Thread 50034599

Guide: learnjapanese.moe
Pitch Accent Test: https://kotu.io/tests/pitchAccent/minimalPairs

Why are you learning Japanese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WETEkKNt1M8

Previous thread: >>50027816

anyone else in here use ai to create flashcards?
just wondering if theres any ai better than chatgpt to use for that purpose because chatgpt gets things wrong often enough to where i have to double check everything

>>50034614
nigga what
just use a dictionary

>>50034614
you should make them yourself based on the words you come across in your media

I want to gaze at the stars with moe

>>50034618
post your anki stats

>>50034668
that you toromi?

i don't get why you would ever not name link, link in every zelda game

>>50034671
yes bunko its me toromi

>>50034700
oh sup

>>50034710
since i admit you are the real bunko will you please make a new vocaroo

>>50034699
only npcs do that
i always name him james whenever i play
>>50034711
proof youre toromi?

>>50034714
sure what do you want as proof

dickpic

Years ago I downloaded the japanese pod torrent off of /t/
found it again recently and started going through it.
I think this is probably both an incredible and terrible resource

>>50034720
i feel like youre mocking me now
if you are him tell jamal and co. to stop acting like im not bunko

>>50034738
im not i will post whatever you want as proof as long as its not too personal

>>50034750
so no more bba posting acting like you live in japan or pretending to be me right? youll stop with this year-long gimmick of pretending to be me for laughs?

>>50034755
yes im deeply sorry
might still post some bba bbws though because they grew on me

>>50034766
yeah see youre just messing with me
come back when youre actually serious about stopping otherwise jamal and bido are gonna continue to think im some dude named mlen

>>50034771
ok i wont post any of them either
when you make a vocaroo just post it with a new trip so they dont filter it

>>50034793
glad to know you finally gave up on posting a newspaper on your fat FAKE wife lmao
alright well give it some time and see if youre actually serious about not being me after you prove to the thread youre toromi ofc

goodnight bros

>>50034819
night lil bro

>>50034836
yeah see this is exactly the problem
if toromi admits hes not me like he just did people will think its just me talking to myself
if he just posted proof then this wouldnt be an issue

>>50034838
what would be proof?

>>50034863
pic of your id with a timestamp

>>50034884
could be anyone though

>>50034917
yup thats what i thought
quit wasting my time lil toromi bro

タコピーを一度は見なければいけない

ただし元気なときに

how much you guys wanna bet hes gonna keep pretending to be me? lol

wana da

u wana dad?

changed my wife's diaper today, she had diarrhea that exploded everywhere, reheatead it in the microwave

>>50035026
get a life man

>>50035028
literally just woke up

>>50035041
you make fun of me and my wife almost every day
youre obsessed

>>50034987
チャッピーもふもふもちもちしたい（∪＾ω＾）

>>50035045
yes

>>50035073
i refer you to what jamal said about me >>50033880

>>50035077
noted

>>50035080
thank you and also im not "changing her diap" or anything like that
a little piss play? sure
sometimes the tub turns brown but that was only because married couples like to try things

>>50035086
you shit her diap every night

>>50035089
that doesnt even make sense

>>50035092
yeah it does

>>50035094
you cant go in someone elses diaper

>>50035122
yooo mlen there you are
you gotta help me man

do you think there's room for people like us in the buddha's dharma?

>>50035151
i dont believe in heresy so idc

>町まだかなっておもってずっとのってた
how do I parse this

>>50034987
the ending was lame
>>50035053
so what happened with chuppi after all?

>>50035158
町まだかな　って　おもってずっとのってた

>>50034987
4/10 misery porn with one of the worst "messages" ever (in truth there's no message and the author was just too retarded to end it in a decent way, but if you were to try to spin it into a message then said message would be along the lines of "the suffering will never stop unless a deus ex machina randomly saves you lol enjoy getting bullied for the rest of your days" while the authors intent with the shitty ending was probably just "umm just talk to each other... yea!"

>>50035158
>町まだかなって
this would be what youre pondering as denoted by the complement marking particle って
>おもって
思う in the conjunctive form
>ずっとのってた
the adverb ずっと + the verb 乗る in the past progressive tense

>>50035182
>the suffering will never stop unless a deus ex machina randomly saves you lol
tako pie did save anyone, he only made the situation worse
>>50035185
i already explained this, you attention whore

>>50035158
"are we not in the city yet?" (strongly paraphrased), I thought, and continued riding (the train?)"

>>50035188
your explanation was two spaces between the particle lol

>>50035188
*didn't
>>50035189
shut up you n4 bitch
>>50035190
and that was enough for him to get it

>>50035193
if hes struggling to parse an n5 sentence like that then two spaces are definitely not enough of an explanation lol

>>50035188
he inserted himself randomly into their memory from parallel universes, retard. that's the deus ex machina, not his retarded attempts at dialogue.
but makes sense that someone who thinks this garbage is good wouldn't understand.

