Thread 49931530

Breath Edition

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Monsters that disguise themselves as human in order to prey upon unsuspecting men, I find this very attractive

alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/42139.html

>>49931570
We should really be calling it the real thread at this point.

>>49931570
Buy an ad, fag

b-b-based thread!?!?

>>49931578
That would imply that they're of the same topic. This is general monster girl thread, theirs is an MGE exclusive thread. Two different topics.

Which monster girl do you believe would have the most interesting breaths to sniff?
Which monster girl would have you coming back for more and more of her breath?

>>49931589
cutest idea ever

>>49931580
Weirdly, it does feel like it.

>>49931567
Of course. What's more attractive than a super predator?

>>49931824
It's just one anon talking to himself.

You guys need to leave this thread and go here:
https://www.gays.com/forum/18-gay-sex-forum/

It is WAY closer to what y'all seem to need from life.

>get online and there are two threads.
This split stuff is getting annoying. Both are terrible in different ways.

>>49932839
AI slop and breathfag spam is terrible on an order of magnitude higher than the other thread

>>49932849
Yet it feels like letting the alt thread fags win.

>>49932839
Report or shit up the other one, they can't do anything about it

>Casually bakes you cookies only to drug them, so that she can kidnap and rape you
What other monster girls would more inclined to do something similar?

>>49931824
Why?

It's a containment thread for the gacha spammer.

>>49933691
>gacha spammer.
I can't tell who is who anymore.

>>49933674
the dastardly shoggy

>>49933752
Is it really baking if all she's doing is forming "cookies" from her shog slime?

Look at this birb. It was emotionally crippling when I saw her in bed with skunk

>>49933873
Didn't this show get cancelled because it was too lewd or some bullshit?

>>49933873
Why? You know every girl in that show is getting railed on a regular basis.

>>49933888
She was meant to be pure.
>>49933876
The anime was pretty much just porn.

Get foxed, idiot.

There is no cow level.

>>49933929
The apex of cheshire cat shitposting

>>49934162
I'll take B. Seems like it'd be the most fun.

>>49934256
She seems like an explicit kind of kot.

Time for a game of Kiss, Marry, Fuck: Barbarian Edition!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order are:
>P'orc
>Red Oni
>Troll

Who you got, anons?

>>49934667
I have no strong opinion on any of these. Remarkable.

>>49933691
>two threads now spammed with gacha
this is getting out of hand now

>>49934875
who gives a fuck, the only real function the /jp/ thread serves nowadays is directing anons towards /mge/ where all the regulars went.

>>49934910
We would rather you not do that as we have told you time and time again we do not want to go there.

Right, anons. What do we do now?

>>49934875
What a time to be alive!

Sasuga, Gacha-san... Such dedication!

>>49934910
I don't bother with alt chans. They never last more than a couple years before they become withered husks. Either their userbase dries up, there's an infrastructure issue (lack of funds or getting repeatedly hacked/shut down), or they get spammed with CP bots. Or it's some combination of the three.

>>49935038
We do our best!

>>49935061
>They never last more than a couple years before they become withered husks
And this thread is already a withered husk compared to the alt one, what's your point?

>Jub... jubjub. Jubjub jubjub! JUUUUBB!!!!

Wonderland is a terrifying place.

>>49935138
This place can replenish users. Alt chans never replenish users.

>>49935142
Good luck with that, as long as the pests are spitefully shitting it up and/or jannies continue to boycott this place.

>>49935158
>pests are spitefully shitting it up
You would think they would be happy now they finally got their special place.

>>49935158
In your eyes, they're pests. In my eyes, they're frens. What you call shitting up the place, I call funposting. You've gone your way. Let us go ours. You guys say your happy over on your alt chan, so let us be happy here too.
Let it go, Anon. The divorce is final.

Your queen has arrived. Bow down before her!

>>49934667
kiss troll
fuck pork
marry red oni

>>49935180
Why though?

