Thread 50121315

Go here https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Roll a random 2hu
This 2hu confesses to you. What do you do?
You may reject her if you want but you will have to deal with the consequences and there's no guarantee another suitor will come
Optionally you can get a 2nd roll BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisa

>>50121315 (OP)
Sorry Reimu, I'll pass. You're too busy fighting incidents to get too angry with me

>>50121315 (OP)
I- sure I guess? I don't know much about her or her band, nor am I very good at musical instruments. Hope she isn't too bummed.

>>50121327
>>50121369
My condolences

>>50121315 (OP)
Fortune favors the bold.

Honestly, out of every hu there is, I'm glad I got the uninhibited embodiment of autism. Communication would be incredibly easy, given she can't really keep secrets or hide her feelings. The cultural gap between high- and low context communication also gets bridged.

Also, rape.

>>50121369
Isn't that toshiyaki's wife ?

>>50121315 (OP)
>kisume
She's a loli and she doesnt talk much so I'll count that as a win

>>50121315 (OP)
REJECTED
I like women who bathe and shave.

>>50121377
But she's not even sexy...

>>50121389
your discarded body will be eaten by bears

>>50121315 (OP)
Yay mom

>>50121369
I'm >>50121327, I'll swap with you, I play a few instruments including clarinet and sax

>>50121315 (OP)
>BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisa
this shit aint right

>>50121389
bathe? I am pretty sure auntie nemuno bathes everyday.
shave? mom doesn't raise no faggots, sonny!

>>50121456
Marisa would objectively be one of the worst 2hus to date

>>50121409
Hey, look Satori, it's not like that... I'm sure you'll find someone too, okay? Guys are dumb with hints, and I'm sorry I didn't understand I should've raped you that one time.

>>50121315 (OP)
No matter what answer I give her, I'm in trouble.

>decide to roll
>get teireida mai
>nope
>reroll
>get diet coke yukari
Why is my luck so shit today?

>>50121517
Who are you quoting?

>>50121517
This is one of the worst 2hus to be stuck with
Congrats!

>>50121315 (OP)
Before she even confessed, she already put roofies in my drink.

>Got Yoshika
>Decided to Re-roll and got Parsee
Honestly, will prefer Parsee's Jealousy than being a corpse fucker.

>>50121315 (OP)
Anything but a rejection, honestly.

>>50121795
Green pubes. Like kissing grass.

>>50121795
Rerolled for fun.
>Yukari
>Yuuka
>Kanako
Damn, the whole hag squad's behind me, but I don't take it back.

Not too sure how I would react other then maybe running away out of fear

>>50121825
Based scared of girls anon.

>>50121825
Forgot to post the character

>Bnaki
Sure, I love human girls! I look forward to growing old with her!

>>50121831
I don't want to get raped by a demon that's all

>>50121315 (OP)
>Kikuri
Sure, as long as there's love I'm sure we can be happy, but how are we supposed to, y'know....consummate?

>>50121315 (OP)
I can't believe I got /jp/'s favorite meme hu.
She's probably kind of young for me, but if I can find a way to make it work I don't see why not.
>shitty girl like Marisa
Rude.

>>50121469
Objectively wrong.

>>50122032
Stop my goat wife slander this instant.

>>50122045
Mafia/Yakuza big shots don't make for good wives, also she's a glutton and even though she was destroyed and forced to come back as a good girl she's still all in for expanding her criminal organization.
Also location is a factor and she's probably in the worst possible location.

>>50121315 (OP)
she's like 14 years old so no

Doremy isn't my first choice but she's far from the worst. And honestly, I'm pretty flattered that she confessed to me, that already is a huge bit if appeal for me. I'm usually into hags or fat and hairy (which makes me flabbergasted that >>50121389 is given gold and rejects it) or large powerful oni women but it's not a complete dealbreaker.


