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Anonymous No.49931811 >>49936253 >>49936509 >>49945301 >>49965256
Monster Girl Thread
No IA slop Edition

Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/42139.html
Anonymous No.49931854
Anonymous No.49931915 >>49931919
Imagine security orcs.
Anonymous No.49931919 >>49931927
>>49931915
Are they strong enough when you have ogre and oni as coworkers?
Anonymous No.49931927 >>49931937 >>49931942
>>49931919
Alternative thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/42139.html
Anonymous No.49931937 >>49931942 >>49931985
>>49931927
It's already in the op, mate.
Anonymous No.49931942
>>49931927
>>49931937
Even MORE alternative thread:
https://www.gays.com/forum/18-gay-sex-forum/
Anonymous No.49931981 >>49931987 >>49932095 >>49933607
Moo
Anonymous No.49931985 >>49932095
>>49931937
Shut up imagine being at computers
Anonymous No.49931987
>>49931981
Stupid sexy cowpox
Anonymous No.49932095
>>49931981
He made disease sexy, it's among the best design and it's ultra customizable
>>49931985
I'm at computers
Anonymous No.49932147 >>49932151
Try some.
Anonymous No.49932151
>>49932147
I would, I'm sure their venom tastes great
Anonymous No.49932410 >>49932780
spats though
Anonymous No.49932709
Correct thread, euthanize all /trash/mutts
Anonymous No.49932765
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Anonymous No.49932780 >>49933007
>>49932410
Anonymous No.49932885 >>49961258
Waiting patiently for Silksong and the ensuing bug renaissance
Anonymous No.49932981
Nigger thread, jannies clean the mess
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Anonymous No.49933007
>>49932780
Build for NTR and whoring herself in the scrapyard
Anonymous No.49933020 >>49933330
Femdomfags be like
Anonymous No.49933208
Why can't we all just keep calm and creampie cats?
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Anonymous No.49933330 >>49933486
>>49933020
That's gotta be the ugliest monster girl I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.49933486
>>49933330
But you have seen her.
Anonymous No.49933607 >>49933643
>>49931981
can I pet her horse?
Anonymous No.49933643
>>49933607
Imagine the horse as an uma.
Anonymous No.49933649 >>49933677
Anonymous No.49933677 >>49933699
>>49933649
Imagine her back pain every day...
Anonymous No.49933699
>>49933677
Elves can't feel pain. True story.
Anonymous No.49934096 >>49934598
Cats are cute, super cute
Anonymous No.49934434 >>49934637
there's pear shaped and then there's triangle shaped
Anonymous No.49934598
>>49934096
what a nefarious creature
Anonymous No.49934611 >>49936218
Sex with undead
Anonymous No.49934637
>>49934434
>All thighs and no ass.
This may be acceptable, but it is not preferred. Girl needs to work out on more than the squat rack.
Anonymous No.49934897
you guys really losing to the ai thread?
lol lmao
Anonymous No.49934943 >>49934947
Would you get a cat pregnant?
Anonymous No.49934947 >>49934980
>>49934943
I assume that's the end result of making a sith out of her.
Anonymous No.49934980
>>49934947
... sure.
Anonymous No.49934999 >>49935033 >>49935058
THIS THREAD HAS A DANGEROUS DEMONIC PRESENCE.
WE MUST REPLACE IT WITH PURE ANGELIC POWER.
Anonymous No.49935033 >>49935040
>>49934999
>No cute Cherubim without all the weird stuff.
I want an incredibly sexy girl that other men want to rape in Sodom because of how cute and sexy she is.
Anonymous No.49935040 >>49935067
>>49935033
OK, maybe you'd prefer one of these, then? One of them has lots of pointy bits! Men like those, I think.
Anonymous No.49935058
>>49934999
Anonymous No.49935065
Anonymous No.49935067 >>49935127
>>49935040
Can I get two number 1's, a number 3, and a number 4 before the end of the world? Thanks.
Anonymous No.49935127 >>49935187
>>49935067
Good choices! You're actually getting our last #3. Turns out gothy angels are super popular right now!
Anonymous No.49935187 >>49935235
>>49935127
With dem thighs and hips, I see why.
Anonymous No.49935235
>>49935187
She also has a BIRD.
Anonymous No.49935435 >>49935443
Anonymous No.49935443 >>49935787
>>49935435
That's no angel! That's no bird, either! That's a moth!
She's cute and fluffy, though, so she can stay.
Anonymous No.49935787
>>49935443
Love Vadaboob’s stuff just wish he’d actually post it to his twitter and not eternally keep 90% of his work in private discords
Anonymous No.49936218 >>49936231
>>49934611
I would gladly impregnate a corpse, or maybe more than one
Anonymous No.49936231
>>49936218
is that allowed?
Anonymous No.49936253 >>49936304
>>49931811 (OP)
The modern day dating scene be like:

Dating the Pyrow/Cheshire Cat who asked you out as both of you are having your dinner date made up of Krumbl Cookies, Dubai Chocolate and Matcha Tea Drinks as afterwards you two will go on a shopping spree for the limited edition Labubu Collab sets.
Anonymous No.49936304 >>49936930
>>49936253
Sorry but I’m only dating hags with ages in the triple digits. I expect we’ll go see a play/musical detailing the life of the Demon Lord that is 16 hours long.
Anonymous No.49936509
>>49931811 (OP)
https://youtu.be/-agCKpv7pXc?si=cbhafaykokL8BvdZ

