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Anonymous No.49974171 >>49974203 >>49974217 >>49974402 >>49974415 >>49974825 >>49975070 >>49975075 >>49975814 >>49977728 >>49977952
Ariya has been given fashion advice that will definitely get her a husband!
Anonymous No.49974203 >>49974246
>>49974171 (OP)
her ugly design has been ruined even more lmao
Anonymous No.49974217 >>49974246
>>49974171 (OP)
MY FUCKING EYES IT BURNS GET THIS ABOMINABLE AFRONT TO GOD'S EYES AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY OUT OF HERE.
Anonymous No.49974246 >>49974411
>>49974203
>>49974217
It costs 0$ to be a decent person
Anonymous No.49974402 >>49974415 >>49974918 >>49974935 >>49975053 >>49975070
>>49974171 (OP)
Ariya, you're not supposed to tuck that shirt in like that, you look too stuffy!
Here, try it like this.
Anonymous No.49974411
>>49974246
NO REALLY MY EYES ARE BURNING HELP
Anonymous No.49974415
>>49974171 (OP)
>>49974402
Freaky t-shirt weirdo.
Anonymous No.49974680 >>49974935 >>49975070
The enemy of Yuiman's enemy is her friend, so she's a proud American now.
Anonymous No.49974825 >>49974995 >>49975103
>>49974171 (OP)
Advice from a dorky autist who got herself the bestest boyfriend:
Wear a hat.
Anonymous No.49974918
>>49974402
Oh, that looks pretty good.
Anonymous No.49974935
>>49974402
>>49974680
these 2 look better than their original designs wtf???????
Anonymous No.49974995
>>49974825
I thought her advice would be that drinks are the key to a man's heart
Anonymous No.49975053
>>49974402
haha her pussy is out
Anonymous No.49975070 >>49975093
>>49974171 (OP)
>>49974402
>>49974680
I heard Nareko is single as well, any advice for her?
Anonymous No.49975075 >>49975106
>>49974171 (OP)
God damn, carrying all those fossilized bones around all the time sounds like a fucking nightmare. How does Ariya manage?
Anonymous No.49975093 >>49975098 >>49976636 >>49976732
>>49975070
I've saved her dating prospects and general fashion sense with one simple change.
Anonymous No.49975098 >>49975258
>>49975093
where's the giant breasts
Anonymous No.49975103 >>49975441 >>49976266 >>49977921
>>49974825
>the bestest boyfriend
who?
Anonymous No.49975106
>>49975075
Like Aya manages her wings. Conveniently not there when inconvenient.
Anonymous No.49975223
I thought all the "Aya has wings" shitposters died out long ago.
Anonymous No.49975258
>>49975098
Anonymous No.49975441
>>49975103
Corner O. Table
Anonymous No.49975606 >>49975659 >>49975804
Ariya sama... Had a hard life
Anonymous No.49975659
>>49975606
She's too homely for any guy to seriously consider.
Anonymous No.49975804 >>49975990
>>49975606
Someone definitively check the shitposts of /jp/, we are big market and drawing dimes, lads!
Anonymous No.49975814 >>49977017
>>49974171 (OP)
Anonymous No.49975990 >>49976045 >>49977821
>>49975804
retard-kun, that's AI sloppa from /jp/'s AI thread
Anonymous No.49976045 >>49978341
>>49975990
AI is becoming really good these days...
Anonymous No.49976249 >>49976359 >>49976376 >>49976378 >>49976410 >>49978319
Ariya, Renko. Same problem.
Anonymous No.49976266
>>49975103
You wouldn't know him, he goes to collage in another dimension.
Anonymous No.49976359
>>49976249
Difference is Ariya refuses to change to get out of her predicament and thinks her way of just proposing to any guy she's interested in will work

Renko on the other hand is an alpha among autistics
Anonymous No.49976376
>>49976249
Both get mogged by European women.
