Thread 50001816

Guide: learnjapanese.moe
Pitch Accent Test: https://kotu.io/tests/pitchAccent/minimalPairs

Why are you learning Japanese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX3US8TSSmE

Previous thread:>>49995223

first for matto

>>50001816 (OP)
How do you say too fat in japanese

おはようおにいちゃん

きょうのにほんのことわざ

>秋の日はつるべ落とし

はいＡｎｋｉして

つるつるでるようになったらかなりｄｅｋｉｒｕよ

good night moe

>緑
>縁
?

>>50001816 (OP)
>>49995223
These Japanese girls are getting mighty plump in the last five years.

How do you guys pronounce jerpin knees?
to me, that's the hardest part. I always try to mimic moonspeak and I sound like I just downed a bottle of maple syrup.
Do you move your faces a certain way? Do you swallow your tongue?
Any facial guides online that you happen to follow?

we are getting daily shoutouts from air katakana lately, rent free

>>50001900
dame lil gambino ego searches himself lol

hi airkattana

his names gambs gamberelli
hes a class 3 sorcerer and the best damn pilot this side of manhattan

>>50001900
djt is so influential

I have what they call the "cauliflower penis"

私は仕事を行きますにで歩いて

>>50002095
わかりました歩きます(｀･ω･´)ゞ

>>50002095
this was almost a good sentence

>>50002095
actual n0

>>50001924
dame

why do they say 切りが無い instead of something like 終わりがない when monsters seemingly just keep spawning

>>50002179
turn around within 2 seconds >:3

>>50002179
because theyre implying the monsters dont run out

at university track events, visual and physical inspection of the equipment is mandatory

>>50002274
スケベカメラめ！ ●REC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAW3nUIm7p0&t=5m2s
holy

>>50002304
dame
mans got a great camera

me dodging immersion

wear your damn HRT diap

uh @grok is 393 retarded

im retarded?

guys i think im quitting japanese

it's not a job bro

yeah but im tired regardless
im the only one here who actually knows jackshit and its kind of annoyjng

unc's gettin old

お前はなぜ書がこんなにうまくないの

お前はなぜnihongoがこんなにうまくないの

>>50002422
うまいやん :3

証拠をみせてほしいわ

why do some japanese have brown nipples and others pink ones? what diverging ancestries are these indicating? and why aren't the japanese discriminating one another based on nipple colour like they're doing with blood types, mbti and other dumb shit? (my japanese friend recently told me that in addition to blood type, lately job application forms have been asking for mbti)

I dont care if job applications ask for cbt thats just burakku companu raifu

why would they ask for cock and ball torture

brown or pink nipples aren't visible until the deal is already sealed

due to contemporary rates of sudoku, cognitive behavioral therapy is essential

>>50002452
women have an advantage here because they can just take their to be husband to the pool and check his genes without having to move past platonic

the pool being closed due to aids was the egalitarian revolution of our time

>>50002454
sudoku is a numbers game retard, you're talking about seppuku. lol n6ers am I right fellas

women can bleach their nipples but men cant darken theirs its a doggy dog world

seeking employment is also a numbers game retard

I'm dating a non Japanese girl, I didn't make it guys

like 8 genes influence all body colors but thousands influence iq

humble braggers get the boot

>>50002471
introduce her to me :3

>>50002478
and yet a simple iq puzzle stumps all of djt

self own

doubt its simple

>>50002274
Fuuckk

I finally finished the core 2K deck. What do I do now?

you can start learning japanese

>>50002767
Are you talking to me? >>50002762
I've been learning Japanese for 4 months now, that includes complete fluency in hiragana and katakana.

>complete fluency in hiragana and katakana.
vocaroo pic

>finished core 2K
fishing lvl amounts of nice

WELCOME TO THE MIND FK

WELCOME TO THE RICE FD

>>50002785
>大将の使用済みブラ
(・д・)ﾁｯ

what the fuck is 永遠蕎麦 and why do they say it in every damn song

it means you want to eat soba for all eternity
japs put msg in dey food so they're addicted to soba

wild how this fucktard cant stfu about being addicted to msg

>wild how
twitter tourist detected

gwacy how

>>50002762
move on to the core 6k, then 10k, then in about 3-4 years you can start your own mining deck

I LABBU EM ESSU JI
YUM YUM RAMMMEN

put some msg in your diap so your dommy mommy will have a fun time changing it

dead tard thread

poopy

dtt? never heard of it

javascript:quote('50003184');
it's euro hours ofc it's dead + talking about piss and shit and trans

so sad

was a moment of silence for kirk

who

*dumps diaorrhea poop diaper on your head*

im more of a picard guy personally

white and nerdy

>>50003226
makes me double seethe that stewart was the one that spearheaded his character destruction in the picard show. such an awful performance from him too. feeble, weak, sentimental, pathetic old man is not a descriptor that should ever fit picard.

i just pretend that show didnt happen

Should I enable the pitch accent stuff of the anki cards? Would have been nice to just get the number kind instead of the drawn out pitch accent stuff

do w/e you want i dont care

bro got his brain disabled at birth

>>50003324
>>50003325
You're right, actually. I'll try it out and see how I like it myself, thanks.

>>50003322
it cant really hurt you to have color coding on the back of the card based on pitch

>>50003330
>color coding
quizGOD said thats dumb af

yeah well i have a higher jlpt score so fuck him *dabs*

queef is that true

do you think quiz can get a higher score now years later. yes or no

no

i was told that he took the test a year or so ago

yh dno i just wanted to make the joke

I love you, /djt/

>/djt/
it was love at first sight

i wunna mehn

no djter is worthy of me

he dont wanna man

mlen

been quiet past few days without unko

maybe he finally had that long awaited fateful encounter with a speeding train

going through local kansai news in hopes of reading about a down syndrome gaijin who experienced a gruesome death

hahahha wow you guys are wild

dont mess with bido or else

anyone ever been hit by the shinkansen, the fastest train know to man? would the body be vaporized?

