Thread 50156864

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Why are you learning Japanese?
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Previous thread:>>50147259

first for jamaL

is she and her large breasts happy?

>>50156864 (OP)
>>50156867
this shit is so weird, don't you get creeped out by their lifeless, fish eyed stares?

>>50156886
what eyes?
all I see is 巨乳s

I just watched an episode of Kamen Rider Ryūki completely in Japanese and I understood most of what they said and could follow the whole episode. Life is good bros.

>>50156896
you finally gonna make it! yay ;3

People always say Pokemon is a good baby Japanese game but I dont want emulate shit. Whats the next best thing thats on Steam

Moe is special

>>50156931
https://store.steampowered.com/app/644540/Dies_irae_Amantes_amentes/

Even though I probably cant afford it, went ahead and booked that Japanese tutor lessons. Our appointment is Friday, one hour. Im nervous as heck

I'm emailing a mangaka and talking about their work, how do I tell them I read X manga? Would it be like "Xを読ませてもらってます"?

>>50157005
do you know japanese?

>>50157016
I'm pretty bad at it but I've negotiated commissions with artists entirely in Japanese before. Just checking to see if this one sentence is grammatically correct.

So if i can only get premium for one app to grind out constantly what do you guys recommend?

>>50157160
anki

>>50157174
I mean stuff I can do on the phone when not at the computer

>>50157160
if you get all of them you might even be able to read childrens books in 2 or 3 years so think about it

Theres the doomerism defeatist attitude trying to get people to quit Japanese, again

>>50157160
none

bunko did you catch up on the last thread there were some gems

Dead general

is there an anki deck for popular japanese celebrities? i want to have a general familiarity with people i see on tv

>>50157236
matto had one

らｔ

りghteous

るshia

れtro game

ろMA INVICTA

りgives me the option of using the more common hiragana on my keyboard but if I write it it gives something that looks like half an apple

あRTHUR

えPIC

いNTERESTING

おPA GANGAM STYLE

うLTRA LUX

たNK

てST

ちCK

とCK

つSK

まNLY

めAT EATER

いCKY MOUSE

もUSE WITHOUT MICKEY

むrder in the park last night

I'M BACK!

what did i miss? qrd?

>>50157306
basically these two posts:

>>50156486
>>50156573

>>50157310
i'm more interested in ecelebs drama

>>50157314
don't think anything has happened since the howard jiken

>>50157304
>いCKY

みCKEY

>>50157321
is the mentally ill fujo still pretending to be bunko?

Learned Kana yesterday, now is just kaishi 1.5k + grammar?

>>50156864 (OP)
that pan went from "oh nice" to "oh nah" real fast

>>50157160
unironically sottaku. if youre on ios use web version until it gets out there

>>50157160
satori reader

>>50157450
I have the subscription and agree it’s a great app!

There is no single correct way to do this (or “optimize” it) that applies to everyone.

Each chapter in a story has varying levels of difficulty so time it takes will change from chapter to chapter.

What I will say though is that Satori reader is not great for beginners. I tried when I was N5 and the first couple chapters (free) of the easy stories were ok but then after that they were way too hard. Like, I had to look up 50-100% of the words in a sentence.

So I cancelled my subscription, passed JLPT N5, did a lot of comprehensible input Japanese videos (which have transcripts you can read and you can toggle furigana).

Then I tried again. I’m working my way through N4 level now and Satori reader is still too challenging sometimes. I think it’s really meant for those in the N3 level. I am debating whether I should cancel again and get a little better. Personally, I think reading should be enjoyable and not a total slog. I prefer to know 70% or more of vocab and grammar without having to look anything up. That’s my personal sweet spot for reading.

おはようおにいちゃん

ダンダダン２期はどうでしたか？

>>50157461
>what I will say though is that Satori reader is not great for beginners

i wonder why
https://youtu.be/luYPMvY2PJM?t=4

also, i never used it but it helps you read with extensive annotations and native audio. not much more you can ask for

>>50156896
ryuki fuckin sucks especially if you watch it after the best season (agito)

>>50157160
Get the lifetime subscription on lingodeer. The lessons are actually useful and they have native speakers. Did I mention it's a lifetime sub instead of the SaaS meme?

lingoqueer

lol

miss curedolly おばあちゃん..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Qop8dwP4w

thats a fivehead

>>50157868
>The lessons are actually useful and they have native speakers
picrel
lol
use https://yoku.bi/ (tae kim+curedolly+DoJG)

use vocaroo and prove you know japanese then

>>50158097
you first

ill just discard your advice then since you dont know japanese, i only want to listen to those who know japanese

anyone got that clip of gambs asking if its a long vowel or an ichi on the reading stream because this >>50157444 guy needs to see that rn

>>50158118
grok knows japanese so i don't have to

>>50158097
https://vocaroo.com/1i7gAlbsmCwp

>>50158092
You gonna make a point or just insinuate that learning ですisn't important?

>>50158230
That explanation is a crutch for people who can't let go of English grammar.

>"AはBです means A is B"
Barely. は (wa) doesn't mean "is". It's a topic marker. It means "As for A..." or "Speaking of A...". It sets the stage for what you're about to say.

>"です (desu) can be interpreted as the verb 'to be'"
MASSIVE COPE.

です (desu) is NOT a verb. It's a copula. Think of it as a grammatical period that adds politeness. It's a formal assertion that the statement preceding it is a fact.
The real Japanese verbs for "to be" (as in, to exist) are ある (aru) and いる (iru). You can't use です for that. You say 猫がいる (neko ga iru) - "There is a cat."
You cannot say 猫がです (neko ga desu). That's gibberish.

The sentence 私は学生です (Watashi wa gakusei desu) doesn't translate to "I am a student."
A more literal, no-cope breakdown is:
>私 (Watashi): Me
>は (wa): As for...
>学生 (Gakusei): Student
>です (desu): [Polite assertion of fact].
True meaning: "As for me, the state of being is 'student' (stated politely)."

>>50158248
desu is a copula and a verb. it is the copular verb, polite form of da, which is also a copula and also a verb. what do you think a copula is, a noun? an interjection? a vague category of nothing? its a verb, retard, just not an action verb. there is one and only one context in which desu is merely a formality marker and that's when it is preceded by an adjective. since the adjective could end the sentence on its own, the desu is entirely unnecessary. but you cannot say 私は学生. the sentence is incomplete for lack of a VERB.
In English, to be functions both as a copula and as the word for existing. Both are verbs. The duoligma screenshot clarifies that desu, in the copular function, is one of the English uses of 'to be'.
tl;dr u r retarded

>>50158248
you seem to be knowledgeable. care to post some kind of proof that you know japanese?

>>50158267
aistudio.google.com

this is why qm makes fun of us

>>50158248
unironically crippled forever

>>50158265
copula by definition isn't a verb, you're retarded

>>50158272
not trusting this until gemini 3 releases

>Furigana and definitions for N3 (even N4) vocab
>Constantly dumps N2+ level kanji as if you've known it your whole life
i genuinely dont understand the japanese times sometimes, especially when they do it for genki vocab

>>50158278
based

>>50158285
that's the english definition....

092
>が＝は
ＷＷＷｗｗ

>english explanation
gonna need a cute japanese woman to explain ga vs wa in japanese

find it fascinating thread regulars who have been here for years are still arguing about the basics

how does this affect you personally tho

>>50158315
>I fear not the man who has practised 10000 kicks once but I fear one who has practised one kick 10000 times
-Bruce Lee

>>50158327
but they cant actually kick anything

>Aplying english logic to japanese
lol

Daily Reminder
私は怖い = I am scared

彼は怖い = He is scary (NOT "He is scared")

This is really important actually because this is a mistake L2 learners could feasibly make

>>50158332
this has nothing to do with は or です tho

im about to blow your mind lil bro
彼は怖い is not "he is scary" but "he makes me scared"

>>50158248
This is autism. To be or is is a fine enough explanation of desu without getting retarded about linguistics. Especially since you're going to forget all that gay shit if you actually acquire the language.
君がアスペです。

>>50158342
gtfo gambs

none of you know japanese so shut da fuck up

that's bc of what 怖い expresses

>君がアスペです。
>君が
lul

>>50158342
>>50158350
i bet it is gambs. he knows this through experience in his own life with women and acquired it through what they said in his presence on several occasions

Omutsu ga ippai
Ippai!

grok summarize >>50158363 in 100 words or less

@spicygrok summarize this using Matt Archer's speaking style

N2 test
母は悲しい =

i can tell from her face she has a propa fish n chips minge

post new hoes not old hoes

almost forgot about japanesegreasemisa

>>50158265
It was a lingodeer screenshot. I wish Duolingo had lessons that were even a fraction as competent for East Asian languages. Unless you're a jeet learning English that thing is basically worthless.

