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Anonymous No.50028810 >>50028906 >>50029209 >>50029309 >>50030312
JAV Thread #1377
Mei The Force Be With You Edition

FAQ:
https://jav.now.sh/
Delisted thread:
>>50014502
Anonymous No.50028814
Anonymous No.50028816
>>50026791
Is this nano banana? Could you give me the prompt please?
Anonymous No.50028818
Anonymous No.50028820 >>50029544
>>50028630
>wow bitch body perfect just like animes
>https://pics.dmm.co.jp/digital/video/sone00962/sone00962jp-11.jpg

Ok they photoshopped her breasts a little but she's still 100% natural head to toe.
Anonymous No.50028898 >>50029350 >>50029473
are there any tall oppai monsters?
Anonymous No.50028901
Skelly Suzu Matsuoka makes her erotic factor decreased by a lot
Her newer movies no longer hoard-worthy
Anonymous No.50028906 >>50029078
>>50028810 (OP)
she's perfect, she's just good at everything. She knows how to use her tits, suck a cock, it's great.
Anonymous No.50028962 >>50028987
>two days until the weekend
>two days until the gacha rules drop
i'm not ready
Anonymous No.50028987 >>50029000
>>50028962
Who is organising this round of gacha? Didn't the previous guy die? How are we sure it's not an imposter?
Anonymous No.50029000 >>50029050
>>50028987
it's going to be alt-wars from the very beginning but we have no way of dealing with alts without destroying the very nature of this board
Anonymous No.50029048
GOAT
Anonymous No.50029050 >>50029198
>>50029000
So it's not the same guy? Then there is no way to retain your name from the first gacha. Only the original guy had the passphrases used to secure the names.
Anonymous No.50029071 >>50029125
No new gacha can take away my wives.
Anonymous No.50029078
>>50028906
What's her best reipu?
Anonymous No.50029125
>>50029071
Never forget the blatant abuse of power by gacha-tyrant when he forcefully seized the wives of numerous sirs.

He did not have clear proof that all of them were illegitimately claimed too, apart from that one retard who got caught because he used the same passphrase for his main and alternate account.
Anonymous No.50029135
i need a jav where being abused is considered badass like imagine a worker makes a mistake involving a client and the stern female boss has to apologize by getting stark naked and bowing like picrel and then gets spits on or pissed on or stepped or is just insulted and this is portrayed as "girlbossing"
continue a girl is just walking down the street but some skitzo says you looked at me you're clearly a slut and she says stays unfazed and says that is not true in a cold manner the guy loses his shit and screams at her suck his chinpo and so she does while he hurls insults at her like you're just a bitch who judges men by their looks and she then she just walks toward her destination because that's the norm in the world of this jav
Anonymous No.50029143
good morning sirs. please enjoy beatutiful japanese breasts today
Anonymous No.50029187 >>50029374
my beloved
Anonymous No.50029198
>>50029050
i think it's the same guy
but imagine if this was some honeypot operation to steal sirs passwords in a fake gacha in order for him to rig the real gacha if the og oatmeal returned
Anonymous No.50029209
>>50028810 (OP)
Mei is such a qt3.14, I love her
Anonymous No.50029227
what is the most "women are whores" jav youve ever seen?
Anonymous No.50029300
https://x.com/SUBHAMS44045903/status/1967827411464228972
Anonymous No.50029309 >>50029320
>>50028810 (OP)
Mei transfers to Moodyz fucking when?
Anonymous No.50029320 >>50029448 >>50031438
>>50029309
Hopefully never I want a new Saki collab
Anonymous No.50029350
>>50028898
?
Anonymous No.50029374
>>50029187
>spitting
she should be swallowing. she needs the extra calories
Anonymous No.50029395
umi so skelly but still so cute is the secret really all in the face?
Anonymous No.50029396
are rena miyashita's areolae growing?
Anonymous No.50029410
Tell me Anon, which javletd do you think have done prison time? We've all heard the speculation that jav moids have interesting pasta so to speak, but the women can't be all that different.
Anonymous No.50029448 >>50030752
>>50029320
[wilted flower emoji]
Anonymous No.50029473 >>50029480
>>50028898
the village always ignores all my questions because i am zainichi dalit
Anonymous No.50029477
Why are they so fond of putting pictures of blown-out assholes on the covers
Anonymous No.50029480
>>50029473
I don't know any, because tall girls usually quit fast and the ones that aren't sticks are rarer.
Anonymous No.50029512 >>50029516
kek
https://x.com/tofb2010/status/1968709314115195125
Anonymous No.50029516 >>50029524
>>50029512
can't open it :/
Anonymous No.50029524 >>50029526
>>50029516
im sorry for ur lots
Anonymous No.50029526
>>50029524
post it in a catbox sir
I want to see!
Anonymous No.50029531
cute!
Anonymous No.50029544 >>50029551
>>50028820
nice palms
Anonymous No.50029551
>>50029544
youre 1 sick fuck
Anonymous No.50029573 >>50029649 >>50031295
very GOOK
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758270698932444.webm
Anonymous No.50029609 >>50029719 >>50030718
please respond
>>50025098
>>50025468
i need her name
Anonymous No.50029613 >>50029625
https://x.com/Hitomi_official/status/1749602581591278040
i dont believe her
Anonymous No.50029623 >>50029774
Anonymous No.50029625
>>50029613
bitch is a has bean nobirdy gift a FUCK abouter no mo!
Anonymous No.50029649
>>50029573
the GOAT
Anonymous No.50029719 >>50029843
>>50029609
croc
Anonymous No.50029774
>>50029623
i don't trust that bulge!
Anonymous No.50029843
>>50029719
I don't get it, why does the filter stay on her all the time?
Anonymous No.50029894 >>50029995
Kana Yura should be forced to film something like mum079
Anonymous No.50029995
>>50029894
Man prime Ichigo was amazing, the way she took dicks up her butthole was amazing
Anonymous No.50030197
>JUTA-174
kek, wtf
They removed almost a whole decade from Akasaka Runa's age and redebuted her as a 51yo married bus tour guide (made her face super creepy too with those contact lenses).
Her actual background is way funnier.
https://www.ameba.jp/profile/general/runtam-47/
>I received a mysterious power from a pendant containing the ashes of the late FBI psychic investigator Jim Watson, entrusted to me by his secretary, Suzuki, in his will. It is through this power that I am able to perform card healing.
>I am a third-generation Korean, descended from a vice general in South Gyeongsang Province.
Dude is scammer who came to Japan and used this psychic investigator bullshit to bang hags
https://www.esp-jimwatson.org/
But of course, being a psychic healer evidently doesn't pay her much, so this is her main job
https://madam-rose.net/therapist/45680
Anonymous No.50030220 >>50030440 >>50031295
She's too adorable.
Anonymous No.50030312 >>50030358 >>50031000
>>50028810 (OP)
Alright lads, recommend me some new busty JAV girls, preferably G cup and up
Anonymous No.50030358
>>50030312
we're too close to gacha, sorry
Anonymous No.50030440
>>50030220
what the fuck
i was so confused

