Thread 50021367

A healthy rivalry

Sagume balls

Last thread i asked about some stuff that led to the current state of the thread but i realize that nothing will change if we just keep looking for culprits. "How to fix /jp/hu?" is a frequently asked question that almost never gets answered. Here's my answer:

Instead of trying to go back to how things were, we must find a way to work with what we've got. Obviously we can't just magically repair the thread so i suggest that the ones that do care about it (i know you exist, I've talked to you here) keep encouraing 2hu discussion by asking questions related to the games, manga, characters and lore while simply ignoring the stuff you don't like. I said it as a joke before but i do think request and delivery posts could also come in handy.

As for me, I've realized that some of my posts don't help with this which is why, from now on, i promise to stop posting off-topic stuff, unwarranted gay shit and my dumb OC. those who do care about my OC probably know where to find it already. I want to host a Hina score contest and an FW score contest whenever i get the chance.

TL;DR Stop focusing on the past or pointing fingers and work your way through the future. Be the kind of poster you want to see in the thread more often. Thanks for reading my blog, you can carry on with the usual.

last thread, you said some stuff i didn't read.
this thread, you also said some stuff i also didn't read.

my lovely hero

Last thread I gave you my heart but the very next thread you gave it away this thread to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special

Last thread I posted my marisad but the very next thread you reposted it away

what 2hu is secretly Alice

>>50021388
Juan, you 're a homosexual spic

HEY MERTH
Draw this as Meira

>>50021508
This but Yukari

>>50021508
This but Genjii

>>50021508
no

you dare to disobey me drawSLAVE?

>>50021508
This but Unzan

>>50021508
This but Tony

>>50021508
This but Salad

>>50021508
This but Flower Tank

>>50021528
This is a Jojo part 7 reference

>>50021528
ask someone else

>>50021508
This but Tsundereanon

I havent watched anything past the animes

>>50021552
this was stolen from r/2hujerk btw

Describe Alice with the title of a song.

He's offended and drawprotesting because you keep calling him your little attentionwhore. Start calling him your dear little drawfriend and he'll draw for you again.

>>50021548
you aren't even merth.

>>50021554
>>50021552
LOTOIS??!??!?!

I am the real merth now

>>50021557
i'm not angry or anything

>>50021555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jghgroHc-AM

>>50021548
why don't you want to draw it

Mspaintanon would draw it if he were here

I miss him

My art gets mistaken with something made by another guy..

>last thread 1127 replies
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

>>50021622
all garbage

>>50021624
YUPYUP YUUUUPPPPPPPPPP

>>50021622
all traditional /jp/ quality posts

cmon man don't start with this shit we were doing well

Junko Enokoshima

>

we were doing so good... WE WERE DOING SO GOOD

WHO ARE YOU QUOTING REEEEEEEEE

>>50021648
Me on the left

What now?

>>50021655
You're buried.

Now we wait

>>50021659
Merth moment

If only a hero would come forward with his BRAVE and STUNNING revelations

>>50021672
BRAVO 103JIMA

HOLY CRAP LOTOIS

>>50021640
we were?

Why does Mspaintanon hate chinese people?

>>50021388
Ok then ask a question instead of a long post so people see how smart and high minded you are

>>50021682
this genji is legitimately just yuiman. proof? same hair. undeniable proof.
did ZUN steal from merth?

>>50021695
Ok!

Can youkai bleed?

>>50021695
>namefag makes a posts that acts holier than thought on the moral high ground
wow brave and stunning revelations indeed

>>50021695
all his braincells died after the 50th cum tribute he did and with the death of his motor functions his dick experienced total erectile dysfunction as well
he is unable to do anything but longpost

Smelling like Mierda already

>>50021697
ZUN IS A HACK

She's called Meira you mindbroken clown

Stop being meanies

>>50021713
Your line was "OMG REMITRANNY HI!!!!!!", Mierdabot.

>>50021716
Merth gets raped by this every night

>>50021706
Don't be rude to Juan since he's a thirdie

>>50021721
Remitranny... why do you out yourself like that.....

>>50021717
do you have a license to post this marisad pal?

Meirabots, roll out!
*turns into a ball*

>>50021726
I think he secretly enjoys it like a masochist, he gets his fill on being degraded and called out since he isn't able to ERP here after all

>>50021717
Oh so now the marisissy is gonna preach to us

>>50021699
Yes, because all of their forms are based on combinations of animals that have blood.

You LOST Patrickautist

Ok guys I want to ERP
I'll be Kogasa
now you pick who you'll be and we'll agree on a scenario okay? Okay, go!

STOP FIGHTING

>>50021388
>How to fix /jp/hu?
You don't, I unironically wish you all obnoxious retarded niggers killed yourselves

>keep encouraing 2hu discussion by asking questions related to the games, manga, characters and lore while simply ignoring the stuff you don't like
That's the point of the entire board, retard. We don't need your cancerous /v/ermin general for that.

>>50021738
I hate how this makes sense.

>>50021744
What combination of animals is Unzan?

How to fix /jp/hu:

Ban the mention of namefags (namefags themselves are fine and you can even interact with them, just don't say their names).
Ban imagelets.
Ban wordlets.
Implement threadly on-topic questions.
Make anchor posts for requests and deliveries.
End every post with "Ze".

>>50021757
oops all cum

>>50021759
What is a wordlet?

>>50021759
>anchor posts for requests and deliveries
Why?

>>50021747
I'll be a random villager shota.

I drive a sledgehammer into your skull crushing it instantly like an overripe watermelon.