Here is a Genshin trailer featuring a Tomb Queen
Anonymous No.49936930
>>49936304
How many intermissions to pee? Or sleep?
Anonymous No.49937178 >>49937209
GOOD MORNING, 4CHAN. IT IS THE TIME OF CATS.
POST CATS.
LOVE CATS.
GIVE CURED MEATS TO CATS.
REARRANGE YOUR LIFE TO SERVE CATS.
PET CATS.
KNIT TINY HATS AND GIVE THEM TO CATS.
DANCE WITH CATS.
Anonymous No.49937209
>>49937178
Yes
Anonymous No.49937222
would you a tomboy succ
Anonymous No.49937303 >>49937462
>Found out my dads waste management company was secretly a money laundering scheme for the Mofucuza
>More over he was in bed with their boss
>Literally
>Now I have to call her mom
Anonymous No.49937462
>>49937303
Fun fact: your dad calls her Mom too!
Anonymous No.49937892 >>49937976
How old do I have to be a get a fox?
Anonymous No.49937925
SEX. SEX WEARING ELABORATE 17TH CENTURY NOBLE FASHIONS.
Anonymous No.49937952
>Portals open
>Anons everywhere gettin' raped
>Not you, though. You just goon to BNWO porn in your goon chamber, peacefully spilling your seed to BBC interracial impregnation porn
>One day, you head to your favorite site, blacked.com
>Bunch of dark elves doing femdom
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg
Anonymous No.49937976
>>49937892
There is no minimum age for getting foxed.
Anonymous No.49938137
Anonymous No.49938231 >>49938382
Anonymous No.49938382 >>49938416
>>49938231
The sure are eating a lot
Anonymous No.49938416
>>49938382
They need to fatten up for the winter.
Anonymous No.49938468 >>49954821
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Anonymous No.49940181 >>49940224
ms kiki...
Anonymous No.49940207
Kikis are terrible. The only good monster girl is, you guessed it: FRANK STALLONE.
Anonymous No.49940224 >>49940237
>>49940181
>you can tell this is in the past by how small she is
Anonymous No.49940230
What maid gives the best massage?
Anonymous No.49940237
>>49940224
>Kiki Waif/Meido grows 2-3 inches taller every time she has a baybee kiki.
>Soon she has to crouch just to get through doorways.
>Insists it's fine--she's got a whole foot to go before you'll need a new house!
Anonymous No.49940245
Anonymous No.49940520 >>49940552
Kej
Anonymous No.49940552 >>49940658
>>49940520
a lot of things happen in zipangu but i don't know if i'm getting kej'd
Anonymous No.49940658 >>49940661
>>49940552
I might, but only if she is yan.
Anonymous No.49940661 >>49940665
>>49940658
it does help
Anonymous No.49940665 >>49940669 >>49940673
>>49940661
Monsters are better when they're yan. It's a shame that Zipangu has no monster girls who are NATURALLY YAN, because I would be unable to resist a mamono like that.
Anonymous No.49940669
>>49940665
yeah
Anonymous No.49940673 >>49940728
>>49940665
>confused Hebi noises
Anonymous No.49940728
>>49940673
CONFUSE A HEBI
Anonymous No.49940952 >>49941718
FAT HEBIS NEED TO CRUSH ME IN THEIR COILS.
Anonymous No.49941405
beans
Anonymous No.49941718 >>49942151
>>49940952
Anonymous No.49942151
>>49941718
I SAID FAT
Anonymous No.49943299 >>49943536
Anonymous No.49943536
>>49943299
GOTE
Anonymous No.49943903
Would you a gote on a bote with a stote and cote?
Anonymous No.49944319 >>49944343
What’s anubis milk like? Will it help me focus?
Anonymous No.49944343 >>49944405
>>49944319
it's cursed
Anonymous No.49944405
>>49944343
What, why? I would think Anubis milk would be very much NOT cursed.
>Consistent flavor
>Consistent quantity
>Consistent color
You might not think the color is important, but unicorn milk has a pearlescent sheen that many love, and I think is scary.
Anonymous No.49945301 >>49945616
>>49931811 (OP)
Ms Demon is clearly dyslexic, then again, you can't spell dyslexic without the letters for S E and X in them.
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Anonymous No.49945616
>>49945301
No, she's not dyslexic, she's racist. She hates abyssals.
Anonymous No.49946368
Anonymous No.49946917 >>49947275
What happens if I bite the mershark before she can bite me?
Anonymous No.49947275
>>49946917
Bluescreen and reboot
Anonymous No.49947607 >>49947617 >>49948567
Sabbath sex
Anonymous No.49947617
>>49947607
That was 2 days ago now! We're on GARFIELD SEX today.
Anonymous No.49948561
Anonymous No.49948567
>>49947607
Sabbath petting!
Anonymous No.49948671
Sabbath scavenger hunt!
Anonymous No.49948704 >>49948715 >>49948718 >>49948781 >>49948937 >>49949361
How come you fags get to have two threads and both are equally as bad
Anonymous No.49948715
>>49948704
Because you touch yourself at night.
Anonymous No.49948718
>>49948704
It's not like we want two threads our choice was just between two shitposters. One who spends 90% of his time advertising an altchan and telling us how much he hates us.
