Thread 50165563

/jp/hu

hello
today i dreamt i exploded a subway establishment with tewi

>>50165575
I like this random tshirt guy at the start of the threads, he's funny

I'm so tired

>>50165644
Take a nap followed by another nap followed by another nap until the day's practically over & hopefully you're up at a time where Internet isn't dead

>>50165644
You are my least favorite touhou character ever.
Oh and also I've never kissed anyone in the mouth before.

>>50165896
whats wrong with pc98 China
HRtP has a better selection of literalhus to not care about

Death to /jp/hu!
A pox upon/jp/hu!
Dab on /jp/hu!
360 no scope/jp/hu!

BRAPppppppppppppppp

>>50165904
NTA but my least favorite character is Suika

>>50165904
You mean you don't like uhh weird mechanical tank guy thing?

>>50165956
hmmmmmm I guess I dont?

>>50165972
Aya nyooooo don't die

>>50165973
All yooks must perish.

Which 2hu do you want to hold gentle like hamburger?

2hu braps in my mouth yum yum

Patchouli bubble
Patchouli square

>>50165896
Hey, screw you.

>>50166099
Both exist

i made your stupid fucking thread thank me

>>50166114
Thanks slave

>>50166108
god i wish i was this ball

>>50166111
i wish was the square

>>50166114
thank you

2hus with the stinkiest shits

>>50166114
Now make one on /v/ so we can have an ACTUAL thread.

>>50166146
wasnt the marisa one enough of a reminder of how grim things truly are

>>50166146
can you say or do something interesting idk

>>50166135
Yuugi, Kasen and Suika because they eat people.

>>50166171
cute and canon vorehus

>>50166173
Don’t forget Rumia! Everyone’s favorite flesh vacuum.

2hus that are #girlbosses?

i need food

I'm hungry

>>50166205
eat your hand
eat your arm
eat your neighbor’s dog
eat your house

don't eat paper

>>50166200
Suika
Aya
Mamizou

HEY MERTH
You've been my inspiration and I've started drawing more thanks to you. Thank you Merth.

>>50166205
i need food
>>50166213
who cares you're never going to make anything worth looking at

>>50166214
Sociopath.

>>50166214
was this your art >>50159821

>>50166223
no he hates turkey and would never even write anything in turkish because he's a self hating roach

you guys sure love talking about him huh

>>50166154
The Soku thread made it to 477 POSTS before being blasted.
Its still possible! There is still hope!
You just need to keep trying...!

>>50166276
I'm still sad we didn't hit bump limit
It's a question of time regardless, I mean how bad could things really get before we return?
Don't answer that

>>50166223
I was waiting for someone to back me up first but yeah, that is an unrelated native /jp/sie artist who would be completely blindsided being dragged into this so please don’t.
Turkroach-kun is barely able to record his own voice, what makes you think he could produce anything of value?

>>50166292
thanks for clearing that up

>>50166223
i think you might be genuinely retarded for having to ask that

>>50166285
Wish we could turn back time.
To the good ol' days...

aren't we all a little retarded

>>50166332
Alice moment

All /jp/hu anons express Autism in their own unique ways...

>>50166332
i literally am retarded
medically declared and all

You now remenber cat girl number 3

>>50166358
as if I could ever Forget?????????

>>50166358
I dont forget any 2hu

>>50166366
AYE KNOW EVERYTHING!
AYE SEE EVERYTHING!!!

>>50166358
that's a boy

>>50166374
cute catboy

>>50166374
I dont see it

>boy
incoming call from /ss/anae

>>50166379
cute catgirl

Remember when we learned Merth had a fetish for fat cat girls?

No

>>50166379
That's what he wants you to believe

>>50166391
Thanks for reminding me, I need to make sure to use this in the future

Goodnight.

nap time
this is now a sleepy thread for snoozers

HEY TSUNDEREANON

Do you like fat cats too?

>>50166424
SHUSH
this is now a SLEEPY thread for SNOOZERS!!
yeah I guess so

I have not slept in two days

>>50166437
Too bad, you have a sleep pop quiz this Saturday and I'm expecting a full nights worth of study

>>50166446
cute cute cute...I love it, that's awesome!
This anon gets it

>sleep propaganda
I wonder who could be behind these posts...

>>50166459
Lies...all lies..! You don't think that could be properly influenced through posting alone now, do you? How absurd!

you will not tempt me

>you will not tempt me
yet the thread died, how curious. it really is snooze time.

I'm still here it's just everyone else is sleeping

I'm still here I'm just working

I'm doing the same but also didn't want to ruin the illusion, it was a pretty good gag

you're all liars

maybe you're actually asleep RIGHT NOW...

>>50166573
Ganbatte

i've been tricked

>>50166594
Thanks, I do actually feel much more motivated now

>>50166573
The werewolf giggled gleefully as she balanced upon her office chair's armrests. "Tee-hee, isn't this funny?!" Her coworker Wakasagihime, a beautiful mermaid of blue scales smiled upon her and clapped. The mermaid said "Wow Kagerou, your balance is so impressive! I wish I could do that,". Kagerou, smiling, replied that she had been practicing a lot at home on a crashpad.

A new voice chimed in. "Guys, this isn't safe for the work environment!" It was Sekibanki, Kagerou and Wakasagihime's manager. Kagerou, still looking down and she carefully balanced herself while wearing high heels, replied "I've trained for this!".