>>50035197
that's why they managed to be (sort of) friends in the end, but that didn't solve anything

>>50035203
>it stopped the bullying (literally what I said it did)
>the bully and the bullied became friends
>but akshually it didn't solve anything because umm, their parents are still shit

>>50035211
>but akshually it didn't solve anything because umm, their parents are still shit
yes, you are correct

anyway, lowered my mal rating to 2/10

nta but that's valid criticism

emotionally manipulative slop fails at making me sad. there's exactly one scene in the entire show that isn't garbage and it's when azuma talks to his big bro

>>50035158
町まだかな are we in the city yet
って quote
おもって think + conjunction
ずっと continuously
のってた was riding

so in total
was riding (the train?) always thinking "have we reached the city yet?"

correction, it makes me sad for the state of anime. look back was just as trash.

not beating the trans allegations with that one
anyway, makes sense now why you'd think some misery porn trash is aoty

you must have me confused with another anon i didnt even watch takopi
read the manga and thought it was trash

emersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znT9mgEwBI8

>bought the new iphone 17 pro max
>first iphone ever
>gets ankimobile and start going through reps
>all of my word audio for each card is at different volumes
>some sound stereo some sound mono
>wtfgonnaaskthedev.gif
>app store has no way to communicate with the guy.
>the app itself is extremely restrictive so I dont have every setting that i would have on ankidroid
>everything else outside of the anki app works as expected
>tfw i bought an 1200 headache

>buying apple products
lol

name a better phone without you just spec sheet autismo power scaling

just get the cheapest one they are all the exact same thing since 10 years ago

>bought iphone
absolute retard

i use an iphone 6s as an mp3 and immersion player because headphone jack and its still totally usuable to the point where i could daily drive it
meanwhile any android phone from that time would be miserable to use

>>50035300
>"le walled garden is bad"
>"but I want to sideload and custom rom!"
>samsung removed bootloading so you can't run roms anymore
>google's going closed source early 2026 and will now heavily restrict side loading

both companies are going to copy each other within 3 years and create the walled garden everyone loves to shit on apple about only now you have to face the reality that stock android is less secure and is relentless spy machine. all you'll have left is subpar xiaomi hwaweiiii redmagic chingchong chinkshit, gimmick anti spyware phones that are 5 years in the past that require a much setup as a gnome out of the box and the bi-annual 3k sony xperia phones.

>>50035332
nta but using an iphone for about a year or two now and theres still tons of little things you cant do on ios for no reason that piss me off
terrible video file support
cant even transfer files from a computer
renaming pictures is annoying
safari has no option to delete history but keep cookies

imagine a woman seeing u with an android
biggest ick ever

i would enjoy not owning a phone at all

also ios keyboard doesnt have an option for swiping the 濁点 key to make the 半濁点 in one tap

>>50035366
my wife uses android

>>50035182
流し見はよくない

>>50035319
>meanwhile any android phone from that time would be miserable to use
good thing that even today cheap android phones still come with headphone jacks.

おなら止まらない

死んじゃうかも

たすけてくれ

>>50035373
you wife is a tub of lard

Well I never come to these threads, but I've put together a bunch of vocab + grammar points for JLPT N2 prep, curated from over 15 years of previous years' exams.
I hope this serves you as well as it's served me:

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/923882738
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/427968630

woah based. why not n1 also? or n3

>>50035432
Passing N1 takes 20 years

And N3 is the same as N4 and N5 and you shouldn't even bother testing it and go straight for N2 instead.

>>50035195
that's not an n5 sentence

>>50035443
taking the n2 is retarded just keep going a little longer and do n1

>>50035445
i was being hyperbolic but it definitely is
all of those words are in the core deck

>>50035448
maybe if you're not looking for work, but if you are then N2 is well worth having under your belt cause it's a huge qualifier, prob more so than N1. everything just requires N2.

食べさせられたくなくなるようにしなければならなかったわけがないはずないんです is an n5 sentence because all the words are in the core deck

>>50035457
well yeah but whats the big rush immigrating to a country before even hitting n1 level which is a quite low bar

>>50035461
those arent all in the core deck lol

>>50035462
if you immigrate to japan after having passed N2 then passing N1 is a foregone conclusion. at least if you passed it by sheer language ability and not by studying for the jlpt specifically.

>>50035469
they're in the core 12k deck

>>50035472
no such thing

>>50035332
>google's going closed source early 2026 and will now heavily restrict side loading
i think that's late 2026
so does that mean f-droid will no longer work?

>>50035474
they're all in the core 6k deck

>>50035470
i mean sure but even with an n1 pass odds are you are going to have a very hard time unless you work in english

>>50035478
quit moving the goalpost

>>50035452
i don't actually no anything about the tests but n5 is like an effort trophy so it seems mean to string those words together in that way for it

>>50035494
btfo

>i don't actually no
oh fuck i can't even speak english

>>50035505
its an effort trophy for sure but all of the grammar in that sentence is tested in the n5
thats how simple of a sentence it is

>>50035531
i guess it is an n5 sentence

>>50035538
i mean not literally since ずっと is apparently n3 and 思う is n4 but both words are easily within the top 300 most common

an n5er would never be able to sightparse that sentence, not a chance, even if technically that grammar and vocab are n5

wheres vocaroo

>>50035550
if said n5er is mentally retarded then yeah sure lol

>>50035568
my favorite tactics ogre

>>50035555
https://voca.ro/17Fh8BYSBe37

Daily immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypKkNCXqNrw

>>50035477
my guess is alt stores would be their first targets under the guise of potential security concerns, so yes

>>50034771
stfu mlen you crazy weird fuck

>>50035779
who?

>>50035555
diaper

jamal-o-clock

diaparoo

I don't understand what the fuck もん means half the time. I mean I assume it's just the も particle plus explanatory の, but it still doesn't make any sense to me.