>>50021716
Should be bigger

>>50021753
>That's the point of the entire board
Lol
Lmao

N

I think we need more drawfag worship
I think that would save the /'p/hu

>>50021747
Can I be the random stage background? I always self insert as stage backgrounds

>>50021782
Ok I'll start
I want to cum into tsundereanon's pussy, almost five thousand ml of semen spilled to her virgin and young womb, and when I feel like I have nothing left she will leglock me, causing me to dump in rapid fire another thousand ml directly into her, all of this is happening while we are having loud and wet sloppy kisses, her entire body will stiffen with electricity as she has came for the 650th time of the night

>>50021388
>>50021759
This will never happen, /jp/hu aka /v/hu made too many enemies over the years

>>50021814
you wont drive her out by larping as a creep
try a new strategy

who are the enemies

>>50021825
Fairies and ghosts.

>>50021824
That was no larp, and girls like it when you talk dirty

>>50021825
jaypiss (RIP)
waifuniggers
cookieniggers (RIP)
8keks
those permanent shitposters from /vg/
mustardLORD (RIP)
drawBETRAYERS

https://triviacreator.com/quiz/uQbdm3A
You should be able to solve this.

>>50021851
I don't know anything about touhou

>>50021854
Classic jaysissy

>>50021827
AyaJUDAS....

>>50021851
ZUN didnt make Broken Moon?

beat THIS

What do you mean Red Sanae doesn't live in the Moriya shrine

>>50021824
I genuinely feel sexually aroused by her though and I don't care what you think. If you aren't attracted to the idea of a cute girl drawing for you and posting with you then you're gay.

No you don't

HEY TSUNDEREANON
When are you making an OC like Salad?

>>50021814
>>50021915
Respectable.

>wants to banish a girl
>calls other gay
Hmmmmm.......

I want to banish Marisa

vanishingmarisad.png

>>50021955
>banish
schizofaggotanon...

Why are you all flaming raging faggots who do nothing but want to suck cock instead of fuck a woman?

>>50021968
Actually, I want to fuck both drawanon pussy and bussy

>>50021814
Remitranny... you're trying too hard

How many touhous are flaming raging faggots that want to have sex with human MALES instead of fucking a woman?

>>50021967
Readingcomprehensionincel...

Why does a series with a cast composed of nearly 97% female attracts so many flaming homosexuals anyway?

OMG REMITRANNY HI!!!!

I thought we all learned something from last thread...

>>50021979
>Readingcomprehension
Go back to r3ddit
>incel
Go back to r3ddit

Lotois mentioned!

She will fall for Merth
None of us stand a chance

>>50021982
Girls make people horny.
Touhou threads are full of men.
Being horny around men leads one thing to the other.

That's my theory at least.

Touched a nerve didn't I?

10 bucks says Juan is defending Remitranny because they ERP together in /trash/

>>50021381
kekypow!!!

>>50022007
I haven't been to /trash/ for a while and i still don't know who that is or how to identify him. Now i spend most of my days playing vidya and I'm currently working on more FW 1CCs

2000 bucks says it's tewisloppytoppy making fanfictions about random namefags again

>>50022027
Oh, suuuure you aren't

Sex with Reimu

>>50022007
No they don't, Juan became a cringe "born again" christcuck groyper that denounces porn and degeneracy.

>>50022042
by far the grossest 2hu you could have chosen, including the male ones.

>>50022042
Genji...

>>50022044
I still like both of those things, I'll just try to keep them to myself from now on.

your dick belongs to ME

>>50022051
IRA

>>50022052
the IRA is a terrorist organization.

>>50022044
Juan stop damage controlling just because you got caught, nobody is judging you(lol)

Why are these threads so FUN?

>>50021367 (OP)
>2hue bondage
Hoot

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING I'M GOING
I'M GOING TO
I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY CRY
I'M GOING TO CRY FOR REAL
I'M GOING TO CRY FOR REAL IRL
I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY CRY FOR REAL IRL

>>50022060
Always

>>50022003
Eiki-sama looks down on homosexuality.

>>50022063
Your line is that you're going to shit your diapey wtf is this

Stop being mikophobic

SAY THE LINE MARISAD

Thoughts?

>>50022096
I'm helpless and frustrated

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/mTDgAp5hLm
Guys, I found CCPBetrayer!

>>50022111
lmao ZUN can't write for shit, might as well let the AI do it.

>>50022111
>old-fashioned
MEIRA REFERENCE

>>50022116
DELETE THIS!!!

>>50022163
Here's an actual reference.

>>50022174
She got hit by the 5G waves

Do any images of Zun basedfacing exist? Asking for research purposes.

>>50022210
The fuck is basedfacing

>>50022216
I meant basedfaсіng

basedfencing is cooler

>>50022227
RapeApe tongue my anus

AJ YAS

Lotois...

Minoriko
Letty
Patchouli

>>50022257
wife
wife
asthma

>>50022257
Slampig
Braphog
The Gunt

Daiyousei
Koakuma
Lily White

Remember when Merth was cool and actually drew stuff for us instead of being our little attention whore?
I don't.

>>50021464
Shouldn't have laughed so hard at this reply, I apologize

>>50021702
oh yeah he did a really fucking good Nitori one I forgot to save, anyone wanna catbox it?

>>50021814
>virgin
LMFAO good one bro she already said on the meiracord that she has sex

>>50021851
This quiz fucking sucks, I loved that song for years before I even knew what Touhou was.

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY SEXUAL STUFF ABOUT TSUNDEREANON SHE'S JUST AN INNOCENT GIRL STAHP IIIITTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING A CREEEEEPPPP

>>50022528
Anon she draws porn...

barnacleboy...

>>50022530
fusu porn is cute though

holy crap lotois

You now remember Louise

you're lying, she never said that and you're not even in the meiracord

>>50021814
Ok let's say she gets pregnant.
Describe in detail the sperm flooding her womb, the sperm eggs fertilizing her eggs, and explain in detail how you will care for the children.