Sekibanki took a deep breath. "This isn't going to end well for you. You need to stop before you get hurt,". Wakasagihime rolled her eyes. "C'mon, you never let us have fun around here! You think everything is too dangerous to let us do."

Sekibanki glared at the mermaid and raised her voice. "I'm just trying to-"

Kagerou got startled by the sudden noise. She turned her head backwards as her body clammed up. This moved the chair forward and to the side while pulling her feet too far together. The wolf let out a scream of terror. "AAAHH!"

The chair moved out from under her feet. Kagerou fell backwards and to the side. She spun her head trying to see what was going on. Then, in a split second as she fell, the back of her neck made contact with the edge of a nearby table. A soft smacking sound was heard, and the wolf fell limp to the ground. Two gasps were heard from both sides of her. "K-Kagerou, are you ok?!". But these voices would hear no reply. The table's edge had dug in perfectly between her skull and spine with the force of over a hundred pounds of the full fall of the wold girl. In an instant, this had severed her brainstem. She was dead now, and no help of man could save her now.

>>50166620
...pichuuun
Luckily Kagerou had extra lives.
The end.

>>50166606
Yay genki!

>>50166620
*flips page*
hmm... yes, how novel literature...

Yama is turbo gay

>>50166670
What about Yams?

>>50166683
Fat and hairy

>>50166693
Not wrong

>>50166683
What about yamabiko? And where is deplore?

>>50166391
>Merth's secret, darkest, hidden fetish is... sexy catgirls
Wow he really is the most milquetoast, vanilla, safe, family-friendly mofo.

>>50166768
Your mind automatically substitutes fat for sexy

>>50166771
"Fat" by Normierth standards means "normal sexy anime catgirl with a little bit of belly", not actual WG fetish stuff.

Theory: jphu isn't real. After vhu's death I got into a horrible car accident and now I'm in a vegetative state at the hospital waiting to make peace with vhu so I can really die, and so my mind made a horrible and twisted version of vhu

>>50166797
Reminds me I'm playing D&D tonight 1 on 1 and my player got downed so I'm playing a devious trick where I'll have their character die but have them rise as a ghost and have to figure it out on their own

>>50166797
can you hear us
please, wake up...

>>50166797
Imagine your coma being about Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum instead of Gensokyo.
Lmao couldn't be me

All you had to do was go to Alice. I warned you, but you didn't listen

>>50166837
They never do...

where is everyone?!

Kukulu?

.../v/hu thread...?

Might PLAP a cosplayer very soon

Might get PLAPED by an anon soon

Would you rather live on the moon, in hell or in Makai?

I have a feeling going to any of these places would kill me, but Makai it is

Good morning

finally got my loon clear

/v/hu, may I have your attention?

Now that I have your attention, what are your thoughts on this?

>>50168230
You can't just make it free this is bad for the spirit of commerce

>>50168234
You can't be called a prostitute if you let people with them for free, can you?

>>50168230
westabrappity

>>50168206
ometetou
still have to get mine by abusing resources

We love big breasts in here.

Big breasts are the vanilla ice cream of fetishes

>lying about your breast size
your mind in paizuri rape

There is nothing wrong with vanilla ice cream you stupid faggot

I like mint chocolate

>>50168230
unfunny 103 humor

>>50168274
>>50168294
Now kiss

>>50168275
Thanks!
For me even that wasn't easy this game has surprisingly little amount of aimed bullets making grazefarming annoying, most patters are "just cover entire screen with bullets lol" so most of the times my hypermode triggering was lucky rather than intentional.
Still 1cc is 1cc, wonder how hard Marisa's run gonna be by comparison...
Good luck on your run!

funny yatsutraitor sorrow

i want alcohol

I have tapeworms

>>50168521
my food sucked

What's your favorite ZUN is a hack moment

>>50168282
>fetishes
Next time you're going to say that men have a fetish for pretty women. /jp/hu is declining fast and not beating the homosexual allegation.

>>50168544
his existence

I'm waiting in my own room when the diap begins to smell
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50168579
>not beating the homosexual allegation
There were no attempts to beat it

i have strawberry milk though

wow this discord circlejerk if finally dead
cool

it died painlessly in it's sleep

don't get too uppity because the roach has found a new host in /jp/ proper and is trying to kill it too

why are you posting about me go play a video game or something

Hello, I've come with multiple topics for you to discuss. Choose the one you prefer or even multiple.

>would it be a good idea to have the Hakurei Shrine as the final stage of a 2hu game?
>which 2hu would enjoy anal the most? Support your claim with arguments
>honest thoughts on Sanae Kochiya?
>how often do you shower?
>are you gay?
>favorite non-2hu franchise?

>>50168902
Yes
I'm not gay
She's hot
Often
No
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>>50168902
nah sorry juan

>>50168902
Yes
I'm not into anal so I can't say
She's cute
Why do you wanna know
No
Fire Emblem

all of merth's clones are here!

When was Merth cloned?

Just finished masturbating to: Komano Aunn
Your thoughts on this matter?

>>50168902
Could be cool
I will not answer this question
Sanae is solid but I like Reimu more
Not often
Yes
Umineko

>>50168968
Why do you like her so much? Was it to a pic or a doujin?

>>50168982
A picture
I think she's cute and her tits are sometimes huge

skribble or gartic? hostin in few hours so everyone can be here

>>50169133
Kaguya... that's sexual harassment of an employee...

