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Anonymous No.50095678 >>50095683 >>50095702 >>50104782 >>50106537 >>50125103 >>50139233 >>50139246
Marisa
You know what they say: Once you go witch, nothing else can scratch that itch.
Anonymous No.50095683 >>50095693 >>50095718
>>50095678 (OP)
Virginity thieving forest gremlin.
Anonymous No.50095693
>>50095683
And I love her for it.
Anonymous No.50095702 >>50095737
>>50095678 (OP)
Marisa is responsible for making me rape forest weirdos with magical powers, I swear.
I just can't help myself around them anymore, her fat butt was so addicting my brain can't function without it anymore. I need help.
Anonymous No.50095718
>>50095683
>Virginity thieving
Does she put special magic mushrooms in people's drinks or something?
Anonymous No.50095722
Anonymous No.50095737
>>50095702
You know what they say: Once you go Marisa, your brain chemistry is irrevocably altered in such a way that you are no longer able to fill the gap in your heart and mind with anything else.
You know, the classic saying. I assure you, it's a well known saying and not just something Marisa made up on the spot to deflect questions about her drugging you and giving you brain damage. Something she would never do.
Anonymous No.50096157 >>50096165
Marisa butt
Anonymous No.50096165
>>50096157
Fat ass.
Anonymous No.50096705
What did she see?
Anonymous No.50098908 >>50099368
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/love_colored_boundary_ch12
Marisa is in love
Anonymous No.50099222 >>50099226 >>50099310
This dumb witch turned herself into a book!
Anonymous No.50099226 >>50099365
>>50099222
Anonymous No.50099310 >>50099445
>>50099222
I see Marisa spelled out in katakana sometimes, that seems highly disrespectful to a very proud Japanese girl with a very Japanese name with very Japanese kanji.
Anonymous No.50099365 >>50099445
>>50099226
so they killed Marisa?
Anonymous No.50099368
>>50098908
I know this is a Marisa thread but man I love Patchouli here
Anonymous No.50099445 >>50099456 >>50099462
>>50099310
Fairy names are always rendered in katakana, so it's not a big deal.
>>50099365
I'm sure they can fix her right up with a little glue.
Anonymous No.50099456 >>50099506
>>50099445
Comparing our heroine to some dumb fairies?
I'll pretend I didn't hear that...
Anonymous No.50099462
>>50099445
You're a fairy, not Marisa!
Anonymous No.50099486
I wish I could live in a cabin alone, spending my days pursuing my passions and doing what I want to do. Imagine getting to live with Marisa and seeing this visage of heaven every morning.
I hate being a wagie so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.50099506 >>50099577 >>50099635 >>50101442 >>50101751
>>50099456
Fact: She could not settle in the village and left for the woods in order to live with her own people.
Fact: She has an unnatural hair color that could not have come from the proud sons and daughters of Yamato.
Fact: She has a notable ability to use magic despite a complete lack of talent.
Fact: She is incredibly reckless with a near-total disregard for her own safety.
Fact: She has an immediate rapport with any fairies she meets and is quick to join in on their antics.
Fact: She "survives" clearly lethal injuries despite not possessing a spiritually or magically enhanced body.
Fact: She compulsively engages in sneak-thievery.
Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.

All this points towards Marisa being at least half-fairy, and that she's the result of Mister Kirisame nutting in Luna Child's womb one faithful moonlit night, who then dumped the baby on him after it was born and promptly forgot about ever giving birth, never recognizing her own daughter.
It's tragic, truly.
Anonymous No.50099577
>>50099506
The worst part is that I can't actually debunk this theory in any meaningful way. It's just too airtight, there are zero holes.
I can't believe my hu is a half fairy
Anonymous No.50099635 >>50099712 >>50099720 >>50100751 >>50139274
>>50099506
>Fact: She could not settle in the village and left for the woods in order to live with her own people.
She didn't have to "settle," she was born there and left.
>Fact: She has an unnatural hair color that could not have come from the proud sons and daughters of Yamato.