How about I be tsundere towards tsundereanon see how she feels then huh
Won't be so quirky then huh

If tsundereanon gave birth to your triplets what would you do next

>>50022570
Marry her I guess

>>50022574
What ring would you buy her? Where would you get married? Who will attend the ceremony?

If you all knew, bridges would be burnt. The sky would split. 100 (You)s will be given.

>>50021814
>>50022555
I wish a drawfag had the balls to draw her (oily & messy long jetblack hair, bags under her eyes and a slim build) getting creampied by nameless anons

I want to know.

>>50022596
her hair isn't black

>>50022612
I thought she was Kaguya

>>50022612
How do you know?

>>50022612
So she's real life Marisa? good, same deal with everything else

Please stop talking like that about my friend.

damn you really are getting desperate to drive her out at this point huh

>>50022628
How is giving her more attention supposed to drive her out?

didn't it turn out last time that Patrickautist was lying about the conch shell ball?

>>50022628
Either
>she gets the creeps, leaves /v/hu forever
>(((she))) likes the validation, and we find out that it's a tranny
>she does something outrageous like sending us nudes, tiddies, sharper in popper etc.
>she does something crazy for our entertainment
It's a win-win scenario

>>50022640
You forgot the other option, she doesn't do anything

>>50022646
Trust me, she will, they always, do especially here

>>50022628
Remitranny is so jealous of people that are more likeable than him it's pretty funny.

>>50022626
Didn't ask you Sharth

You didn't reply that to all my Squidward images so actually I won today.

>>50022655
You need to stop browsing /trash/, your brain is so full of coom that it's affecting your cognitive functions.

>>50022626
Merth youre a fucking idiot for allowing a tranny to groom you and become your friend and also an asshole for allowing them to steal money from anons not just allowing but encouraging it and shilling them you should be ashamed of yourself brother

Ok butt which 2hu wuld you butt fuck?

!!!

>>50022688
Merth

>>50022682
Remitranny please stop being jealous

this is so boring, where is the other Lotois redditvelation? the CWC art?

>>50022679
I'm just here for the thrill
And to let her know, I and other anons here have money to burn, just give us something will ya? You'll never have financial problems again if you do it, you'll have hundred of horny and lonely people after you giving you gifts
Also ditch your ""friends" they are keeping you down

>>50022708
what the actual fuck is wrong with you remitranny

1CCs? First 2hu game? Thoughts on ZUN's sense of humor?

>>50022708
Unironically touch grass.

I will 1CC tsunanon's pussy

>>50022708
Oh, what a bold plan, to see if it scares both Merth and Tsunanon in one fell swoop

Set up an onlyfans and I will make (You) full, tsunanon

>>50022726
Give up schizofaggotanon

>>50022726
It's working since Sharth barely posts here anymore :^)

>>50022708
I agree but just for hentai, keep drawing that!

>>50022708
i mean yeah i'd spend money on her

What does Benben have to do with it?

>it's not remitranny guys, see!
fucking retards

>>50022744
>remitranny is now using his wealth to simp for random people online
just how pathetic can "he" get

>>50022724
it has some tight patterns

I don't believe she's trans but the only fit anons are men, any girl on here is a landwhale.
You don't want to see any of that.

I have 2k to burn on Tsundereanon tits pics

Fuck off she's worth more than that

Sharth stop white knighting and let her share the goods

>>50022776
brown knighting*

2k no more or less.

>>50022786
No, that's if he was doing it to Juan

Don't let that distract you that aerd rapes his little sister and had been damage controlling it for months

what's wrong with that?

don't let this distract you from the fact that femboyreaper

why has no one asked what does merth's "gf" thinks about this whole thing? defending some random girl on the internet? donating her money? does she even know?

Guys i think someone is doing this on purpose

Holy crap Lotois, they're really tearing each other apart this time!

>>50022726
I don't give two fucks about her discord friends, my point stands, they are just dragging her down, have they done anything to help her out financially so she doesn't have to ask for donations again? nope, they are just noise trying to "protect" her, let her have some fun

>>50022719
Nothing new under the sun
Don't remember, it's a blur by now. I bulk downloaded 1st Gen games & IaMP. I did best in PCB back then.
I'll take it easy, maybe finish MS Normal
I like how casual the humor is.

what lack of erp does to a mf

>>50022824
Yeah but please stop calling me that.

>>50022835
Why do these charts use the same design/fonts as the UI in No More Heroes?

/jp/hus be like:

MoFuAAaaAaAAaaarks

Jaysissies be like:

>>50022817
The drawing style of Merth's "gf" is suspiciously similar to that of Yatsubrapper. Just putting that out there....

>>50022870
Why is Sanae so dumb?

>>50022884
post it

she has a higher iq than you, reipoo

Sanae didn’t even got through Nareko bruh

>>50022636
The krabby patty is making me really lustful!

Jojo

threads are gettin so stale I'd rather suicide bomb myself in /v/ with 2hu threads

B^]

I dont even play thouhou I just come to cause drama and repeat names

Phonepost

>>50022940
What does this have to do with tsunanon?

>>50022901
Sanae didn't get a riddle because Marishart told Nareko to just not let anyone in for any reason, Shartnae only gets in because Marisubmarine comes back to tell Naretard that Sissynae can handle the pyramid

>>50022940
Even the schizobabble got boring like a broken record
It's so repetitive

>>50022950
Can you repeat that without being a retard, please?

>>50022958
Your skin is brown and you are gay

>>50022958
Nah.png

Tsundereanon's tight wet 40° celsius pussy heats your dick like an oven

>>50021930
I've never felt compelled to have one here, I don't think it'd work all that well and it hasn't seemed like the wisest idea for now. I was excited to draw Salad because I thought she was a cute idea from Merth but I don't really have the need for one myself.
>>50022530
It could be better.
>>50022596
My hair is actually more of a dark and dirty brown color like Okuu's, but either than that this is a surprisingly accurate description. Used to have more of an obvious hime haircut too but that was years ago.
>>50022719
Came close to my first FW clear multiple times yesterday but Ariya kept getting me on either her penultimate or final spell card, the choke-outs were hilariously tragic. My first 2hu was EoSD and ZUN's humor has always felt just barely above newspaper comic-tier.

