Thread 50174894

/jp/hu

hello
i am a woman now

She has her own ritual posts and everything, we are so proud

the writers are getting bolder...

*shits*

painlress death in my sleep thanks thanks friendsds

lonely lonely I'm mr lonely

>>50174903
Man everyone loves the Seiran shirt.

>>50175082
I HAVE NOBODY
FOR MY OWN

hello please talk tom e

ya this palce is dead too any nbody wnats to tapl t talk to me anywhere i mean i ts not my u y mit isnt my fault i think tis everyone else being gay and stupid why would i ever have done aynthing wrong

>>50175265
Do you like icecream?

Post this next valentine day

>>50175329
Good evening, Mr. Turk. What's your favorite anime? When was the last time you played Touhou game? Is your neighborhood quiet or noisy?

>>50175333
youre suposed to put a space
between
ice and cream
t fucking talk properly
whenu r striyng to speak to me
talk properly
god
>>50175346
>wha'ts your favorite anime
pi dont like anime muvh i never watch stuff but probably hidamari cause its just cute
>when was thel ast ime you playeda tohou game
today i guess i woke up and i took a shower and played osme 2hu before drinkin cause i figured well i might as well play a lil today before i get fucked up
>Is your neighborhood quiet or noisy
i live in the middle of nowhere in a rural area so its qujiet

>>50175265
DO YOU SUCK DICK?

>>50175353
>and played osme 2hu before drinkin cause i figured well i might as well play a lil today before i get fucked up
But which 2hu?

>>50175365
yfi ufo

>>50175373
Have you been liking it? What difficulty? Personally I'm not the biggest UFO fan but i could use more practice on it.

>>50175378
umm yea anon i got my first easy 1cc after trying really hard is le fun game ir eally like it\

>>50175403
You should give normal a shot, even if you use continues at first. Took me 3 months to 1cc but I'm sure you can do it in less time than that.

>>50175407
wow youre really good only 3 months to get a normal 1cc wtf youre amazing anon

>>50175419
It depends on the game. Hard games like UFO and SA took me months but i remember LLS and IN took me a single day. The PC-98 and fightans have some freebie hards and lunatics that don't take that long either

>>50175432
wow dang only one day wtf maybe ill be as good as u one day anon very cool!

>>50175440
Thanks. I don't consider myself a superplayer or anything, you should be able to get the hang of it if you practice enough and naturally get more 1CCs. Of course i do suggest not being drunk during your attempts.

the turk reminds me of a fatass creep that I used to know when I was in high school, he could never type properly so he always sent long voicenotes that nobody bothered listening to

>>50175460
what the hellll you got a normal 1cc in one day and udo nt thin dont think a superplayer anon? ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good id suck ur dick honestly i mean wow stop being so humble cmon

>>50175481
Like i said, LLS and IN are easy games and i already had experience from the games that came before them. I still consider myself good but superplayers are the ones that farm a bunch of lunatic 1CCs, barely bomb and pull off crazy scores.

>>50175496
oh okay sorry but youre still really goodd wow if u can do a normal 1cc in one day thats craaazy cause it took me so long to get even an easy one with continues in ufo good job anon you're still pretty amazing!
in any case kanpai
do u like touhou arranges annnon
youtube.com/watch?v=XAdDGdMQBxE

>>50175533
>it took me so long to get even an easy one with continues in ufo
Can't blame you considering how hard UFO is. Good job too for pulling through!
>do u like touhou arranges annnon
Unless Akatsuki Records songs count (i like Karmanations), i mostly listen to the vanilla songs. I don't even know where to look for arrangements.