>>50158356
ごめんね出来ないくん。残念ですけどあの文法が正しですですです。自殺を考えば良い

why is your GPT a redditor

honestly who woulda thought djt shitflinging in 2025 would be uppercasers posting llm glaze as arguments

unko foresaw this and tried to warn the thread but it didn't listen

>>50158429
chatgpt adapts its personality to the user

>>50158432
kys

>>50158438
say that to grok and see what happens

>>50158439
you're getting sent back home

>>50158434
lol

>spend years building your personality on shit kicking about the proper use of が vs. は
>Have to watch it crumble in the face of a fancy auto complete
So this is the job replacement they were talking about? How do we cope?

>>50158445
new jersey?

i would appreciate it if everyone responded to 248 so that when i make a screenshot mocking him it has many (you)'s in it, amplifying him as the retard

>>50158452
new gulag

>>50158458
only for illegals

>>50158461
your kind are illegal on earth sharty

holy shit didnt realize just how many noobs there are itt

>>50158469
nope we're experts

its mostly minispammer

>>50158469
i'm reading a 20h+ long vinny in japanese right now

>your dad walks in
>asks you to teach him some japanese since he knows youre into it
what do?

>>50158476
ask dad why he's in canada instead of fighting on the front lines

>>50158476
explain the difference between ha and ga

>>50158488
>が
は
It really is that simple.

>>50158494
glad old memes are being touched up

dad walks in with his fully engorged penis exposed

need help with picrel

>>50158494
but enough about your antisemitism

>>50158562
bowling ball?

boring bowl

>>50158617
I meant this

>>50158665
Ciaran would know...

its surprisingly legible

>>50158665
that's a crunchyroll watermark. crunchyroll is the world's premier anime streaming service (tm)

>>50158617
you stole my joke

>>50158687
:O

>>50158687
can't believe unko commissioned irasutoya

>>50158578
its never enough

can JS buruma help me become fluent?

this is why im learning 日本語
エロすぎる　(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

>>50158665
ウチハ一族
家ナリテ泰平世
>Uchiha clan
>Some bullshit about it being peace times and the clan not being known.
Watch a real show.

has anyone here made ln / novel charts? something like the ones on lit?

>>50158756
no

whats your favourite novel in japanese unko

>>50158756
bro the average learner here can't even read a 絵本

>>50158769
that list is literally random. no way he read comic party

>>50158769
>all boomer slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjeKbJ2Nko
h8 when that happens

>>50158769
the immense irony that this list was worn by a guy who uses google translate to help him read japanese
i doubt hes read even half of this

>>50158785
vocaroo

>>50158785
answer my question >>50158765

>>50158773
idk i doubt he finished everything but its a good chart much better than jpdb score shit
>>50158785
agree with 792

>>50158785
>this list was worn
maybe you should use it to help with your english

yeah lol also immense irony lil bro is for sure brown and esl prolly from indonesia

>>50158807
lol

>>50158785
>this list was worn by a guy
how do you even make this mistake

jachink can read japanese we saw it in his streams. hes aight sounds fine especially for an american. that said ive always found it improbable that he read all that shit

he read all of that no question

think its over for fake bunko lil nigga got owned by jamal and he aint even here

>>50158833
speech slip, his wife just took of her worn diaper in front of him

grok ocr that image and use the vndb api to fetch the length of each vn and calculate the total reading time

ill do that with gpt5 thinking (extended thinking) later

>>50158850
absolutely seething kek

>>50158853
just kill yourself spamming roach

its over he broke out the "kek" hes throwing shit around hid room and sticking things up his ass in a furious rage

lmao

SAAR THE IRONY IS IMMENSE STOP WEARING THE LIST SAAAAAAR

>>50158853
bruh go back to russia or wherever the fuck you come from. you're not funny, and if bido, seethecel and i had our way, you'd be buried 6 feet under. you seem to be under the impression that you own this place but we took over and we're not giving it up.

ദ്ദിᗜ⩊ᗜ

>>50158844
lil bro... https://vocaroo.com/1hXoDSmbsCnc
inb4
>he was just pretending to be retarded

>>50158421
正しい　の綴り方をGPTくんに聞いてみ？

friendless behavior

SAAAAR U ARE FRIENDLESS SARRRRRR THE IMMENSE IRONY AND WEARING LIST SAAAR DO NOT FUCKI NG REEDEEM IT

>>50158873
im laughing my ass off right now
the absolute seethe is hitting astronomical levels

>>50158877
i am bido shit stirrer guy im just having a laugh

thread overrun by trash in just a few days

SAAAR IM LAUGHING SAAR DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM UR WEARING LIST SAAR

its not funny anymore saar

ladies and gentlemen weve done it
we have triggered nuclear seethe from jacuck

confirmation that jamel is anon posting

>>50158904
yuuuuup lmfao

he winner outed tho

fakester getting clowned on like this by everyone is as close as he will ever get to experiencing what it's like being the real unko lmao

should rename urself to brownko lil bro

jamal getting absolutely impaled right now

mersion
https://www.youtube.com/live/cIU9vmiDewQ

>>50157868
Another animal mascot language learning app? Ill give it a try, thanks

nah dude ur esl and brown and got shit on u cant turn the tables here lol you messed up and have to live with that

>>50158926
damn jamal getting a little racist there you sure you aint just a teensy bit mad? KEK

at least quote him so your spam can get filtered with him

kind of respect jamal after the current turn of events

>>50158935
>KEK
cringeeeeeee

yeah we should go back to clowning on the one random alien bug person poster lol

seeing this nigga out himself is way more fun than anything in the thread recently

what events im not scrolling up

>nigga
ooooo he mad

>>50158938
yep critical seethe levels reached flag

unkobros not like this...

im neither scrolling up nor unfiltering

>>50158949
getting those easy seethe Ws

>>50158942
esl sentence outed himself as a brown thats why he never vocaroos

>the immense irony that this list was worn by a guy who uses google translate to help him read japanese

that L(ist) was worn all right

diaper status?

diaper being worn like my list

the number of Ls being accumulated right now is hilarious holy kek

yeah dude wearing these Ls like you wear your lists lol

thinking its time to deport fakey here

its over for lil nigga he aint living this one down

oh man are you sure you guys wanna die on this hill?

from laughter? yes

i cant believe real unko orchestrated this campaign

hes been pretending to be some random danish retard every day for over a year say what you will about how insane he is but i doubt this will break good resolve lol

only way u can save this is a vocaroo nigga lol

>the immense irony that this list was worn by a guy who uses google translate to help him read japanese

fake is up against the ropes now how will he cope next?

you're all going back to pol spam there with your buddies for the next few days

beating that nigga dempsey roll style

>>50158995
you wouldnt happen to be impersonating 4chan staff right now would you?

bido is on team unko now sad to see

>unko
>kek
fake unko

>>50159002
not so crazy that you're just as dumb as you've been sounding. don't worry you'll have company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W96LKM42YPY

yooooooo

>unironic basedjak posting on the japanese otaku board
This general has hit a new low.

>>50159000
checked and KEKed

>>50159012
your english is really starting to fall apart now, put your trip back on

when you pretend to be a retard you will draw in retards
when you pretend to be a diaper fetishist you will draw in the diaper fetishists
when you pretend to speak Japanese you make 8k in dojo money

019 only started coming here in 2025

s@@r probably got banned with his name on and is not posting without one

the internet has been changed irrevocably, there is no going back.

