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Anonymous No.50115004 >>50115037 >>50116073 >>50116261 >>50116952 >>50117815 >>50118759 >>50127963 >>50128900 >>50132688
Momhus
Let's discuss which 2hus do you want to raise a family with
Anonymous No.50115037
>>50115004 (OP)
Not to be confused with the similarly named, but unmistakably different "mommyhus" thread two blocks down. They are two very different things.
Anonymous No.50115407
I lack the charm im afraid
but perhaps the tengu on the mountain have use of me
Anonymous No.50115461
Marisa has been my partner during my adventures all across Gensokyo and beyond, so I want to be her partner in the greatest adventure of all!
Anonymous No.50115595 >>50115784 >>50116073
Out of the younger characters, who do you think would make a good mother?
I think that Reimu could turn out to be a decent mother, but someone like Sakuya might be too strict and cold.
Also please ignore the yoshika in the corner, she doesn't count.
Anonymous No.50115784 >>50115939
>>50115595
How are we measuring youth? Actual age or demeanor? Remilia is technically rather old but she's very childish at the same time.
Anonymous No.50115939 >>50115992
>>50115784
By young I meant someone who doesn't act like a child, but doesn't really act mature either, so someone like Alice, Aya, Reimu, Marisa, to some extend Sakuya etc.
I can see how I didn't exactly word it correctly ^^;
Anonymous No.50115992
>>50115939
Right, I kind of figured. Characters that are in kind of that nebulous "teen to young adult" category.
If we're counting Kogasa she already has experience taking care of young children, so she's a natural pick. Sanae is also an enthusiastic and hard working girl, which I think would translate well to being a mother.
Anonymous No.50116073 >>50116142
>>50115004 (OP)
>>50115595
Alice, unironically. She is diligent, somewhat mature, passionate, and obsessively surrounds herself with small human figures. She basically spends all day grooming herself for the eventuality of having children. She was, for the most part, pretty kind even to the fairies. Alice is also fairly good-natured and doesn't seek adventure, unlike most of the other main and secondary characters.
Anonymous No.50116142 >>50116276
>>50116073
>doesn't seek adventure
This actually might be one of Alice's biggest advantages.
Imagine wanting to start a family with Reimu or Sanae, they might make a decent mothers, but it would also mean destabilizing their respective shrines(and in case of Reimu the gensoukyou as a whole)
But Alice isn't the only one, creating a family with let's say Raisen or Aya (for example) wouldn't really have far reaching consequences.
Anonymous No.50116193 >>50116297
Ranking the mainline windows protagonists (no odd cases like partners or vs shmups) from worst to best mother.
Cirno: For all intents and purposes a child, severe adhd and forgot about her own home being destroyed for several months. Could not be trusted with a child.
Youmu: On the border of contributing member of society and literal child, leaning more toward child. Would essentially be stuck in a loop asking Yuyuko for help with the baby every ten seconds.
Aya: Could be good but she's a career first woman, would not have time for her child. A stay at home father would be a requirement for her.
Reisen: Shockingly little canon evidence of any sort of nurturing or maternal instincts. She's nice enough but also a pretty dangerous combination of arrogant and easy to trick, she'd have a lot of trouble if her child was rambunctious.
Reimu: She'd be a solid mom, good with discipline, but she's sometimes blind to the needs of others and her stubborn nature could bring needless conflict. Most likely hu here to become a tiger mom.
Sakuya: Her care for Remilia is practically halfway to child rearing as is, isn't as cold as fanon makes her out to be so the main concern is really balancing her work and family. Her child is likely forced to follow her footsteps, whether they want to or not.
Marisa: Surprisingly nurturing, will go out of her way to provide for others. Would be a kind mother without being too much of a pushover, two biggest issues are that her child might pick up on her bad behaviors and become slightly delinquent, and that she doesn't really have a strong support group to help her with the child like most other hus here.
Sanae: Kind, hardworking, has grandma Kanako and Suwako to help out, she has plentiful pros in her favor and little going against her (might be a little bit of a pushover, but Kanako would keep the kid in line).
Anonymous No.50116210 >>50116216 >>50116265 >>50118753 >>50134804
The issue with Reimu as a mom is who is going to keep the peace while she's on maternity leave? Will Yukari just tell the other youkai to chill out for a couple of months?
Anonymous No.50116216 >>50116276
>>50116210
Prego main character sounds awesome.
Anonymous No.50116238 >>50116254 >>50116265
Naturally i want to start a family with my wife, and have plenty of brats running around our home.
Anonymous No.50116250
IIRC Meiling is friendly to fairies and human children. I think she would make got motherhood material, as a bonus the kid would be well trained in martial arts
Anonymous No.50116254 >>50116257
>>50116238
You'll be lucky to get one kid before she croaks
Anonymous No.50116257
>>50116254
With plenty of love i can make sure my wife is healthier than ever, and that love also wil lresult in plenty of kids
Anonymous No.50116261 >>50116272 >>50116509
>>50115004 (OP)
With the mature women.
Anonymous No.50116265
>>50116210
Reimu isn't the only incident resolution specialist, you know...

>>50116238
I wouldn't make long term plans involving Akyuu.
Anonymous No.50116272 >>50116326 >>50126673
>>50116261
I wonder how Yukari having a kid would change the Yakumo family dynamics?
Anonymous No.50116276
>>50116142
Cozy winter nights in Alice's cabin, huddled around the fireplace with your wife and kids, plus the countless dolls she's made for them... and nobody outside of those walls really knows or cares about you. To think life could be so simple...

I also nominate Kogasa as an irrelevant momhu. Those attachment issues would mean she's clingy to you, as well as your kids, and you will have to tend her trauma from being abandoned for the rest of your life. Kissing her and telling her everything's alright, that you're there for her and always will be; telling her she's safe with you... and again, nobody would care if you snatched her for yourself.

