Thread 49969873

前: >>49962751
there is no official djt guide especially none with affiliated donation links
do not fall for the scams

first for japanese

second for matt

toromi ahh thread

woah two posts at the exact same time
what are the toromi odds? lol

third for toromi

spoke japanese for 3 hours just now

>>49969923
you probably spoke for less than that

true true i was in conversation for 3 hours does that satisfy you mr pedantic fuckhead

>>49969929
yes that is sufficiently inflamed response

is n3 doable this year if starting from zero?

>>49970047
why do you care

>>49970047
ai says theres a 0.5% percent of passing it even with pure guessing so yes its doable

spoke japanese for 0 hours just now

nice

have no idea how long i speak japanese ever anymore i just do it

end your life cunt

>>49970108
get some creme on your inflamed anus

ok right after i get the rest of this shit out

stfu monkeys

too tired to do anything

too tired to stfu

after a year i understood kyou wa and daijoubu

big if true

small if false

also daibutsu = big budda

probably common knowledge but ive come back to wanikani recently and realised that if you only do the kanjis and radicals instead of the many useless or probably already known vocab its like a less painful version of rtk

>>49969873 (OP)
28th for matt

おはようおにいちゃん

きょうのにほん

台風の後かたづけ

>あとかたづけ

かたづけるとあとかたづけのちがいは

びみょう

I love moe

>>49970341
based love this guy

>>49970341
死んだかもしれん試練だけに…(・_・;)

one day i will be able to read 小生 as shousei and not koshou
n420t

>>49970409
召喚士なの？？

wait 試練 vs 死練 ^_^

>>49970418
i think its supposed to be a summoner

mayb i play FFX in jp one day

do it

need to finish dragon quest 11 first

did u guys see the new deco song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CYwNz3z8w
i know /djt/ hates vocaloid so maybe they don't they the context

>>49970432
its the best ff in overall score

>>49969546
what in that text makes you go "HOLY KINO" ?

>>49970452
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an-JUAAkm-E

>>49970444
kind of a poor remix with some clashing notes
i did like the chorus over the original tho

i will have to heavily edit my 5x5 fav video games list because i played at least two video games that would make me change it
13 sentinels and ffx

>>49970063
you really needed GPT for that lmao
P(you get 19 points on section 1 ) * P(19 points on section 2) * P(19 points on section 3) * P(you get at least 95 out of 180)

>>49970493
the new key is supposed to make it feel uplifting and it worked for me

>>49970494
gotta play that one

>>49970496
i realised it would be faster and easier to ask it so i did

ok dropping indie vocaloid on /jp/
this one is too fast for my listening skills except for the big lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPhL4esZMM

take ur stupid shit to other thread nigga

お早う猫ちやん！

>>49970497
its not a new key retard its a new chord progression in the same key and its more major than it is minor
why are you people so freaking stupid. dont (you) me

relax unko
not everyone can dedicate huge amounts of time to study music theory like you

Hello, have any of you tried this? It looks interesting
https://github.com/bpwhelan/GameSentenceMiner

台風で雨降りすぎて

琵琶湖がちょっと広くなった気がする

>>49970573
i dont study music theory i just know it

>>49970582
an idiot admires complexity
a genius admires simplicity

>>49970600
literally just google words

>>49970600
This can capture text from gemus?

>>49970604
i need the srs too
>>49970610
yeah

>>49970616
just add them to anki yourself

>>49970561
major key vs minor key
they're diff

>>49970582
too complicated for what can essentially be done manually in the same amount of time

>>49970661
>hurrr minor key song cant have major chords durrrr durrrr
why are you pretending to know theory? do you think you sound smart right now?

>>49970679
you're shifting the goalposts. a song in "G major" vs "G minor" are in "different keys", do you disagree?

My boyfriend is in his early 30s.

He loves all things Japanese.

Anime

Japanese and Asian food is the only thing he recommends to eat when we hang out. It’s the only thing he wants to cook.

Wanna go to the store? He wants to go to the Asian market.

His band name is in kanji along with the titles of the songs, the album artwork is Japanese.

Almost all of his teeshirts have some obscure Japanese lyrics or words or band names on them. Or just anime shirts.

He only ever recommends Japanese cinema and he considers them masterpieces even though some of these older films we’ve watched have been genuinely weird and rapey at times.

Japanese 80s music and Japanese jazz music is his favorite and he will rave about it forever.

He once told me that Japan is one of the great civilizations when I asked him about his obsession with Japan.

He talks about how if he has kids he wants to dress them like in Asian baby fashion because they have the cutest clothes.

He finds absolutely any way to mention Japanese culture in all conversations. I can ask him about something completely unrelated to Japan and somehow it will become something Japan did to influence, contributions from Japan on said topic, etc. We were literally talking about ghost shows and he said “I wonder what it would be like if they went to Japan”

He hypes up how much smarter and efficient Japanese are and how the children are geniuses from a young age.

I am NOT Asian I am a European white woman and I can’t help but think he probably has a fetish for their women too.

One time I asked him if he had an Asian fetish and he was like no I’ve never been with an Asian girl. And I said well maybe you haven’t had the opportunity? And he said “THEY HAVE THE HIGHEST GLOBAL POPULATION SO THAT MAKES NO SENSE”

I asked him if there were a line of women who were non Asian and another of women who were Asian which would he go to. He went “well..”. And didn’t say anything after that.