this looks like the ayylien but not malnourished
Anonymous No.50030718 >>50030729
>>50029609
>>50028790
Anonymous No.50030729 >>50030841
>>50030718
nah the village elders told me that's the egg containment thread and that I shouldn't go there
JAV Thread !.TnPnt2.bo No.50030752
>>50029448
Anonymous No.50030760 >>50031036
beeg
Anonymous No.50030768 >>50031036 >>50033088
Anonymous No.50030779 >>50031036
Anonymous No.50030841
>>50030729
This is Miho Nana aka croc
Anonymous No.50031000
>>50030312
Babepedia and JAV-Forum exist
Anonymous No.50031033 >>50031061 >>50032726
>>50027820
It's a busy year at work, I can't sirpost as much as I would like to and hagposting has been at a all time low since you went dark after the 4chan hack. What happened? Let me guess it's a quasi/true hag? Are you back for good? In case you missed it my lil' rat is coming back !
Anonymous No.50031036
>>50030779
>>50030768
>>50030760
perfect slampigs
Anonymous No.50031043
never ever
Anonymous No.50031061
>>50031033
>the way she speaks with his tongue still slightly in her mouth
AAAAAA IM GONNA MADOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.50031125 >>50031142
Our girl's in Thailand
Anonymous No.50031142 >>50031256 >>50031276
>>50031125
>Our girl
you tryna share?
Anonymous No.50031144 >>50031200 >>50031601
I will never get over this. I am an old fag and now pretty much all my favorite actress are gone. Who will be next?
Anonymous No.50031200
>>50031144
>Akarin and Aipan
The River Ganges calls my name...
Anonymous No.50031256
>>50031142
She's not mine to give, but she's mine to take.
Anonymous No.50031276
>>50031142
I'll just watch, sir.
Anonymous No.50031295
>>50029573
eggscellent work

>>50030220
he is just like me, enjoying beatoufil japanese breasts
Anonymous No.50031438 >>50032361
>>50029320
okay both should transfer to moodyz then
Anonymous No.50031509 >>50031631 >>50031672 >>50031947 >>50031981 >>50032039
The people need Dream Woman vol. 100!
Anonymous No.50031529 >>50031536
Anonymous No.50031536 >>50031542
>>50031529
Anonymous No.50031542 >>50031556
>>50031536
Anonymous No.50031548 >>50031735
best suzu honjou movies?
Anonymous No.50031556 >>50031567
>>50031542
>retrarided at 27
so is that Aipan or Akarin:?
Anonymous No.50031567 >>50031586
>>50031556
>AVใƒ‡ใƒ“ใƒฅใƒผ
>retrarided
Anon, YOU are riatarded
Anonymous No.50031586
>>50031567
sar i waS TRYINBG TO make a guess bloody madarchod
Anonymous No.50031601 >>50031837
>>50031144
Your legend will all be gone at some point but you can still fkn enjoy their legacy. Plus with the constant flux of new javlets you'll always find new gems if you search for them.
Anonymous No.50031631 >>50031640
>>50031509
It would be trash anyway since the kung-flu killed Japanese men sperm count
Anonymous No.50031640 >>50031654 >>50031710
>>50031631
we're talking about cum not sperms what are you, gay? LMAO
Anonymous No.50031654
>>50031640
X: Ok
Anonymous No.50031672 >>50031689 >>50031792
>>50031509
Yes, but with Rena.
Anonymous No.50031689
>>50031672
bitch got dandruff
Anonymous No.50031710
>>50031640
How do you even snowball with watery crystal clear cum?
Anonymous No.50031735
>>50031548
STARS-322
STARS-217
Anonymous No.50031759 >>50031783 >>50031789 >>50031798
lovely vinegar
Anonymous No.50031783
>>50031759
overdipped
overused
overstretched
Anonymous No.50031789
>>50031759
I just don't find her attractive, sorry.
Anonymous No.50031792
>>50031672
Yes, it should be Rena.
Anonymous No.50031798
>>50031759
the western style makeup aged her a lot and not in the you love to see it way
just looks like a common westernised asian slag now
Anonymous No.50031805
give me someone with a nice bush
Anonymous No.50031807 >>50031813
they hate confident and hardworking entrepreneurs
Anonymous No.50031813 >>50031816
>>50031807
whoโ€™s this
Anonymous No.50031816
>>50031813
vinegarsumire
Anonymous No.50031820
Happy birthday !
Anonymous No.50031837 >>50031927
>>50031601
Are you implying that Ai-chan can be replaced anon?
Anonymous No.50031880 >>50031913 >>50031955
any jav thiccness to watch tonight?
Anonymous No.50031913 >>50031945 >>50032007
>>50031880
who is this please?
Anonymous No.50031927 >>50031947
>>50031837
No, like I said they will never be replaced. But that doesn't and shouldn't stop us from discovering new delicious delights.
Anonymous No.50031945 >>50032015 >>50034077
>>50031913
thats obviously my future step-sister from japanu-land, dummy.
Anonymous No.50031947
>>50031509
Bring it on Moodyz!
>>50031927
Bi dyke detected.
Anonymous No.50031955
>>50031880
get her into jav, gofundme that shit asap.
Anonymous No.50031981 >>50032018
>>50031509
with the duck
Anonymous No.50031992
It has to be Yoru and her sister, and it has to come out for condensed milk friday.
Anonymous No.50032007 >>50032015
>>50031913
Kimino Okasan
Anonymous No.50032015
>>50031945
>>50032007
you bloody basterde benchods i had manners....
Anonymous No.50032018 >>50032042
>>50031981
nah she'd ruin it with her bad breath
she looks like her breath absolutely stinks here btw
Anonymous No.50032039
>>50031509
In my perfect JAV world it would've been done with 2015 Julia with 99 being 2015 Anri
Anonymous No.50032042
>>50032018
the sperm would improve it
Anonymous No.50032067 >>50032194
dw100 should be VR from the actresses POV
Anonymous No.50032093 >>50032143 >>50034185
Whoring herself in Cambodia to payback all those taxes?
Anonymous No.50032143
>>50032093
give us a new eimi dropped
Anonymous No.50032194
>>50032067
huh??

