Thread 50018625

Cooking with Alice!

maybe if alice had some restraint, like renko, she could get a friend, or maybe, even a boyfriend

>>50018625 (OP)
She's such a skilled cook, all her friends love her food!

>>50018695
Alice really needs to learn subtlety.

>>50018695
Oh, so now making threads to close to one another is worse than ACTUAL CRIMES?

>>50018769
All 3 of them?

>>50019814
>3
Marisa is her only friend

>>50019821
Reimu invites her to parties and she at least talks to Yukari sometimes.

>>50019847
Reimu only invites her because she's a friend of a friend.
Yukari talks to her because she's obligated to as the de facto leader of Gensokyo.

>>50019852
>Reimu only invites her because she's a friend of a friend.
If they know each other and generally get along, it sounds like they're friends. Having a common friend they are both closer with doesn't change that.
>Yukari talks to her because she's obligated to as the de facto leader of Gensokyo.
Just like how the mayor of a town is forced to talk to every single person in that town?

>>50018625 (OP)
FUCK ALICE

>>50019867
Marry her first!

>>50019861
Reimu doesn't think much of her and Alice doesn't go out a lot. They rarely talk and only know each other from Marisa
>Just like how the mayor of a town is forced to talk to every single person in that town?
Yes. Just a job bro. Nothing more.

>>50019876
How often do Okina and Kasen talk to Alice? How often has Wriggle talked to Yukari?

>>50019882
>Okina and Kasen
Those two bitches don't do shit compared to Yukari even though Yukari sleeps most of the time.
>How often has Wriggle talked to Yukari?
At least once, which isn't that much less than Alice.

>>50019886
>Those two bitches don't do shit compared to Yukari even though Yukari sleeps most of the time.
So then it's not a sage's job to talk to everyone.
>At least once, which isn't that much less than Alice.
There's a very different context.
If Alice, who doesn't go out a lot, feels comfortable asking Yukari for help, and Yukari obliges, then they must be at least somewhat close. How many people could even ask Yukari for anything, let alone get her to do what they were asking for?

>>50018695
ah, yes. renko, who famously has a lot of friends and a boyfriend.

>>50019916
LMAO

If you were Alice's boyfriend which of Alice's sisters would you cheat on her with

If you were Alice's boyfriend would you let your friends sleep with her

Renko has a lot of "friends" who use her as an onahole when she is passed out drunk at parties

>>50019930
Let me guess, are they all foreigners from the southern hemisphere?

>>50019925
Her...sisters?

>>50019946
Pink Alice
Louise
Blue Alice
Hat Alice
Maid Alice

>>50020080
Very good, very good, HOWEVER
Alice's mother
Alice's mother
Alice's mother
Alice's mother
Alice's mother

>>50020083
Sex with Shinki doesn't count as cheating. It's just the natural way of things.

>>50019899
Alice, stop coping and just admit it. You have no friends lol

I'll breed Alice's mother while she gets to watch.

>>50020316
>>50020263
>>50020083
>>50019946
Shinki oyakudon strikes again.
I'm not saying Alice isn't hot, but her mother is just peak breedable.

>>50019821
I'll be her friend then! I'm going to sit next to her at the upcoming party at the Shrine and strike up conversations with her.

>>50019821
>Marisa is her... friend
You're making a big assumption there anon.

>>50019847
>>50019852
Alice the party crasher!

>>50019929
Only Alice's girlfriends can sleep with my Alice!

>>50019861
>If they know each other and generally get along, it sounds like they're friends.
Alice literally tried to kill Reimu with voodoo.

>>50021087
All doll cursing rituals are done in shrine forests, regardless of who they're aimed at.

>>50021120
A likely story. You're just jealous of how much time Marisa spends with her, aren't you?

>>50021143
Are you jealous that Alice's threads regularly hit the bump limit, unlike yours?

>>50019925
>>50019929
>>50021061
Stop this nonsense already Alice doesn't have a single friend let alone a lover!