He fucking loves Japan and I appreciate all cultures but I also know they come with their own set of struggles and darkness. When I bring that up he cuts the conversation short or has not much to say.

Basically I feel annoyed when I am trying to just hangout with him and he urgently needs to bring up or include Japan in a conversation about plants or animals or literally anything.

Am I wrong and just incompatible with him???

>>49970696
how you could so fundamentally misunderstand what i said is so stupid that its not even worth having a conversation about

Japan is right

>>49970708
Nice schizoposting

how do I say Asian pussy destroyer in Japanese

>>49970722
About what?

>>49970727
裂けマン製造機

machine or mannequin

>>49970727
with the mouth

>>49970727
亜細亜肉壺破壊者

>>49970736
I can say 壺 this is pussy

>>49970740
thats pot

just printed a shirt with that text thanks

>>49970714
I thought he changed a "minor key song" to a "major key song". you thought he changed a "minor key song" to a "minor key song with some extra major chords". I guess that's where we disagree?

>>49970766
we only "disagree" because you fundamentally dont know music

>>49970774
do you want to tab out the songs' chords or just make fun of me? if he didn't make it sound wholesome by changing the base key, how was it accomplished?

why is this retard samefagging

>>49970784
you wanna man?

>>49970794
>every argument about music theory has to be samefagged

slopping some trannyme with the wife

slopping some wifenime with the trannies (SPYxFAMILY)

if you think about it calling earth an earth ball is pretty disrepectful and the japanese should be shamed for this word

>>49970784
its not a matter of "tabbing out" (lol) the songs chords
determining whether a key is major or minor is based on the overall feel of the song and not getting tricked when the song temporarily goes major for the verses which is how i know you dont know anything about music
just listen to the chorus and follow where it goes Bb, C, Dm, Gm, C, and then back to Dm notice how it keeps wanting to go back to the i
both songs are in Dm now sybau and go back to your anki cards

>>49970849
no when you really think about it its quite endearing like a polanball

>>49970817
it was so retarded i thought it couldnt be anyone else

>>49970886
youd realize quickly only one of us knows what theyre talking about if you used your brain

>>49970875
1:10 first mitai is a major chord

A few weeks ago I stopped doing core decks and started making my own cards but I've been mining just the individual vocab rather than the entire sentences. Should I redo those cards with the entire sentences or how do you anons do them?

>>49970913
the first chord of the interlude or any section of the song isnt how you determine the key you absolute fucking retard quit making me explain music theory to you

>>49970920
vocab on the front and the entire sentence (or even multiple if necessary) on the back for context

NIGGER NIGGER NIIIII

>>49970949
i think this is a reference to something

die faggot

the day i willingly deleted my 4chan folder of 17 years will hunt me all my life

>>49970929
then why is D major played at 0:04?

>>49970998
I have homedir backups going back 25 years and I never check them if it's any solace. the only thing I regret is my best friend's gf boobs aren't there which I probably never backed up or deleted out of a sense of honor

thinly veiled linuxfag brag

>>49971004
because its what we call a trick
he inserted the D as a passing chord to make you think the song was major before introducing the songs actual tonal center of Dm
i realize youre just trying to scam a music lesson out of me at this point but you should really stop thinking about a songs key in terms individual chords played and instead examine where the chord progression is taking you and especially how it resolves

>>49971058
ok they changed the first (read root) chord to a major and it's a "trick" lol

>>49971073
you are utterly retarded

>>49971078
me waiting for the explanation of how they turned a depressing song into a wholesome song without changing the base key into a major even though the first chord was changed from minor to major

When using Anki is it more effective to quickly (<10 seconds) move to the next card if I don't recall the Kanji?

lil shit so lonely its spamming a conversation with itself

>>49971103
What no. If you failed a card hard like that (not being able to recall a kanji is a hard fail) you should pause and look at it again, write it out or do whatever your routine is to learn it.

>>49971090
via a temporary modulation to major to keep the key ambiguous until the chorus
notice how it doesnt resolve on D
just listen to the chorus and youll see its still minor now stop asking the worlds stupidest questions

>>49970708
He's literally me bros

>>49971131
hes me except replace all that shiz with japanese grammar and an ugly whitoid wife for a beautiful jap bba

to this day i still don't get why they call a bastard sword a bastard sword. the etymology probably is all wack so i don't wanna google it

only ugly bastards would ever think of such a stupid idea as a bastard sword

>>49971116
Thanks! I was worried I was actually spending too much time reviewing the card after a hard fail and that there might be some magic in just powering through til I just remembered but after your response I spent even more time reviewing and it helped a lot.

you people cant be real

>>49971307
Well use the ankis features as designed. If you keep failing a specific card then theres no point in not letting it be soft deleted via the leech settings.