haha
Anonymous No.50032227 >>50032261
how do you say fem gooner in japanese?
Anonymous No.50032261 >>50032294
>>50032227
femu gลซna
Anonymous No.50032294
>>50032261
is there an actual jav term?
Anonymous No.50032361 >>50034108
>>50031438
Not possible since best Aika and Saki are destined to have thriving careers with Madonna.
Anonymous No.50032553 >>50032578 >>50032660 >>50032753 >>50032939 >>50033933
imagine what a conversation between these three sounds like
Anonymous No.50032578
>>50032553
go back to your egg containment thread
Anonymous No.50032609
>REAL-935
IN A WORLD...
Anonymous No.50032660
>>50032553
back to your eggscommunication thread >>50014464
Anonymous No.50032726 >>50032776
>>50031033
I see, hopefully you're still finding enough time to fkn enjoy!
>What happened? Let me guess
kek how did you know? sadly a failed romance with a quasi-semi-hag was part of the story, yes
but my absence in the aftermath was mainly because of no access to internet/technology
>back for good
i think so but like you, i probably can't sirpost like before either
>lil' rat
crazy, that's great news! it seems there's a lot of catching up to do. any other interesting returnees or saddening retirements?

>>50028329
i never claimed to be
but then again, i never claimed not to be
Anonymous No.50032753
>>50032553
>*egg getting cracked*
>*bellingerent noises*
>663629, Yes!

just your average village noises
Anonymous No.50032776 >>50032831 >>50032996
>>50032726
>failed romance
Sorry to hear that, I hope you'll bounce back and manage to fkn enjoy some GASO again. But i'm really glad you're back.
>saddening retirements
You should sit down darling...
Also how much time did you spend on all those cool gacha rules pics??? I don't want to do it since I suck at graphic design.
Anonymous No.50032831 >>50032843
>>50032776
she is just going freelance and retiring from her agency
she is not retrardiding
The River Ganges will not have me just yet...
Anonymous No.50032843
>>50032831
Wait really? Where did you see that?
Anonymous No.50032876
Anonymous No.50032939
>>50032553
"Can you believe this fkn egg thinks she's one of us?"
"Humor her. She's going through a midlife crisis."
Anonymous No.50032978 >>50033002
It's all fake cum?
Anonymous No.50032996 >>50033135 >>50034979
>>50032776
>fkn enjoy some GASO
I daren't touch GASO or VR yet haha...
but thank you for the kind wishes and warm welcome back into the village. I'm grateful
>sit down darling
webm unrelated r-right...? please say it ain't so

you mean the infographic? not that long and most of it was unnecessary tinkering + making things look pretty as a way to procrastinate on other things kek. i don't think you'll need graphics at launch (repeated questions/complaints while playing will tell you which rulings/mechanics need better explanations or visual representation) and it might not be necessary at all if they're already clear enough. I trust that you will do a great job; for the sake of your sanity, I recommend seeing what you can get away with not doing rather than thinking you always need more additions etc. if at some point an infographic would be helpful, I can try to assist
Anonymous No.50032999
I show you some real cum
*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.50033002
>>50032978
depends on javlet/director/studio
https://files.catbox.moe/feraaf.mp4
Anonymous No.50033026 >>50033064
>one day to weekend
>one day until gacha rules release
I AM READY
Anonymous No.50033064
>>50033026
i hope nothing bad happens...
Anonymous No.50033088
>>50030768
Anonymous No.50033115
>new morisawa anal in ages
>no pierre
He must be pissed
Anonymous No.50033135 >>50033145
>>50032996
yes webm is very much unrelated, aipan is just retiring from her agency and changing names again, no need for a long walk by the River Ganges nor dubious rock climbing equipment
Anonymous No.50033145
>>50033135
>still no proof
it's over
Anonymous No.50033203 >>50033261
Jav destroyed my marriage
Anonymous No.50033261
>>50033203
Which girl did you risk it all for?
Anonymous No.50033334
Bros I want to coom
I haven't coomed since yesterday
Anonymous No.50033358 >>50033364 >>50033403 >>50033467 >>50033955
This woman is 63 years old
Zero bogging
Zero mental illnesses
Bar + boat
Freelancer