>>50021174
Considering this thread is half people calling her pathetic and half wanting to cuck her?

>>50019876
Alice calls Reimu old friend in PCB and her SWR route ending has Alice nudging Reimu to do something about the incident while she's being a lazy fuck
ZUN himself states she's similar to Reimu in her PCB profile too in some ways

>>50021326
>Alice calls Reimu old friend
Maybe Reimu would watch Alice's doll shows in the village when she was little?

call me crazy but I think they met before in the series

Shitposting after having sex with Arisu Magatoroido!

>>50021452
All of this is just Alice coping with being a loser femcel. All of it.
Not that [you] don't like her, she's just going to hide from the world whilst simultaniously seething about not being able to land dates, the worst kind of woman there is.
Until you cock-correct her, that is. But that'll never happen.

>>50018625 (OP)
Why does Alice cook if she doesn't need to eat?

>>50021594
She hasn't been a youkai that long, so she still carries over habits from being a human.

>>50021594
What if she stopped eating but that part of the process didn't take effect yet and then she died from starvation.
It'd be a dumb way to go. Better to keep eating just in case. Plus food is tasty.

>>50021793
We get hungry because of a lack of energy. If she wouldn't need to eat, she wouldn't get hungry.

>>50021594
I like to imagine the position of Alice's hut puts her in a perfect place to intercept people either coming from the forest to the village or leaving the village, so she continued cooking just to be more hospitable to those wanderers.

>>50018695
>Renko
>boyfriend
Yeah anon, totally possible.

>>50021877
Just you wait and see.

>>50021818
To be honest, finding your way to Alice's house seems like just about the ideal scenario for an outsider.

>>50021475
>you
I already took the burden of becoming Reimu's husband so someone else has to take the fall and go for Alice

I draw Alice

>>50022382
Why does a puppeteer need such large breasts?

>>50022382
Keep your shitty doodles to one thread, attention whore.

>>50022382
/v/ermin niggers like you deserve the rope
when will tranny mods finally ban /jp/hu bros

>>50019886
why do you want okina to talk to you, *lice?
leave her alone

>>50022382
that's a cute Alice

>>50022382
Alice is a serene, joyous girl in a serious shell. This doesn't transmit serenity, joy or seriousness.

>>50019663
>>50019916
>>50021877
okay, that's enough
first, those were ALLEGED crimes, and she wasn't detained, so it doesn't count.
second, renko had SEVERAL, intimate, boy friends, people just happen to not remember her. maybe it is a new ability awakened.

>>50021877
Every man on /jp/ is 50% Renko's boyfriend until he is observed, after which probability collapses and he becomes someone who has never even met her.

>>50022390
To see how easily you can be controlled

>>50022686
This one at least looks joyous.

>>50021283
By "people" you mean the samefag who makes it his mission to shit up Alice threads with the same played out shitposts?

>>50022840
Anon I'm pretty sure nobody bullies Alice more than actual Alicefags. That's at least 28.5714% of her appeal.

>>50022878
Yeah, but actual Alicefags have a very particular style of bullying Alice, which you don't see in most of those posts; so that anon's theory might actually be plausible.

>>50022686
after being hypnotized so much I see that Alice is finally trying to change things by being the one who hypnotizes someone

>>50022382
>>50022686
ignore the retarded weeners, cute Alices

>>50022931
fuck off to pissu, tard

>>50022937
apply you own advice and fuck off attention whore.

>>50022954
again, fuck off back to pissu

>>50022964
again, kill yourself out of /jp/

>>50022972
>i said the thing!!
you will never belong here
back to pissu

Take your /v/igger celeb worship to a different thread, subhuman. This thread is about Alice, not about your favorite shitter from the OC thread.

>>50022976
who are you quoting? retard-kun?