>>49971323
im real

wish 73 was real

some people are really committed to the dekinai bit

>>49970582
i don't like that it uses obs and its buffering feature or whatever

>>49970497
i dont want to shit on you so you get a pass
>>49970493
>>49970561
lmao you are completely and utterly clueless. post this so called different chord progression and what the supposed clashing notes are then
nobody who knows anything about music would say "clashing notes," holy shit are you clueless just like with japanese kys

fake unko tries to create the impression that hes knowledgeable on every single topic for some reason so he probably just asks llms and rephrases what they say

grok is 814 right about that

i just read the giant retard argument they had, i cant believe how retarded they both are about it when both versions are in the same key and the only difference is ascending vs descending patterns in the instrumentals
its the same level of inane as the pathetic japanese related arguments that sometimes happen

>>49971814
yup hes nano p for pathetic

>>49971870
>>49972070
picoshart...

*enters thread*

>>49972117
he goes on to rape a black woman. vile

f in the chat

n was here first

mleN...

Would it be a bad idea to watch seasonals with EN sub, and then again raw? Since JP subs dont come out until weeks later and my listening sucks

just do it raw

>>49972178
jp subs come out the same day as the episode not sure what you're talking about? nanakoraws and other raw releases include jp subs in the file itself often times too

did tkyosam actually told someones mom that he is glad her son killed himself and that he got PR in japan with a fake degree? why did he do all of that?

how the fuck should i know

>>49972355
fuck

I beg you not to fall for this retarded deck.

明日は多分雨だと思います。
What's with the だと here? Wouldn't just と work?

matt says you shouldn't worry about the "why" and you should just accept that language works a specific set way and acquire it.

thank you matt

明日は血の雨
今日は糞の雨

ちんちんぶらぶらソーセージ
男の股間で揺れている

>>49970409
次そんなクソ寒いこと言ったらぶっ殺すぞ

明日雨かもかもかもかもカメレオン

>>49972658
そもそも成り立ってさえいないからセーフ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD8KX0w9WGA
件のコメントはWHOLESOME100

>>49972765
海外の反応なんてどうだっていいんだよ

>>49971761
lmao im not going to humor your lack of music theory knowledge until you sufficiently prove you understand harmony and melody
so far i have been the only one in this arguing in concrete music terms meanwhile you retards go OMG THE SONG IS SO HECKIN WHOLESOME THERES A B FLAT IN THE INTERLUDE SO THE SONG MUST BE IN B FLAT
happy to know im the best at both japanese and music itt

>>49971945
>both versions are in the same key
correct
>ascending and descending patterns
aaaaand youre retarded lmao

the retard returned from his onanii session huh

dame

starting my onanii session now

>>49972834
well its common knowledge that i play and produce music so its pretty obvious when fakeshit starts trying to impersonate me because obviously doesnt the first thing about it

>>49972856
tmi

rare unko w

only thing fakeshit produces is shitty posts and the only thing fakeshit plays with his himself

nigga out here defending unkos honor

>>49972881
thank you
>>49972890
kys toromi you music illiterate pos

I may have beat deafness,
I may be illiterate,
and I may be of questionable moral character,
...that's the statement.

>>49972498
this isnt a real question

>>49973068
this isn't a real statement

found 昆布 !unkoDJTde2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsdy_yaQAQ
good luck bro

>>49973094
very funny har har har

nora status?

>>49973161
52%'d

>>49973178
source?

>>49973202
im not doxxing him sorry

>>49973237
he already did that himself on his youtube channel

>>49973247
what he shares about himself is his business
that doesnt mean its my place to share his personal information when asked

>>49973258
you must be lying anyway >:(

i wonder man...

building my pc was even more annoying than i thought it would be

>>49973299
this is not /v/ but yeah, i get you
premades are good nowadays

>this is not /v/
selective off-topic whiners can lick my hairy gooch

>/v/
>playing games
keked audibly

うてよ うてよ うてよ！！

>>49973332
ewww too imperial

im a sucker for dick

anything notable happened here lately? i've been gone

>>49972121
she's oriental black

>>49973692
I, the thread's anonymous protagonist and CEO of shitposts, started learning Japanese.

>>49973735
>i'm the CEO of shitposts

lmaoooooooo

big

small

00
matt's brain
06
bido's brain

been watching 謎の彼女 X without subs and can understand around 90%. feels pretty great. somehow it's easier for me than Takagi san even though that one is listed as the easiest on jpdb.

good night djt

>>49969873 (OP)
>there is no official djt guide especially none with affiliated donation links
Based

>>49973846
はりがと!

>>49973833
remember liking the va for the girl in this and nothing else

I want an harajuko girl as gf

seethey is that you thats pissed at me in a thread on /tv/?

no its me copey

tacopey...

>I don't care what you think about anything dumbfuck
>you suck at reading people
it sure sounds like him lol

every community online has all bark no bite shitters who type exactly like seetheshit tbqh

every community online has lolcow freak losers who have no friends and spend half their life in a thread getting told to kill themselves exactly like unko tbqh

adding unko on facebook so seethey can't call him friendless

>>49973964
youre here too

i have friends who i see every week though going to my weekend house with the boys tomorrow as a matter of fact

>>49973974
i have a wife i see every day and we sleep in the same bed and have sex

>>49973974
are any of them white

>>49973980
all of them are white if you consider slavs white if you dont then no
>>49973978
you have a fat pig who you sleep in the same pigpen as

>if you consider slavs white
bido's got no white friends...