Marisissy' repugnant smelly 60° celsius diapey

I WANT TO CUM IN MARISISSY'S DIAPER

don't do that

No pussy is 40 degrees celsius dumbass, the average body temperature is 37

I'm not reading all of that fuck off blogtranny

>>50022997
I came to this post btw

My diapey is filled with SHIT instead of cum and I need my diapey changed immediately SAKUYA PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPEY it is filled with SHART and I shart it
I need
I need it filled with cum I NEED CUM SAKUYA IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW I NEED CUM

im drinking water

I'd rather read marisissy posts than this garbage

>>50023015
>No pussy is 40 degrees celsius du-
Bet.

now that the redditniggers are shitposting the Alice thread post a stunning revelation

remicutie my wife

>>50023070
you made me check a jaypiss thread fuck you

who's the new vocaroofag? sounds like a sissy

To hell with this fucking shit, I'd rather do a DDC lunatic no bomb run with SakuyaB than post in this thread, I'd rather play through every UDoALG campaign back to back than sharing a space with you shitload of fucks, I'd rather attempt a PoDD 1cc run where i beat Yumemi on the first attempt with a dagger on my back than to waste my breath on you assholes.

/jp/? MORE LIKE /JPIECEOFDIARRHEA/

i dont care

>>50023161
Maybe we should play terraria again.

>>50023161
Gartic?

Does Tsundereanon ACTUALLY have a 40 degrees vagoo? Discuss.

touhou?

>>50023204
I think every single /v/hu should act like Akyuu here. Full prudiness.

>>50022940
What does this have to do with Tewi's BFC-BigFutaCock that she slaps tables with?

>>50023204
WTF HOW DARE THAT OLD DIRTY HAG TRY TO CORRUPT POOR SUZU AND KYUUN LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

>>50023204
>>50022825
>>50022761
>>50022727
>>50022708
>>50022640
>>50022570
>>50021915
>>50021814
For the record, all of this is made by a tranny who's jealous of a biological female which I think is really funny

>>50023294
>If a tranny sees a female they make tons of creepy messages to try and get them to leave so they can be the only "female" around
>If you say things a tranny doesn't like they either sperg out in the thread or Kirk you
Is coexistence with Remitranny possible?

>>50023294
all of those posts were made by hamburgerherlper you fucking retard

blameeverythingonremitrannybot...

Can you guys shut up? I just lost a 1cc.

>>50023235
Who

>>50023317
her name is Mierdabot

>>50023294
>>50023310
>>50023312
>remitrannyattentionwhore trying to force himself into random posts again
you will never be a woman

>>50023294
Ween or Tranny. Call it.

>>50023338
This is how I look reading through all this

does she

>>50023319
Don't worry Anon, keep trying. You will improve and you will overcome.

remitranny killed my dog and raped my mother.
proof? well you'll just have to trust me on this one

>>50021699
>Can youkai bleed?
No. If the could, that would mean they could die, and youkai dont die, not that way at least.
Satori was impaled by Flandre and there was no blood, bitch is made of Aerith.

When is tsundereanon going to have lesbian sex

>>50021699
Satori gets penetrated by flan in CDS and I don't think she bled

>>50022997
>and ZUN's humor has always felt just barely above newspaper comic-tier.
That's the charm point of it!

>>50023371
Hi Remitranny! Did you remember to dilate today?

add that to the trigger list

The ween problem is unbearable

What's your blood type?
I'm B+

I don't know my blood type.

Enough

>>50023376
Doesn't mean it's inherently bad, he just sort of comes off as much more of a dork than he intends to at times and it only gets more quaint with age.

>>50023419
Are you sure?

>>50023421
whos the other blonde besides Alice

She admitted to being bisexual when is tsundereanon going to have hot sweaty lesbian sex

>>50023446
Have you felt any safer since your xisters took out Charlie Kirk?

>>50023461
KWAB

>>50023461
Not sure what this accusation is supposed to be about.

>> 500234461
You're trying too hard, please be less... weeny in the future.

>>50023461
a republican acked Kirk out btw

>>50023445
Byakuren.

If your favorite 2hu became pocket sized and your property, what would you do to her?

>>50023497
Looks more like Parsee to me with the scarf and shorter haircut

>>50023499
She's going in my ass.

Guys, what if Remitranny was Parseestalker? It legit explains so much

post it

>>50023510
>Remitranny is a ween to not only chase off any females but also guys who can pass as a better female than Remitranny
lmao

>>50022149
yeah it was him
i wouldnt be surprised if hes still shitposting to cause trouble because that event mindbroke him

>>50023546
....No? I never DMd anyone.

>>50023551
Ew the pedo is back

Less shitposting more lesbians please

>>50023551
Why are you still alive? Why are you still here? Aren't there any bridges where you live to jump off of?

>>50023555
>>50023559
>>50023566
A part of me wants to clear up stuff but the other part wants to keep the meme going since it's very funny.

>>50023570
How do you clear up being a pedophile
Why do you think being a pedophile is funny
I hope you're European so this image makes sense

>>50023570
Please rope yourself pedophile. And stop harassing our women and women (male).

mmmmmm where dem tewibabies at

>>50023571
The difference between the two has never been more obvious...

>>50023570
So you play roblox a lot right

>>50023578
Just to make sure we're talking about the same thing: What did i say that made the whole thread label me as a pedo? I know what it was but i need to learn if you know about it.