Blonde genes are recessive, so either you think Marisa is ~80% fairy, or she has two blonde human parents or changed her appearance thru magic.
>Fact: She has a notable ability to use magic despite a complete lack of talent.
Her ability is proof of her talent. Talent is innate, and can be genetic.
>Fact: She is incredibly reckless with a near-total disregard for her own safety.
Yet she does not act sedated. This means she is more likely just an adrenaline junky.
>Fact: She has an immediate rapport with any fairies she meets and is quick to join in on their antics.
Most fairies she meets get shot without a second thought. It's more likely that the times she hanged out with four clearly abnormal fairies is the exception.
>Fact: She "survives" clearly lethal injuries despite not possessing a spiritually or magically enhanced body.
What is magic even for?
>Fact: She compulsively engages in sneak-thievery.
Marisa engages exclusively in thievery, the fairies do a lot more. From this, we can deduce that Marisa has a different reason for engaging in theft than the fairies.
>Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.
Then I guess we found Sakuya's secret origin as well.
Anonymous No.50099706
Don't worry Marisa, I don't care what the results of your fairy DNA test are, I'll still see you as a powerful and respectable youkai exterminator.
What, treating you like a child? Suddenly headpatting you? It was just an involuntary twitch, I swear!
Anonymous No.50099712 >>50099720 >>50099725
>>50099635
Marisa was clearly floating here. Sakuya's one of the tallest characters in the series.
Anonymous No.50099720
>>50099635
>>50099712
I also wouldn't use Sakuya as a point of comparison when she's heavily implied to be of mixed human origin too.
Anonymous No.50099725 >>50099734
>>50099712
They have the same proportions. Do you think Marisa just has very short legs?
Anonymous No.50099734 >>50099742
>>50099725
It's either an artistic error or artistic liberty to make the framing of the shot work better, depending on how much credit you want to give said artist.
Anonymous No.50099742 >>50099763
>>50099734
Then you can, by the same logic, dismiss every depiction of character height, since they're all inconsistent.
Anonymous No.50099763 >>50099768
>>50099742
Marisa is very consistently portrayed as short, and Sakuya is very consistently portrayed as tall, I don't think a single ending image is the hill you want to die on.
Obviously nobody really buys the half fairy idea, but it's funny and frankly not the dumbest Marisa theory I've heard. If I had to pick between, for a more extreme example, half-fairy Marisa or "Marisa was sexualy abused by her father", both have about as much supporting evidence so I'd probably go with the one that isn't edgy nonsense involving my favorite hu suffering severe parental abuse.
Anonymous No.50099768 >>50099774
>>50099763
>Marisa was sexualy abused by her father
>supporting evidence
i need more detail
Anonymous No.50099774 >>50099787
>>50099768
Marisa ran away from home and doesn't like talking about her father.
That's about the extent of it.
Anonymous No.50099787 >>50099851
>>50099774
i can't believe it was real...
Anonymous No.50099851 >>50099865
>>50099787
What's worse, Marisa would go on to contract ligma. It was terminal...
Anonymous No.50099865 >>50099897
>>50099851
what's ligma?
Anonymous No.50099897 >>50099908
>>50099865
Steve Jobs
Anonymous No.50099908 >>50100956
>>50099897
ligma balls
Anonymous No.50100080 >>50101183
Whatever happened to her pet tsuchinoko anyway?
Anonymous No.50100751 >>50139279
>>50099635
>She didn't have to "settle," she was born there and left.
Because she understood instinctively that she didn't belong there and could never be comfortable living amongst them.
>Blonde genes are recessive, so either you think Marisa is ~80% fairy, or she has two blonde human parents or changed her appearance thru magic.
That's not how recessive genes work. And while I do believe that most of the Human Village has a little fairy in them, the important part is that significant non-human ancestry dominates true human genetics, which is why most of the villagers have proper black hair except for the freakshows who clearly aren't pure human stock.
>Her ability is proof of her talent. Talent is innate, and can be genetic.
The talent part is about her ability to develop and progress her magical abilities, which for her is lacking compared to the superior magicians who are comfortable practicing their arts in the human village. Marisa can only progress through extreme study and great difficulty, so despite an innate ability to use some magic, she does not truly make for a good magician.
