Thread 50141112

extra helpless and frustrated

i wanna die

what the fvark

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!???!??!?

HEY LOTOIS, REMEMBER THAT TIME I MET THE STINKY EROTIC ALIEN GIRL FROM TOUHOU SEIRENSEN: UNDEFINED FANTASTIC OBJECT???

>>50141380
she's not THAT smelly...I think

>>50141380
I look like this

>>50141380
>STINKY EROTIC
Please stop calling her either of these words.

GOOD SMELLING AND UNAPPEALING

My girlfriend is stinky sometimes but so am I.

I've finally decided to name the other mantis Meira because she's faster than the tsundere one

i want alcohol

>>50141380
You mean Lotois' girlfriend?

>>50142031
Tewihusband,I...

Hey she's stinky but in a good way.

hecc you

>>50142141
No, Hecc YOU!

amogus with /v/hu when???

I like Nazrin. She's a funny rat.

>>50142209
*beats the shit out of you*
kill yourself

postin' in the helpless thread

...
...
...
...

...?

need to plap...

You will never have sex with Egyptian women

>>50142445
I have no mouth and I must scream.

i have no dick and i must cream

another night of my /jp/hu pals trapping and betraying me in the thread with no one to talk to. I'll take the chance to confess that i like the idea of a wolfchad bullying me for being an otterbro.

I need help to cum...

worthless imagedump thread

>>50142865
Go to bed,wrap both of your hands around your koipenis and start thrusting as if it were a pussy. Close your eyes and think about your favorite 2hu's fat butt

Len'en

plap~ plap~ plap~ plap~
let all of your stinky smelly nutslop out, anon~ let's feel good together~ use my lewd pussy for your pleasure~

Genji is so bratty these days

>>50142873
Let me help you cum lots, anon

>>50143096
is she looking at me or are her eyes closed

>>50143160
how would her eyes be closed lmao

feeling a bit trollish today arent we

How many touhuos suck dick for money? No, not which ones, how many? Give me a number

>>50143165
something like this comes to mind
the white parts act as highlights for the eyelash in the closed eyes, well eye whites in this case I guess

>>50143187
Meds

>>50143096
>>50143178
Kyoukodiaper schizo is getting too sassy lately...

randomthingdiaper schizo is getting too cocky lately

yoshikapanties sane is my fuarking hero

>>50143318
sometimes I wonder what Yoshika is up to

>>50143318
I love Yoshika

>zombie
>egyptian sounding theme
>zero art with Nareko in any booru
>only art I have of the two together is a gartic drawing from paintanon
Beyond grim

taoist hours

Diarreah again

Oh what a shame that you came here with someone

i am going to rape kyouko because i want to see if her tail wags when she's sexually aroused

ok byakuren

of all the Myouren girls people care only about the retarded non-dog and the condescending fraud nun
many such cases

tony

>>50143564
gotta love unusual crossovers

>>50143542
Mikosisters win again

so true

I messed up my eye makeup a bit but oh well.

Happy Kouroumu everyone!

>>50143542
i care about shou...

>>50143574
Lesbian polycule btw

>>50143579
My fvarking Euroheroe!

>>50143542
i like all of them
murasa and shou especially

so false

every futa has her needs...

What would you guys do to that schizo Turkish tranny that attentionwhores and disrupts every thread on /jp/ pretty much

>>50143653
honestly? nothing. live and let live. holding grudges against people never accomplishes anything

>>50143653
Starve it of attention and pray to Allah that it's forced to live a long and painful life offline without ever knowing the sweet release of a quick death.
So basically also nothing.

>>50143653
I feel more sorry for him than anything else...

how do you know hes turkic

>>50143711
He has a weird accent, I thought maybe he was a seanigger but he could be turkish I'm not racist enough to be an expert

>>50143711
He sometimes posts on boards and alt chans that allows flags.

>>50143711
it's from his days as madokaanon sperging-out (sometimes literally) on other sites that show where your IP is from with each post, or I'm pretty sure that's how they work at least (like what >>50143723 said).
also why people keep telling him to show his cock already because he'd always pull shit like that eventually.

>>50143653
same thing I'm doing now, ignore her pathetic attempts at trolling/attention seeking and laugh at her weak, sissy fag voice
gaypee jannies are trannies for letting her roam free of xer containtment thread intead of cracking xer up but I guess if moderation in this shithole of a website was good in any shape or form we would still be in vee wouldnt we

>>50143731
>gaypee jannies are trannies for letting her roam free of xer containtment thread
It's so grim that just the other day I saw about 3 different posts calling out their (lack of) actions be shamelessly deleted while the Turk was still in the middle of actively shitting things up everywhere.
Friendly reminder that, here on /jp/, they all casually hate us.