I wonder if she'd only visit me in my dreams, or if she'd live with me in the real world too (that is, Gensokyo I guess). Or if she'd slowly lure me to stay in the Dream World longer and longer, until I'm stuck there and entirely her's forever. I also find it a bit hard to get a feel for Doremy's personality. I'm an idiot who really needs to be with someone who meshes with me perfectly and actually cares a lot about personality, and need someone who can have fun and engaging conversation while also being fine with the occasional alone time. And overall I think I'd like to take it easy while still getting to organize and host events, so I wonder how that'd work in a world like Doremy's.

I bet the sex would be fucking incredible pretty much any fetish or dream could be lived out completely safely and with no consequences, and I wouldn't doubt that Doremy is kinda freaky

>>50122032
what advantage do the fucking kappas offer??

>>50122226
Technology that's at least a century ahead of what anyone else locked in Gensokyo has access to. You know, cameras, clocks, phones, washing machines, everything you'd want. Makes up for the whole ass eating thing mostly.

>>50122075
That's antisemitic.

>>50122221
Hell she could probably change her form to be any character you want with what ever body type you want which would be even more fun

>>50122376
Her changing her own body type would be really hot but I wouldn't want her to change into someone else. That'd be weird and I feel a little disrespectful to her. I'd want to be with her alone, after all.

>>50122397
That's fair honestly but at least she could change her proportions to your liking

>>50122452
>>50122397
Which I agree with being hot as hell(I didn't realize you mentioned it anon) plus she could probably change your body to anything too(hell gender bending too if you're into that or want a slightly different experience I guess)

This thread is getting too spooky, why is everyone posting black bars?

>>50122593
If you're discussing lewd and/or embarrassing subject matter, isn't it polite to hide it behind black bars? A young youkai or a pure priestess might stumble upon it otherwise!

>>50122593
Just following what the Doremy anon did that's all

>>50122619
>>50122633
If you keep spamming surprise boxes you might summon something far more frightening.
boo

>>50122581
Hag Doremy would be really nice to be pampered by. And oh yeah absolutely, like I said I don't doubt she's probably up to do some freaky things, which, sense it's all a dream, are much more up to do. I wouldn't doubt Chinese Girl thread material would be proposed multiple times. I don't know how into it I'd be, but I'd probably be fine trying anything at least once, bar something truly garbage like NTR or the like, which I don't see Doremy wanting either.

I'd still want to do vanilla-ish stuff every now and then though, and cute romantic stuff. I'd want to know Doremy more too, from what I know about her in canon she seems a bit aloof and mysterious. Honestly, the more I think about it, the more dangerous the Dream land is, yet also perfect. It's a pure escape from the hell of reality. Maybe it would be better to stay there. Another thing nice about Doremy is that I have very bad sleep patterns and only get 3ish hours of sleep every day so it'd be nice if Doremy could help with that.

>>50122642
AHHHHHHH

And I wish other anons would discuss about their 2hu and life with them. I think that's the most fun part about these threads, not the act of rolling but actually imagining and dreaming how being with the 'hu is like.

>>50122662
>And I wish other anons would discuss about their 2hu and life with them. I think that's the most fun part about these threads, not the act of rolling but actually imagining and dreaming how being with the 'hu is like.
I'm in kind of an awkward spot with rolling Renko, I'm just kind of stuck in a shitty semi-cynical future where everything is fake. I feel kind of bad for saying this but the best perk I can imagine getting out of my sudden Renko gf is that it might give me an in into the Hifuu Club to go on fun adventures. I'm also just going to pretend that I'm aged down to an appropriate age and I'm in uni again, otherwise I'm going to feel really awkward as a 30 something year old explaining to Renko that the generation gap and her still being a student would make us dating feel kind of weird. I guess the alternative would be Renko is aged up and we're just two depressed salary workers that met at a bar or something, which I mean there's a nice romantic angle to that and I'd never say no to that but I can't think of much to discuss about "dating an average Japanese woman who is a bit of a dork in regards to supernatural occurrences and the occult." Like she sounds like a really fun girlfriend, but not one that's terribly interesting to talk about compared to "and then I'd have dream sex with my youkai gf".