>>50116216
Misses cost 1 extend and 4 pieces.
Anonymous No.50116297 >>50116403 >>50127121
>>50116193
Reimu would be more like a delinquent parent and her child would definitely not grow up well unless her mentors stopped by regularly. She wouldn't be able to provide for it either.
Cirno's child would be basically immortal so wouldn't really require much except the father to give it some lessons. It's likely to be the worst idea because the child would have a combination of potentially powerful nature abilities along with something closer to a human intellect.
Anonymous No.50116326 >>50116378 >>50118047 >>50126673
>>50116272
it's just more work for ran.
Anonymous No.50116378
>>50116326
I genuinely think Yukari would try to be a good mother and take care of the child herself. Although, Ran might have to help out once Yukari gets overwhelmed
Anonymous No.50116397
not among my wiser decisions
Anonymous No.50116403
>>50116297
Marisa is a half-fairy and she turned out fine
Anonymous No.50116443 >>50116463
Anonymous No.50116463 >>50116549 >>50116572
>>50116443
I wonder if her kids would inherit some of Yatagarasu's powers?
Anonymous No.50116509
>>50116261
Based hagCHAD.
Anonymous No.50116549
>>50116463
depends on she just wields them or if she properly possesses them now
if they're her powers for real, then a lot of extra power out to be hereditary
Anonymous No.50116572
>>50116463
Utsuho is described as being a living shrine of sorts, so I doubt she'd pass anything special to her and anon's children outside of standard half-youkai powers and maybe wings.
Anonymous No.50116579 >>50116605
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
Anonymous No.50116605 >>50116633
>>50116579
If you are willing to stick your dick in the living embodiment of infectious diseases, you are a far braver man than I.
Anonymous No.50116633
>>50116605
Yam controls disease, not merely spreads it
Happy spooder means you're immune to everything
Unhappy spooder means you get ebolaids
Anonymous No.50116644 >>50116697
Fug, I'm not ready for this kind of responsibility...
Anonymous No.50116697 >>50116730 >>50116763
>>50116644
You don't really have a choice here...
Anonymous No.50116730
>>50116697
Just like with the rabbits who catch people that don't know they get pregnant every single time they mate
Anonymous No.50116763 >>50116800 >>50116856 >>50116940
>>50116697
IT WAS JUST A FUGGING HUG! HUGS CAN'T MAKE BABIES, RIGHT?!
Anonymous No.50116800 >>50116806 >>50116941
>>50116763
Usually no but if it's with a rabbit even hand holding can do it.
Anonymous No.50116806 >>50116822 >>50116832
>>50116800
Thanks God, I didn't touched a rabbit...
Anonymous No.50116822 >>50116899
>>50116806
You still might be in danger, hugging triggers a predatory instinct in most youkai, making them see you as prey. If she's affectionate enough towards you, the signals will get crossed and she'll either kidnap and force you to breed her, or she'll ride you in your sleep and collect your seed that way.
Stay safe friend...
Anonymous No.50116832 >>50116899
>>50116806
Then, what the fuck have you done?! Are you sure it was really just a hug?! Do you remember at least something?! Was she a Japanese woman, by any chance?!
Anonymous No.50116856 >>50116899
>>50116763
you didn't drink the tea she gave you, right?
Anonymous No.50116899 >>50116951
>>50116822
Fug. I didn't follow Youkai 101 on TV5, so I didn't know that. Also riding me for seed is absurd, I'm not a hybrid motorcycle plant! Wait, I'm in danger?
>>50116832
Well, I... Do you understand /asp/ie lingo? I can explain like that. Autism, please understand. But yes, she was Japanese but also with a big chest.
>>50116856
It's was an energy drink.
Anonymous No.50116940 >>50116977
>>50116763
You see, when you hugged her, your cum particles became close enough to her baby making room to get inside it being blown by the wind, after the cum particles enters the room, they get trapped and each one of them are fused to an ovary to make babies
Anonymous No.50116941
>>50116800
Tewi is one the oldest 2hus, she has probably given birth to countless rabbits
Anonymous No.50116951 >>50116977
>>50116899
No need for the /asp/ie lingo, Anon. I know your kind are too socially inept to fully to communicate or grasp what is happening right now. But who hugged you?
Anonymous No.50116952 >>50117907
>>50115004 (OP)
Mijis should come in swarms, and I will make it so
Anonymous No.50116955 >>50116973
Objectively she would probably be a terrible mother, but maybe motherhood could fix her? She's so fertile she's going to get pregnant regardless.
Anonymous No.50116973 >>50116989 >>50117006
>>50116955
her kind mate for life, so if you tube the fox you're trapped forever
Anonymous No.50116977 >>50116983 >>50117201 >>50117241
>>50116940
Wait, so the wind jerk you off without your consent and forcibly penetrate the woman vagina to make babies? That's kind of odd...
>>50116951
Hijirin.
Anonymous No.50116983 >>50117024 >>50117201
>>50116977
Hope you enjoy your children being devout Buddhists
Anonymous No.50116989
>>50116973
Oh no stuck with an eternaly young and beautiful sex fox for the rest of my life.
What cruel fate.
Anonymous No.50117006
>>50116973
dont tube foxes also get like, 50 children minimum?
Anonymous No.50117024
>>50116983
As long they are able to tune a moped carburetor to make it past 100km/h with only a screwdriver then hit the dirt roads during snow and make it 1th in a rally.
Anonymous No.50117069
So, how would /jp/dads raise their kids?
Anonymous No.50117201
>>50116983
>>50116977
Of all hags, Byakuren was human long enough to lose her fertility. There's no way she can have kids.
Anonymous No.50117241 >>50117275
>>50116977
>the wind jerk you off without your consent and forcibly penetrate the woman vagina to make babies?
It's a Moriya conspiracy.
Anonymous No.50117275
>>50117241
KANAKOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.50117760
My thoughts of the hags as mothers:

>Yuyuko
Her whole deal is that she comes off as a airhead but she is actually super insightful, would probably come off the same in her parenting style. She might not seem like an ideal mother at first glance but her kids will come out just fine.

>Kanako
She's on the strict side but I'm sure she'd be pretty caring considering her interactions with Sanae. Suwako would be the cool aunt

>Yukari
I don't think she would be bad as mother as one might think. She would probably dote on her kids quite a bit, however I could see her leaving them in Ran's care when she goes out to do her gap hag things. Despite that I really don't see completely dumping her kids on Ran all the time.

>Byakuren
Probably the strictest of the bunch, would love her kids very much but it would be tough love. Children are 100% going to be raised as Buddhists.

>Eirin
She's the hardest to read for me. She's super intelligent and cares for the princess very much so I'm not sure how having a kid would affect that. I think at the very least she would try to be a good mother and if her kids end up being as smart as her she would probably have a good relationship with them although I could see her being sort of the distant parent.
Anonymous No.50117815 >>50121652
>>50115004 (OP)
I will single-handedly repopulate Ooeyama.
Anonymous No.50117907
>>50116952
Momiji is definitely responsible enough to care for pups
she's gainfully employed, unlike most of the cast
Anonymous No.50117960
Flood the village with hundreds of half-umbrella kids with my wonderful blacksmith wife.
Anonymous No.50118047 >>50121661
>>50116326
Overworked.
Anonymous No.50118753
>>50116210
Presumably every other shrine maiden has been pregnant at least once before, so as to produce their successor. It stands to reason that at the very least, Yukari has some sort of well established policy for those occasional lapses in incident handling.

Or, the shrine maidens are all just that OP that they go beat ass with a baby in tow. Hell, maybe exposure to danmaku fights in the womb is necessary or desirable for a Hakurei-to-be.
Anonymous No.50118759
>>50115004 (OP)
I'll take the one on the right
Anonymous No.50121618 >>50121629 >>50126673
500 kits.
Anonymous No.50121629 >>50121635
>>50121618
Why do I need so many to build a single kid man.
Anonymous No.50121635 >>50121668
>>50121629
stop complaining and get to work.
Anonymous No.50121652 >>50121685
>>50117815
No anon, the advertisers...
Anonymous No.50121661
>>50118047
sir this is not pregnancy
it is much worse
Anonymous No.50121668 >>50121676 >>50122377
>>50121635
So somehow I got 500 kids now, is that normal?
Anonymous No.50121676 >>50122786 >>50126673
>>50121668
its a well known side-effect. dont worry though, Ran will help take care of them.
Anonymous No.50121685
>>50121652
Listen, she comes from a different time. There were no advertisers in the Heian Era.
Anonymous No.50122377
>>50121668
yeah
Anonymous No.50122514
Friendly advice : Armor do NOT count as protection.
Anonymous No.50122575 >>50122627 >>50122656 >>50125785
Just a friendly reminder:
You CAN breed with humans and human adjacent races.
You CAN breed with youkai.
You CAN breed with gods.
You PROBABLY CAN'T breed with fairies.
You ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN'T breed with ghosts and other undead.
You ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN'T breed with moon rabbits.
You CAN'T breed with haniwa.
Anonymous No.50122627 >>50122655
>>50122575
>You ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN'T breed with moon rabbits.
If yokai are close enough to human physiology, why not them, too?
And either way all that reallybeans is that I can rape Tewi as much as I please without consequence.
Anonymous No.50122655 >>50123597 >>50125785
>>50122627
We only have hard evidence of humans mating with gods and youkai, we don't know the true nature of moon rabbits so we can't say if they're capable of breeding with humans. I'd say it's unlikely if they're native to the moon, likely if they're something lunarians created in a similar manner to youkai.
>And either way all that reallybeans is that I can rape Tewi as much as I please without consequence.
Tewi is in fact an earth rabbit youkai, not a moon rabbit, and likely breeds like one (a rabbit).
Anonymous No.50122656 >>50122713 >>50122727
>>50122575
FUCK
Why did I trust a post on a basket weaving forum
Anonymous No.50122713
>>50122656
Thanks for expanded our pool of scientific knowledge, anon!
Please make sure to post your horrific half human half moon rabbit child when it pops out.
Anonymous No.50122727
>>50122656
>trusting anything on this wood chipping forum
Anon, you sodding tic tac...
Anonymous No.50122786
>>50121676
Gonna need a bigger car.
Anonymous No.50123040 >>50126673
My wife Ran and I will produce enough litters of half human half kitsune pups enough to conquer Gensokyo with
But real talk, she'd be an amazing mom
Anonymous No.50123597
>>50122655
half-rabbits probably look like full-rabbits
there's no way Tewi hasn't squeezed out a few hundred over the ten millennia she's been kicking around
Anonymous No.50125785
>>50122575
>>50122655
If they can breed with gods, they can breed with fairies too, fairies are just lesser nature gods.
Anonymous No.50126673 >>50127121 >>50127130
>>50116272
>>50116326
>>50121618
>>50121676
>>50123040
Yukari will gap the kid into her womb so she can give birth to it instead.
Anonymous No.50127121
>>50116297
Reimu would be a complex mom. One day she's having a BPD/depressive episode and you can tell she's about halfway from breaking out the gohei, the other day she's having a relaxing shopping trip or visiting Aunt Marisa or having an emotional talk about what it means to be a shrine maiden. The future Hakurei Maiden will be one that have difficulty understanding why her mom was like that up to the day she has kids. Ironically, this makes her the most "human" mom out of all of them.

