Thread 49934284

Pick one

>>49934284 (OP)
Mating press Narumi

>>49934284 (OP)
Yukari-sama

>>49934284 (OP)
Naturally my wife Ran-shama

sumitummy

>>49934284 (OP)
>>49934294
>>49934906
>>49934926
>>49935288
All lesbians btw

>>49935301
Consider blowing your brains out, yuricuck.

49935347
Don't reply to yourself, its unseemly

>>49934284 (OP)
Definitely Alice

>>49934284 (OP)
sumisexo is sexo

>>49934284 (OP)
its the wife hu for me

>>49936653
That's my wife tho, idiot

>>49936667
there are an infinite number of Rans in the multiverse to give everyone their own fox

>>49936653
>>49936667
Your wives have pegging fetishes bros.

>>49936676
>>49936682
There's only one Ran-shama and she's my wife and she doesn't have any pegging fetish, thoughever

>>49936766
>thoughever
go away crossie

Risui art is dogshit. Yurifags like her should be beaten up

>>49934284 (OP)
My wife Aya, easily

>>49934284 (OP)
The best girl wears glasses

>>49944284
t. chinless contrarian

>>49944284
you're free to seethe about her tastes, but calling her art bad is just the height of contrarianism

damn, looking at it again, sumi is bigger than the protags
hot!

Sad we don’t have best girl Sanae so I’ll take Youmu.

>>49934284 (OP)
My cute wife Kokoro.
Though they are all quite cute

>>49955659
Your wife is a lesbian who likes girls (females).

>>49934284 (OP)
Youmu always

>>49934284 (OP)
>dyke manga
yikes
The art is good tho

>>49955725
Touhou IS yuri media thoughbeit.

>>49955732
Say that one more time and I'm going to draw Zanmu and Hisami getting ravaged by men (they both like it).

>>49955744
anon, literally no one cares about zanmu and hisami

>>49955745
I'll give you Zanmu but Hisami is pure sex.

>>49955744
You won't because you don't draw.

>>49955752
Watch me.

Sex

>>49955752
>>49955761
>>49955744
https://files.catbox.moe/3o4ard.png
There, I did it.

>>49957811
Uncute and uncanon.

>>49957895
Now it's canon.

>>49934284 (OP)
Artstyle a shit why are they all so long
Sumireko

>>49957905
*headcanon

>>49957957
Nuh huh

>>49957811
Thats really good anon

>>49957811
Powerful

>>49934284 (OP)
Patche
>>49957811
No Heart eyes/10
jk Pretty good and checked

>>49934284 (OP)
Where is Sanae? How can you have all of the main protagonists except for Sanae lined up together?
I HATE THIS

>>49958123
Her spot was taken by fan favorite character Narumi

>>49957811
Okay but when will you draw Meira?

Who

MEIRA BALLS
GOTTEM BAAAHAHAHA

>>49957811
yes, miss hisami! I will go to hell!

>>49957811
BASED! TOTAL YURIKEK DEATH

>>49934284 (OP)
>All teens
Lol. By now they are cakes, even Sumireko is in her mid 20's.

>>49958769
>Dead-end job, Christmas Cake Sumireko
Ok now I'm interested

>>49957811
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>49958769
college ronin sumireko, useless history degree with focus on cultural supertitions, leeching of her parents, going out at the dead of the night for paranormal investigations...

>>49957811
CUTE AND CANON

>>49934284 (OP)
Cute, dignfied, slutty Sakuya always!
>>49955744
I'm a yurifag myself but also and /lgd/ one and general heterofag too. Shame so many yurifags are mentally ill, castrated retards who can't enjoy all views of the mississippi.

>>49958880
>lgd
Yuri is better when it's girls yurifying hetero females.

>>49958880
>>49959182
go back to /u/ cucks

>>49955744
>>49957811
Incredibly based for actually following through with it.

>>49957811
Based and canon.

>>49957811
This really summoned /v/hu didn't it?

>>49959434
It didn't.
They're mad he's not slaving for them

>>49959447
Good, fuck those parasites. If they want someone to jerk them off they can go back to their discord.

>>49959447
It honestly didn't even occur to me they were supposed to be black until I checked out their thread, guess I'm not American enough.

>>49959464
They're just Ugly Bastard dark skinned
Do you expect mindbroken /v/ refugees not to see niggers everywhere?

>>49959481
I don't assume anyone operates in good faith if they come from there, drawfag or non.