>>50022980
>i said the other thing!
back

blah blah cry moar and tongue my anus

/jp/hu is the worst faggotry to befall this board this year

derailing an entire thread because a guy you don't like posted a drawing
sasuga

derailing an entire thread because someone said something bad about the drawmonkey you're obsessed with
sasuga

>>50022988
voca.ro/19ZMwECTHobE

>>50022988
Thats a big Marisa

Would you ook at that, someone with a fag voice calling anyone a faggot
Point and laugh everyone

shit thread, bye retards.

I swear to god, if one more faggot cries not about a drawing, but the guy who fucking drew it also posting on /v/, I will go nuts.
Go complain in the crossie thread instead of acting like a god damned 14 year old trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Now post Alice or gtfo, you fucking children.

>>50023043
voca.ro/1hlZrLLjKwC6

>>50023057
Sorry I'd rather not get AIDS from listening to your homo cock sucking voice, cute Alice

>>50023057
post your cute little dick sissy

>>50023055
seems like a raid of some sort
its funny how butthurt they are getting tho

Why do Alice threads always attract the worst shitposters?

>>50023095
voca.ro/1cfGk7fNSJA9

>>50021087
that was parsee though, literally zero proof it was alicew beyond someone hating alice and trying to give her a bad rep

>>50022937
>>50022964
>>50022976
>>50022981
stfu retard, no one owns loyalty to this shithole, specially after the mods let those undertale fags roam free

>>50023104
Honestly yeah.

>>50023110
And which third world country are you from, anon?

>>50023120
just leave ESL

>>50023104
Last one was fine. I think it's just that this one is too early, and newniggers can't appreciate an artist that contributes more to /jp/ than they ever will.

>>50023110
see >>50023061

Alice hates niggers

>>50023159
>contributes more to /jp/ than they ever will.
anyone that can make ms paint doodles is essentially a god to you
pathetic

Even if you don't like the oc or its creator, drawing attention to it just derails the Alice discussion even more.

>>50023193
>implying that there was a meaningful discussion

>>50023193
Last thread was literally yesterday. There needs to be time between threads for contributors to recharge, especially when there's like 4 alicefags total. This is what happens, I guess.

>50023183
God, this is the bait people are falling for? Kill yourself.

You're all retards

so true~

Alice Deserves Bad Threads
makai creatures have no rights

What does it taste like

>>50023222
Die

>>50023220
Correct, that why we like Alice(a retard).

>>50023211
you have aids, secondary

>50023244
I know you're sad I can't pipe you raw anymore, anon

A reminder to take Alice's teaching to heart.

Why can't alice have nice threads
instead we have constant arguing and complaining over OC and bullying
why are you all like this? Give alice a good thread and get along.

>>50023264
Rough start is all. Remember Alice, and all will be well.

>>50022931
>>50022954
>>50022972
>>50022988
Never seen these ones before, thanks

>>50023256
>see i did the thing where i didnt actually reply to you! that got you good!
you have zero genuine interest in 2hu, imageboard dweller

desperate for attention today are we

How long are you fags going to continue your gay fucking argument for
Cancerous retards who will do anything but discuss Alice
bottom of the barrel posters

alice leaks poop

>>50023279
post chart

>>50023300
its a character thread faggot, the only reason anyone is here is for the images
your babble has zero value whether its sophisticated discussion about how much you wanna fuck alice or just monkey shitflinging
i cant believe some niggers genuinely wake up and think "i'm gonna contribute to /jp/ today!"
>>50023322
>charts, unironically
you probably think a lunatic 1cc is impressive

>>50023336
it's a thread for discussing ALICE and talking about ALICE not for your SHITFLINGING and DRAMA and RAGEBAIT
you fucking nigger you need to KILL YOURSELF and stop shitting up the thread.

just stop feeding the trolls goddamn
it's not that hard

I guess I like Alice

>>50023351
oh man im really missing out by not engaging in serious discussion with you
you have so many original things to say i bet
as if there's a single thought in your head worth being relayed you worm fucking die

>>50023369
fucking kill yourself you subhuman faggot
ruining my fucking alice threads
i'm not even the OC guy i'm just pissed off when I see retards like you creating constant arguing like this you are subhuman DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
"people" like you need to be rounded up and shot

>>50023380
the twink you're arguing with has a big ole smile on his face right now because you're taking all his bait
i can't really be angry at him when he sounds gay but you do you

>>50023369
Go back to posting vocaroos so we can keep laughing at your gay lisp

>>50023386
I know It's probably bait I just need to vent out my frustrations

So go punch a wall. The carousel's just going to keep going round and round if you keep spinning it. At least we're getting cute Leeces out of it.