Anonymous No.49948781 >>49948800
>>49948704
Because a /trash/ cheese pizza discord server has been freely raiding and spamming /mgt/ with their subhuman garbage for years at this point, like the other thread's troll OP, and the janitor that was moderating /jp/ from early 2023 until the 4chan hack was one of their retarded molester friends that was intentionally helping them fuck these threads up for years.
Anonymous No.49948800 >>49948924
>>49948781
Calm down man. There ain't proof of any of that.
Anonymous No.49948924
>>49948800
>Cheshire with a bulletin board, a bunch of photos, printed out news articles, and a ball of red yarn
>Starts to assemble her conspiracy theory.
>But then...
Anonymous No.49948937
>>49948704
Because mods refuse to delete AI spam on sight I guess
Anonymous No.49949361
>>49948704
the ai spammer and the gacha fag magneted to the other thread so it was a pretty easy choice for me
Anonymous No.49949449
Anonymous No.49949466
Anonymous No.49949470
just in case anyone doubted the malice in his actions
Anonymous No.49949726
Matron Malice? Isn't she long dead?
Anonymous No.49949867 >>49949876 >>49949939 >>49950014
Not sure which thread to drop It in, I just hope that you like unusual worms
Anonymous No.49949876
>>49949867
i do like the unusual worms
Anonymous No.49949939 >>49950186
>>49949867
Cute, and yes this is the right thread.
Anonymous No.49950014
>>49949867
Oh, hi, yerb! Your wurm is very unusual, but still CUTE
Anonymous No.49950186 >>49950305
>>49949939
It really isn't, despite the blatant shitpost of the other one.
Anonymous No.49950305 >>49950311 >>49950339
>>49950186
Yes surely the /trash/ raidfaggot OP is the correct thread. You fucking retard.
Anonymous No.49950311 >>49950339 >>49950408
>>49950305
>/trash/ raid
>capy raid
We are overwhelmed with choice.
Anonymous No.49950339
>>49950305
>>49950311
Boys, boys, boys. You need to put your differences aside and MAKE OUT.
Anonymous No.49950408 >>49950445
>>49950311
>trashfag's thread is filled with discussion, lite on image spam, and just has the occasional breathfag post
>capyfag's thread is lite on discussion, heavy with image spam, and lacks breathfag posts
Neither are good, but if we're being honest, the trashfag thread is better right now. I'll be staying over there until we can recycle this one later after the other hits the bump or image limit.
Anonymous No.49950430 >>49950439
You guys want me to just fill both threads full of dragons fucking cars?
Anonymous No.49950439
>>49950430
Can we confirm that the car is the dragons transformed husband?
Anonymous No.49950445
>>49950408
>"capyfag"
>"the trashfag thread is better"
>"recycle"
Any oldfag can see you're an outsider talking out of your ass
Anonymous No.49950630 >>49950633
make your choice
Anonymous No.49950633
>>49950630
I choose Balloons for 800.
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Anonymous No.49952149
It's 4 AM... do you know where your kids are?
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Anonymous No.49953848 >>49953899
Anonymous No.49953881 >>49953894 >>49954028 >>49957613 >>49960994 >>49970219
i don't understand, mgt was a already a husk pre-hack, now its not even a shell its bone dust
like whats the point for the very few non-shitposting mge fans still here?
Anonymous No.49953894
>>49953881
you got to find your own answer to that
Anonymous No.49953899
>>49953848
Anonymous No.49954028 >>49954485 >>49957613
>>49953881
>like whats the point for the very few non-shitposting mge fans still here?
I refuse to believe there's still any non-shitposter posting exclusively in the jp threads, at this point capy thread has like 5x the activity and with no garbage littering it. It would be some ridiculous degree of masochism or a schizophrenia-tier hate of altchans.
As for the ones crossposting, I guess the point is to keep a direction sign for anons returning.
Anonymous No.49954485
>>49954028
Hey, unban me and I'll post all the cait sith ass and cait sith facts there you want.
Anonymous No.49954821
>>49938468
I hate that smug bitch
Anonymous No.49955633
Will foxy shrine maiden cure my pc of the succuvirus?
Anonymous No.49957613 >>49957643 >>49957653 >>49957663 >>49957814 >>49957827 >>49958161 >>49958902
>>49953881
>>49954028
Shitposting is a core component of imageboard culture. It's the primary reason why anyone posts on an imageboard. Anonymity, knowing your words and your posts aren't going to land you any consequences. You can get away with saying and doing things that you wouldn't be able to do elsewhere because there's no social credit system and moderation is lite. It's discussion mixed with shitposting. There's no other reason to post on imageboards.