>>50175554
ehehe thanks youre veryn ice
>I don't even know where to look for arrangements
ah you can just go through youtube recommendations to find similar stuff most of the time honestly
when u wanna downl dwonlaod dwonload albums u can use doujinstyle i think there was another archive but i cant remember it anyway
if you cant find something on doujinstyle go to nyaa.si and just search for TLMC ull find a pretty big torrent and it has most stuff from most cicrles nyway uh anywayuhhh
youtube.com/watch?v=PrgQEz-qw6I
youtube.com/watch?v=facpxyJM06Q
youtube.com/watch?v=0AskHR_V8iQ
aaaaaaaa

>>50175574
>when u wanna downl dwonlaod dwonload albums u can use doujinstyle
I'm not that much of a music guy anyways so at most i only download one song via those youtube url to mp3 conversion websites. That's if i go to the trouble of downloading them, most of the time i just listen to them on youtube.
That 3rd arrangement sounds pretty nice, thank you for posting it! It's crazy how different most of these sound to the original versions unless your ear is really good at identifying leitmotifs

>>50175603
>0
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ya
yopu shpoud
listen to nomr more tengu no mai then if u liked that one theyre berdd breddy gud
youtube.com/watch?v=rSX0mW4FxRc
when i was like 14 or somtehthing i just downloaded every album with a picture i liked and i found a bunch of songs si liked ui can probably do th esame anon if u want
uh wut but uh
idk why im talking to you youre not my frienddf so whatever
youtube.com/watch?v=twpAaBrjSug

>>50175638
Fall of Fall is one of my favorite 2hu songs so I'm glad arrangements for it exist.
>idk why im talking to you youre not my frienddf so whatever
It's just fun to talk about Touhou, sadly a rarity these days so i thought I'd make the most of it. I'll be going to bed now but i look forward to any 1cc progress from you and i hope you post more arrangements in the future, they're nice to listen to.

>>50175661
bye
youtube.com/watch?v=SAlYwWy8xzo

Merry Reitaisai /jp/hu!

>>50175811
should have trimmed your eyebrows more or paint them, and pad your chest
nothing ever happens in my place but hey have fun

>>50175842
Eyebrows are painted, it's hard to see in the photo but I used purple eyeliner
And there are pads but the Chimata cosplay is inherently a bit baggy so I'll probably get larger boobs for her, I'm currently at B cup

The wig is also temp, I wanna work on another to make it longer

>>50175881
i see it upon closer inspection my bad

Guys GUYS I'm trying to find an over 10 year old Touhou vid.

It was like a MV or something, it kinda had this winter feeling? The music felt like it was soothing and "swaying"

Regarding the lyrics, all I could remember was a part that went:

"Daremo mina~ sora no hoshi ni"

Also the start was:

Subete no

The video was deleted and removed, the wayback machine doesn't have it archived either.

>>50175811
>rainbow nails
gigabrain moment

thinking about her

>>50175811
sissy

What is Koishi's favorite movie? Wrong answers only

>>50176126
Think about THIS

>>50176624
lords of the locker room

>>50175811
sexy

I just woke up from another Merth dream. Let me tell you about it before i forget:

Merth and i were gonna hang out on Google Meet to watch some Johnny Bravo. As soon as i join the call, Merth goes "hi" and i go "helloooooo". Out of nowhere, tsundereanon joins the call. She had a parsee profile pic but didn't say a single word during the call. After Merth starts talking more, i realize he's british and i can't understand him. so he goes "[gibberish]?" and i go "you mean Samurai Jack?" and he goes "no, no, [gibberish]". I woke up not long after. Before that dream, i had another dream where i touched some of my classmates' feet.

>>50177121
...that wasn't Merth

>>50177121
>tsundereanon joins to schlick to the sound of her husband merth's voice
of course

>>50177121
Merth literally lives rent-free in your head lol

>>50177266
I know, i hate it

I played DnD with my friends today!

>>50177293
is it still completely gay? i dropped it like 3 years ago...
i hope you had fun regardless

By going to Alice, I live

I'm becoming alice

Which 2hu eats pencils?

Kukulu?

Did I miss skribbl yesterday?

>>50177639
Yeah
We really missed you

>>50177423
The Alicification spell is very dangerous someone casted it on me 4 years ago and I'm unable to have sex ever since

>>50177423
Honestly, would being Alice be that bad?

>>50177306
>is it still completely gay?
I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. We aren't playing WoW or MtG, we are just 6 dudes killing skeletons in a dungeon.

>>50177818
sounds gay to me

yay

>>50177828
Good job! Have FW loonies been hard compared to other 2hu games?

does anyone have the tewi bad news image?