>Yet she does not act sedated. This means she is more likely just an adrenaline junky.
Like all fairies, who always jump into incidents with great excitement to have fun.
And don't make me pull out the fairy on fairy crime violence statistics.
>Most fairies she meets get shot without a second thought. It's more likely that the times she hanged out with four clearly abnormal fairies is the exception.
Again, that's just how incidents are. Cirno is notorious for shooting down her fellow fairies, too.
>What is magic even for?
In Marisa's case, pure offense. She's not like Byakuren or the Taoists, who have bolstered their bodies through magical means.
>Marisa engages exclusively in thievery, the fairies do a lot more. From this, we can deduce that Marisa has a different reason for engaging in theft than the fairies.
She's only half-fairy, after all. She's still part human, as well, so she's not going to do everything fairies do.
>Then I guess we found Sakuya's secret origin as well.
Yes, Sakuya is descended from secret genetic engineering projects Eirin performed on the moon that included her own genome in an attempt to create a new, perfected Lunar race. She's not fully human either.
Anonymous No.50100956
>>50099908
hmmmmmm, marisa's balls
Anonymous No.50101183 >>50104763
>>50100080
It's currently eating through volumes 4 and 5 of Patchys top 50 000th grimores: Magic and you, how to cast with gusto
Anonymous No.50101362
Wait, so if Marisa is a fairy does that mean there's no law against capturing her and keeping her as a pet? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.50101442 >>50101451 >>50101484
>>50099506
>Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.
Is Marisa the canonically shortest human 'hu? I'm inclined to believe so unless Akyuu is human, which I think she's like Rinnosuke-tier demihuman at best
Anonymous No.50101451 >>50101464
>>50101442
Akyuu is human, she just has a deal with some yama to keep her memories each reincarnation. She's far from the weirdest human situation.
And if we count Youmu and Futo as human they're probably shorter. Maybe.
Anonymous No.50101464 >>50101504
>>50101451
Nah Youmu and Futo are definitely less human than Rinnosuke
Anonymous No.50101484 >>50101496
>>50101442
Akyuu was first seen as a child at maybe ten years old, so she was tiny then. Her adult self from FS, just going off proportions, looks to be taller than Marisa.
Anonymous No.50101496
>>50101484
Fucking eh, that's humiliating being shorter than Akyuu
Anonymous No.50101504
>>50101464
Futo maybe, but only in that she's an ascended human.
Youmu though? We know that she'll become fully human if she leaves the netherworld for too long, so in a sense she's just a human adapted to ghost life. Rinnosuke will always be half youkai.
Anonymous No.50101569 >>50109892
I love my cute dorf wife.
Anonymous No.50101751 >>50101869
>>50099506
Luna doesn't have to be Marisa's mother
It could also be the clown since she's blonde too
Anonymous No.50101757
I love my cute dorf sister
Anonymous No.50101869 >>50101880
>>50101751
As funny as that would be, CP would have either been hanging out in hell or being prepped for the lunar invasion by Junko when Marisa was conceived and presumably born. Unless Marisa's dad is secretly some sort of absolute unit that rushed hell and fucked the first hell fairy he saw (coincidentally CP), I don't see how that's possible.
Anonymous No.50101880 >>50101893
>>50101869
>being prepped
does the clown really look like someone that understands preparation as a concept?
Anonymous No.50101893
>>50101880
Yeah, that's why I was hesitant to even propose that as an alternative, but that's the only other place I could even imagine her being some vague, floating timeline number of years ago between 10 and 20.
Anonymous No.50102794
Marisa has a gift for you!
Do you accept?
Anonymous No.50103998
Marisa
Anonymous No.50104763
>>50101183
Patchouli's gonna be pissed!
Anonymous No.50104782 >>50104847
>>50095678 (OP)
I wanted to belive you, but... I went witch, and now I want to switch.
Anonymous No.50104847 >>50105329
>>50104782
OP wasn't a commendation of witches anon, it was a warning.