みなさん what's today's immersion!

>>50003452
I've watched Subaru's Studio Deen watchalong VODs. The anime is as terrible as I remember, but Japanese people have a softspot for it.

deens fate is goated and only zoomers disagree

>>50003519
I will read more yotsuba&! Might watch anime with no subtitles too

gotta start a new throwaway vn
evens: hanahira
odds: shoujo ramune

not too old and not too young
love me some jc ai slop
i'll teach her how to trim

dubs kys

Swarthoid hands typed that post

toromi hands

>>50003495
I imagine it would be like what happens when I hit this hole
>>50003539

djt so bad you cant even get dubs

gonna need ciaran's take on the thread

musisi is one of the worst things ive ever seen

>>50003609
found unko

mushitshit

>>50003614
>>50003631
watch out you gonna make minishart blow a gasket... consequences will never be the same

minishart isnt real dude, there was no shart

i finally understand how whitenoising works
you're supposed to make up your own meaning to each word a character is speaking based on context clues

it doesn't matter if you get it completely wrong, because like a puzzle, it will gradually all come together if you hear the same words again and again.

how come >>49999534 doesnt all come together then

omedetou_shinji.gif

>>50003635
what's he going to do? activate his shart artillery?

evangelion is fucking garbage but end of evangelion is so fkn good

how come

>>50003648
no both suffer from the same problem of getting too surreal and pointless and gay

midwit hours

nge is fotm mech slop
eoe is a cinematic masterpiece

simple ass.

It's a well known and accepted fact that Anno is a hack

baby fallacy

when i think of eva i think of the english dub where asuka says "idiot shinji" while she's fighting the flying artificial eva things and it cuts to shinji sitting with his head in his lap while his eva is restrained by debris or something

>>50003665
you are a buttbaby born out of a butt

gonna have to nod sagely to 676

>>50003680
https://youtu.be/YQv1Lc7n3aI?t=68

>>50003691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEc9IX4627g#t=49

>>50003670
for me it's the rushia dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Wu96bGams&t=101

Is Yotsubato still the go-to manga to read for beginner?

low angler dame! _(:3」∠)_

When should I move onto trying to play games or read manga?

>>50003787
right now ฅ(`ꈊ´ฅ)ｼｬｰ

just scrolled past a hundred posts

you potentially missed out on gold that you will never again have the opportunity to see

the subgifted cannot notice

第一章の「よつばと」を読んだ

>>50003787
Immediately.

jappanizu.. yabai..
jappanizu kureijii...
jappanizu kimoi!

>>50003861
THIS will make you
ultranumb

another yotuba victim

>>50003868
definitely desu :3

>>50003870
>>50003874
But the op guide says to read it...?

take a little hrt

faggot

take a little shit

grow boobs and feminine hips

>>50003943
You can't grow more bones, doofus

grow boobs 5 times bigger >:3

signed

i feel it in the air
the summer is out of reach

look over there
there's a whale on the beach

>>50003991
boneがボーンっとね！ (｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

>>50003991
retarded. powerscaling was also retarded

naruto frontloaded hard

i question the mental acuity of anyone that was able to sit through all of naruto after age 18

>>50003787
>learning composites separately
holy ngmi batman

>>50004023
and pray tell who is this sexual sex plapping victim to be?

on the other hand dbz is loved by all ages

dbspicz

mugen

goku taco

shaggy lookin ahh mf

thinking its time for a steins gate rewatch

would only watch steins gate again to hear kurisus qt voice

checkem

How good are those ai generated jp subs?

about as good as these nibbas are at getting digits

>>50004069
most subs are from bumazon or shitflix

wdym im literally the mc

>>50003925
minishart can we get translations?

crazy how a country the size of russia has contributed so little of value to the world

most of russia is uninhabited untouched land, the majority of its cities and people are near the western border

uhm they sent the first dog to space

is です actually short forでございます? Fuck how am I just getting this

why couldnt it have been queefs pigdog grandfather

i end every sentence with nanodesu like rika

>>50004027
did she like it?

i dont end my sentences cuz endings are sad :[

the national character of russia is made up of nihilism, soullessness, misery and pessimism. some of the worst people on the planet.

they're just dumb primitive non-WEIRD slavs it's not complicated

your national hero failed middle school but has high schools named after him

uhm excuse me our national hero is nikola tesla

russia is really strong in victoria 3

i like his cars

>>50004120
something about that image is offputting. its 3 children armed with knives with crazed looks in their eyes. i dont like it

violence is the answer

the final solution to the unko question

finna do some violence on me toilet

>>50004124
it was supposed to be. it started as a world where children had to be trained to kill

sakura wouldnt kill

in fact sakura wouldn't do anything xD

*diaps*

>>50004047
s;g was kind of shit actually

>>50004146
It was good

sakura dindu nuffin

it was aight and it was elevated by the "summer in mid 2000s tokyo" vibe thats very kino in anime

sakura was a pathetic foid who offered to defect just to be with muh sasuke kun. bitch shouldve died

>>50004156
She was like 12

it's the best time travel story. groundhog day doesn't compare

how the fuck did you guys get through naruto i rage quit at the training arc in the woods at the start the show is insufferable

naruto risked his life to drag sasuke back to the village because...?

>>50004160
she was also a traitorous whore ok with the death and destruction that her selfish decision would bring upon her village

i think being ride or die for 1 boy forever is actually the opposite of being a whore like completely in no uncertain terms

>>50004169
She was 12. 12 year olds don't think about it that much. Are you stupid? You do know you're angry about a cartoon child, right?