Capy is devoid of all shitposting because the moderation there is heavier than it is on plebbit. In fact, it's even worse; even non-shitpost content will get you in trouble. I mean, you can't even make certain jokes over there without getting insta-banned. It's not fun when you have to walk on eggshells with every post you make because moderation is simulating the social credit system of social media. If I wanted to walk on eggshells, I'd be posting on X, plebbit, or wherever else. I mean, I get why a lot of people flocked over there, the image spam and the autistic screeching is mildly annoying at times. But feeling like someone is looking over your shoulder every time you make a post kills the vibe, even if it is just discussing monster waifus. You have to allow for a little shitposting for an imageboard to have a soul, the good kind of shitposting, not the autistic screeching kind. But unfortunately, whoever is moderating capy /mge/ thread over there doesn't know the difference between the good and the bad.

I've tried capy now for a month now, and personally I don't even find it remotely fun. Literally plebbit in imageboard form.
Pic related is how I feel these days. Monster waifu posting has lost its charm.

Certainly I'm not the only one who feels this way, or has just had the general feeling that capy lacks the soul old /mgt/ had?
I'm kinda curious if anyone else is in the same boat.
Anonymous No.49957643
>>49957613
>breaks the rules
>cries about it
no, youre just the bad
Anonymous No.49957653
>>49957613
there's a difference between simple shitposting (which is fine, as I do it over there and have yet to even be warned), and being a fucking annoying piece of shit constantly and actively derailing the thread
there is one poster over there who mostly seems to be there to talk about his day using mamono as a mask but that's about as far as the reddit comparison goes
the ability to actively make a place worse without any repercussions (besides making the place worse) is not the only reason to use an anonymous imageboard. in 18 years of using them even as an underageb& piece of shit I never thought that. I wouldn't even say it's one of them, unless you just like making things worse on principle, which is more of a you problem than anything
Anonymous No.49957663 >>49957780
>>49957613
Imageboards are first and foremost for discussion, not for you to center it all about yourself.
Nobody else wants to read your posts about shit, and we are plenty happy genuinely engaging with eachother. I'd tell you to hit up the threads that do discuss the stuff you are into, but disrupting other people is what you want, not sharing your likes with others.
Not every place is /b/, for a good reason. You are on your own with this one.
Anonymous No.49957780
>>49957663
They aren't though. The non-permanence of imageboard threads ensures that discussion is not the primary focus. If your goal is sanitized discussion, you really do yourself a disservice using imageboards with their constant movement and focus on image sharing. Imageboard threads always have a degree of shitposting, on /b/ and all boards. It varies from board to board what degree of shitposting is permitted, but it's on every board. Remove it entirely and you don't have an imageboard culture; you have a forum masquerading as an imageboard.

But to each; their own. I just find capy to be gray and bland. There is no fun there. There's no fun here either.
I guess it was bound to come to end sometime.
Anonymous No.49957814
>>49957613
Mostly agree with you. Over the time there I've seen people start arguing and it all gets silently deleted. Makes it hard to know when you cross a line.
Anonymous No.49957825
Anonymous No.49957827 >>49958902
>>49957613
Mostly agree with you. Over the time there I've seen anons start arguing and it all gets silently deleted. Makes it hard to know when you cross a line.
Anonymous No.49958161 >>49958188 >>49958773
>>49957613
>Capy is devoid of all shitposting because the moderation there is heavier than it is on plebbit
This is complete bullshit, here before the hack you were 10x more likely to not only get your post deleted but also land with a 3 day ban if you dared to speak ill of the shitposters, because janny happened to be in his super serious no off-topic talk allowed mood. Of course the shitposters mysteriously almost never suffered the bans.
On the other hand according to the public logs on capy, there were total grand of two post deletions in the last 3 /mge/ threads. And the only ones who get a ban were the mick and breathtard rage spamming, from what I remember.
>Certainly I'm not the only one who feels this way,
Looking at the growing massive gap in posting between jp threads and /mge/, I'd say it's a firmly (You) issue, along with the other shitposting retards who think it's a HILARIOUS prank to take a steaming pile of shit in the middle of a shared dormitory. And then screech when jannies throw your shit smeared ass out and force you to take a bath.

Plus I have a sneaking suspicion you're the faggot who claimed to be a super oldfag 4chan expert because he started on /b/ in 2012, which would make this funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.49958188 >>49958334
>>49958161
>mick and breathtard rage spamming,
Hey now, I posted one happy cat there on caturday!
Anonymous No.49958334 >>49958342
>>49958188
Three warnings
Anonymous No.49958342 >>49958493
>>49958334
Not in our thread.
Anonymous No.49958493
>>49958342
>our thread
>our
Anonymous No.49958722
Anonymous No.49958773 >>49958903
>>49958161
>not only get your post deleted but also land with a 3 day ban if you dared to speak ill of the shitposters, because janny happened to be in his super serious no off-topic talk allowed mood. Of course the shitposters mysteriously almost never suffered the bans.
That's because that janny was literally one of the CPfaggots from their discord.

>the /trash/tard raiding began in January 2023
>a few months after that 4chan had janitor applications
>after the applications closed we got an actively malicious janny that went out of his way to ban everyone shit talking Mick and Cheral's /trash/cord mutts, while ignoring literal mass spamming and open raid calls
>this goes on for TWO AND A HALF YEARS
>the raid shitcord infiltrator clearly quit after the hack and stopped falsifying bans

4chan literally had a janny and/or a mod on roster for multiple years, WITH ACCESS TO BACKEND, that was a member of a threadshitter raid cabal that contains one or more CP posters. And people were sending feedback for years about this and nothing was done.
Anonymous No.49958902 >>49958951
>>49957613
No, you're right. I got a perma the other day for making a joke about licking a unicorn horn.