>>50143745
My favorite janny moment is when some vtumor decided to randomly shit on one of the chinese girl threads only to be welcomed with an hilarious post about him slowly turning into Reimu while he was donating to his favorite e-whore, and janny got so butthurt they deleted it instantly

>>50143745
Reimu wouldn't smoke

>>50143579
That's it? That's the person you people had been obsessed with? He just looks like an ill starving crackwhore

out of 10

>>50143789
There are multiple smoker 2hus, and Reimu is one of them. She smokes with a pipe, though, one of those kiseru things

>>50143803
that she did
from the top of my mind the other ones are Mamislop and irrelevant mountain hag number 2# otherwise known as Sannyo

>>50143787
Absolute Cinema.

>>50143792
I don't. I only care about drawkings.

You sure do, Lotois

HEY LOTOIS

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

HOLY CRAP LOTOIS

>>50143579
Good luck managing the booth!

>>50143579
Eyes too far apart
Did 103 draw this?

meow meow mreow *bumps head against your hand, looking for attention*

...

Hi I'm a brand new character.

>>50143978
*goes to old man for attention*

>>50143980
Help me up the hill, please!

>>50143986
Yeah sure okay man.

>>50143978
HEAD DOCTOR

....

>>50143991
Helpless and Frustrated today, are we?

>>50143991
*plays with her braid*

>>50143792
You've clearly never seen an ill starving crackwhore

>>50143991
*jumps onto her lap for attention*

i don't know

>>50143983
*Gets your claw chopped off by a leaf*

>>50144023
^ ^
;n;

>>50143991
When Miko is sitting on the cuck chair, xe is empowered and satisfied as xe watches Tojiko get PLAPPED

>>50143988
*nuzzles leg*

>>50142209
>filename
kek

>>50144037
For me, it's this one guy that seems like he uses koikatsu models but the scenarios are pretty hot
Usually she makes Mamizou cuck and fuck taoists

*fucking dies from lack of attention*

...ok then

https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/IiN1aENt5o
rate his list

>>50144096
Is that Paintanon

having sex rn

HOLY CRAP

Anon, what the hell are you doing ?

i'm doing you, anon

Don't you need consent for that stuff?

someone was supposed to say "Crack" so I could complete the joke and I am now Very disappointed.

Tsundereanon otomege

I don't know what that word means so get bent

>>50144428
who are the romance options?

a

stop leaking the meiracord you idiot

woah, anon, this is a blue board, think of the innocent jaysissies!

>>50142141
Marisa Kaioh

This question came to mind yesterday and i was wondering what /jp/hu's answer to it would be:

Between Reimu and Sanae, who do you think is better at sweeping her shrine?

>>50144478
Sanae can cause wind that blows all the dust and trash away, so she's better

>>50144478
Are we only accounting for their own personal skills in sweeping, or are they allowed to utilize servants? Reimu wins if she can use Aunn, who comes in a pair and is very diligent. Sanae wins if it's 1v1 with no helpers, since she has miracles that correspond to her gods' powers, so she can use water, wind, or a bunch of danmaku frogs to clean up trash.
With no helpers, no abilities, no powers, just their own personal diligence and personality, Sanae wins. She's been shown multiple times cleaning up after Reimu and fixing her mistakes, meaning she takes her job more seriously.

>>50144446
>Merth
Sexy popular rich guy with a sensitive heart
>103
Sexy tanned guy who may be tall but has a short temper
>Yatsutraitor
Sexy perverted guy with no sense of personal boundaries
>Mspaintanon
Sexy silent guy who's actually a freak
>Koishidrawbaby
Sexy younger guy with a lot to prove
>Shotanon
Unromancable sexy yaoibait guy. "Somehow" turns out to be the most popular character in the game.
>Aerd
Unromancable fat fuck
>Tewimommy
Villainess

the braphus will rise

Shotard is still trying to do the Hello Neighbor dev treatment eh

>>50144623
Sorry, what treatment?

>>50143745
>>50143731
https://voca.ro/1dwGeXmxJNOx

>>50144636
Trying to claw himself back up into relevancy.

>>50144646
kek

holy shotabroken

>>50144642
If you are a true native /jp/sie then why don't you use a tripcode. I remember a long time ago there used to be a lot of tripfags here.

>>50144715
No you don't

>>50144646
This has the same energy as when I post HEY MERTH and then ask him about the next fusu

I really miss shotanon

We know, Lotois

>>50144715
good job completely misinterpreting what i said idiot
never try to talk about me in your faggot ass circlejerk again i am superior to you and you cant do anything about it

why is 103 still part of the merth and friends cast

>>50144646
I think /v/hu will enjoy dissecting this drawing line by line

>>50144715
that's fucking hilarious how you were yes manning each other and as soon as i come to respond ur just sitting there like a retard barely even able to coherently respond wow you people are fucking pathetic

where is tewimom?