My take on the rest of the PCs:
>Cirno
Would not even realize she's pregnant until she gives birth. Wouldn't really need to be or capable of being a parent, kid is entirely reliant on (You). Bring a coat.
>Youmu
On paper, could be great mother, have years of training. In practice, woefully unprepared, scared to death of doing any important mother task, would be helpless without (You). Good luck finding a manual on raising quarter-phantom kids.
>Aya
Reliant on the tengu community. Would turn your life into a YouTube family channel first chance she gets. Kid would have a dire Electra Complex, will be a better journalist.
>Reisen
Like Youmu, entirely reliant on Eirin. Does mean you get a lot of goof-off time, but don't expect the kid to be anything more but a useless bunny like her mom is. Junko will be a constant presence in your life, whether (You) want to or not.
>Sakuya
Strict, but responsible. Have your whole family life planned out for the next 10 years. Loving, but don't think you will have any input on your kid's life, she's pretty much property of the SDM. Be wary of Remilia and Flandre. Avoid carrying money on you, kid will time-stop rob you at least once or twice.
>Marisa
Sweet, hard-working, will be in PERMANENT debt the moment that kid comes out of her witch hole. Will never hold it against (You) or the kid, but will be a stress on your life unless you can break her pride and ask for help. Bonus: comes with Rinnosuke as godfather, take that what you will.
>Sanae:
Loves (You), loves the kid, loves her masters, will never be able to pick between the three of you. (You) will get into a fight with Kanako and Suwako about how you raise the kid, do NOT expect her to side with (You). Kid would be embarrassed by mom any given day, will never realize she's just like her until you point it out.

>>50126673
500 kits + 1 gap half-youkai is the perfect state for Ran.
Anonymous No.50127130 >>50127275
>>50126673
yukarin is a true genius.
Anonymous No.50127137 >>50127275
What happens if my wife fuses with her other side if they're both pregnant?
Anonymous No.50127275 >>50127445 >>50127932
>>50127130
The only time she will carry the child is when (You) are able to visit (read: she's horny enough to pull you back into the gap). She thinks (You) are dumb and will never think she could use Ran as an incubator.
This plan is foolproof! Up until Ran goes into labor when she's hibernating and the fox goes to (You) for help.

>>50127137
Worst-case scenario: Your child gains a secret Oni Trigger mode that comes online when they come of age. Disaster ensues until you break out the setsuban beans.
Best-case scenario: Because a complete Kasen has to be greater than the sum of her parts, you get quads instead of twins!
Anonymous No.50127445 >>50127457 >>50127607 >>50128078 >>50128489
>>50127275
But I want to mate with Ran and have Ran be the mother of my kids and to marry Ran, I don't want to impregnate Yukari at all
That being said I wonder how jealous Yukari would get of Ran if she sees her shiki being wooed and plapped and being desired and getting married before/instead of her. I wonder how that'd affect her self esteem and what she'd do about it, how she'd cope.
Anonymous No.50127457 >>50127485
>>50127445
>what she'd do about it
she would gap your cock in your ass
Anonymous No.50127485
>>50127457
how about she gaps deez nuts in her mouth
lmao
Anonymous No.50127607
>>50127445
She'd turn you into her shikigami too, or something to that effect. Maybe a magically binding marriage contract that forces you to obey her as long as you're married to Ran.
Anonymous No.50127932 >>50128127
>>50127275
How much would I expect Kasen to force me to train with the Onikirimaru if both of these are true?
Anonymous No.50127963
>>50115004 (OP)
I am too selfish and narcissistic for fatherhood. I am going to need a wife who can either do all the hard parts of parenting or one rich enough to hire someone who can do the hard parts of parenting.
Anonymous No.50128021 >>50160528
I want to make her bloom and fill her garden with beautiful flowers (children)
Anonymous No.50128078 >>50128089 >>50132897 >>50156384
>>50127445
Oh, she would be an envious woman, but also a patient/lazy/deluded one. You probably met Ran mid-hibernation, so you got like a max 6 months of no harassment. But then she makes Ran set up a date to meet you, where she the only one that shows up.
She says won't do anything DIRECTLY to (You), won't even force you to have sex with her. (You) are nice and sharp, but (You) aren't her type, despite her describing a man being exactly like you. It's not exactly like meeting your girl's mother, but you get the feeling of judgment all the same, despite the teasing tone and unnecessarily close contact. She'll let you enjoy yourself and your kitsune-computer gf, just don't forget to say hi to her if you see her. But then you start noticing little things being...off.
Your stuff starts going missing, like a fork or pen you drop and rolls away into the ether almost instantly. You'll bump into blonde women in your life more, bustier than the last. You'll go to buy clothes but the only things in your size would be purple. You swear all the algorithms in your day collude to show you very explicit fox facts, more than you ever cared to learn. It's not all bad, at least. Someone gifted you a mint edition collection of Lafcadio Hearn's writings. And you would think Ran signed you up for some precooked meal delivery app to make sure you are eating; but you swear they aren't supposed to taste that good or come hot-and-fresh, and you never get anything with that Ran likes like inari sushi.
And of course, any lovey-dovey date with Ran will always end awkwardly. You know she's not abusing her (no more than usual), but Ran will get clingy, like she is constantly scanning the environment. She texts you every night to make sure you are okay. She deflects any talk about family or children, sometimes seeming like she ignores or avoiding the topic. Chen visits (You) too, though even she's hush-hush about how the homelife doing, only cracking wise about it seems Yukari talks more about (You) than Ran does.

And as you get more and more intimate, experience the lustful, feral side of your fox gf in bed, it all just starts to ramp up. You'll begin to get "nightmares" you can never fully recall, only the color of violet. Traffic and construction around where you live keeps being needed, forcing you to walk and drive the back roads and alleys, isolated. Your clothes start to become more and more ruined, tuffs of blonde hair are caught around the collar. Maybe you would ask Ran for some talismans and wards, make sure no lesser youkai or fairy isn't fucking with you, even in the Outside World. Can't ask the red-garbed shrine maiden, she already thought you were becoming a youkai for some reason and had a beyond awkward conversation about tech and Yukari (this is why you only visit the green one's shrine for now on). And you figure it has to be her, after you figure out the word "hag" disappeared from your lexicon. Even some of the little details of your dates with Ran begin to blur, like the clothes she wore or what you done with her. No matter what, it is like you have more and more gaps in your memory...