>>50122662
I do agree with you anon with being willing to try it once as well an probably never again if she did want to do that. I just brought it up as a hypothetical.(also fuck NTR as well) Also I guess milf Doremy could work as well.

>>50122689
Imagine all the fun schizo adventures though, and you get to hang out with Merry too! Imagine maybe even cracking the secret to the hidden world, and being able to escape to Gensokyo. That could be your endgame.

Or overthrowing the reptilians, Renko would be fine with that too. And imagine the kisses and cuddles while she dorks out about physics. And all the drinks she'll buy you too!

>>50122712
I'd be up for it more if it turned out to be fun. And with Doremy, who knows what could be fun? I feel like she'd probably be a great DM in a sense, a complete natural without even trying.

And not just milf Doremy, chubby Doremy, mini giantess Doremy, endless possibilities. I would include catgirl Doremy but her regular ears and tail are waaaaay cuter than any cat or dog girl

>>50122619
Something about Memories of Phantasm Byakuren makes me want to forcibly throatfuck her while she makes lewd choking noises

>>50122758
Man all of this is giving me a mental imagine of a shitty smut fanfiction in my head(also what is mini giantess? Is it just very tall? If so then that would probably me my favorite with big boobs then for me atleast)

>>50122773
>head(also what is mini giantess? Is it just very tall?
Yuugi size. Between 7-9ft tall. So big but not beyond being able to interact with normally.

And every night with Doremy could be a shitty smut fanfic but lived out! That's the appeal!

>>50121315 (OP)
The same thing I would say to any 2hu that wasn't Sanae:
>I'm flattered, but I love someone else, I'm sorry

>>50121795
Lucky bastard

>>50122795
Tried a second roll:
>Hisou Tensoku
Well shit, looks like I'm dating a giant robot

>>50122793
Got it so what i trying to say was right then since i like tall girls but not giantress. Also now I want to be kidnapped by her while asleep now thanks anon

>>50121315 (OP)
I got my beloved daughterwife.
If she says she loves me but we're already married, does that still count as a confession?

>>50121450
Should we really swap our wives like there trading cards? Isn't thay a bit disrespectful for their feelings?

>>50121836
I fucked up this one so might as well try it again and I got Rin when I did a second role. So I have no idea how this would work since she has the whole not actually existing thing would it just becoming the schizo?

>>50122993
Who's Rin?

>>50122996
Is the one the cite gave me

>>50121315 (OP)
I don't know much about Touhou!
But, she's very cute! :D
I wouldn't reject her~

Um... isn't she already married?

>>50123028
Fanon based off of her historical origin but not necessarily canon to Touhou.

>>50123023
How mean Anon!

I am now going to Alice. On a semi-related note, what are the chances she'll try and dress me up as a doll?

>>50123056
She'll dress you up as Marisa and peg you repeatedly while role-playing as the fat old hentai man.

>>50123056
Oh she definitely will, but is that so bad to have a girlfriend who makes you dress up as a girl sometimes? At least you're in the privacy of her house which no one goes to. And despite her eccentricities Alice is a genuinely nice girl.

>>50123063
Marisa seeing you in a dress or awakening a fetish inside you

>>50121315 (OP)
>Seiga
Kek, no way it can get any worse, just let me rero-
>Medicine
JUST.

>>50123298
This nigga got fucking SEIGA and turned her down

Literal homosexual

I don't think rejecting the amanojakus gonna work...

>>50123298
But if she confesses to you then you are safe, right?

>>50123298
YOU TURNED DOWN SEIGA!? ARE YOU MENTAL!?

>>50122246
But they're not cute... also they don't have the thing that matters the most - the internet

I'd be so scared of hurting her delicate butterfly wings.