What's your whore excuse?
Anonymous No.50033364
>>50033358
Disgustingly dehydrated
Anonymous No.50033395
I will NEVER coom again
Anonymous No.50033403 >>50033467
>>50033358
Sheโ€™s working on it
Anonymous No.50033406
Why doesn't she get more love in the JAV world? She is a literal 11/10 Goddess?
Anonymous No.50033419
why cant we get a 5'7 oppai monster?
Anonymous No.50033467
>>50033358
>>50033403
>has boat
>doesn't fish
Jk I love Niko and abuela.
Niko will be an abuelita one day, a treacherous abuelita.
Anonymous No.50033893 >>50034185
Purrfection
Anonymous No.50033933
>>50032553
They destroyed all civility in /jav/ gens.
Anonymous No.50033951
I love stars that are my age
Anonymous No.50033955 >>50033984 >>50034185
>>50033358
Boats are terrible investments.
Anonymous No.50033984
>>50033955
Is this AI
Kinda creepy
Anonymous No.50034012 >>50034175 >>50034587
Who are my short haired queens?
Anonymous No.50034031 >>50034816
Anonymous No.50034077
>>50031945
>step
coward
Anonymous No.50034108
>>50032361
Aika has been a diva since her hiatus. Not a single armpit lick since.
Anonymous No.50034175
>>50034012
Well, she's retired and did grow her hair did vary and she tended to grow it out in her later years,
but may I interest you in a classic Hachino?
Anonymous No.50034185 >>50034269
>>50033893
>>50033955
>>50032093
The unreal amount of women that think inanimate eyebrows are ideal, enough to surgically paralyze their forehead, really put a lot of my life's actions into better perspective.
Once had a girl say she didn't like how my eyebrows moved and that it didn't look good. Thought she was insane. Twenty years later I now know she is the majority and I may as well have been burping the alphabet.
Anonymous No.50034269
>>50034185
Partial face paralysis is part of jav
Anonymous No.50034369 >>50034398
she fkn enjoy the intoxicating chinpo fragrance haha
Anonymous No.50034383
shy but horny
so excited to play with chinpo
Anonymous No.50034398 >>50034429
>>50034369
Damn a certified chinpo sommelier, that's fkn nice.
you got a code for that kind sir? she got some nice C-Ds, right up my alley.
Anonymous No.50034416 >>50034626
do u like she
Anonymous No.50034429 >>50034487
>>50034398
shes ๆ–ฐๅท็ฉบ new sod bitch from okinawa
her whole body turnt beet red during fucking
v sexy cus its an undeniable visual cue that she fkn enjoyyyy
Anonymous No.50034441
Anonymous No.50034459
mfer really stayed up all night just so that he could post the new thread at page 10 and then fucked right off to weekending
fucking madharchod weekender fuck
Anonymous No.50034487
>>50034429
daaaaaamn, these scouts gotta go travellin sir.
it's the island girls man, must be an island ting bredda.
She gets as red as Aipan, she do be enjoyyin
Anonymous No.50034587
>>50034012
Yta Sawajiri
Anonymous No.50034626
>>50034416
She looks hungover.
Anonymous No.50034816
>>50034031
you need to spoiler this shit or ideally stay in the egg containment thread
fkn egg almost jumpscared me
Anonymous No.50034979 >>50036956
>>50032996
You have some nice Seos to catch back. Madonna also kicked out their PROFESSIONAL sub 30s cast (Rio & Meguri ;_; ) to my great distress. My Yuuka has been transferred to Monroe though which is great.
Anonymous No.50035163 >>50035172
Your response?
Anonymous No.50035172
>>50035163
>kicked out after 6 movies
Anonymous No.50035228 >>50035232
rare Mei instagram selfie
Anonymous No.50035232
>>50035228
so cute
Anonymous No.50035379
me studying the history of Rajendra Chola I. so I can better larp as a sir
Anonymous No.50035397 >>50035412 >>50035419 >>50035425 >>50035444 >>50035454 >>50035456 >>50035475 >>50035490 >>50035509 >>50035541 >>50035545 >>50035575 >>50035599 >>50035767 >>50035805 >>50035883 >>50036721 >>50036740 >>50036956
Good day sirs !
The /jav/ Marriage Survey Gacha 2025 season is coming fast. Let's break down how this edition will work shall we.

>General rules
The game consists of 10 rounds, one per week.
In each round, every villager will be assigned exactly one javlet through a semi-controllable Gacha.
The draws are unique: each actress can only be assigned to one player per round. Once REDEEMED, the actress can not be picked on later rounds.
Each week will have two phases: the POOL & the LOTTERY.

>POOL creation
Each sir submits 3 unique and non redeemed actresses between Friday and Sunday. The submission order matters (for future use let's call them Pick 1, Pick 2 and Pick 3). Submissions close on Sunday evening.
If two or more players pick the same actress in the same slot (e.g. two identical Pick 1), that actress is REMOVED from that slot for all players.
This applies independently to each slot (Pick 1, Pick 2, Pick 3).

>LOTTERY
The draw happens on Tuesday, probabilities for each player are as follows:
Pick 1 40%
Pick 2 20%
Pick 3 10%
Remaining actresses in the pool (i.e, actresses named and available in one pick level by other players but not picked by the player) 30% evenly split

If one of a playerโ€™s picks was removed due to a VOID, their odds are redistributed.
Example: if Pick 1 is gone:
Pick 2 20% ,
Pick 3 10%
Remaining actresses in the pool 70% evenly split

>For the Nerds
I don't want to be too technical but to keep the game fair, the lottery uses weighted random sampling without replacement. This means:
Players donโ€™t draw one after another. Instead, the system considers all players and all actresses at once.
The weights (40/20/10/30) are used to give each player their proper odds.
No actress can be given to two players: once someone gets her, sheโ€™s gone from the pool.

