how unko "chills" earning the yen equivalent of 10$/hr

wotd:えっど

江戸（えど） は、東京の旧称であり、1603年から1867年まで江戸幕府が置かれていた都市である。
現在の東京都区部に位置し、その前身及び原型に当たる。

( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

that means immersion is hard for you and your force yourself to do it

>>49928699
he exploits his fat bitch

dr stone cause that whore needs stoning

>>49928681
thats not degenerate

senku should be unbelievably annoying but he isnt somehow

wtf is dr stone

>Dr.STONE SCIENCE FUTURE
oh my science

wonder if anyone itt can fully understand it without subs i for one definitely get btfod by element and metal names and shit

>>49928713
and correcting >:3

>>49928718
im annoying 10 billion times more than him ;3

tranny is russian

>>49928718
hes got that zoomer haircut hard pass show

your mom is russian

>>49928744
crazy how all the worst posters in djt history have been russian

>>49928754
not really surprising russians are utter scum always have been always will been

cant name a single russian from djt

it's no secret frufi's blogged about it many times

>>49928772
minishart, frufi, new tranny to name a few. the holo shart that spammed for 8 months every day was probably russian too they love that shit for whatever reason

and before that it was roachmaster spamming

how could we forget copemaster

tbqh he never really entered the same pantheon of garbage as the other ones for me he's just a slightly dumb insecure guy working his way through the worst as best as he can

hes not russian rly hes a romanian gypsy

deep djt lore

he's nothing really lol just mixed sludge

about an 80% chance his mother chain smoked and drank heavily while pregnant and that's why he turned out the way he did

djt slop

is this DRT? (；´Д｀)

>he's just a slightly dumb
huge if coming from the humblebragger

my knee is laughing

wonder how much queef regrets posting his dna test

>>49928761
true true
i hope ukraine nukes that shithole

ill take the women

dno theyre extreme whores prolly the whoriest of all women on the planet

never said i wont be keeping them as sex slav es

>>49928788
is that why he stole the core 2k format?

hm never made that connection but yea

quiz used to be respected in djt. what happened?

respect needs to be earned

earning it 10 points an hour

wonder if the porn spammer is minishart

really oughta buy a new nose hair trimmer

would it be weird if i asked my wife if i can get a prostate milking?....

i thought thats what wives are for

fatties tend to be more open to degen shit so give it a try I'd say

https://x.com/dyingscribe/status/1960165569790898379

damn what a sexy bitch

prostate orgasms are a fag myth

you should know with all that dick you've been taking

>>49928932
bro has Investigated thoroughly

>>49928854
えっど(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3ﾑｯﾊｰ

>>49928879
entirely possible

is minishart in the room with you

why does this minishart person live in all your heads rent free

theres literally 1 low iq schizo here (bido) who cant stfu about him

thought it was seethecel

>>49928976
incorrect i almost never mention him unless its in response to someone else doing it. apropos of nothing i never mention him basically i poured all the hate i had for him out a few years ago

jp gf with an ass like this

>>49928966
>>49928968
>>49928976
hella sus

>>49929051
ケツデカイザー参上！(｀・ω・´)ｼｬｷｰﾝ

Doing anki learning and I got the phrase サッカーと野球とどちらが好きですか. Which is fine but then the response was サッカーの方が好きです.
I understand the rest of it but why is there a 方 here?
Wouldn't より work fine?

>>49928976
>1 low iq schizo here (bido)
jelly double unko post

>>49929065
I prefer soccer to baseball ;3

id play both with your head as the ball

>>49929065
soccer and baseball and which is the one you like
the side of soccer is the one i like

>>49929097
Yeah I get what it means but yori also gets used for comparison so I'm asking why you'd use hou instead of yori. Why is hou a thing is it just a synonym?

磯野ー、そんなことより野球やろうぜ！(＠∀＠)

>>49929107
the question was which one he/she likes not which one he/she prefers over the other
you could say 野球よりサッカーが好き to answer the second question

念押しやな( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ
>t. これ英語でなんてーの？

what japanese books are you reading with your reading buddy?

>t.
retarded ahh tranny

>>49929210
oh my god we have reached the epic episode where the isekai mc shows everyone he's the heckin strongest im losing my fucking mind over here

isekai is a bottom of the barrel genre

my wife keeps going out with her male coworker and she is coming later and later in the day. Should I be concerned?

i will chug the barrel including the dookie on the bottom

>>49929065
Aと　Bと（では）　どちら（のほう）がすきですか。
A（のほう）がすきです。

富士山と　摩天楼と（では）どちら（のほう）が　高いですか。
富士山（のほう）が（（摩天楼）のほうより）高いです。

everything in brackets is optional

>>49929238
most retarded way to answer his question kek

>>49929216
this and fanservice are why i chug

lil bro mad i get to the point with 2 short examples he could never write if grok goes offline sad

>>49929253
you didnt explain anything
you probably just groked some example sentences and called it a day because you yourself dont know the difference lmfao

yeh so the gist of it is yori is for comparisons but not for choices and liking something is a choice

>>49929253
if grok goes offline ill ask chat or claude

サッカー（のほう）が（（野球）より）好きです
サッカー（のほう）が一番好きです

Aと　Bと（では）　どちら（のほう）が高いですか。
A（のほう）が一番高いです。

everything in brackets is optional
i believe no explanation is needed

>>49925405
you're currently playing through the best expansions right now. why would you skip to DT. DT is unironically the worst expansion the game has ever put out. so much so that i honestly dont know if they can recover from it.

