Thread 50186319

Congrats Sanae!

>>50186319 (OP)
Truly, she's exceeded herself.

>>50186319 (OP)
What would her tax policy for Gensokyo be?

>>50186319 (OP)
She's been prime minister for a while now anon

>>50186319 (OP)
Sanae has always been the prime minister of my heart

>>50186319 (OP)
Sanae should cosplay as Sanae

>>50186331
>What would her tax policy for Gensokyo be?
Tax cuts for humans, tax increases for youkai (especially tengu), shrine donations made deductible.
>>50186385
>Sanae should cosplay as Sanae
It's been done.

>>50186566
Sanae looks beautiful cosplaying as Sanae! She gets my vote for listening to her voter base. I definitely don't mind those troublesome youkai knocked down a peg or two either! Sanae for Shogun of Gensokyo 2025!

>>50186319 (OP)
Look at that belly
God thats hot

>>50186319 (OP)
Takaichi played the drums and piano during her youth and enjoyed heavy metal music. She also had an interest in motorcycles, and owned a Kawasaki Z400.

She is a JRA horse racing fan, an avid Japanese rock listener, especially from artists Demon Kakka, B'z, and X Japan, and is a supporter of sporting teams such as Gamba Osaka and Hanshin Tigers

>>50186319 (OP)
How can a religious figurehead run for office? The church and state NEED to be separated for the sake of democracy and I am going to ensure it stays that way...

>>50187523
Oh no, gensokyo about to have a civil war and puppet dictator in 1 year

>>50187523
That won't stop me. Gensokyou WILL remain democratic regardless of how many people I need to kill

Is this the new Sanae thread

>>50187742
No.

>>50187742
This the /jpol/ : Gensokyo's politics thread.

>>50187764
Thought's on Sanseito's candidate?

>>50187779
>kill all yokais, behead all yokais, roundhouse kick all yokais into steel-
Ballsy but OMEGA based, it would be funny is she wins.

All I'm seeing here is a bunch of political candidates that want to make the lives of youkai worse. I'm voting for Tenma, see how you like that.

I came here for sexy plump Sanae, not politics.

>>50187805
Yo Byakuren, I am only voting for Tenma but under the condicion you cast an ovulation spell on Minamitsu, Ichirin and Nue and send them naked to my home.

>>50187825
wrong place sorry bro

You guys are completely insane! I'm voting for Rinnosuke. He's a strong moderate leader who won't be biased against youkai or humans.

>>50187856
Gensokyo doesn't need centrists, anon

>>50187867
Gensokyo doesn't need politics or technology either.

We get a historical moment with the very first democratic vote to elect a political leader for the human village and they let litteraly any scum of the dirt yokai eligible for candidacy. I understand our weird hieda temple schoolteacher being a candidate since she is a Hakutaku therianthrope I.E cursed HUMAN (whose yokai form is a wise counselor for sage emperors), but then we have actual poopfeeders, like this retard >>50187805 is going to vote for, somehow running for election instead of immediatly chased off. It's like the organizers are trying to see how vomit inducing they can make this event by turning it into a a mix of a cicrus and brothel, with the location being the entire village.

>>50186357
Fake News
she was just party leader until today

I voted for Koakuma and now the government owns all my semen. What should I do now?

I didn't vote for koakuma and now I owe my semen for to the government, I hate the village. Where else should I get out to ?

I just sent one pipebomb to the yakumo household and another one to the matara household, it kills at least the cat and one of the dancers.

>>50187856
If he can't run a store properly then how the hell is he supposed to lead Gensokyou? Just vote for Yukari she has been doing nothing for years now and that's the best thing a politician can do

>>50187971
>Where else should I get out to ?
Depends on you. The Luna Captial and Heaven are your best options have VERY strict immigration policies so I recommend finding someone who posses status and prestige from there and marry them to get citizenship.

>>50188026
You know you can just jump off their borders right, my cousin lives there illegally.

>>50187945
Pay your semen tax and take care of your government mandated demon

>>50188038
Yeah but being illegally there doesn't come with the benefits such as longevity and super powers. I recommend asking Tenshi to introduce you to one of her sister. It's what I did and now I'm a powerful and long lived Celestial who lives leisurely in heaven.

>>50187900
>>50188015
>it kills at least the cat
Why are you sabotaging your own.

