Thread 50131279

Noble Horse Edition

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Centaurs were made to be subdued, dominated, and ridden!

More slop please

i would make out so hard with a centaur
i would use my mouth on her most sensitive areas
i loves horses so fucking much it's unreal

alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/48943.html

>>50131884
If you're going to advertise your altchan, at least buy an ad, cheapass.

>>50131434
Live to slop. Slop to live.

Got expelled from Mage University because I kept casting “Gluteus Maximus” on every female student and faculty member

>>50131884
Fuck off

what mamono would overlook my crippling fear of the outside world?

>>50133200
Shog, hope you like purple though.
Lich, you’ll be her lab assistant 24/7 down in the crypts.
Troll, you’ll live in a quiet little cottage but you’ll have to help her garden although
Dragon, will keep you in her cave atop her hoard
Shirohebi, never will let you out of her sight
Sandworm

Someone asked for sloppa. So I will deliver in the form of autism doggo breaths!

On another note, I wonder what anubi typically smell like?
Like what style of perfumes, perfumes, and lotions would they tend to use?

>>50133468
>I wonder what anubi typically smell like?
sand

first wish from genie wife:
>i wish for my hair to come back
being bald sucks

>>50133473
Why are the pyramids in ruins? I thought they were built by anubises? Does that mean anubises are really awful architects?

>>50133991
The pyramids of rival anubi must be destroyed

>Finally become adventurer
>First quest
>Make Ms. H’orc take a bath

When the portals open, if my face doesn't reek of centaur behind every second of everyday, I will be sorely disappointed.
It can be any centaur too, any of the subspecies, even whitehorns even though they're not technically centaurs but kind of are.

>>50134079
There can only be one!

I desire to lick the belly of a snek

It's fox friday!

Horses don't need paper to wipe their asses, thus by extension neither do centaurs. We must investigate Cerea to save millions in toilet paper! That or dissect her and take her horse ass for us lazy bastards.

It's dangerous to stick your fingers in a lamia's mouth, even if she's your loving wife. It's like an invitation for her to swallow you whole. It doesn't take long for her to immediately coil around you (it happens within seconds) and start swallowing your hand up to your shoulder. At this point, it's game over for you. There's zero chance at escape. You're entirely at her mercy. I know there's a temptation to play with her long, slimy tongue, but it's not worth it. You're just playing into her predatory instincts. And find yourself doing so on the wrong day at the wrong time, you just may end up completely in her stomach.

>>50136590
Mice can't do this. Consider mice.

>>50136693
I like to live dangerously.

Funny how after the /trash/fag, obsessed retard got exposed as being Wikifag and as /mge/'s mod things all of a sudden got a lot quieter around here. A lot less troll posts. It's almost like he realized we caught on and is now toning it down so as to not ruin his reputation elsewhere too.

>>50136820
Anon we've all stopped caring about drama.

The desperate succubus offers you a handjob, do you accept?

>>50136839
>bush
Sorry, ma'am. I'm not into hags.

>>50131279 (OP)
I love cow udders!!!

>>50136839
What a tease. I want something more than that.

>>50136839
A handjob, that's it? Come on now.

>>50136820
>got exposed
Anon, your hysterical shitposting is not "exposing" anything. At least the dude rambling about /trash/cord could present something even remotely resembling evidence with those random screenshots of a discord server, you're just throwing shit around with no basis.

>>50136992
Let me guess, you think succubi owe you sex?

>>50137541
yeh

>>50136820
>first it was supposed to be capy's mod
>then it was supposed to be wikifag
>and then it was supposed to be someone banned from capy
>now it's capy's mod again
Your posts are a great example of what consuming cheese pizza all day does to the /trash/mutt brain

>>50137636
I'm pretty sure it's Druella.

>>50136820
You dumb drama addled niglet I only ever name dropped the gypsy because I know he has eunuchs who would be more than happy to mince their way to spread juicy gossip to him. Why the fuck would it matter who the moderator of another board be when they have zero power here?

>>50136820
Wikifag isn't the mod on /mge/. He's the owner of capy. There is no thread specific mod for /mge/.

>Dream about shirohebi
>Wake up right before the good part starts
Why do my dreams always cuck me out of a good time?

My goodness was her tail long and thick though!

>>50137790
The plot thickens.

Why are hebis so perfect?

Today's Saturday!

You know what the means?
That's right. It's Serpent Saturday!

Post lovely sneks!

>>50139361
>It's Serpent Saturday!
No, no it is not.

>>50137790
Why the fuck would he have all people have an alternative board or a furry board? Are you mentally retarded?

>>50139920
Sheer taboo.

>>50139920
He used to include all the cursed futa, vore, cuckold, and gender bend art in the galleries until he got pressured by the thread to remove them. At which point, he created an "abomination" gallery. Something that thankfully is no longer maintained. But to say that he's a puritan, he isn't. I don't know if he's the admin over there. I don't really care, but Wikifag is a "fag" for a reason.