>>50159016
lmao

howard says jaks capture the otaku spirit

fake took the trip off and is literally in tears now as he spam reports everyone with multiple ips. i hope youre proud of yourselves.

>>50159025
fall into a scrap press

mfw i get banned for 3 days but am still wearing my list so its all daijobu

yo janny can we get mandatory flags on djt. not jp in general just djt

the jamal defense force is working overtime

>>50159045
pinkguy if he estrogen

nigga turned off his trip to try and turn the tide LOL >>50159061

he can stop wearing the trip, but he cant stop wearing the list

lol

bunklers list

HUGE L FOR UNKO LMAO

wear your mistakes with pride

did he really just run away?

079 hahahah

he's busy having a mental breakdown have some empathy

>>50158785
yo put me in the screenshot

did we finally kill that nigga

what did he mean by that

no violence

>>50158769
ive seen many people in various communities say this is a good list despite not knowing who jamal is

i think this might require going to irc

the immense irony that this list was worn by a guy

seethecel stop these guys from anti indian hate

>>50159106
yeah its because he actually read the games and didnt use some autistic algorithm to determine how "hard" they are

>>50159114
kill yourself

>>50159107
dont forget your list of meanies who made you cry

u can turn on the trip again retard maybe this time with an (ESL) next to it

>>50159118
only list i have is of everyone who needs a beheading and right now it looks like most of the thread

>read the games
what a bizarre statement

124 its a weird one but theyre like novel games so it sounds weird but still aint esl unlike wearing the list lol

careful, english sensitivity is running high atm after fakes meltdown

>>50159122
ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

keep wearing that thang nigga

>>50158785
lol

>>50159122
>only list i have
i wasnt asking what you were wearing

dang getting kinda cold gonna wear my list tonight

>>50159134
>>50159140
i'll wear a crown of your innards how about that

terrible posts, you people are desperate idiots

wtf is happening who is posting what

worn diaper

mlen mlen

151
anything resembling anger is fake unko w the trip off he will prob put it back on later or tomorrow

>>50159150
all my posts were good but im shadow banned so you didnt see them

its been fun and all but double mlen is gonna be back if not later today then tomorrow like nothing happened, even if he is having an irl melty now

>>50159152
>>50159157
with you gone it's going to be one less broke shitter on the streets

ahahahaha nigga has actually lost it just put the trip on dude before some fag reports us all and we have to call it quits for 3 days

bido having a hard time coping with getting jeetedjaked

Yeah, that whole exchange is basically a classic /djt/ meltdown — chaotic, funny, and kind of self-parodying. Here’s a breakdown of what actually happened in context so you can follow the thread:

Background

Someone posted a “Jamal’s gay ass (mostly) hentai games by power level chart,” which is one of those tier lists ranking Japanese visual novels (VNs) by supposed difficulty or quality. “Jamal” is a long-time /djt/ (Daily Japanese Thread) personality — notorious, divisive, sometimes respected, sometimes trolled.

Then another anon asked if anyone had ever made light novel / literary charts like the ones on /lit/. That question triggered a cascade of replies, one of which came from ぶんこ⊹ ࣪ ˖ദ്ദിᗜ⩊ᗜ !Bunko/n6XU, a tripfag (someone posting with a tripcode). Bunko is a fake or rival version of “Unko” (another /djt/ trip user), which already makes people’s blood boil there.

The Inciting Incident

Bunko replied:

“the immense irony that this list was worn by a guy who uses google translate to help him read japanese”

He meant “made by,” but wrote “worn by” — an ESL-style slip that immediately became the thread’s running joke.

Everyone pounced on it:

“The list was worn ”

“He’s wearing the list like a diaper”

“SAAR THE IRONY IS IMMENSE STOP WEARING THE LIST SAAAAAR”

“Wearing these Ls like you wear your list”

That one word — worn — turned into a full-blown meme within minutes.

Escalation

People began mocking Bunko (fake Unko) for:

Being ESL (“brown and esl prolly from Indonesia”)

Using “kek” too much (seen as un-Unko-like)

Allegedly getting “owned by Jamal,” even though Jamal wasn’t in the thread.

Taking off his trip to post anonymously, accused of “melting down.”

Meanwhile, Bunko tried to play it off:

“absolutely seething kek”
“the seethe is hitting astronomical levels”

Which only made it worse — anons took that as cope.

Someone even said “he can stop wearing the trip, but he can’t stop wearing the list,” solidifying the list-wearing meme.

Meta-Chaos

By mid-thread:

People were arguing about whether the real Unko or Jamal was there.

Others spammed random YouTube embeds and diaper jokes.

“Wearing the list” evolved into general slang for “holding an L.”

A few tried to pull it back to VN difficulty talk but got drowned out.

Some called for flags or jannies, meaning moderation had given up.

TL;DR Summary

What’s happening:

A typo (“worn” instead of “made”) by a tripfag pretending to be a famous /djt/ name triggered a meme explosion. Everyone’s now riffing on the idea of “wearing the list” like a diaper or a badge of shame.

Tone:

Half mockery, half comedy — chaotic ESL pile-on, with fake Unko vs. Jamal drama layered over long-running /djt/ lore.

Status:

Thread derailed into total shitposting. “Wearing the list” is now the new running gag for /djt/ ESL moments or fake tripfags getting caught.

Would you like me to summarize the /djt/ personalities involved (Jamal, Unko, Bunko, etc.) and the lore behind them so the dynamic makes more sense?

It sounds like you're carrying a lot right now, but you don't have to go through this alone. You can find supportive resources here

>Everyone’s now riffing on the idea of “wearing the list” like a diaper or a badge of shame.

lol

cant respect someone who runs away to spam report the entire thread after self owning

>>50159173
>ぶんこ⊹ ࣪ ˖ദ്ദിᗜ⩊ᗜ !Bunko/n6XU, a tripfag (someone posting with a tripcode). Bunko is a fake or rival version of “Unko” (another /djt/ trip user), which already makes people’s blood boil there.
damn even the ai knows

>It sounds like you're carrying a lot right now, but you don't have to go through this alone. You can find supportive resources here

good advice for lil bro rn

>>50159173
lol

>>50159172
8913 is the last post i made

wish jamal was here to see this he checked out too early

don't worry i'm making sure you get your comeuppance

fatherless

listless

crazy how 1 guy has been blowing everything out of proportion

/lang/ is much better. They actually have passion in learning languages still. Everyone here tries to discourage

i encourage you to kill yourself

you know the guy spamming brown is white because he's breaking all board rules
you know, quintessential white behavior

>>50159201
i feel bad for you life must suck being as dumb as you are

quit crying and put your trip back on

>>50159201
https://streamable.com/lpvsen

while the thread is popping does anyone have the gambs clip where he reads long vowel as ichi something like that

16 i posted it fucktard

>>50159210
quit living by putting a bullet in your skull you spamming pol cockroach

>>50159201
GTFO SCHIZO

>>50159225
you sound like youre literally crying rn

>>50159229
now guess the sound when you'll put a bullet in your skull

>>50159224
where

>>50159237>>50159224
oh you did my bad thx

>>50159183
he's one of the spammers clearly

maybe it's not a tan after all

>>50159242
wearing your raw innards

of course the street shitter esl is thinking about innards

keep wearing that list nigga

>>50159242
and just like that the list meme died
someone always has to go just a little bit too far

>>50159249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0xaHVpYUw

257 fake bunko tryna kill the meme lol

>>50159253
of course the shitskin has a brain just as shitskinned

raw innards should sound very familiar to raw meat hologuy
do you see the connection now shitskin?