>>50035876
you would assume wrong
its a contraction of もの

>>50035867
lol

>>50035867
stealing this one

My wife finally changed my diapers and put on some cream ointment on my rashes i got because the diaper was not changed for a long time. Hopefully it wont happen again

yup told you toromi was gonna keep impersonating me

that is you just going post nut diaper clarity and blaming on your imaginary fiend to avoid embarrassment

this is why i never believe you when you say youll stop

u sound like ur literally crying rn

oh did i come off that way? im just chillin lol

It's kind of funny that Japan's global strategy boils down to "if you nuke us, who's going to make anime and all this other awesome shit?"

american western occupation and norms is what enabled japan to have a flourishing media

>>50036145
Yeah it's also kind of funny that Japan essentially got a taste of their own medicine as tried to turn Taiwan into a shining example of what being under Japanese rule looks like and why it's awesome

>>50036145
nope, i reject this premise

>>50036145
smartest comment in djt dame

>>50036140
after the latest nintendo stunt, no one thinks japan makes anything good anymore entertainment wise
its really just a giant epstein island

you can tell the latest tripfag has never set foot in the immersion dojo

>>50036281
>its really just a giant epstein island
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized this

grok bring up the child molestation stats by country

china already makes better media than japan now, consume your ai slop and wear your government furnished smart diaper

>>50036311
japan doesnt report or document crime accurately

>>50036306
hes been trained in the art of google translatefu and said to possess the intellect of that of a gifted n4

>>50036281
>no one thinks japan makes anything good anymore entertainment wise
ok but lets step back into reality where 95% of their consumer base doesnt even know about whatever fuckin stun they pulled

if they bought a switch 2 they are acutely aware of how bad it is now

Lots of Japan haters for a thread about learning their language. Cringe.

>>50036365
diaperoo

japan was epic and ftw 20+ years ago its just fairly ftl now
here at the daily japanese thread most of us are grizzled veterans who remember what akiba looked like before it was a glorified brothel

>>50036365
dekinais with a grudge because they failed, many such cases

most of us knew japanese before failsons started calling each other "dekinais" on the internet even

*makes queef leave the thread*

vocaroo

>>50036386
>>50036368

kangaroo :3

buckaroo >:3

did you shave those nasty pubes off your face

is it bad form to post the n5 exam results once I pass it? dont want to make the n1 thread schizos look worse by being associated with me

currently yea im in my standard sandpaper mode

i have a lot more incentive to stay clean shaven now because it all turned grey D:

>>50036426
you can post it but youll be mocked since its retarded to take that shit in the first place

>>50036426
n5 is a waste of your time and money and doesnt serve any meaningful purpose on a resume and actually hurts you because they will immediately know that your japanese isnt good
just dont bother with jlpt until you have a business reason to pass it at a specific level

>>50036444
did you find christ or something during ur sabbatical wtf is this reply

?? whatd i do

you werent a cunt

im p sure ive given that same kind of advice to peeps in the past dunno

what if I never have a business reason to pass it at a specific level and just want number go up (technically down)?

u are free to do whatever u wanna do
for now

I am angry at toromi, i thought we where friends... then he went and backstabbed me?? all the nights we shared and laughed.... all the intimate moments we had... was that nothing toromi??? I cant believe i had a crush on you at one point.... Toromi please just stop and move on i am sick and tired of it all

>>50036479
you can just do the leaked exams from last year etc instead of paying 50 bucks of whatever for nothing at all

There’s no real reason to take the jlpt unless you want to move there/work if all you care about is understanding your animes or obscure pc98 porn games or whatever then being able to read is enough
i guess you could take it as like a challenge for yourself

>>50036514
pussy

>>50036381
wish i was born in japan in the 60s

>>50036514
Getting awards and certifications that you can display is cool like getting real life achievements

first thing i did when i got my ps3 back then was turn off achievements

>>50036620
unironically me with a song someone posted a few threads back

>>50036630
link it u cant just keep the bangers to urself

is it fly high

>>50036641
yea
>>50036638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zTG-uhGKbo

i posted that 1

nice it slaps also sex with ayumi

fly high bangs so does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSOl7Jf45As

was crazy to turn on the radio 25 years ago and it was just banger after banger

the thread is saved i'm crying

>>50036695
much like your mother will be crying when the ukranian drone finally gets you

schizo bido ruinin the vibe

t. minirapist

>>50036695
shame you're not dying

old momus was bangers too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITrHWt6tldc

i'd pay to watch shart get gored in a gladiator game

say no to violence

>>50036728
wonder how many are samefagged from alts

its not violence if its against shart

shart isnt real dude its a figment of ur imagination

>>50036772
dont gaslight us bitch

i just dont sense a consistent presence from any1 that gets called shart is all

only someone who rims matt could have the audacity to rip off yomitan though

just like he doesn't sense the answer to the iq puzzle

>>50036787
shart is an idea

the iq puzzle troll doesnt work when ur the only1 here invested in iq puzzles on a deep emotional level

sharts father cant even tell his retarded slav son posts about him all the time imagine how that must make him feel

dont think jamal realizes who shart is at all actually even though he was here for his relentless multi-year spam sessions

only thing that doesnt work is lil js low iq brain

u think t.a.t.umoto actively posts here still? i havent seen the spam in a while

>>50036820
shrug its enough to mentally dominate u for a lifetime without even trying

>>50036828
he's 100% still in the space as he's pushing updates to his garbage repos all the time so why is it such a stretch to believe he still posts here lol