>>50123491
>Is there ANY way to salvage this?
Not having shit taste would be a start, also who are you quoting?

>get aki
>reroll because fuck that
>I'm now stuck with one of the ugliest 2hus who's also a maneater
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there ANY way to salvage this?
>>50123494
She's just waaay too plain and boring

>>50123319
>>50123386
Jiangshi hands typed this.

>>50123524
try not being such a pussy ass bitch, if you had bothered playing UDoALG you'd know she's actually pretty nice

>>50123694
>if you had bothered playing the worst touhou game

>>50121377
>Fortune favors the bold.
Then how come I got one of the few 2hus who is canonically married and has a son who is also her brother in law?

>>50123733
at least you pulled the good Watatsuki
imagine pulling her sister

>>50121315 (OP)
I got Saki Kurokoma on my second roll. I am taking that one, since I get to keep my money.

>>50121315 (OP)
Not that I would reject her but we all know what the consequences would be right?

>>50125015
sex?

??????? how would this even work or look like

This thread scare me, why in the fugging hell would a girl confess to me? I don't know what to do if a girl forcibly penetrates my personal space. I'm also scared of lewd stuff. :-( Bipolarity mixed with autism must save me, else I'm fugged.

>>50125373
Cold and dumb, but full of energy.

>>50121315 (OP)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
WOLF SEX
WOLF SEX
WOLF SEX

33 little Chens :3

>>50121315 (OP)
>Get Mystia
>Seems nice enough but I'm a little worried about that whole "driving people to madness" thing
>Reroll
YES. Or no? Idk whichever one gets me my amanojaku wife.

>>50121315 (OP)
>Got Futo
I shall humbly accept. Though I fear I’ll need to pick up that bygone dialect rather swiftly!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>50127671
You say that like it's a bad thing, you got lucky! You should accept my feelings and go out with Yukari right now! Don't keep the young lady waiting!

I got the rare Windows ME-tan meido, hell yeah

>>50123442
Anon we both know that Nitori is on kappa 4chan right now trolling kappa /biz/.
By necessity because the only board they have is /biz/ and /g/. Very sad stuff.

>>50126075
Anon, I don't think that's a good idea to let mental illnesses do decisions for you. Especially when they concern personal space.

>>50121315 (OP)
I rolled Nitori

Im scared about what she may be about to do with my asshole

Im not talking about taking it up the ass

>>50128200
She's a friend to humans and your new wife she may have a weird butt fetish but she isn't gonna kill you

>>50128200
>Im not talking about taking it up the ass
That's what you think now.

>>50127686
>my feelings

>>50127734
nonsense, /diy/ is on there too

Do you think that, in Gensokyo, the 2hus are rolling for /jp/ anons on the kappanet?

>>50129091
There is actually a 1 to 1 equivalence between anons here and 2hus in Gensokyo. Each 2hu has a detailed ranking of anons on this board, they gave frequent threads debating which anon is the biggest dork autist here, tengu have bimonthly tenguanon threads where they post about how they want to get raped and abducted, whenever a newfag comes to the board, 2hus all around Gensokyo gather online to debate about his design.

>>50129128
I will argue those touhous until they admit to being lesbians.

>>50129164
They all talk about how gay (You) are, so it checks out.

>>50129091
>>50129128
>I rolled Anonymous! Shit, I was hoping to get Anonymous instead
>I'll roll again, hopefully I won't get Anonymous or Anonymous - dammit
>God I fucking hate Anonymous so much, why can't he be more like Anonymous or Anonymous? Shit anons like Anonymous are why /jp/ has reclined so much, I wish more of them could be like Anonymous instead

>>50129091
>>50129128
>Anon is coming back anyday now, you guys! I-I can feel it in my bones!

>>50129168
Which 2hu spends her life arguing that every anon on /jp/ isn't interested in 2hus because they're all massively homosexual?

