Thread 49946380

50 million Ariya threads but no Chimata thread. This injustice against Gensokyo's coolest goddess cannot continue. Thankfully, Chimata has got a plan.

>>49946380 (OP)
Chima-sama, no! That makes mustard gas!

>>49946380 (OP)
idk she looks kinda lame

All the final bosses of the last few games showed up in FW... except Chimatan.

Rainbow Alice deserves less.

>>49946380 (OP)
/v/hu goddess!

>>49946393
Chimata is literally the coolest of them all. She's smart, charismatic, cool, cunning, intelligent, powerful, sexy, and all around amazing!

>>49946380 (OP)
I love that /jp/'s drawheroes love Chimata. Everyone artist should be forced to draw a Chimata every week under penalty of death.

>>49946380 (OP)
Chimata a Tenkyuute!

>>49946380 (OP)
>>49946382
Don't worry everyone, I helped her! It's all good now!

>>49946874
Wow, Chima-sama is amazing! Good job anon. Catastrophe avoided.

>>49946874
NO CHIMATAN YOU DON'T MICROWAVE ALREADY POPPED POPCORN, ITS ALREADY READY TO EAT

>>49946380 (OP)
>>49946874
Oops.

>>49946446
Here, I'll fix ZUN's mistake
Rainbow Market
Incident Attack: Point items also give power while hyper is active. Turns surrounding bullets into point items when hyper ends.
Shot Stone:
Reimu: Fires a semi-wide spray of Yin-Yang Orbs, Orbs bounce off vertical edges of screen.
Marisa: Barrage of multi-colored penetrating pulse lasers, slight spread.
Assist Stone:
Point of Collection is lowered.

>>49946920
NOT NAZRIN

Someone take the microwave away from this goddess

>>49946446
She showed up in a decimal right after her game and had a chapter for herself in what's-her-name-whale
Compare that to the absolute torture of being a Keikifag getting fucking starved for 6 years while the beast mafia got all the love

>>49946874
what a baka, that pop-corn dont need any wave.

>>49946446
After all the stuff that ended up being her fault, they put her in Moriya timeout.

>>49947109
Do it. Free us.

Chimata watched one of those early 2010s videos of microwaving everything. Someone tell her she's a decade late to the trend

>>49947287
But she looks like she's having so much fun. I don't want to spoil it for her.

>>49947287
Where's her giant tinfoil shield to hide behind?

>>49946380 (OP)
I can't tell you how I know this, but this is a scheme to lower the value of Chimatas so they can buy all the Chimatas on the cheap and rent them out at exorbitant mark up.

>>49948574
Microwave stocks on the rise!

Ariya is just better, Chimata can't compete.

>>49949818
Go away rock hag, you're not getting my prayers.

What's worse: Never being married, or being married to Susanoo?

>>49949846
I dunno, Susanoo seem like to be a pretty fun lad to be around.

32 messages and it's all twisted forms of worship and worse.

>>49949885
She's not going to punish us, is she?

>>49949901
You punish yourselves every day by denying her radiance and abundance.

>>49949818
Can I suck on these HUGE breasts!

>>49949910
No...

>>49949945
Only after marriage.

>>49949885
>>49949910
Maybe the change of seasons where the greens turn to colorful earthen hues before the coming of winter can be reason enough for a celebration and opening of a market.
That would make her happy, right?

>>49949846
there's nothing wrong in Never Being Married!
see how many bachelorette goddesses there are in Gensokyo! Completely Normal!

>>49950243
What can be done about Gensokyo's millennium maiden goddess problem?

>>49950261
Give them faith, make them happy. You're willing to do at lest that much, right?

>>49950357
Ehhhhh, what's in it for me?

>>49950456
Good fortune, and you get to pick fights with people that worship a different goddess than you for having inferior beliefs. It's all perfectly sanctioned too so you won't get in trouble.

>>49950491
I can get good fortune from that friendly bunny in the bamboo forest, or by paying the shrine maiden for a fortune. And how does fighting on the behalf of someone else's honor help me?

>>49946380 (OP)
To be fair, OP, we did have a Chimata thread that lasted for three months that reached the bump limit a week or two ago.

>>49950537
I thought anons loved bullying each other. Not like fighting has to be physical confrontations.

>>49949947
Yes.
>>49950112
I wonder if the thread will keep going all the way to the Christmas markets if it's as slow as the previous one was.

>>49951495
>Yes.
Ah, well shoot. Is there a proper route of penance for redemption?

>>49951741
It's the simplest and hardest thing, change your self, change your attidute, change how you view life and change how you view others.

>>49950537
You are lame, why not fight? Isn't it fun to smack around those less than you?
Buy them out, bully them with violence, insult them so no one likes them! Its normal, you know?

>>49946544
????????????????
Alice? Who's Alice?

>>49953904
Chimata is talking all this shit but we all know she's a desperate people pleaser and if someone tried to bully her she'd break down in tears

Chimatan is amazing.

>>49957312
Finally someone gets it. How can someone look at something like this and not be awestruck?

>>49949846
>>49950261
>Gensokyo's millennium
You're right, Eirin is still available!
SEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!

>>49958488
By knowing she's a dork

ちま~　ちま~

Purple hair yeah or nah?

I must sniff Chimata's unwashed butthole.

>>49959386
What does "dork" even mean?
>>49960359
We must imagine Chimata-sama happy.
>>49961560
It does suit her.

>>49963207
Depends on the context, but in recent years online, it's often used to tease someone(often affectionally, but not always) who acts/is acting naive, silly, foolish, or quirky or a mixed combination of said or similar traits. You can see this reflected in how people generally use it around the site now. Especially when you see people saying things like "Cute Dork!" or "I love this dork!"

>>49964242
Anon you're such a dork

>>49965614
Hey, you can't just do me dirty like that. You're supposed to bully 2hus, not anons.

>>49964242
She's not really any of those things. Maybe you would say she is "quirky" but gods are not tied to human norms of behavior.

I think she's a loser

>>49961560
GIF related.

There's an ongoing solar storm and full moon soon, this might be the best chance in a good while to witness the Lunar Rainbow in a while.

No Lunar Rainbow yesterday, maybe today?

>>49975679
Maybe, tonight is a corn moon for North America, and a full on blood moon total eclipse for the majority of the eastern hemisphere. That sounds kinda spooky though...