>>50144763
Merth*
It's like you people forgot how hard he tried to suck up to Merth when he saw he was famous

Someone is still buttbroken over Shotanon being happy

>>50144821
Oh yeah, I did forget. I think saying /v/hu fits better since he fell out pretty hard.

if shotachuck came back I will personally get down on knees and apologies, he did absolutely nothing wrong now that faggerth is just him but 10x worse and double the circlejerk

Shitposters should stay gone thoughever

I hate Mamizou

uh oh merthbroken

i did a koistinky :(

>>50144888
He posts on /ic/ sometimes

thinking about meira

Sorry, meant to say /vt/

Watatsuki no Toyohime

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Hakurei Reimu

Toyosatomimi no Miko

Cirno

Rika

i like strawberry milk

Who are you choosing and why?

>>50145013
post it?

why can't anons get along? everytime i lurk here i feel there is an argument going on to some capacity

Hiii everyone im on the trainride from the event home i went to rhan afteprarty snd it was a lot of fun and i loved it and i know i dont post heee ia lot i dont care much for fourcahnn these days ssdly but you guys are alright you guys rock never forget that anyways here are a few of the art pieces i got today o didnt see anything too crazy and awesome and i wanted to save money so i wantednt as adventureou wirh my ouechases as ind normally be frhere are five fumos or socmething reitaisai next week thats crazy eight?

Merry christmas everyoe!

>>50145131
Who?

>>50145131
that's not a touhou koishidrawbaby....

>>50145131
What the fuck is wrong with you?
First you draw ugly smut and now you draw offtopic shit?
Fuck you

>>50145154
what's in that backpack

>>50145220
My coppay and also some bigger things i boughtlike annyrumi mousepad

Hina sunday, Busy 2hu weekend (I fucking LOVE Hina btw)

>>50145251
Hinatraitor?!

>>50145251
i look like this

>>50145251
eugh

>>50145251
lel forgot spin the camera

>>50145267
you are brown and hairy dude why are you showing us this

fuck cam rotation
>>50145255
yeah hi

>>50145272
why not. Its been a while. Tomorrow Im going as Nareko

>>50145284
you're brown and hairy

>>50145290
Who cares nigga lmao

merth what is this behavior...

>>50145279
Who the fuck is this?

>>50145295
anyone with eyes you shitskin

>>50145304
sounds like a you problem

>>50145307
no im not brown and hairy
feels fucking good ahahahahaha

>>50145308
You are the only one who thinks this

>>50145312
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50145315
Oh no it's retarded...

>>50145319
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BROWN AND HAIRY

>>50145321
Do I need to give you glue to calm you down?

>>50145328
nta but I'll take that glue

>>50145334
No

>>50145328
https://voca.ro/1maEoY1Sjlgc

>>50145341
Or do you want crayons instead? Sounds more up your alley

>I share /jp/hu with literal apes
Grim

*Scratch scratch scratch*
OOK
*giggle*
OOK OOK

If you are too new to remember hinatraitor then you need to know what it feels to be fucked in the ass

>>50145251
>>50145267
HinaHERO

>>50145378
me made le loud noise ehehe pleaes laugh guise

>>50145251
>>50145267
4chan automatically strips your photos of metadata, causing it to rotate.

>>50145346
https://voca.ro/1eqwKjI9i1bv

>>50145394
If he got cancer he'd stop being hairy

>>50145394
I think crayons are a good fit for you. Which one do you want, spring green or burnt orange?

ok ok

>>50145341
>>50145394
>Mexican-descent accent

>>50145390
this is why I always took the time for a small edit before posting

>>50145405
https://voca.ro/16oe8XrU5pRG

>>50145341
>>50145394
You sound like the whitest broccoli cut frat boy ever

Is Ferman calling others brown now?
Pull up the "fuck off, we don't like your kind" pic please.

>>50145423
You don't want those? You want laser lemon instead, little retard?

>>50145341
>>50145394
Nigga you got the brownest voice I've heard

In other news, i sent a friend request to merth's discord but it said he's not accepting friend requests so either that's true or I'm stupid and got the wrong tag.

well you killed the thread by being ugly and brown good job i guess

Stop being picky. Do you want shamrock instead, little retard?

Why are you girls fighting?

>>50145441
Are you a drawfriend perchance?

>>50145463
an ugly person made me look at them

>them
Hinanonbinary?!