>>50129230
Mokou.

>>50129128
"Anon isn't a slut he's a good boy!"
"No Anon doesn't piss his pants nor doesn't he spend all day play with those figures he bought. They are baseless rumours!"
"Dame the /jp/ Experience really ruined anons reputation. He went from a grumpy but lovable lad in the eyes of Gensokyou to a wife beating, mental ill cuck!"
"Anonymous isn't a basement dwelling NEET. The economy sucks that's why he doesn't have a job yet"
"Oldfags aren't past thier prime. They are like wine and get better with age"
"These newfags loving shotacons need to be executed. Reimu should really do something about it"

>>50129663
"Oh, you want to go to the Outside World? It's a dystopia and anons would instantly kill and eat you if they saw you!"

>>50129663
Who'd be moderating the board with all these ruckus causing 2hus? Sakuya?

>>50129746
Yukari, I imagine, maybe with the help of Reimu(who's too lazy to even delete obvious moonie spam threads). Sanae would constantly apply because she wants to clean the board, since she was an outside worlder herself so she feels uncomfortable with how anons are discussed, but Yukari won't accept her because she knows that if the board is too closely moderated, the kappa will just make an even less moderated altchan.

>>50129783
The other 2hus must feel so jealous of Sanae... she might have gotten to talk to real, bona-fide anons!

>>50129783
>since she was an outside worlder herself so she feels uncomfortable with how anons are discussed
This would mean that Sanae and all 2hus who have recently been in the outside world are the equivalent of lorefags who seeth at fanon and misinterpretations

I hope the 2hu that rolls me wouldn't reroll or be disappointed...

>>50129906
Maybe this is why 2hus are so violent and competitive, they fear disappointing their favorite anons.

>>50129827
They too could meet a real bona-fide anon if they decide to have a chat with Sumeriko

>>50129663
"Anon's boss is such an evil and spoiled dick. Why isn't he giving anon the opportunity to move to Gensokyou where he could find happiness?"

>>50121315 (OP)
I don't know what's about to happen here, and I'm afraid to ask.

>>50129983
This means that you somehow become Alice's boyfriend and as a her boyfriend you automatically become Shinki's boytoy. So good job anon you got two 2hus for the price of one.

>>50129995
Actually, Anon is given the terrifying revelation that Shinki actually created him to be her ideal lover, but accidentally lost him. But it's OK because she found him again so now Anon gets to date his new motherwife and meet his many weird daughters she also created, most of which are older than him.

>>50129995
You mean he got 3, anon. We all know best and most powerful girl Shanghai wears the pants in any makai based relationship.

>>50129906
Sorry Anon but you're the equivalent of Wriggle

>>50130166
Would Wriggle herself re-roll that anon?

If I say yes, can I still yell "PERKELE!" at the top of my lungs when something doesn't work?

>>50130297
Anon, I don't think she'll let you swear...

Body hair ain’t my thing, but I can’t say no. She’s cute, she’s a sweetheart, and you can do SOOOOO much worse than her on the reroll.

Reroll anyway for fun.

>>50130524
… Okay, Shinmy isn’t bad, either. It’d definitely feel wrong to go out with someone who has the body of an eight-year-old, but as long as Seija isn’t giving her any bad ideas, I wouldn’t mind protecting this cute little bean. Also you have the benefit of a pocket girlfriend.

>>50129128
Do you think the 2hus have monthly /jp/ yaoi threads where they share images of /jp/ anons engaging in erotic homosexuality with each other, along with well-known fandom ships between /jp/ anons?

>>50130991
Hell yeah! /jp/ version of Lords of the Locker room!

>>50122032
All human 'hus are bottom tier because they age

>>50122226
Big pilotable humanoid robots

>>50131046
Except maybe Sakuya if she can manipulate time that way

>>50122802
Lucky bastard

>>50130991
What is the most popular ship between /jp/ anons?

>>50130166
That's a compliment!