Epic japanese discussion frens! Le upboat

we do what we want here fit in or go back

kisimoto whitewashing that nasty bitchs crimes speaks volumes about how much of a pathetic whiteknight cuck he is

>>50004161
edge of tomorrow is better than both

>>50004196
lol no, go cry in your discord

edging today cuz i aint about waiting

>>50004206
based

>>50004187
dno i was already done contemplating the universe and reality by that time

I am drinking sake because I am becoming japanese

>>50004221
so what did you come up with?

proprietary bro

how do i get invited to the secret /djt/ discord

Reading is just soooooo hard

>>50004222
are you happy? (^q^)

>>50004238
for u

>>50004237
there isnt one. everyone is really gone. its over

idk i kinda like edge of tomorrow and groundhog day equally they're both great flicks. wouldnt say steins gate is remotely good as either of them

I like Higurashi. It was also a good time loop thriller mystery. Maybe I'll read it in Japanese!

>>50004242
good. none of them ever made it either

just have grok tell you what the japanese means

remembered hidan that crazy mfer

s;g shits all over groundhog day though. groundhog day is only liked because it's old

>>50004260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFolRCtS2YU

s;g is run of the mill japanese trash that steals all of its major bits from other works and makes them worse than the originals

>>50004263
the comfy vibe of its time helps but it's a great flick on its own. you're just retarded

>>50004251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8#t=198

>>50004275
you missed all the foreshadowing cause you are too smooth brained

I have to learn japanese. How would I be able to meet and talk to my waifu if I didn't?

>>50004288
muh foreshadowing is irrelevant to the point dunno why you used that as some kind of argument

今期はぞいポーズが豊富ZOY！ ୧(ಠДಠ)୨

this braindead russian tranny retard really watches his slop with all this garbage on the screen

>>50004292
You lack media literacy and it prevents you from understanding or enjoying media that isn't completely surafce level.

anime nerds feel less alone if they can ride the groupthink and memes its understandable

>>50004292
just like how you missed most of what makes it special you also missed the word "missed"

>>50004301
you lack basic literacy and make irrelevant comments to points people make. you also made a typo so i win

>>50004297
I'm posting screenshots of simple comments for dekinai like you >:3

>>50004303
Isn't that ironic that you do basicly the same thing by posting and riding the groutthink here?

>>50004312
that's not me btw but to be fair that's the only way you can win

>>50004312
Ermmm nyo. NyI Dyonyt Thyink syo

idk what you guys are talking about but im thinking seethey is right

new namefag drop

>>50004308
>>50004319

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRyQl9V3XPo
still cant stop listening to this god i love qt japanese voices

>>50004336
what you love is in fact autotune

let's groupthinking nyoooo ;3
>t. つよつよ実家声

>>50004339
cant hear any autotune here but even if it is autotuned idc

dame
90% of japanese humor is manzai and 10% is stupid puns
i have to sacrifice my funny bone to perform ajatt

ironic that his takeaway was "all the FORESHADOWING" when the message was clearly "MISSED all the foreshadowing." then he goes on to mistake an obviously different guy for me just to drive home how stupid he is and tops it off by telling him "you lack basic literacy"

>>50004348
do you ever stop fucking whining? whine whine whine that's all you do you petulant retard

coping with getting told by grok is about the most peak dimwit thing someone can do

>>50004348
They other guy makes a point. You seem to hate japanese culture, but you browse /jp/ and spend time in the Japanese learning thread. Strange, no?

>>50004348
10% >:3

whiner guy is probably just another bitter sunk cost loser like queefler

rate this joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BadbpVYlEHU

>>50004365
mlen mlen （∪＾ω＾）

yes let me read a wall of shit by a retarded ai that can't solve things with all the compute in the world that i can in my sleep explaining why claiming that something steals all its major bits from other works when you've missed said major bits somehow isn't smooth brained

>>50004094
because it probably isnt
must agree its a contraction of であります

show them that ivy league argumentation bro fuck yea

We need to get it together and learn some Japanese! Who's with me?

all the dekinais who still havent made it but cling onto the delusion that they one day will

>>50004375
i feel like under different circumstances wed get along but you just had to try and have a problem with my sound logic and reasoning that was supposed by the best supercomputer on the planet and have now chosen to prostrate yourself in front of all 5 people here in a rather unflattering fashion tbqh

supported by the best supercomputer*
i made a typo so you win, good night

おきちゃった

ゆめのなかで偏微分してた

why is this song so familiar, has it appeared in an anime before or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25YqR5OHXiY

>>50004386
you're supposed to act out your stage directions not read them out loud

i typed them out for you, i didnt read them out loud

toromi lost

we all know you can't read without saying it out loud who are you kidding

cant tell which one is seethecel

>k and g are valid
who do i have to hit in the face for this accident in the japanese language??

my nikka

>>50004409
>wahhhhh words cant have dialectal differences wahhhhhh

who invited the tripfag, thread sucks now

>>50004419
been here for years

Learning Japanese isn't just about knowing the idea the original language is expressing in a phrase. It's really understanding and comprehending the original meaning of what you hear/read. That's not anything an ai or translator can convey to you.

>>50004376
れたるど

>>50004408
it's toromi

>>50004424
it actually can lol

best "supercomputer" on the planet but cant even solve this rofl

who tf is toromi

>>50004429
yes i know im right

>>50004409
>ねごみ
見たことないなぁ… you can forget it! :3

>>50004433
it's sort of a china-taiwan type situation

>>50004433
gotta lurk more my dude lol

its fitting though cuz the planet is retarded guess its super in the sense of super retarded

>>50004431
Not in a way that isn't overly over explained.

>>50004443
retard, no offense

>>50004443
this post stupid it shoulda gotten the double quads

>>50004445
that makes no sense

>>50004433
Who cares? Probably some attentionwhore tripfag
>>50004441
Unko? More like Funko(pop).