>>50177837
I only got the Imperishable Moon ones and I don't plan getting anything else, but I feel like it's somewhere between SA Hard and UFO Hard, I had to lock into a run without almost any wasted bombs to squeeze out both loons.

will Touhou 20 win indie game of the year?

>>50177894
It did in my heart

>>50177774
Depends on how you look at it

>>50177894
yeah, no

>>50177894
Yeah for featuring not one or two but THREE Nemunos for their cast

>>50177774
In all ways except physical I'm already Alice

grrrrrrr...........
so many peope connect with Alice........
what does she have that I don't?!

>>50177950
It's much easier to connect to loneliness than envy.
We do have modern world loneliness epidemic while envy is just a negative emotion and as all negative emotions most people that feel it don't want to admit they feel it.

You only know who your true friends are when you shit your diaper in the middle of an UNO game and they don't leave because of the pungent odor of the Taco Bell you ate yesterday pushing out the spring

>>50177925
this would make for a nice stealthy /v/hu OP...

>>50177997
Are you hero enough to make the thread that would change everything?

>>50178004
would i get banned forever from 4chan?

Maridiaper is reclining. There used to be an entire horde of marissies shiting their diapies but now it's just one guy occasionally posting about it and no one really pays attention to it anymore

i only post cute Marisa

>>50178018
Based

>>50178009
*4chinks
and unless you got warned a shit ton of times before for previous tuah hawk threads I don't think so
t. I have a ban until november because jannies are trannies and Yiik a modern RPG isnt videogames

>>50177925
i suppose this means touhou is still overall obscure in the grand scheme of things

>>50178031
its not, secondarybrappers just dont care about the games, specially the newer ones

>>50177925
Who even buys these on steam? Has to be a very small number of people

>>50178029
i'll make a thread then...

>>50178044
please wait for 300 seconds

>>50178034
>its not
how so? not sure if this is a good metric but i see poeple wearing merch of other weeb shit like pokemon, NGE, dragon ball and some other shounen shit all the time at my local grocery store, some poeple even keep pokemon plushies in their cars. meanwhile i have never once seen somebody wearing touhou merch or keeping a fumo in their car. touhou as far as i can tell is still obscure at least compared to other japanese media

>>50178012
I used to roll the bRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
feel my shart in my enemies ass
listen as the crowd would koisneed
now the old /v/hu is dead lol xD
one minute I held my diap
then my cum then closed on me
and I discovered /ss/anae
upon pillars of sharts
upon pillars of sharts
I HEAR KYOKOANON SINGING
OMAE WARP DIAPAYNDERU
BEAT MY SHIT
MY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
for some reason I can't koisneed
why we live in a gaypeeciety
where veewhoosss, dont rule the board :(

>you turn into marisa, a strong independent witch but you will be wearing a diapey for the rest of your existence
would you do it?

Nah, I'd shart.

Reimu(Me) x Ojiisan(You)

/v/hu thread is up

I give it 12 minutes

you better not trick me to look at the catalog >:(

>>50178092
there're 2 threads. the steam one and the reimu one

>>50178056
I've had an eiki pin on my purse for two years, no one has ever said anything about it. Back when I carried a fumo around everywhere for a couple years, only one person recognized it and name-dropped the character. It was a waitress at an Italian place. I have had a couple other people recognize that it's a fumo but didn't know the character.

>>50178097
I really am getting old

>>50178121
just search for steam in the catalog

bald

>>50178154
translate it weebs

>>50178154
You never see Kaguya Star or Hisami in the same room

I'm making ice soup today

thats a lot of naked tops

>>50178210
Wrong

>>50178253
why are the fairies so fucking big

>>50178266
The perspective is just all over the place, the longer you stare at it, the more it starts to resemble M. C. Escher painting

Which 2hu would look the SEXIEST with her top off but the rest of her outfit on?

>>50178281
Eiki

>>50178281
unzan

>>50178287
that's Byakuren

>>50178281
Definitely Eiki

>>50178253
panels like these would be impossible these days
kind of sad

you vill eat ze koislop

I was gonna make her topless but i think this color palette looks really cute. What do you think?