>>50023355
Alice would get trolled so fucking hard on Gensokyo /jp/ tbf

>>50023400
Won't that just make holes in the wall?
But yeah you're right
It just sickens me people even try this shit here

>>50023406
Imagining sitting outside Alice's room and candidly listening to her throw shit around her room because someone got her. I love my incredibly gullibe, emotionally volatile shut-in wife!

>>50023412
Yeah, it's the internet. The smugness from stirring people's shit is addictive. They'd do it anywhere they get a reaction, it's never personal.

>>50023389
no not everything you dislike is bait i genuinely just hate secondaries such as you
glad i didnt let you have the hugboxing you need to keep your mental illness in check

Cute!

>>50023479
In every timeline.

>>50023458
Cute lesbians, post more.

>>50023501
Alice-chan really needs to use her full range of motion more. Making dolls all day can't be good for your back, and she's gonna be living with it forever!

alice makes me mad
she must pay me back with SEX

>>50023442
You don't have to be married to (or even properly meet) her to have that experience!

>>50022937
Off topic but since when was Kissu hated on jp or am i not active enough here to know
I remember during the hack everyone was flocking to there or 8/jp/

>took alice four months to get halfway to the image limit last thread
>caught back up to it in a single day
Goddamn, Alice really does attract maniacs!
Now, I've noticed quite a couple recycled from last thread (both picrel and >>50024182, which was uploaded by a different anon but he kept my filename for it), but it isn't all of them so that's pretty good.

>>50024222
Sorry that was me witb the latest one
Didn't realise it was a repost, the download date for it is from back in july on my computer so I didn't realise.

>>50024222
Nevermind I'm a retard, I misread the bump limit as the image limit.
Still, more than a quarter of the way there so soon isn't bad at all!

>>50024232
Early august actually my bad

>>50024241
>the last thread was created back in June
W-What...

>>50024194
Or am I really out of touch now, I don't use this board much anymore outside of the alice thread and DJT
What's /jp/hu? is that where the /v/hu people are now? what are they doing that's bad? I don't get it

>>50019861
>If they know each other and generally get along, it sounds like they're friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyRePrIM6HA

>>50021052
I'm sure Alice and Yuuka would be great friends!
They're both very reclusive, have strong fixations other people are weirded out/intimidated by, they're both heavily associated with rape, they're both in my top three...
Doesn't sound like they'd meet each other a whole lot, but we just need miss matchmaker Yukari to solve that problem!

Could you get Alice to start stripping just by staring daggers at pressure points in her clothing?
If not, what would it take for her to start acting as embarrased as she would be if she were fully nude when she's actually fullt-clothed?

>>50018625 (OP)
Bonding by cooking together is so cute and homely... I've dearly missed the simple and innocent stuff like this ever since becoming an adult... it's all so hollow now.
By all means I'll take you up on the offer! My cuisine may be average and I rarely do it out of laziness, but I'll try my best for Alice!

>>50021326
Yeah but Reimu doesn't even recognize this bitch lol. Said it right to her face in PCB.
Btw I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a funny PC-98 reference.

>>50024447
>Yeah but Reimu doesn't even recognize this bitch lol.
To be fair, Reimu seems incapable of remembering anyone who's not constantly showing up to her. She'd probably forget Marisa after a month.

>>50024447
Reimu is an arsehole, what's new

>>50022686
Draw yuri!