>>49973984
poorfag filtered

if you mean the weird phrasing, that's what you call it in serbian its not really a concept that exists in the us or other western countries. its not a vacation house since you dont go there to vacation, you just go there for the weekend

damn serbs are rich

your people started ww1 you piece of shit

its called a villa you retarded esl

my grandfather built our house and the 2 houses flanking it he also built one for his brother one for a family friend. it was a different time, wasnt really a sign of wealth. up until this recent retarded real estate bubble you could get a decent one for 30-50k euro

>>49973988
if i were you i would say some shit like i hope it burns down with you in it but im better than that

he wouldnt say that, you keep showing how dumb you are

remember to stretch

tomato tomato all that matters is that morbido would say something heinous and cruel

>>49973994
im a native english speaker tyvm and i didnt say villa because there is a certain feeling of luxury that is associated with the term which my house doesnt have its just a house
>>49973993
das rite

my mental image of bido is gavrilo princip and i laugh every time i picture it

genuinely bothers me tens of millions of people died because of some small irrelevant shit slavic countries. how in the fuck

>>49974003
>tomato tomato
is that why you are into old ugly japs, are you too stupid to notice much difference

gavrilo princip is a national hero one of my friends went to a school named after him in fact

>>49974017
you are responding to someone who isnt even me think thats pretty ironic

if its double shit then its ok because shit double shit hehe

serbian rich is just lower middle class american
god i love being american and being free and shit

unko keeps saying how indistinguishable very distinguishable things are so its an understandable mix up

>>49974028
true true

>>49974028
in terms of absolute net worth agreed but if you make 60k a year net here your quality of life is a lot higher than lower middle class. no worries about bills ever, owning your own property, nice car etc. it's also a very safe country, women walk around at 2 am alone for example. but i understand that people consider it a shit hole so all that's immaterial to them. all my families shit is in the us anyways so i get the best of both worlds.

but tbqh i am not very good at telling the age of japs
theres a woman at work i thought was maybe in her early 30s but she is actually closer to 50

>>49974018
>In June 1912, he went to the First Belgrade Gymnasium to take the fifth grade exam which he failed.
huh...

>>49974041
did you tell her she looks young and wink at her

>>49974043
didnt say he was a smart nigga

cant tell whats funnier naming a school after a guy who failed 5th grade or having a literal retard for a national hero

at least you know comedy is part of their culture

going to serbia to find lil bido on hellotalk

im not gonna fuck you bro i dont swing that way

all slavs are funny just not intentionally look at queef or minishart

unko if you wanna trick bido just ask grok to make your wife look skinny and make that your profile pic

i dont chase pussy on hellotalk so it wouldnt work. im not into pointless long distance shit

unko would be like grok why arent you doing shit tomato tomato

>>49974071
dont you have tons of “friends” on there you have never met irl

>"friends"
mad jelly

i have a ton of acquaintances on there and some friends most of which i met irl when i was in japan

oedipus complex

>>49974083
>i have a ton of acquaintances on there and some friends
dame

>>49974053
gotta say thats very ironic

i just need a bit more substance to a relationship to consider someone a friend vs an acquaintance. like one of my friends drove from saitama to narita to pick me up when i got there. another drove from niigata to hang out for a few days.

friends no
acquaintances yes

>>49974095
easy bro youre gonna make unko go into a roidrage

i made more friends sitting on my couch in this shithole than he managed to living in japan lmfao

>tomato tomato
lmao how profoundly retarded

potato potato

if he sounds like a whiny lil bitch on her period when roidraging imagine how low test he really is

>>49974104
youve also put way more time into it
besides i dont even know what i would do with friends here all the good parks are way too far away for me and otherwise we could only really walk on shitty busy roads and go out to spend money i guess

>youve also put way more time into it
the classic buncope

>>49974123
she's so cute

cope
and uhm a little more cope
and a final dose of cope

>youve also put way more time into it
bido dont let him get away with the skypech revisionism

you cant just laugh that off

>>49974130
i mainly talked to women and ended up meeting my wife there

your wife has to be a pretty weird bitch to have been going on there at such an old age

unko also used chatpad he is so full of shit

the fat bitch was just lonely give her a break

>mainly talked to women
cuz they're desperate enough but guys got nothing to gain from your repulsive self

the fat pig was lonely without shit to roll in its a match made in heaven

>>49974137
oldest ive talked to on there was almost 60 and she was very horny
>>49974142
not even that much honestly and i only ever got like 2 people added on skype from it who i chatted with a fair bit

>oldest ive talked to on there was almost 60 and she was very horny
revolting shit

>>49974150
old lonely people need love too

how can you be horny if youre infertile

guys stop with the namecalling that shits not cool

>>49974153
idk i was horny as fuck before i could even ejaculate

yeah his wife on the first date was like this shits cool and starting snuggling up to the turd

same i loved big tits and didn't know why

*sniff sniff*
is that shit i smell???
*soils granny panties*

>>49974163
shes a hedonist like him and found him hot if anything cuz he was a young white guy giving her unwanted hideous ass the attention she was starved for

>young white guy
knowing japs she probably wouldnt have married him if she knew about his father lol

bro is in a sham marriage lmfao

they're faceblind when it comes to whites

>>49974179
thatd never happen cause he doesnt either

heh'd

rerun of the unko getting savaged for the 10000th time episode

the cuck loves it

standing up at my desk for this episode *presses button*

shitting on unko is a djt pastime

imagine how much of a turd you have to for a thread like this to unanimously hate you lmao

i bet even the rimmer shits on him most of the time

look what you did you made him cry and leave. i hope yall are proud of yourselves

pretty sure unko and i could easily whip the asses of every unko hater

you mean like that one time when he was blogging about how amazing his normalfag excel certification class is while sitting in it glued to his screen posting in djt

lmfao

my haters used to say i could never get an older japanese wife

when djt was good...