>>50145463
I'm not even hinatraitor it's just amusing that this faggot thinks I'm him

>>50145251
>>50145267
I'm glad you are still around, ignore the turkish roach he's a pissu reject that has been littering all of jaypee for a while

>>50145488
you are the litter retard its my board

FAVORITE /v/hu VILLAIN?
Xanon
RemiTranny
Marisissy
KoishiFutaSpammer
JackalFiend
PatchyPedo
CCPAnon
TurkishZoomerPoster

hold up, let me make something

>>50145493
>no mustardgasanon
>no ballifiedhero
>no CPPoster

>>50145466
no

>>50145441
Add me bro Meiraballer69

>>50145522
CCPoster IS CCPAnon... Also mustardgasanon is an antihero

>>50145493
cute boy

>>50145522
Ballifiedhero is the Jack Spicer of /v/huillans because he was hilarious and overall harmless

>>50145530
I mean the guy that spams ClownPiece in the /v/ thread these days
You forgot china bootleg too

>>50145488
you follow me around every thread and whine about the same shit you obsessed faggot
idk why you're calling me a reject when you're the very definition of one as you're a secondary leech that will never belong here and i'm the complete opposite
oh wait that's probably why you're this assmad cause i actually have a place here and you don't no matter how much you're wishing for it to be the opposite
kill yourself secondary

>>50145540
China bootleg was revealed to be Marisissy in disguise, doesn't count. I don't know what they were thinking with the ClownPiece guy, he's just boring. I hope they retire him soon

>>50145251
>>50145267
hina's cute hairy arms...

>>50145547
merth I...

I am known by 5 different names

>>50145511
I'm at least 4 of those

Who's the best cosplayfag?

>>50145569
That nuenis thighs cosplayer is the best one i think

>>50144585
sex with 103 and paint

>>50145569
if you have anyone here who hides their face properly, isn't fat, isn't hairy and isn't brown then they're probably automatically the best

Errrrm 1ccs? Plans for today?

>>50143978
89 years old... Are you really 89 years old?

>>50145541
based

jphu I have an important announcement, I will never do a maristinky again, from now on I'll just post mariwholesome

>>50145627
What?

Which 2hu is most likely to be anally raped by a dolphin?

>>50145639
I'm not spoonfeeding you

>>50145633
What?

>>50145641
Alice!

>>50145488
thanks man, take care as well

If you keep replying with "Alice!" I'm not making a which hu post ever again

>>50145677
Chimata!

>>50145677
Draw koishi spitting on meira

YUP

NAH

EH

NO

KO

Who's the good girl?

Koitoilet is still occupied Im gonna koishit myself

>>50145757
Aunn

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I PRESENT TO YOU, MY FIRST (and most likely last) JPHU OC
DEDICATED TO OUR TURKISH XISTER
https://files.catbox.moe/d4at8j.png

>>50145651
>>50143579
My fvarking heroes Parseecosplayer and Hinacosplayer are back...

>>50145764
Just don't Shartori your pants

>>50145769
Don't give him ANY attention, he has legit schizophrenia.

>>50145769
this is shit i hope you're right and it's the last thing you ever make

>>50143792
Don't talk shit about my heckin' comfort namefag

>>50145800
you're going on the 'ru btw mate

>>50145806
i dont know what the fuck that is freak

>>50145810
you'll see soon enough

>>50145769
>soijak
Damn, when I think this place can't go any lower it always ends up surprising me

>>50145820
dont care youre retarded and devoid of any creativity
i really hope you werent thinking to yourself like "WOW THEY'RE GONNA LOOOOOOVE THIS" as you were making that lol

>>50145769
I've seen a lot of pale turks, they think since they're not dark they're not brown but they're still brown even if they're pale because they're turks. They desperately want to be white so fucking bad it's kind of funny

>>50145769
gemmerald

>>50145806
jakbooru?

>>50145914
yeah but i think it's stuck in approval hell right now

zzz

>>50145921
well im sure it isn't as bad as danbooru's approval hell, never posted to either so im just talking shit

wow this is miserable
you guys constantly talk about a discord so im guessing anyone that's actually interesting just went there and u people are the boring rejects

>>50145921
IT'S UP

soijacks are lame just beat the shit out of the guy instead

>>50146002
for that we need to find him first

>>50146008
Just metaphorically beat him up

talk about something

Wriggle Nightbug

Konpaku Youmu

>>50146081
>>50146092
are both boys!

please.. stop fighting

>>50145830
Hehe, you could say /jp/hu is the gift that keeps on shitting, ze.

THAT'S OUR MARISAD
CUE LAUGHTRACK

Mike is my favorite boy

>>50146279
Which one?

