Thread 50061642

An outsider like you should bring new blood to the human village. Plenty of girls in the human village. Don't waste it on smelly youkai or dumb fairies.

>>50061642 (OP)
>Don't waste it on smelly youkai or dumb fairies.
Noted, Goddesses it is then. Thanks for the advice, Akyuu!

>>50061642 (OP)
The average /jp/sie could not pull even the most bland village woman.

>>50061642 (OP)
Sorry fag, I'm going out to pump my seed into the smelly human witch living alone in the forest.

>>50061642 (OP)
Maybe I want the nice young boy who comes into the village selling medicine constantly.

>>50061741
>smelly human witch
>human
Doesn't matter human village still getting new blood

>>50061889
You will not kidnap our beautiful human daughter for your human zoo, she will live in the forest with her loving parents.

I fancy the purple haired scholar girl. Do I have any chance with her?

>>50061642 (OP)
Don't say that so loudly, you'll upset my daughterwife!

>>50061932
No chance! Lay your filthy hands off of Akyuu! A wealthy and elite woman like her deserves so much better than an unwashed strange outsider!

>>50061642 (OP)
Sorry, my ancestors were pagans. Gotta make the ancestors happy and start mingling with the spirits.

>>50061678
That's fine, I'm into fairies.

>>50062558
This is a child

>>50061932
She died last year sadly

>>50062236
I'm not unwashed! I have good personal hygiene and I'm educated and stuff.
>>50062596
Anon I know Japanese culture is really hyperbolic about women getting older, but turning 30 is not "death" by any means.

>>50062566
she's like, goddamn, 69-80 years old

>>50061934
Please don’t overfeed your fairies, anon! It makes them look fat and can interfere with their flying!

>>50061642 (OP)
instructions unclear, caught a wolf

I caught a chicken.
she won't stop screaming.

>>50062808
I expanded this image and my boss gave me a promotion. Thanks anon.

ADVERTISER-SAMA, GET DOWN

>>50062808
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>>50062808
But I don't have a lot of stamina and I have a small penis... I think I'm just gonna stick with human women like AQ-sama instead.

>>50062808
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!!

>>50062894
you should try an inchling on for size

>>50062918
I want Shimmy to smash my penis with her Magic Mallet.

>>50062923
To make it grow bigger.
...to make it grow bigger, right?

>>50063005
Smash my cock Shimmy must. Maximum pain I must endure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glN0W8WogK8

Akyuu thread or Youkai fucker thread?

Yes

>>50063058
Fuse them, bully akyuu thread.

>>50063123
>Fuse them

>>50063138
Wow, cute youkai. Something seems... a little off though, not quite what it could be.

>>50063179
Youkai, fairies, I want to RAPE them all!!!!!

>>50063209
...aren't you forgetting a species?
One with very breedable women?

>>50063236
Magicians?

>>50062271
Aztecs?

I wanted European girls, and they're all youkai.
Merry is from the outside world so she doesn't count either.

I demand more western cryptid/folklore/myth girls, ZUN. Those silly Vampire girls aren't enough.

I demand more Akyuus!

>>50073801
okay but i only have 1

>>50061642 (OP)
As always my wife is so based

>>50061642 (OP)
im afraid that im contractually obligated to sire 50 tube foxes before i can do such a thing.

>>50075112
Greedy

>>50075112
put them all in cages then flay their skins, you'll get the village rid of 50 calamities and have some high quality fluffy fox skin.

>>50081543
How could you bring yourself to be so evil against the little kons?

pick your human heroine to breed with

>>50081596
Hold on... one of these girls is not like the others.......

>>50069800
How about the Roggenmuhme?
It's a German monster

She is a female corn demon with fiery fingers. Her bosoms are filled with tar, and may end in tips of igneous iron. Her bosoms are also long, and as such must be thrown over her shoulders when she runs. The Roggenmuhme is completely black or white, and in her hand she has a birch or whip from which lightning sparks. She can change herself into different animals; such as snakes, turtles, frogs and others.

The Roggenmuhme is well known for stealing human children which are looking for cornflowers. The Roggenmuhme is also known to replace children with changelings. She forces children to suck at her deadly bosom, and may strike the children with her bosom

>>50083177
So what you're saying is that she has really big tits?

>>50083177
>Her bosoms are also long, and as such must be thrown over her shoulders when she runs

>>50083177
Hot, I will suck on her tits even if it kills me

>>50081679
Yeah! Reimu is so much cuter than the others it's like she's in an entirely different league!

>>50083189
You're going to love the Shirime.
This peculiar creature appears like a human at a distance but reveals a large eye in the socket where its anus should be when it bends over to show its buttocks.

It approaches people at night, often appearing as a person with no facial features. It then exposes its buttocks, revealing the single, large eye, and flees after startling the traveler.

hag

i dont think im ready for that... i should get a practice girlfriend from youkai mountain first, like all the male villagers suggested.