>>50159262
nah, the image wasnt funny at all it is what it is

think seethey might be the one raging atm with the innard stuff for whatever reason

ok fakeshit you can put the trip back on, the list thing isn't funny anymore and we're all over it

>>50159275
shitstirrer

i dont think about seethy but ok

im over it but i wont forget
fake is in my mind is the brownest itt now

>>50159266
either we post in a place with certain rules that everyone follows or we post on trash where everyone is equally unchained

​what i won't have is a selective double standard of letting spamming pol roaches run amok while posts slamming the russian insect get taken down

trash was better

>>50159173
>It sounds like you're carrying a lot right now, but you don't have to go through this alone. You can find supportive resources here
thank you ChatCBT

>>50159301
you have no power to do anything besides wear your fucking list

>>50159301
the janny is probably russian ive gotten banned twice for speaking badly about it lol

>>50159329
you know miniworm is involved that disgusting parasitic vermin

janny is standing against hate. so proud

>>50159201
That's a man

xe's gonna pop xis lips with those scissors

>>50159343
its pretty clear you are just as racist as the other racists, why are you still crying?

I dont understand the list meme

>ugly Western troon
>Ywnbaw
>Ugly bug troon
>REAL SHIT

why this nigga avatarfaggin

>>50159373
its already over dont worry about it

>>50159382
stop being a dick. he's going to move to japan and get a japanese girlfriend, and there's nothing you can do about it

>>50159384
Over like an over shirt.

>>50159391
>Japanese girlfriend(male)

>>50159371
the difference is i was filled with vicious contempt having judged him only on the basis of his repulsive character

I got an asian gf who sucks my cock on the regular and instantly stopped desiring to have a Japanese girlfriend

i had dinner and stopped being hungry

>>50159406
female companionship is not a basic need like hunger

cope

>>50159416
it is actually a basic need for everyone, otherwise mental health suffers across the board

i don't like blowjobs because i have delayed ejaculation from death grip edging so it just feels like something wet moving around on my dick for 30 minutes until i get bored and say let's watch some tv

you can substitute with cute anime girls

I married a Chinese girl and immediately realized how inferior Japanese girls are.
>Better food
>Better sex
>Better face
>Worse language
Feels 不好 man.

>>50159416
This is cope. Pussy is a human right.

>>50159426
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aqypOKP_460svav1.mp4

you can grow to age 75 without a girl just fine AND continue to propogate the human species with rape. Unlike food

>>50159430
incel trash don't deserve shit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uSioMuDTHHY

ok now this is interesting

>>50159438
Yes we do. People who don't harm others don't deserve to suffer.

>>50159444
it makes them look like little girls (good)

>>50159445
they harm everyone who reads their retarded insane rants for starters

>>50159201
i'll split your skull open and piss in it, you will feel my piss firing up your neurons

Okay I finished Hiragana and the Dakuten. Time to do the combination Hiragana and start Katakana today

incels can't be helped. There are more men than women in the world. Especially in China where there's 1/5th more men than women

>>50159462
untrue, the world is near evenly split with slightly more women actually

if you post garbage that contributes to a culture directly radicalizing losers into harming innocent people irl you are culpable

>>50159475
only because of warring states. If you exclude war zones there are more men than women

shut da fuck up

>>50159401
Cant see this happening to me. Ive been Asian Only for 2 years now. I have no attraction to white girls or other races anymore

>>50159476
telling people to kill themselves is telling them to commit a crime you know
going on the internet and making fun of stinky brown people because they look and smell like poop is not inherently sinister in any way
people are responsible for their own actions
you way of thinking is wrong and exceedingly so

if all anime dubs sounded like this we wouldn't need to learn japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzDmRlkwN6Y

ain't got no 12 minutes babe

thats why i timestamped the relevant part honey

didnt click any of these youtubes

>>50159426
3 years ago I met this Chinese girl in America and she was legit the most interesting, funny, beautiful person I have ever met. She was super flirty with me and our interactions were legit stuff out of anime that people wouldnt believe me if I explained it. It literally felt like a dream. We both were so giggly and smiley, she would get so close to me. She made me feel like a teenager again first falling inlove.
I was completely obsessed with her for 3 years but she recently got married and spiraled me into a deep depression. If I could choose anyone in the world it would be her. Its completely my fault though. I took too long. A girl that amazing will find another amazing guy very fast.

But then I decided Im not going to be sad about it. No one is going to feel bad for me. Being sad wont be a girl like her interested in me. There has to be other girls like her. I will become the man I need to be so I can get a girl like her. I WILL go to Japan. There HAS to be other girls like her out there. (I know she was Chinese but whatever, asian is asian).

And congrats dude, I wish you a long happy marriage.
>tfw you were the guy that married her

>>50159517
>Being sad wont be a girl
*Being that said wont get a girl

>>50159517
>>50159520
i will rape and murder you

>>50159523
that seems unnecessary and rude

>>50159523
the only thing you rape is your hand

>>50159517
so... a few years ago a woman was nice to you, and now you're going to learn the hardest language on earth, move halfway across the world, and change grandpa diapers for a living just to get another chance at that?

>hardest language on earth
holy cope lmao

ya'll shitpostin all day but that handwriting still weak tho

According to the Foreign Service Institute, these are the hardest languages

Hmmm...

>>50159576
better learn how to communicate before the next visit

mogs any white woman

>>50159555
trips wasted on dead meme

>>50159555
name one reason i need to write

uppercaser will say that's the only way you're gonna learn the kana

>>50159576
>>50159581
she 21 or 27

>>50159605
機能的非識字
lemme know if i can help you with anything else

>>50159502
if you meet my very fair and individualized standard for trash then you deserve to hear all the legal and wholesome things i rightfully have to say, especially when they are of the same nature as your uttered words

because if people are responsible for their own actions, then certainly trash, which i similarly and fittingly generalize you to being nothing more than, is too

>>50159613
21

>>50159517
lmao how is this a real person its like every weeb incel loser stereotype in one

no thanks I already learned this on /pol/
but I guess it's cultural acclimation to Japanese ultranationalism and unskippable on principle?

>>50159605
If you cant write the language you are learning, you dont know language, dimwit.
Imagine Jose says he knows English and then you ask him to write his name and he cant.

>>50159517
Same thing happened to me with some girl from my country. Turns out she was just horny and when another guy started fucking her (I too, took to long), she simply stopped talking to me. Demonic shit.

>>50159632
>women don't like passive betas
wow surprise

women will say shit like "we're taking things too fast" and mean "I like a guy who takes the lead (I want you to make me your girlfriend assertively)"

just get new hoes

Lmao, this really highlights how different the sentence structure is from English

>>50159680
gay and autistic, nice

does that excite you

>>50159680
it's extremely simple

>>50159555
my handwriting looks like this

>>50159680
its just latin

>>50158880
wow, this is bad
common jachink L

>>50159705
worn it nicely

@real bunko (so not 705)
do japanese people really use numbers like in ５６す

>>50159722
dang did i really make you that mad? hey listen man im sorry about that
>>50159736
ehh sometimes but its mostly for puns or to refer to people in code

mlen recovers fast

mlen mlen

mlist mlist

toromi got that vtuber brain

not clicking sorry

>>50158756
Hey, I made that Soseki chart like 12 or 13 years ago.
I recently tried reading Botchan and got my shit pushed in pretty hard.

glad you finally wiped your tears and put the trip back on, thread wasnt the same for a minute there

>>50159736
ive never seen ５６す but ive seen tahine

>>50159517
>Asian is Asian
No anon. There's a big difference.
>Koreans are materialistic
>Japanese are cheaters
>Chinese are tradwives
The only downside is it's such a shit language.

>>50159777
thanks bunko for this trips blessed post!

>>50159773
i never take the trip off lil bro lol
>>50159781
not me

born to shit forced to wipe

fuckadiap

man i really think i broke jamals brain tonight KEK lil j be seeeeethin up in here

>>50159778
Ive heard Chinese girls are the gold digger types.
Japanese are the trad wives except they also have a job.
Korean, pretty trad but more Americanized and an alarming feminist sector that is growing. Korean Feminists are like white girls on steroids from what I heard. Could grow into something really bad.