>>49929268
>yori is for comparisons but not for choices
"i like soccer better than baseball"
which one is this?

>>49929288
i miss her

>>49929285
true true
no explanation ;3

snora pissaragi is the most boring tripfaggot in recent memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrsLNSIdNs
any other languages you want to learn?

>>49929285
>サッカー（のほう）が（（野球）より）好きです
actually just for completion's sake
>サッカー（のほう）が（（野球）（のほう）より）好きです

>>49929285
>A（のほう）が一番高いです。
also this
A（のほう）が（一番）高いです。

enough of this n5 stuff

moe is the most boring namefag in not so recent memory

japanese is optional

>>49929299
whenever is graduate from dekinai and at least pass the n1(just as a benchmark) i though maybe spanish or chinese, but i currently dont have much in the way of a real reason to commit to another language

>whenever is graduate from dekinai
how about english

i watched maybe 10-15 hours of dreaming spanish and understood almost all of it but kinda cba to put in any real effort

im a genius but im just too lazy

>>49929336
we are in a thread where we're basically bullied into lowercasing every post, but you're tripping up over a typo?

its not genius its normal cause i know english and understand a good bit of italian and have been exposed to spanish since i was a kid via telenovelas, tv shows, music etc

youre the one tripping lil bro

>実　家　で　声　が　低　そ　う
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIQDw1deiQ&t=20

あやねる演技して！(V´・(oo)・｀V)ﾌﾞﾋﾌﾞﾋｯ

（あなたの）ケツに足を突っ込む（のほう）が好きです
i believe this sentence explains itself

>>49929372
no seethe okay? :3

突っ込むほう

>>49929383
shut up toromi

>>49929385
まれるほう

>>49929372
it is self explanatory that you're dekinai

>>49929402
im the best speaker in this thread bar none

the chess speaks for itself

>>49929416
then why did you post an ungrammatical sentence just now

>>49929431
to mock you

the vibrating dildo speaks for itself

this vibrating foot speaks for itself

the proof is in the vibrating pudding

pictured the shit in his bowls vibrating cause of the dildo and wanted to barf

all that vibrating talk is making my asshole pucker and I feel like i'm about to prolapse soon again...

>>49929476
classic toromi impersonating me again

he's done well for himself career wise considering he'll never get within a country mile of all time great status ever. before streaming and social media he'd be a footnote to a footnote of history

my 日本語能力 speaks for itself

今夜こそ
https://streamable.com/dkbeyn

I hate にっが and i'm tired of hiding it

trinity was prolly the best antagonist

nice painting

sharted 5 times today

is that counting the posts you made itt?

no i literally sharted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0GN40EL1VU
never finished kikujiro it was just kinda boring but this might be hisaishis best work ever

minishart, of in proper Japanese, dookoonbini

chat, is this correct?

how the fuck does every single anime look exactly the same

which one of you is bullying that retard in the eroge thread kek

if you're bullying someone in another thread then stay the fuck out of this one because we don't tolerate that bullshit here

im somewhat of a bully myself

you just bullied him

>>49929695
all made by the same people

why does double shit browse the eroge thread? does he read vinnies? lmao

>>49929710
he's severely mentally ill and probably brown

obv, hes an expert on ngmitools

>>49929695
they don't, it's just that you're racist and all asians look the same to you

>>49929718
I strongly disagree (I am the right amount of advanced racist to properly distinguish between different Asian peoples)

don't be mean to eroge bros

oh so it was double shit who posted about his sister oding and dying

>>49929698
link?

i can tell if a girl is chinese or japanese from the back without even seeing her face

>>49929727
just search dekinai here >>49903121

can デート mean both or only the romantic kind?

>>49929716
queef confirmed

>>49929733
could be, its the same incessant malding for reasons that no sane person could understand but that's not unique to him

>,
samefag

>>49929733
funny shit kek

uh ok

yep its double shit like i thought

he has issues fr

>>49929757
actually the best strategy is to make fun of his dead sister so he tries to join her

who tf is double on that thread

id tell him to kys but his whore sisters rotted too much by now for him to do that haha

I dont know who this person is but insulting his dead sister aint it chief

time to brush up on my kanji

will follow your example lil bro

yeah double shit used an american psycho gif sometime back saying hes not insane hes enjoying what hes doing

>fire up anki
>open qm's kanken deck
yeah, it's kanji time

*recently deceased
bet it hurts him that much more haha

dont hate double kike enough to talk shit about his dead sister ill let others carry that torch

name a general with crazier regulars

wouldnt know i dont browse any other ones

>>49929813
>>>/vg/537039165

>>49929757
unko malding cross-thread you love to see it

>>49929811
hes the old holospammer

>>49929819
kek

ok but any gmi here

>>49929819
thats me though and ive told unko to kill himself more than any person on earth

>>49929828
best I can do is a dekiniggai
first day ever anki called some words a leech, happened twice
:(

good morning indians?

>>49929827
how did many dicks did she suck for drug money? lol

owatta owatta

>>49929822
holospammer wasnt mentally ill he was mentally yay

>>49929831
are you the bullied guy on the eroge thread

>>49929813
its gotten pretty nutty the past few years

its raw meat guy

raw meat eaters are balanced individuals though