It all comes to a head when you finally catch Ran off-guard. Maybe she's in heat, maybe she loves (You) more than she fears the consequences, maybe she thought she got Yukari to back off and let her be her own youkai (inhabiting the body of a youkai, you never really figure out how that whole shikigami thing works out, just that you have two-girlfriends-in-one). You are able to drag her in bed and able to just have lovin, missionary, babymaking sex. Fully penetrative, no anal, its not paizuri for once, it is love-making at its purest~. And just as you give her that first load, pressing against her tightly to make sure nothing is spilt and that you two will always be together...

You hear a snap and your fox disappears right from your grasp.
Anonymous No.50128089 >>50156384
>>50128078
It happens so fast, your arms snap back against your chest, your body responding faster than your mind of your disappearing lover. But no matter how fast it could process everything, nothing could be fast enough to acknowledge the sheer SPEED you find yourself mounted by the large, blonde woman. You will struggle to catch your breath, gasping for air as more of her weight is pressed down as she leans towards your ear. She'll whisper how she ENJOYED the wait, the teasing from (You). How UNBEARABLE it was, not knowing how just devoted (You) were, how serious about your claims of paternal instinct were. The WEEKS of research, manipulation, gifting, cooking, interrogating her shikigami about everything there was about (You); there are worse ways of passing the time, but definitely better ones. But that doesn't matter! Now the moment has come, you at your most prime, her at her most fertile. The height of her "bile fascination", her "love" for (You). After all, if you love her shikigami, someone merely a simple familiar, an extension of her, OBVIOUSLY she loves you just as much, if not more! A family with her little spiritual coding project is simply an admission of devotion to her, that anything SHE does, anything SHE makes, (You) will come to love.

(You) was always hers to begin with, you just simply needed time to understand.
And if there's anything Yukari Yakomo understands more than love, or family, or respect for her lessers, it is time.
The two of (You) have all night, and she's going to make every millisecond count.
Anonymous No.50128127 >>50136642
>>50127932
She would do the actual TEACHING but you are expected to be there and do it with them, until you eventually collapse first. She will demand none of the quads laugh at daddy (least the Kasen-side, the Ibaraki-side is PINK with embarrassment every time) and you will be the most physically fit mortal on the planet if you keep at it, but that's going to be your weekends for the rest of your long-as-hell life.

You do get to go to a lot of zoos and aquariums, at least.
Anonymous No.50128489 >>50128562
>>50127445
its easy honestly
just have your firstborn son take one for the team and shag the hag
Anonymous No.50128562 >>50128742
>>50128489
Ran has enough of a rebellious streak
Having to watch her own son be groomed into her master's future husband would be a bridge too far
Anonymous No.50128742
>>50128562
as much as she might hate it. Ran is smart enough to realize that the stability and happiness of her marriage relies on her son giving Yukari the dick
Anonymous No.50128900 >>50128904 >>50130019
>>50115004 (OP)
Would Satori raise a rape baby like a loving mother? This is important.
Anonymous No.50128904 >>50132351 >>50132663
>>50128900
of course she would, otherwise she would have used contraceptives as when she raped you.
Anonymous No.50130019
>>50128900
Could she read the baby's thoughts in the womb?
Anonymous No.50132351 >>50132409
>>50128904
Is Satori that desperate she would rape a man that shows even the slightest amount of feelings for her?
Anonymous No.50132409 >>50132434
>>50132351
Yes, not even a question.
Anonymous No.50132434
>>50132409
What a freak! Get her away from me!
Anonymous No.50132663 >>50132892
>>50128904
Well being able to see minds I guess it makes sense that she'd be able to prepare to being raped beforehan- wait raped me ? She is the one raping me uh ?
Anonymous No.50132688 >>50132748
>>50115004 (OP)
You may not want to admit it, but Seija is the best because if a baby gets dropped, she could flip it before it falls on its head
Anonymous No.50132748
>>50132688
She'd flip the baby so it drops on it's head. She is the kind of person you steal the baby from for the good of the baby, no matter if she cries in anguish and agony for the brutal taking of her child, begs to have the beautiful fruit of her wretched labor back. She'd probably be glad to get rid of it anyway.
Anonymous No.50132892
>>50132663
Not on her own. She'd probably have Orin holding your legs down and Okuu sitting on your face.
Anonymous No.50132897 >>50132921
>>50128078
No! No no no no! I refuse to submit to Yukari. I don't know what she did to force Ran to carry out her plan, but I will never accept her. I will tell her to her face that it is Ran the one I love and not because she is what Yukari assumes to be an extension of herself. I don't care if this mindbreaks her or destroys her delusions of grandeur to catastrophic consequences, I will declare my love for Ran to her face or perish. I don't care if it costs me my life, at least I will die loving Ran-sama and not as a coward giving in to Yukari's delusions.
Only thing I would fear is the consequences to Ran.
Anonymous No.50132921 >>50132962 >>50133873 >>50150936
>>50132897
Anonymous No.50132962
>>50132921
That's fucked up anon...
Anonymous No.50133048 >>50133056 >>50133107
Canon momhu
Anonymous No.50133056
>>50133048
Not anymore, lol.
Anonymous No.50133081 >>50133110 >>50133879 >>50135998
you already have a thread for your fetish retards
Anonymous No.50133107
>>50133048
*previously canon momhu
Anonymous No.50133110
>>50133081
Other thread is about 2hus being mommies to (you), this is about making 2hus into mothers. Completely different
Anonymous No.50133873
>>50132921
I'd be happy to have a woman like you, Yukari... I don't understand why someone would want to have a smelly meme fox anyway.
Anonymous No.50133879
>>50133081
Motherhood isn't a fetish retard.
Anonymous No.50134804 >>50134812 >>50135709 >>50135791
>>50116210
>tfw you realize the real issue is that reimu’s exclusively only into women so she wouldn’t get ever pregnant in the first place
Anonymous No.50134812
>>50134804
futapregnancy
Anonymous No.50135709
>>50134804
That's what Reimu always thought until Suika impregnated her.
Anonymous No.50135749
Reminder that not only is she a canon momhu but she let her kid marry her sister
Anonymous No.50135791 >>50139528
>>50134804
Weird how yuri troons cry when you derail their stealth threads, but then also feel the need to insert themselves into literally every conversation.
Also who are you quoting.
Anonymous No.50135998 >>50136008
>>50133081
Kill yourself, pedofag
Anonymous No.50136008 >>50136495
>>50135998
no i dont need to be a pedophile to shit on your garbage fetish thread
Anonymous No.50136495 >>50136516 >>50136675
>>50136008
A pregnant woman is not a "fetish" you fucking disgusting freak, it's just a natural part of life. It's beautiful and there's nothing inherently fetishy about it. Fuck I hate moids like you, I hope you kill yourself.
Anonymous No.50136516 >>50136625 >>50136808
>>50136495
>moids like you
We both know that's a man you're talking to.
Regardless you're right, pregnancy is a beautiful part of the cycle of life that should be celebrated. There's probably something deeply wrong with you if you find pregnancy repulsive, frankly.
Anonymous No.50136625
>>50136516
Hear Hear! Let us enjoy the beauty of motherly 2hus
Anonymous No.50136642
>>50128127
Completely unrelated to your comment: I think I understand hand fetishists a little more now. Incredibly supple and rounded, I want her hand on my face and her fingies in my mouth.
Anonymous No.50136670
Birb wife and mother
Anonymous No.50136671 >>50136675 >>50136710
https://voca.ro/12B6nybp7hhC
Anonymous No.50136675 >>50136710
>>50136671
meant for you retard >>50136495
Anonymous No.50136710 >>50136718
>>50136671
>>50136675
Nobody is going to listen to that and I'm not sure why janny hasn't banned your obnoxious, attention whore ass yet.
Go back to your let's play thread and cry about how nobody wants to interact with you despite your wonderful personality.
Anonymous No.50136718
>>50136710
https://voca.ro/1lQbDG0XKaHa
Anonymous No.50136808
>>50136516
>We both know that's a man you're talking to
Anon that's what moid means, it's a derogatory term for a man
Anonymous No.50136824 >>50136827
>its nawt a fetish!!!
kys porn addicts
Anonymous No.50136827 >>50136841
>>50136824
If you automatically associate a pregnant woman with porn then you're the porn addict, freak.
Anonymous No.50136835 >>50136909
Anyhoo back to Momhus
Anonymous No.50136838
Umbrella wife
Anonymous No.50136841
>>50136827
>noooooooo it's not a fetish even though i'm incessantly posting about it and i am obviously turned on by it it's totally innocent bro you're the freak
fuck off porn addict
Anonymous No.50136844
I will make it my mission to produce an overpopulation of half human half kitsune with my wife Yakumo Ran
Anonymous No.50136845 >>50136875
Would Satori be okay with her pets becoming mothers?
Anonymous No.50136847
like have your garbage "which 2hu wid u fuk" thread like every other fag shitting up the board but dont act like youre not a porn addict, shit for brains
Anonymous No.50136861 >>50136894
How do I find a human wife?
Anonymous No.50136875
>>50136845
She seems like a bit of a crazy cat lady, so she's probably fine with more pets. Another mouth to feed probably isn't a huge issue for her either.
Anonymous No.50136878 >>50136909
little fucking faggot trying to gaslight me "ITS JUST HOW INNOCENT AND BEAUTIFUL IT IS BRO NGH... I JUST LOOOOVE HOW NATURAL IT IS GNGHHH" literally like how pedophiles do it
get hit by a truck
Anonymous No.50136894
>>50136861
Charm Remi and ask to marry her maid
Anonymous No.50136909 >>50136923 >>50136932 >>50137066
>>50136878
Do you really think of porn and fetishes when you see an image like >>50136835? Obviously some pregnant drawings are sexualized, but some aren't and you shouldn't lump them all together. Either way there's nothing wrong with finding a pregnant woman sexy either and that doesn't mean it's necessarily a "fetish" if you find them attractive. Your public spiraling meltdown in multiple threads is very obnoxious and I hope you get the help you need soon.
Anonymous No.50136923
>>50136909
>Either way there's nothing wrong with finding a pregnant woman sexy either
it's shit but it's not wrong no
i just got annoyed cause this little faggot is trying to say like he's totally not turned on by it and it's just pure and innocent and i'm the freak for thinking it gets his dick hard while it obviously does and he's trying to act like it doesn't and it's not a shitty "which 2hu wud u fuk thread" idk if seriously or cause he's fucking with me
posting that garbage FOTM incest game shows how little you belong here btw stop speaking
Anonymous No.50136932 >>50136935
>>50136909
Don't interact with the tranny, he's just shitting up threads since no one would talk to his ass in his own shitty thread where he begs for anyone to talk to him
Anonymous No.50136935
>>50136932
The correct choice is to ignore and post momhus
Anonymous No.50136958 >>50136980
I will start a family with the gappy and no one can stop me.
Anonymous No.50136960 >>50136962
except her by refusing you cause ur a shitty human
Anonymous No.50136962
>>50136960
no wonder she's an endangered species
Anonymous No.50136968 >>50137066
also why would she need your tiny dick to make a family for her while she already has her shikigami and can always summon more cute girls for herself
at least be consistent secondary
Anonymous No.50136980
>>50136958
Based, Yukari deserves a good husband.
Anonymous No.50137066 >>50137095 >>50137129 >>50137222
>>50136909
I don't think it makes much sense to be insecure about having a pregnancy fetish. It IS a fetish (just look at any hyper-preg fag like Saburo-X), but it is also a hilariously common one and one many (biological) females and femanons have (right up there with yaoi, rape, yaoi rape, gore, and vore). Sure, there's plenty of more clean pics, but lets be real here: this is a preg/momhu fetish thread.