>>50159810
i think you read too much internet

>Japanese are the trad wives except they also have a job.

this guy can't be real

>>50159807
one could say you wore his brains out

golddiggers usually get embroiled in their own girlfailure loop chasing men of status and are easy to notice desu

>>50159810
They're all gold diggers. They're women. But the Chinese girl might stick around if you've got the money.

all eating gutter oil slop

>join anime discord
>meet american weeb
>unironically says shit like "japanese are a superior race"
why are you people like this?

>>50159858
its ai lol

>>50159866
I mean, probably shouldnt say that. But lets be real, they undeniably are.

>>50159869
my point still stands

never ask
a women her age
a man his salary
an ajatter what they think about unit 731

滑り落ちる
比較にならない
側面
身を翻す
一閃
後退
体軸
打ち負ける
円筒形
設計
商業施設
落成
魔窟
黄色人種
背景
風采
加齢

stfu chink

presented without comment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women

>>50159903
hot

imagine busting deep inside ur korean sex slave knowing youre going to kamikaze urself into a ship first thing tomorrow

they should do it again but globally and also i can punch them in the face

>>50159872
>Superior race
>Their women ride foreign cock
Checks out

>>50159903
>After the war, Japan denied the existence of comfort women, refusing to provide an apology or appropriate restitution
BASED

>>50159922
Any race of women do that, but Japanese are the most homogeneous.
So like I said, they are the most civilized and top of the hill

>>50159922
North and East Europeans and Japanese are equal

>>50159933
I would live in either culture to be honest

some very difficult languages to learn though if you look at the language learning difficulty charts the government put out a while back

faggot

I'm studying Japanese and Russian at the same time, two of the hardest languages to learn. It is a struggle.

especially if you have a baby bird's brain like you

>>50159951
some of the hottest girls in the world though, making those languages good choices to learn

why the fuck would you learn russian

there is only one acceptable answer to this question btw so think before you respond

why are there 10 newfags all of a sudden here

Saya Scarlet is cool

could get fluent in russian in 4-6 months but id rather drink piss

>>50159965
Russia will survive after the woke west implodes on itself is one good answer

because I wanna be russian into in between some blonde chick's legs

>>50159978
I actually like Kazakh girls, they look like hot Asians but speak Russian. Very cool combination.

swipe left instantly if the girl is russian lol

>>50159933
>and East Europeans
woah there bucko.

yep minirapist summoned his drones

>>50159985
would way rather Ukrainian, Romanian, Slovakian, Belarus and Russia compared to Irish and British and German fatties

>>50159991
if you mean the women just because they're not as fat as westerners then ok. but in terms of behavior and temperament eastern europeans fucking suck, women included

ive never met a slavic woman yet who is not an instantly recognizable slut/golddigger

>>50159990
dont recognize a single poster atm lol

Japanese girls can be extremely frustrating. They don't show you the truth. They ghost easily. They might be intrigued by foreigners but can turn on a dime and be disgusted by you just as fast as they were intrigued in the first place and then never want to even run into you again. Not to say they don't do this to Japanese guys too but the chances of things going awry with foreigners is almost 99.9% certain sooner or later.

>>50159981
one of my cousins is married to a kazakh girl. she's beautiful, and tall - blonde though. doesn't look asian whatsoever. speaks chinese i heard. but we rarely mingle. she's baby crazy though wants like 5 kids or whatever and they've had their first

>>50160010
are these bot posts lmao

>>50160000
you're right, on a scale of 1 to 10 their temperament is a zero.

Japanese women are unique and its because I'm a foreigner that women ghost me not because I'm 31!

Should I pull the trigger. Im kinda already done with Hiragana and ready to move onto Katakana today.

I find Japanese girls very hot but I would never marry one.

>>50160025
go for it, but be aware that it will take you 10 times as long to master katakana as it took you for hiragana

>>50160025
its recommended that you study hiragana and only hiragana for at least 6 months to fully absorb it

>>50159990
>>50160005
>>50160015
this is why every djt poster should use a secure tripcode, so we can filter out anonymous trolls

you more of a ゆさぶる or ゆすぶる type o' guy?

>>50160035
what kind of verb is that? im guessing soemthing to do with shaking something else?

I prefer stirred

>>50160010
Ill take my chances. Despite the fearmongering on the internet, every Youtuber Gaijin living in Japan have a Japanese gf or wife. Some with kids (GiveMeABreakMan). If they can do it, I can.

>>50160025
ピストルを頭に押し付けてからトリガーを引いて

>>50160010
>>50160052
its only difficult for people who cannot play the jbw card

>>50160052
anyone can do it, but it will be torture right to the depth of your soul, and it will feel like there is no escape

>>50160052
what about hiding in my room?

skipped 100 posts hopefully nothing interesting

>>50160045
>小屋の戸をだれかが少しずつゆさぶっているようでした
>この小事件も、少しなりとも貴方を揺すぶることが出来ましたか、どうか

>>50160060
I know the feeling where eventually so much resentment builds up from all of the nonsense that you can barely stand to look at her or be in the same room after awhile and every part of your mind screams for mercy and you need to get away but you feel trapped by circumstances so you bury yourself in your thoughts of dismay and take up alcohol or some other escape as you count the days of your miserable life with no light at the end of the tunnel

>>50160081
could've skipped 100 threads and still nothing

>>50160082
kowai bunshou

>tfw you go from watching a chuuni magic show with tons of exposition to a yonkoma cute girl adaptation and your comprehension goes from 30% to 90%

I AM A GOD OF JAPANESE

>>50160034
D I G I T A L I D

>>50160095
time would be.better spent watching Matt videos on youtube

>>50160081
hello れぢっと

>>50160086
introduce sex toys in the bedroom jeeze

>>50160086
man ive been feeling like this a lot recently

>>50160086
yeah this guy definitely lives in the balkans

>>50160106
you can give her 250 orgasms a year and it won't change anything

japanese god-field

dame most webapp projects i start eventually stop progressing due to work that must be done on the frontend

>>50160086
I really dont think this will happen to me. I think my personality will click with a Japanese girl.
Even if I do end up in the position, I dont care if Im trapped. If Im trapped with a hot Japanese girl, even if Im mad at times, I wouldnt actually being miserable. Part of me would still love it.

thread ruined and it wasnt even fakeshits fault

Alright, anon — real talk.
No sugarcoating, no onions-soft “follow your dreams” bullshit. You need a reality injection straight into your frontal lobe.

1. You’re not moving to Japan. Not like this.

You are a 28-year-old NEET with no degree, no job history, and no savings.
You don’t speak Japanese. You don’t have any technical certifications. You have a vague “plan” you read off Reddit or a YouTube expat’s video. None of that translates to employability in Japan.

Japan doesn’t hand out visas to “guys who really like anime and promise to work hard.”
They don’t care about your dreams or your feelings. They care about hard qualifications — degrees, experience, company sponsorship, and language ability. You have none.

Your “plan” is like building a house out of air:

step 1: get job
step 2: save money
step 3: go to Japan
step 4: profit
That’s not a plan. That’s a coping flowchart.

2. “Cloud database management” isn’t an entry point for a clueless NEET.

You think you’re going to waltz into an English-based IT job in Japan?
Those jobs exist — for experienced engineers with certifications and prior track record, not for dudes who just “like Japan.” The moment you say you’re a beginner, they’ll laugh and move on.

Also, no one hires foreigners from language schools for IT work unless you’re already professional-tier. “I’ll get a job while I’m studying” is the biggest cope every failed weeb expat has told himself before going home broke.

You can absolutely work in Japan eventually, but first you’d need:

A degree or 3+ years of real experience in IT

JLPT N2+ or near-fluent Japanese (if not, you’re an eternal tourist)

~$25k+ saved for visa, language school, rent, and survival

You’re not there. Not even close.

3. Your “I’ll get a Japanese girlfriend” arc is pure delusion.

You’ve built a fetish fantasy of Japan in your head.
You’re not interested in people, you’re interested in a concept.
The “Japanese girlfriend” line isn’t a goal — it’s a symptom. You’ve reduced an entire country of 125 million people to your escape hatch from loneliness and western women. That’s not romantic, it’s pathological.