>>50023502
nah its probably Byak, early art made her blonde because people thought her purple hair was lightning from her sutra

porple

>>50022884
What drawing?

>>50023408
I also don't know my blood type. But I did a blood test today.
>>50023374
Which touhou would you penetrate?

ˢʰʰ... ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖ...

>>50023789
W A K E U P ! ! !

>>50023778
Left arm or right arm?
Are you afraid of needles?
Does it hurt or are you used to it?

>>50023606
Is this nigga trying to facts and logic his way out of being a pedophile

>>50023805
>Left arm or right arm?
Right arm
>Are you afraid of needles.
Yes. But worse is blood. I am absolutely terrified of being poked for my own blood even in a controlled environment.
The people who do it already know me (I do a blood test every 3 months or so) and they force me to sit down and chill for about 10 minutes every time I go because it nauseates and makes me dizzy.
>Does it hurt or are you used to it.
It hurts in my head, my brain yells at me to get up and run away as soon as it pokes me. I am used to it by now but it doesn't make the process any easier.

>>50023818
He's unironically "erm, actually"ing us

You're right, i concede... I am a pedo. All along, I've been part of a certain discord group to make the thread worse and "lusting over children" was part of their master plan to create more enemies. I will submit myself to the authorities right now. Farewell anons, don't forget to lock your doors.

>>50023551
>>50023570
>>50023606
...

>>50023461
Mikoxisters are now officially a designated terrorist group.

should a man be fit, fat, or skinny? what about women, should they be fit, fat, or skinny?
discuss. this relates to touhou somehow, i'm sure.

I'm leaving to LA tomorrow japhu so I won't be able to shitpost. Should be back Tuesday so don't be too sad. Make sure you remember to turn the oven off once you are done using it or else we might get evicted again.

>>50024018
Kill yourself nigga lmao

Has any other Touhou game been this topical? Closest thing that comes to mind is PoFV happening because of a tsunami in Japan or whatever.

>>50024074
ZUN can't into subtleness anymore

This on-the-nose political commentary about whatever ZUN is thinking at this moment really shows his age

>>50024074
>>50024094
What’s wrong with it? PoFV did the same thing
Don’t tell me it’s because it’s Le AI that it is somehow controversial?

Marrying tsunanon

>>50024103
It's fucking boring and poorly done. Someone post the meme of Touhou in each era.

>>50024151
Remitranny have you touched grass today?

>>50022997
Would you give me a blowjob for 3,000 USD?

Remember when Remitranny was also obsessed on driving out Tewimom and made the fat meme in hopes it'd scare her away just because she was confirmed to be a... "femoid"?

>>50024074
ZUN! is just the Japanese South Park. Touhou 21 will be about Labubus and Tralalero Tralala

Why is Remitranny so uppity today?

>>50024172
Can we at least like...have a nice dinner somewhere or something first? Are those guys that thought Burger King would be a good pick still around?

>>50024074
WBaWC is a topical game, just that its message is intemporal. The animal realm and its more futuristic, advanced architecture ruled by survival of the fittest is a general statement on how conflict & competition breeds advancements at the cost of inequalities.
It's only that a project driven by a single game for almost 30 years shifts & evolves. It's pretty interesting to get a glimpse of an "author" evolving, from media driven, to caught up by societal norms, with an evergrowing knowledge of his own culture and means to use them as vessels for stories. It is sometimes done with the subtlety of a brick, but I think it can be interesting to think about.
Given the trajectory of otaku media & mainstream media, I feel like ZUN leaving it to anyone else without clear instructions is a monkey's paw in the making. Remakes, asspulls to revisit fan favorites like multiverses, reshaping the cast to cater to ronery otakus (leave that to artists), and that's just scratching the surface.

>>50024188
>It's only that a project driven by a single game for almost 30 years shifts & evolves.
I meant to say It's only fair that a project driven by a single man for almost 30 years shifts & evolves.
I had a stroke.

>>50024185
Fuck yeah, you're a cheap whore, aren't you? You make me so goddamn horny

>>50024185
I mean as long as a blowjob is guaranteed at the end of it, sure! I'd give you anything you like. Burger king? In-n-out? Whataburger? Cracker barrel? You name it.

... Why are remitranny and patchypedo erping?

>>50024242
Thank you Anon

>>50024243
the BBC headline always makes me kek

>>50024242
Yuuka Remilia Junko(?) and Ariya

Who is the least posted 2hu in /jp/hu?

>>50024188
>WBaWC is a topical game, just that its message is intemporal
Personally I don't have the biggest issue with how ZUN's worldly subject of the week was covered in FW but I will agree that timelessness is a huge factor in keeping a message relevant and engaging without alienating those that'd immediately just start calling you preachy. That and subtlety of course but that ground's already been covered.
I'm curious to know what you might think in terms of how FW's overall story and related themes could've maybe been done better then? Or at least better in the ways others believe it could've been, the question is open to anyone really. WBaWC is a great example of a recent ZUN game that managed to do what it did pretty smoothly, if it was just as intemporal then could it have even still worked as it stands?
>I feel like ZUN leaving it to anyone else without clear instructions is a monkey's paw in the making
Also agreed, but what would those "clear instructions" even look like then? You're losing something in the end no matter what when you take out the original guy but it probably wouldn't be as simple as just jotting down a few key themes/ideas.
>>50024235
If anons must know what kind of burgerslop I prefer then I'll at least say I like In-n-Out the most but would get why it might seemed overhyped by anyone who isn't able to try it or isn't a fan. They have really good milkshakes though.

>>50024276
Hey mister, do you want In-and-Out?

>>50024270
Ubame?

>>50024270
I have not seen one single post about Tojiko yet, fucking Orange has more fans on /jp/ regularly than the radish ghost girl

>>50024294
>Taosissy Mima two
I can see why

>>50024294
I like tojiko, I didn't draw her yet but I did make an edit of her with big boobs once.