>>50136968
Yukari is a girl that likes a project, lazy as she is. If there's a roundabout solution to getting what she wants (Forbidden Scrollery ending, Antimony of Common Flowers, Silent Sinner in Blue, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, Urban Legend in Limbo, Perfect Cherry Blossom) that only requires her bare minimum participation (pregnancy is a passive-yet-responsible activity), she's gonna pick that.

She COULD make more shikigami, but it sounds far more rewarding and less work to get a love life. To indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, to witness the change of her status quo. Different, but not radical. A husband and child would be like a microcosm of Ran and Chen or even Reimu, devoted yet rebellious JUUUUST enough to keep things interesting. And that's what she wants: the idea of change and progression, but not something that requires her full attention and willpower to undertake it.
Anonymous No.50137095 >>50137222 >>50137243
>>50137066
>Sure, there's plenty of more clean pics, but lets be real here: this is a preg/momhu fetish thread.
It's 50/50. I don't really have much of a think for pregnancy beyond finding it beautiful, I'm genuinely just here for anons talking about loving their favorite hus.
I mean the idea of impregnating a woman is hot but that's literally the biological purpose of sex so I'd hardly consider breeding a real fetish.
Anonymous No.50137129 >>50137243
>>50137066
>a roundabout solution to getting what she wants
i'd say having ran make more shikigami instead of yukari bothering herself was that solution, chen is tied more closely to ran than yukari after all so if she wanted a different dynamic it's pretty much already there
>To indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, to witness the change of her status quo
youkai are curious to experiment but you're underselling how much of a bother it would be
what, is she gonna give up sake for 9 months to make sure a human-youkai hybrid monstrosity comes out properly?
Anonymous No.50137222 >>50137232 >>50137240 >>50137243
>>50137066
I have to agree with >>50137095, if simply finding pregnant women attractive is a fetish then I guess just liking sex is a fetish now too? Liking boobs is a fetish? I mean, what does fetish even mean anymore at that point. The word starts to lose all meaning. Hyper preg has nothing to do with this, obviously that would be considered a fetish. I'm not insecure about it, more like I don't want to conflate things.
Anonymous No.50137232
>>50137222
I'd be more willing to accept boobs as a fetish than breeding, if only because boobs don't have an obvious role in sexual intercourse like the act of impregnation does.
Also hyper breasts are definitely fetish territory.
Anonymous No.50137240
>>50137222
if you look at a baby bump and get turned on its a fetish dude idk what to tell you
Anonymous No.50137243
>>50137095
>>50137222
I think you need to think less about the community and literal aspects and more the mental aspects and fixations behind the fetish. The things you do to engage and enjoy with the imagery. I think if you need to go to here, talking about the possible maternal instincts of a fictional character in a work too scared to have girls hold hands, you probably got more "distinct tastes" than what you are giving yourself credit or introspection. It's not about everything being a fetish so much as most people don't really need to do all...whatever you wanna call this is.

>>50137129
I say you are underestimating her complexity addiction. Her most straightforward plan in canon in years has been "exorcise the ghost, Reimu. DO IT.". Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom was only allowed to happen just because she wants to see if the Lunar Capitol could actually glass Gensoyoko.