There is nothing practice about it
Once you throw yourself to the wolves, you're hers forever

>>50094115
>I'm not ready to drink alchohol yet so i'll practice by snorting acid.
Maybe there is a reason human population is plumetting so much in the village.

>>50095713
Practice by SMOKING ACID......................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtB6KS1sATQ

>>50094115
this is less of a trial, and more like a trial by fire...

>>50101824
"trial" implies that there will be an end to it.

>>50081596
They're all womanlets. I want a real woman, one head taller than me at the very minimum.

>>50105408
The issue with that is a "real woman" wouldn't want to date a short guy.

>>50105586
Lucky for anon, gensokyo is a realm of fantasy.

>>50106080
even the yooks would be short though
they're pre-meiji era japs

>>50101850
if you start fighting, the wolf starts biting

>>50106223
They're supernatural beings. Human limitations on a yooks make no sense.

>>50107758
ZUN himself has stated that basically all the girls appear to be in their early teens.

>>50107771
this
>>50107758
plus height is relative
them making themselves slightly taller than any villager would still be short compared to a modern outsider
its 5ft vs 5ft 4, then meeting someone at 6ft

>>50107771
So Marisa is not even 1 meter tall? LMAOing at the micro witch.

>>50061642 (OP)
my wife is a stone statue that lives innawoods what you gonna did about it ill beet the shit outta you

>>50107771
I was talking about yokai in general. Supernatural beings don't have fixed anything. Yukari could boundary bullshit her way into any height. Suika can change her height.
>>50107784
They could make themselves taller than a modern outsider.

>>50061642 (OP)
>should bring new blood to the human village
This would be very bad. Outbreeding depression is a severe threat to stable populations, like that of the human village. They neither need, nor want, nor would benefit from your contribution. On the other hand, there are many youkai and others besides villagers within Gensokyo who could be helped immensely by just spending a day or two with them. The desperate and savage youkai like oni could use a good incentive to behave themselves, but even the refined and civilized youkai like tengu would still appreciate it. So please, don't spend your time around other humans. Use your time for something better.

>>50110115
>Outbreeding depression is a severe threat to stable populations
Funny how that isn't an issue for the tengu population. It's almost like one half of their society is avoiding romantic relationships with the other half. I wonder why that is.

>>50061642 (OP)
I saw this pink-haired woman give me an eye at the sweets store, I think I'll take her, thanks!

>>50107813
but they do not, despite outsiders being a known quantity
so you can indeed tower over your yook wife and princess carry them

>>50107813
>I was talking about yokai in general. Supernatural beings don't have fixed anything. Yukari could boundary bullshit her way into any height. Suika can change her height.
ZUN kind of plays fast and loose with the idea but generally speaking the cute girl forms seem to actually be their "true" form, or at least a "true form". There's nothing really implying that they can control how this form looks, and if they could then shapeshifters like Mamizou wouldn't be nearly as special.

>>50110115
Akyuu doesn't want you to know this but the tengu are free
you can take one home
I have a wolf

Akyuu will die before producing a single offspring, flower wife will produce many

>>50118286
this is a lie. listen to me, anon. don't come to youkai moun

>>50121348
i have seen the error of my ways after meeting a beautiful and kind white wolf maiden. the intellect and charisma of these women are unequaled even by my most indulgent fantasies. i implore you, my fellow humans, travel up the mountain and welcome a lifetime of the greatest happiness and ecstasy with these perfect females! you'll immediately realize how meaningless life without them is!

>>50121428
Sorry, I'm more curious about stuff underneath the mountain.

>>50121428
wolves are always loyal too

>>50063236
Yeah, Earth spiders!

>>50133286
Anon no, earth spiders are hot until you watch her laying a hundred eggs and then demanding you feed her until they hatch.

>>50133295
That's vile slander Akyuu made up
Yammy is a mammal and has perfectly natural triplets

>>50118286
They don't want you to know this but the humans outside the village aren't free.
You can just keep one in your basement.

>>50134174
Most of the yooks would steal people if they could

>>50137602
This yook has already stolen my heart...

>>50061642 (OP)
Don't worry I'm in a loving relationship with my human wife!

>>50149610
Imagine actually being married for like 15 years and only just accidentally discovering your wife was a youkai one day because she got sloppy about hiding it.

>>50149633
Luckily that never happens as Youkai aren't allowed in the human village.

>>50149610
>wife
Anon, that's a boy.

>>50149633
This is the plot a good number of Japanese myths.

>>50155194
Yeah and the end is usually murder so you can kind of see why they hide it.

>>50155871
I like the one where the guy accidentally melts a snow woman because she was too polite to decline a bath.

>>50155871
Don't a lot of them just end by the guy becoming insane?

>>50155936
"Yeah sure but I let me check the water temperature I'm sensitive to this"
Done, saved burning suffering.