Also, some of the abomination stuff is still in the main galleries, most likely overlooked. The orc cuck stuff in the anubis gallery is the one that comes to mind, but the kobold gallery is littered with alternative stuff as well; though no where near as bad... just weird. KDF was a legend.

>Praise kot
>make love to kot
>make new kot
>don't fuck that one

>>50140453
My point wasn’t that he’s a puritan my point was that while he is absolutely a controlling faggot like some dread LARP of pornographic spice barons, he at least has some modicum of standards for as low as they are.

Thinking he’s the owner of Capybara is some maximum schizophrenic energy.

>>50140653
>maximum schizophrenic energy
Need mamono with this energy.

>>50140653
I mean, it's possible. He was very quick to shuffle everyone over there, but I'll reserve judgement until I see proof.

>>50140761
>He was very quick to shuffle everyone over there
That's because he's the de facto leader of the English MGE community. Wherever he goes, we go. And he's got KC's ear, so we go by whatever he says

>>50140781
completely mindbroken

>>50140781
You don't even get scraps for letting him ride you that hard.

>>50140761
>He was very quick to shuffle everyone over there
He wasn't even around when the move happened, the move was discussed openly on the wiki chat with no need for invitations or anything and his involvement was limited to providing the chat room. Other than that he said he was out of the country, the migration was orchestrated mainly by writefags from what I saw.

>>50140894
All our writefags are still here.

>>50140945
>our
You are such cancerous pest that you don't even know this thread's writefags beyond the big three that get most mentions and magus is the only one still clinging to this place.

>>50140968
Magus, mick, and murloc are enough.

>>50140971
>murloc
Nope

>>50140894
I was in the wiki chat too. He set it up, and he was the guy that came up with the idea. I think there were 3 others that agreed with him, maybe 4? I can't remember how many agreed to it; there were like 7 people overall in the chat. I didn't participate; I just lurked as it was the deadest chat imaginable. Maybe a couple dozen posts over the two weeks.

But regardless, we started working to get everyone to move over. I don't think the other three were writefags. In fact, one of them was/is an drawfag that's gone MIA. But that's not the point. Wikifag was definitely part of the process in that he initiated it both in starting the chat, suggesting we move, and suggesting where to go.

Everything worked out in the end though. Through our hard work, we got everyone to move to a better place. And now look at this thread, very little trolling and spam here too. /mge/ is lively, and /mgt/ is healing though still more on the inactive side. Ideally, both threads thrive. That's what the shitposters really fear! We should stand as brothers, not enemies.

>>50140980
Ah well, he was kinda lame anyway.

>>50141148
you gotta do something about the copious use of "we". it doesn't convey legitimacy to your delirium.

>>50139626
Yes, yes it is.

>>50141170
It's all good anon. We get to be a 4chan monster girl thread and you get to be some crazies in a walled garden. It's better now since there was a lot of friction developing due to all the legal bullshit that was happening.

>>50141170
I don't think I'm remembering it wrong.

>>50141194
>legal bullshit
What?

>>50141148
Unfortunately for you, there are archives for all this and everyone can see you are full of shit.
The chat history is still viewable at https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Special:Log/chat

and here's wikifag's only input on this matter, who was not present in the chat at all and only dropped the links to it
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49313059#p49317869_44

Nothing even remotely indicates he tried to get people to move to capy or that capy admin could be him and he said he's not going to bother hosting an imageboard. Unless you want to go down the rabbit hole of your delusions and imply he was merely pretending from the start.
Which again makes no sense because he was close to the /monster/ clique and him making a competing imageboard would be counterproductive

>>50141322
Is KC shitting himself behind the scenes over the dastardly machinations of his foes, anon? Is that why you are here? You need to put it all to bed?

>>50141333
to be so woefully narcissistic without the mental capacity to support it must be such a curse

>>50141322
Not him, but that doesn't really prove anything in a primitive IRC chat like that where you can change your name on a dime.

>>50141372
Extraordinary claims call for extraordinary evidence. It's up to you and the other schizo to prove that wikifag could be behind this hilariously convoluted scheme, not the other way around.

>>50141394
I have no dog in the fight. I'm just saying what you posted doesn't really refute anything either.
Baseless claims by both sides

Please stop shitting up the thread, Ochiverde.

We don't need your daily crash outs killing the vibe here.

Sneks are better when they're fat!

>>50141169
I was wholly ambivalent about him until he made that Death of the Endless style post about how he’d be here to turn off the lights when /mgt/ finally died and close up shop. Faggot didn’t even appear until the Cheral drama, and acted like he was here in the early 2010s.

>get caught making shit up red handed
>immediately a totally legit neutral anon shows up and declares that both sides are equally bad
This is beyond pathetic

Which monstergirl is the most resilient to the challenges of this modern life

>>50141578
>everyone i interact with is the same person
what level of mental illness is this?

>>50141636
a pretty common one, it turns out

>>50141626
Mermaids. They don’t even know what an iPod is.

>>50141626
Succs will never let you down, Good times or bad

>>50141626
>There will be harpies that meet unfortunate fates from airplanes
This makes me sad to think about.