>>49935202
not really into trolls
orcs are nice, especially high orcs, but I'm not into harems
red oni is the one I'd be least dissatisfied with but I do like them just fine. they're just like me (simpleminded drunkard)

The sneks are evolving...

>Married to an imp
>She's in her late 20s
>Does the whole baby talk thing, acting like she's a child
>Think nothing of it, it's just how imps are after all
>Come home from work early one day
>Imp wife is on the computer
>Drinking, smoking, and cussing out someone on the game she's playing
>No hint of babytalk and actually has a bit of a deeper voice
>Sees you come in
>Caught redhanded look on her face
>Tries to do the babytalk thing again but is stumbling over her words
Turns out, she only did the babytalk thing because she thought you liked it. In fact, it's a popular idea among imps that men like that childlike speech.

>>49935387
they're mistaken

MGE-themed porn? WOW.
https://pmvhaven.com/video/Wrong-Feels-Right-Cookie-HMV_68b127ebe985f119ce6cd08c

Oh yeah, we likes imps here!
We especially love their impish breaths.

>>49935471
Do not follow this link, it's literal furshit.

A cursed link calls for a blessed link to counterbalance
https://litter.catbox.moe/jo3ku4stqab32feo.jpeg

real nice thread you guys got here

>>49935974
Better than yous :^)

>>49935387
Even though it's sloppa, that imp's tummy is very lickable

Realistically speaking, how many p'orcs is too many p'orcs for a p'orc-only harem?

>>49936076
Any number, because they don't exist, and never will

>>49936185
Why do you hurt me like this?

So do you have to have 3 different wedding ceremonies for all three of them or just 1 wedding ceremony with all 3 at once?

>>49936076
depends entirely on how many you can handle
larger warbands lead to more plunder
if your ass is bad enough you can keep some of them around with promises for rewards for good performance but you gotta be hardcore for that to work

you know whats great? turtles

>>49936626
Non-optimal for cuddling. The shell is an obstacle.

>>49936838
just cuddle the frint

>>49935912
Is it good?

What did you do to receive this sentence from Judge Notits?

>>49938609
I was caught thinking about big tits after joining the sabbath.
Yes, thought crimes are a thing there. It's very loli supremacist there.
Oh god, I was thinking wrong thoughts again. They're coming for-

>>49939010
You should have moved to the Moo Moo Farm instead of joining the Sabbath

>It's been over a day and both threads are still up
The jannies really have stopped caring.

>>49939430
It's really hard to have an opinion on this. That dude is really dedicated for some reason.

>>49939487
Love will make a man do wild things

>>49939729
Normal foxgirl wife.

>>49939430
>doesn't remember WHFtard + pests keeping up his thread for fucking weeks
/jp/ jannies never cared to begin with, they just babysit their favorite vtumors

>>49940060
Bit ironic that the lack of care they lamented they now use to attack this place.

I will make my meds and become a productive member of society

>>49940060
WHFtard? Give me the quick rundown

>>49940179
i imagine most anons here struggle with that. They might want a girl less demanding.

>>49940179
>kiki disappears
Where'd my maid go

>>49940184
That's what shogg is for. Anons that want to improve themselves and become the best man they can be opt for kikis. Those that want to descend into chaos, shut themselves off from the world, and become slimebrained go for shoggs

>>49940186
You took the wrong pills

>>49939729
aren't all foxes crazy by default?

>>49940234
MGQ has a fox that named herself cash money. She seems to have her priorities straight.

>>49940244
>MGQ has a fox that named herself cash money.
Sounds like nuki behavior

The ant life is a tough life

>>49940183
Warhammer Fantasy Anon, a tripfag from /tg/. Extremely autistic, had a very distinct style of writing and spent years dropping unwanted prompts taken straight from his /tg/ homeland. Also tried making threads with warhammer or ace combat shit, which led to anons abandoning them and making new ones.
Most likely even more fucked in the head than le mick, just not so overtly malicious.

>Nyaa!
>Welcome to Wonderlanyaand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZVB8yZZAog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

>>49940954
One can only imagine the meme culture that exists in a world with monster girls on the internet, especially with cheshires in the mix

>Ywn experience an imp babytalking as you make-out with her
Why live?