>>50004449
what do you expect from a retarded planet it cant even orchestrate the digits right

>>50004451
id kick your ass

>>50004452
self-loathing retard, again, no offense

>>50004456
mmm nyo I dyon't tink syo

>>50004461
i hate newfags like you

you dont have to keep describing your gelded posts

>>50004144
underrated post

>>50004467
Ironic coming from a tripfag, no?

tripfags are pathetic but every general has at least one, and everyone hates them

askers?

crazy how im the only notable poster that isnt almost universally hated

i dont even know who you are so that makes sense

yeah you do though

its me

metrooooo

*raises paw*

Listen, Unko. You're cute and all and I like talking to you and seeing you react, but you gotta relax and not take every post so seriously. It's not good for you

i hate you bido just not nearly as much as the others

i dont believe thats true bro *waves in a friendly fashion*

>>50004498
*nom!*

feeding all 4000+ threads of /djt/ to GPT5 Pro so i can make a simulator and predict every single post

for real tho, s;g is mid af

苺をフォークで突き刺す
フォークを苺に突き刺す

seethey and bido are chicken necks

take a potato chip
and eat it

finished making cards for the day, now to riftu somu omoi-ass weightu

>>50004516
it's over... :O

Failed themoeway student quiz. Sigh... My vocab count still isn't high enough.

why do japs drop by 30 iq when they start speaking english

thread is active af now that all four regulars are here

>>50004545
cant plug into the nipponese hivemind

>>50004539
link gonna crush that shit

seethys fired up

>>50004545
I have a pen desuwa! (ㆁωㆁ*)

seether tightens up his diap, ready to test

i'll slap you with a filled up diaper if you don't stfu

they caught me

>>50004571
calm down tommy pickles

>>50004573
The Nipponese and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

bumko admitted to microwaving his wife's full diaps so he could recycle them

does his wife unironically wear diapers or something

>>50004579
true true :(

nothing like the aroma of freshly microwaved old lady piss and shit

it's been confirmed through the grapevine that is indeed the case due to anal play induced incontinence

we might be talking about full granny diapers but leave your degeneracy at the door

my last post was like half an hour ago

wonder if the newfaggot found this place through gambs xitter

>>50004584
couldnt get enough of it he had to take up a diaper changing job at the old ppl home

hes lovin it

>>50002058
matt when he sucked on my freshly used タンポン and it tasted like tangy copper and discharge

>>50002058
lmao i just noticed it

down for some mcfuck

I doubt youre learning Japanese :3

youre right to doubt for i am acquiring

Ok Alice

second thing im gonna do in japan is rape the tranny

>>50004518
post 3x3

>>50004648
anyway, good luck anon-san :)

keep it youre gonna need it lil kun

>>50004660
youve already seen it

I'm actually experiencing Japanese, not learning nor aquiring

>>50004674
need a good laugh again then

experience this *dumps a full load in front of you*

who puts a movie on a 3x3 the fuck

>>50004677
dno half the shows

i feel like ive seen that 3x3 but i have no idea whose it is

>>50004703
me either found it on google images

yo mama a 慰安婦 frfr

god dame

me in the back

>>50004635
cant believe mattos into that stuff

need agi pussy

is it any wonder with his 2 fathers

yuyu hakusho
mob psycho
vinland saga
logh
code geass
berserk
one punch man
monster
dragon ball

>>50004742
solid list

holy zoomer

gimme dat agussy

still havent watched any of thr gayass movies retconning lelouchs death

>>50004677
wolfs rain is straight fucking garbage how tf could you stomach that? some kino picks otherwise on there like noragami, mushishi etc. fumetsu no anata he was also good but idk why youd put the second season when the purple faggot made it unwatchable

>>50004742
wheres gineiden bro

>>50004774
>>50004711

>>50004774
facts i have the entire show on dvd but never finished it

strayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bro srsly replied to a google images copy paste :skull:

>>50004779
ignore this post i just woke up and missed it lmao

niggas glazing some redditard lmao

as for me you already know

fate zero
hxh
planetes
shirobako
berserk
gits sac
seirei no moribito
black lagoon
mushishi

personally i dont watch anime because im an adult

yea why isnt he clairvoyant like me

git this sack

do ya really like anime? ;3

But tons of japanese adults watch anime.

imagine having a gf who doesn't like anime

>>50004802
hot

my gf likes precure

>>50004793
moe would upvote this post

>>50004809
she also likes my precum

chugger approved

would be hilarious if 19 is bido

if you just got here from gambinos xitter better fess up right now or else

im gambs, ama

this is so stressful

unko's wife when she tries to walk

sottaku isn't even that bad

slimy yoga leaking the secretly recorded video call where he gets mutt to go chimp mode is in the top 3 djt moments for me

the memes that were generated were pretty epic

bro was clutching his noodle arm so hard

still laugh at matt getting mad and giving off extreme manchild vibes. he wouldnt have said any of that to yogas face because yoga wouldve fucked him up hard

yeah epic memes like the bitchcep clutch and uh...

he looks just like socrates frfr

miniyoga loved the matt yoga scandal

>>50004862
exceptional minirimmer energy

minirapist loving yoga so much was always incomprehensible to me

>>50001900
>Go to website
>View page source
>Clearly ChatGPT code
Damn... AI really was a disaster for talentless faggots.

>>50004895
strangely violent thoughts from young matt

>>50004887
>>50004892
i imagined explaining djt characters to people and what they post and it made me lol

explained jamutt and unko and queef to a friend of mine irl and he said they should all kill themselves but he hated queef the most cause he's a russian pigdog

queefs too scared to post now

did you explain yourself though as someone who spends that much time here?