>>50141578
>a totally legit neutral anon
What' so odd about that? Just a few weeks ago we had constant anons coming who haven't been here for years and were wondering where the new place was despite having no reason to think there was a new place.

>>50141713
Can harpies fly high enough for that to happen? Otherwise they just need to be banned from airports.

>>50141801
Jubjubs can't

>>50141444
>Daily crash outs
No way, lmao

I've been thinking a lot about how I want a hebi's mouth to interlocked with him, or how I want to play with her long, slimy tongue with my hands, or how I want her to lick my face (among other things), and how I just want to hug, cuddle, and squeeze her all day and night. One might say that I've been snekbrained. They would be correct. I am weak to sneks and their sexy serpentine tails and tongues.

>>50142021
interlocked with mine*
I have no idea why auto-correct said "him". Not even close to what I intended.

>>50141633
I don't believe in breasts.

>>50142021
>One might say that I've been snekbrained.
For me it might be a bit more practical/physical.
I’m always fucking hot. I keep my place at 67F and keep ceiling fans on high and still feel uncomfortably warm more often than not.
A cold-blooded reptilian gf would offer perfect symbiotic bliss of being a literal active heatsink for me while I simultaneously function as her own personal radiator.

Being a footfag while also being into monster girls is suffering

>>50141812
>>50142021
Why are you posting in the /trash/ thread with a vandalized OP? There's a properly made /mgt/ on the board.

>>50142318
Chill out. Take a toxoplasmosis pill.

>>50142318
You have an entire ass other two boards to shitpost on schizoid-kun, one of them will even give you goodboy points.

>>50142317
Is it though?

Thinking a lot about little goats

>Big van with no windows pulls up to you
>Bunch of masked midgets jump out
>They clobber you unconscious
>They process to drag you in the van, bound and gagged
>Eventually wake up in a pitch black room
>Can't see a damn thing
>Notice that you seem to be tied to a wooden chair
>Light above you flashes on
>See pic related
So apparently, a bunch of her witches had enough of her bossy behavior and decided that their bapho needed a man to mellow her out and relieve her pent-up stress. And well, they were the ones that kidnapped you, spiked her drink with horny drugs, and shoved her in the dark room with you just as you started to wake up. And now you have this exceptionally horny goat in front of you. You can't really resist, but do you protest or go with the flow?

>Day 23 with jubjub wife and she still hasn't dismounted from the time we first met
It's fucking gross, bros. I can't even pull her off to go to the bathroom.

I hate cheshire cats so much it's unreal

Imagine falling into an underground crypt filled with starving ghouls. At least a dozen or so of them in there. You're going to get repeatedly drained. In fact, every time your HP and MP all drained all the way down to 1/500; the moment they tick back up to 2/500? DRAINED!

Ghouls are scary

>>50142318
Why are not in my bed servicing me, alpanon?
Know your place: underneath my blankets

Meow

>>50143958
She's pretty clear on what you need to do. It's disgusting but that's wonderland, where tea pots have people fucking in them.

>>50143417
Lamia with legs and feet is gross in the way a post-op tranny is gross

>>50142317
What do you mean? Furry foot paws are the best feet.

Atlas-nacho would have been perfect if she was a yandere and not an actual bitch

Whenever I see a kiki, it instills a bestial lust within me. I don't like it. My waifu isn't even a kiki...

>>50144261
Is alpanon still writing?

saw this in an other thread
https://yokai.com/?redirect_to=random

Japanese monster specific

>>50146155
He's gone large periods of time without writing. And that other anon... ironbeast? the one who keeps leaving his name on.

>>50146155
His last story was posted on 28th August

>>50146155
Don't know. I didn't mean to invoke his name. More so I was trying to call that troll a future alp.

I don't really know the writefags because I don't read their stories. I've definitely heard of Alpanon before in the thread, like with some others, but I forget their names until I see them mentioned.

Left:
>"Oh, you want to steal my master away from me?"
>Flashes gun
>"Oh what's that? You're not interesting anymore. We'll alright then~"
Right:
>"You took my master from me."
>Whips out gun
>"Now prepare to become a braindead zombie."

Yandere kiki is best kiki

>>50146680
For a while we had a few writefags who were really, really... it's hard to say exactly but it felt like they were writing the most basic bitch wish fulfillment over and over.

>>50146740
I tried writing acidic bitch wish fulfillment, but the Anons kept melting.

Give me 5 p'orcs, and in 5 hours my room will reek of hot, sweaty p'orcs. The odor will be so strong that no amount of cleaning or washing of linens will fix it. We will put trolls and h'orcs to shame. I personally will smell so much like my p'orcs that when I leave the house; everyone within a 5 mile radius will smell me on the wind, and smelling the p'orc stink, they'll think there's a massive p'orcer raiding party on the way.

I fucking love p'orcs

>>50146740
>we
You and your friends circlejerking in this fake vandalized thread are coat hanger dodging squatters from /trash/, /mgt/'s writefags aren't your writefags.

Today's Sunday!