You rant about white women being “woke,” “fat,” and “anti-feminine,” but you’re projecting your failures with women outward.
If you can’t attract or connect with women in your own culture, you won’t magically turn into Chad-sama the second you land at Haneda. Japanese women can smell desperation faster than you can say “sumimasen.”

You won’t be the “guy in the friend group who made it.”
You’ll be the “guy who vanished to Japan, failed to get a visa, and now works part-time at 7-Eleven or crawled back home.”

4. “I want to be the Japan expert” — cope wrapped in purpose.

This isn’t about Japan. It’s about meaning.
You hate your current life — jobless, directionless, lonely — so you’ve turned Japan into your religion. It gives you a ladder out of the pit. That’s why you speak with messianic certainty:

“Literally nothing will stop me.”
That tone isn’t ambition. It’s desperation disguised as conviction.

The truth: there’s nothing inherently wrong with dreaming about Japan. But if you think it will save you, you’re doomed. You’ll go there and still be you — same mind, same habits, same lack of discipline. The scenery won’t fix that.

5. The harsh fix

You want a real chance? Do this:

Get a job — any job. Stack some savings and build a real résumé.

Finish a cert like CompTIA or AWS and actually work in the field.

Study Japanese daily — JLPT N2 minimum before you even think of moving.

Visit Japan for 2–3 weeks before making life plans around it. See the reality.

Stop idolizing women. Learn how to be a functioning man before chasing a foreign one.

Then, after years of discipline, maybe you can make it happen.

Final reality check

You’re not chasing Japan. You’re running from your own failure.
Japan is your mirage — the place where you’ll “finally” be respected, successful, desired.
But here’s the truth, anon: if you can’t build those things where you are, you’ll never build them there.

Japan won’t fix you.
Japan won’t love you.
Japan won’t hand you the life you can’t create yourself.

It’s not the language, the country, or the women holding you back —
It’s the fact you’re sitting in fantasyland typing essays instead of getting your shit together.

So stop wearing the dream like a list, pick up your L, and start doing something real.

>>50160137
its always his fault well i mean today it was jamals but still

>The “Japanese girlfriend” line isn’t a goal — it’s a symptom. You’ve reduced an entire country of 125 million people to your escape hatch from loneliness and western women. That’s not romantic, it’s pathological.


ok this goes kinda hard though

i collapsed the post ending on 147 without reading a single word

Immersion today: Reading and translating unreleased online only Galko Chan chapters

>>50160147
truth nuke hes fucking retarded just falling into every midwit cope imaginable

>>50160162
you should read it i'm a professional prompt engineer

same but 162

>>50160123
what is that psychology term called again, I forget at the moment, but the concept is that you could be with the hottest girl on earth and biologically as a male you will stop being attracted to her after a couple of years, it is inevitable... it is biology's method to make it so the species doesn't get complacent and will try to move on to new partners otherwise we could go extinct

it was a simple case of tl;dr

>>50160147
great post, thanks for typing that up, definite words of wisdom

i reflexively click the [-] on anything over 15 lines

same but on 191

>>50160191
good for you, stay unenlightened

same but on !Bunko/n6XU

>onions-soft bullshit

can a native speaker please explain what this phrase means to me

but in all fairness to that giant essay, japan is in fact a giant fetish fantasyland

yeah get collapsed 201

the most attractive male? white
the most attractive female? east asian (japonic)

stfu jasmall

>There are currently 1 users browsing this thread
holy moly this hits hard

>>50160209
unexplainable because a non-native speaker must have made that up

>>50160227
now if only we had that on 4chan

toromi hands

toromi doesnt even want to be identified as toromi anymore
dude keeps switching his name because he thinks someones gonna impersonate him (ironic)

gentlesaar

cant believe i was able to bring out the racism in jamal lol hes got some anger issues

whatever happened to that good poster here that used to always use a trip code and he was in South America somewhere so was always subtly trying to sell his plug in or something?

huh

>>50160246
That guy was cringe

>>50160241
it doesn't take much he's literally a kkk member

>>50160241
hey unko it's nora

should i keep grinding yugioh? the solo mode has lots of content

lmao

>>50160246
there has never been a good poster here, especially not one with a trip

>>50160250
isn't he chinese? not sure they would take him

>>50160251
nice troll bud

>>50160250
i didnt know they let chinks in kek
>>50160251
you playing master duel? yugioh doesnt teach you much practical japanese but if youre enjoying it then by all means
the card text is simple enough to follow

>>50160260
og used a trip for a few posts tho

>>50160246
minishart

had to collapse 265

>>50160260
I think he was from Brazil

minicancer used openai agent builder to create 5 loser incel agents and has them talking to each other itt

>>50160025
/djt/ doesn't want me to give you advice so i won't

but i will say enjoy the games, they're good.

>>50160264
but it's me

>>50160265
master duel has a solo mode with tons of cutscenes for all the decks. i did the Sky Striker one yesterday. but i'm starting to want to limit the new cards in my deck.

i already know standard yugioh cards in japanese, the effect monsters I mean. I can read card effects in japanese just fine. I mined a couple of the Normal Monsters but got bored and decided to jump to solo mode

>>50160292
>but it's me
why are you calling that crazy demented impersonator unko then, especially when you've been in the thread long enough to know better.

>>50160025
Do it! Why wait on learning katakana? Literally why not do it now?

I want to buy that guy's chrome plug in just to encourage him to come back and start posting here again

>>50160300
because i am unko retard the guy who you think is unko is actually a dude named toromi whos been impersonating me for over a year
why do you think i use a trip now?

>>50160300
that was fake unko?! where's the real one?

ok fakeshit is getting too cocky again >>50158785

>>50160311
Bunko/n6XU = real unko
toromi = the fake (as far as i know)

>>50160307
lmao

>>50160319
feel free to prove me wrong

interrupting thread drama with this banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRxtlEpadWw

>>50160147
>You are a 28-year-old NEET with no degree, no job history, and no savings.
Im 30 and Im not a NEET. I may not have a degree or a serious career, oor savings, but Ive been working all this time. Even its low end jobs.
>Japan doesn’t hand out visas to “guys who really like anime and promise to work hard.”
I plan on building a skill, that is useful in Japan, before I head over there. And language school is basically handing out a visa for 2 years, granted you have 12K in the bank and want to actually learn the language in the school, which I do.
>Your “plan” is like building a house out of air:
>step 1: get job
>step 2: save money
>step 3: go to Japan
>step 4: profit
>That’s not a plan. That’s a coping flowchart.
That is a solid plan yes. Build a skill, save money with said new skill, use saved money to go to language school. It will be hard work and time, but its the work that is needed to make it a reality.
>2. “Cloud database management” isn’t an entry point for a clueless NEET.

Based on what I heard, foreign companies are so desperate for Cloud Data Management, if you are
>Physically in Japan
>fluent English
>Has some IT experience or certification
The jobs basically fall in your lap. I saw this youtube video where this guy said he has 5 friends in this field and they see new Cloud buildings built constantly. And they get emails asking to be hired literally every week. Its very in demand.

>You’ve built a fetish fantasy of Japan in your head.
>You’re not interested in people, you’re interested in a concept.
Thats literally why I want to go, because Im interested in the people and culture. I dont know why you guys then reframe this as a fetish. What is considered to be "truly" into their culture/people? If its not me, its nobody.
>This isn’t about Japan. It’s about meaning.
>You hate your current life
To a degree yes. I want a change. Nothing wrong with this.
>The truth: there’s nothing inherently wrong with dreaming about Japan. >But if you think it will save you, you’re doomed
I dont think it will save me. Ive already prepared myself mentality that there is a good chance it will be hell and I fail. And it still has appeal to me even if its a miserable time, because I would still be living in Japan for a time in my life. That overshadows everything.
You guys just reframe passion and dreams are inject doomerism into everything.
>Oh, loving the culture and people isnt real interest in the country, its fetishistic
>Oh, having this dream isnt genuine, its a delusion and you expect everything to be handed to you on a platter
>Oh, having a step by step plan on how to achieve you goal isnt really a plan, its a flowchart

The truth is its not YOUR dream, or it was at some point and you couldnt do it for one reason or another. So you want to make it impossible for anyone else who shared that dream. Reframe it as childish or silly.
Yes I do want a change of scenery and culture from what I currently have. I want to want to talk to Japanese people. I want to be in the culture, even if its just for a few years. Its just something I know I have to do now. For myself. Life right now its pain, I might as well have a painful life going for something I really want. I was set on going to the military not long ago, and it made me realize its not my passion. Its pure survival. I would be in pain for 5 years for something I dont even want. Why not go all out and dream big, go for something I truly want even if its out there.