I need to have more sex with Eiki

>>50146296
>Mike
>is a cat
2HU REFERENCE????

Meira Gaster

Tsundereanon gets stronger

>>50146376
what did you send them another thousand bucks

>>50146279
nothing sucks more than being a stage 1 nuhu huh

>>50146408
Nah she turned into Yuugi and split me in half

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

diaper

24/7 eternal threads are taking their toll on vhus they're losing it

What have I become
My vhu friends
Every vhu I know, goes away in the end

>>50145511
koishidrawanon is into futa?

>>50146552
different guy that spammed the marisa lay in a crib copypasta alongside koishifuta images

mikosisters, how's locktober going for you thus far?

>>50146587
Karkat Vantas, I…

>>50146610
i kept my strawberry milk in the freezer for too long and that's bad cause it makes them lose their flavor a bit

>>50145769
The basedjack takeover on /v/hu is real.

Marisaonions

Sanaerelish

What an exquisite aroma coming from this thread
*Lands*

103noon
koiraisin

>>50146751
Koisneed is NOT a raisin…
She’s a Grape.

You forgot about hisami

>>50141120
How can Medicine be so beautiful

>>50146787
Eggplant

>>50146743
Haha! You have fallen for the aroma within my encampment! Now that you are trapped within my cobweb, I shall feast on your flesh for the nutritional value it provides!

>>50145769
made art of your oc

Crimbo wishes?

>>50146891
thank you merth

>>50146891
gem
thank you anon

>>50146957
why is hecabooby such a crybaby

>>50146957
Wh-what did Youmu DO to Hecatia-sama...?!

>>50146995
Real Kanmaritoilet hours

>>50145511
>my favorite villian isn't mentioned
Secret EX boss

there's thunder outside

>>50144585
who would the side/supporting cast be?

You could say he lacks a little bit of Extra Love

I
love
Futa
On male

meira
eats
in
rural
areas

>>50147050
Proof?

yatsuballs
in
my
fuarking mouth
i kneel

https://youtu.be/MIl2pVXRJZg
Thoughts?

>>50147194
>Fangame #3636720 that stops repping characters after UFO
Not that I should have expected any better from a game clinging to Marisa Alice, but still.
Wake me up when newhus get in games.

>>50138304
Cute!! I showed Tewihusband and he said he likes the way you drew her hair. I like the flower and background a lot, nice detail. (Also I like that she's hairy.) Here's your drawing, I hope you like it. I did a couple extras, I don't know if you'll like them but it was more of an indulgence on my part anyways.
https://files.catbox.moe/32moju.png
https://files.catbox.moe/q1ib39.png
https://files.catbox.moe/uehtr8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mw1boj.png

>>50147239
Cute!

buy my sandwich

i want alcohol

having fun with Hina

The Kyuun would not over-indulge in alcohol

>>50147292
Unrestrained Autumn Fun

It's Juan

>>50147292
You have autistic eyes

Tewihusband saw someone else's boobs...I
It's over

>>50147296
i want alcohol

>>50147359
What kind?

>>50147222
Newhus fucking suck and should unironically be forgotten

>>50147401
Sure thing grandpa

>>50147395
anything that's strong

>>50147426
Not a single hu here would give a crap about this.

Test run for Udon from scratch
Turned out well

>>50147459
Mutts don't know that

>>50147459
Wrong!

>>50147413
*pisses in your mouth*

>>50147413
Could I interest you in a gut punch? And a strong one at that.

>>50147527
i think itd be hot to be a 2d girl and get punched in the gut but its gay to think of a guy doing it and i dont like yuri that way so it doesnt work

>>50147554
you can be a girl though, anon
anyone can be a girl

>>50147566
i said 2d girl you illiterate faggot

>>50147554
You can be my girl at least. But only if you cook and wash

>>50147573
can any of you read

I want to be a girl too!

Mikosisters...

>>50147584
If you don't cook I'm gonna pummel you so hard you will become 2D(ented).

mfw anon pulls out his yatsupenis

I haven't got a 1cc since January

>>50147620
I haven't got a 1cc since September

>>50147629
which game was it
shottype?

>>50147633
FW, Marisa R1.
How about you?

>>50147640
PCB, Sakuya A
I had planned to buy FW on release day but it completely slipped my mind
demo was fun

>>50147571
so? what's the problem? you can be a 2d girl. what's stopping you?

Where's the Hina contest
If there's nothing this week i'll try & make up a spooky themed challenge.

>>50147656
Too busy with uni, sorry. Expect it around december.