You know what the means?
That's right. It's Serpent Sunday!

Post lovely sneks!

>>50146740
Welcome to what a majority of MGE centric writing is. Not necessarily a bad thing, mind you, but it isn’t the setting for your Berserk style stories.

>>50145605
It's how I feel about dormice

>>50146830
It felt like some of them were actively trying to keep it tamer than tame.

>>50146837
I mean, yes, because when you’re writing smut it’s mostly about getting your rocks off. Most people who are still sane are not into the stuff that KC outright banned.

>>50146837
Mick, just start using a tripcode already

>Human ladyknight is dueling a Dullahan
>Ladyknight gets the upperhand and cuts the Dullahan's head off
>Thinking she won, she boasts about her victory
>The Dullahan uses the chance to cut the Lady Knights head off
>Ladyknight is revived as a Dullahan

>>50146857
You forgot when every anon seemed to be against smut.

>>50146896
It’s been a long ass time and I don’t really care. People can write whatever since it’s their prerogative, so long as they don’t be obnoxious fucks about their fetishes.

>>50146867
You wish you could fuck quality cait sith pussy.

>>50146499
How do you even turn this thing into a cute girl?
It's a literal parasite

>>50147563
Reverse sandworm. She is very, very smol and lives nestled up against your heart. I'd say she looks like a white-haired loli who carries an umbrella and can commune directly with your heart, allowing you and her to mate within your own heart.

>>50147563
>A type of Lamia spirit born from the longing in a man's heart
>They possess the man similar to a Kitsune-Bi possessing a woman, except they also serve as his wife
>Loves sweet sake, and can manifest tangibly when he's drunk ( Similarly to Absinthe and the Green Fairy )

>>50147635
>allowing you and her to mate within your own heart
So the heart grows a penis so it can have sex with her?

>>50147648
It's mamono magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

Lamia breaths!

>mick, WHFtard and breathtard all next to each other
PEAK

I've brainstormed a couple of topics for the next writing contest and they are as follows:
>"A new start"
Cringy, i know, but it's topical for our current situation, though perhaps a bit narrow on what it allows.
>"Vacation"
The opposite of the past one. We can't be working all year round, unless you work for a vacation agency i guess.
>"Sacrifice"
Sounds edgy, but it's pretty broad in terms of what you can do.

You can vote for them, including the option for no topics, or all three for more variety, here:
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A342GgN

Also, reminder to anyone thinking about joining in for the first time to start creating an Ao3 as soon as possible, preferably this week. The invitations are taking about two weeks currently, so best to not leave it for last. While submitting your story in something like pastebin is something i'll probably allow, those stories usually get read and voted on less.

I'll revise the rules a bit this time around to allow people from capy to participate more freely. If you have any (serious) suggestions or additions to this draft of the rules do reply to this post.

>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to the theme (whatever it is) about monster girls
>Submissions must be between 4000 and 10000 words
>Submissions should be complete by themselves.
>The deadline for submissions is (probably February 1st)
>Smut is allowed
>Anything not allowed in this board is also banned(NTR, "fringe" fetishes, politics, etc)
>Submissions don't need to be set in MGE
>My plan is for 3 winners, first to 3rd place by popular vote, who will get a full color commission by Yerb. However, even if you don't win don't feel discouraged, the rest of the participants will get a sketch by Axem(thank god he's not given up on drawing just yet), so there is something in it for everyone.
>Writers new, old and returning encouraged to participate

>>50146155
He's on capy now

>>50148281
Unironically /comfy/

>>50148336
I can be in many places at once

I swear, I'm gonna bully an alp so fucking badly. Call him/her a faggot. Deny him/her orgasms. Calling him/her gay. Seriously, imagine liking penis so much your own fell off. Pathetic. I'll be nice enough to cuddle on the cold nights and grope those big breasts as I'm being a bully from time to time. I'll even let him/her have some drinks from my secret stash I keep. Fucking alps man.. so fucking gay.

>>50148334
Ban all french subhumans or no one will write.

I am weak to monster girls

>>50147635
How did you manage to make heterosexual intercourse sound so gay?

>>50148960
That sounds like a YOU thing. Cute loli parasite girls are not gay at all.

>>50148281
Who the fuck is WHFtard?

>>50148334
Look at the vandalized OP. You're posting in a troll thread. The correct /mgt/ is in >>50090042

>>50147829
>>50148390
CP /trash/cord behavior

>>50149706
>12 days of image spam
There's nothing correct about that thread.

I stick to where the people are.

>>50149797
I like how the implication is anon isn't even posting in his own thread.

>>50149805
I have a strong suspicion that it's gachafag that's trying to get everyone to move over while have autistic meltdowns over the updated OP. Spamming two threads is more difficult than spamming one. But honestly, I'll take it. One or two shitposts a day from him about his imaginary /trash/fag's is much better than the incessant image spam.

>>50149825
You mean Wikifag?
"Gachafag" is just a bot.