Anonymous No.49976378 >>49976639 >>49977044 >>49977455
>>49976249
Would Ariya REALLY accost you as you're sipping a soft drink at your comfort bar of choice (after she meticulously used the remnants of Yuiman's gathered information as a means to find out everything about you), casually ask what your hobbies are, conveniently happen to be into the same things as you, before recommending you to try out the Mojito, as they do a damn fine one at the bar, leading you to buying one, which she eventually fills a quarter of with Xyrem when you're not looking?
Would she REALLY drag your unconscious body in an ambiguous hug as she assures the bartender that she's your girlfriend, while asking if she can pay to keep the glass (She paid 80 bucks for it, insisting for nebulous reasons to the bartender, but unbeknownst to him, Ariya just wants to keep the glass because you put your lips on it and that constitutes as an indirect kiss), only to leave back home with her two treasures?
Would she REALLY lay you down on a bed and start exploring with the same eagerness as a child who just received a new console for christmas? The same sense of curiosity & wonder as the same child desperately clinging to the console's box, waiting for the adults to stop drinking so they can finally play, yet they've been able to stay entertained & excited from reading what's on the box a hundred times? The same amount of experience with male genitalia as girls a thousand times her age?
Is Ariya REALLY that kind of woman?
Anonymous No.49976410
>>49976249
Ariya never raped me!
Anonymous No.49976636
>>49975093
I don't get it?
Anonymous No.49976639
>>49976378
>Is Ariya REALLY that kind of women?
No. That kind of change is too much for her to allow.
Anonymous No.49976732
>>49975093
>no shorts
Everything is better.
Anonymous No.49976843 >>49976849 >>49976858 >>49976990 >>49977704 >>49978766
How come anon constantly rejects Renko's advances, but talks about her whenever he has the occasion?
Anonymous No.49976849 >>49976880
>>49976843
Because it's Renko shilling herself.
Anonymous No.49976858
>>49976843
anon maintains emotional distance and avoids intimacy
Anonymous No.49976866
I prefer Lunarian women
Anonymous No.49976880 >>49976884
>>49976849
Her autism doesn't allow her this level of subtlety.
Anonymous No.49976884 >>49978429
>>49976880
Don't underestimate a desperate girl.
Anonymous No.49976990
>>49976843
Renko is an unstoppable yandere and Anon an unmovable tsundere
Anonymous No.49977017
>>49975814
spooky
Anonymous No.49977044
>>49976378
She didn't have to go to such lengths
All she's had to do was ask
Anonymous No.49977455 >>49977528
>>49976378
> you're sipping a soft drink at your comfort bar of choice
Why am I a pussy in this scenario?
Anonymous No.49977528 >>49977562
>>49977455
Anon assume you're Japanese.
Anonymous No.49977562
>>49977528
Then I am terribly scared of girls and will not talk to one in a bar.
Anonymous No.49977704
>>49976843
Because Renko is the only reason Anon passes his classes.
Anonymous No.49977728
>>49974171 (OP)
So what I'm gathering from these threads is ariya has been sitting around waiting for zun to retell of her release through 2hu20 so that we know of her and to finally have an excuse to engage with anons?
Anonymous No.49977821 >>49978341
>>49975990
I didn't believe it so I had to go check. Been a while since I got caught by some slop. Scary.
Anonymous No.49977921
>>49975103
Johnny Hearn of course
Anonymous No.49977952
>>49974171 (OP)
She's quite plain looking
Anonymous No.49978319 >>49978350 >>49978357 >>49978397
>>49976249
Not the same problem actually.
Renko:
- Painfully autistic.
- Will drug you.
- Speak about math and physics stuff that nobody cares.
+ Young college girl
+ Friends with a Evropean woman that is way better than her.
- Only drink WEAK Japanese drinks.
- Have no experience with men, yet think she can handle them.
- Can become extremely violent with other women if she have eyes on you.
- Can turn schizo about /x/ stuff, paranoiac about glowies or enraged for no apparent reason.
- Flat as a Planck board.
- Lives in a dirty apartment.
- Dork
- Her Grandmother is cringe and uncool.
- Weak riced milk.
= Still a virgin.
= Extremely clingy.

Ariya:
- Also painfully autistic.