I will use a Python script using the Efraimidisโ€“Spirakis algorithm.
Each possible actress for each player has a weight (based on the odds).
For every actress, it will generate a random number that depends on its weight.
The higher the weight, the higher the chance of getting a โ€œbetter keyโ€.
It will arrange all players by their random keys and then assign actresses to players in order, making sure no actress is used twice.
Think of it like each actress rolling a dice that is biased by how much a player wants her, the more wanted she is (Pick 1 vs. pool), the better her chance to โ€œwinโ€ the dice roll for that player.
Then the script takes the best dice rolls across all players and assigns actresses without repeats.

This way, the draw feels random but fair, your Pick 1 really has about 40% chance, conflicts and removals are respected and no actress can end up assigned to two players.

>NOTES
Legal javlets: they must have filmed a professional JAV, they may be active or retired. Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.
A non player (Cuckguy) will "play" and receive actresses from the pool without submitting any names. His odds are evenly split from the pool.
Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household (it's not a divorce !) and round 10 where 5 names will be submitted, 3 draws by player.
An illegal submission will cancel the round for said player. Cheating (same IPs for alts, using VPN...) will remove the player from the game and make his wives legal to play again.
It won't be possible to enter the game past round 3.

>FKN WHEN?
Soonโ„ข

Any questions?
Anonymous No.50035412 >>50035419
>>50035397
>Efraimidisโ€“Spirakis algorithm
>this sir was gone 6+ months so he could speedrun a CS degree in order to fkn enjoy even more

Gacha returns. My body is ready
Anonymous No.50035419
>>50035397
holy shit now this is a real gacha
shame I'm too low IQ to understand anything in your post but I will play regardless

>>50035412
thats macadamia and he never left
Anonymous No.50035425
>>50035397
>cuckguy will take his revenge and cuck my 40% pick 1 with a random 2% odd
ok this is fucked kek
Anonymous No.50035444 >>50035465
>>50035397
>some greek sirs invented an algorithm to help the village redeem
very based and I will fkn enjoy a gyro later to honor their contribution but i also don't understand most of the rules especially the evenly split thing
Anonymous No.50035454 >>50035464 >>50035511
>>50035397
I just want to be sure, letโ€™s say my Setokan pick 1 is cancelled but another sir manages to get a setokan pick 3, is she available for me in the 30% split pool (which will be 70% split since my pick 1 is gone)?
Anonymous No.50035456 >>50035464
>>50035397
>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household
Retarded and jealousy filled rule made up by someone that knows his harem is SHIT.
Anonymous No.50035464
>>50035454
Exactly ! The only way one actress is gone from the pool is for her to be cancelled at all three pick levels.

>>50035456
Believe me it's not, I consider my roster perfect and I think I have a lot to lose but I thought it would be fun especially for future banter in the village.
Anonymous No.50035465
>>50035444
nice trips sir, so I help you understand. basically we swap the why got my picks VOIDโ„ขed for why got my picks SPLITโ„ขed
Anonymous No.50035475
>>50035397
>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.
I will now enter 2025 gacha
Anonymous No.50035479
HIS
TIME
HAS
CUM
Anonymous No.50035490 >>50035495
>>50035397
How do you expect us to understand these complex rules? I read them 4 times and still don't understand
Anonymous No.50035495
>>50035490
forgot webm
Anonymous No.50035509 >>50035539 >>50035548
>>50035397
On one hand it sounds more like a gacha, on the other I don't understand it. So if you put someone at 1 and someone else also puts her at 1 you each have a 40% chance to redeem, but if a third sir also put her at 1 what happens?
Anonymous No.50035511 >>50035548
>>50035454
how did you understand this? what's your IQ? I feel completely lost
Anonymous No.50035532 >>50035534
There was this one JAV about a dude cheating on his wife with her little sister. the sister is blonde and one of those dom type. i forgot who the actress was. does anyone know? been looking for it
Anonymous No.50035534
>>50035532
could be alice otsu
Anonymous No.50035539
>>50035509
no, your both picks get VOIDed as they are both on the same level.
the sir that had her on pick 3 has a small 10% chance to get her, which is unlikely. Also that sir will most likely get his first or second pick (if they do not get VOIDed too), so you can much likely try for the javlet next round again
Anonymous No.50035541 >>50035564
>>50035397
>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household (it's not a divorce !)
Sir, fuck no. This is a deal breaker.
Anonymous No.50035545
>>50035397
>%
So you can get nothing even if nobody has any of your picks
Anonymous No.50035548 >>50035559 >>50035583 >>50035594 >>50035787
>>50035509
>>50035511
Here's an exemple with 5 players:
Player 1: Pick 1 Worm, Pick 2 Saika, Pick 3 Egg
Player 2: Pick 1 Worm, Pick 2 Setokan, Pick 3 Mei
Player 3: Pick 1 Emika, Pick 2 Niko, Pick 3 Worm
Player 4: Pick 1 Rui Shido, Pick 2 Niko, Pick 3 Suzu
Player 5: Pick 1 Niko, Pick 2 Momokan, Pick 3 Kano-kun

First we'll check if there are duplicates. Player 1 & 2 "lose" their picks 1, player 3 & 4 lose their picks 2. Here's what each playerโ€™s list of possibilities will look like:

>Player 1:
Pick 2 = Saika 20%
Pick 3 = fkn egg 10%
Pool split 70% equally

>Player 2:
Pick 2 = Setokan 20%
Pick 3 = Mei 10%
Pool split 70% equally

>Player 3:
Pick 1 = Emika 40%
Pick 3 = Worm 10%
Pool split 50% equally

>Player 4:
Pick 1 = Rui Shido 40%
Pick 3 = Suzu 10%
Pool split 50% equally

>Player 5:
Pick 1 = Niko 40%
Pick 2 = Momokan 20%
Pick 3 = Kano-Kun 10%
Pool split 30% equally