>>49959464
Have you never read porn?

>>49959639
Yo this nerd READS porn!

>>49959639
What porn are you reading?

>>49959655
>>49959656
Happens often in porn comics

>>49959717
Lemme backtrack a little. What exactly happens in porn comics: having to read, or random blacks fucking women?

>>49959757
That the guy in the scene might turn darker for no reason, I don't know why the artists do that but it happens
Look
https://litter.catbox.moe/lfhk2u7l8iis7358.webp

>>49959768
I see. Thanks for explaining
But also
>webp
DEATH

>>49934284 (OP)
Shanghai

>>49959779
I don't like that doll, Charlie
Her Smug aura mocks me

>>49959457
Holy meirabroken

>>49959817
We know you are, lil guy.

>>49947000
which one is this?

>>49959782
Sex

>>49959782
>>49960612
Shanghai has always been significantly more erotic than Alice.

>>49960628
Nice....

>>49960628
Doll joints, ero

>>49960628
I want to fuck dolls

>>49960628
I want to fuck a doll anon

Picking anyone other than Ran is the sign of a massive gay

>>49964257
I don't want your wife, I want MY wife.

>>49964257
ranfags obsessed with homosexuality as usual
fuck off with your generic fox whore

>>49964257
Mmmmm Ran sex

>>49964257
soft warm fox tum
perfect place for human children

>>49964267
>>49964286
You are seething so hard lmao

>>49964613
>>49966406
High IQ individuals with supreme taste

>>49964257
>>49967684
Yukari is better though

>>49967684
Toby Fox's mommy-wife.

>>49934284 (OP)
Byakuren lock in final answer

>>49934284 (OP)
Sad that this is being wasted on dyke shit.

>>49967977
Touhou is "dyke shit" thoughever.

>No sukumizu Nitori
Absolutely criminal
All I want is my kappa wife with her erotic body accentuated by a blue one piece
It stays on and gets pushed aside during the lewd stuff

Uhhh, dyke sisters, what was our response to this again?

>>49967989
ReiMari are so cute together.

>>49968067
Coincidentally this also applies to fraternal displays of affection and yaoitards.

>>49967979
Kys yuricuck.

>>49957811
Can I offer some constructive criticism
Hisami's pussy is in the wrong location. You put the v-hole where the a-hole or tailbone should be.

>>49968067
Imagine seeing a story where two girls have regular sleepovers and constantly care about each other and basically live together and going "hmm yes those women like dick".

>>49968223
>You can only care about people if the relationship involves sexual gratification
Grim.

>people ITT can't appreciate girls in swimsuits because the artist apparently draws yuri
You guys need to get a grip.

>>49968266
>>49968281
Too green.

are you guys seriously triyng to say 'n-not gay!' about risui's 2hus of all people? they're gay, they're mega gay

It’s fucked up that this is currently the only Touhou manga in SCoOW with a consistent schedule
>SPELL is on break and next is last chapter
>CDS is on hiatus until November
>Love Colored Boundary is slow as fuck on their schedule
>T*uhou Waw*n

>>49968333
Yuri is too powerful!

>>49968320
I know they're gay
I simply don't care and lust for them regardless.

>>49968320
Nobody actually cares about that, it's the "uhhh actually Touhou is a yuri franchise" stance that's being mocked.
It's like a "we get it, you have some fucked up perception of human relationships and a lot of pent up self loathing, but you don't need to project it constantly" sort of vibe.

>>49968385
Touhou has had yuri undertones forever though.

>>49968638
See >>49968067

>>49968688
Literal second game Reimu tries to make Meira her woman.

>>49968697
Yeah, PC98 had a lot elements that aren't really congruent with the direction the series took (to the point where all 5 games are basically in Limbo regarding their status as canon). The early games were far more "cute girls doing cute things" and leaned very heavily into their cute'em up roots, things that aren't really reflective of where the series went in the Windows transition.

>>49968738
Hisami.

>>49968743
You have one character from a bad game. Congratulations.

>>49968760
Yuyuko and Yukari have extremely sapphic undertones too.

>>49968743
If you had played her game in japanese you would know her relationship with Zanmu is that of kouhai-senpai, not a single yuri undertone; but that would require you not to be a filthy secondary. So yeah, headcanon.

>>49968760
See above, she doesn't even count.

>>49968787
Literal headcanon.

>>49968787
See >>49968067

What sort of person comes into a yuri thread to hate on yuri?