>>50004275
>Gets filtered by s;g
Lol

bido needs no introduction or explanation

bido gathering up every russian hater in a nation that would chug an entire lake if a russian pissed in it

no way bido tell us thats not true

>>50004923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfnZ1THcUDo

>>50004921
yeah i told him i shitpost all day while i work
>>50004928
the russia loving has died down substantially since hundreds of thousands of them moved here, drove up real estate prices, act like total cunts and make 0 attempts to integrate. a lot of people have woken up to what pieces of shit they are.

>>50004802
Good l show. Diving is cool

seethy's gonna blow his entire valvetrain when he sees that thumbnail

dame his hate is visceral

>>50004938
im not gonna tell you to kys but grok seems to think you should

>>50004951
ok cool i am however gonna tell you to kys

kys

cry about it on your way back home queef

now type that without crying

>>50004957
so why are you working on the weekend?

love kanji that dont look like squiggles (eg 凸凹)
simple as

brazy how real estate prices are going up everywhere that's not the 4th world and every country has their boogieman story about why its happening

>>50004957
fuckin baaaased

>>50004964
penis and pussy kanji

the thing with this thread for me is that i know nobody would say shit to me irl so its easy to just not care except when its unko or pedo demon
>>50004963
i work 7 days a week cause i like my work

>i like my work
if only your clients said the same

>>50004971
id incapacitate you immediately after calling you a retarded piece of shit to your face and then stomp your skull
your complacency would be your downfall
the guy who thinks hes the toughest is the easiest to drop when reality doesnt agree

yeah they keep paying me cause i do a bad job lmao also i dont have clients in the way youre probably implying but w/e

>>50004965
just own real estate ez

>>50004971
why does it matter if they'd say something to you irl

>>50004984
bad is better when the alternative is the worst thats just how it is

>>50004983
i dont think im tough at all it's more so that i think basically everyone here is a noodle armed bitch that's an orders of magnitude bigger pussy than me
>>50004984
hey lil buddy you seem to be seething a wee bit, everything ok?
>>50004990
cause im a slav cro-magnon and people i know irl being cunts to me pisses me off

>>50004996
whoops meant to quote 962 here not myself

>stomp downfall drop
spot the pattern

>>50004996
whoever is left standing at the end wins, keyboard warrior. if you want to pretend to look for a fight online, why not go do it for real

lil downie maldin?

the djt meetup is gonna be crazy

>>50005010
t. noodle armed manlet

why niggas acting tough when guns exist

>>50005021
im armed with a lot more than noodles. youd be down with your mouth open and your final thought being "oh fuck." who the fuck cares how tough you think you are? if you came around me looking for a fight youd be ended in 2 seconds, end of story, your story.

>.
aw minishart slipped up

worth it to shut up wannabe tough guy in here

this nigga sounds like jamal at 13

he wanna man

he's trolling obviously bro is writing like he's the author of the navy seal copypasta

wanna man will never stop being funny

万...

>>50005036
>youd be down with your mouth open and your final thought being "oh fuck."
I'll leave that to Riley Reid tyvm

downloaded meowko's stream today

waiting for unkos pavement stomp stream

i did notice the tripfag didnt last very long

he's gonna stomp on his wife and all the diarrhea will be flying out everywhere like a half full juice box

thats what she said

lil newbro...

>>50005090
hella chill

just chillin in my diaper

lmao

im starting to get the idea that djt is jealous im married while theyre all khvs

he heats them up in the microwave before putting them on so he cant be chilling by definition

imagining xitters coming on here right now and reading the last posts lmao

i appreciated the chillin in diaper comment because at first when it all comes out its warm but then it all goes cold....very cold

thanks dadmal

lil niggas talmbout stompin diapers when im out here stompin a turty
we are not the same

arizona diaped out boys

jav debut when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SHvYvcpZuw
unko theme song bet he plays it as he's firing up the microwave

>>50005130
depressing vibes, dunno if its the text color and font with that facial expression but damn

maybe its the fact that she's a rancid whore who has desecrated her soul through a pact with a satan?

that debu woman has the only decent cover of head cha la because her voice is so powerful

origa was pretty why did she become a fat fuck

>>50005157
with satan*

you cant say for sure shes a whore even though the bunny girl thing is whore adjacent

>>50005160
died from obesity and lung disease from smoking
the slav way to go out

>>50005164
yes i can

minishart confirm

>>50005169
well yeah but that doesnt mean its true. she may not actually have sex with tons of different people. i mean it is japan and most japanese men would be physically intimidated by her

>>50005173
kys oedipus

友達になってくれないか？

unko doesnt have the cognitive infrastructure to express multiple period punctuated thoughts in 1 post

>>50005190
>i mean
it's him

and that is why wrong answers are penalized

looks like bido finally developed brain worms, you hate to see it, but thats what happens when you spend 7 days a week on the thread

looks like your mother is such a failure that even your abortion was too tall of a task for her

Fs in the chat for our fallen poster

>>50005198
holy moly

bido is like that chuddha meme
but bido what if its not un- its unko

didnt ask for your whiner opinion go back to crying about how heckin hard japanese is

brain worm bido sperging out now, really hate to see it

unko won?

>>50005231
always have always will

yeah quaking in my boots atm at the ferocity of ur attacks bro pls spare me lol

chillin n winnin

you arent being attacked bro you are just sperging out for no reason

im alt tabbing from this boring clevatess episode to write posts in 3 seconds thats all

or minispergs as they are commonly known as

put your trip back on unko

>>50005252
do i look like a dog? you think ill just roll over when you tell me to?