>>49957827
My favorite is when you get a warn/delete for an hour old post that pushed line, and before you can even correct your behavior, the janny sees the next post that was 40 minutes ago and bans you because you didn't listen to the warning. Like sorry I didn't time travel backwards and stop myself from posting that second time. This has happened to me twice
Anonymous No.49958903
>>49958773
>this level of schizophrenic conspiracy theory
How does one become this mentally ill?
Anonymous No.49958951 >>49958965 >>49958966
>>49958902
Sorry anon, but making shit up like this won't work when capy has public ban logs that anyone can see.
Anonymous No.49958965 >>49959054
>>49958951
I believe him. Bans there often get removed within a day, even if they were "permanent", so it wouldn't be surprising if that was the case here. Still incredibly annoying though.
Anonymous No.49958966 >>49959054 >>49960169
>>49958951
I'm not. It's what happened. It was about 2 weeks ago.
Anonymous No.49959054 >>49959056 >>49959065
>>49958965
Early on into the migration admin said accidental bans happen because of shitty mod interface and that normally bans are not used, probably what you are talking about.
>>49958966
You made me waste 5 minutes of my life you lying faggot, there were no permabans in the entire last month except for cp spammers and breathtard's hissy fit.
Anonymous No.49959056 >>49959196
>>49959054
What stage of an altchan lifecycle is coverups?
Anonymous No.49959065
>>49959054
Don't anon. Arguing against an obvious liar and troll is just stupid.
Anonymous No.49959190
Anonymous No.49959196 >>49960160 >>49960354
>>49959056
I don't know, probably stage 2 or 3
>Initial dead period
>Surge in popularity
>Infrastructure issues/site reworking
>Blowoff phase
>Bot Hell/Spambanaza of malicious links, etc.
>Die off
And the final phase:
>Walking corpse

I've never not know an altchan that doesn't follow this progression. It varies on how long it takes for a given altchan to go through all the stages, but they all eventually do. Can be a few months to a few years, but never longer than that.
Anonymous No.49960049
Anonymous No.49960160 >>49960302
>>49959196
>>Bot Hell/Spambanaza of malicious links, etc.
>>Die off
Looks like 4chan is also there
Anonymous No.49960169
>>49958966
If that's real you can easily prove it by posting a screenshot of the ban when you try to post
Anonymous No.49960302
>>49960160
It's big enough that it won't die for a considerable amount of time, decades probably.
Anonymous No.49960354 >>49960360
>>49959196
>newfag doeesn't know about gurochan
Pathethic.
Anonymous No.49960360
>>49960354
>"Not all altchans die!"
>Posts a corpse of an altchan
Self own
Anonymous No.49960369 >>49960388 >>49960447
I took a break for 1 month and you guys are still at it. Goddamn, just move over already.
Anonymous No.49960388 >>49960436 >>49960453
>>49960369
>Let's move to a website that'll be dead in a couple years because seeing someone post 3 spam images a day causes me to have an autistic meltdown
Yeah, I'm not gonna follow the spergmeisters and their crossdressing, discord, tranny friends to their reddit-style gooner board.
Anonymous No.49960436 >>49960447
>>49960388
I haven't visited either board, I literally took a break from all monster girl content.
The fact that this discussion is still ongoing goes to show it's far from dead. Pointless discussion.
Anonymous No.49960447 >>49961163
>>49960436
>>49960369
you don't need to lie, bud.
we know you're a capyfag.
Anonymous No.49960453 >>49960479
>>49960388
>chesh avatarvagging
>spergmeisters
Oh that really is you again, lmao. Not that the general ultra cancerous style of posting didn't give you away.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49403501#p49418302
Your post didn't age well, no wonder you moved onto a broader range of doom saying
>dead in a couple years
In two years when it'll be only the spambot, mick and you keeping this thread up and /mge/ will be still going, you'll be still prophesying the imminent collapse of capy. All because you're a 2012 /b/ newfag who thinks every dish needs a some liquid shit to spice it up.
Anonymous No.49960479 >>49969389
>>49960453
Keeping this thread up? Why would I do that?
I've been trying to drive you discord trannies off of /jp/ for years now, and now I've succeeded. You all left with your tail between your legs because I've been actively making these threads as toxic as possible. What do you think the thread splitting is for? The off-topic posting? The furshit?