>>50036834
oh sorry i didnt have his git bookmarked i should prolly do that so i can be well informed about him as well

woah so he admits he's got no shot at solving it without getting deeply emotionally invested
meanwhile the capable casually see the answer in seconds and move on

lol

being obsessed by mininig is a new low for bido

>>50036847
explains why u havent been able to move on for the last like 2 years

>>50036845
you dont have to follow it at all but whats the point of making claims if you dont know wtf you're talking about

actually he's got no shot no matter what he does

>>50036852
i'm not obsessed 99% of posts talking about minirapist arent me its mostly seethey also kys minirapist

tatjewmojo hasn't posted here consistently in probably years and on the rare occasion he does post it's always a not very well disguised shill with a completely different writing style from any regular

>>50036854
moving on from solving it... to laughing at you cope cuz you cant

nevertheless keeping tabs on the shart repo is still not as gay as the 2 fags, just objectively by definition

lets get back to shitting on unko and diaper posting shall we

i'm not going to let you shit on unko or in his diaper

for me it's matt

schrodingers diaper

i am involved in a professional capacity, among other things, in the development of cutting edge diapers.

hold on finna push something to the repo *soils self*

>>50036860
if you can't solve it in a minute you can't solve it at all and it's been days so it's a pretty open and shut case of an inferior iq coping yeah

if you think about it his repos are metaphorical diapers since he's pushing nothing but turds into them

>>50036906
im glad u explained my joke so guys like 901 could understand it

seethys gonna eat his own words when qweez drops a 10 page long pdf with the answer

didnt see your post

queef is in the hyperballer time chamber spending 100 years to figure out the iq thing but he hasnt come out yet and its been more than a day... we mightve lost him bros

>>50036913
highly doubt he's ever going to get it but it'd mean it only takes him what 100000x longer to spot patterns?

room of spirit and time*

room of SHIt anad PISS (the immersion dojo)

>>50036383
great you passed the tutorial

>>50036964
thanks

i actually posted the iq stats for that question to dangle the carrot in front of queef and let him indulge in the fantasy that he could be in the 130+ group

if he makes enough iq cards hell do it dude

insecure about his japanese, insecure about his iq, insecure bout his ethnic identity, insecure about his weight

bro is suffering and youre all piling on. do better.

insecure subhumans are just the worst

>>50036983
dont forget insecure about his esl status

eye wunahmen

quiz has a family though

supposedly

what if the whole wife and kid thing is a schizo larp

wouldnt put it past him

theres no way the djtrep is some weirdo fatass theres just no way you guys are being too hard on him

he's fat by his own admission and i think we have evidence about 5 billion lightyears past a reasonable doubt that he's a weirdo

deport fatties

>>50036983
these might all be true but he will never be insecure about his gokubuto

now queef is also insecure about his jlpt score its so over

just got leaks from a trusted source who was close with the late toriyama that the final form super saiyan transformation is a giant metal monkey powered by deepseek with a glowing golden diaper

ichigo 100%

isn't the dragon ball manga on pause

前に言っておくけど i wunna man

>>50037063
yah the writer ripped still waiting on the dragonballz to wish him back

crazy how the yugioh, berserk and dragon ball mangakas are all dead

>>50037064
banger

sometimes u just get fucking old and die

they all died young retard

they didnt even get old thats japan for you

>>50037064
the profound lack of japanese ability you need to think this isnt a rude thing to say in the context he said it coupled with the insane arrogance needed to argue that point for 2 fucking days is brazy

>>50037078
>>50037079
60 is old for japan have u seen how much they smoke and how unhealthy their living conditions are

i steeel miss like common things if i dont have kaaaadz for them

togashi is still alive

uh grok have i seen what the life expectancy for japs is

>>50037085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4atXdFfFmdc

>>50037090
hes running on the fumes of his shonen heart and the garbage pile he is currently laying in

>>50037101
anime is saved

>>50037101
me on left

i dont get how queefs english got worse his latest english vocaroos were nigh incomprehensible

>>50037108
i think his cadence is so disgusting because he tries to sound a american but hes autistic and cant imitate

i dont remembger what quiz sounds like really post some of these roos

>>50035423
Thanks for this

yooo its tripfag saturday

nora casually adding another 15 billion cards to his anki

I'm literally gonna poop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjBTNbEXbAA
we are diaper shitters

changing table o mezashite

every day i hate myself more because there are so many banger japanese ps4 games really great for deep diving into nihongo but i cant play them because im poor and have the latest official firmware on it :S

Yeah I'm thinking gay ass-sex with men

i have a ps4 i havent turned on in like 4 years do u want it

>>50037196
Hey the n2 actually counts

i really hate that flow caved and made a ton of garbage music after their initial sellout
like golden coast was their last good cd until they were forced to produce soulless trash

ai will make better music soon

おちんちん、みんなに見せちゃう？

i only do that on my onlyfans

莫大なおちん

>>50037248
their concerts and music vids are cringekino thougheverbeit

>>50034599 (OP)
>Why are you learning Japanese?
To read untranslated hentai, at least that's my current motivation.
just a bit sick of the state of the translations.

Where should I start?

guy jacks off and then during pnc gets unreasonably angry over the translations

>>50037342
>im retarded
ngmi

anyway the best place to start is reddit, we cant help you, this is the advanced thread where everyone already knows japanese and we just come to post about whatever

redditors are smarter than 4channers

redditors are 4channers tho

more like 4channers are dumber than redditors

thats true, especially seethecel

bidos a redditor

>>50037392
and hes 130 iq crazy

its unfair to characterize reddit by r/learnjapanese

its unfair that you havent gone back
this thread is for only real 4channers who have posted in sakurafish threads, were here when the pool was closed etc

jabum whens the last time you spoke japanese

>>50036983
>>50037041
>>50037046
bro it's 2025 being fat is normal

>>50037458
disturbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-P3HWXGYm4
its out!