>>50147650
not being dead

>>50147667
Okay then i'll take your mantle for a Halloween challenge
I just need to find a good concept, so far I have
>Something in TD Stage 3 (lots of wisps)
>Anything involving Youmu/Team Netherworld
>Something about survival/no miss (Don't get caught, you only have 1 life, survival horror kinda flick. No need to submit full run, just as far as you go with 1 life).
Toss ideas my way and i'll try to make a video for here & the 8.

>>50147701
is this the retarded shit you guys do to pretend you like the games

>>50147701
I actually had a Kogasa score contest in mind. 2 versions of it depending on what you think is better
>beating UFO stage 2 with the highest score possible
or
>beating UFO stage 2 and TD stage 3 with the highest score possible
Just TD stage 3 works too

my idea is just playing the games and not being a retard what do you think

>>50147724
I suppose Kogasa works for a spook, my mind jumped to Yoshika first. People also probably would rather play UFO than TD.
I'll try & gather opinions and hopefully get a set idea by the end of the week.

gather the will to kill yourself you mong

Now post Remilia_73

>>50147753
NTA but I use the same filenaming process

I was thinking what are we missing from these threads that we seemed to have lost over time. Then I realized, we need more LOVE for our anons and stop the wars and infighting!

>>50147292
>>50143579
Based, I wish I had teh balls to go out to IRL events in full 2hu outfit.

What would be the premise of Mofuark: The Movie?

>>50147239
that looks amazing! you even got the look of the wings right (that's how they appear in the EoSD sprite), wasn't expecting that at all. i want to put mouth all over those breasts. thank you!
and i'm glad you and your husband liked the Tewi drawing

>>50147889
1hr and 30mins of a hairy man ass getting fucked in the butt by some other hairy man with extreme close ups of his testicles slapping up against the others testicles

>>50147870
There's no 2hu events here
Mutts have Touhoufest
Asia is Asia duh
Even South Americans or Eastern Europe seem to somehow do better in that aspect
I bet fucking Zimbabwe is gonna have a Touhou event full of nogs playing bongo remixes with bones before we get anything, just to spite me.

>>50147904
muslim country?

>>50147716
>>50147728
What do you think of these drawings?
>>50147239

Which touhou is guilty beyond any reasonable doubt?

>>50148157
Alice was the murder hobo in DiPP

>>50148187
Who?

>>50147239
Cute tits
>>50147895
>that's how they appear in the EoSD sprite
Yeah Lily's wings are also feather-looking in PCB and PoFV, it's kind of sad ZUN dropped these wing designs in favor of the more traditional fairy wings he started coming up with, Larva does have really pretty wings thoughever
>>50147222
At least UFO girls made it in, normally the cut off is the SA girls since that's when 2hu peaked in its popularity.
Give it a few more years and TDhus will become part of the core cast in fanworks lol
>>50147401
>>50147410
You got it all wrong, it's the grandpas that are tired of early windows reruns in fanworks and instead give a shit about nuhus

https://wigglypaint.net/
what should I doodle?

>>50148229
Toyohime

anything more i should draw?

>>50148278
Hello :D
>>50148287
Rumia

>>50148278
Tocchan cute
Seconding Roomba

>>50148303
>>50148293

>>50148287
Meira

i can draw yet more

>>50148320
>>50148333
which looks better?

>>50148322
i can still draw more. if i get no responses than i will be forced to draw marisissy diaper art

>>50148333
>>50148338
Maybe make her hair pink too
You can't do much when you only have three colors

>>50148347
I'm giving you Ellen

>>50148360
Fuwa fuwa!

>>50148360
Alternative color palette. I can still handle a couple more requests.

>>50148369
Sunny

>>50148369
Waggy

>>50148424
you deserve to have your threads spammed to death

>>50148425
is that so brownoid

2hu built for aryan cockz

I can draw one more touhou...but im tired so i might forget to give her clothes

>>50148369
Now draw sexy Ellen

>>50148454
The STRONGEST (underwater)

>>50148429
Nose

>>50148293
Here's my attempt

I had a dream Merth did a /v/hu the animated series based upon thar Homestuck trailer and everyone else but Merth was played by their favorite 2hu
There was also Koishi but her only lines was Koisneed while everyone understood exactly what she said

>>50148516
>everyone else but Merth was played by their favorite 2hu
if you became a channeler and got some input from the esoteric thread here you could be voiced by your favorite 2hu

>>50148535
cute boy

>>50148535
That crabby patty is making me quite lustful...!

Which 2hu would be upset to this day about a meme out of his favorite character?

>>50148567
Alice!

Repeating the same words over and over doesn't make it into a meme, you fucking retard

KOISNEED

SUMISEXO

>>50148583
But there were women and children? are you insane?