>>50024269
>they're both heavily associated with rape
Imagine Alice ganging up on you with her dolls, raping you while 10+ dolls pin you down.

>>50025018
It's hard for me to imagine Alice as a rapist, I think of her more as the rapee if anything.
Random strangers may think she's creepy, desparate, and willing to use whatever powers she has to get what she wants, but she's still only as old as most anons and is recluisive precisely because she doesn't want interpersonal contact.
Yuuka, on the other hand, is much older, much more connected to "nature", is much more powerful, and gives much less of a fuck about everything...

>>50025548
Alice is the type of girl that would constantly try to send signals to a guy she likes (who obliviously misses each and every one) before finally having a crash out and just drugging and raping him.

I wish to be good enough for Alice

>>50023386
pretending to be retarded = retarded

>>50026325
you are not smart

>>50024194
I think it's mostly shitposters who are trying to portray kissu negatively and prevent people from leaving because they know they wouldn't be able to pull off half their antics there without getting banned.

>>50026410
emotional today are we

>>50026438
zero ability to follow the conversation award

>>50026217
alice's house, expenses, sewing material? all provided by Shinki and Makai's Public Empoverished Support.
with that in consideration, how are (You) doing, anon? no one is below alice.

>>50026943
Financially things are getting better, but alcohol eternally calls

>>50026943
nta but if the game I gotta win at is federal aid:
> section 8 housing
> bridge card
>job in HS was walking on the side of the road because I couldn't find no-qualification work in the dead of the rust belt
> college was mostly paid for via Pell Grant
I think Alice-chan is all mine!

>>50025018
>>50025548
>>50026194
Alice is a youkai who's more than powerful enough to have her way with any mere human, but she's good-natured at heart and she wouldn't force herself on anyone without their consent.

>>50027178
Actually youkai magicians are singled out in PMiSS as being only average human strength, far weaker than most youkai. If you got past her dolls Alice is a normal woman with normal woman strength, as a man you should easily overpower her.

>>50027178
Alice, I know it's you. We all know that you're mad as a hatter from all the mercury needed to become a witch, and you couldn't cast fireball quickly enough to stop a determined sinsack from making Rinnosukes with you if you tried. Just lie back and accept that you're alone because no one wants to talk to the weirdo in the woods and not because you're such a nice girl you won't go out and rape someone,

Alice is a friendly autist who is content to romantically suffer alone rather than doing something bad to someone else.

>>50027222
Speaking of suffering alone: would Alice self-harm? If so, what method would she prefer? I'm asking so I can imagine myself restraining her with a bear hug and forcefully coddling her so she stops, by the way.

>>50027236
No.
I'm tempted to just leave it there but to elaborate Alice isn't that type of person. It's fun to joke about her being lonely but she's awkward, not depressed. She's shown to be a pretty self realized person, if anything she's a little arrogant.

>>50027259
Yeah, I think it's best to just leave it there as well. I don't need to project my own stuff onto her, even if I see the odd similarities between us. Alice is simply a cute.

>>50027197
She doesn't rely on her dolls for everything, she's still capable of firing danmaku on her own. Trying to get in on her or anyone capable of danmaku would be dangerous because any attacker would be vaporized in an instant.

>>50027268
I get the temptation, and I don't think there's any harm in imagining a scenario where you discover Alice is going through mental anguish that you can personally relate to, but do so while acknowledging that it's a derivative take on the character. It's a compelling scenario even if it doesn't perfectly fit Alice as we know her in canon.

>>50027278
We can't strictly use danmaku as a metric since danmaku is specifically non-lethal. We'd need a better idea of what type of magic Alice can perform, something we don't really have

>>50027519
alice at least knows magic missile, r-right?
s-she can't be that inept

>>50027519
Danmaku is only non-lethal when spell card rules are applied. I don't think Alice or anyone for that matter would be willing to apply non-lethal spell card rules to anyone trying to physically assault her.