>average lamia typically weighs in at 800-900lbs
Hope you have a strong bed frame!

>>49941151
I'd just sleep on the floor with cushions and blankets and snake

You wanna kiss this black harpy don't you, Anon?

>>49941151
Bed frames? I'd just be worried about having a second floor.

Long, slimy, snek tongue

>>49944050
Someone hide the birds!

>>49944065
More like hide the mice!

Damn. Five hours without a post. The days of pointlessly pontificating waifus are over.

>>49945560
All good things come to an end

She wants to become the mother of your children.
She actually wants the sexo more, but children with you are a nice bonus.

Black widow arachne
>horny venom that puts apophi and manticores to shame
>strongest yet softest silk in the world
>goth girl by default
>sexually aggro but in a sly/domineering way (not the hellhound way)
>calm, cool, and collected disposition
>poor eyesight, almost all need glasses
>secretly afraid/uncomfortable with hugging
>will take lots of time to get her accustomed to hugs, but once down, she'll become a hugslut

>>49946540
>>>/pol/

>>49945560
>pointlessly pontificating waifus
The complete lack of self-awareness on your part is hilarious, I give you that.

you know you would

>>49946678
>old wights lurking forums looking for men on /pol/ to seduce.

>>49931530 (OP)
very welcoming image

>>49948713
Indeed. She wants (You) in her mouth.

>>49948767
She would get what she wants, and I wouldn't hesitate really. Monster Girl's throat must feel soo good, exotic from normal ones.

>>49948853
Jingai is quite the artist.

>>49948853
Indeed, especially when they have a long tongue to go along with it.

>>49948919
Indeed.
>>49948942
Right? I personally love fangs, it makes their face and mouth much cuter. But also more dangerous?..

>>49949064
The predatory eyes of a reptile and the fangs add the fear factor. She could bite it off and swallow in it an in instant. Though you know she won't because she genuinely loves you, that primal, survival instinct is screaming at you in the very back of your mind that maybe this isn't a good idea. Especially when that long, thick, lamia tail holds you in place such that you can't move at all.

>Chilling in your living room with your beezle wife
>Room is immaculately clean
>Go to the bathroom to take a leak
>Come back room is trashed
>Don't even know where half of the trash items came from or how rotten food and moldy pop appears
>She looks at you like nothing happened
Some think kikis and shoggs are eternal rivals. This is untrue. They may have some disagreements on how to clean (kikis preferring the traditional approach of removal and sanitation, and shoggs preferring the approach of dissolving, but they actually work well together and support each other). No, the eternal rival of both kikis and shoggs are beezles and to a lesser extent, devil bugs. The girls that instantly trash any dwelling within mere moments and have no desire to pick up after themselves, and even worse, actually prefer to live in filth.

>>49946957
Bro, I would shove my face between those cheeks of her and start going to town. You'd need the jaws of life to pull me away from her before I've had my fill

Why is pharaoh's anubis attendant so upset here?

>>49948545
Fish are sexier though

>>49950139
Is royalty allowed show that much ass?

>>49950191
I would think not, but if they're the ones that get to make up the laws and customs of their kingdoms, then I guess it's up to pharaoh who much ass is allowed to be shown.

>>49950196
My other guess from the blush is that ms Anubis just had an awakening.

>>49950214
She now understands why so many people love her pharaoh. Her fat ass

>>49950336
Cool yerb.

>>49950336
Worms are the superior girls. No one can compete against worms, not even holsts.

I feel like she's trying to tell me something, but I don't know what. Whatever, she seems trustworthy; I'll go where she wants me to

I am weak to desert doggos

This thread is only alive during US time, where are the eurocucks?

>>49951262
If it wasn't clear before, the few retards most butthurt about /mge/ migration are from the US timezone.

>>49951262
Too busy fellating each other in preparation to become alps

The bicorns are out on the loose. Be wary, else you may find yourself with a harem you may not want.