>>50168371
I am actively drinking, would recommend

>>50169418
i woke up too late to pick up a bottle, kanpai to you

i woke up in a new bugatti

Which 2hu song should i listen to while waiting for my teacher?

>>50169610
Wind of Agartha

>>50169133
lets try skribble today

>>50169626
Neat little song. Reminded me of DDC's main theme and overall feel.

>>50169637
A lot of the Hifuu nutters around here hold it as a high point from those albums so I figured it was worth a shot. Understandable comparison to make as well since the album was released only about a year before the full version of DDC was dropped
...which was about 12 years ago now, jesus Fuck.

Memes become reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDdXqcMTfeU

>>50166768
>>50166782
Merth has drawn fat before... And hairy!

>>50169660
Sorry I never got above a C in Spanish and have no reason to care for whatever this is

>>50169635
https://skribbl.io/?vaCaU1wy

Kasen BETRAYS and TRAPS Reimu for 2 days in Avici

>>50169660
yatsuamigos we eating good tonight

>>50169672
Drawheroes we need you

you don't even have to be a mofuarking drawhero, if you can draw stick figures you can join skribble it is much simpler

from zero to hero

>>50169683
I'm sorry, today just isn't a good day for me for that (I have plans)

okay let's just play one round, starting now

>>50169702
I know...I have brought a terrible shame to my drawancestors...

enough! let's spread some positivity around here

>>50169690
why would anyone want to do anything with you

>>50169771
6 7

positivity

no

>>50169805
what the fuck does that mean?

>>50169879
can anyone tell me about how long, on average, it takes a cup of noodles to cook after pouring in the water?

>>50169821
I forgot about it!

Every /jp/ thread feels like a fever dream lately. One guy’s crying about the futa drought, another’s roleplaying as Meira’s ghost, and someone else is unironically posting mantis mating rituals like it’s part of Touhou canon. Half the posts are schizos accusing each other of being groomers or namefags, like it’s a religious mantra. Merth’s back too, obviously, posting like he’s the protagonist of the board while namefags spawn in the shadows like cursed mushrooms after rain.

Every thread melts together into one big schizophrenic soup of bug porn, gender confusion, and Touhou theology. One guy insists Meira is real and living in his walls. Another one says “fart” and gets ten replies. Someone starts writing an essay about insect reproduction mid-conversation and everyone just lets it happen.

I scroll and it’s just more decay. ASCII art. Mantis eggs. A jpeg of Reimu crying. Someone yelling about purity and then immediately posting “I will breed you.”

>>50169879
Sup unc, how does it feel to be left behind?

>>50169974
Sorry I don't use toddlertok or Xitter to keep up with your latest brain rot

>>50169955
type without redditspacing freak

Which 2hu is the most controversial?

MEIRA IS FREAKING REAL SHE'S LIVING IN MY WALL

>>50169955
Quite literally no one is saying this

>>50169993
Sumipreggo

>>50170001
Sumireko after I asked for her consent to impregnate her tonight.

>>50170001
Sumierko after I farded on her face

I will breed you

>>50170001
Sumireko after i told her that i want to fill her plapbait porncakes with my nutslop

>>50169989
The oger is calling other freaks

>>50170032
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Back in my day we just we wanted to have primal ball busting hardcore fucking for the sole purpose of pleasing the fuck out of our genitals.
Kids these days...

Merth is Polish

>Thread gladly talking about impregnating touhous
>Anon brings up a namefag up for NO reason whatsoever.

>>50170068
I am going to breed both you and kagerou

MEIRA IS LIVING WALL SHE'S FUCKING IN MY REAL

>>50170068
It's always like this. That's also why we're on a blue board. In a food chain diagram, the horny beats the drama and the funny. The horny merely need numbers and freedom, in which case it is an apex predator.

I need Kagerou to show me how much of an apex predator she is by pinning me down and raping the shit out of me.

>>50169771
:DDDDD

>>50170114
I don't get it

Would you buy groceries together with Tocchan?

A friend of a friend got kicked out of the meiracord for inactivity apparently, is there a reason why are you guys doing that? It's not like having too much people takes up space of something
Or are you just afraid that someone might leak funny stuff?

>>50170114
KANAKO SAMAAA!

>>50170187
If you're not active in the Meiracord, why do you care about getting kicked out? Is the Meiracord even active? Does anyone funny or iconic post there?

>>50170203
No

>>50170179
Only if she buys me oreos

>>50170203
Some people are shy anon, they just like to read

>>50170210
Well make funny stuff happen then Merth

>>50170068
I'd like to impregnate Tsundereanon ngl

I cant read

>>50170231
Get in line

>>50170231
Ween

Diaper

>>50170242
Tsundereanon the fertility GODDESS will mother every /v/hu anons babies

What would you do if Merth was a girl?

does he know

Merth is a girl? Why didn't you just say so?

say it aint soooooooooooooo

>>50170320
>>50170231
why is tsundereanon the only one to get this kind of attention? Teimom's married but aren't a couple other girls thought to be in /jp/hu? This site is officially 30% female.

