Thread 50127538

Megumu acts so mighty and racist but she's just an embarrassing hag tengu who wants a cute human boy to do romantic things with!

She should wear panties instead of spats

>>50127744
Or a diaper

>>50127744
She should wear nothing

Is she Kurama Tengu?

Never ask a proud tengu the species of their boyfriend

Do you think tengu men racebait about tengu women having sex with human men? I'd probably feel insecure too if I had a cloaca instead of a penis.

>>50129078
There's probably only like 5 of them. All long nose tengu who have no desire to deal with femoids when they can be meditating and making money

>>50129078
They're classy wine and cheese gays, that said the rotten tengu girls most certainly do the equivalent

>>50127538 (OP)
I want to watch Megumu try and do a sexy cheer routine only to throw her back out

>>50127538 (OP)
Ordering the rape and daily torture of targetted goys during entire years with (((Megumu)))! Starving children to death with (((Megumu)))!! Making it a hate crime to defend yourself from seeing those you love being abused, raped, and exerting your own free will with (((Megumu)))!!!! Erasing the possibility of having body autonomy and deciding over your own fate, sexuality, or having human rights at all with (((Megumu)))!!!!! Creating entire institutions and agencies destined to gangstalk, inflict suffering on, and psychologically try to break those who are dissident with (((Megumu)))!!!!!!

>>50131217
go back to /pol/

>>50129078
They usually get more insecure about how tengu women have larger penises than tengu men.

pegumu pegumu, pegumu-sama!
pegumu pegumu, pegumu-sama!
pegging-sama! pegging-sama!

>>50129037
Female tengu or male tengu?

>>50131217
Stay in /jp/

>>50132791
Does the gumu prefer to peg innocent men with a custom kappa-made sex toy or a penis grown through the shadiest of Yagokoro chemistry?

>>50129078
Why would they? Tengu males also chase human dick like its the last meal on earth

>>50131648
Why would they be insecure about that.

>>50134083
Most men become extremely insecure when they see a woman has a much manlier organ than them.

>>50134090
They should try getting extremely aroused instead. I find that's a much better experience.

>>50127538 (OP)
Meeting Megumu, kissing her hand, treating her like a lady, being the prince she's dreamt of, and when she invites me on a romantic date then telling her that she's been misunderstanding the whole time, and finally revealing that I'm oni only!

>>50134090
What, is their dick 1mm? No wonder they're all gay!

>>50134185
This but I become her exclusive boyfriend and dependant under tengu tax code!

>>50134185
An oni wife and a tengu mistress is fine, too.

>>50131217
I am indifferent as to whether you choose to stay on jay pee or move to pol-land.

I call her "Meg"

>>50135688
Imagine convincing her its an exotic foreign name

there should be more megumu posting, period.

there should be more megumu breeding, period.

there should be more megumu missing her period.

>>50144900
does tengu egg even work like that?

>>50144900
How will she ever finish her sentences now??

>>50144924
I'm not sure whether youkai would have them, but tengu definitely not.
>>50144930
Improperly.

>>50127538 (OP)
I just want to eat her out

>>50127538 (OP)
becoming close friends with Megumu purely so you could get closer to Hatate and have her become your gf and eventual wife.

>>50127538 (OP)
Becoming close friends with Megumu purely because i think she's cool and falling madly in love!

>>50146241
>Hatate
Patrician taste

how would you comfort Megumu if she was in tears about not being a good enough lover because she came instantly and passed out after you penetrated her

>>50147497
I'd tell her that she's sure to find a guy who's right for her eventually.

>>50147497
after putting my clothes back, on I would give her a hearty pat on the shoulder and a finger gun with the other hand and tell her
>You'll get em' next time champ!
then make my leave

>>50147564
this is important anon
for the finger gun are you going to make the sound effect. this makes or breaks the comfort

>>50147624
>for the finger gun are you going to make the sound effect. this makes or breaks the comfort
No.
I forgot to add that I would wink and a smirk before turning on my heel while having a muffled chuckle when leaving.

>>50147644
>No.
>I forgot to add that I would wink and a smirk before turning on my heel while having a muffled chuckle when leaving.
thats cruel anon

>>50147497
A true 'gumu lover will defeat his meat if need be, not just beat it

>>50147497
megumu's strength lies in her megumus

>>50147497
I'll just keep fucking her until I come, I don't care if I turn her into a complete mess.