The overall pool will consist in Saika, fkn egg, Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu, Niko, Momokan & Kano-kun.
So in this case here's player 1 pool: Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu, Niko, Momokan & Kano-kun (7.77777... % each).
And player 5 pool: Saika, fkn egg, Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu (3.75% each)
Anonymous No.50035559 >>50036700
>>50035548
>Player 2: Pick 1 Worm
he is just like me
Anonymous No.50035562
>According to various sources, the average IQ in India is estimated to be around 76.74 to 82.14
Ok it makes sense now
Anonymous No.50035564
>>50035541
don't worry nobody will pick the fkn egg (or maybe they will to put her in the pool to fuck somebody's roster kek)
Anonymous No.50035567 >>50035571
So unless you void you will alway get a girl, but she might not be one of the three you picked due the %, sounds more gacha yeah
Anonymous No.50035569
/jav/ is sooooo back
Anonymous No.50035571
>>50035567
70% to get one girl you want if you're smart with your picks sounds decent to me.
Anonymous No.50035575 >>50035584 >>50035806
>>50035397
i guess this is up to oatmeal dono more but can we have the excel sheet for thev2024 gacha so that we can ctrl+f to check for a JAVfu rather than manually readong every entry? some of us are semi quasi faux ojisans with faltering eyesight
Anonymous No.50035576 >>50035601
me when picking egg for pick 3, so she is in the Pool and one lucky sir might get her
Anonymous No.50035583 >>50035586 >>50035619
>>50035548
You should've used names already redeemed instead of reminding these animals of Rui Shido.
Anonymous No.50035584 >>50035589 >>50035806
>>50035575
It was me who did the the sheet last year, don't worry I'll obviously share the file + put the names on a hastebin. I'm old too and I don't want to void.
Anonymous No.50035586
>>50035583
heโ€™s a PR terrorist what did you expect
Anonymous No.50035589 >>50035619
>>50035584
what were the purple cells for?
Anonymous No.50035594
>>50035548
Why does Player 5 have 3.75% for each when it says he has 40% for Niko?
Anonymous No.50035599 >>50035607 >>50035619
>>50035397
are you an imposter or what
how do we get to keep our original names
you wouldn't know the passwords if you are an imposter
and anybody can claim to be any one of the participants from the last gacha
Anonymous No.50035601 >>50035632
>>50035576
Damn, some of you really are retards, huh? But yes, do pick her at 3 when the game starts.
Anonymous No.50035607 >>50035636
>>50035599
40+20+10=70
100-70=30
30/8=3.75
Anonymous No.50035614
Why is she clubbing in England
Anonymous No.50035619 >>50035651 >>50035686 >>50035767
>>50035589
I don't remember it's been a long time haha.

>>50035583
Sorry it won't happen again.

>>50035599
I'll ask Oatmeal to send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.
Anonymous No.50035632
>>50035601
do not disrispect me sir
Anonymous No.50035636 >>50035650 >>50035667
>>50035607
what?
Anonymous No.50035650 >>50035667
>>50035636
pick javlets
do not redeem them
sirpost with the village
enjoy the memes

its actually very easy sir
Anonymous No.50035651 >>50035654 >>50035667
>>50035619
wtf you're in contact with oatmeal?
Anonymous No.50035654
>>50035651
They're the same person.
Anonymous No.50035667 >>50035716
>>50035651
Sir are you reading the thread?

>>50035636
Like >>50035650 said if you're 71IQ don't think about it, pick 3 javlets and you'll get one in the end (but maybe not the one you chose).
Anonymous No.50035686 >>50035699
>>50035619
>send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.

Make sure to use something actually secure like a properly AES-256 encrypted 7zip file. Don't want sirs passwords getting accidentally leaked.
Anonymous No.50035699 >>50035707
>>50035686
>maybe picking a password, I use for literally any site, was not a good idea
Anonymous No.50035707
>>50035699
Even Oatmeal told you not to do that. I meant purely for the sake of the gacha itself.
Anonymous No.50035716
>>50035667
did she dieded?
Anonymous No.50035717 >>50035768 >>50035911
https://x.com/Alice_Nanase_/status/1969342103894298788
Konan is a scammer
Anonymous No.50035730 >>50035859
what if the oatmeal is fake?
Anonymous No.50035749 >>50035754
I was able to calculate the volume of the intersection of a dodecahedron, a cylinder and a cone using integrals back in college but I'm unable to understand the complexity of these rules
Anonymous No.50035754
>>50035749
I'm using chatgpt, copilot and deepseek and they're lagging and freezing
Anonymous No.50035767
>>50035397
>Two special rounds of Droit de cuissage.
Round seven and ten, huh. I will have to mentally prepare myself indefinitely. Nobody WILL be safe.