Animal Realm is beautiful bros...

>>50178333
Eiki is generally very cute yes.

>>50177423
>I am becoming alice
You are seizing to exist?

>>50178253
Why is keine in her beast form? Why does Reisen have a tail? Why the fuck is roomba at the very front? Beginning to think this artist actually sucks

>>50178425
>seizing
my liege…

>>50177121
>a parsee profile pic but didn't say a single word
A little weird considering I like Yamame and Yuugi more but not the first time something like this has happened really

>>50178455
You forgot theres two lilies despite ZUN clarifying Lily Black being just Lily with black clothes

Done

You can't post that...

So you guys ended up in here after all, huh?

>>50178777
It's nice having a place i can call home

>>50178777
I was told there was a /v/ thread
I didn't find a /v/ thread.
So I came back.
Make another /v/ thread immediately.

>>50178796
search for "steam chart"
/v/hu is dying

veehu is reclining

Give me a 2hu to masturbate to
NO I don't want joke answers like "Unzan" or "Genji" or "Bewitching Lotus Flower" I want you to give me a GIRL from TOUHOU to JERK OFF to

>>50178855
Momji

>>50178855
jork it to the five magical stones

Tsundereanon, will you ever do ASMR?

I wnat a Big Mac.

I want



Rinnosuke

I want
(You)

idk why people haet on mcdonalds so much cause its pretty good i mean i live in a third wirold shithole so i imagine its different from having it in monster truck land so that's probably why it's different but still i hate when fags complain like oh dood its baaaaaad for you like faggot retard its fast food of course it sgonna be bad for you that snto a valid complaint only thing that matters is if mcdonalds tastes good and it does so
wi don i dont like quarter pounders though those age genuineky shit

>>50179108
lol fatass
go get a girlfriend that can cook for you

ad hominem...
hasty generalization...
false equivalence...

>>50179116
i used to make as spaghetti a bunch and i even made sauce even though im really bad at cooking but uh
cleaning aftewrwards is a huge bother which i never did so that caused a resonance cascade in my apartment and the kitchen sink got really fucked up and all thep ots n stuff i had
if i never tried making sauce for my spaghetti it wouldnt have mattered but i did so ya uhh
i made chicken once and only once also because i fucked it up bad and i mean it was edible but i ended up having a lot of charred up shit on my pan so it was like a nuke basically i can make cchicken but only once cause its going to fucking tactically nuke whatever i use to make it wtih and that doesnt make it much worth it
i tried to makef ries o fries once as well and i also fucked that up there were a few slices that were edible but the rest were all charred up so ya

Forest
Forest depths
Snow
Mines
Mountain
Mountain top

Sound familiar?

>>50179141
hahahah how do you fuck up cooking are you serious
you must live like an animal

>>50179152
Yes it's UM next next next next get on with it

hasty generalization...
ad hominem...

>>50179155
i cnat do anything
and ya people can be bad at things wtf is that so crazy to you ist hat in insane revelation OH WOW SOMEONE OS IS BAD AT SOMETHING that's fucking crazy man wooow! yea
hfuck
fucking fagog
t i tried
i tried
and i think it douwldve been fine if i just never tried to do anything more than making spaghetti or rice but oh well

>>50179158
https://files.catbox.moe/ibmlmr.jpg

You've finally landed but you're in for a rough welcome.
Which 2hu stage has the most cranked up enemies?

we've been spending most our lives living in a /diap/hu
there's no cheese pizza spam living in a /diap/hu paradise

I need a /v/hu wife that can cook for me while I wage slave my life for her (I work from home though)
>>50179171
Clownpee

>>50179225
I said stage but I'll let it slide.
https://files.catbox.moe/2duxrg.jpg

What's a word that's always pronounced incorrectly?

>>50179233
your gimmick is retardead and boring t kill yourself secondary

>>50179233
Incorrectly

ad hominem...

>>50179233
nuenis

*tickles your anus*

>>50179265
Isn't it pronounced noo-nis?
>>50179247
Correct!!
Here's a 2hu pic that you may consider incorrect:https://files.catbox.moe/g2zewj.png
I'd love to do more riddles but i need to get going now.