>retard who thinks one piece is the best shounen
no anything he makes is gonna be trash

how the fuck can one piss be the best shounen when hxh exists? hxh is the best anime ever made to top it off

There would be no wars if women weren't so much focused on looks and preferred personality over looks like us men.

>>50037646
shut the fuck up cockroach

>>50037510
i've never seen kamisori this big ever irl

>>50037646
>>50037647
lol

>>50037629
it doesn't even need to get to that point. one piss isn't even in the top 5 best shounen

the boys of liverpool when we safely landed call meself a fool

ugly bido mad

>>50037647
there has to be a reason why you lashed out like that... hmmm

the slavs are fuming

>>50037667
>>50037677
minirapist posts

yep

thinking of hitting on reddit queens

the only women on reddit are attractive whores using it as a funnel for their onlyfans and uggo slags

i miss when OF didn't exist and women posted nudes for the love of the game

>>50037703
they dont post on /soc/ anymore?

thats not true reddit women are generally hot its an untapped market

>>50037703
onlyfans existing is literally the work of satan but u always have to remember the actions of the few are skewing your perception of the many so do ur best not to get brain aids from it

1 in every 30 gen z american women have onlyfans

1 in every 3 gen z men watch them

and only 1 in every 100 women on onlyfans makes any money from it lol

imagine putting pics of your crusty butthole on the internet and u dont even get paid for it

ai porn will replace onlyfans by 2030

it's cause ugly women are gassed up by their dumb whore friends like you look so good gurlll you're a straight teeeehn out of teeeehn so they all have ginormous egos and think they can make it onlyfans despite being a 5/10

>>50037770
my twitter hentai feed is currently 75% ai and i love it

i don't have a problem with onlyfans so long as she only did solo content and she was pretty and nice and smart

>>50037707
i just checked, they still do

>>50037778
>smart
>onlyfans
nigga is you stupid?

>>50037778
now lets talk about the problems she would have with you

off to soc later nerds

>>50037782
too many to count

>>50037782
why do you focus on anon so much
watch out some day you may ask 6.2 anon and you won't like his answers then...

gingerpuss from /soc/ like 10 years ago was a 9/10 dont remember any other camwhores

rie fu - life is like a diaper

kek

life is like a box of diapers you never know what consistency of shit will be in each

*facepalms like picard*

i've never felt this empty before *flushes*

only jamal and his goons would talk and laugh about stuff like farts and diapers

so its good to know what im dealing with here

based

>>50037828
https://streamable.com/d0t7nl

>>50037827
diaperoo

idk who started talkin diaps but that shit was like saying beetlejuice 3 times
i hadnt felt compelled to post once any time i opened the thread until then

>>50037827
jamal defended you earlier

crazy how the loser just lies

おチンポ嗅ぐ？
かなり臭いよ？

i think i understand bunko now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTO9TUa797E

>>50037846
beautiful lovely white woman

>>50037838
whatd i lie about

she is 33 in that video by the way

if thats beautiful to you you must be hella ugly and likely brown

bro she's 24 in that video

>>50037846
i bet shes shitposted on 4chan something tells me shes the type

I sometimes force my wife to larp as my mom in bed

she's a huge transphobe so she's probably flirted with chan culture

also if u dont think yung rowling is at least cute in that vid u literally gay no cap

only problem is it looks like her teeth are missing

>>50037879
dang thats a classic but no for real a couple of u guys will chase my shadow for as long as this thread exists so

her demeanour is what sold her to my dick

give me 3 good anime between 1995 and 2005 or ゲイ決定

dragonball
dragonballz
dragonballgt (english intro)

blud literally posted announcing its me a jamel months ago
that wasnt your shadow lil niggy it was you

>>50037893
Serial Experiments Lain (1998) pushed boundaries with its cybernetic surrealism and prescient exploration of digital identity. Cowboy Bebop (1998) redefined genre fusion with noir, western, and jazz aesthetics while maintaining sharp episodic storytelling. Monster (2004) delivered a slow-burn psychological thriller of surgical precision, unrivaled in character depth and moral complexity.

i didnt post over the summer so months ago could b correct cuz i wouldve still been posting ?

grok find this retards post

crazy how jamal went from btc multi millionaire to bitcoin billionaire

i dont have billions or even millions i spent it all on onlyfans donos

he went from broke to broke

dunno im eatin well i wouldnt say that

>>50037950
damn guess he was lying after all

its okay nobody heres gonna alert the irs

>>50037877
she's in line with the leftie loons on literally every single other position

u mean people arent cookie cutter and going to just check agree on every single possible issue to align themselves with a certain political party as strongly as possible? crazy stuff

yeah thats what she is people on this site just lick her old crusty taint cause she's anti trans when in reality its just cause she's a massive rabid feminist

trash thread when

this thread was dead as fuck when the janny was cracking down so muh japanese discussion retards should be thanking us diapfolk cause your idiot questions get answered at a higher % despite the shitposting

wonder how much a jar of jk rowling taint crust would fetch at an auction like im imagining a civil auction setting complete with one of those auctioneers who talk all weird and theres a bunch of fast nasty old men salivating and bidding it up jumping up and down causing mini quakes

let's discuss why your handwriting still sucks

>>50038045
hakaisha

my handwriting sucks just in english
i believe i was naturally left handed but the nuns kept hitting my left hand with the ruler until i switched to the right