>>50035619
>I'll ask Oatmeal to send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.
At least I can take solace that no unscrupulous sir will be able to impersonate me.
Anonymous No.50035768 >>50035830 >>50035911
>>50035717
https://x.com/tkzwgrs/status/1969288577272971458
https://x.com/iamAMAKAWA_SORA/status/1969359998674415869
Bitch is married and everybody in the industry knew she was trouble, but I admit she has balls trying to scam Saika.
Anonymous No.50035778 >>50035802 >>50035976
Sirs, is Sora Amakawa autistic?
Anonymous No.50035787 >>50035797 >>50035802 >>50035960 >>50035972
>>50035548
so there's a high chance of redeeming unwanted girls? what do I do with them?
Anonymous No.50035797 >>50037076
>>50035787
learn to love them
Anonymous No.50035802
>>50035778
dunno but she's lumbar lordosic

>>50035787
dismantle them for crafting materials
Anonymous No.50035805 >>50035976
>>50035397
Instead of joining a second household, the special rounds should be legally sanctioned reipu. That way sirs' vows remain intact but they still get to fkn sample another's wife.
Anonymous No.50035806 >>50035976
>>50035575
>>50035584
>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.
Does that mean 2024 redeemed actresses are eligible or not?
If not, like every big name of the past 10 years besides post-2024 debuts is already gone before you start.
Anonymous No.50035830
>>50035768
>Bitch is married
Well, I married her last year in the gacha. So it's true.
Anonymous No.50035859
>>50035730
Anonymous No.50035883
>>50035397
who cares about understanding this Archimedes weighted bunghole sampling, I will simply redeem!
Anonymous No.50035911
>>50035768
>>50035717
Interesting.
You really don't leave this industry clean if you disrespect the wrong people.
Anonymous No.50035960
>>50035787
Ask Marmalae and Beans
Anonymous No.50035972 >>50035999
>>50035787
>there's a high chance of redeeming unwanted girls
That's concerning.
I don't want to REDEEM any random rift raft on my roster especially during the "droit de cuissage" rounds.
Anonymous No.50035976 >>50036085 >>50036333
>>50035778
I don't know but I love how passionate she can be on twitter. Her lengthy rants are always fun.

>>50035806
Not eligible except for round 7.

>>50035805
You can see it as you wish, it's literally a "droit de cuissage" where you can legally fkn enjoy her but it's the first husband who "owns" her obviously.
Anonymous No.50035999 >>50036072
>>50035972
>rift raft
you mean riff raff? a rift raft would be something you use for interdimensional travel across multiverses
Anonymous No.50036072
>>50035999
>you mean riff raff?
lol. Yes. Riff Raff not Rift Raft.
Anonymous No.50036085 >>50036101
>>50035976
Yes, but it shouldn't be a marriage/joining.
Anonymous No.50036101
>>50036085
I'll fkn enjoy your wife and there's nothing you can do about it
Anonymous No.50036199
i dont remember my password....
Anonymous No.50036243 >>50036405
ENGLISH SUBBED
https://jav.guru/765714/sone-882-english-subbed-the-beautiful-bus-guide-made-to-take-responsibility-endlessly-pleasured-by-energetic-older-male-passengers-in-a-wild-18-shot-orgy-bus-tour-miru/
Anonymous No.50036270 >>50036333 >>50036477
>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game
well that just ruins it, no point in playing if all the gold has been mined
Anonymous No.50036310
>SEKSHH
>BYETIFUL
>EGGSELENT

NSFW, with Sound:
https://files.catbox.moe/3u7okn.webm
Anonymous No.50036323 >>50036328
Why doesn't Guru host their translations as SRTs? Besides the obvious reason of forcing you to pay for DDL services.
Anonymous No.50036328
>>50036323
to fuck with you.
just use the cat to get subs, for the very rare cases, extract them yourself (check the archive for tutorials)
Anonymous No.50036333 >>50036385 >>50036396 >>50036540
>>50035976
>>50036270
>Not eligible except for round 7.

If the village will abide, I might leave the sirs to it then and just fkn enjoy as usual. That kind of sucks most of the air out of it imo, especially if you weren't in the first game.

Even including ones on your roster, how many girls that you watched in the past couple months are generally eligible?

I think the chaos of the pool is a fantastic choice, but it's pretty blunted when right off the bat like, you can pick anyone javlet you want...except the 500 most popular actresses from 2014-2024.

I'll end my screed, but at the end of the day the goal is an amusing game among sirs.

I think you'd find even the sirs who have a roster they like would have more fun with every name on the table.

And Alexander wept, for Saveloy and Sundae drafted every turboslut and DELICIOUS BROWN qtpi in the pantheon...
Anonymous No.50036345
>I'll fkn enjoy your wife and there's nothing you can do about it
You are NOT going to be able to taste my wives so easily. You will have to get past Macadamia and Oatmeal's hellscape GACHA first!
Anonymous No.50036369
QUICK TURN ON CNN
Anonymous No.50036385
>>50036333
Statistically if we avoid duplicate picks, as was the meta in season 1, we end up with 7 out of 10 chosen javlets. It's easy to keep a thematic roster if you play it right. And there are still plenty of golden javfus hidden, i don't really see the point to play it again with the full roster to see the same names popping out for 8 rounds
Anonymous No.50036396 >>50036596
>>50036333
I like it this way but the red names should be playable imo, it was nothing but alt and or trolls not taking the game seriously.
Anonymous No.50036405
>>50036243
try here >>50014464 someone(singular) might be interested
Anonymous No.50036477 >>50036605
>>50036270
>no point in playing if all the gold has been mined
Anonymous No.50036540 >>50037066
>>50036333
>except the 500 most popular actresses from 2014-2024.
Oh come now! Surely there are some other JAVfus you covet besides Anri, Kaho, Hitomi and Julia, right?
Anonymous No.50036596
>>50036396
I took it seriously. I just wanted her and wanted others to have a better chance at getting their JAVfu.
Anonymous No.50036605 >>50036654
>>50036477
I could keep playing gacha every year for 5 years and still have names I want to redeem
Anonymous No.50036653
Gacha is destined to fail again
None of you can play fair
You're all mentally ill
Anonymous No.50036654 >>50037059
>>50036605
good for you, enjoy playing by yourself
Anonymous No.50036659 >>50036670
I trust the rng, surely it won't tuck me in the ass and make me even lose the girls I pick despite not voiding
Anonymous No.50036670 >>50036936
>>50036659
yeah the rng itself is the safeguard against cheating since outcomes aren't guaranteed
there's less incentive to alt because you'll just be thinning your own odds
Anonymous No.50036687
Meanwhile me not caring and fapping to your certified wives.
Anonymous No.50036700
>>50035559
except hes not you
I will be redeeming the worm
Anonymous No.50036721
>>50035397
Interesting so unlike previous gacha now you want your safe bets as your 1st pick instead of 3rd
Anonymous No.50036733
This is harder than quantum entanglement
Anonymous No.50036740 >>50037004
>>50035397
Kek, all this talk of droit de cuissage recently was quite concerning to me specifically but those rules look good.