>>50005260
Huh?

here comes the tripfag to randomly sperg out again

i just blocked him idk why you guys dont do that its just toromi toromi lol lmao KEK toromi lol

when is the next big fate movie dropping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv98zH9xDkU

good idea, time to install a filter

>>50005267
never because its nothing but grand order slop which is just straight garbage. idk how theyd surpass the dark saber vs medusa fight that was about as good as itll ever get

>>50005266
i dont believe you lol

agi will make kino sakuga

2bh if youre gonna filter ppl you might as well just leave the thread

one thing i can appreciate about his generic chosen one shonen is that literally every female character has gigantic tits

theres only one tripfag, its not much of a loss

all dogs go to heaven

>>50005280
agreed

i like the song a lot but cmon lol

without an attractive face big tits are about as much of a turn on as a balding dude's beer gut

>>50005284
true true

people will hate 300 cuz he spoke the truth

*ding*
microwave's done

>>50005300
>>50005303
big tits make ugly faces hot. big tit butterfaces are a huge turnon

>>50005298
counltess because no one bothered to count all 0 of them

syndey sweeney has a 6/10 face with professional hollywood makeup on and the entire world is fawning over her cause of her big tits so idk

i wanna fuck anime bitches so bad

is nanako raws on a sabbatical or something

cant wait for aicels to be completely lost in their virtual world so there's more women for me

>>50005351
jamal wishes he could play this well
lil bro rockin an rg370dx shredding like a god meanwhile jamals still fingering the same two power chords he learned from watching his friend play rocksmith

brown diaper

mnemonics are for idiots plain and simple

>>50005380
toromi-tier advice

grok is that true

hilarious how much unko makes bido seethe

unko vs bido hell in a cell id pay for a front row

it'd last about 5 seconds he'd leave with both his consciousness and diaper detached

lol

>>50005392
what can i say? im good at what i do

@grok
whats the average Nlevel of this thread

for certain reasons very high today

grok can a human fit an entire diapers worth of shit in their mouth

imagine how fucked up in the head you have 2 be to ask a question like that
you rival unko in terms of degeneracy

OP posted the usual “learnjapanese.moe” and pitch accent test. Immediately derailed into fat Japanese gyaru and a CYBERJAPAN bikini vid.

Early language content: someone asked how to say “too fat” got half-correct answers. Random proverb about buckets dropping in autumn. Another anon wrote “私は仕事を行きますにで歩いて” which everyone bullied until unko said it was “almost good.”

Namefag drama: 昆布 !unkoDJTde2 threatened to quit Japanese, Bido made him seethe, Grok got dragged in to settle a pitch accent fight. Someone claimed toromi is actually just unko’s alt.

Anime wars: Steins;Gate is mid vs masterpiece, Naruto still sucks, DBZ untouchable, Mushishi called trash, Yotsubato reading discourse flared up again. At least three posts were just “dame.”

“Finished Core 2k, what now?” people told him “now you can start learning Japanese.”

Degeneracy: 30% of the thread was diapers, stomping diapers, microwaving diapers, chilling in diapers. Even unko admitted he’s married but still diapped up.

Final vibe: mix of kanji questions, diaper LARP, namefag seething, and people pretending they’ll mine after 10k.

claymore needs another season

>>50005435
i was laughing hard as a posted it but to know it got yet another whine out of you is icing on the cake

>>50005440
they're making a live action version bro dont worry lol. but anyways the manga jumps the shark spectacularly and turns into what is essentially capeshit plus they diverged heavily from it in the show so its dead in the water. i love the anime though its a ton of fun

Thanks gpt5 nano

>>50005435
how does being a perfectly normal married man living in japan make me a degenerate?

can we at least agree that the diaper discourse is unnecessarily /trash/y even by /djt/ standards

>>50005339
women date chatgpt nowadays

its trashy but i laughed like 5 times today reading the posts so idc this thread exists to amuse me

I love to smell a dick

wear your HRT diap Alice and grow boobs

no news yet on who will be starring in the live action

how can you even learn the language without immersing

>>50005339
whore

>>50005448
its so fucked up that they have what they want but want to ban sex dolls for us

a few incels disappearing does nothing whatsoever to the chad monopoly

true true the pareto principle

>>50005474
at least we have h-games ig

women have been given too much power

claybore

>>50005462
even their athletes are sticks this is brazy stuff

>>50005502
lol

>>50005503
athletes are sticks everywhere tho?

>>50005520
most athletics girls like sprinters, pole vaulters etc have very nice asses and legs cause you use those muscles for explosive sports

just scrolles past another 100 posts

>>50005525
>explosive sports
I want to train some thighs heh

x2

>>50001816 (OP)
what was the old site that was linked in op? it had a lot more shit

Ｎａｉｎａｉのおにいちゃんは

進撃の巨人一気見の刑に処す

yosh picked up after pill

wish your mom had done the same

bido try chillin

>>50005573
cute

https://files.catbox.moe/cc5hkm.mp4
zamn

not every mean post is me

>>50005594
saw that a week ago

>>50005462
most people in the first world learn most foreign languages with little to no immersion, just rote memorisation in class. regardless of anyones subjective opinion on the matter, this method works.

retarded eop award

>>50005600
and you didnt share it? the fucks your problem

>>50004027
Isnt this the bitch that complained about utena not being feminist enough?

>>50005601
everyone here learned it by playing world of warcraft and watching cartoon network

learned what

in the end steins gate won

not so fast seethy

itiban hayai

japanese learn good English from the 9 years of ESL instruction in school huh

I did not care for sneeds;feed it insists upon itself

japanese people will spend 9 years in school not learn any english then come onto hellotalk and expect someone to be able to teach them an entire mf language lol

>>50005594
seethecel likes this shit?