The comedic part of having two threads is that the gacha spammer doesn't know which one to spam.

>>49951415
>that awkward moment when your husband starts eyeing up a bicorn

Obey.

>>49953771
Is there a monster girl alive that doesn't leglock?
Aside from the obvious ones that can't like centaurs.

>>49952861
Kats are kute

>>49953910
The ones that would rather eat your seed.

>>49954303
Makes sense, but other than ghouls, I don't know who would prefer oral to vaginal.

>>49954331
Vampires, maybe.

I could take a ghoul, probably even 5 or so. I'm strong enough and virile enough.

sally the mander

>>49954984
That will always be a cute name for salamanders.

Ghouls love you!

In a perfect world, I'd have a half-dozen p'orcers with me in bed right now while the other half-dozen guard the stronghold (the suburban house with a large yard that they build palisade wall and towers around along with some p'orcish renovations).

>>49955029
Can I request a dragon breath?

>>49955503
MGE's vanilla dragon?

>>49955630
Yes or any dragon girl I like grea from rage of bahaumut too

>>49955658
I have some of jabberwock from MGE. If you give me a couple days, I'll do the vanilla dragon from MGE as well.

>49955029
>49955503
>49955630
>49955658
>49955962
/trash/ CP discord behavior. Neck yourself as soon as possible and go fuck your crackwhore mother in hell.

>>49956575
>"Mom! I posted it again!"

>>49956888
And he just won by doing it.

>>49956897
You don't win by feeding trolls

>>49957031
I win by fucking monster girls but I can't find any.

>>49957845
They're all in my bedroom. I have a couple I haven't defiled, like this lizard. I have no plans on lewding her either. I can give her to you if you want. If not, I'll keep her for myself.

>>49957925
She passes the thigh test.

>>49957959
Watermelons stand no chance against them

>>49957966
My head will take the risk. For science.

It's 4 AM... do you know where your kids are?

>>49958295
A young boy being surrounded by predatory naked older Women?
Nice...

>>49958295
if I found my son got him into this situation I'd buy him a beer when he gets back
good job kiddo

>>49958295
The collective age of fox in that bath is easily over 10000

>>49958916
But enough about the immortal shota. How old are the girls?

Need me a !German rabbit

Somewhere out there in parallel universe where monster girls are real, a dormouse just woke up in a squeakin mess because she dreamed you were real and dream felt super real to her, but when she woke up, you weren't there. And now she's super sad.

Why aren't you there to protect her smile, Anonymous?

>>49959176
god I wish I was real

>>49959183
Same. The fact that there are lonely monster girls out there waiting for me to be real hurts my heart.

>>49959201
They'll find reality never lives up to the dream.

>>49959206
Even if they aren't perfect, I'll take cuddling up to a mouse girl over cuddling up to a lifeless pillow any day. I'll take a mouse, flaws and all. I'm sure the same would be reciprocated, especially when I promise to give them lots and lots of children.

>>49958305
Such is the case for any boy that mistakenly wanders into Hagville unaccompanied

>>49960483
I'll take 7 bicorns

Contemplating danuki breath, its intricacies.
Meditating on the meaning of sniffing danuki breath.

Danukis truly are the optimal monster girls for sniffing the breaths of.

If I win the Powerball, I'm investing hundreds of millions of dollars into research to either make monster girls real through genetic engineering or research into dimensional portals to the MGE world. Surely, nothing will go wrong with this plan.

>>49959777
So is this an adopt or a redesign?

Cat vs. Dog. The eternal rivalry

>>49964060
I would.

We're quiet because of silksong, right?

>>49964340
We're trying not to wake the sleep mice.

>>49964060
Dogbird maid is better

>>49960579
I wonder if bicorns always add +6 to the harem or if they give diminishing returns +5, +4, +3, and so on.

How does one acquire a monster girlfriend with this level of weirdness?

could you guys post some bogey related stuff pls?
i have a need for smothering cuddles that only they can cure.