Yukari is weirdly written in general, even among the hags, so it is fun to imagine her getting lost in the weeds of parenthood and how she get the idea stuck in her head.

also gonna reiterate the incubator Ran idea.
Anonymous No.50137588 >>50137595 >>50137606
And the thread has derailed into people debating whether pregnancy is a fetish. The schizo won. You hate to see it happen.
Anonymous No.50137595
>>50137588
This just proves that these niggas aren't ready to become daddies.
Anonymous No.50137606
>>50137588
oh no surely the thread wont go back to your normal stream of garbage in like 5 posts man its all ruined
kill yourself
Anonymous No.50137612 >>50137621
Man all I wanted to do was talk about motherly 2hus
Anonymous No.50137621 >>50137623
>>50137612
Objective best momhu posted?
Anonymous No.50137623
>>50137621
Well she's basically Reimu's mom at this point
Anonymous No.50137643 >>50137679
Refute that Ran-shama wouldn't be the best AND most ptolific momhu without bringing up Yukari
>brotip: you can't
Anonymous No.50137679 >>50137719 >>50137730
>>50137643
>without bringing up Yukari
So you're admitting that Yukari would be a better mother?
Anonymous No.50137719 >>50137730 >>50138032 >>50139157
>>50137679
No, I'm saying that people bring up Yukari as if she were some sort of deterrent for Ran not being able to have her own kids since she serves her master first and foremost and yadda yadda
Anonymous No.50137730
>>50137679
>>50137719
Why don't you just impregnate both?
Anonymous No.50138032
>>50137719
You could get Ran pregnant and she could give birth all in one period of Yukari hibernating. It'll be a fait accompli.
Anonymous No.50139157 >>50139195
>>50137719
I mean it is a somewhat fair argument.
Ran(much like Sakuya) is first and foremost a servant to her master(Yukari).
If Yukari didn't like you, Ran wouldn't either.
If Yukari decided that you should break-up, then she wouldn't really have a choice.
Then again, Yukari might not even care about your relationship.
Anonymous No.50139195 >>50139313
>>50139157
But what if Ran loved me enough to decide to rebel against serving Yukari to pursue being my wife?
Anonymous No.50139313 >>50139379
>>50139195
Not possible to succeed.
Anonymous No.50139379 >>50139646
>>50139313
Why not
Anonymous No.50139528
>>50135791
It must be hard to say all this when you realize they're almost all canonically into women LMFAO futapregnancy would actually be the only way like that other anon said
Anonymous No.50139646
>>50139379
Yukari's too smart and strong.
Anonymous No.50148148 >>50148160 >>50151046
Ran-sama IS the best momhu, and here's definite proof
Anonymous No.50148160 >>50150160 >>50150174
>>50148148
I thought Yukari's husband cheated on her for a second before remembering that Ran has the same last name.
Anonymous No.50150160
>>50148160
That's right, and Anon as her husband will be bestowed the Yakumo name as well
Anonymous No.50150174 >>50150259 >>50150272 >>50150395 >>50151009 >>50151046
>>50148160
is it really cheating if she asked for it?
Anonymous No.50150259
>>50150174
CHEN NO DON'T LOOK
Anonymous No.50150272
>>50150174
but yukarinnies are bigger :<
Anonymous No.50150395 >>50150916
>>50150174
I wonder how will Yukari cope when I start spending more and more time with Ran over her, eventually getting her pregnant again and again
Anonymous No.50150916 >>50150936
>>50150395
She's just gonna go with other men who'd treat her better, simple as that.
Do you really expect Yukari of all people to sit there and watch as you pick Ran over her again and again?
Anonymous No.50150936 >>50150992
>>50150916
I do, actually. As strong as she is, she seems to be the kind that'd react to romantic rejection like this >>50132921
Anonymous No.50150992 >>50151009
>>50150936
You're in for a treat, buddy...
Why do you think Yukari would react like that, breaking down and crying instead of getting "revenge"? I'd love to know
Anonymous No.50151009 >>50151033
>>50150992
NTA but remember it started with this >>50150174
Yukari originally having no issue with her husband sleeping with Ran and even using Ran to fill in her for her when she wasn't feeling like it.
It's something she initiated and was okay with, but which she grew more and more uncomfortable with over time. I don't think it's unreasonable for her to have some trouble confronting the issue in that scenario.
Anonymous No.50151033 >>50151066 >>50151103
>>50151009
If it gets to the point where the husband only uses Ran, it's natural she'd seek relief somewhere else, regardless if she initiated the whole thing first, though. No self respecting woman would sit and cry and watch as her husband uses a stinky meme fox instead of her.
Anonymous No.50151037 >>50151048
Stop characterizing Yukari as a cuck queen.
Why are Ranfags like this?
Anonymous No.50151046 >>50155501
>>50148148
>>50150174
Toby "Radiation Fox" Yakumo gets to fuck this?!
Anonymous No.50151048
>>50151037
It's not spelled queen.
Anonymous No.50151061 >>50151071 >>50151137 >>50151200
I don't know why, just a hunch, but I think this thread is being taken over by ranfags.
Anonymous No.50151066
>>50151033
Anonymous No.50151071
>>50151061
And one last thing. I will add at least 3 siblings to eika inside her belly.
Anonymous No.50151103 >>50151113
>>50151033
>stinky meme fox
Shut your whore ass mouth when referring to my WIFE
Anonymous No.50151113
>>50151103
Congrats on getting a playable Ran btw.
You know, ignoring the fact that it's a playable role in the worst game in the entire franchise.
Anonymous No.50151118
Yukari WOULD find other men to get revenge if you started only using Ran instead of her and that's a FACT. Why do Ranfags want best of both worlds..
Anonymous No.50151137
>>50151061
Well she IS best momhu, after all, so it's all fair and on topic
Anonymous No.50151200 >>50151315
>>50151061
Unfortunately it would appear that you are right.
The Mofutards can't help themselves, can they?
Anonymous No.50151314
Ranfags really want to live with 100 annoying fucking basically-dogs running around the house? How are you even gonna sleep? How does any one find the idea of living with that cute, Ranfags I swear.
Anonymous No.50151315
>>50151200
This post is further proof that Yukari simply can't mentally handle the fact that her very own shikigami is more desirable and more fit to be a mommyhu than she is. Sad!
Anonymous No.50151348 >>50151363
MOMiji
Anonymous No.50151363 >>50151383
>>50151348
wow arent you a fucking genius
Anonymous No.50151383
>>50151363
Yes I am, thank you.
Anonymous No.50151402 >>50151410
Pregnant shinmyonmaru giving birth to mini babies
Anonymous No.50151410 >>50151464
>>50151402
this but normal full-sized babies
Anonymous No.50151443 >>50151626
I get all the Ran posting, I truly do. But I can't be the only person who wants to make Yuuka a mother
Anonymous No.50151464 >>50151616
>>50151410
how the heck are they gonna pass through!?
Anonymous No.50151591 >>50151616 >>50151622
Sanae's about to perform the greatest miracle.
The miracle of life
Anonymous No.50151616 >>50151728
>>50151464
carefully
>>50151591
Imagine 100s of the shrine's followers witnessing Sanae give birth to your child you created together with you just trying ignore all the people and aid your wife.
Anonymous No.50151622 >>50151728
>>50151591
Since Sanae is a living deity does that mean the baby would be really powerful?
Also I think Kanako and Suwako would be fun aunties
Anonymous No.50151626 >>50151636
>>50151443
Not a Yuukafag but she's elite momhu material, that's for sure. Definitely S tier, right up there with the likes of Ran, Byakuren and Kogasa.
Anonymous No.50151635 >>50151674 >>50151750
>touhou pregnancy thread
>no mention of breast milk at all
Are you guys even REAL? I'll start which 2hu girl's breasts would swell up with milk the most? Which ones would grow the most during pregnancy and let out the most milk?
Anonymous No.50151636 >>50151642
>>50151626
>Byakuren
Is she even supposed to have children since she's Buddhist?
Anonymous No.50151642
>>50151636
She can adopt.
Anonymous No.50151671 >>50151688 >>50151826 >>50151877
Are you okay with bird youkais laying eggs? Are you okay with mammalian animal youkais having litters?
Anonymous No.50151674
>>50151635
>I'll start which 2hu girl's breasts would swell up with milk the most?
Urumi
>Which ones would grow the most during pregnancy and let out the most milk?
Urumi
Anonymous No.50151688
>>50151671
Aya squarting out GIANT eggs
Anonymous No.50151728
>>50151622
Considering how the divine blood survived even in the outside world for generations, I would think so.
>>50151616
Well, the birth of the successor for the Kochiya bloodline is something to be celebrated.
Though I wonder if it was a boy would he still inherit the divine powers? Or would he just be a regular human?
Anonymous No.50151750 >>50151760
>>50151635
As usual, Ran-shama would have the best tasting milk as well as being a prolific producer of breast milk. It's unbelievable how superior she is!
Anonymous No.50151760 >>50151933
>>50151750
Stinky dirty fox milk, eugh. I'm so glad Alice is a human and wouldn't have this problem she'd be so good...
Anonymous No.50151826
>>50151671
Of course. That makes it all the more humiliating when a single mistake with Tsukasa will result in five little tube foxes running around calling you daddy rather than just one.
Anonymous No.50151877
>>50151671
Egg laying yokais are for stealing the eggs and raising the child alone.
Anonymous No.50151933
>>50151760
Cease your slander, Ran-sama's milk is very tasty and extremely nutritious. Perfect to raise litter upon litter of strong and healthy half kitsune children.