It was all to push you out. All I need to do is get the gacha spammer and breathfaggot to fuck off and my victory is complete. No more threads here. Then not only will these threads be gone forever, but your little safe-space will die as well.
Anonymous No.49960994 >>49961152
>>49953881
>like whats the point for the very few non-shitposting mge fans still here?
Why not ask them directly in the non-shitpost thread?
Anonymous No.49961152 >>49963947
>>49960994
So in here. The other one is the vandalized /trash/mutt spammer thread.
Anonymous No.49961163 >>49961449
>>49960447
Nice try mick
Anonymous No.49961258 >>49962385
>>49932885
gazer my beloved

I want to be the guy who immediately hugs and handholds her before she can even use her charm eyebeams on me and lovebomb her until she's mindbroken and craving cuddles with me.
Anonymous No.49961449 >>49965211
>>49961163
I've been too busy doing the game development to post here much. Check it.
https://files.catbox.moe/24l37h.webm
Anonymous No.49962303 >>49964580
Anonymous No.49962385 >>49963536
>>49961258
Fun fact: Gazers float everywhere because their goop-covered feet would be too slippery on most smooth surfaces
Anonymous No.49963536
>>49962385
they're just lazy
walking's too much effort
Anonymous No.49963947 >>49964201
>>49961152
>if it's not 95% filled with spam and off-topic posts like this thread, then it's vandalized
retard moment
Anonymous No.49964201 >>49964489
>>49963947
Gee I wonder why the real thread has more spam than the hijacked one made by the spammers

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49931530#p49931951
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49931530#p49932970

You /trash/ AIDSmutts were talking about raiding this thread so openly that even the nearly nonexistant current moderation banned one of you parasites for it.
Anonymous No.49964489 >>49964672
>>49964201
The other thread was the first one. It's the real one.
Anonymous No.49964498 >>49964517
Anonymous No.49964517
>>49964498
I like how you're mimicking the energy of a mantis by not talking about anything at all.
Anonymous No.49964580 >>49964782
>>49962303
I like her red eyeliner
Anonymous No.49964672
>>49964489
You know who has some real ones?
Anonymous No.49964782
>>49964580
vixen do be looking good in eyeliner. it plays up to their feminine charms
Anonymous No.49965162
>work for a company that's headquartered in Dragonia
>all good since I get to live in human territory
>dragonewt boss calls me in one day to let me know that I have to make a business trip to Dragonia to meet with a potential client
>agree to go since my job depends on it and it's all expenses paid
>figure I can dodge some dragons for a few days
>get stopped at customs for a "health inspection"
>can't pass the flying exam
>can't pass the fire breathing exam
>can't pass the boulder crushing exam
>hoard (the money I had in my wallet) declared to be of an alarmingly small size
>customs agent informs me I've been labeled an invalid by Dragonian standards and made a ward of the state
>government assigned dragon will arrive shortly to help rehabilitate me
I'm typing this from the bathroom, is there any way that the human embassy can get me out of this? They took my passport into the breakroom and started showing it to all the officers, not sure if I can get it back.
Anonymous No.49965211 >>49966393
>>49961449
Nice game, mick
Anonymous No.49965256 >>49965280
>>49931811 (OP)
Here's your Whitehorn, Monster Girl lovers. Your Lithuanian Whitehorn.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_0tofa1x6VQ?si=W-BRk4kbQv_MDSE6
Anonymous No.49965280 >>49965289
>>49965256
>elf with horns
Boring.
Anonymous No.49965289
>>49965280
don't you have a bespoke thread to be slopping it up in? or did it fall off
Anonymous No.49966393
>>49965211
And I saw this girl a few days back so knock off anubis is back on the modelling menu.
Anonymous No.49969389
>>49960479
Maximum cope.
Anonymous No.49969882
Anonymous No.49970219 >>49970721 >>49971021 >>49971050
>>49953881
>Shitpost answer
Altchans are for faggots

>Real answer
/jp/ is where my monster girl journey began a decade ago, and /jp/ is where it will end. When /mgt/ dies so will my journey. I'll sink along with the ship. Maybe I'm just a stubborn old fogie, but I can't bring myself to go to other monster girl boards/threads. They don't have the same vibe. I just don't like them. Even though this place is essentially dead at this point, this is my home, and I won't give it up for nothing. I'll probably be the last one here before the lights go off for good. At which point, I'll just move on to other things.
Anonymous No.49970721
>>49970219
>/jp/ is where my monster girl journey began a decade ago, and /jp/ is where it will end
So if you started when this thread was on /a/ you'd quit when it moved to /jp/? Weird.
Anonymous No.49971021
>>49970219
o7
Anonymous No.49971050 >>49971072 >>49971112
>>49970219
As someone who was here from the /a/ days then gone for seven years and only came back right before the hack, I'll be here with you buddy, remembering the old days as a writefag of the thread. I've toyed with doing a nightly post called the Lighthouse for a few requests.

Heck, let's start now.

>This is the Lighthouse Keeper, shining a light to keep unseen friends from wrecking upon barren shores. Tell me of your travels, friend, and make my night a memorable one.
Anonymous No.49971072 >>49971081
>>49971050
Can you start with a literal Lighthouse Keeper? A human who maintains an important lighthouse, and the mamono who look after him to ease his loneliness? Doesn't even have to be romantic or sexual.
Anonymous No.49971081 >>49971086
>>49971072
How about a radioman in a little station on the edge of the world? I actually have that one ready to go.
Anonymous No.49971086 >>49971112
>>49971081
Similar vibe, I'm into it.
The Lighthouse Keeper No.49971112 >>49971115
>>49971086
>>49971050

Then here we go...