Personally, I'd like to have sex with the feet enjoyer femanon

i can go out to eat and pick up alcohol in a few hours
i should get a lighter so that i can operate the stove again cause i couldve used that tonight but i probably wont bother

>>50170187
Qrd is tsundereanon overshared and talked about their body so people were removed in an attempt to protect "her"

>>50170434
Tewimom is...........special

>>50170605
It's true...I got excited being someplace new, talked about stupid shit and then that was the response taken by the guy running the place.
I still feel bad about it.

>>50170628
this is the internet version of putting on a collar on you and branding you as their property

>>50170651
yeah probably

Can we go back to talking about impregnating touhous?

>>50170658
I don't think it's possible with the one on the right there though?

>>50170658
no even talking about an e-whore sounds more interesting than your "le sex equals funny" garbage

>>50170434
Parseecosplayer had a stalker for a while who I think left in shame when Parseecosplayer joked about him to Merth

The /jp/hu ween problem is unbearable

>>50170658
No. We'll talk about the opposite.

What 2hu would you let impregnate YOU?

>>50170693
>ween
you first saw that word being used like a month ago and you really really fucking like it for some reason
>>50170727
shut up redditspacing faggot

>>50170733
>shut up redditspacing faggot
Weenpost

I'd let Yamame or Momoyo impregnate me so I could give birth to a spawn of horrible monsters.

>>50170757
Reisen........

>>50170755
worthless imageless textpost
imagine coming to an imageboard and then not even posting images you losers all really just need the rope

>>50170783
Ween

>>50170785
is that the word that comes to your mind when you see your stupid little dick cause its so teeny weeny and bitty huh

worthless diaperless textpost
imagine coming to an diaperboard and then not even posting diapers you losers all really just need the toilet

>>50170832
FACTS.

>>50170810
This is the official theme describing every male /jp/hu poster, especially the newest regular Kissuturk schizo: https://youtu.be/t9jj80DfXK8?t=77

you know what sucked? your cock, in my mouth.

>>50170733
>>50170783
Kek roachanon telling it like it is

>>50170628
While that was the reason you shouldn't feel personal about this, there were way to many inactive or bot accounts in the cord, this would have happened sooner or later you or somebody else oversharing something and it being dumped in the threads, eventually same purge would have happened. Since the cord is no longer public gotta keep it relatively clean for everyone else.
>>50170187
Maybe the "friend" of yours should just DM one of the people still in a cord and ask to be let back in, if he was there for a year surely they remembered some of the names.
I still can't believe you guys want in so much, back when the cord started everybody was ridiculing the idea, now that it's no longer public you treat it as some sort of promised land.
You can always start a cord of your own, see how fun it will be.

Or maybe don't kick people out willy-nilly you fuckass

>>50170966
Why not? Literally nothing changed for people in the cord, nobody that actually talked was kicked out. The only people affected were people that did not contribute how is that a problem for anybody else?

i'm starting my own meiracord, with blackjack and hookers, MALE hookers, there'll be a big "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign at the entrance!

>>50170628
You talk about your body when you're excited...?

>>50170998
ARRESTED AND CONDEMNED ON TWELVE COUNTS OF VIOLATED ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.

>>50171085
RAN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>50171024
It was more a matter of my own comfortability and the context of the conversation really, which I don't think I should get into here much either than saying it was mostly from mild banter and me being overly casual. "Excited" was my in-the-moment attempt at describing how nice it felt to be able to get to know some anons better for the first time, it was genuinely fun.
But I get it, I'd still be a weirdie anyways. Not in a self-deprecate-y way mind you, it's just factual I'm sort of a strange person.
>>50170955
>this would have happened sooner or later you or somebody else oversharing something and it being dumped in the threads, eventually same purge would have happened
You're right, better to rip the band aid off now in the long run I reckon.
>>50171085
owari da...

having sex

>>50171184
how is it so far?

i came

>>50171085
But she's already in Gensokyo...

Please clap.

remember the posts about touhous getting kicked in the groin?

>>50171253
what about em?

>>50171259
uhhh what 2hu would you kick in the pussy

2hus alway remember their first time

making an AI chatbot that's an amalgamation of all the femanons in /jp/hu and /v/hu, past and present, that will only ever love ME and worship ME, and spew funny, original veehu jokes at me to entertain me. this way, i can be with all the women i adore at once.

we are not beating the discord tranny allegations

we need to start talking about Touhou

>>50170955
>I still can't believe you guys want in so much
Why is it surprising? you people started to hype it up as this place were drawfags/namefags do all sort of things that they don't do in the threads so people want to get in out of curiosity

what's touhou?

touhou is...

Troonhou lost

what thread personality/name/drawfag whatever do you think is most likely to have obtained some form of immortality without us knowing, perhaps without even them knowing?

I reject my humanity

I thought the cord was fake until I got invited

I really need a girlfriend...

I really need jesus...

Riddle #1
She's very horny and commands a lot of people.
Which 2hu brought you to a hot place and asked you to beat the big baddie?

Riddle #2
She was always by your side and you never noticed.
Which 2hu is the most loyal of them all?

Riddle #3
She's the bomb fr.

>>50171702
Yachie
???
Mimi-chan

>>50169418
I hate this picture of Alice. It's annoying.

>>50171702
>Riddle #2
It's Komano Aunn! She was always protecting Reimu's shrine but she never realized until Okina Matara gave her life.

>>50171702
>1
Orin
>2
Aunn
>3
Mimi-chan?