Your heart and body now belong to her, I'm so sorry...
Anonymous No.50105329 >>50105355
>>50104847
That sounds a lot like something a youkai would do! Isn't her charm point being a human magician? Is she a sham?
Anonymous No.50105355 >>50106116
>>50105329
I hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but the truth is that even human women will act like youkai in order to secure her man.
Anonymous No.50106116
>>50105355
its the magic that does it, they have power so they instinctively lean towards using that power
the crimson slasher is similar
Anonymous No.50106461 >>50139249 >>50139252
Have we ever gotten a confirmation as to Marisa's literary tastes? She feels like the type to read recreationally but I can't recall if we've ever actually seen her read anything that wasn't academic.
Anonymous No.50106537
>>50095678 (OP)
Yeah Alice is great. I especially like her voluptuous body.
Anonymous No.50107284 >>50109505
RIP in pieces Marisa's broom, you were a beloved part of Marisa's arsenal but ZUN needed to kill someone off in this nothing manga...
Anonymous No.50109505
>>50107284
ZUN has been constantly humiliating Marisa recently and then just pretends he isn't by having the worst character call her a pretty cool magician or whatever.
Anonymous No.50109639 >>50109689
imagine bullying this sweet girl
Anonymous No.50109689
>>50109639
How could ZUN be so cruel?
Anonymous No.50109892
>>50101569
>dorf
It sick it piss?
Anonymous No.50112230 >>50112282 >>50112301
The cutest official Marisa character portrait is cut content. How could ZUN do this to us?
Anonymous No.50112282
>>50112230
Because discovering that is like putting on an old jacket and finding 40 bucks in one of the pockets.
Anonymous No.50112301 >>50112343
>>50112230
It's just how PCB is. You can either drown in sorrow, or make peace with how things are.
Anonymous No.50112343
>>50112301
Silly Cirno, you're wearing that apron backwards! It should go on the front!
Anonymous No.50114139
Waking up Marisa!
Anonymous No.50117789
Anonymous No.50119658 >>50119823
Anonymous No.50119823 >>50124993
>>50119658
Why are there so many weirdos living in the forest of magic?
Anonymous No.50122940 >>50123138 >>50124934 >>50139243
I've noticed that Marisa threads tend to start fast and then quickly lose steam.
Do Marisafags just lack dedication?
Anonymous No.50123138
>>50122940
Marisa regularly reminds me that I have a similar problem when it comes to babymaking, yes
Anonymous No.50124934 >>50124988 >>50125536
>>50122940
Reimu is now popular than her on /jp/
it's over
Anonymous No.50124975
Ojou Marisa is cute.
Anonymous No.50124988 >>50125013
>>50124934
Consider that 70% of the posts Reimu gets are people calling her a whore or saying she's a youkai shrine maiden and a shit character I think I'd rather not be in Reimu's position
Anonymous No.50124993
>>50119823
shrooms. it's always because of shrooms
Anonymous No.50125013 >>50125034 >>50125066 >>50125116
>>50124988
>Consider that 70% of the posts Marisa gets are people calling her a thief or saying she's a half-fairy and a shit character I think I'd rather not be in Marisa's position
I agree wholeheartedly.
Anonymous No.50125034 >>50125076 >>50125685
>>50125013
Making fun of Marisa's height is rude and uncultured!!
Anonymous No.50125041
It's time to merge the threads into one ReiMari thread
Anonymous No.50125066
>>50125013
Marisa having fairy blood only makes me want her more.
Anonymous No.50125076
>>50125034
She needs to face the truth someday.
Anonymous No.50125103
>>50095678 (OP)
Witches are bitches in every sense of the word.
Anonymous No.50125116 >>50125248
>>50125013
Who has ever said that Marisa is a shot character?
Anonymous No.50125248 >>50125282 >>50125337
>>50125116
ZUN
Anonymous No.50125282 >>50125301 >>50125330
>>50125248
Then why is Marisa's characterization always better than Reimu's?