>>50038003
scroll up its about to return

the diaperpocalypse

oh no quick talk about touhou guys

>>50037999
answer the trips

getting sloshed in t minus 36 minutes

>>50038069
diapocalypse*
u really need to develop some writing prowess u are not diaper crew material as u are rn

>>50038081
i liked mine more also i started this diap shit nigga

unko and i oppose the diaper faction

>>50038079
this feels relatable to me personally

>>50038088
u turn it on ill turn it up

retards who ignore repeated warnings deserve what they get

>>50038097
go die for putin bitch

just go die retard

none of you die. live long and prosper

i dont want anyone to die and i want everyones mental health to improve and everyone to be happy and most importantly that everyone learns japanese!

you told me to fall of my balcony and crack my skull on the pavement

>>50038114
yay!

if i said that there had to be a good reason because under normal circumstances thats not what i want for anyone

i said i was drunk and you're le straight edge faggot that was the only reason

>>50038129
honestly not sure what i would do in this situation

>>50038143
so there u go i was doing my militant straight edge bit and i never considered theres a real human being on the other side because its 4chan
im sorry it stuck with you thats not something i wouldve wanted for anyone either

>>50038152
probably would flick my bean first

>>50038162
its ok i dont care and didnt care then just pointing out that you're bullshitting a bit

would commit crimes for a permanent heart shape ahoge

>>50038170
i dont want to hear bad things happen to people, those kinds of things dont make me happy but i always assume on 4chan its just a bunch of noise to eveyrone that no1 remembers
i forget just about anything i read here only a few things have stuck but when i come back and people are still talking about the same old things some of it does come back

お待ち遠様
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hmwqfo57mA

wow seeing his hick friends lose their houses and ugly f150s from that hurricane made jamal grow a conscious

>>50038216
didn't have put in dark souls controls into this one? gives me the ick

>>50038216
wont buy

>>50038225
looks like she received my blank shot nakadasi

>>50038217
always had one u just cant show it on 4chan
gotta be invincible u know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS3ITyFBBJ8

>>50038263
really bugs me they call this silent hill when they lost all sense of how to make a scary game that fills u with dread to take even a single step like the fucking original ps1 game even

silent hill f for fs in the chat this franchise is cooked

well my gamer career lasted about 1 and a half spider man games after getting my new pc and havent played anything since lol

this looks so fucking bad holy shit

>>50038271
actually i agree. i doesn't seem scary from what i've seen. setting is everything in a horror game for me and few things work. still gonna check it out regardles but i don't have high hopes. not relly a fan the series to begin with either - mostly bc i don't like the gameplay. story and atmosphere were top tier in the past

>>50038278
play emulator games

silent hill 1 was legit nightmare fuel and it didnt do it with cheap jump scares it was all through the art and sound and a really fucking bizarre dub that people criticized for being bad without understanding it was intentional to feel unsettling and bizarre

>>50038278
most modern games by western studios are insufferable these days. they constantly talk at you. every button press triggers a voiceline and it never stops. spider-man is especially guilty of this. insufferable game design. 90% of games shouldn't even have a story and therefore no voice actors. you know what a fun game is? fucking geometry wars. that shit ruled

>>50038290
u remind of myself with that geometry wars name drop
crazy that if u can just jump into a game and just play it its more enjoyable than having tutorials shoved down ur throat or endless cutscenes

>>50038284
id rather huff a diap
>>50038290
there really arent that many cutscenes and i thought the story in the first one was pretty good as far as capeslop goes. my issue is more that the gameplay is kind of boring and every mission ultimately boils down to "go here and beat up this group of thugs"

this shit was fun as FUUUUUUUUUCK and i was pretty fucking good at it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH3DL55S8oE

ore wa gundam

ttgl > any gundam

this was a cool game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFdOhf5-P0

we got a shmup gamer

>>50038338
i really hope you've never seen this
blew my fucking mind back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZEGyrEnXrk

i havent, dang that dude be gaming

>>50038356
damn i completely forgot this had a two player mode

>>50038356
oh no, it's only level 1. i thought it was the whole run. oh well, basically i finishes the whole game like that. i don't think he even loses a single ship. maybe one i don't remember. i probably have that video lying around somewhere...

always felt pity for speed runners and other people that spend thousands of hours on some dumb bullshit like that like theyre blessed with the yearning for mastery but cursed that the avenue for it is some utterly useless shit

if a game is legit fun to play as time attack theres nothing wrong with it
i just dont get the retards that sit in one place for 9 hours metastasizing cancer inside of themselves to speedrun a final fantasy game and the most intensive gameplay is literally spamming buttons to get through dialogue and menus lmao

here's another level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEkS199jTuA

>>50038376
whats the difference between that and someone that grinds a speedrun in some random skill game that only like 1000 people still play for 3000 hours both are bad

>>50038378
it's even crazier than i remember mother of god guy's a machine

>>50038378
i guess having 2 arcade sticks lets u basically try to play like this.. sounds like a fun idea maybe u can tell that guy has every single thing memorized

>50038386
idk if u ever found a game u really liked where just zooming through it feels like that nighttime chill drifting scene in fast and furious tokyo drift youd understand i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MoeT7x_gUQ

>maybe u can tell that guy has every single thing memorized
ya think buddy? the fuck