>>49974236
you laugh but now hes making two figures instead of one

calling $10 an hour a two figure rate is like his wife calling herself fertile

remember when he'd talk about how theyre trying for a kid

*itself

>>49974268
i mean we are still trying daily

yeah good luck with that buddy better chance by busting a nut in a bottle and shooting it off into space hoping ET does some artificial insemination

seethley and bido have corrupted djters

おはようおにいちゃん

にちようび

来週の日曜日はイノウエ

>>49974123
how do you guys fall for this crap?

>>49974288
no vocaroos all seethe

if me hating someone makes the entire thread hate them then i must be the most persuasive mfer on earth

everyone is laughing at him and scoring higher on the n1 but his cope is they are seething cause they jelly

>>49974304
do you think i could score higher than 162 now yes or no

lmaoo

he looks just like his father
and his mother

162 the number that will go down in infamy

>>49974310
lol

is that what his wife weighs in kilograms

probably tons

>>49974313
muttko...

he gettin dogpiled

he just like grandma frfr

why am i getting hated on so much today?

people jelly of your married life

too much jelly in his married life

wonder if he really believes the "dey just jelly" cope

makes sense but i wake up to literally dozens of replies talking about me and my wife
俺のことそんなに話してるとかちょっと気味悪いな

>>49974345
hes dumb enough that he might just

>>49973332
せいぎのおおおお
いかりをおおおお
ぶつけろおおおお
ガンダアアアアム

>>49974372
what else is it then? its not like my life is all that great or anything
im just the one guy in here who actually went out and made something of myself

just chillin and winnin

like a villain

like minigod

dame unko got curbstomped while i was away

it was brutal

imagine having that surname

>>49974493
some of the weirdest flows in hip hop, not my thing at all

>>49974503
it's nothing if not accurate

>>49974268
lol

didn't quiz pretend to be hot shit in 2019-2020? how come he only got 162 in 2023?

certified tard moment

>>49974511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVs96kWvZs

we bring you a flashback episode of clevatess right as the scene you wanted to see is about to happen because fuck you

みんな、話すな！

minna genki?

hai genkin desu

>>49974546
I'm fine thank you. how are you? :)

金玉を坊主にした

>>49973161
>nora status?

i'm here. balancing ff14 with anki and work. i'm almost done with the Kaishi 1.5k deck

almost done with my preparations to fail n4 for the third time

>>49974469
not really

wonder if the guy that posted in 2018-2019 about having a deal with an LN publisher was telling the truth

moe won

howard won

at being the fattest neckbeard

mlen is winning

mlen mlen

big fat L for bumko

he got absolutely fuckin flogged this thread if he had any shame hed never show his rat face here again

hikaru ga shinda natsu looks like its gonna pop off a bit next ep its been kinda slow but still probably aots

can't help but admire someone like bunko who gets shit on relentlessly but keeps fighting

rimmer you didnt defend him enough today youre slipping

>>49974691
thanks but its really no big deal
my wife loves me and thats enough for me

ummmm guys
you have been immersing every day right

just watched 3 episodes of mid anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHSDxIlGmfY
damn she just cant catch a fucking break man

(´；д；｀)

>>49974715
she looks like a cuter younger version of my wife

Once you realize how quickly time passes you have taken the black pill

>>49974726
its only slow in the beginning

wow bro you could make one of those npc profundity twitter accounts and get mad followers with observations as astute as that one

>>49974732
ive got a ton of followers already

lmfao of course this shit exists even nips like watching american tomfoolery

theres a market for everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vqv9S-RYdQ
cant rmember the last time i heard a japanese woman with a voice this deep dont see an adams apple so it should be a woman right

>>49974729
of your life? tf

>>49974765
yeah shes a deep contralto but ive heard some with even deeper
>>49974771
yh starts slow then speeds up the older you get
im already 24 and been married for a year

>>49974779
>24

>>49974765
hot

>>49974781
?

too lazy to go to bed

too lazy to brush my teeth

do it bro issues with teeth is like back pain you dont know how good you had it until its not good anymore

黒い日傘かいにいく

ゆめをみた

買ったほうがいいかな

黒は嫌なんだけど

bunch of pedantic fucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwxK5eC_m-c
good night

>>49974765
lil bro they all have deep voices they just talk in this fake high pitch voice so they appear kawaii to the shakai

are these good

>>49974836
would you like to eat my ba-Naa-na? ;3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1G_zFz7bxc
phil collins at home

bruh

To those who actually are proficient, did you set daily quotas for yourself you had to hit or did you just naturally learn the language
I have been at the "If I know all the words I can listen / read anything as if it's English" stage for a while now, issue being, no I don't know all the words, phrases, non literal expressions, etc

shubarutsuverudaakirushutorute deshita! >:3

新しいKINO来た
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7V7UA7pEM

>>49975082
>シュバル
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcKb6MHt9AI

>>49975092
>シュバる
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxoDqqtMD4

why is shotabro asleep the only time i'm not waging T-T

I miss moe

same

ナイトバーストは カッコいい

yeah bro just resorted to posting his entire loli collec and it's not even good just alola pokegirls with hair keke

based

>>49973877
it's the only va role she's done to this day

806
yoo i almost miss this amazing post

>>49975037
theres no other stage beyond that
if you know all the words then you know all the words if you dont you dont