>>50188018
I asked him and he seemed confused. He told me he wasn't running and he didn't even know an election was taking place. I'm so humiliated... I'll vote for Yukari like you said...

I keep hearing some bullshit about kappas being "sworn friends" with humanity because they start giving cool looking machinery they make to us, reminder these are yokais that drown people for fun and steal their souls out of their ass.

>>50186331
A mandatory shota to snuggle and molest for every woman.

>>50188516
don't worry, they'll only steal a little bit of your ass soul if you vote for them.

>>50188590
What happens when they hit puberty?

>>50188611
Wait there is also aquatic molesters running for election ?

>>50188652
anyone can be a candidate, anon!

>>50188676
You tell me when some literal savage animal crashes the village to the ground, I'll try to hide somewhere safer in the meantime.

>>50188694
not letting the kappa run for prime minister would be racist. i think you're just a bigot.

>>50188717
I believe you are a lobotomite.

>>50187805
This hasn't broken into the news yet, but I'm a knower. Tenma and all the other high ranking male Tengu who preach for traditional values and increasing their population are gay. They meet with human men at bathrooms and have secret codes for party time.

At least Ms Himekaidou shares my traditionalist social values. It may not be a popular opinion to share these days, but I believe a marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and their bull (black).

>>50188794
kill yourself

>>50188640
He gets a certificate of reaching adulthood and he's free to be spoiled now and then, a lot of 'zuri involved.

>>50186319 (OP)
Prime minister of fast food lol

>>50188895
Well fed citizens are happy citizens

>>50188912
Weird, I'm suddenly craving milk for some reason...

>Female pm

You guys entered the loser's club like Germany.

>>50189497
tbf she's heavily conservative and wants to make Japan Japanese again.

>>50189633
She met with Netanyahu. Japan is fucked.

>>50188934
Must be the oreos in the picture. Your subconscious is not immune to subliminal advertising.

>>50189633
How it ends:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Dowager_Cixi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher
Putting women in power always leads to a century of humiliation.

>>50190364
yep

>>50189633
>>50189671
Let me off this fucking timeline.

5 BILLION TO ISRAEL AND TRILLION MORE TO COME

I don't care if you guys think I'm throwing my vote away, I'm voting for the Fairy Party.
A vote for fairies is a vote for FUN!

>>50191172
I can't wait to get my government mandated fairy dress and sunflower!

>japan wants to get away from the central bank and become independent again
>jews bring in their golem to stop that from happening

Everytime.

>Israel
>Jews
Are you guys talking about tengu again?

>>50191160
>>50191845
gr8 b8 wumao
Sanae is the most popular prime minister of 日本国 right now
chingchongchina is a (((marxist))) shithole btw

>>50192086
>Sanae is the most popular prime minister
Is she really?

>>50192149
>Approval rate for new Japan PM Takaichi's Cabinet at 64.4%: Kyodo poll
https://english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/63318

>>50192269
>a Kyodo News survey showed Wednesday, a day after she took office as Japan's first female leader.

>According to the two-day poll conducted from Tuesday, 64.4 percent of the respondents said it was "good" that the Liberal Democratic Party, led by Takaichi, and the Japan Innovation Party formed a new ruling coalition, based on their agreement on Monday.

>The survey also showed that 76.5 percent believe Takaichi's inauguration will help empower women, while 66.2 percent hailed the Komeito party's decision to leave its 26-year alliance with the LDP.

This sounds like the most kiked poll I've ever heard.

>>50192280
>The survey also showed that 76.5 percent believe Takaichi's inauguration will help empower women

lol think about who actually cares about female empowerment for being the reason to elect a PM. Think.

>>50192280
Holy seething
Trump is visiting Japan next week btw
Prepare yourself for some kino

>>50192416
>Israel's greatest monkey is visiting Japan

Kino indeed.

/pol/ thread

Still one of the better threads right now in my opinion.
>>50191991
I think you meant k*ppas.

I'm no fan of /p*l/ but it's hardly Anon's fault that every morally bankrupt nation wrecking ploy demonstrably has (((you know who))) involved in it. I hope Sanae does well.

Nina, get off of 4chan.

>>50192923
Nina is right about (((their))) global influence though

I want Nina to suck my tiny dick then let me impregnate her.

>>50193645
Nina is 0 years old anon

Why should *I*, a villager, care about and pay for the Tengu's war against the Oni? I didn't vote for this...