HEY MERTH

What's wrong?

2hus that cant stop sucking cock?

/jp/hu meetup
https://files.catbox.moe/rcxevg.mp4

I want to watch Frasier now thanks to Merth desu

>>50022719
Idk why I'm drawn to this newhu, I don't find her attractive and I think her design is whack but I like her vibes

What would you do if you found out another /jp/hu was mentally unstable and rabbit punched themself every other day?

>>50021824
Imagine unironically calling someone a creep on 4chan

I would call you out for being a female but considering how sissy /v/hu anons are you could very well be a sissy /v/hu

>>50024429
Seiga, the kitsunes, probably some other Taoists. In Taoism semen is thought to contain vital life essence, and fox spirits were believed to sometimes turn into women to have sex with men and steal this life essence. Sex was the meeting of male and female, where the male's jing would be lost through ejaculation and exchanged for the women's qi. Thus, masturbation was considered a form of self harm for depleting jing without gaining a women's qi, and cunnilingus was a sacred act for gaining a women's qi without depleting jing. So Seiga Kaku, the wicked hermit, could conceivably be engaging in sex acts with men that cause ejaculation in order to steal their vital essence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_spirit#Traditions (SFW)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices (NSFW)

>>50024481
uh

>>50024462
what is happening

komeiji sissyfication

>>50024471
Cute reddit spacing sis

jphu meetup

>>50024498
Where's Meira

>>50024498
me besides Suika

>>50024294
Because despite Orange being a nothing character that died, some people are drawn over her design and becomes their hypeman through drawings, I know some artists in twitter do and then there's that other drawfag which loves Orange.

>>50024525
People eat orange every day. Orange, like all the gods, died to give us life. We must eternally give thanks to her sacrifice.

>>50024525
There's a somewhat low amount of redheads. This might jump at you right away but if you do projects like drawing every 2hu you'll find out you burn through the redheads pretty cute.
That's a niche in and of itself, and her color scheme is neat. The prevalence of yellow makes her design click with me more than her main comparison (Meiling).
Decoration Battle is probably my favorite Stage 1 boss theme in PC-98 too.

>>50024559
>Decoration Battle is probably my favorite Stage 1 boss theme in PC-98 too.
That's a low bar considering there are only 2 others

I like shingyokus theme

>>50024559
3, I was counting Shingyoku, Rika & Sara.
Shingyoku may be Stage 5 but the two of them are the 1st boss.

HEY MERTH
Which PC98 girl do you obsess over?

stop treating merth like a zoo animal

>>50024559
>There's a somewhat low amount of redheads
Shingyouku SoEW Marisa Kotohime Yumemi Orange Meiling Komachi Orin Sekibanki Hecatia
Kind of weird we havent had a new redhead since LoLK

>>50024585
You forgot Junko

>>50024559
For each their own, I guess.
She didn't really leave any strong opinions on me, just that she looked like a silly weakling stuck between looking like a cross of a saturday cartoon one-off villain and fast-food chain mascot and her outfit didn't help one bit.

>>50024585
joonforgotten...
>Kind of weird we havent had a new redhead since LoLK
joonsuperforgotten...

>>50024588
>>50024597
These are both blonde.

>>50024597
Gingers aren't redheads to me either, otherwise it adds these two & the Suzer

>>50024471
Ween

Redhead means g*nger
Just say red hair if you're talking about actual red haired 2hus

Nah

>>50024607
Hallo
It's in a month from now
Time flies huh?

>>50024613
What does Yatsuhashi have to do with it? She's a boring brown haired girl

Joon is strawberry blonde theres like two ginger 2hus total with Junk and Whosuzu

>>50024626
Does parseecosplayer really look like this?

Nah

>>50024626
Mspaintanon it isn't the 90's anymore. No one has a computer screen like that

>>50024559
I do wonder why that Meirafag likes Meira now, what's his reasoning
I don't know much about him but he makes me curious

you know why

>>50024656
The number 1 reason someone would like Meira is her hatred of yuri. So Meira is "based"
Otherwise it's probably just the ponytail samurai girl and Yamato Nadeshiko fetishes

>>50024656
I still have this saved from way back, not sure if it's even the right one since there's too many words and I don't want to read

>>50024666
What the fuck am I reading

>>50024675
mental illness

What is tsundereanon's bmi

My name is Alice. Uh...I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist.

>>50024666
I remember there was another screencap

>>50024694
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/625634754/#625694625
I didn't find the screencap itself but did remember him talking about Inuyasha

>>50024675
I wish I could be a mom :(

>>50024689
you are like really cool wtf

>>50024697
things were so much better back then
BRING ME BACK FUCK

>>50024689
Facts.

>>50024679
My original filename was "meiranword mental illness" but I didn't want to risk a ban and I'm past the phase of trolling myself

>>50024659
i wouldn't be surprised if 4chan drawfags by this point have contributed to at least a quarter of Meira's fan art

>>50024720
Paintsuhashi is a totally different character at this point

Meira Clown.

>>50024720
need a vhu wife to do this to me

>>50024666
i remember that guy, was he also the first anon to post "meira balls"? i wonder how much of the original meira posting was his doing

>>50024723
Maybe I'll dress up as a clown for halloween. What are you dressing up as for halloween, anon? Surely you don't me to tell me you won't dress up at all?

Everyone in this thread should dress up as a clown for Halloween KEKYLOL

>>50024726
I tried to find a Jacketko cosplay online but nobody is selling one.

>>50024732
I don't need to dress up as a clown because I'm already a fvrking joke...