Anonymous No.50125301 >>50127441 >>50127469
>>50125282
Good things come in small packages, Anon
Anonymous No.50125330
>>50125282
Marisa is a pretty easy character to understand, at least on a surface level. You need to get the nuances of her character (her need to maintain specific outward facing personas, her struggles with her own humanity, her resourcefulness and ingenuity) to really get her right, but as long as you understand "good natured and somewhat brazen blond girl" you'll usually get the characterization good enough.
Reimu is a very abstract character, the floor for getting her right is much higher and it's too hard to pin her exact character for a single caricature to really feel correct. It makes her unfortunately feel very inconsistent from work to work.
Anonymous No.50125337
>>50125248
Marisa is the shortest out of the three
she cute
Anonymous No.50125536
>>50124934
We've got like 35 days to catch up to her current thread, it's fine.
Anonymous No.50125550 >>50128966 >>50128984
Marisa being afraid of lightning is cute!
Cute!
Anonymous No.50125685 >>50126143
>>50125034
Picking up Marisa until she's eye level! Stealing her hat and holding it above her head!
Anonymous No.50126143 >>50127555
>>50125685
She can fly and has several kinds of weapons always available at all times. It would be at beast ineffective, and at worst lethal.
Anonymous No.50127441
>>50125301
Marisa might be short but I'd put quarter-fairies in her belly all the same
Anonymous No.50127469
>>50125301
God, Marisa really can hit that exact amount of chub to be as erotic as a young woman possibly can be sometimes...
She's so doll-like yet full of personality nonetheless. I feel jealous of the man who will take care of her.
Anonymous No.50127555
>>50126143
Like I'm afraid of a girl that still pees herself at the sound of thunder.
Anonymous No.50128966
>>50125550
Marisa definitely peed herself here
Anonymous No.50128984 >>50129021
>>50125550
Why did that page summon the pissfags?
Anonymous No.50129021
>>50128984
I mentioned it because I thought it was funny, can't speak for the other guy though. He might have a piss fetish.
Anonymous No.50131408 >>50131798
So how is Marisa going to btfo Reimu and Sanae next chapter?
Anonymous No.50131798 >>50131860
>>50131408
I'd rather she doesn't. Marisa gets stronger and stronger the more effort she puts into her magic, her whole character is being a self-made girl who can do whatever she wants with enough perseverance. The moment Marisa becomes the strongest protagonist, Touhou loses its point, there's nowhere to go after that.
Anonymous No.50131860 >>50132030
>>50131798
Brother it's just a silly competition over who can make the best lightning ward charm. It's not that serious.
Anonymous No.50132030 >>50132232
>>50131860
It is that serious when that competition is the main way of solving conflicts in your society.
Anonymous No.50132232 >>50132249
>>50132030
So what, Marisa isn't allowed to take Ws? That seems reductive.
Anonymous No.50132249 >>50132281
>>50132232
She just needs to work hard to win.
Anonymous No.50132281
>>50132249
Or be clever.
I said it in that other thread that got drowned out by off topic garbage, but I think she's going to make a lightning rod based on Mamizou's description of one. A nice way to showcase her ingenuity and ability to take ideas and make them her own.
Anonymous No.50133839 >>50134521
Do you think Marisa's humor is a coping mechanism to help her keep her nerves when fighting against overwhelming and often terrifying odds? It seems like Marisa is at her most easily intimidated when she's taken off guard by something, like Reimu suddenly showing up to attack her in IN Stage 4. It's not until after she gets a grasp on the situation and starts joking around that she seems to be back to her old, confident self.
Just food for thought, it's probably the other way around or maybe she just doesn't deal with surprises very well but it's fun to think about.
Anonymous No.50134521
>>50133839
The way I see it, Marisa has a soft interior that she tries to hide thru her humor.
Anonymous No.50136289 >>50136636 >>50136749
magicians
Anonymous No.50136636 >>50136674
>>50136289
How is Marisa the only non-dork magician?
Anonymous No.50136674
>>50136636
Out of herself, Alice and Patchouli she's notably the only one to take care of her own health and regularly get fresh air and exercise. Byakuren does too but she's a religious nutcase which is its own brand of dorky.