>>50027633
Spell cards, by their definition, are non-lethal. Alice probably does have lethal magic, especially if her PC98 appearance is taken as canon, but it would be seperate from standard spell cards.

>>50027676
That isn't what he was saying, if anything you agreed with him.
The point is that she's going to be shooting a twelve gauge instead of her typical nerf darts at your head if you're trying to rape her.
But maaaaybe a lonely man from the human village or a lucky gappy who found his way there got a little too desparate for affection with the cute magician girl and was mistaken for a pervert when he suddenly tried to hug her!
After mopping up the remains, Alice is far more hesitant to act so violently, and thus sexy fun times with her could be possible through the inverse of the boy who cried wolf!

>>50027715
You're adverse to the idea of overpowering Alice but ok with inflicting psychological trauma on her?
Actually that's a pretty typical theme itt so I guess that's to be expected.

Why do you Anons want to rape Alice so much?
Raping people isn't nice.
Alice is a nice person, I'm sure she would give you at least a chance.

>>50027989
I don't want to rape her, I want to watch while Yuuka rapes her!

>>50027989
What kind of person would Alice accept into her heart?

>>50028061
me

alice paladins revealing their true colors
sad display indeed

>>50028159
This poster was raped by Shanghai while Alice watched.

>>50028061
Posting Walfas is a worse and more disgusting crime than anything else that has been posted in this thread so far.

Alice committing crimes...

>>50028404
What kind of crime would Alice commit? I don't see her being a violent criminal, so that's off the table. Not really much of a thief either.

>>50028415
What about every computer crime there exists a law for?

How many times have (You) slept with Alice?

>>50028415
Murder

>>50028415
Not illegal in Gensokyo, but do you think Alice is a lolicon?

>>50028731
Shotacon

>>50018625 (OP)
Alice is such a good cook I'm surprised she doesn't have a boyfriend!!!

Do you think Arisu would be into really kinky shit like scat or getting off to me drinking her piss? She seems the kind that would be into that once she found a bf

>>50034977
No but I like that one doujin where Alice's boyfriend keeps forcing her to wear clothing that he's filled with his own cum so I'll elect to believe that she'd be down for that.

>>50034985
LINK DAT SHIT

>>50034977
I imagine the idea of non-vaginal sex confuses her to the point that even though her dolls are anatomically correct otherwise, they all lack buttholes. You would have to go over the concept of sumata or paizuri several times with her to get her to understand, while stuff like facesitting or footjobs would be incomprehensible. She'd understand bdsm and be good at it, but be too afraid of hurting you to do it, but would probably respond well to it being done to her. As a magician, she doesn't need to eat, so she doesn't process food, and wouldn't understand why someone would want to interact with her bodily wastes. Even if she tried it, it'd probably come out roughly the same as it went in either due to not digesting it or using magic to make it consumable because she really cannot understand why you'd want it to be gross. Probably about the only thing she'd be into would be blowjobs and swallowing because it triggers some latent youkai urges to put humans in her mouth, but she'd store up your semen and use that to produce "wastes" for you if you continued asking her about scat/piss.

>>50034995
It took a minute but I found the one that had the specific scene I was thinking of.
https://exhentai.org/g/1039265/07e608764c/
This artist actually does a lot of this type of stuff, especially with Alice.

>>50035074
I didn't know I had this fetish

>>50035072
>wouldn't understand why someone would want to interact with her bodily wastes
>she really cannot understand why you'd want it to be gross
Because it's hot, Alice. Goddamn.

>>50035072
Reading this again, I feel like I should add that my reasoning is because Alice is this isolated entity in already isolated Gensokyo, her lack of interaction leaves her ignorant of sex and childmaking if not for having seen animals in the forest do it, and being away from modern media and the village, she has likely never seen, nor even imagined the concept of, pornography and all its fetishistic content. She's probably equally ignorant about dating, marriage, and relationships in general, so she wouldn't be especially prudish around someone she was attracted to either.