>>50149913
Oh boy, more paranoid schizophrenia? Wikifag is the owner of Capybara, Wikifag is the mod of /mge/, Wikifag is really Gachafag, Wikifag killed the Lindbergh Baby.

He's just a faggot. He's not some mustache twirling gentleman villain.

>>50149797
Hmm I wonder why the same groomcord group that is forcing this thread's vandalized OP and skinwalking as /mgt/ is also spamming the correct OP with off topic garbage, and then quoting their own spam as the reason why the correct thread is the fake one.

Now why would someone possibly do that? Really makes you think.

Uh oh stinky!

Wikifag is mad he got called out again. Are we gonna get another crash out today?

>>50150059
So what, I'm just supposed to make my posts go into a dead thread, so they can get drown out by image spam?
I may as well be making all my posts in the Warosu archive at that point. Like posting into the void.

No thanks, at least people here are discussing things.

>>50150087
Except I’m not Wikifag. I don’t like or trust him because the dumb nigger told me I hated MGE without ever providing receipts like some cringe version of King Minos judging the dead in a porn fandom.

I also don’t think he’s nearly retarded enough to do all this convoluted bullshit because he’s a rat bastard who prefers to do things from behind the curtains.

>>50149706
It's over anon, let them rot here. They won and can fuck around with the thread. Unless you star to spam too, it will never stop
Pigs are eating the slop and ask for more.

>>50150281
Please don't speak ill of pigs. They're good girls!

>>50150190
Porn is serous business.

>swing by the thread for the first time in a while
>thread autism
nice. Post your demon or succ party member.

>>50150528
Do you prefer gacha slop or AI slop?

>>50150599
Succuslop

>>50150089
Yes fellow oldfags, we should post into the taken over vandalized thread, because the same people who vandalized it are spamming the one with the properly made OP. People are discussing things!

>>50150528
Go use the correct thread then, instead of this one that was made by a CP discord from /trash/

>>50151090
>Go use the correct thread then, instead of this one that was made by a CP discord from /trash/
I have no idea what to look for though

>>50151139
Look at the OP, this one has been vandalized by Mick's cheese pizza party and the other one hasn't.

>>50151181
Why can't you just be happy the thread is surviving?

>>50151201
But it isn't.

>>50150599
not the anon but...
i would rather see vorefags jerk eachother off whilst being devoured by their own wives here than to see anymore slop.

>>50151201
Because monster girls are serious business and if you’re not with the schizos you’re against them.

>>50151318
but both sides are schizos

>>50151392
That’s the joke.

>>50151421
My mamono waifu reassures me this is not the case when she pierces the veil to talk to me.

>"Welcome to McMon!"
>"Can I take your order?"
"Uh yeah.... uhhhhhh, I'll take 5 p'orcs to go please. And thennnn, I'll take 1 troll, and then a sandworm.
>"Will that be all, sir?
"Oh.. uhhhhh... I'll also get a dormouse."
"Gotta watch the ole pelvis, ya know?"

Spiders are scary and weird!

>>50148334
I have to wonder why the hell you posted this here when you have Capybara to shill it on Murloc

>>50151792
We are the true heirs of /mgt/

>>50151744
Ackshually, refusing to let your Spooder suitor aim your stream is a grave insult in spider culture. She's just being reasonable.

Marry and have children with elves

>>50146499
I opened it up expecting Japanese monster and all I got was a Japanese black magic ritual.

https://yokai.com/ushinokokumairi/

Gonna take some p'orcs and make any lots of lil' p'orcs with them

stinky trolls

>ywn get "eaten" by a horde of violent ghouls
feels bad man

I want the one on the far left (or standing center right) to boob hat me

>>50151299
You deserve more slop, the valve is open. Feast.

I love Yetis!

>>50153335
I want to molest yeti paw pawds

You are now imagining resting your head on he perfectly defined abs of a sleeping minotaur

>>50153131
This looks like a textbook example of cait sith abuse.

>>50153720
It's a normal cat, don't fuck the cat

>>50152173
Elves are just human women with extra steps. I want something exotic.

>>50154416
Would a snubis be exotic enough?

Slow thread day.

Been out of the loop for a while
I need your best Manticore short/long story if you would
Reading helps a good night's sleep

>>50155920
I always enjoyed reverse gloryhole.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29736939

>>50155920
Here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU8Wc6a1r7o

feesh

>>50155920
I only have FUTA on male, are you interested?

>>50155618
>Snek anubis
I didn't know I needed this in my life

>>50155920
Manticores are dorks!
There! I said it!

>>50158400
No, fuck off with this retard meme. Monster girl are not your personal safe space, nigger like you belong on Reddit or capy

>>50158423
And you know who else are dorks?
Lilims!

>>50158427
Kill yourself

>>50158443
But the biggest dorks of them all that people don't know about are will-o-the-wisps!
They don't actually want you to hurt yourself.

What's going through this deer's head right now?
I'm not good at reading facial expressions.

Monster girls that entrap unsuspecting human men are the best kind of monster girls. Mimics naturally have this energy about them, but what other monsters girls would be inclined to trap and deceive human men, and how would they go about doing it?