563
falsity nvke

>>49972117
why did he do it?
we will never know because the author died

is there a way I can dl an entire playlist of japanese podcasts from youtube

きょうのにほんご
まぐろ
>鮪

まぐろだねtunaだよ

江戸ではシビと呼ばれてたんだけど

イメージが悪かったのでマグロに変えたっていわれる

>>49975623
ok toromi
>>49975734
>podcasts
ngmi

>>49975734
jdownloader2

>>49975783
why would listening to japanese speech be ngmi?

>>49975797
you can only gmi with condensed anime audio

>>49975797
podcast made for learning is unnatural and will gimp you alot

モロはやばいですよ！＞＜

>>49975873
im talking about podcasts made for natives

>>49975734
yt-dlp

>>49975967
link it

>>49975999
https://youtu.be/_bj0aUrhC2o

>>49975999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BccUtRdIY8k&list=PLOzC5vqgb2w8yhmEQ0i9jD6PFe28xqUsy

why is this song so familiar, has it appeared in an anime before or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25YqR5OHXiY

kotowaza of the frickin day: 虎の尾を踏む

disney's mulan looks more asian than most anime characters do...

we already talked about how anime chars are mostly of the white phenotype in their faces. look it up in the djt archive

>>49976162
stepping on gooseneck loosestrife?

angry at myself for prolly being known for an いいカモ during hs because of my ASD

fillipina women at work sexually harassing me

>>49976173
this is like when people realize rome did x first

>cutting ties after one wrong comment
he doesn't even know if he meant sexy as in sexy lines because he drew so well? i hate reddit minded people like that

why is she dissing herself and her people like that??

>>49976342
oedipus didnt get enough with every person in the thread dogging on him for 2 hours so he's back for more

"He sees humanity squabbling and starving, and in his immense intellect and pity, he has decided to "correct" the flaw in creation. He has come to take away the terrible burden of our flawed nature and give us what we cry out for: a world without pain. He loves humanity so much that he is willing to enslave it to make it happy."

>>49976459
This is a strong passage, but it would benefit from tightening the prose to sharpen its impact. Right now, it leans on repetition and soft phrasing. For example, “immense intellect and pity” could be condensed into a more potent descriptor like omniscient benevolence or terrible compassion. “Correct the flaw in creation” could be reframed as amend the defect of existence, which carries more weight. The phrase “take away the terrible burden of our flawed nature” is a bit diffuse—you could distill it into strip humanity of its tragic autonomy.

>>49976498
old but has big tits and that's what matters

>>49976495
>"Correct the flaw in creation” could be reframed as amend the defect of existence
wow it is autistic with no sense of overarching style

mooo

crazy how i have a lot more stamina than real bunko but he is the one with a bba in his life
i was prolly a 性豪 in my previous sei

i literally cant bust when standing up and need to go into brazy jackhammer mode otherwise to do so its a blessing and a curse

>>49976498
>>49976500
a few months younger than my wife
>>49976548
>>49976552
idk i find sex is most fun if its around 15 minutes of 挿入 if you are having it every day
like at a certain point youve done what there is to do and theres no reason to prolong it cause youll do it tomorrow anyway

>>49976552
do nofap for a couple months then only masturbate standing up

>>49976563
nah im good id rather it stay like this than risk becoming a two pump chump

id probably have trouble nutting with a condom on too

saw 4 8/10s on my way to the store (400 meters) and in the store that were taller than me. one must have legit been like 192cm tall. bizarre freakshow country

t. bizzare freak faggot

saw 8 9/10s on my way to the store (400 meters)
(theres a middle school along the way)

never understood what people mean with the rating shit for looks

>>49976741
unko?

it's a way to convey how attractive someone is without showing a picture of them because beauty standards are generally agreed upon. but you're a literal fucking retard so its no surprise you cant understand basic aspects of reality

>>49976741
oh here we fucking go. there is no fucking way you can't imagine someone assigning a numerical value to some vague feeling. you find a woman really hot you give her a 9/10. you think she's mildly attractive you might give her a 7/10. this is not rocket science

>>49976748
beauty standards are extremely subjective though

it's up

>>49976754
genuine, earnest question: do you comprehend how stupid you are?

>>49976755
meow

>>49976754
no not really. even temporally the subjectivity is probably grossly exaggerated by ideologues like fat people thinking a carving of a fat woman from 10k years ago proves that everyone loved fat women back then.

within a given time and place there's no question that people tend to rate the same type of women highly.

unko cant intellectually understand something after it's explained to him in simple terms even when it's something most people just intuitively grasp without ever having thought about it. that's shocking levels of idiocy.