>>50024666
>>50024697
So from what I understand now, he's a really passionate waifufag

>>50024733
my dick would snap in two

>>50024666
>>50024697
whatever happened with that SoEW """""translation"""""" he was coming up with to prove his headcanons

>>50024732
We'll have a big /jp/ dress up halloween party! Everyone will cosplay! We'll bring snacks and candy! We can make mad scientist punch and decorate cookies! The drawfags can take turns drawing spooky monsters! The gamers can play the spookiest fangames on a big flatscreen TV! The schizos can tell spooky stories around a campfire! The /jp/ girls(male) can all dress up slutty and get railed in the back room!

What is the drawfag relationship chart?

I miss futaanon

I cum everytim

>>50024743
Maridiaperanon can take a fat dump on the floor and bring poop themed candy!

>>50024742
IIRC said something about someone from a group of translators being missing and is waiting for them to return since the original was ran through google translate or something

>>50024743
I'm bringing these candies they're awesome
what about you?

I really don't get the hate on Meirafag still, even less now thanks to the screencap

Let me guess, you don't get the hate for Takanefag either

>>50024761
It's one grudging retard

>>50024697
found the screencap

>>50024764
Yeah, I don't because they did discuss game stuff instead of aggressively trying to drive posters away

Holy shit Lotois

this is your mindset

you CAN'T post that

Remitranny stop forcing that meme.

>>50024761
He hates himself tho (no sex and all that)

Mierdabot out of nowhere

>>50024756
I will bring mad scientist punch. The way I was taught was to use fruit punch, rainbow sherbert ice cream, gummy worms, and dry ice for fog. Your candy will be a hit with the Chen cosplayers.

>>50024785
Lotois...

>>50024768
What kind of brain damage leads to..........whatever this is?

>>50024792
Lack of pussy*

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/KEqWAAP7y1
lmao

>>50024792
Remitranny...

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/TWDI8J68Hv
Kek!

>>50024800
He actually wishes that passion was directed to erping with him for sure.

>>50024809
ugh ok fine i'll erp with you remiliatranny just this once

The blameeverythingonremitrannybot reminds of the snoy eric bot on vee

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/2JyozjbptG
Deehehehehe!

Why does remitranny squirm so much upon being called out? Really makes one think...

Tewifatty I know you're shitposting because everyone drove you out since nobody likes you not even drawfags anymore but can you like tone it down a bit and go take care of youd children instead, thanks

I'm so bored, what should I do?

>>50024824
watch Transformers Animated

>>50024824
clear your favorite 2hu game
doesnt matter if its a repeat 1cc

2hus for this feel

>>50024833
OK Miss, but you all better have some funny posts for me when I come back.

>>50024838
Alice!

The Great Grape

I wish someone would call me Miss, that would make me really happy

ok but why did you post miko

It's miko Monday

Miss All Sunday

Carney "disappointed" as Trump

Lotois

this is funny picture for when Anon 1ccs his favorite game
Gambatte Anon.

I tried Mystic Square, Marisa on easy mode. Run ended when I died on Shinki's last attack after using all my continues.

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/bOaEej9gcH
They're so funny!

stop with this shit lotois

am i weird if i like collars and leashes?

Kogasa whores herself out to smelly bald ojii-sans because she wants to be useful badly

>>50024987
this but it is you cosplaying Kogasa

Why is Meirafag obsessed with a redditor

>>50024995
What cosplayer would do this?

OMG REMITRANNY HI!

Why did poopschizofag stop posting now?

>>50024987
I want to ERP this scenario. I will be Kogasa.

!!!!!!!

test

Fucking remitranny I hate that bitch

just fucking die already remitranny you piece of shit you fucking bitch just fucking die i fucking hate you die die die die remitranny bitch

>>50025017
No
you'll be reisen
I'll be Junko

>>50025016
it was penisfartanon pretending to be him

Hello /v/hu, /jp/hu and everyone! I have finally decided to create the meirachan. For the past few months I have missed innumerable episodes of Merth & Friends while working on this project
BEHOLD:

Meirachan.org (coming soon!)

Also
>>49705021
HEY BITCH I DID IT, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR POST A BANNER FOR MY SITE MUHAHAHAHA!

Thank you for reading my development blog, you may not unsubscribe.

>>50025281
wow, it's ass

>>50025281
I do NOT trust you with my IP

>>50025281
Is this safe? Will I get doxed?

>>50025335
it's run by ayapervert, your info is safe

>>50025303
you prefer to trust the 4chan mods with your IP instead of your trusty fellow /v/hu friend?
>>50025335
I am trying to figure out how to implement anti-spam measures so it doesn't get overrun by bots if goes up, other than it's safe as far as I can tell. No one can see your IP except me because I'm the admin of course, but you do trust me, right?

>>50025383
To trust you, I need to know something about you.
Tell me a fun fact about yourself.

>>50025407
I'm gay

>>50025281
I checked and the domain has already been taken

>>50025444
Fvark i'm a retard i got confused by the domain ownership page that it was some other site

>>50025407
>fun fact
I am the original Orangeposter
>>50025444
It was me who took it

>>50025474
And I am the original
Starwalker

What do you guys think about meirachan's logo? It was inspired by meira balls from SoEW and 4chan of course

>>50025543
>basing logo on cuckchan
lol
kek

Why not Yocchan?
It's a pun. Like Yotsu means 4 in Japanese.

Bring me Yotsuchan right NOW

o ma gad

I'm going to Alice, alcoholism be damned

I've had a very busy morning and need a little break. Can you post the 7th picture in your 2hu folder? Bonus points if you also post the last song you listened to.

>>50025853
this gay little dance is pissing me off

>>50025853
NO PANTIES!!!!!!!!

sex

>>50025869
i have no touhou folder so i'll post a random image
https://shitwankrecords.bandcamp.com/album/poo-secrets

What's the consensus on lewding Cirno?

>>50025869
what if i seperate my folder into subfolders?

What if I separate my folder into subfolders

>>50025937
7th pic from your 7th subfolder then.