>>50131119
"Oh I hate this" fiasco anon X the gayest poster (i.e. (You) )

>>50131046
You also age shit for brains.

>>50131119
Me and (You)

>>50130991
Now I'm imagining them having a "femanon" thread, where dyke 2hus post about genderbent anons while claiming it's totally not gay.


>>50131119
anonxanon

What do I do? Hikikomorin' 3/4th of the year with Letty! Chilling out with Letty outside for the rest of the year! Every year!

>>50131157
If I can make it big and bypass aging, no. The point is, with a human wife, you'd have to make it big for two.

>>50131178
There are a couple girls who post here, I guess they'd be the Unzan and Rinnosuke of /jp/ anons.

>>50131186
Your new wife is fat dude

>>50131251
I see the gensofujochan is leaking into here

>>50130297
A pure Byakuren and an outrageous Finnanon... Sounds like the fable of the beauty and the beast.

>>50121315 (OP)
Depends on how we've formed the relationship

If I don't know her very well (likelier scenario) then she's definitely scheming. The worst thing I'd imagine her being able to do as rejection is make my life a living hell as goddess. Though I have a lot of experience religious backlash so that's no real skin off my back. I would take her to be more dignified than that though so I'm not worried either way

If I got to know her normally then, y'know, sure, why not. As a person she doesn't stand out to me that much though so I think I'm leaning towards a no

Wait! Maybe, maybe we are all girls in the internet!

>>50131606
Pic related, my second roll

You've gotta be fucking kidding me what Moriya Shrine conspiracy is this

>>50130991
Those threads get filled with other 2hus calling the OP a cuck.

>>50131606
>>50131629
C'mon anon, do they have to get Suwako roped into this scheme for you to agree?

>>50131629
Can we trade? I have Kagerou.

>>50131867
Instead of trading you should make your wives date each other while you watch.

>>50131867
Because you asked so nicely I'm going to say no :)

hey wait, I didn't sign up for-
YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI

>>50131867
You don't deserve her, most anons on /jp/ would be happy to have a girl that might as well not bother shaving with how fast her body hair grows

>>50132016
She stinks, her big bushy carpet constantly traps sweat and pussy fluids and the best she can do is put thick coats of perfumed soap and deodorant.

>>50131556
I am the beauty, right? :D

>>50132038
That and the armpits are where pheromones build and that's erotic though

>>50132057
stinky wife

I will draw myself with the 2hu I roll

I don't like her

>>50121315 (OP)
i love you too...
can i suck your feet now...?

>>50132496
That's because you got canon Saki
Roll yourself fanon accurate Saki who's like 7 ft tall and you'd be singing a different tune, right? Everyone would. But is Saki even that bad?

>>50122762
I think that's just a general Byakuren thing.

>>50121377
>>50121315 (OP)
>>50121974
So what are the rules in regards to the check boxes? I notice some anons leave them at default while others have them all disabled.

>>50121315 (OP)
Okay so the actual question is "how would you deal with rejecting a random 2hu" since I would only ever say yes to Suika.
And I got Star Sapphire. Well that's uneventful. She'll be sad about it but she'll be able to get over it and won't cause any real trouble.

>>50133826
For a more interesting response I rolled again and I'm not counting that as the one I have to accept especially because it was fucking Tsukasa of all characters. Tsukasa is awful. The only one I hate more than her is Seija. I have no clue why she would ever fall for me. Maybe stalking as part of her job without interacting with me, preventing her from learning how much I hate her. I'd try to let her down easy only because I know she'd be extremely vindictive about it otherwise. Now she'll only be somewhat vindictive. That could still prove a major problem if she continues her stalking. She might try to use others to get information out of me on why I rejected her. In the worst case scenario she could learn how much I hate her and how I've always hated her. At that point she'd probably go ballistic and try to ruin my life by getting me exiled and isolated from as much of Gensokyo as possible. As much as I'd like to think it would just be village, her lies probably would work on a lot of other 2hus as well. I wonder whether she'd start small, or tell each person lies about me that are personally tailored to make them dislike me, or maybe just run around telling everyone I'm a serial killer rapist. At least I can be grateful that Suika would have enough sense to not buy any of it.