>The Radioman Part 1
>1/2


>‘Love is all that I can give to you’
>‘Love is more than just a game for two’
>‘Two in love can make it’
>‘Take my heart and please don't break it’
>‘Love was made for me and you’
>‘Love was made for me and you’
>‘Love was made for me and you’

>A slender finger switches the studio DAC to standby as the song ends. Taking a short drag on his cigarette, the DJ toggles the old condenser mic to life.

>“That was Nat King Cole with L-O-V-E, oft-requested and ever-loved. It’s ten twenty-four westgate standard this freezing sunny morning, and this is your host, Bill Ryder transmitting live in glorious AM mono to all you wonderful ladies and gentlemen out there like it’s Earth nineteen twenty-nine. Remember, there’s someone for everyone. We don’t all find them, but there’s comfort in knowing that they’re out there…somewhere.” The smoldering embers glow bright red as he draws another breath. “Up next is something for the most reliable courier harpy out here in the peaks. Fair winds and clear skies to you, Miss Goodfeather.”

>Bill Ryder starts the next track and stretches his lanky frame. He checks the length: 4:45, plenty of time to grab a cup of coffee. Snuffing the butt out in his ashtray where it joins a graveyard of filters, he rolls back his threadbare chair and drops his boots to the concrete floor.

>The hum of transformers, amplifiers, and other equipment permeats the small studio. This is his domain: electricity and long wave radiation. He walks almost automatically down the path polished smooth by generations of feet, the once rough brown concrete given an unnatural shine. It feels like he’s been here forever in this technologic hermitage, manning a little radio station on a frozen mountaintop near the sea. It’s as boonies as you can get and still be in the Gatelands. Across the straight are the southernmost islands of the graveyard of old Corallia and beyond the craggy range to the north is Gypthania. They used to call this the ‘Farlands’ in ancient times, though that meant something totally different now.

>A gust of wind washes over his back as he opens the steel door to the rest of the building, positive pressure keeping contaminants out of the electronics. The cold slams into him like a hammer, the air outside crisp and metallic. He looks down the hall. Past the storage area and the small barracks that serves as his quarters, lays a flat gray lounge door. Beyond that, coffee.

>Thirty-year-old fluorescents flicker here and there overhead as he wanders down to the old break room. A handful of thumbnail-sized torch stones give light where too many of the manmade bulbs have failed. It’s chilly as the grave, but downright cozy compared to the howling ice of the summit beyond the crumbling prefab walls.
The Lighthouse Keeper No.49971115 >>49971159
>>49971112
Wait, screwed up the formatting from the old word file. Eh, we'll iron it out as we go.

>The Radioman Part 1
>2/2

>Well-greased hinges open welcomingly at his destination. He passes the couches and the cooler dug into the foundation, making a beeline for the pot of coffee simmering on a rusty hotplate. Truthfully, coffee was too kind a name for the concoction that has sat bubbling there for six hours. Ryder arrived at the outpost almost six years ago with a tin of stale Folgers, and he has been cutting that one can with some kind of local root like chicory ever since. By his estimation, there’s probably three grains of real coffee left.
>‘Not like the climate is good for coffee cherries up here anyway.’ He thinks to himself. ‘This ain’t the tropics.’
>The radioman figures it sure would be nice to have a drink with caffeine in it every now and then as he pours a cup of the noxious brew. At least the local beer is good.
>On the counter, next to the heavily-corroded hotplate is an unmistakable sign of the other more-temporary occupants of the station. A pile of sweets over a foot high has been painstakingly arranged into a model of a Mayan pyramid. At least, that’s how it started. By this point, it looks more like a game of jinga than a building. Local treats shore up sides once supported by Snickers and Kitkats.
>A little post-it sign stuck to a toothpick graces its steps.
>‘Cragg’s Snack Temple. Please leave something if you take something.’
>Ryder still doesn’t know how she keeps the lemmings and the mice off it, but she does, some kind of magic to be sure. He looks over tower of candy, cookies and pastries, and picks a nice structurally-safe choice, a rocklike preacher cookie at the foundation.
>The entire temple of treats rumbles threateningly as he draws back with his sugary prize. He fishes a pen and a scrap of paper from his shirt pocket, scrawling out a note quickly in his chickenscratch.
>‘Half an hour help with maintenance. –Ryder’
>Piano fingers prop the note up gently against the side; the unnatural mini-earthquake subsides, and the structure impossibly holds together. He doesn’t understand it, never would, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t appreciate the little marvel. Cragg is full of strange surprises. Bless that girl for spending all her military portal credits on snacks and car parts.
>Ryder takes a bite of the confection while he pours out a large cup of the bubbling brew. The hard lump of chocolate, oatmeal and peanut butter is as delicious as it is ugly, its sweetness pairing well with the plain bitter black coffee.
>The radioman doesn’t hear the door open behind him, but he feels the chill air, hears the slithery scratch of scale on pavement.
>Ryder turns with half a smirk to greet his favorite wurm and finds himself face-to-face with Captain Alba Rhea, instead.
>The cold-drake shares her serpentine lower half with Cragg and little else. Alba is a pale elegance unmatched, as frosty and polished as the glacial ice itself. Powerful wings hug close to her back. Ivory scales gleam like bleached bone. Her red eyes always seem to be looking past him, to some unseen point beyond mortal meat. She does it even now and Ryder involuntarily shivers despite the warm cup in his grip. He feels some of the scalding ‘coffee’ slop onto his hand when she smiles.
>“Mister Ryder!” She exclaims in a high excited voice that doesn’t match her looks at all. Full pale pink lips pull back to frame vicious sawtooth teeth. “I did not expect to find you here in the middle of your show.”
The Lighthouse Keeper No.49971159 >>49971260 >>49971264
>>49971115
If you guys like it and want more parts, I can put them together another night. Just let me know.