>>50038411
maybe was the end of the first part of that runon sentence its obv he knows every single thing with perfect timing

nibblers memorizing entire games and matto cant even memorize words that appear in 10 minutes worth of muramasa

wish someone would nibble on my peepee

417 time to stfu

jaws coming out of the ocean and bites only your dick off

>>50038437
game had a cool menu (was later copied by someone other game but not as well)

>>50038431
ankle nibbler

speedrunning is cool but most of the people who do it arent

>time to stfu
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWEhMOrRpQ

i wonder if someone has used a diaper to help them complete a long speedrun before

wonder is someone has used a diaper to suffocate another man to death before. maybe like a hitman

yea it's happened

diaper soaked in chloroform get pampered

is anyone here aware of an archive/torrent/whatever of shimajiro? I figure baby cartoons would be easier than actual shows but I can't find much. The third season is on nyaa as well as some movies but thats it.
I tried poking around the YT channel to see if that has any full eps but I can't read the playlists and I'm not sifting through almost 2k videos for nothing

>>50038478
bro just watch jojo and shit instead of literally putting ur head in a filthy diaper just cause it's le easier

you're posting a lil too much jamal. dial it back

>>50038478
i put しましまとらのしまじろう into yt and instantly got a playlist of a bunch of 30 min episodes
you have a good idea though, stick to it

>>50038486
leaned back watching college football chattin online

remembered using 同調圧力 in a bar in japan and people acting like visitors at sea world do when the seal catches a fish in its mouth lmfao

>>50038494
they werent acting, u really were that to them congratulations on being the novelty

>>50038494
https://youtu.be/7WXVFl-N6-o?t=36

>>50038502
yeah it felt good in the moment and its a nice lil memory alongside many others from that trip like it

>>50038491
yeah there's another playlist on YT with some ~10 min stuff so its not nothing, I just hoped there'd be a more complete collection. maybe when I have more cash I'll get a drive and figure out which of the 800 DVDs on amazon are closest to a full set.
kinda funny that I can find old VNs from 98 that had all of 2 sales but I can't find one of the largest jp eudcational series to ever exist.

you need pepper pig

its much less effort to upload a little vn than it is to handle all those video files but im sure they are out there somewhere
id look for you but i think its important to have something you actively want to find in japanese and figure out how to get some leads yourself using japanese
its a good carrot to chase imo, good luck

>>50038557
woah throwback xd

おチンポにはペニスがあります

ペニスを咥えてみせます

your assにはmy footがあります

>>50038610
woah throwback xd

これはペニスです
おチンポになってください

unko says stop having fun

cant hear him through this diaper

diaper no naka niwa unko to oshiko ga arimas

yosui inoue - diaper no naka e

noticed a significant dropoff in unko posts since the diapering must be getting to him

mat

>>50038635
matt? yea he's missed

できるものならばあなたさまのおチンポになりたいです

if possible you want to become my penis?

そうです
その性を受け継いでペニスそのものになって差し上げたいです

pissy boy

whos a lil poopoo stinky baby

its me

*raises paw*

piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco
miss the early 2000s like you wouldnt believe

you were the tommy poster? piece of shit

>tommy poster
i laughed

diaper swag

woah bido not missing the chance to appeal to daddy with a repost

seethecel been relatively quiet and maybe a bit scared since jamal returned

skipped a hundred posts and scrolled to the bottom

hes just biding his time until he returns to heckle everyone over an iq pzuzle for the thousandth time

bottom of the diaper

>>50038706
no idea wtf you're talking about but perhaps a suicide on your end would be the appropriate solution

queef too scared to post now

yup critical hit

hey we cant tell our thread brothers and sisters mean things anymore this is a time of peace
we wear our diaps in solidarity together

im critically moist

*slam dunks diaper into the trash*

im critically drunk

im critically gay

>>50038725
no no NO think about unko and the huffing he could have done FUCK YOU

dame i cant believe jamels str8 edge thing was a bit and he doesnt believe in anything he said

diapers arent straight edge

i mean i do live drug and alcohol free

dang i dont care

huffing jenkem out of a diap getting twisted

love stuffing my fat belly

thanks in part to me we have 4k cameras aboard the international space station live streaming beautiful views

>>50038745
wonder if the wear diapers on the iss

the real labor alienation marx should have talked about is that modern engineering requires so much coordination and cooperation that each individual plays a minor role in some subsection of a subsection of a cool thing

>>50038745
guess u feel bad that no one cares huh
well *pats u on the back* good job

lenin read a book on marx

i didn't have to look at the you to know a nobody cares but more importantly *glances at bank balance* somebody cared quite a bit haha

>>50038752
im p sure that daredevil guy who did the free jump out of the red bull thing years ago was wearing a fully body diap

>>50038766
do u spend ur lfie competing against a figment of ur imagination born from the internet
u should use it to get u a good psych imo no cap

he recently died of a heart attack mid skydive

>>50038775
no fuckin way that guys dead wtf he was epic

>>50038767
he dead now (4 real)

sometimes i type a post and hit submit but the captcha fails so i cancel the post

reddit said it was a good thing he died cause he was a nazi

katy perry went to space too and higher. the redbull guy ain't shit compared to her

he was always a despicable racist so its a good thing hes dead

oh.. well if he was a nazi then i guess its good......

fuck i think the movie torrents are dead
i swear to god if this stupid tiger makes me buy actual DVDs