AYUP

>>50148576
cute anon

CHUCKTORI

>>50148545
Didn't it turn out last time Patrickautist was lying about the conch shell ball?

Kappas are blue
Yamawaros are green
They are both jews

>>50148590
KOISNEED

>>50148567
Sanae

Roses are red
Violets are blue
HEY MERTH
When's the next fusu

2hus that get so upset they start talking like a schizo?

>>50148690
Alice!

>>50148690
Nina

You didn't reply that to all my Squidward images so actually I won today

Thoughts on Ellen?

>>50148708
Who

>>50148708
Cute

2hus for this feel?

>>50148726
Youmu filling meat buns for Yuyuko

Stage 1 Because Princess Inada is Raping me
Stage 2 Green Eyed Pregnancy
Stage 3 The girl who played with peoples assholes
Stage 4 Satori Nigger
Stage 5 Faith is for faggy people
Stage 6 Entrusting this world to dildos
Extra ChuckOwen was Sneed

>>50148734
boss musics?

>>50148735
Yea what are your favorites

>>50148737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZkJDJO8f8c
the three cunnies theme

>>50148742
I miss these three fairies like you wouldnt believe
https://youtu.be/bL3KnIqMfAU

I've GOT to kill myself

>>50148769
Shut up Alice

Who is making these godawful Reimu threads

*Flies past*

Futo, Tojiko, I demand that we snuggle together in bed

>>50148819
NYO COMEBACK

when the prince speaks, you listen

>>50148828
What the
Yatsutraitor!?

nyooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50148833
Yeah that's me

>>50148839
confusing image

>>50148839
Now draw me for reference

I'm a yatsunigger and I wanna be free

>>50148839
YOU'RE MY HERO!
Did you win at becoming a lawyer?

>>50148848
Here you go
>>50148867
I'm about to make it big with this gambling thing

>>50148869
Wow that's me!!!

>>50148869
NYOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!

>>50148869
Hey would you like to join the meiracord it'd be fun

>>50148869
don't listen to>>50148880
join the maricord instead

I thought that capsule you were in exploded in space!

why did Sakuya open a window in space is she stupid

drawfriend with the girliest cock?

>>50148923
Me

>>50148923
me

Are you going to Rumia

>>50148923
I wish i didn't have these stupid, stupid moles

>>50148938
love ur dick bro
u only have one

>>50148970
I still like everything else about it. Good size, great girth and thankfully uncut

I have a scar on mine

>>50148984
did you put your dick in a pencil sharpener or something

>>50148989
Why would Tewiempress draw this?

>>50148880
Yeah, add me Meiraballer69

God I need to fuck that sexy nigger

103 is sadly taken by his beautiful wife, yuuka

103 is Paintanon?

we are all 103

>>50148989
I grew a tumor on it but thankfully it was benign

Paintanon is Sonic while 103 is Shadow

What if you asked for help to become your favorite drawhusband's favorite 2hu in the chinese girl thread but they tricked and betrayed you and turned you into Alice

My wife has green hair, wears a dress and really cares about me

yuuka fucks

genji mops

alice (boy)

wasn't mystia 103's wife?

suddenly my name is Mystia

>>50149049
it is but we must keep forcing a joke based on a lie. 103 is not black but we need someone to be

Brown doesn't count we need a black guy

yoo patchouli-chan! your toilet is clogged and you really need to use the bathroom after that burrito right? no problem you can use me ze

Marisa would never say that

>>50149059
>103 is not bla-
shut the fuck up

>>50149059
yatsutraitors favorite 2hu was never yatsuhashi either
whats your point

>>50149055
your husband is black

>>50149094
my point is that /jp/hu lore is built upon lies. I saw someone lie about me in the most convoluted way possible not too long ago and it rustled my jimmies.

>>50149119
he's green

I'm blue

I'm red

which 2hu is blue and would beat off a guy?

mofvarking yatsukneelers lying about mofvuarking lore you will be punished

>>50149142
Ichirin

Kukulu?
Gartic?
Magmaballs?

>>50149142
Alice!

Which 2hu begs for a kukulu but never hosts it herself?

>>50149178
keiki the lazy fuck

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50149133
da ba dee da ba daa

I miss chimata

as I yatsukneeler I humbly kneel and I ask you to leave before you suffer a gruesome death

>>50149092
Is this shotaGOD's art?

>another pizza melty on /vee/hu
We can't have threads anymore

>>50149274
there's a /v/hu thread?

>>50149279
Yes and the retard really wants it deleted

Why does reimu love big wriggle cock so much

Big Benben Cock

Benben is a forced meme
We love Yatsuhashi here

Wife

Benben has the more interesting design fuck you yatsuliberals

Am I allowed to like both

>>>/v/723141604
Shota Meira
>>>/v/723150545
TitcowGuya

I did not care for musicalhus

What?