>>50171704
You got Yachie right! She brought you all the way to hell to beat Keiki. She has big horns and is the leader of the Kiketsu family.
https://files.catbox.moe/bz8nyq.jpg
>>50171724
CORRECT! The whole four seasons incident revealed a lot of usually hidden 2hus to the naked eye.

As for the 3rd riddle, i didn't have Mimi-chan in mind but i honestly can't make any arguments against that answer.
https://files.catbox.moe/4pxymr.jpg

mimi! mimi! mimi!

>>50171746
who was the bomb?

Forgot the Aunn pic
https://files.catbox.moe/giaylx.jpg

>>50171748
She's unironically unhinged bruh, a total femcel nocap

>>50171758
Nina?

i dislike the existence of the word femcel

>>50171820
Getting cold :iceemoji:
What do zoomers have in common? Which 2hu uses said common thing? #sotrue #dabbingonthehaters

>>50171832
i'm not going to answer but the fact that you fags haven't gotten this yet is astounding to me he's even speaking in zoomer lingo the whole entire time

>>50171758
Nina?

>>50171832
is it unzan? he can be hip sometimes

>>50171832
yeah

>>50171834
Nope
>>50171838
He's an old timer
>>50171839
Correct!! She literally threatened to suicide bomb in 14.5 and her zoomer speak is infamous amongst fans.
https://files.catbox.moe/ihki5h.jpg

>>50171846
more questions

>>50171746
Yachie cute sugoi kawaii kakkoiiiii

You find yourself in hell. Which gang will you join?

>>50171855
It belongs to you yet everyone else uses it more frequently than you ever will. What am i talking about?

but I go to church every sunday why would I end up in hell

you would be wise to join my gang

>>50171862
My heartstrings >:(

>>50171862
spell card?

>>50171870
mfw mima sama tells me to got to the bathroom when I'm so close to getting that 1cc

>>50171869
The way your heart reacts is still your own fault in a sense.
>>50171870
Spell cards are public domain.

>>50171881
i have no clue...

>>50171887
I can give you one! It's not an object.

Heweeey happy reitaisai tomorrow jphu! Youguys may be troublemakers but I care about you all! Merrry christmas!

>>50171892
It's not even Halloween yet you painted nails faggot

>>50171892
sissy

poopies

>>50171862
my wife T-T

>>50171915
You don't have a wife.

>>50171889
there's no answer for this question...

>>50171921
I figured it out! Serious answer now: One's kindness

>>50171862
A name!

>>50171896
You wanna call these guys faggots to their face?
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/04/27/history-of-nail-care-ancient-babylonian-warriors-painted-their-nails-before-combat-to-instill-fear-among-the-enemies/

>>50171925
you searched that up

>>50171928
Yes because I have a gun and they don't

>>50171929
Nope, I’m laying in my bed laughing at shit like >>50171921

>>50171923
Your kindess doesn't really belong to you, YOU JUST GIVE IT.
>>50171925
Correct correct CORRECT! You'll never pronounce your own name as much as anyone else.
As a reward, you may call me however you please and I'll answer to that name!

>>50171932
Didn't mean to go all caps on that first post, my bad

>>50171932
I coined the nickname "Narekoriddler" the other night and I thought it was cute so that's what I'm going to stick with! Also,
>Didn't mean to go all caps on that first post, my bad
NTA but you should've went with it, the unintentional intensity made it unexpectedly funnier.

>>50171943
your personal nameslut

>>50171945
smiles, raughs even

>>50171932
>You'll never pronounce your own name as much as anyone else
i'm so used to being called "Anon" or my pixiv handle that kinda almost forgot i had a real name... i even refer to myself as "Anon" in my internal monologues

>>50171943
>I coined the nickname "Narekoriddler" the other night and I thought it was cute so that's what I'm going to stick with!
Narekoriddler it is! I've seen that name used for a while and i do like it. Thank you for not coming up with anything embarassing.
>>50171950
I like to refer to you as /jp/hus, feels slightly more personalized

Your gay is leaking, juan

>>50171954
>Thank you for not coming up with anything embarrassing
More like Narekobigstupididiotdummydumb wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

putting juan in a cute frilly dress and putting his cock in a cage and calling him a little gay plapbait sissy and grabbing his ass and making him moan like a cute little girl

he's into that

>>50171979
I hate cages

>>50171979
I love cages!

anyone want the last slice of my cake? It's plain vanilla with both vanilla and chocolate frosting.

>>50171979
I am indifferent towards cages.

>>50171997
yeah sure okay, thank you

>>50171997
Is it your birthday?

>>50172001
*Hands you the slice. You taste it. The sponge or cake part of the cake itself is rather dry but the frosting is very rich buttercream.*
>>50172004
no it was for a halloween party. it's vanilla and chocolate 'cause there was a spiderweb design.

>>50171921
>You don't have a wife.
Well, you have the answer to this riddle...

Koifeetsies

Koincest

would you hold the hand of another /jp/hu?

>>50172072
yeah

>>50172073
even if she was a girl (male)?

>>50172100
There's nothing wrong with holding a guy's hand

mmmmm where dem vhus at

Give me your thoughts on SA, UFO and LoLK specifically

>>50172125
>SA
Good
>UFO
Meh but I've played worse
>LoLK
PD mode is dumb but otherwise good.