Any short requests?
Anonymous No.49971260
>>49971159
>I can put them together another night. Just let me know.
Go for it! You can't leave me hanging.
>Any short requests?
An imp? They're pretty short.
Anonymous No.49971264 >>49971513 >>49971762
>>49971159
Anonymous inherits a manor from a relative he never knew he had. Unfortunately the house is isn’t a shog trap but a haunted manor. And now a will-o-the-wisp keeps trying to kill him in elaborate ways but keeps failing
Anonymous No.49971513
>>49971264
Not the lighthouse guy, but what genre are you envisioning for that?
>Horror
>Comedy
>Saturday morning cartoon
>PORN
Anonymous No.49971617 >>49971659 >>49971720
Raiding capy is not a solution.
Anonymous No.49971659
>>49971617
No one's raiding your gay, cuckold site.
Get over yourself.
Anonymous No.49971720
>>49971617
In my experience most of your raids are just when an anon dares to break the mold even slightly.
The Lighthouse Keeper No.49971762
>>49971264
Gotta make this a little short since tired and going to bed.

>You stand before a house that makes The Money Pit look like a good investment. This thing needs a roof, a coat of paint, and lord-knows-what inside. But the housing market sucks, and any kind of shelter is gold for someone of your generation. Fuck monthly payments. A ten-thousand-dollar roof is less than a year of rent. You just gotta get them to insure it first.
>You’re getting ahead of yourself. You are Anon. You are still navigating your way in life, and your estranged uncle left you this massive four-thousand-square-foot house. Why? Apparently, you made him laugh at the last family reunion over a decade ago, and he felt the rest of the family were a bunch of uptight scrubs. Forget understanding the whims of the strange and wealthy.
>The deed only came with one warning.
>‘I hope you can get along with everyone.’
>But there was no one. You’ve walked through the inside and the place is completely empty. Your uncle’s collections of rare first-edition sci-fi books and RPG’s with shelves of minis are the only evidence of recent occupation. The place could be Victorian, otherwise. He literally had a carriage house instead of a garage.
>Chandeliers hang from every ceiling. There are no fans or more-modern lights. You find the scattered light of the crystal beautiful, but can see the dust of decades accumulated on them.
>One thing you did not take was the bed linens. Sleeping in a bed someone died in is one thing. Wrapping up in their winding sheets is another. With clean new bamboo fiber sheets, you snuggle into your first night in your new home.
>A loud bang wakes you in the middle of the night. Robbers? Raccoons trying to get into the attic? You grab your phone and your pistol from your nightstand to go investigate.
>When your head clears, you realize the noise came from downstairs; you’re sure. You skulk through the first floor, ready for anything. Only when you get to the kitchen do you smell the stench of rotten eggs. A gas leak? Fuck, that’s going to be expensive to fix.
I>t’s only when you look at the stove do you see the pilot lights are out and the knobs are turned. How the hell did you miss that this morning? No matter. You turn everything off and the smell slowly dissipates. Victory! No fucking repairs needed. What a wonderful fact to send you to sleep.
>You make the rounds around the house one last time then decide whatever you heard was just some dumb animal and get to bed.
>You wake up the next day with a yawn. What a wonderful feeling to wake up in a bed you own in a house you own with no fucking HOA to tell you how to live.
>You stumble down the hall to the upstairs bathroom, ready to have a hot shower wake you up. Everything is old but clean around the clawfoot tub, but you notice one thing out of place. ‘Why is there a toaster in the bathtub?’ It’s one of those old Sunbeam automatics with the analog heat sensor. For some reason, it’s even plugged in. Fucking, nice! You take it downstairs for breakfast later. You only have a few critical foods to get you through this week but toast is always on the menu.
>After your shower, you really begin to take note of all the things in the house that need fixing. The wood floors creak as you wander back-and-forth over them. Then, it’s deep clean time.
>There’s a slight tinkle as you vacuum the carpet in the library. The chandelier groans, then cracks free from its attachment. It hurdles earthward. You barely roll to safety, and there’s a super-expensive crash when it hits the ground. Fucking lowest-bid contractors! Just another thing you’re going to have to fix.
>As you miserably try to salvage the true antique cut crystal of your lighting, you catch something shimmer into visibility out of the corner of your eye.
>“What the fuck is wrong with you?” The murderous silver-haired shade asks as the blue fire wreathes around her. “Why won’t you die?”
>“Just lucky I guess? Plus, I have a lot left to live for.” You eye the angry spirit with its iron cage. “You live forever, so why the rush? Won’t you come and have some sun-brewed tea with me?”
>The blueish undead creature gives you an intrigued look. “It’s been a long time since anyone invited me to tea...”