>>49955503
>>49955658
Here you go, fren
https://imgbox.com/g/gTqFNO9SMm

>>49965287
>3 minute difference
that was fast but thanks anon!

>>49952861
And if I don't?

>>49965287
That bogie looks dangerous

>>49933876
No? What happened it's that the show was only made to promote the manga, so we will never get a second season

>>49934753
huh, never thought of Umas as monstergirls before, and I've been following them since the first PV

>>49967402
That's most animes. That and merchandise.

>>49933876
The english dub got like 3 or 4 episodes before it got canned. I still have no idea how they didn't realize where it was going before they started making the dub.

>>49967485
Tbf, anglos often dub hentai, they just got the bad luck of normalfags watching this show

>>49967530
We're lucky most Umas are dumb enough to not know they're stronger and faster than us, so we would not be able to resist any rape attempt

>>49967569
>Ywn get sacrificed by a jungle kot
Why live?

I should draw a cat.

>>49968590
You should draw a sleep mouse

>>49967699
Those breasts are obscene...

Had a dream that a whitehorn when down on me. Of course, I woke up as it just started.
I never get to experience the good part when I dream about monster girls.

>Portals open to tomorrow
>1 of every monster girl you've ever spoken well of descends upon your location
How fucked are you?
How many monster girls are going to be fighting over you?
Will you survive into the next day?

>>49970556
Monsters with long tongues are overpowered.

>>49970556
>Kisses her in order to stunlock her
Beating these monsters are super easy if you know how to.

>>49971070
>A long tongue typed this post
Fool, kissing is their strength

Life in the ant colony is hard work

She's cheesed to meet you

It's ka-ka-caturday!

>>49971654
What's the best way to get all those cats to my yard? Yarn, raw fish, or milk?

>>49971662
Any would work, as long as it's better than mine.

You all can fight over the cait siths. I'm going for the cu siths!

>>49970148
>how fucked are you
yes
>how many
I do not know. too many. I try to only nicepost and I like most things
there is one I'm particularly crazy about though so I would hope that the competition is short lived
>will you survive
yeah probably

>>49973318
Damn, this shit's done

>>49973340
It really is ogre, isn't it...

>>49973349
You can thanks mick and his friends botting the wiki to death because he got banned from capy.

>>49973405
Keep your shitposts and conspiracy theories to the shitpost thread >>49931811

>>49973415
Don't like being called out nigger? Don't care, everyone lose, capycucks and us.

>>49973417
I don't know if it's getting botted or not, but that discussion for the other thread, not this one.
This is the non-shitpost thread. It's been comfy in here. Don't ruin it.

>>49973427
lol, lmao even, check the op pic, retard

>>49973427
Nobody gives a single fuck about your imaginary hostile take over of mgt, go fuck off to somewhere else with your buddies because you're a pest even when this thread is a desiccated corpse of its former self.

>>49973318
Explain?

>>49973899
HTTP Error 500, which is essentially the webpage equivalent of the Check Engine Light in your car.

>>49973933
Cool. Hope he confirms it.

>>49973935
Nothing to confirm I literally just pulled it up right now and this is the error. That and Wikifag wouldn't be on 4ch he's on the other site.

>>49973935
From Capy. Hilariously enough I looked up the IP range and it's literally from China.

>>49974036
Conspiracy retards btfo

>>49974044
It was the baphofag. Clearing out the competitors to KCs love.

>OP is AI vore fetish garbage posted by a subhuman from a cheese pizza discord
>rest of the thread is full of him and his CP sharing /trash/ buddies posting more garbage
Totally not the shitpost thread btw

How do slimes breed? mitosis? Do they lay eggs?

>>49974295
Nigga I just popped in here to see if any mention of the Wiki being down had happened and if there was any discussion. Far too lazy to go on Capy and the split is annoying.

>>49974295
This thread is full of quality posts and discussion prompts. The other thread is full of shitposts, concern trolling, spam, and off-topic garbage. But yeah, the other thread is the totally the legit, non-shitpost thread.