Anonymous No.50151953 >>50152030
Reminder to all Ranfags
Anonymous No.50152030
>>50151953
you need IQ above room temperature to truly understand kemonomimi
Anonymous No.50152051 >>50152062 >>50152077 >>50152082
One more post... One more post... Grrrrrr... About that... Fucking... Ugly... Grrrr... Stinky fox... And I'm about to lose it... Furryniggers... get out... Of this... Grrrr! Thread... NOW!
Anonymous No.50152062 >>50152069
>>50152051
no one mentioned Tsukasa though?
Anonymous No.50152069 >>50152073
>>50152062
What is this?
Anonymous No.50152073
>>50152069
new manipulation tactic: crying about how she will never be a mother.
Anonymous No.50152077 >>50152087
I think you guys should stop posting foxes before >>50152051 turn super racist and crashes out.
Anonymous No.50152082 >>50152195 >>50152483 >>50152706 >>50152711
>>50152051
There's literally nothing appealing about Ran other than her having big tits and her being a kitsune, both traits being something that isn't inherently unique to Ran (outside of Touhou). In terms of personality Ran is quite literally an AI if you stripped even that of it's personality, she's genuinely a drone and would be terrible at raising kits, she'd also be a terrible wife she wouldn't even do nice and cute things for you she'd just do what you tell her to, there'd be nothing new.
Fluffy tails really do make people lose their mind huh...
Anonymous No.50152087
>>50152077
meh, im heading to bed anyway. hes probably already typing up his foxphobic tirade as im posting, il look at it in the morning.
Anonymous No.50152195
>>50152082
Wow that has to be the most retarded post I'll read all week and it's only Monday, congrats retard
Anonymous No.50152483
>>50152082
Ranfags have always been secondaries, don't pretend this is anything new.
Anonymous No.50152650 >>50152661
Would you a goddess?
Anonymous No.50152661 >>50152737
>>50152650
see that's the neat part, she's the one who decides.
Anonymous No.50152706
>>50152082
utterly debunked thorough her canon appearances, behaviors, and speeches
Anonymous No.50152711 >>50152726 >>50152731
>>50152082
Ran being a spirit possessing a fox youkai got retconned after Toby cried to ZUN about it. She's just a quirky fox now that just so happens to serve Yukari for some reason, anything interesting about her as been stripped away to serve the mommy fandom.
Anonymous No.50152726 >>50152748
>>50152711
chen's a shikigami too. you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how they operate and then blame ZUN
Anonymous No.50152731
>>50152711
Cronyism is doujin culture
Anonymous No.50152737
>>50152661
But that goes for most 2hus.
Anonymous No.50152748 >>50152761
>>50152726
>chen's a shikigami too.
Where, in the post that you replied to, was it ever implied that she wasn't?
Anonymous No.50152761 >>50152771
>>50152748
i apologize. i thought the second-order thought might occur where you could compare and contrast their behaviors as shikigami vs your own expectations.
Anonymous No.50152771 >>50152773 >>50152776 >>50152778
>>50152761
Imagine being this much of a smug cunt after posting a complete non sequitur to pwn the voices in your head.
I think anal might've broken ranfags a little too hard.
Anonymous No.50152773
>>50152771
>to pwn the voices in your head
Imagine you say?
Anonymous No.50152776
>>50152771
not much thought going on there, i suppose
Anonymous No.50152778
>>50152771
Ranfags will never recover.
Anonymous No.50152788
It's my turn to ragebait anons with imaginary rivalries.
Anonymous No.50153334 >>50154479 >>50154714 >>50156080
Ranfags coming home to their wife having a blank, cold dead expression just doing whatever you told her to do prior. Even if there might be love, she doesn't show it, just like she doesn't show... really anything. No cute welcome hugs, kisses or anything of the sort unless you initiate and she just goes along since it's your "command".
Why do Ranfags want to date a brick wall, guys? Fluffy tails aren't worth it.
Anonymous No.50154479 >>50154616
>>50153334
Anonymous No.50154504
Ran-shama really mindbroke this thread simply by her sheer status as best momhu
Anonymous No.50154616 >>50154755
>>50154479
Enjoy your robot wife bro.
Anonymous No.50154657
>"I'm home, Ran!"
>Welcome home. I made dinner earlier like you asked.
>"You won't believe what happened today..."
>Uh-huh.
>"...I missed you, you know?"
>Oh.
>"...Hug?"
>Oh. Here.
>...
>"You can let go now, Ran..."
>Okay.
Anonymous No.50154672 >>50155435
I see your fox and I raise you a wolf
Anonymous No.50154714 >>50154728
>>50153334
>wife having a blank, cold dead expression just doing whatever you told her to do prior
very hot and made me feel ticklish things but that's a Yoshika thing, not a Ran thing.
Anonymous No.50154728 >>50154734 >>50154739
>>50154714
Can a zombie get pregnant?
Anonymous No.50154734 >>50154759
>>50154728
There's something really sweet about making new life with something that lacks it. THIS is the good kind of dead, cold wife.
Anonymous No.50154739
>>50154728
yeah but i don't know if i trust seiga around fetus
Anonymous No.50154755
>>50154616
Thanks, I will
Anonymous No.50154759 >>50154776 >>50154814
>>50154734
>THIS is the good kind of dead, cold wife
What is the bad kind of dead, cold wife?
Also, Remi would probably be better than Yoshika.
Anonymous No.50154776
>>50154759
>What is the bad kind of dead, cold wife?
Ran Yakumo
>Remi would probably be better than Yoshika.
Imagine having to let her drain your blood right after getting drained, yikes.
Anonymous No.50154801
why do people keep choosing the inferior shikigami? chens right there
Anonymous No.50154814 >>50155482
>>50154759
I think being a mother would help Remi mature
Anonymous No.50155435
>>50154672
I raise you a whole pack!
Anonymous No.50155482 >>50155486
>>50154814
What other Hu do you think would grow up/mature after becoming a mother?
Anonymous No.50155486 >>50155495 >>50155502 >>50155683
>>50155482
Cirno, she would realize all the talk about being the strongest was just a foolish childish dream as she makes sweet love to you
Anonymous No.50155495 >>50155502 >>50155656
>>50155486
Cirno is freezing to the touch so your cock would probably become a cockcicle the moment you inserted it.
Anonymous No.50155501
>>50151046
YOU CAN'T UNRAPE THE DOE, TOBY.
Anonymous No.50155502
>>50155486
>>50155495
I don't know but I've been told
Ice fairy pussy is mighty cold
Mmmmmm good
Feels good
Is good
Real good
Tastes good
Mighty good
Good for you
It's good for me
Anonymous No.50155656 >>50155670
>>50155495
That's like saying you wouldn't attempt to make Okuu a mother just because she's a walking atomic bomb
Anonymous No.50155670 >>50155763
>>50155656
just because it might be a bad idea doesn't mean anon isn't going to do it anyway
Anonymous No.50155683 >>50155756
>>50155486
It's kinda cute to think about Cirno abandoning her childish ways and maturing in order to be a better mother and wife
Anonymous No.50155756 >>50155844
>>50155683
Just imagine coming home to her making dinner while your child is playing around in the living room looking just like Cirno in her younger days. She'd come and hug you to welcome you home and then giggle as your child runs up to the both of you, reminding Cirno of her younger, immature years and how energetic she was, and how things have calmed down after she's met (You), the love of her life. Some of her energy hasn't gone, though, so after dinner and when the child's gone to sleep, she'll be eagerly dragging (You) to the bedroom
Anonymous No.50155763
>>50155670
Yucky used goods
Anonymous No.50155844
>>50155756
That sounds amazing and now I just feel sad
Anonymous No.50156080 >>50156135 >>50156364
>>50153334
It looked very funny in my head, I am not sorry.
Anonymous No.50156135 >>50156308
>>50156080
As the anon this is LITERALLY what I was envisioning, perfect job anon. Reminder this is what Ranfags think the ideal wife is like btw
Anonymous No.50156308 >>50156319
>>50156135
Nice headcanon, faggot
Anonymous No.50156319
>>50156308
Backed up by canon FACTs
Anonymous No.50156364
>>50156080
Where are the tits?
Anonymous No.50156384 >>50156414 >>50156477
>>50128078
>>50128089
No one replied to these likely because the collective IQ of this board is that of a subhuman somalian.
These are well written anon, I hope to see your posts again.
Anonymous No.50156414
>>50156384
I didn't read it because anything that isn't pure love makes me sad.
Can't I just skip the fox foreplay and make love to Yukari immediately?
Anonymous No.50156477
>>50156384
I did reply to it in hopes anon wrote a similar well-written response as a follow-up, my fellow nigger.
Anonymous No.50158890 >>50158916
If we impregnate all the Youkai, things will be peaceful for a while, at least until all the half breeds grow up
Anonymous No.50158916 >>50159068 >>50159271
>>50158890
This is the future that the Myouren Temple wants.
Anonymous No.50159068 >>50159125
>>50158916
And I'm more than willing to help her.
Anonymous No.50159125 >>50159369
>>50159068
It's be cool if babyhus were depicted as individuals instead of being exact tiny copies of their mom. Obviously retaining some important feature like hair color or wings or fox/wolf ears, but not dressed up as their momhu.
Anonymous No.50159271
>>50158916
with Nue like this, it was inevitable
Anonymous No.50159369 >>50159425 >>50159647
>>50159125
>Obviously retaining some important feature like hair color or wings or fox/wolf ears, but not dressed up as their momhu
I mean with some 2hus it does make sense. For example you'd expect Reimu's daughter to also wear miko clothes.