>>50172125
>SA, LoLK
Masterpiece, ZUN's magnum opus
>UFO
Wasted
I hate Shou

Koisneeders in the house tonight

everybody just have Okuu time

and Rin will make you lose your mind

we just want Parsee you...shake that

yuyuyuyuyu yuugi yuyuyuyuyu yuugi

would you kiss a /jp/hu lady (male) 's pretty hand? Like a knight to a princess in an old legend?

>>50172146
>I hate Shou
but she's GRRRRRRRREAT!

>>50172236
The Knight is from Deltarune and she's the Meira of that game

you like men

do you think Alice likes men?

>>50172374
Alice only likes faceless green guys who spend all day on 4chan and have no job

>>50172378
Dammit I need to quit my job then...

hey guys what's up

I am going to cure Alice's depression by ejaculating inside her

>>50172390
an incident. we need to have sex

>>50172484
That sounds like fun, can I join too?

>>50172579
of course

DO NOT CAUSE THE PREGNANCY INCIDENT AGAIN

>>50172618
Nose

Stop leaking touhou 21

Yippie!

"gorilla noises"

>>50172637
This proves that big noses are actually a charm point.

>>50172667
>This proves that (THING NOBODY SAYS)

Big noses are actually a charm point.

post 103 dancing

I don't care about humor where someone says "haha /jp/hus say daiyoukino all the time" and then an anon goes "daiyoukino"

>>50172699
This post is daiyoukoal

Holy daiyobroken

hmmmmmm did I come at a bad time?

Tsundereanon tell the anons to get a better sense of humor now

>>50172713
>Every anon switches to how much they want to have sex with her

the gorilla seems dead tho

>>50172637
holy shit it's better

>>50172125
>SA
Great
>UFO
Good
>LoLK
Meh

if you got in the meiracord, what would be the very first thing that you'd do

>>50172757
Bomb it

>>50172765
you can't bomb an online chat

*gorilla noises intensifies*

>>50172757
Leave

>>50172765
We only do lnb runs here

>>50172757
GLORY TO THE CCP
KOISNEED
SAGUME BALLS
NOT VIDEOGAMES
MAN I WANT TO FUCK A FAIRY
SUMISEXO
TRANSLATE IT WEEBS
NARUMI
MY WIFE TAKANE
SARIEL FEET

/v/hu will never come back

good

fvvvvark...

My package arrived, what should i do with it?

>>50172818
fry it

>>50172803
Mspaintanon bros...

>>50172757
export all the message history

>>50172757
Leak everything

>>50172802
Not with that attitude

>>50172618
>>50172637
This art looks like shit

sonanoka

why do you keep thinking about /v/hu. is /jp/hu not good enough for you?

>>50172825
Has he ever given a reason to why he hates /jp/hu

>>50172866
Nah
Could be that he gets a better kick out of /v/ in general which I don't understand since its the same flavor of shit regardless

Mspaintslopper was never good, unfunny faggot obsessed with off topic garbage
>b-b-b-bu muh sovvl drawings
There are many other 2hu artists that use the same built in 4chan art program here and do a much MUCH better job
>b-b-b-but big boobz
Again, there are others that do it better and without the abhorrent ballon breasts, some of them know basic anatomy even. And they don't shove in obligatory jojo or trannytale references

You know its bad when we have to resort to stale bait like this

Eirin=/jp/hu
Nuggets=nothingburgers

I want fresh bait

>>50172903
Eirin would NEVER eat such unhealthy food

>>50172879
The shitpost that he is secretly the biggest /jp/hu hater is pretty funny, but it honestly might be that he doesn't like that threads last too long here. Pretty sure Merth said something similar to why he doesn't ask for direct requests as frequently here.

>>50172910
Yeah could be that too
Pretty sure he used to drop by here sometimes when /v/ threads got deleted in the middle of a request to post delivers

>>50172905
I still think tewimom's art looks the best and is the only one that puts effort into them. None of the other drawfags go beyond mere sketches. They could all be better as proven by Merth's Fire Emblem drawing

>>50172905
/diap/ was never good

Gentlemen, through a chance encounter in another thread, on another board, I've discovered something big. Should I tell you about the Hinarevelations?

>>50172931
I wish she drew less pin-ups and tried more interesting poses
The way she does hair highlights makes the girls look slimy and wet which I don't know how to feel about sometimes
>>50172952
Did you infiltrate HinaFacebook?

>>50172618
>>50172637
I really like his art.

>>50172974
>Did you infiltrate HinaFacebook?
No, but I've found something that connects Hinacosplayer with another (non-/v/hu though) identity.

Why does /jp/hu hate jojo so much?

>>50172992
i read that as bigotanon

>>50172994
I'm neutral at best

Anyways, Hinacosplayer is actually /jp/'s manager in the 4CC, who goes by the name "alfeizar" there.
>>>/vg/543069636
>>>/vg/543073109
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/username/alfeizar/
He also a likes cookie, and has an Eiki cosplay.
Also unrelated, but I once proposed adding a representative of us to /jp/'s roster as joke.

Who would be the best representative?

the fuark is 4cc

>>50173044
i vote for marisad/sissy/diapy, least namefaggy meme from us

>>50173037
I NEED to impregnate this Egyptian woman

>>50173070
This also brings out another question: can hina/narekocosplayer be either narekoriddler or narekohornyposter?