>>50133837
Tsukasa is cute and a trustworthy vassal however.

>>50133813
Whatever you think is most interesting. I just removed male and non-humanoid for obvious reasons and PC98 because there's not much to talk about with most of them.

>>50133886
he doesn't want mommy mima to milk his prostate every night and call him a good boy

>>50121315 (OP)
>Mystia as my first roll
Fuck it why not, all things considered at least I'll be eating good every night and I like eel sushi. If she's confessing to me I'm probably safe in terms of not getting eaten... At least by her, though given where she lives I probably wouldn't be leaving her side much unless she escorts me to the human village or Remi's mansion. I like not being dead.

Plus I can just buy a pair of noise canceling headphones whenever she feels like singing, maybe Kappa's make something that even blows Sony's WH-1000XM5 out of the water but if not I was already looking at getting a pair either way.
Also I'm afraid to do a second roll and end up like this anon >>50126831

Still need to get around to playing her game on steam that's currently collecting dust in my library.

>>50133886
I just stuck with the default though getting Genji would be pretty funny I suppose.

>>50129091
You're not on the default exclusion list, right?
>>50129128
>whenever a newfag comes to the board, 2hus all around Gensokyo gather online to debate about his design.
"Another fat NEET? How many are there now? This is getting old."

Got Hong Meiling. Sounds good. We could spend days napping together and being lazy. Always had a thing for redheads and dragons.

>>50133986
That would be funnier if it had checked idolfaggots, vtumors, 3pd simps, and women.

>>50129904
>"Most of them don't know Japanese. Even if you met him he wouldn't be able to understand anything you say."
>"How many times do I have to tell you that they can't post files with sound?"
>"Your Anon wouldn't have the slightest clue how to survive in Gensokyo without all the modern conveniences he relies on."
>"No, threatening to kill him would not make him like you."

>>50134292
>>"No, threatening to kill him would not make him like you."
Youkai are so cute! Cute! I want to clear up misconceptions on romance together!

As if any 2hu would confess to you losers lol

>>50134338
go away /v/ermin

>>50134475
You had the choice of either replying to a shitpost, or literally any other post in the thread.

>>50129904
I can imagine what their equivalend of grimsokyofag would be
>If you got isekai'd into the outside world you wouldn't last 15 minutes before getting stabbed by a crackhead.

>>50135175
takehimtodetroit.webm

>>50133986
>exclude crossboarders by default
FUCK! WE ARE DONE FOR!
Anyways, what is your primary board fellow crossboarders?
t. /asp/survivor

>>50135175
>It just isn't shown but every time your anon goes to work he has to avoid shootouts, explosions, burned out cars, and public beheadings on the way. In fact with how much humans hate the supernatural he'd probably just shoot you on sight.

>>50135698
Oh, she is talking about my sudaca ass :c

>>50121315 (OP)
You know what, I'd accept. I like dastardly women and I like Mamizou decently well too. I'd even be down to help her with some of her schemes. Now the big question is whether or not she would be willing with helping me find an unnatural way to preserve my relative youth and prolong my lifespan so we can keep doing that forever. If she is somehow able to turn me into a tanuki would I be one of those ones with the huge balls?

>>50135698
>spoiler
THAT'S the first thing you think about?