Also making new Azusa webms takes me far too long, whenever I look at my collection I always end up fkn enjoying for hours instead. She's just too powerful.
Anonymous No.50036777 >>50037088
Sirs, does anyone know the code for this? Or the name of one of the girls?

https://thisvid.com/videos/she-discovers-her-gf-is-a-puke-addict/
Anonymous No.50036821 >>50037285
the third gacha will have its own blockchain technology and associated cryptocurrency
Anonymous No.50036936
>>50036670
and don't forget cuckguy...
Anonymous No.50036956 >>50037004
>>50034979
thank you for the reminder, dear. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw she had done aphrodisiac VR as well
>Rio & Meguri
that's really sad, Rio seemed to love hanging out with all her aunties... Meguri is surprising too, she seemed like a big/well-marketed signing for it to be such a short stint
>Yuuka
awesome, I'll miss seeing her pilot new concepts at mainline Madonna but this is a welcome change too

>>50035397
wow, this is real sweet, nice thinking with the weighted random sampling. my concern is how much extra manual work this means for you but if your script is sharing most of the load, that's good.
the underlying mechanisms being out in the open is great for transparency. I think this volume and density of information will be confusing for many sirs but your example scenario already helps a lot since rules without CONTEXT can feel a bit abstract.
anyway, thank you for figuring out all this for the sake of the village! it couldn't have been easy
+ the password situation should be simple to sort out but it is worrying how many looked kinda like "real" passwords iirc kek

the cuckguy altar offering made me lol
Anonymous No.50037004
>>50036740
I didn't want to ruin sirs's efforts and thoughts put in the first session, the round 7 seemed like a fun compromise to not ruin the first session experience, not creating frustration while still being able to play big names one time.
>spoiler
Understandable but I still hate you for stealing almost all of my turbosluts roster. It's even pretty scary how close it is, no wonder I could guess Kozue in the last round we have the same tastes.

>>50036956
>extra work
That's why I gave myself another day for the lottery, I'm half retard so I'll manually type every "weight" for every participant in the script to be sure there are no mistakes.
Anonymous No.50037059
>>50036654
Boy, you sure are salty.
Anonymous No.50037066
>>50036540
Sure there's more, but I think you'll quickly find the pool is quite impaired.

I bet you could take a top 50-100 list from a couple years back, and cross out at least half the names fairly correctly without even looking at the board. The sample space is already busted.

To me, the target outcome is early rounds should be a lowish chance of getting your picks, so even if it's not the one you wanted, you most likely get a bonafide all-star you didn't expect.

Tangent to that, I would have split pick probabilities in the case of duplicates instead of nulling them, ideally a weighted pool composed of all pick slots.

I know I am advocating for chaos, but the game theory around the picks being all or nothing is a bit unsatisfying.

You'd like your pick to always elevate your chance, but gets diluted if it's a popular pick.

That way you strike a balance between randomness and a javlet going to *someone* who picked them,
without casting all those unfortunate souls into the fire of game theory damnation.
Anonymous No.50037070
Not gonna play gacha
Anonymous No.50037076
>>50035797
Knowing my luck yeah I'll have to learn to love 10 girls
Anonymous No.50037088 >>50037158
>>50036777
not jav
if it is jav, most likely dogma or natural high from around 2003
Anonymous No.50037099
might as well keep the gacha between you and your discord buddies
Anonymous No.50037117
why isnt there a jav about an oppai monster's boyfriend being stolen by a fellow oppai monster and its seen as a huge betrayal usually javs like this have small oppai woman
Anonymous No.50037158
>>50037088
Thanks, but no luck yet.
I've also been looking at old aroma codes.
Anonymous No.50037201 >>50037224
I'd love to see Tokyo-hot and Gachinko make a comeback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLeRX3-ZzY&ab_channel=TOOFKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhvYpRAcIE&ab_channel=pilicon
Anonymous No.50037224 >>50037242
>>50037201
>Gachinko
they died tho
Anonymous No.50037236
Anonymous No.50037242
>>50037224
Are there any plans to revive Gachinko at all?
Anonymous No.50037269 >>50037275
>JUNY-131
zamn japanese school girls look like that?
Anonymous No.50037275
>>50037269
bitch repeated year 12 15 times.
Anonymous No.50037282
I'm stressed about gacha
this new version seems like less bluffing but more Lady Luck involved
Anonymous No.50037284 >>50037307
is there a turboslut who fucks like shes in love?
Anonymous No.50037285
>>50036821
Unironically blockchain solves gacha.
But it makes sense, both things are fully acoustic.
Anonymous No.50037290 >>50037309
This bitch is enjoying her life too much it makes me so angry that she's allowed to get away with everything and have her cake and eat it too arrrgh!!
Anonymous No.50037292
using the slut tag is the demographics more toward hags or schoolgirls?
Anonymous No.50037307 >>50037315
>>50037284
Unironically Akarin.
Anonymous No.50037309
>>50037290
tbf she looks pretty cute, I love the kooky sauna hats and bucket hats.
Anonymous No.50037315 >>50037324
>>50037307
can you show me?
Anonymous No.50037324 >>50037329
>>50037315
I just did? She fucks her male co-stars like they are her IRL boyfriend.
Anonymous No.50037329
>>50037324
i meant codes my good sir