>>50173076
Narekoriddler is two people one of them Juan

>>50173076
I don't cosplay

you don't have to, i prefer my women to be two dimensional

Marisaddest

Dude turn the TV on Chimata Coin stocks are plummeting

Zanmu ignored
Yatsuriya Dark'ness Dementia Benben Way obsolete
Nina is the new 1cc mascot
@ruukoto relay the information

>>50172905
More namefags should've gotten left behind in the transition to /jp/hu

Do you think Narekoriddler is a hairy burly man irl

>>50172618
My draw hero :)

>>50173474
your hero draws furry women getting fucked by niggers

>>50173535
Proof?

>>50173535
i'd like to see image proof of this. he draws furries?

>>50173152
Yes

Never post again

1ccs?

I... I think I'm a girl trapped in a man's body!

>>50173598
Based
B a s e d

>>50173613
I'm sitting on it

>>50173613
i got a loon yesterday
Sadly so far my attempt at MarisaY2 weren't successful

>>50173598
That's not 103

>>50173655
God chart

>>50173655
why do people bother with these lol

>>50173662
Porn addict image

>>50173613
I'll work on ULiL eventually

>>50173703
the only thing noteworthy to have done in touhou are low miss LNBs and LNNs and deranged scoring so i have no idea who cares for any of these charts in the year of the snake 2025

>>50173655
>Got so scared of Marisa she was never never played as again

>>50173655
Never made one of these before, best thing I've done is no bomb Koishi

>>50173655
Are you playing the games in order?

>>50173655
Why did you skip you-know-what?

>>50173758
Big fan of the Reimu loonie in Unfinished Game of All Living Hacks for the heck of it

>>50173655
>>50173734
>>50173758
Been a while since I've seen so many charts in a /jp/hu thread, thanks for sharing, good job on your 1cc's

>>50173775
i was excited for that game cause touhou pvp is cool when its not one of those retarded faggot fighting games and i was hoping oh wow this one isnt going to need modding to get it to work properly like pofv but no ZUN is really lazy and started working less on his games after getting paid to make them for some reason so uh that shit sucked he couldnt even make it so that it would connect to the closest person so u had to put [EU] or whatever in ur game so that if u matched with a chinese person u could just disconnect instantly because the game woudlnt fucking work in any case everyone stopped trying after a day

>>50173783
don't pet me

>>50173785
even if it connected with someone in your region, it didn't work at all. Desyncs guaranteed. Ah, I still remember...

>>50173749
She is pretty crummy in most games, so I don't blame him.

>>50173791
Sorry I can't hear you over the aggressive petting I'm doing rn

>>50173783
Arigatou!

>>50173793
https://voca.ro/1hjGXD8C6wyo

>>50173793
That's how the monkey paw curls sadly
I feel genuinely bad for people that wanted another vs game for years only to be greeted with the worse mainline in the series

Enoko
Biten
Chiyari

Choose one

>>50173825
Chiyari

>>50173825
Toothpaste hair the third is cute
I forgot Biten existed
Chiyari

>>50173825
Eno? Ko!

Eh?
No.
KO!

>>50173851
har har more like
Rape Escape

i ithiink the only reasonthere's any posters at this hour sii cauuse these are retarded amercan chldren chat know they dont have to ggo to school tomorrow so theyre stayinfg up late this is a prime opportunity for those fags that keep talking about their discord server u have a lot of retarded childreen to groom here RIGHT NOW u should take ur chance

>>50173810
Yeah, I didn't care much for the games past UFO. I liked UM but that was it. I wish you didn't need to mod the games and all that for multiplayer.
>>50173817
Slowly realizing that the game was unplayable was extremely sad at the time. I remember I was coping that it would get a fix. I guess we all kind of just forgot about it some days later.

>>50173851
Small

>>50173862
https://voca.ro/178dRwDiVkG3

>>50173862
I was hoping to play with other anons too at the time but welp what can you do

Loaded Diaper

hi how are ouf riends do u an un tlak about aynithi wm th me hello hello hii

You've been down too long in the midnight sea

>>50173953
uhh what do you usuallly eat for lunch?

ah

han

ha

Let's eat together.

ey

Shining Diamonds

>>50173961
https://voca.ro/1nisnjszjqiR

>>50173810
>>50173879
>>50174005

>>50174016
what does that meamn

>>50174019
mariniggysissy is taking a liking to you

would you rather have turkish mystiaposter or 103gger?

I've had it with you

103noser every day

>>50174061
*beats you up*

would you rather have a marisissy son or a tsundereanon daughter

>>50174068
what about a tsundersissy genetic abomination?

what er u guys ven e saying
youre all so worthless lol wtf are even are on of u saying

>>50174056
103 has funnier melties
the roach got boring after 2 days

>>50174124
you disgusting fucking freak oy you nly view peopel as like "OH WOW HOW LONG CAN THEY ENTREATIN ME FOR" youre such a fucking sociopatch freak yhaths the only way u can look at people like how long can they m keep u entreitaned for like holy shki ayou geuninely think youre worth anything who the uck are afco uabout yni

>>50174056
103 at least has a personality and knows how to do more than just drunkpost and whine

>>50174124
basiically
whatim trying to say is
you are a friendless loser and nobody cares to enret entertain you and you mean nothingg to anyone

>>50174130
who cares you entertain you retard
if you were worth anything u wouldnt be looking at shitty dead imageboards
fucking bullied faggot thinks anyone owes him any entertainment
get the fuck outta here

Thanks for the free (You)s as usual, sperg!