>>49976768
i rate some types of women highly only because people would call me an incel otherwise

>>49976762
i definitely have issues with some things normal people find easy but for some things its the other way around

>>49976778
qm?

like diving headfirst into a soiled diaper

>>49976774
jelly seether

>>49976783
lol

its more pity than seethe at this point i cant imagine what life must be like going through it as such a stupid person

probably very happy

he chillin

retardation is bliss

>>49976754
Beauty is not as subjective as you suggest. There is significant cross-cultural agreement on facial attractiveness, particularly regarding symmetry, averageness, and sexual dimorphism (e.g., jawline prominence, lip fullness). Evolutionary psychology argues these features are proxies for health and fertility, which explains why numerical scales of attractiveness often show high inter-rater reliability. While personal taste adds variance, the baseline consensus is measurable. That’s why attractiveness ratings in psychological studies produce consistent averages, even across different demographics. To claim beauty is entirely subjective ignores the reproducibility of these findings.

think i have some kind of heavy autism or something ngl but i kinda enjoy it

if you're the guy who crushes on his mom then yea you definitely have something psychologically weird going on

you're just stupid you can't cope your way out of it via mu autism. dumb, stupid, low iq, retarded, braindead. those are apt descriptors.

vocaroo

but the iq test lady for the danish military said he did well and has nothing to worry about

>>49976814
but i did way better than the average kid in grade school with 0 effort
would almost never do homework and still score above average or greatly above average on the national tests in danish and maths every time

unko is a 115er for sure

yep also bunko got 135 on the mensa test

what if unkos a trolling prodigy

>115er
are you out of your fucking mind he doesn't understand how rating a womans looks conveys her attractiveness because it's just so heckin subjective lol. he's 100 at absolute most.

>>49976830
cope he got higher than you on the mensa test

>>49976830
that's just him trying to be special and contrarian. he gets it

honestly 115 sounds just right for the amount of midwittery required to think looks are subjective

dont give 2 fucks he's a literal retard and im not its obvious to everyone except you rimming potstirrer guy

a 100 iq cant install linux and use it himself

linux has never been easier literally just ask chatgpt and more often than not it will give you the command to do exactly what you want

yeah but he did it before chat gpt doe

>>49976841
yep also aligns with his experience of finding school easy compared to the average student yet he doesn't actually excel in anything except scrubbing fat folds

>>49976856
still no answer tho

fresh meme

minirapist prolly feels happy and secure when people think unko is 115 cause he knows unko is dumber than him

>>49976827
which one

>>49976879
think i got like 127 or something ngl definitely not over 130

i remember og getting 130

woah unko lied about his mensa iq test score

og was the best of us

>>49976856
only a real djter doesn't get this forced reference

isn't 127 higher than queef? i don't believe unko is smarter than him

>copemaster
>smart
lmao

hes def higher iq than unko though

>>49976565
>than risk becoming a two pump chump
Japanese milfs unironically love younger white boys who are this though...

id unironically love to see a truck tire run over your head

unko dont make excuses for being unable to perform

unsightly bido jealousy of unko's mensa score

>>49976755
Based. Anki is soul crushing. Just read more.
God gave us a natural SRS method and people reject it for trash...

cute

man I cant believe Shigeru resigned... F (￣^￣ )ゞ

man i dont care

he's quintessential japanese culture so if you don't care then resign from this thread

this is how much they respect their audience

how to get a girlfriend like marin?

become a tailor

I'm really afraid I'll waste this exchange year by not learning any Japanese

>>49977758
mary invite this guy to the inner circle

lil dekiniggai worried about his exchange year but he aint exchangin fluids with any bitches lmaooo

balcony designed by mc escher

Why does your handwriting not look like this?

いしゃじゃないということで

happy birthday

>>49977926
mine does yes

only the weebs are pathetic enough to celebrate fictional birthdays

what are you doing here if you're not a weeb

It's just that I can't sleep because of jet lag and it feels like I'm going crazy

>>49977982
moe would have posted something like this.

>>49978007
agreed i barely remember to celebrate my own lol
>>49978010
enthusing about a language called japanese
you might want to try making a thread on /a/ if youre interested in weeb topics like anime

toilet day

>>49978029
the board is called otaku (ie weeb) culture

I'll give 八百円 to the person who can find me jp subs for ソナチネ

jamal said that if you arent into epic otaku culture like vinnies and anime you dont belong here

and where is jamal now

gotem

in our kokoro

>>49978055
otaku would be the japanese word for nerd
weebs are people outside of japan (traditionally white people) perceived to be obsessed with japanese culture and media

橋で食べます

i will eat at the bridge?

yes
there's a very nice bridge near my house

>my house
you dont own a house

me eating at the bridge near anon's house

japanese

>>49978167
俺の家だよ,クソ野郎
>>49978168
inspired to immerse a burger as if I were African-American (quod non)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
>>49978198
well excuse me hime-sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6gyTBbTDM

90 iq post

if you're gonna spam pokegirls, at least post marnie or the aloha girls

ジーセーソらぶらぶんちんち
るいてれ揺で間股の男

bro who you talkin to

retard

FACT: Anki > immersion

FACT: you = dekinai

livakivi proved anki is better than immersion

>>49978513
yup even that dude with the shiba inu pic agreed that not doing anki ruins your nihongo gains
just look at how bad toromi is after all these years of sucking lol

who

new bitch working at the convenience store near my place has a giant round ass

>>49978643
sounds like my wife lol

who are you kidding

?

does 654 think its impossible to marry a cute bba dump truck or something?