>>50149396
this this this this this this this fuck Merlin fuck Lyrica fuck the blonde one fuck Yatsuhashi fuck Raiko Benben is ok

Her name is Lunasa

which 2hu has the cutest tits

>>50149449
Sex Sapphire

i want alcohol

>>50149477
where's she in

>>50149495
no particular location
i just wanted to get experimental with the light source so i thought a black background would work with what i was trying out

Clown Piece is /jp/-related
https://litter.catbox.moe/d72a9vx1np2u6s0h.jpg

>>50149681
why did you catbox that pic

Clown Piece is /jp/-related
We should post clownpiece
https://litter.catbox.moe/d72a9vx1np2u6s0h.jpg

Clown Piece is /jp/-related
We should post clownpiece
https://litter.catbox.moe/d72a9vx1np2u6s0h.jpg

Clown Piece is /jp/-related
We should post clownpiece
https://litter.catbox.moe/d72a9vx1np2u6s0h.jpg

2hu braps down my throat yum yum

>>50149699
>mfw when its actually clappy

the unbearable is in futa drought

Touhou 21: HFaUD (Hung Futa and Unbearable Drought)

>>50149748
I think I like this new direction ZUN's kid is taking for the series

What if a shota dominated you?

Oh for the love of meira

Stop making Reimu threads. When will you learn?

Miko "disappointed" as Byak

How is your job anon?

how the hell did we wind up like this?

We are cursed

>>50149991
me on the far left when mofvvrks enter the thread

>>50149991
I love me some Kams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvwKJXwsKGg

Uhhh Merth?

Thoughts on the Omikuji writer's helper?

>>50150063
What

>>50150083
Introduce a marketable character like baby yoda into your comic to boost its popularity

>>50150091
I'm not making Ferbus 2

mofvvrks this is your mindset

Anon... Your job?

mango is my favorite monster flavor but i havent been able to find it anywhere for some time now

>drinking monster
Get out of my house.

>>50150343
im going to correctly assume that you suck at video games

>>50150077
she is cute
i hope she won't become a youkai and remains our Ordinary Witch forever

>>50150428
>remainds our Ordinary Witch forever
she's going to die if she doesn't become a youkai idiot that's the whole point

hello everyone let's keep a good hygiene and stop loving cum thank you

>>50150482
then i hope she will die a human, either because of old age, surrounded by her family, or in glorius combat, sacrificing herself to save all she cares about
such is the human way

>>50150614
>then i hope she will die
fucking monster kill yourself

>>50150634
the HUMAN way
youkai wouldn't understand

>>50150101
I wish I was Sanae

Have you been a good boy those weeks?

I'm back from eating a crepe. Which 2hu would cook a killer crepe? No, Alice can't cook for shit

when you think about it you come to realize that we’ve reached a point where the avatars of absurdity: Merth, Tewihag, Yatsutraitor, Marisissy, Xanon, mustardgasanon, and the ever infamous Pencilfucker69 are not merely users in the ether of online discourse. No, they are archetypes. They are the unconscious forces of late-stage capitalism made manifest in the dialectic of irony and despair. They are the Jungian archetypes rebooted by Silicon Valley the gods of the content machine, endlessly cycling between rebellion and monetization. Every act of defiance feeds the algorithm. Every meme becomes a commodity. Every archetype becomes a brand.

>>50151056
Letty!

>>50151056
Letty for sure
She'd stuff the shit out of it with whipped cream, nutella, or anything else, and watch you eat with a smile.

>>50150485
M-Marisissy?! Is that still you..?

dead thread dead board

Sumimasen... Where is Skribblhoster?

soooooooo dead

would rather just refresh /jp/ at this point this is sad

I'm procreating just like Tewimom so I can have my wife and children funpost while the threads are dead.

I'm getting new glasses

would jphu accept me if I come out?

No. Stay in the shed.

I'll be releasing "it" tomorrow (not a drawing)

>>50151948
Juan? You're making a Parsee tribute?

>>50151954
Yeah. I noticed i didn't do any SA girl Koisneed aside so I'm doing all of them in stage order and Parsee is next. I still don't know if i should post the videos or just announce that they're out "somewhere".

>>50151962
I'm not going through /b/ just to see a nut

>>50151962
I can't wait for teh yuugi

yatsupoo
yatsupee

>>50152146
what 2hu should i draw taking a yatsupee? (no loli please)

>>50152053
what about my redgifs account, redgifs.com/users/juanon

Today's disease of the day is...
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