クリスチャン

>>50005629
won the most underwhelming visual novel award

le psy congroo lol

sonichu is such a unique character, i mean i never thought about it but you got to hand it to chris chan for having the groundbreaking idea of combining sonic and pikachu, truly the peak of imagination

>>50005666
satan;gate ye gone

how the fuck are we still talking about steins gate

some retard decided to mention it again

It's nice. Even with super limited vocab and grammar knowlage I can read pretty much anything and piece together what they're saying myself (albiet googling a lot of words I don't know). It's really enjoyable and knowing it only gets easier as I learn more is really encouraging

nice

crazy nice how we still get mount stupid posts in 2025

seethey back off let bro have fun

rippin dat ass

thinking if i should go to the cinema to watch kny or just wait until it comes out digitally

タコピー一気見と

進撃の巨人一気見

どっちがきついですか

wow the dandadan s02 op sucks so much asshole

wait for digital. then download it and drag and drop it into the recycle bin

>>50005525
sprinters only look like that because they actively work legs through weighted squats and compound leg exercises, not because of the sprinting itself. many cyclists also have big as fuck thighs despite both of these sport being way more aerobic than anerobic

friendly reminder that djt was never about how many vocaroos you made or how big your anki deck is
but rather it was about all the frens we made along the way

but everyone hates everyone now

>>50005793
進撃は長い！_(:3」∠)_

its all unkos fault. the diaper sniffing, whatever happened there.

btfo matt and dekinai blondy in your path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oypr3mCLnhE

dammit i was hoping that was a new video

not clicking

same ;3

every time trenton is talking
i listen and learn

>>50005913
why

>>50005949
maybe you should listen to more japanese instead so you dont have to whine here all day

henceforth any post talking about whining is itself whining

yeah you dont get to just decide that whiner guy

you just destroyed that guy

whining about whiner guy guy

konbanwa djt no mina tati

>>50005974
ohio ohio :3

I'm a little down today

sucking whos cock?

今日はちゅっと寂しい…

chotto homo

>>50005911
token jap off to the side nodding agreement makes me want to side with the ugly chick. also, if she's willing to show herself with a face like that, imagine how ugly he must be

>>50005994
https://youtu.be/0XHUntBPoSc

>>50005994
(*´³(´꒳`*)ﾁｭｯﾄ

>>50005999
trips confirm this is sound logic
>>50006019
get exploded by ukranian drones

>>50006035
why tf are you always so seethe to me Xc

>>50006066
die russian tranny

>>50006067
Давай ( ﾟдﾟ)ﾎﾟｶｰﾝ

>>50006071
dam ti kalasnjikov u usta picka ti materina ruska

>>50006073
読めるかバカモ〜ン！！(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

きょうはスーパーボクシングデイ

海外からみられるのかな？

>>50006104
Leminoは国内限定だから無理じゃない？知らんけど( ˘ω˘)

>>50006019
are you maleですか

being a neet in japan sounds comfy

What an absolutely LOVELY language. It's just so so nice and I am loving learning about it.

Goodnight, djt I love you

>>50006146
you too~ ;3

>>50006130
biologically, yes? (ㆁωㆁ*)

after I have 10 million dollars I can move to japan and neet it up?

>>50006161
if it's a crypto asset, no complaints! >:3

>>50006167
ya but they gotta find a reason to let me in

>>50006161
>>50006203
just buy an already running small business for a few hundred grand

>>50006208
ok just gotta get the 10mill first

I'd consider sniffing some men's dickholes

aight matto

Man September is halfway over
Just like that half a month can go by like it’s nothing

>>50006262
having a job ruins everything

チンポを見せて？
I will lick and sniff your balls

are you the same guy who posts about ass and shit?

>>50006254
>>50006275
これもう令和のオチンポ妖怪やろ(｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

I want to make moe smile

アナルフェラ
肛門フェラ

君の shitbutt を嗅ぐ

new immersionge came out yosh
https://streamable.com/yxgj99

immersing in 110 seconds of english subbed content

skill issue
just don't look at the subs bro

>>50001816 (OP)
Why are you still here when everybody has moved to ai

iykyk
did anyone watch the saint video

>>50006128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbhcZTTk76E
なにドコモおまくにしてるの？

鎖国してる江戸時代じゃないんだから

時代遅れだとおもうよ

>>50006540
?

>>50005570
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
https://djtguide.neocities.org/
https://djtguide.github.io/
https://gohoneko.neocities.org/

*nods knowingly*

>>50006497
What's ai?

もう５時半なのに

まだメインイベントまで２試合もある

セクシー

>>50005570
it had a lot more bloat more like

>>50006754
baby dont hurt me

セミファイナルはじまった

セミファイナルＴＫＯまけだー

クリスチャン・メディナつよいなー

名古屋お通夜になってる

イノウエがんばれー

ゴング！

^the big cringe

toromis just mad because no one donates to his japanese learning website

ざーさん離婚マジか！(ﾟＡﾟ;)ｺﾞｸﾘ

>>50005601
>this method works.
name all the languages you learned this way

>>50005187
美少女としか友達にならない主義なんで

>>50006551
こうしてどこもが国内限定になってるのはむしろいい事だよな
おかげで無知なクソガキ共は日本側のネットに簡単に入れないから汚染される恐れもない
ニコニコの弾幕だって言語ごとに割られて日本語のに書き込むには日本のIPが必要じゃなかったら再生数の多い動画はどれもTiktok直行の池沼どもに荒らされまくってて弾幕はChat is this true云々としか映らなかったろうな
いやホント死んで欲しいわあのカス共

take it to 5ch we don't speak japanese here

dont worry i dont either i just had deepl translate from my native albanian

>>50007484
>おじさん構文
is this true? (^_^;)

>>50007568
おじさんかどうか鏡見たらわかるだろ

>>50007576
中身おっさんやったでヽ(･ω･)/ｽﾞｺｰ

Just mined my first yojijukugo
>美辞麗句

Accidentally broke my 600+ anki streak yesterday.
Didn't really care for japanese for the past month or two, and Silksong release dealt a finishing blow
Though knowing myself, I will return to it
I pretty much can read already

https://files.catbox.moe/shhjus.mp4
finna emmerse

>>50007674
>CAUTION!!
today I learnd.. like emergency? :3

caut caut :O

i remember liking code gayass but i have no desire to rewatch it despite not remembering much at all

season 1 was better than 2 on average but the ending is bretty good

can anyone explain wtf he's saying?