I'm going to spice things up
Use this site to get the kind of youkai girl that will fall for you and confess to you in gensokyo.
https://yokai.com/?redirect_to=random

oh wow look what the random number generator gave me this time! hahaha this so much fun guys

>>50146441
Ryūgū:
First result was a location, so I'll roll again.
Goryō:
A ghost that seeks vengeance? Kind of just sounds like Mizuchi. Assuming it isn't, that's going to be a strange relationship. Does she want my help exacting her revenge, or am I a side piece she comes home to after working on seeking vengeance all day? I guess it depends on who she wants vengeance on and in what form, if it's just kind of dumb general "I want to destroy everything" Mizuchi shit I'd probably just trick her in some way to keep her bound long enough for Reimu to purify her or something.
haha just kidding Reimu would probably scold me for being mean to a youkai and then she'd probably kill me I guess.

>>50146441
> Hōō ( https://yokai.com/houou )
With how important this one seems, I'm surprised there's not a 2hu of this youkai yet?
Mokou doesn't quite count, but I wouldn't mind if that turned out to be Mokou in my scenario.

>>50146456
If divination isn't fun then why it's been around for thousands and thousands of years??

>>50146504
if watching paint dry isn't fun then why has it been around for thousands of years

>>50146514
That's right, it's fun because people sit on it too soon.
Next question?

>>50146504
>>50146532
Don't feed the troll, he's been going thread to thread posting retarded bullshit and then crying about how everybody is a secondary despite the fact that, going by his posts, the only thing he's a fan of is himself.

>>50146441
I got this
Not sure if she's just mature but looks young or is a dragon loli

>>50146532
lol

>>50121315 (OP)
I would feel bad rejecting Nitorin but my heart belongs to my waifu...

>>50134292
>>"How many times do I have to tell you that they can't post files with sound?"
Lucky them they seem to be able to, I blame hirosloth for /jp/ not having this yet.

>>50134292
>>"How many times do I have to tell you that they can't post files with sound?"
"Try to keep up with the lore updates dumb secondary, if your favourite anon still can't use the extensions then he's just F tier!"

>>50146441
>a hag yokai
noooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>50146441
I genuinely don't know
Like, I have no idea what I'd do or could do. It's literally a parasite Youkai

>>50147517
It's near your heart because it loves you so much.
Imagine all the baby gibbish love whispers you'd get while drinking.

>>50147546
>Imagine all the baby gibbish love whispers you'd get while drinking.
that would be terrifying
just imagine a disembodied childlike voice telling you to go drink

>>50121315 (OP)
>pic related
Aw yeah, I'll take an immortal 2hu. I might have to move out into the woods and I will have to deal with Lunarian home invasions, but she's worth it. I have a feeling I'll make many anons very unhappy though...

>>50133986
>>50135183
It's so fucking over for us Yokai /k/issers /g/eeks and /o/dd balls. Why can't a wifehu give us a chance?
>Anyways, what is your primary board fellow crossboarders? If anything we have redeemable qualities compared to all timer /jp/sies.
I'm a /k/unt but lately I've been enjoying doing a little shitposting on /g/ and /v/ too, I certainly don't go there to have any serious debates though but I lurk when something interesting is mentioned.

>>50135183
[s4s] here :>

>>50121315 (OP)
>Mononobe no futo
She seems like a interesting girl to be around.
Though I would probably have to become a Taoist and join their temple.

>Seija
I feel like this is going to make me a social outcast... but I'm from the outside world so I already will be. I guess it could be fun to let her be my GF and be a nuisance around Gensokyo. Plus I'd get to hang with Shinmy and she's cute.

>>50146441
Apparently there are many different types of hag youkai.

>>50146441
>Yo, Angelo!

>>50121315 (OP)
she doesn't say anything

>>50157500
She can show you she likes you thru her body language. Actually, the very fact she came to Earth to see you is a sign she likes you, why else would she leave the Moon?

>>50157513
>why else would she leave the Moon?
the dastardly Lunarians are invading Gensokyo again

>>50157527
In that case, they'd send the rabbits, why would she come alone?

>>50157533
Propaganda. To really show how much of a threat humans are to their society and culture, they will broadcast videos of her getting married to an impure and filthy human man.