>>50174153
lol
youre such a bullied faggot you think at about the (You)s you got
when youre trying to sleep you probably thikn
"like yeah i had a really shit life but at lesat today some fucking faggot gave me a couple (You)s"
imagine being like that and not killing or fixing yourself holy shit youre pathetic man

Can I get a (You)?

>>50174131
seems like you still arent aware of your situation
when you choose to become a regular here you agreed to become the newest court jester for these threads and therefore just another retard to provide entertaintment in the designated shitposting general of gaypiss
aka nobody here cares about you and no one will engage with you genuinely :)

Okay >>50174164

>>50173758
It's kinda funny seeing podd having a finished row with the rest of the pc98 games not having one since most of the time I see the inverse happen

>>50174168
https://voca.ro/19XBq4QaXaiT

>>50174168
>>50174168
https://voca.ro/1m6AYIsrVhtW

I want a personal clown too

>>50174193
i want a Clownpiece

>NYOOOOOOO YOU'RE ALL THE REAL LOSERS AND NOBODY LOVES YOU!!! LISTEN TO MY FAG VOICE SO YOU CAN HEAR HOW RIGHT I AM PEASANT!!! KILL YOURSELF GRGGGHAARHGARGHGHG I AM LITERALLY SO CORRECT ALL THE TIME
saved everyone some trouble

hey roach, do you think a chastity cage would suit you?

>>50174198
>>NYOOOOOOO
Honorable Marisissy

>>50174203
s ure I could wear one

>>50174198
un ka im alwys right i dont think any fucking retarded loser on this board has been able to genuienly refuate me on anything ive ever said besides whining like a loser about like "NOOO UR MUHHHHH IU DONT LIKE U WAAAAH" so ya im objectively superior to all of you
do something about it fuckiognfa f faggot

Gay Turkish Zoomer Anon...

>>50174218
can you wear a diaper too?

>>50174221
In your opinion, was the Armenian Genocide real?

roachie-tan belongs in Zoomiereko's vagina~

>>50174218
>>50174218
>>50174229
https://voca.ro/1ikdS4lixTXd

>>50174230
What game is she playing?

>>50174241
Meet and fuck kingdom

>>50174230
Gaming?

>>50174226
i am wearing o ne rn

ya i mean all of u are gona be like fucked up trannies in like 5years everyone ive seen who a has faggot ass "LOOOL SEX LE FUUNNNY" sense of humor turned into a tranny so ur gnna be the same hope u kill urselves lol

>>50174258
Pics or didn't happen

hlo ao haya ya uh
why ma i posting her eno body here likes me iu hh
probal cause i dont have anyone to talk to huu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>50174258
cute roachie-tan sharting and pissing xerself~

what else is new

aw fricken sweet, his daily crash-out is about to happen!

>>50174266
Talk to the voices in your head, would be a better experience than here

mg mg

2hu braps down my throat yum yum

stop bullying him, grow up

>>50174271
wh a are you onf u her thats not me its some stupdi fag peertndig to bem e caus he s thinsk es real funny whatever e
noen if u should e her ei mean you sohuld ahaterve
>>50174281
im not schizpohprenif ihave ocd and some other things but thats not a thing ev u just like to repeat tha cause ur a retara and u thanks to u every single FUCKING thing lloses its meaning because retarded fucking losers u like repeat aeverythin endlessly wve ne iwtohut any meaninng ot correlation whaerever
honestly
i dont know uhh ya its my fault for like fucking oorc forcing myself here but like i dont have anyone anyone taon talk to and ur in my bora board os uh ya uh oh well whateverrr i hate all fo uy ri raeilly wanna die
i wanna dei do i wannad ie die so fuckign gbad

my FVARKING SELFINSERTERINO OUT OF NOWHERE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>50174298
but he makes it so fucking EASY

we must be better 'hus

If she wants to keep sharting her diaper here who are we to oppose her~

Fusu status?

>>50174306
take care of your wife

Futa status?

The Futa Floods have been Plentiful and Bounteous this season~!

>>50174272
even patchypedo is disgusted...

ya mean i mean i thought u were like fun pepole but nah ur just really deranged sociopathcs so its realy disgusting i wanna puke cause i even ever talked to u bye

>>50174349
nyooooooooooo

>>50174349
whoever will climb inside Sumipreggos vagina now

>>50174385
https://voca.ro/1hl0rkYkrw7E

>>50174399
weren’t you leaving?

can someone post the pc98 alice "you need help" image

>>50174425
You owe me 1 Hina now

>>50174404
https://voca.ro/187XdVwtzynC

>>50174404
sissy roachie-tan can't go before he puts a diaper and cock cage on like he promised

>>50174431
bless you

>52 threads hidden
grimmy grim grim

>>50174445
It’s only about 30 to 35 for me at any given time, over 50 seems a little excessive

>>50174445
>>50174458
dont get it you fags conastantly brag about not caringa bout the rest of /jp/ and then u complaing about having to hide /jp/ threads like u look at the rest of the boards
like which is it idiot

>>50174463
Meds.

>>50174056
let's trade with 8, they take the roach and we take the 103

>>50174467
https://voca.ro/18qyzmAPJALG

>>50174435
of fvark he's really turning into the helpless and frustrated marisa

>>50174486
call chinese girls fags we have another one