Anonymous No.50136749 >>50137093
>>50136289
Since when was Flan a magician?
Anonymous No.50137093
>>50136749
Her original profile calls her a Magical Girl, so it's probably people reading too much into that.
Anonymous No.50137814 >>50139109
Hey! It's ya girl, Marisa Kirisame, reminding YOU to buy the latest chapter of Lotus Eater if you haven't already!
Thanks for the support! See you in Touhou 21 everyone!
Anonymous No.50139109
>>50137814
>It's ya girl
heavy trannie vibes, begone false Marisa
Anonymous No.50139233 >>50139550
>>50095678 (OP)
Yeah, REAL WITCH, like Alice or Patchouli. Not this mushroom gnome youkai that barely even qualifies as a human.
Anonymous No.50139243
>>50122940
>I've noticed that Marisa threads tend to start fast and then quickly lose steam
Just like her growth spurts
Anonymous No.50139246
>>50095678 (OP)
there was this ASMR with Marisa having a handsome voice and it changed me as a person
Anonymous No.50139249 >>50139252
>>50106461
Shounen manga volumes she accidentally stole because Meiling and Remi had snuck them in to prank Patchouli
Anonymous No.50139252
>>50106461
>>50139249
Not a confirmation btw, just that my fanon trigger finger is light
Anonymous No.50139266
Marisa has no right being this fucking cute
>protip: she has
>protip 2: I love her so much
Anonymous No.50139274
>>50099635
>Most fairies she meets get shot without a second thought.
Just like when a fairy is a player character
Anonymous No.50139279
>>50100751
>And don't make me pull out the fairy on fairy crime violence statistics.
Despite participating in only 13% of fairy firefights, Reimu is still responsible for 50% of fairy casualties worldwide
Anonymous No.50139550
>>50139233
Oh, right, the REAL WITCHES that don't dress in black and don't even own a broom.
Anonymous No.50139836 >>50139846 >>50139858 >>50139865
How many times a week do you think Marisa masturbates?
I could see her doing it once or twice a week
Anonymous No.50139846
>>50139836
The mushrooms give her all the dopamine she needs.
Anonymous No.50139858 >>50139868
>>50139836
Master bait? Like for fishing? There're no sea in Gensokyo silly.
Anonymous No.50139865 >>50140654
>>50139836
I dunno, how many times a week does she fly on her broom?
Anonymous No.50139868 >>50139876
>>50139858
There are, however, a few rivers.
Now I want to go fishing with Marisa...It's all your fault anon!
Anonymous No.50139876 >>50140019
>>50139868
!
Anonymous No.50140019
>>50139876
“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door...”
Anonymous No.50140154 >>50143648
Anonymous No.50140654
>>50139865
Sauce?
Anonymous No.50141510
Canon Marisa Butt
Anonymous No.50143644
Marisa is sleeping
Anonymous No.50143648
>>50140154
Canonically together.
Anonymous No.50144372
This is what m*Risa schizos actually believe.
Anonymous No.50144902 >>50145555
I want a magicians manga
Anonymous No.50145555 >>50145713
>>50144902
What would their common goal be? What brings them together in this hypothetical manga?
Anonymous No.50145713
>>50145555
maybe Marisa could go around asking for new spells, like in Grimoire of Marisa. She could ask them to hang out or something
Anonymous No.50148115 >>50148749
Why is her ass so powerful?
Anonymous No.50148749 >>50151294 >>50151308
>>50148115
anal training
Anonymous No.50149608 >>50149840
Anonymous No.50149840 >>50150098
>>50149608
Demoted from being a magician to becoming an assistant writer...
Anonymous No.50150098
>>50149840
It's just Reimu being solipsistic.
Anonymous No.50151294 >>50151308
>>50148749
So this is the power of sitting on a broom all day...
Anonymous No.50151308 >>50151342
>>50148749
>>50151294
get the rope porn addicted secondaries
Anonymous No.50151342
>>50151308
Fucking hell AQ, she's human enough, alright? I'm not marrying a boring village girl.