- Plain-looking.
- Probably boring.
- Homely.
- Dork
- Awkward
+ Hag.
- Still bitter about a faggot rejecting her for a whore, millennia ago.
- Speak about dinosaurs and geology that also nobody cares.
- Will trick and trap you into singing a contract marriage with her.
- Once she's set on you, you're boned.
- Also no experience with men.
- Horrendous fashion-sense.
- Can become fuck-ass mad for no reason.
- Can't protect her friends.
- Old milk powder lol.
- Only drink WEAK Japanese drinks.
- Is probably sterile.
+ Big breasts
= Hate Change.
= Still a virgin.

Toyohime:

+ Perfect autism.
+ Sweet like love.
+ Princess of an alien kingdom.
+ Beautiful.
+ Lovely.
+ Will never drug you.
+ Mature woman.
+ Extremely intelligent and cultivated, can speak about anything.
+ Very strong.
+ Very lax about this impurity stuff.
+ Her teacher is also the best Doc in all fictions.
+ Perfect knowledge on how to please a man.
+ Can drink STRONG Evropean drinks.
+ Big and soft breasts.
+ Very hard to anger.
+ Her sis is also very sexy.
+ Know Kaguya, the most beautiful woman alive.
+ Can ask anything to the rabbits.
+ Her superior Lunarian milk will turn your kids into strong Doomguys. Yes, you can drink on it.
= Very clingy
= Widowed mother.
= Not a virgin.
= Probably had developed huge abandon issues, will take some overboard actions if she's set on you and feel like you could abandon her.
- Can become an engine of world-destroying doom if pissed off.
- Will turn you into an alien to keep you.
- Yes, she's an alien.
- Apparently, eats a lot.
- If you fuck up, the best Doc will become the best Medic. (tf2 style) You know the meaning of this.
- Moon life kinda sucks.
- Racist Chinese widow will become fuck-ass mad at you and her Greek friend is absolutely no joke (she dresses like a dork, but her powers aren't dorky at all!)
Anonymous No.49978341
>>49976045
>>49977821
There are some pretty obvious mistakes that out it as ai if you look for more than a few seconds.
Anonymous No.49978343
It's fucked up how lunarians don't even need AI. They just have a few hundred rabbits write posts for them.
Anonymous No.49978350
>>49978319
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Anonymous No.49978357 >>49978376
>>49978319
Toyohime is a single mother? That sounds like a massive red flag to me.
Anonymous No.49978376 >>49978381 >>49979102
>>49978357
she gets mad if you find out she's a shark-beast or something
Anonymous No.49978381 >>49978389 >>49979102
>>49978376
It's actually because of her breasts. According to an ancestor of the Japanese Imperial Family, they are "too big and disgusting and gross and icky."
Anonymous No.49978389 >>49978395 >>49978403
>>49978381
What a bunch of fags.
Anonymous No.49978395 >>49978418
>>49978389
What do you expect from the culture that loved breast binding?
Anonymous No.49978397 >>49978418
>>49978319
... Ariya isn't clingy? Really? She wouldn't become super clingy when she finally has the thing denied from her for thousands of years?
Anonymous No.49978403
>>49978389
I'm sorry the Moon doesn't have couple's counseling, Toyohime.
Anonymous No.49978418 >>49978448
>>49978395
Y'know what? Let's do what us chad Evropeans do best! WAR! LET'S GO TO WAR AGAINST THESE FAGGOTS! FOR THE GLORY OF WOMEN BIG BREASTS!
>>49978397
You tell me, I aren't dumb enough to being tricked by her.
Anonymous No.49978429
>>49976884
If anything, desperation would make her even less subtle.
Anonymous No.49978439
Post more edits.
Or at least suggest more edits.
Anonymous No.49978448
>>49978418
HYB
Anonymous No.49978564
And just like that another one has joined Team America just to spite the lunarians
Anonymous No.49978766
>>49976843
Renko and Anon's relationship would make for an amazing romcom.
Anonymous No.49979102
>>49978376
>>49978381
BIG FAT SHARK BOOBIES(!)