>>50038790
just search in qbit retard

>>50038786
but did she jump out with only a parachute and wearing a full body diaper

unko can you find me the jp subs for shugo chara? it's not on jimaku

jumping out is for chumps. rich famous like her stay inside

wonder if space tourism will become affordable before i die

i wonder if buzz aldrin while standing on the surface of the moon just pissed and shit himself

cant wait to go to space and see a bunch of nothing

what if u go up there and there is something tho

gonna go ahead and get lost in my meta vr glasses instead

>>50038774
i compete with myself which is a far greater challenge than anything you could ever be even in the most creative of imaginations. don't flatter yourself clown

>>50038844
well then idk why you have an obsession with trying to validate yourself to me by always replying to me with ur dumb shit stfu and stop signing ur posts

>>50038494
they were only impressed because they could tell you were pushing your own limits and growing by using a relatively hard word for your level

scroll up and tell me who replied first dumb guy lol
idk why you have an obsession with losing and getting pwned but to each his own kink i guess

>>50038872
dont think so i was talking to them for like an hour at that point

>>50038494
but did you use 単調

jamal what vn should i read

final fantasy crystal chronicles? those were the days

batta boy

>>50038876
dont see how that is really relevant

873 competing with himself rn lol

>>50038880
idk i havent played a visual game in like 5 years

>>50038877
no it didnt come up
>>50038888
checkem also dont care

>>50038890
fair i just think its funny to think about the psychology behind the jouzu

dame i gotta step up my vinny game

>>50038889
when i said scroll up i didn't mean on your upside down monitor to post more cope

why are u still replying to me dude

>idk i havent played a visual game in like 5 years
方 scarred him

and now his monitor stopped working

id say i feel bad for putting that level of angst in u dude but i think at this point u probably deserved it

when say sing mora-by-mora would they sing: ka N pa i

OR

ka M pa i

>>50038909
i got it tattooed on my arm so i never forget

no idea what you're on about i just enjoy shitting on you for the colorful reactions

>>50038922
say = they

not sure what i was typing

how is jamal gonna squirm out of this one

idk what to play what vn has the hottest babes

>>50038933
https://vndb.org/v2762

>>50038329
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/gRXbxMft7f0?t=128

>>50038943
i was just quoting whats his face from gundam00 but lol shoutouts to ready player 1

>>50038942
old with a bad art style

ready to win as always but is player 2 ready to cope

>>50038955
weirdest comment ive ever heard from someone talking about kyonyuu fantasy

>>50038949
ready player one was a bad movie

>>50038961
>ready player one was a bad movie

the book was better

not shart approved stamp

>>50038961
i give it a pass because at least its not another sequel or reboot or whatever of something else
we have to encourage ppl to make new things even if they dont come out great

wrong

hi wrong im dad

btw incoming gay retarded attempt at an insult in 3..2..1..

wrong dad moment

incomprehensible argument you two are having

grok make their argument comprehensible

the c.k. murderer also visited furaffinity like me i feel sick

rip kirk

furfags have gone too far

they're far beyond driven

>>50038949
yeah i know but i really thought he said ore ga gundam in this movie then again i saw it in theaters when i barely knew japanese

well i still barely know japanese but that's how the cookie crumbles

fake humility

>>50038922
are you sure you're pronouncing ん correctly? it should feel obvious how unnatural ka N pa i is

cwazy huh

im kinda disappointed yall havent made new memes since then its like time really stopped for this thread back then

the clowns retired

djt's elite human capital was deported

i blame shart

acquired ってとこ

>>50039042
no i really don't know japanese if i were to take a quiz or post a vocaroo i would be humiliated

>>50039065
unko will be the judge of that

>>50039062
for some reason im reminded how i still haven't acquired mushi ga ii

>>50039062
nora ur the fuckin man dude watch more anime do less flashcards

why is jamal obsessed with nora

is there a japanese phrase for "betting on the wrong horse"

>>50039083
he's a chaser

uhm excuse me nora's a beautiful woman

cuz nora is positive and almost all of u are very neggy

>>50039087
逆張り？知らんけど( ˘ω˘)

unabashed tranny fucker you hate to see it

is the new tripfag pretending to be jamal? incredibly grim. whole thread is just knockoff tripfags

yeah im just pretending im not really jamal

the real jamal would have posted at least two shitty j-rap songs already

>>50039096
>just knockoff tripfags
thats xiamel for you

>>50039106
for reaal

im not a fan of the current jap rap scene all the new music i listen to is primarily white ppl, end of the era

yea unfortunately its a copy cat jamal from wish dot com

>>50039101
post buckteeth

twerking in my diap

u had to be there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5BzHLvJE8A

>>50039126
i think its epic the beat samples the intro from a blink 182 song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDp9bn1fvJc

chocobo no morai
hey got it right

only jamal would reference a boomer band like blink i think it's him

>>50039143
Michel kawaii :3

boomers were a mistake

blink is not a boomer band wtf u apologize for that shit rn

>>50039154
old ahh nigga

do kids these days hear blink and think its boomer shit how i used to think fleetwood mac was boomer shit when i was a kid theres no fucking way

im p sure kids hear blink today and go wow this is better than the crap they currently make what gives

My penis is so tiny, haha!

crouching diaper hidden dragon

>>50039163
this was a notch tweet lol

>>50039163
lil pippi...

show me your penis, old man...

ull have to pry it out of my cold hard diaper
or sub to my onlyfans

that's a penis smell I can smell deeply

average j fan

I'm a shitty boy
I'm a shitty boy