>>49969114
A non-secondary person.

>>49934284 (OP)
The smelliest one.

Post your favorite hu and why you hate yuri.
I hate yuri because obsessive consumption of yuri is often correlated with an intense disgust for the male form (and, by extension, instense self loathing). This is why there's so much overlap between yuri consumption and transexuality, it's a very predatory community that preys upon young men who are insecure regarding their own bodies.
My favorite hu is Marisa because she makes me smile.

>>49969114
Mind broken people who will rather have a thread about boy/hu/s with gay "undertones".

>>49934284 (OP)
non-yurifags are so insecure, that seeing the girls getting it on between each other and not with Not-A-Self-Insert-sama, male outsider OC, makes them go full control damage and calling anyone that doesn't agree with them the bad word which starts with S

>>49969384
calm down ESL

Oh, nooooo! The bad word that starts with E! What am I going to possibly do now?

>>49969282
>>49969384
>>49969415
samefag yuricuck

>>49969384
Why do hus need to be fucking at all? Real Touhou's approach to sexual elements is as dry as a desert, ZUN has very little interest in exploring these girls' sexuality in his works so I don't understand why you're so obsessed that specific angle that you'd frame this discussion in a purely sexual manner (i.e. bring up a male oc strawman when nobody else is).

>>49969384
It's okay, the will pretend they're above any of this fetishistic garbage and sex-driven discussion just in time for the other touhou threads that feature such things. Rinse and repeat.

>>49969497
I'm sorry that the only types of Touhou discussions you can conceptualize are sexual in nature. Just seems like a very sad existence.

>>49934284 (OP)
>Pick one
I'm quite fond of this half phantom half dork.

>>49950702
>>49955709
Looks like I'm not the only one either.

>>49969114
>yuri thread
This is a swimsuit thread

>>49969515
If that's the only thing you can extract from my post, which is only pointing out the hypocrisy that I discover in these threads that devolve in the typical shit flinging, then I really can't expect anything more from someone like you. I wish you luck the next time you spout similar egregious claims to other people. Maybe they will be as ill-mannered as you and give you an equally juvenile response like yours..

>>49969419
>>49969497
>>49969574
Still samefagging lmao

>>49969574
It's a little weird to act like you have the moral high ground in a conversation where one side is making the claim that Touhou is a yuri franchise, especially when you pretty obviously reference another post in your prior post which you refused to directly acknowledge (engaging in ad hominem rather than risk admitting the position that "Touhou is yuri" is untenable), but you do you anon.

>>49969419
>Why do hus need to be fucking at all?
Brother, I just entered here and all of you are obsessing over a doujin where the girls are lesbos, because 'muh canon'. What makes it funnier about your disgust for sexual themes because "erm touhou has no sex" is that you have 20 threads per week talking about how much anons want to fuck this maneater beast and nobody bats an eye, so not only your argument falls, but that you are the only one here that actually thinks like that. You're trying to look good and smart with your fancy wording when you and your buddies are the ones throwing rocks like angry monkeys
>(i.e. bring up a male oc strawman when nobody else is)
Wrong fallacy, but I just put it there just to piss off people more, AND because I know there are some writefags here that did just that a few times, which makes us return to my previous statement.
Also, I'm not even into yuri, just that the hypocrisy and autism of the average /jp/sie is pretty easy to point out

>>49969665
Tewimom?

>>49969678
Nope, just a fan of /v/hu

>>49969543
pubes should have been white

>>49969603
>where one side is making the claim that Touhou is a yuri franchise
Which is why I called it "fetishistic garbage". Yeah, very weird that you're blind. Just a tad weird that you brilliantly inferred my entire position not once but twice. I guess I should've been more abrasive and "hurrah hurrah, let's go team!" so self-centered extra special individuals wouldn't think they're catching strays. Maybe pointing out the hypocrisy of standing in this pedestal some have built for themselves while equal fetishistic garbage is laughably common in the board, but isn't riddled with the same performative pushback, is somewhat choosing a side in this shit flinging contest. Yes, the "Touhou is a yuri franchise" fag is retarded at best and a bad actor (likely) at worst, but that's common knowledge to fucking anyone at this point.

>>49969665
>and all of you are obsessing over a doujin where the girls are lesbo
I don't really give a shit about your doujin, I only joined this discussion in response to this retard >>49967979

>>49969684
>just a fan of /v/hu
A shitposter came from the /v/ermin threads, how shocking.