>>50158966
Thinking about the big black cock that rail her when you're at work
>>50158998
Post the full vore pic

>>50133473
i am convinced that if you were to kiss an anubis, at any given time, you're going to taste a hint of chocolate.

>>50159020
More like black's sperms

>>50159014
There is no vore pic with that one. The artist doesn't do vore.

If you're looking for vore though, try the /d/ thread. Best I can do for you is vore adjacent material.
So here, have a close up of a dragon's mouth!

>>50159014
>>50159023
Also, you're trying too hard. Make it less obvious.

>>50159040
Thanks breathbro, do you have the same with plant girls?

>>50159043
No. I'm not fond of plant girls.

You won't ever see me do anything with plants, slimes, or mushrooms.

>>50159062
Can you generate blacked? I'm not trolling, I need more.

>>50159074
I don't do porn of any kind. I swore it off years ago.
It's bad for your brain, bad for your soul.

Sorry fren.

>>50159085
faggot

Gaze at the heavens above.

>>50159123
Peak /comfy/

>>50159126
Won't be comfy, just hot, when she swallows you or crush you with her tongue

>>50159147
Angels would never

>>50159167
Why not?

>>50151744
A had a girl break up with me because I couldn’t pee in front of her..

>the last 20 posts
Peak /trash/mutt CP discord behavior

>>50159274
We are not a sterile thread.

>>50159281
Neither were you and your discord friends parents, unfortunately for the rest of humanity.

I heard we're being racist to lolis?

>>50159433
Fuck off pedo

>>50159690
Come on anon, our messiah KC gave us every type of loli. Even hag loli.

>>50159811
>>50159433
Those goats are too smug! They need correction...

Autism doggos

>>50160012
The only girl anons would have lot in common with, really.

>>50159062
You're missing out

>>50160089
They love BBC?

>>50160240
yes I imagine both anons and anubis would have an extreme interest in doctor who.

>>50160012
That lil doggo gonna get her ears scritched SO GOOD. She doesn't even know.

i need some

>>50161229
>Gently blow in doggo ear-o.

>>50161501
Hot to piss of your doggo 101

Need jabberwock!

>>50161349
The best

>>50159811
The collective age of those three is easily in the thousands.
>>50159433
The collective age of those three I doubt reaches 20.

Give me the ancient hag bapho. I don't want Zoomer or Gen Alpha lolis.

>>50162327
If I'm not annoying her, how does she know I care?

>>50162371
The tentacles are male

>>50162586
There are other ways to show her you care. Like brushing her tail diligently or not going over your allotted leisure time she designated for you on your schedule by even one second.

>>50162633
Aand I would do some of that, too. But annoying people is important to me as a way to express affection. It just is.

>>50162643
The best way to show your affection for her is by being her seat. I hear anubi really like that.

>>50162586
Let your black bull take care of her. You can watch in the corner

>>50162407
You don't want a bapho that has the rizz?

>>50162705
It's bad enough that I see Zoomer speak online. I don't need it in my house as well, let alone my bed.

>>50162623
Making out with their tentacles makes you gay. But once you make out with her actual mouth, that makes you straight again

>>50160091
I'd rather not be forced to live outside or in a greenhouse because I have a plant for a wife

>>50162943
Is it so bad? Greenhouses can be cool

>>50162889
She's easy to share with two bros

>>50163118
>She named her tentacles Oscar and Richard
>Their voices are deep like an older man's
>You will be forced to kiss them
>You will enjoy it as she calls you gay for it

>>50162371
The one girl actually meant for breath sniffing on account of their pink breath that causes horniness in people that breathe it in, yet no breath pics of her from breathfag.

Get your shit together, breathfaggot!

>>50164116
Genuinely terrifying monster girl

Centipedes freak me out

>>50163709
Make them black and we have a deal
>>50163973
Not enough reference for my AI, I will try

Cats!

Kiss your horses. Preferably on the mouth!

>>50165338
Nice try, I already know this AI.

>Gachafag has migrated to this thread
Well, it was nice while it lasted.

>>50136848
That's a cow...

>>50165478
All are welcome.

>>50164415
I feel like the fact she's a centipede is overshadowed by the fact that she's the size of the fucking mountains she's currently standing on.

Are goats worth the time of day?

>>50165769
I kissed a goat when I was like 3. Got my picture in the paper, I did!
Still no fuckin' baph wife, tho.

so what are you guys doin for halloween?

>>50165793
I'll take that as a no then.

>>50165920
THEY'RE KISS SLUTS AND TEASES

>>50131279 (OP)
Imagine seeing your monster daughter doing illicit daemon rituals

Bapho breaths!

>Buying the centaur you have a crush on sugar cubes
>Getting bitched out by her
>Something, something "I'm not a horse!"
>She still snatches the sugar cubes from you anyways
>Trots off in a huff while munching on the sugar cubes

Okay I defeated the lizard, now what?