>>49978643
ugh if you had said big tits i'd be interested

matt proved immersion is all that matters

hows his chinese stuff going

matt and nuke are together conquering chinese at a pace never before seen

I might take arguments from immersers seriously if they didnt mine. if you immerse naturally and learn the language you have a case. but mining isnt immersion, it's just anki with extra steps

nobody cares bro

matt is above chinese (intellectually if not in height)

dont understand people who learn chinese why the fuck would you ever bother

698
trvke

dont understand people

its more useful than japanese and easier grammatically

why isnt there a dct

>>49978748
a what now?

>>49978748
if I may direct your eyes to >>49978677
you will find that this is the dct

delicious cunny tits?

>>49978748
prolly cause there arent enough people to warrant it. /lang/ on /int/ dies all the time even though its a catch-all thread

もうさぁ
俺、このスレの常連になって毎日キチゲみたいに独り言してもいいんじゃね
いいキチ発散になるしジャニター君は怖くてここに来ないからBAN食らうこともないだろうし最高じゃん
ま実際そんなことしようとしたら特定されるだろうから無理だけどｗ

post your immersion fuel

i only drink water

>>49978841
独り言だけで特定されるんかい

humans shouldnt drink water

>>49978849
されますね
めんどくさいタイプの人なんでついなんでも話しちゃうんだよね
一気にドバーッとさ

>>49978864
日本語で書いたらほぼ誰も読まんからよっぽど大丈夫だと思う

>>49978748
daily cunny thread? work in progress

日本語わからない方が日本語投稿してみたら負け

>>49978869
ええまぁこのスレの無様を見れば分かりますよ
それでも無理だな、誰かとばったり会ったら最低じゃん
ツイッターのアホどもだってよく隠して捨てアカでキチ発散するんだからこっちで適当にすまして誰にも気づかれないだろうとか思うのは完全に甘えなんだよね

[-]

>>49978892
口調がなんかオタク
俺はなんgとか発散してるかな
流れクソ早くてすぐスレ落ちてしまうけど

>>49978905
実際キモオタだしそんなやつにばっか囲まれてんだからな、自然と映ったんだろう
日本の掲示板のことだけど他にどこか行くの？
確か俺は２も５も数年前調査してみたけどクソばっかだったんだよね、なんJの避難民とかの掲示板もたまたま見つけてまともそうやんと思って感動したんだけど他にまともな場所あるんか？

I just finished Kaishi 1.5k

i now know about 10,000 anki cards, i would guesstimate i know about 4,000 words.

this is a big accomplishment for me. after this i'm going to grind the tobira vocabulary then transition to a n3 vocab deck

impressive effort just to fail n4

good luck failing n4 bro we believe in you

>>49978949
>i now know about 10,000 anki cards, i would guesstimate i know about 4,000 words
wut

bro has 2.5 anki cards per word

>>49978962
>wut

one of my decks has recall and recognition, so only half counts as words.

flashtards are a mystery

>>49978982
someone that fails n4 twice is an outlier even among the idiot card cult

dekinais insecure after seeing that many learned cards

we need a name for this guy maybe shit-stirrer guy or something more catchy

yeah im totally exposed

shat my pants just now, anyone care to clean it up

threw up seeing those two dekinai jsls above outputting with each other

why is this song so familiar, has it appeared in an anime before or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25YqR5OHXiY

still havent clicked it

if you repost that video it means you're brown

only someone actually brown like minishart would find that deterring

cute

ciaran

ciaran looks like THAT?

へらこい！（#^ω^）ﾋﾟｷﾋﾟｷ

why the fuck does no one upload new books anymore? it's easier than ever now that ebooks are a thing. back in the days of scanning new books were uploaded so fast

>>49979247
I think thats herakoi for me >:3

spent the past few hours trying to get wsl to update on the ltsc version of winblows and just gave up and installed the regular 10 pro version so fucking annoying. oh well at least my new pc is finally done and i can convert my old one to a linux server tomorrow

my old pc is sitting in my closet because idk what to do with it

nyb bro

dont think theres really much to do with it, only reason im bothering with this is so i can host one of my k8s clusters on the old pc as part of my dev environment. gives me 96gb of ram total which is neat

i own this thread and will talk about whatever i want to now soil your britches in anger at that fact retard

not your bitch?

fucking seethecel scared all the regulars off
now this place is emptier than unkos head
sad state of affairs

thread was popping off yesterday and everybody was shitting on unko it was a real moment of djt unity so idk wtf youre malding about

>>49979417
yep and bido is helping him now. why do they hate djt so much

i dont hate djt i hate unko and pedo demon as ive said numerous time shit-stirrer guy

きょうのにほんご

>砂漠

にほんにはないので砂漠は

実は結構イメージがいいっピ

こっちのほうは御家老くらいあるでな！( ･ิω･ิ)

is that kabuto in the left?

>>49979531
>kabuto
idk but kabutto ru (´・ω:;.:...

>>49979531
heh

>>49979438
you hate me because i post pictures of beautiful women? what?

oh look everybody it's double stinker lol

oh look everybody its toromi the music illiterate retard lol