In any case, I do understand why artists are reluctant to make visual changes to the child, as it would basically mean creating the father character, and would therefore prevent some people from self-inserting.

Also in the case of youkai-human relationships, the child is usually either a full human, or full youkai(Rinnosuke being half-youkai is an extreme exception), so that would imply that they would look either exactly like their mothers or fathers.
Anonymous No.50159425 >>50159494
>>50159369
Really it's just the self-insert problem that ends up being the cause. Even if the child is full human or full youkai, I think it's a bit of a jump to go from that to being a mini-me of one of the parents.
Anonymous No.50159494 >>50159498
>>50159425
Mixing parents like real genetics doesn't work because half those genetics are meant to be (You), the viewer
but (You) could look like anything
the solution then is to mini-me the 2hu and not include anything that would disrupt the self-insert
Anonymous No.50159498 >>50159507 >>50159512
>>50159494
Yes, I had acknowledged that, Anon? I was simply saying that suggesting that, if you exclude that problem, the child would still likely look near-identical to one parent, is logically unsound.
Anonymous No.50159499
I don't really care, I just want to impregnate Chen's tight cunny and turn her into a mother and wife.
Anonymous No.50159507 >>50159546
>>50159498
which is why the problem is not excluded
this situation really is rather simple, you seem more concerned with pretending to be smart than applying any real critical thinking
Anonymous No.50159512 >>50159546
>>50159498
How many pups do you think Chen conceive and give birth to, where she get pregnant?
Anonymous No.50159546 >>50159610
>>50159507
Ok buddy. Come back to /jp/ when you've learned to read please.
>>50159512
>pups
Sir, that is a cat.
Anonymous No.50159610 >>50161861
>>50159546
What the fuck are cat pups even called? Kits?
Anonymous No.50159616
Oh
How many kittens do you think Chen would conceive and give birth to, where she get pregnant?
Anonymous No.50159618
ITT, Anons who have never heard the word kitten. Never change, /jp/.
Anonymous No.50159629 >>50159650 >>50159657 >>50159670
How good of a mother would Kanako be?
As far as I know she canonically doesn't have any experience raising children, though she would probably get some help from Suwako.
Anonymous No.50159647 >>50159698 >>50159708 >>50160528
>>50159369
I'm fine with mini me children since I want my kids to look my beautiful wife instead of my disgusting self. Also Yuuka's strong youkai genes would override shitty human genes anyway.
Anonymous No.50159650
>>50159629
On the strict side but still able to show affection when needed. Suwako would be the cool aunt.
Anonymous No.50159657 >>50159661
>>50159629
You could maybe argue motherhood going by myth, but there's a first time for every mother. Kanako generally is pretty responsible, and after the events of SA is shown in the mangas being way more cautious than prior, so her initial bad habits of overextending with her ambitions aren't anything you'd have to worry about. She can probably handle a kid well enough, and teenage years and beyond she's dealt with something close via Sanae. The real issue becomes the fact that, as her husband, you'd probably have your own share of responsibilities, especially for any time she has to take off from being the face of the shrine. Surely you won't let her down, right?
Anonymous No.50159661
>>50159657
>your own share of responsibilities
>Surely you won't let her down
what might these responsibilities be?
Anonymous No.50159670
>>50159629
if 20 something mortals can manage it, someone centuries old should be fine
Anonymous No.50159698 >>50159752
>>50159647
Absolutely, Yuuka is perhaps the last 2hu who would allow her genes to lose against a mere human's.
It's just in her nature, nothing personal.
Anonymous No.50159708 >>50159829
>>50159647
That's not how genes work...
Anonymous No.50159752 >>50159761 >>50160170
>>50159698
If Yuuka doesn't want human genes, why would she have babymaking sex with one?
Anonymous No.50159761 >>50159770 >>50159780
>>50159752
because she likes (You) specifically.
not her fault supernatural blood is strong
Anonymous No.50159770 >>50160528
>>50159761
I can't imagine Yuuka falling in love with a random commoner human.. that'd be too sweet and my heart would melt.
Anonymous No.50159780
>>50159761
For better or worse, as Rinnosuke shows, supernatural blood is in fact quite weak. Probably a byproduct of not being rooted in the material plane.
Anonymous No.50159829
>>50159708
Then how do they work
Anonymous No.50160170
>>50159752
It's fun to kill and rape anything you can.
Anonymous No.50160528
>>50159770
>>50159647
>>50128021
(You) wake up to the faint, sweet scent of sunflowers and the warm, heavy presence of your wife Yuuka sleeping beside you. Even in sleep, she looks really smug and serene. (You) are the only creature in existence who gets to see such a terrifying yokai looking so peaceful and content
The day is spent in the garden, of course, it's her domain. (You) are just a clumsy human, struggling with a trowel. She'll laugh at (You) and call you weak. But then she'll come up behind (You), her body pressing against your back, and place her cool, strong hand over yours. "Like this, you idiot," her breath on your neck... Her insults are just love language at this point.
The sun sets. You're both tired and covered in a bit of dirt. That playful, sadistic smirk of hers melts away into something far more loving. As you both lay in bed, she pins your wrists and gets on top of (You)
"You did well today... for a human" she'll say, as she gives you a sweet, gentle kiss, her long green hair falling around you like a curtain..
And as she pulls back, her face flushed with lust, she'll lean down and whisper in your ear, "I'm going to fill our home with strong, beautiful children... They'll look just like me, of course. My blood will burn away any of your human weakness"
Afterwards, she'll finally let you hold her, her head resting on your chest. All the cruelty and power is finally gone, replaced by a deep quiet affection reserved only for (You), her husband
Anonymous No.50161861
>>50159610
Yes, hello? KITTENS?