>>50148517
>Aya and Hatate notice that Megumu didn't come into work after leaving with that one human
>Aya goes to her home to check on her
>peeks through her bedroom window like the perv she is
>sees Megumu on her bed completely covered in sweat, eyes rolled to the back of her head and mouth agape smiling and breathing heavily

>>50148674
Think of the rumors Aya would spread

>>50152790
After yuriing out with her helpless boss!

>>50152790
do you think she got her inspiration by first hand experience?
come on, really?

I want to kiss and lick Megumu's unwashed butthole.

>>50147497
There's a reason they call Aya the fastest in Gensokyo and not Megumu.
I hear she has sensitivifty issues and can rarely cum at all. That's why she's always cranky and hitting people with her tripod.

>>50156040
okay, aya.
how's going that promotion?

>>50156040
Maybe she wouldn't have gotten herself into that position if she didn't have someone sitting under her desk nonstop every single day.

>>50156157
To be Megumu's professional pussy pleaser...

>>50156201
Its an easy job
One lick and she's done

>>50156006
WTF? What is this scandalous tengu writing? She needs to be put down immediately.

dogshit porn addict thread

same with every tengu thread actually, these characters just attract the worst posters for some reason

>>50157036
Obviously the worst youkai will attract the worst humans, it's only natural.

Loving Megumu tenderly...

>>50156021
Will you atleast kiss and lick Megumu's mouth?

>>50158837
Maidenmu my beloved.

Megumu is made for slow, lovemaking sex.

gumu is so big
are you sure there aren't turkey tengu?

>>50158802
Yes that too, I will kiss and lick every part of Megumu, but her butthole will be worshiped day and night.

Is Megumu a hag?

>>50164484
She's Christmas cake.

garbage porn addict thread lol

>>50164498
STALE Christmas cake

look, the childish dai yousei is jealous of the Gorgeous Dai Tengu!
look at her and laugh!

The Tengu rapes* her husband when the small fairy barks.

*Legally, human men always consent to tengu.

Very pretty birb.

>>50127538 (OP)
I'm scared of having sex with her.

>>50165908
Always remember, anon: She's more scared of you than you are of her.

>>50165908
I'm scared of having sex

>>50127538 (OP)
>she's just an embarrassing hag tengu who wants a cute human boy to do romantic things with
What a coincidence, I want a cute tengu wife to have a romantic relationship and make a family.

>>50168299
Aren't you a little too old for her?

The 'Gumu

>>50166943
I'm scared of having

>>50166943
I'm scared of sex

I like tengu girls.
But I also really like fried chicken.
A tengu girl would be fine with that, right?

>>50172135
They are crows, I doubt they would care.
Even in nature, crows eat other birds so...

>>50165879
What kind of reaction is this, are they fucking sleeper agent.

>>50171754
I'm scared of

>>50172205
Then I shall take your answer and run with it.
Next step is to find a tengu gf I can have Strong Zero and fried chicken with.

>>50173169
wew

>>50173169
Tengu are intimidated by superior fairies so they feel the need to try to assert their dominance

I see
violent experiences creates loads of stress in little boys, so they will grow older faster
the faeries plan to speed up oji-san production
but would they be satisfied with a bunch of broken old men?
what if Luna heard her oji-san was manufactured at FairyCo at the behest of the Friends of Faeries society? she fairyworks very hard every single fairyday, micromanages her fairyexpenses to meet ends, so she DESERVES her free range, hormones-free, unvaccinated, natural oji-san, just as the fairy goddess intended!
Luna had enough with the FoF already! prepare the fairydozer!

>>50174337
You bost ruined my IQ to that of a fairy, concrats.

>>50173169
She's a Faechurian Candidate, programmed to undermine the position of Akyuu's Faithful by assaulting one of them whenever they attempt to push anti-fairy legislation on behalf of the tengu lobby, thus setting them up for retaliatory strikes by the shrine maiden.

This is Zombie Fairy warfare 101, anon. You should know this stuff by now.

Bump for the best mom/boss in all of gensoukyou.