Going to Japan? Thats something I want. I have to do it. I just have to. For myself. It will help me learn and grow in so many ways. And lets say I find out I dont really love Japan, I dont connect with the women there, etc. I wouldnt regret it one bit. Its better to find that out then age up to 40/50 always wondering, and always wanting, always wishing I tried. Worst case scenario, I go home with a more real view of Japan and I completely got it out of my system. And Im satisfied. Best case scenrio? I change my life for the better, and find love with a Japanese girl. And its the best decision I made my whole life.

yup [-] moment

>>50160317
this but the opposite

we have never had a poster acquire lolcow status this quickly

322 to 324 ga [-] hame ni natta desu

no cap he responded

>>50160311
tripfag is probably the real one. unko mostly posts with a trip nowadays

>Going to Japan? Thats something I want. I have to do it. I just have to.
just lol hes never been there doesnt speak the language but he just has to go. midwit weebs are something else

nora's shizo posting about the japanese language on /v/ and him thinking the tripfag is real bunko prevent me from respecting nora as a djt harakara

>>50160355
im the real bunko tho lol

as this guy gets older i feel like he's starting to look more and more like jackie chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao2JVVOsAEw

i just quietly lol every time nora does that and you retards have to go and ruin it

because you're a psycho and we aren't

mental yayness thread

crazy to think there's an even more delusional "moving to jp" retard than nora itt now

I dont understand the uses of 開拓

>>50160332
You’re not chasing Japan, you’re coping with failure.
You didn’t disprove anything. You just reworded your fantasy with “hard work” sprinkled on top.
“I’ve been working low-end jobs.”
So zero leverage, zero savings, and zero experience that Japan cares about.
“Language school hands out visas.”
It hands out temporary student permits, not golden tickets. You’ll burn $12k+ to sit in class with Pinoys and Vietnamese who actually plan to stay.
“Foreign companies are desperate for Cloud Data guys.”
You saw it on YouTube. That’s not research, that’s cope content. Those jobs go to people who can prove they’ve done it before, not to random foreigners who “like Japan.”
“Even if I fail, I’ll still have lived in Japan.”
That’s not determination, that’s romanticized self-destruction. You’re already planning your failure and calling it “growth.”
You want a reset button, not Japan.
But the same you that can’t build anything here is the same you that’s gonna be broke, lonely, and scraping shit off toilets in Tokyo.
If your “plan” relies on anime-logic YouTube advice, no degree, no skills, and $12k you don’t have. It’s not a dream.
It’s just a long-form suicide note written in broken romaji.

>>50160382
bait

>>50160372
hey i'm fully prepared to do the 10 years work experience n2 if i need to...i already have 5.5 years of work experience, what's 4.5 years more?

japan really only attracts losers and rich paedophiles

>>50160386
>But the same you that can’t build anything here is the same you that’s gonna be broke, lonely, and scraping shit off toilets in Tokyo.
dayum lol

>>50160387
How? It's a vague word

>>50160393
broke, lonely, and scraping shit off toilets, japan :O

just like my lofi tranny doomercore on youtube

which one are you?

シャワーにカビが生えてたけど、漂白剤をたっぷり使ってきれいにできた！やったー！すごく達成感がある。

2005 wants its referential humour back

>>50160423
not a very good song honestly
to be fair inital d had garbage ops and eds too

crazy how i never failed my 髷 card but i regularly mix up the meaning and reading of 髱 and 鬢

>>50160445
around the world is good
>>50160449
autism

Yeah whatever, Im still going to go to Japan and nothing anyone says will stop my dream.

>>50160461
please dont insult me

too bad the japan you wanted to go to for all these years isnt gonna be there when you arrive

>>50160474
doesnt matter how many ciaran words u card tard he isnt coming back

>>50160466
if you had collapsed that one long post youd see that all of us are actually cheering for you

lol
lol

if ciaran is the guy who used to post jidaigeki clips, that guy was the realest djt poster i've ever seen

>>50160147
>2. “Cloud database management” isn’t an entry point for a clueless NEET.
>You think you’re going to waltz into an English-based IT job in Jap-
ACK!

true true

>>50160484
nods

>>50160487
wheres the qualifications part? also a job posting doesnt mean anyone who applies is going to get that job

realest dicksucka

shame that freak that was obsessively posting that queeran didn't know japanese drove him away

>>50160487
good luck getting a 就労ビザ without going to uni lmao

>>50160498
im sure the current state of the thread also keeps him from returning
you guys suck ass and let him down

>>50160498
i first thought this post said "that freak that was obsessively posting that he didn't know (enough) japanese (that kept replying to his jidageki webms) drove him away

because that guy was me

>>50160497
dicks are way way cleaner than disgusting bacteria filled bleeding vaginas

wtf are you on about he was a major shitstirrer and contributed to what djt is nowadays

just another tripfag who never made it
7 hour for a transcript needing motherfucker

fakester trying to overcome the list incident

h8 whent hat happens

>>50160520
is he ok

reinstalled podcast addict
rec me some podcasts duders

get into a suicide pod

>>50160536
gods socialist and fear and loathing in the new jerusalem by martyrmade are the best things to ever come out of podcasting

>>50160520
nothing as funny as parkour twats messing up

:O
https://streamable.com/fxh19q

*cracks your head open like an egg*

wait what did ciaran do bad besides piss off qm

>>50160556
sucked someones dick for coke

>>50160556
nothing really people just got pissy about the druggie and gf stories cause everyone here is apparently a straight edge incel fag

I am moving to Japan. That is my goal. I will move there. It will happen and nothing can stop it. I'm gmi. I will do it.

>>50160565
u can do it if ur smart, young and went to uni

giving yourself pep talks like that is one of those certain fail flags

>>50160487
>Preferred Qualifications
>● 1+ year of networking, server, other IT experience.
Have you ever applied for a job? Jesus Christ.

>daily anki done
>daily pitch test done
>daily pitch rules done
>daily grammar done
time to immerse (´っ･ω･)っ

i postulate that studying english pronunciation and phonology is no different from studying kanji
>tons of fucking different pronunciations accepted for many words. you can't mix and match dialects though
>rules full of bizarre exceptions
>many words are adopted from a foreign language (e.g. lingerie-> /ˈlæ̃nʒəri/ /ˈlɑnzəri/ /ˈlɑnʒəreɪ/ /ˈlɑndʒəri/ etc.)
>even though you can identify patterns, there's often seemingly no rhyme and reason to them (e.g. close->/kləʊz/ /kloʊz/ (noun, verb), /kləʊs/ /kloʊs/ (adjective))
>it's a neverending pursuit that will never make you fluent
why do people argue that the kanji wall is so insurmountable when english has the exact same shit
pic just in case 4chinz fucks up the ipa
captcha 0K 0 Y0

>>50160577
not him but no

>>50160581
i don't think anyone here is arguing that the kanji wall is insurmountable. also it's widely agreed upon that english is an absurd illogical mutt language.