>>50025935
fully acceptable

>>50025953
mystic square

Sarai
Lotouise
Alipiss
[insert Yuki meme]
Mai "got your foreskin" balls
Blonde Sakuya
Alipiss' mom
Alipiss with the "cunny of alice/gay sex/ur a faget/the comprehensive guide to sex" book

>>50025869
The Agony - Deltron 3030
Hope you have a better day ahead, anon.

I think I'm in love with Meiranon

>>50026074
We know, Lotois.

We know, merth

>>50021388
There is no turning back now, there's just going lower and lower

>>50025543
It's perfect.

>>50025281
Congratulations on the creation of a new gay gloryhole spot but I think most are quite comfortable being social rejects here.

>>50026100
Who was in the wrong here?

What is the avergae /v/hu anon's bmi

Can we get a live update on the Meiracord?

leak ze meiracord chats

>>50026350
Movie night soon

futas with erectile dysfunction

>>50026350
They have been on full panic mode since yesterday after anon tried to buy her out, mostly talking about how she shouldn't sell herself like that and yadda yadda

uh oh

>>50026350
I have dirt but was asked not to share, keeping it to myself for now.

>>50026441
What anon? Buying out? Did this happen on the Discord or on here?

>>50026472
Read the thread

futa cock stink

how are the nuhus doing

>>50026565
Yuiman 400
Ariya 355
Nina 261

>>50026441
>>50026471
It's so easy to know when Remitranny starts posting, you should get a tripcode up next.

Holy Fvark!

>>50026639
i say this

WHO IS REMITRANNY

>>50026639
AYAPERV IS BACK?!?!

bwuh

>>50026587
Nyo........

Mertha
Reisendad (also known as Reisendryrimmy)
Photoshopanon
301
Hatateprude
Lolidemon
Uahder
Benbenloyalist
USpublicfigure
Juana
Koakumamilfhunter
Yanderepublicfigure
Rikastraight
Shinmystraight
Flancis

>>50026670
6

EAT it.

I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!
I am not crazy! I know he made those posts. I knew it was post 275. Thirty-five before the bump limit. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. H-He covered his tracks, he got that homosexual spic to cover for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse.
THOSE chyna spams are you telling me that they happen to get to spammed out of nowhere like that?
NO! HE orchestrated it! REMITRANNY!

>>50026646
It's made up, they don't exist and if they do they've never posted here

OMG REMIBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside?

>>50026726
Bee

>>50026726
my anus

>>50026726
Rocks you have to climb on in modern videogames

>>50026739
Bees are yellow and black on the outside.
>>50026745
Even if you stopped wiping your ass, there's nothing you can do to not make your insides red/pinkish.
>>50026747
Good one but wrong.

Clue: Money, wheels and a salute are involved.

>>50026726
A chigger (chink nigger)

I like to watch Alf

barnacleboy...

>>50026726
Taxis in first world countries.

>>50026860
CORRECT!! Taxis are indeed yellow on the outside and black on the inside. There's some 3rd world countries where they're the same but I'll let it pass this time.

>>50026871
Ive never seen a yellow taxi in my life. Taxis in USA as Ive seen them are more comparable to the public transport of my shithole.
t. thirdwolder

>>50026860
...I don't live in a first world country...?

>>50026878
Depends on the shithole. This is a picture of peruvian taxis, for example.

>>50026888
Interesting, never seen that model of car before. How do they work? You step in a side of the road, wave your hand, board them and they take you where you need?
>>50026883
No.

2hus who ask you to find her pages?

>>50026908
>You step in a side of the road, wave your hand, board them and they take you where you need?
Yeah. Some taxi drivers even play music (usually the bad kind).

>>50026921
I see, well, maybe my country is the weird one then, here taxies are basically Uber before Uber, you go to a specific place or call a specific number and you tell them where you want to go.
Public transport that follows a specific route is where you wave your hand for.

>>50026932
You can also call taxis via a number where i live, usually when you're in a hurry or if it's hard to spot them nearby, plus you can also find them in specific places like airports and malls. Basically the same as your case except they also roam a lot of streets in the city and you can do the hand signal to see if they're free.

>>50026963
KoiSHIT!

>>50026965
>you can do the hand signal to see if they're free
This sounds perverted. I hope you don't actually do this

man
i love
meira

>>50027220
mim?

>>50027225
a

Who's the biggest KWAB in all of /v/hu herstory?

Candidates - reason:
-103 - got bullied out of /v/hu, swore to leave 4chan forever but still came crawling back
-Tewiavatarfag schizo - trapped and betrayed in empty /v/ threads, never liked by anyone anyway
-Patchopedo - disavowed even by the hardcore shitposters, bullied out of the thread
-Aerd - also a pedo, disavowed by all the other drawfags
-Ayapervert - bullied out of /v/hu, went to cry to a dead alt-chan
-mspaintraitor - bullied by the /jp/ natives for being a /v/tard
-Remitranny - so hated it's the monster of the week
-Shotacuck - his art is so repulsive and his fetishes so degenerate he got bullied of of /v/
-CCPposter/Chinadiaperschizo - hated by the jannies so hard they ban him on sight

>>50027241
all of those are one person tho

>>50027241
>bullied out of the thread
I'm still here.

>>50027241
I'm so glad my hero yatsutraitor isn't in the list

>>50027266
Hey, can you like, shut up?

>>50027288
Ok.

>>50027241
I'm so glad my hero merth isn't in the list

>>50027241
I'm so glad I'm not on this list

sakuya come closer I wanna tell you something

>>50027314
mm? What is it darling?

>>50027241
>disavowed by all the other drawfags
Untrue, though they're both on the list 103 drew for aerd meaning 103 is fine with pedophilia and child murder

Didn't merth had a meltdown over normalfags finding out he draws porn?

>>50027320
*mwaah*