have only watched code grass once = ngmi

>>50007832
it's gibberish all the aliens in gantz speak like this. some people think it's ciphered speech but it's most likely just nonsense

>>50007849
a few words almost made sense so i thought it was some kind of mangled old speech

日本に対するうちの個人的な、でもどっか集団的な執着みたいなもんにさ。

うちは8歳の時からずーっと日本に夢中なんよ。
この言葉、この文化…
なんか言葉にできんくらい、心の奥とつながっとる気がするんよね。

これって、特定の魂のグループには集団的なもんなんじゃろうか？
それとも、ただの幻想とか妄想なんじゃろうかね？

前世の何かに恋しくなるって…あるんじゃろうか？

ま、とにかくこの素敵な曲に感謝しとるよ。
ありがとうね。

いつか日本で会えたらええねぇ。

単なるびょーきだよ
俺も同じだから分かる

>>50007966
low iq

>>50007966
suicide

CODE
GAY ASS

i cant believe code geass predicted tranny programmers

well it was set in 2017

fresh new diap when

looking at the namu wiki pages of javlets are an eye opener nearly all of them were the school cum dumpster

>>50007966
歌詞ネタで釣るとは高度な御仁じゃ(ﾟＡﾟ;)ｺﾞｸﾘ

いっとくけど俺は釣られたんじゃなくて知った上で自分の意思でマジレスしたからな

all countries are worse than Japan, so I have no desire to leave

>>50007444
french, english, latin, basic greek, and now nipponese (n6 dekiniggai)
wouldve learned german too the same way if not for a skill issue on my end

>>50008032
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%95%BC%EC%B8%A0%EA%B0%80%EC%BC%80%20%EC%9A%B0%EB%AF%B8

do you not know how to copypaste with all the symbols remaining as they were

>>50008101
g-get out of here, please? :3

>>50008101
america is better

lol

thanks to people like me

indians

i want this phenotype how do i look just like her?

land of the full diap

>>50008119
usa! usa! B^)

plastic surgery

>>50008101
india is better

>>50008136
seethecel would probably suck off a trans or two if they looked like this

>>50008136
Wear your fufu clip and little HRT bra to grow boobs and feminine hips Alice you are a cute girl with pale skin named Alice.

no russia is

what the FUCK is her problem?

kill yourself xitter ragebaiter

>>50008158
not all gaijins

>>50008152
is she the one who started the "it's starting" crime stuff in japan trend

>>50008152
sorry for Japanese crimes in your country desu m(_ _)m

>>50008147
who wouldnt

ごめんじゃすまねえんだよ
いいかげんうちの野良猫を食うのやめろよ

100% of criminals are homo sapiens lets do em all in

I'm white

you belong to the same group as all criminals tho

im a proud neanderthal

>>50008178
because they look super sweety unlike ours Σ:3

The only crime I've committed was not starting japanese sooner

>>50008200
childless cat expert bitch

not all men but always a man. get em and all violent crime will stop

an all female society would be hell on earth unless you leave em for tens of thousands of years to evolve some male traits

id be allowed to live in it and they would sit on my penis and sniff my penis (foreskin penis)

almost all criminals are over 4 feet tall

every cancer patient has had water at some point

井上尚弥

作戦通りの一方的なアウトボックス

ＭＪに何もさせなかった

つよい

sorry they all gotta go

>>50008233
matt is innocent! :O

average cock size of djt is 2 inches (sissy clitty)

hm yea. the average gaijin doesnt commit crimes guess thats the end of that

wonder what matt would say about this

pack it up this thread is pointless now

soulless AI slop

>>50004432
minishart be like the pattern is there are black squares in every box

genius

diaper status?

omg the black squares are replacing the red squares

Dry and ready for action! But if we're talking real talk, diaper status often boils down to checking for wetness or mess—essential for keeping things hygienic and rash-free. Here's a quick guide based on common advice:
How to Check Diaper Status (Step-by-Step)

thanks chatgpt the concept about signal to noise ratio i was thinking of was related to information theory

>signal to noise ratio
why do midwit pseuds love using this

"rapid unscheduled disassembly"

the only real way to learn is retrieval. everything else is a waste of time

retrieve your father

i don't have a contact in the inner circle

ill ring up ciaran

>>50008444
no obnoxious flourishes, just respect for the original piece. incredible

>>50008452
reply gives off 65 year old boomer yapping in youtube comments about how theres no profanity and nudity just heckin talent in a music video

the boomers are right

havent read a youtube comment since 2012 probably

i read them to fuel my superiority complex which in and of itself is a midwit activity

>>50008471
i'll look like this in a year! :3c

i scan them to extract any useful information without invested emotions

brochachos..

>>>/wsg/5973036
>tfw reading おじさん構文s
( ・ ̫< )𖤐

>>50008598
the pattern of her shirt does not move in total sync with her body

anime has fallen

anime fell with with haruhi and then was dropkicked straight into hell with angel sharts

i should watch 90s anime

when I immerse in the latest in wish fulfilment slopkino technology (English subtitles as God intended)

>>50008604
同人誌の回だからスクリーントーン貼ってるみたいな演出にしてるんだと思う( ˘ω˘)ｼﾗﾝｹﾄﾞ

crazy how i just felt out that the tranny is a russian dirtbag

you didn't

i did though it has that russian tranny stink on it

you can't blame russians for the actions of putin

that was after you were already primed in that direction

not sure what you could mean other than the use of cyrillic characters in its schizoposting

he was already accused of being frufi

cuck characters
accused of being fruity

please do not doxing between anons. it is a rule, a manner, and an etiquette desu ;3

russians get no consideration

pitch accent is a spook.
context is what matters much more.
this is how japs from different regions still understand each other.