>>50166618
Scare her so her tail falls off. Free meat to eat. Don't worry, it'll grow back. And in the meantime, you can bully her by calling her a taillet. Losing her tail also makes her very horny too, so keep that in mind!

Where is the line bewteen kenonomimi and monster girls drawn, or are they intertwine?

>>50150599
what about ai gacha slop

>>50166633
There is some intermingling.

>>50166633
Monster girl envelops pretty much everything that is not human but clearly female in silhouette. Unfortunately that includes elves.

Cu siths are good girls

Honestly, I'd take a cu sith over 80% of the monster girls in MGE

>>50166740
just take an elf to the vet and have her ears clipped

>>50166912
Process too hard to follow, so I just put a potato chip bad clip on each ear so they can be symmetrical.

Would you rather make out with Bapho-chan herself or with a gross, dirty, furshit cu sith?

>>50167135
Let's break it down
Bapho-chan
>will loudly call you a lolicon
>will do magic sex experiments on you
>may dump more lolis on you
>will engage in cringe age play
Or a cu sith
>loyal
>obedient
>knows she's a furry so is too embarrassed to bring it up
>does not have a desire to engage in weird race play where she's just your dog

>>50167189
So you're saying I should opt for the gote?

>>50166419
I'll correct her with violent plappings

>>50165825
Hopefully getting "eaten" by ghouls

Danger noodles

>>50165825
Rituals to summon sadako

>>50167777
You mean you'll watch her home video?

>>50167929
Absolutely! maybe invite her to stay and have dinner after she crawls out

>>50167994
Wouldn't trust anyone that sounds like they're an elder god.

>>50168290
>vhs
hag confirmed

>>50168312
Beating Sadako's curse in the internet age is way too easy if you can just copy her mp4 file and share it with someone

>>50168378
I want the brown one

>No llama centauroid monster girl yet from KC
What gives?

I just can't resist. Koturday come early!

>>50168831
Sorry, we've designated Saturdays as Serpentine Saturdays now.

give me the tropical heat
winter isnt fun till the snow comes in

>Walk up to fox
>Ask for some milk
>She looks all confused

>>50168891
>Disgruntled yeti noises

New WoC chapter since magus is a faggot and don't post here.
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F49777792%2Fchapters%2F125650456

>>50169035
What an odd way to link something.

Soon it will be cold enough to build fires.

>>50166068
I don't think that's how guts training works.

>>50166625
So... we're going to give her a humiliation fetish?

>>50169035
What the hell is that link even supposed to be lmao

The absolute state of /trash/mutt squatters, their brains have completely rotted away from constant gooning to CP

>>50169650
Come, join the wild cunny hunt, anon.

we need more griffons
proud protector birds are cool

>>50169663
>griffon librarian
>she stares at you perched atop the bookshelves as you browse
>feel her gaze as you read and research
>assume shes paranoid about you damaging the books
>she seems to get closer every day

would you prefer a clown who does jokes or stunts?

>>50169687
Stunts
On my dick
While making jokes

>>50169687
Why not both?

>>50169650
Go back to capy, Wikifag. We don't need you shitposting here

If I ever get the chance at Bapho-chan, the first thing I'm going is molesting her mouth

>>50169792
I'mma molest her MEOWTH. That's right, fuck that pokeyman.

>Sweaty anubis butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty centaur butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty black harpy butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty imp butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty rata butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty kiki butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty salamander butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty bogie butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Slimy sandworm butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale
>Sweaty demon butt on my face
>DEEPLY inhale

>>50169787
>wikifag wikifag wikifag
He really mindbroke you /trash/ groomcord child rapists huh, too bad it wasn't hard enough to make you clean yourselves off the face of the earth and you're still around to shit up /mgt/.

get a life, shoggocks

>>50169838
I had nothing to do with it this time.

Pyrows and even Balrogs speaking like YouTubers and Streamers. Pyrows and Balrogs even having the YouTuber accent and cadence and mannerisms.

>>50169859
>Pyrow wife only refers to you as "chat"

>>50169827
>T. Wikifag

Black harpies are basically intelligent, flying hellhounds. Other than getting divebombed, kidnapped, and raped or courting one with some variation of fried potatoes. What's the best way to acquire one a wife?

>Inb4 prostitution
That's a meme, and they don't actually do that.

>>50169930
Prostitution
If we wanna get technical a lot of girls are prostitutes, it's just that they marry their first client.

>>50169939
Not very business savvy of them.

>>50169939
You can't say that. I said inb4.

>>50169970
Thread meme was inb4 way before your inb4.

>>50169983
I created that thread meme. So my inb4 is valid

>>50169930
Crows like shiny things and Jimi Hendrix. Try that.

>>50169838
Find a razor and slit your wrists down the arm, faggot.

This is not a Wurmsong, but it has a Wurm and a Gnome in it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72678291

>>50170601
JoJo reference?

>>50169930
Black Harpies being prostitutes is one of those thread memes that’s weird for having survived for so long, meanwhile Kejorō actually do inhabit red light districts and use it for a quick and easy way to find and entrap the hearts of hair fags for marriage.