>>50038128
guys, I think shinki wasn't a good parent

>>50022878
>That's at least 28.5714% of her appeal.
Only a shut-in magician with a much too small BMI and much too large ego would be so oddly specific.
Ah, what am I talking about? Surely no one capable of learning magic would be so petty as to go online just for the sake of being catty about someone they're envious of.

>>50028404
There's only three crimes in Gensokyo:
Inconveniencing Reimu
Rallying the human villagers
Killing anyone besides Seija
That being established, I wonder who she'd murder.

She might not need to eat but at least she drinks enough tea to provide a generous and steady supply of piss to take care of my fetishes

>>50039038
Holy water, you could call it. One liquor becomes another. I can't help but wonder what kind of tea she likes? Where it's grown, how she gets it - and how it'll taste after being filtered through her system?

A scenario popped into my head: buying a new tea to surprise Alice with, sharing a cup with her, both of us evaluating the taste and sharing our thoughts, and then, later, when it comes out, we do the same thing again, sampling her liquid ambrosia.

>>50039468
Yeah that sounds great but I wouldn't want her tasting her own piss, that's yucky. I however will be the judge.

>>50038923
Alice... that was a direct reference to a line you said.... you literally used that exact percentage... do your abusive/piss drinking/shit eating fans know you better than you know yourself?

Arisu?

But what is Alice cooking?

I want Arisu to chew up food and then feed it to me straight from her mouth, like a bird

>>50058242
I believe that's how they do French kissing in Bucharest. Some culture shocks are pleasant surprises.

>>50058215
Must be some kind of soup or stew, which sounds delicious, but... are you really sure you can trust anything liquid being served to you by Alice? Of course not. That's why you have to let her eat it first, and then pee it into your mouth.

"Doll Maker of Bucharesti"
She's not THAT kind of Romanian, is she...?

British with a heavily british accent

Ey Ellis

>>50058278
Never thought about British-accent Alice, she always has some pleasantly eastern European accent. Also, if British: does she have a license for those sewing needles of hers? She should know they could hurt somebody.

>>50058278
anon, that's impossible.
the british didn't pass out to fantasy, yet.

>>50063284
Technically one of her sisters

WIIIIITCH!

>>50063503
the abuse thread is 4 pages down you know

>>50063512
That's L4D, Alice is doing just fine!

>>50063503
didn't your mom teach you how to use a pad, alice?

Remember that cooking Alice poster from /b/?

I want to impregnate her

>>50074154
go back

>>50074164
?

>>50074188
go back retard

I want Arisu Magatoroido to piss in my mouth and to cum in her pussy, if you catch my drift...

>>50074188
This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this thread.

>>50074154
>>50074188
>>50074626
that's a tranny tho

>>50074630
If the penis is feminine enough, I will still drink Alice's piss.

>>50074654
Traps are not gay

Padmé, help me...

>>50023053
this, alice deserves a better thread than this. die faggots

the only release alice can achieve is death

This thread is garbage. Especially when I reached the parts about Shinki and stuff. Basically fantasizing about your mother in law. You guys are absolutely disgusting.

>>50085701
Oyakodon is sacred, anonymous.
Shinki clam jamming her most autistic creation by sheer milf power alone is the hottest thing /jp/ has ever come up with, and you dare criticize it?
Mai, crush his balls.

The 'lice.

>>50058272
She's as much of a romanian as remilia is a descendant of Tepes.

>>50096073
are you saying alice is so ashamed of being a makai creature, that she adopted whatever "cool sounding nationality" she found in a book.

>>50097303
I'm not, but I won't rule it out either.

>>50100521
It'd explain why she doesn't claim to be British.

>>50086293
Shinki sama please crush my balls

>>50097303
>>50102543
She probably just likes western aesthetics like Marisa

I like it where Alice wears the big red earrings she wears in porn sometimes. I think she should wear them even in non-fetish pictures. They match with her headband.

Alice's mom is JewBu now!