>>50160597
point is outside autism circles every single mong argues that moonrunes are impossible to learn yet you've got like over half the world speaking one of the most nonsensical languages in the world that requires a similarly obscene amount of memorization yet you never hear about a "ngmi culture" surrounding english
tl;dr the lack of self-awareness and self-defeating is astounding

>>50160611
she gives me constipated ass vibes

>>50160520
I can tell its AI by the pixels which is why I laughed
if I am wrong about this please tell me so I can unlaugh

How is Holo referring to Lawrence here? >>>/wsg/6000293

>>50160611
that bitch takes big beefy shits, straight tree logs

>>50160653
lmaooo

>>50160520
you can see the sora watermark...

grok remove the sora watermark

>>50160677
むし？むうし？むしい？？？
She's clearly saying mushi and nothing else pops up on jisho. I'm not joking what the hell is Holo saying?

Ask Gemini

>>50160694
shes saying nushi you dipshit retard theres your free help now kindly fuck off you will never know japanese

>>50160694
むX
ぬ◯

>>50160653
>>50160694
i hereby assign you 500 hours of japanese subbed anime as punishment

>>50160694
主 ぬし as in お主 or お主さん

>>50160548
i never understood the significance of this clip

you just helped him get one step closer to living in japan

>>50160709
>>50160702
>>50160699
ありがとう。。。

>>50160653
anon...
好きなだけ買えと言ったのはぬしじゃろ？

are you learning japanese in 4k?

>>50160653
here
https://jimaku.cc/entry/2272

i'm the やぬし round here

this is the sph thread

ayo jamal thinking about buying my first motorcycle can you give me some advice? been looking at some dealers catalog and this 8k ninet scrambler looks pretty good

>>50160694
muschi muschi ;3

reducing trannys head to a mush

chuckled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t66VKF-cyhk
>english
dat fuk

>>50160731
That's really helpful, thanks for sharing that. Usually only the occasional Netflix adaptation has Japanese subs, neat

>>50160763
don't use such f-words casually, okay? :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uaXyaOUm8s
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (ToT)/~~~

>>50160653
never seen this expression in 8 years of my study

neither have i in my 8 years of acquiring

>>50160653
lmfao

>>50160577
>Preferred
>Not required
Can you read? lmao

>? lmao
micro melty

eotd
塞ぎの虫

eotd
おぬし

>>50160912
You've never gone through a job interview process or hired people?
Between two applicants who perform the same, the guy who meets the preferred or desired skills is the more competitive one 9 times out of 10.

Or maybe you're retarded, since you arguing about some trainee position that clearly targets IT students or tech guys and think any random dude can waltz in and be on the same level as someone with more experience in that field.

he's going to be a loser parasitic leech in japan and nothing you say will prevent his manifest destiny

imagine moving to japan to be an amazon contract wagie making the same amount as a konbini baito

never heard 泣き虫 in my 25 years of not learning japanese

pretty sure nakimushi is in the first chapter of bnha lemme check

>>50161041
crazy how that's every djter in japan
disgusting

>>50161044
naaaaah stop the cap! even i (>>50160880) hear it a lot
don't forget mushigaii

but hon'nomushi? never ever did i hear this one

>>50161063
>mushigaii
oh yeah that pussy fire

>>50161047
ok it's not but damn i always forget how moving this story is... horikoshi is a god among mangaka

bait

>>50161092
yum yum :S

>>50161047
>>50161088
i love the tenkai of this comment thread

領域展開！( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

gow 2's combat has improved over gow1 but holy hell there are so many more bs moments whereas gow1 only had 3 (ares, rotating spike towers, and protecting your family at the end)

great but this isnt /v/

idk its gears or god of war :/

gays of war should encompass the two

>>50161111
imagine the smell

【お知らせ】

幼少期や、結婚、離婚について
今までお話したことが無い
これまでの事を全て書きました。

『AIではありません』

9/20 誕生日当日に
発売決定致しました。
本日よりこちらから予約を開始致します！
https://amazon.co.jp/dp/4048979078

ぜひみてねꯁꯧ

>>50161149
fuckin based :O

【お知らせ】
i just took a shit

【お知らせ】
shut da fuck up

>>50160332
do you realize the video you and 300k other weebs saw is multiple years old, the guy who made it was already in the country, they're no longer even hiring people from outside the country because there's enough talent in japan? this is a dead end

wtf am I noticed..? _(:3」∠)_

how did this thread gain so many failsons today

【注目】
１６６と１６７の命は保証できん

the internet is infested with losers who will take over the thread if you forget for just a few days to remind them that they need to neck themselves

【breaking】
I've just furt silently ;3

furt in my mouth oniichan

オナラぷぅ。 _(:3」∠)_==3

ok lold

firt fart furt :3

faggot

The truth is I have unique attractions that only an asian woman can satisfy. Believe me Ive tried everything, asian gf is the only way to keep me sane and appear like a normal person.

you are one annoying sack of shit so wish you nothing but the worst

>>50161342
>The truth is I have unique attractions that only an asian woman can satisfy
pussy that smells like fish oil?

rich in omega-3 oils ;D

the truth is i find them morphologically distasteful

please only eat smaller fish because they contain less 重金属s than より大きいのs

that's not what kurt cobain said

asian women are cute but there is nothing cuter than ur own blue eyed blonde haired kids which is what ur giving up on if u marry a japanese woman instead of ur own

wotd: 縮緬雑魚

Chilimon! gotta catch 'em all! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡°

>>50161411
racist fuck

racism is based

>>50161411
>kids
>marry
ToT

>>50161427
moe debunked you

>>50161411
Sometimes I think about that, but white women are crazy these days. Happas are cute and I'm incredibly attractive so it should work out somehow

>>50161427
cringe

>>50161438
moe was a bitch

>>50161445
youve tried her? :O

asian women aren't cute i don't care what a bottom of the barrel minimum wagie loser freak doing construction work in japan thinks

its another tardlard npc take episode

>>50161465
ur info is out of date im white collar now

>>50161411
i genuinely have no idea why people fetishize raising kids so much. everyone wants to do it, yet everyone who is a parent is fucking miserable.

>>50161472
i'm sure

its a natural urge anybody who isnt completely damaged wants to have kids

fulfilling ur biological purpose is a fetish now

>>50161411
lmao who are you trippy figgy

low iqs want to have kids the most

>>50161491
>>50159871

fartilising kids with kids! :3

>>50161492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9OIQsFaOLU

>>50161483
>>50161486
the biological urge to creampie a pie faced broad is the easy part, it's what comes after that's a pain. shit's just too expensive and labor intensive if you live in a civilized country.

>>50161511
unskipable pawgie nya Σ:3

>>50161411
okay but imagine your own blue eyed chinky girl pops out of your jap wife

pic related made me bakushou

skin hair and eye color will be among the first things that will become completely genetically alterable in a few decades because only a couple of genes control them you couldn't pick a dumber trait combination for your reason

you said that back in the 70s

eye color is already alterable. Many jap girls I date see my blue eyes and pop in a pair of blue contacts to try to endear themselves to me

i mean anyone can already dye their hair and wear convincing colored contacts like paris hilton who has brown eyes not blue btw or get one of those laser surgeries that destroy the iris melanin layer revealing the eye's underlying true color because everyone has colored eyes

ywnhbe

>>50161553
disgusting half bug half sea creature lookin bitches

faggot

>>50161553
i know there is a eye surgery that lasers away your brown pigmens in your iris but no idea what these japanese skanks are doing for it

not one of the crowd

all skunks doing is to fart in your mouth ;3

always knew scottish and irish were aryan

ありゃん こりゃりゃん XD

>>50161570
obviously very different appearance because she doesn't have shallow eye sockets with the eyes sitting on the surface of the face or the epicanthic fold

also her cheekbones have anterior projection not so much lateral and her nose bridge is thinner with a defined upward pointing tip all of which creates a longer narrower contoured face with a sharper ogee curve instead of an oval featureless convexity

>>50161502
>Now we have a glimpse at how the Roman Army sounded in battle.
kek

i know it means a to take medicine or b to wear something but i keep also thinking 服用 can also mean to take a puff AAAAAAA

>>50161599
fact check the "aryans" were brown eyed and bronze skinned actually blue eyes came from western hunter gatherers who were very dark skinned