Black harpies probably stink.

I'll take the tree rat that always smells like hazelnut, and in the Fall, pumpkin spice

Katurday?

How about some cheshire cat breaths then!

>It's been a month and no one has leaked KC's substar post
Grim...

I don't want to leave any of the old writers that still stay here behind, so i'll post the announcement.
This post is the official announcement of the writing contest 2025/2026.
Rules are as follows:
>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to (at least) one of the three topics:
>>"A new start"
>>"Vacation"
>>"Sacrifice"
>Submissions must be between 4000 and 10000 words.
>Submissions should be complete by themselves.
>The deadline for submissions is January 1st. The deadline for reading and voting will be on February 1st.
>Smut is allowed
>Anything not allowed in that board is also banned(NTR, "fringe" fetishes, politics, etc)
>Submissions don't need to be set in MGE.
>There will be 3 winners, first to 3rd place by popular vote, who will get a full color commission by Yerb. However, even if you don't win don't feel discouraged, the rest of the participants will get a sketch by Axem, so there is something in it for everyone.
>Writers new, old and returning encouraged to participate
I'll be scouting the capy thread and the writer's thread from that board, as well as the Anubis Agreggator for stories from here but i suggest you post it there, as it is where i'm most active. Make sure you put [FC26] in the title of your story.

I might as well also use that opportunity to advertise the MGE CYOA currently ongoing in capy. It's about a music festival recently after the portals. We could use more people there, if that's your thing.

>>50171605
You could always just spend the $5 a month over waiting for people to leak shit. Just the way it is now.

>>50171605
When will he finally get DOMstar?

>>50171605
The one about animations? That leaked in two days.

Cat day! Cat day! Cat day!

>>50171736
Preaching to the choir.

>>50171736
>We could use more people there,
You are welcome to come back here and pretend the weird takeover attempt never happened.
Or you can just pretend. Because you are actually anonymous here.

Would you "meow meow meow" in your cat's butthole?

>>50171898
It's actually made by a local capy anon. The CYOA, i mean. He used to do CYOAs in the past, and saw the oportunity to make a new fresh one again. It's quite interesting, and i hope anyone interested in that kind of interactive reading can give it a try.

>>50171919
Depends on the cat since there’s a 25% chance it’s the goddamned furry if we go by domestic mamono.

Apparently asking for a just a plain, run-of-the-mill holstaur was too much.

Still no portals.
No still bovine wife to hug in bed every night
Very sad/

>>50172139
Sorry, senpai, best I can do is spooder cow.

>>50171898
The only place where you aren’t Anonymous, technically, is the MGR forums and those are mostly a depository for information unless the schizoid owners log your email.

>>50172172
I'm also not anonymous when I'm plapping your mom's fat booty.

>>50172286
The 90’s called they want their trash talk back you waste of jism.

>>50172172
>unless the schizoid owners log your email.
c'mon anon, you already know the answer

>>50172444
I don’t, and I’m not going to humor your paranoia. My original point was the forums have usernames. Capybara and 4ch only have tripfags.

Meow!

>>50172167
No! I want a real cow!

>>50172666
You're gonna hurt Miss Ushi's feelings, Anon! She's as real as you or me!

I'm on the writer's list? I haven't made a post in at least 2 years. And it was very amateurish. And it was all on /monster/.
Impressive someone took the time to gather all of those writers.

>>50171467
>wurm stupid
>harpy whore
>obese vore beast
Do we have any other thread memes?

>>50173035
Nekomata have TWO tails and TWO buttholes!

>>50173035
Shog butter tastes just like regular butter.

>>50172927
Spiders scare me. Too many legs. I want a real holst, not a spider pretending to be one. Sorry.

>>50173063
Holsts have 2 legs
Ushi-Onis have 6 legs.
That makes Ushis THREE TIMES BETTER than holsts.

M A T H

>>50173063
One of the worst things you can do is break a monster girls heart anon.
I would keep your head on a swivel from now on.

>>50172927
That's okay. I'll take her. Anon can continue to be alone, and I can have a sweet spider-waifu with extra horns and love.

>Journal entry:
>Day 13,866 on this rock.
>Still no monster waifu.

>>50173035
Baphomets are built entirely out of old tin cans.

>>50173035
Anubis being autistic about LEGOs.
Kikimora and Shoggoth rivalry.
Using Cait Sith as furniture.
Flagmander.
Kikimora and Roomba Belligerence.
Ocelomeh being into Tajin.

>>50173123
>Was gone from like 2015 to 2025 and still recognize everything but the Ocelomeh and Flagmander
Those are long-lived memes.

>>50173123
I only recognize some of these.

>>50173035
greenworm > wonderworm

>>50173071
My limit is 4 legs.

>>50173080
I'd say we could just be friends, but I just know that'd end in violent rape.

>>50173177
Sandworm is best of them all

>>50163973
Working on cow breath now. Will do jabberwock breath at another time.

We must construct additional monster girls.

Cow breath!

i'm gonna kiss the pharaoh

Still cats!