>>50018625 (OP)
I tried her cooking once then I woke up 18 hours later

>>50107808
You should be happy she tried, anon!
Either for herself or especially if it was for you!
And it's really a good sign if she's preparing food at all, it's really easy to fall into a slump of not doing so...

>>50112363
Yeah but 18 hours...

Rice.

>>50114408
If that happened to me, I'd take it as retribution for the eighteen hours that I put her out of commision for the other day!

>>50120851
blatant lie
that would mean one spent 36 hours besides alice, which is impossible for an human being
or any being

>>50121330
Wrong, I have spent every moment with Alice for 4 years

>>50123558
I also would escape from myself if I could, Alice
but at least now you understand people have to accept themselves

Alice..

>>50128168
The rattier and curlier her hair, the better. I want to run my fingers through it so bad.

>>50120851
Source please? I hoped it would be the filename, but I can't find anything.

>>50131530
Artist is Arnest. His style is very noticeable and he draws Alice a lot.

>>50132404
Dayum, thanks.

youre a fucking retard if you actually give someone sauce instead of telling them to leran how to use saucenao

>>50132567
It's cropped retard you can't find that with saucenao

>>50132575
whatever its dogshit low quality porn you have shit for brains if u need the sauce on that anyway

fuck the porn addicted retard who posted it and fuck the porn addicted retard who liked that ms paint doodle lewd enough to ask for the sauce

>>50132639
>>50132642
NTA but who cares you can just hide the posts if you dont like em

>>50018625 (OP)
what the absolute fuck is this thread

ur on /g/ niggas
wtf are you even doing here
why /g/ and not /ck/

>>50132659
https://voca.ro/1eb9IaAB0xhC

>>50132677
>vocaroo
Oh great it's this sperg trying to start his useless nigger wars again

>>50132680
https://voca.ro/1hcwOxg9RILR

>>50132404
S-Shinkiiiiii!
Alice is posting "it" again!

Keyed autist ruining the thread for us n*rmie f*gs

>>50027197
I see, so all I have to do is get past her dolls. Is rape against the spellcard rules?

>>50132677
I'm sorry, anon. I had no idea you were raped.

>>50132642
>fuck the porn addicted retard who posted it
if by that you mean >>50120851
https://vocaroo.com/

>>50134249
https://voca.ro/18V5Ez3bU62o
clipboard didn't update for some reason

>>50132687
>BBUURURR WHAT DO YOU MEAN STARTING A WARRR
because you're stirring shit up with these vocaroos trying to start drama
Fuck off cunt

>>50134266
Anyway, cute Alice

>>50132642
>I have loving, intense sex with Alice that leaves her reeling for it
>FUCKING GOONERS RUINING THE THREAD!!
Alice is a slut who wants to be loved, comforted, and most importantly used by men, as well as needing to fulfil her own needs. This thread is for the maniacs who are like Alice and who can understand her, not puritain cucks.

>>50132670
You don't even cook, kappa.

A lice..?

>>50134277
being a complete degenerate pervert isn't "normal", Alice. you are far beyond normal.
you think I don't know it's you uploading all these AI Alice image sets?

>>50137375
oh wow the porn addicted mindbroken faggot who cant even spell properly anymore posts ai garbage
color me fucking shocked

This thread needs to be put out of its misery already.

>>50137772
I want to put my children in Alice already!

>>50137772
This but /jp/ in general

Alice deserves to be happy, why are you so mean to her?

>>50105624
Alice is right though, but maybe is less about being alone and more about being with someone who understands you

Alice deserves better threads...

>>50143652
Most 2hu do...
Yet here we are.

>>50143652
well, if she wants better, she has to put some work on it!
If alice wants new ways to improve herself, she can ask for advice to, for example, big sis yumeko. I bet elis had a relationship or two before. right?

>>50143652
Still, this one hit the bump limit in less than a month and that's pretty good!
More than halfway to the image limit, too, the last one only just barely made it.
So many cute Alices!

total alice death
soon on your imageboard!