>>50194145
They're also going to need to import about 20 million fairies into the human village and you're not allowed to complain about it.

>>50194145
>I didn't vote for this...
Should've voted for Miko instead of Tenma's greatest ally, (((Moriya Shrine)))

>>50194351
Can you blame him? Those Khaz... those Moriya milkers have the power to overthrow regimes. The average man can't appreciate the subtle, native flatness of Miko's chest.

>>50194210
They're all rabid futas, by the by.

>>50193910
Yokai's age system is different from humans, so nu uh. My weewee will be inside Nina.

>>50193326
nice to see that my edit is being put to use

>>50194416
>They're all rabid futas, by the by.
Damn, so all human men wilk get fucked raw in the ass, while the cockless human women watches in horror as her husband is stolen from her.

>>50196352
thank you for this miracle sanae

>>50194210
>import about 20 million fairies
Great that's gonna be a lot scarecrows and leather accessories I'll be able to make.

Miracles do exist.
https://exhentai.org/g/3600566/70f961fcf7/

>>50200775
gaaaaayyyyyyyyy

>>50194210
6 billions fairies...

>>50200775
Sanae would pull the rug from under us

F*ck tengu

fastest shota rapist this part of the border

Yokais are actually products your own mind, the kappas ? Your mind, tengus ? Your mind, onis ? Guess what, the large cannibal boar that tried to bite your hand earlier ? You made it up IN YOUR MIND. These things exists due to you somehow believing and fearing them, like they feed off your mind, their entire beings even depends on what you think they are. Have you wondered why more than 80 % of yokai you saw looked like human girls ? This wasn't always the case, they did look like otherworldly beings from hell before, it's just that, there was a small magazine about 240 years ago that for some reason sold like hotcakes all over the village, the magazine had drawn porn depicting yokais as girls. And this also coincide with the first archived yokai sighting in human girl form we have at the village, this magazine warped the minds of the people to make them think of yokais as cute girls, and the yokais changed as such.

>>50204930
if this were true, then youkai would actually want to suck my cock instead of wanting to bite my hand off. who's been dedicating all their brainpower towards making all the youkai bitches?

>>50203498
More like 150 thousand

>>50204975
That's still over 190 thousands too much.

>>50186319 (OP)
Good girl

>>50203498
6 million...

>>50204930
>Yokais are actually products your own mind
Hot

My beautiful prime minister Sanae...

>>50218536
I hope to see some fanart of Sanae wearing one of these.

>>50218536
nice sanae cap

>>50186319 (OP)
sanae is sleeping, don't make any loud noise

>>50218536
Oh geez, I don't like the vibes of those.
Is she a Trump?

>>50188640
That's the neat part, they don't.

>>50228822
She's a self-proclaimed Margaret Thatcher fangirl.

>>50231130
Fuck everything.

>>50218536
Now, if you're going to use a slogan like that, you should at least use the Rising Sun flag instead of the dot one.

>>50194416
>They're all rabid futas, by the by.
Gimme a sec, I need to go cast a couple hundred votes for the tengu real quick.

>>50231304
that has always been the national flag of japan
the rising sun with the rays is used for the military and the navy, they never changed that. korea still complains about it

>>50231196
Sneed

>>50217904
Could she win in Gensokyo?

>>50245536
100%

>>50249379
Would Kanako set up elections for her?

Still voting Reimu.

>>50252461
I don’t agree with Reimu’s hag tax policy.

>>50252461
I'm never voting for a yook.
HUMAN POWER

I’m gonna vote for Kaguya, I like her laissez-faire approach.

>>50253031
kaguya 4 win

>>50186319 (OP)
Imagine if the Japanese emperor was called Sanane instead of Naruhito. The joke would be about Touhou then.

Sanae!

>>50186319 (OP)
Lmao, I made that image with NovelAI and posted it in a /jp/ AI thread. You're welcome

Who's the democratic socialist of Gensokyo?

>>50264951
Gensokyo is a pre-industrial society, so no form of marxism could even exist there.

>>50264952
Even if Marxism could exist, Chimatan would stamp it into the dirt like the based capitalism goddess she is.

>>50265070
Number Go Up

>>50264951
gulags 4 all youkais

>>50193326
Schizo Gem

Sanae demands taxation in the form of a model kits

>>50277259
>model kits
why?

>>50280788
Sanae needs her legion of Zakus

>>50280788
To lure in more shotas, young voters and believers.