Thread 50231690

a win is a win

is this the power of Satori?

>>50231700
pero pero

>>50231700
Just another day

>>50231712
No one says that.

What an absolute melty

the op text was garbage in all fairness

Open your eyes

Cuz I'm Mr. Brightside

PRIVATE MARISISSY
HAS DISHONORED HIMSELF AND DISHONORED THE BOARD, I'M TRYING TO HELP HIM BUT I'VE FAILED, I'VE FAILED BECAUSE (YOU) HAVE NOT HELPED ME, YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOT GIVEN MARISISSY THE PROPER MOTIVATION, SO FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER PRIVATE MARISISSY FUCKS UP, I WILL NOT BAN HIM, I WILL BAN ALL OF (YOU)!

Only the first 40 minutes of Full Metal Jacket are good. The sniper scene is ok.

you don't have to discuss the other thing whenever someone references it in their post

but it's fun

Sex

marisa owns an icup is still the funniest thing paintslave has drawn

discuss
aquatic
2hu
Takane Yamashiro a shit

Mimibroken

>>50231889
waggy saggy titties fish pussy scaled pussy pussy scales dolphin pussy she also fucks like a dolphin too that means she rapes people

>>50231889
Where is Iku

You have to seggs Wakasagihime (dolphin slit) or Yoshika (Seiga promises she's clean down there)
Who do you choose?

>>50231912
I defy destiny and choose Meira instead

>>50231912
yoshika probably has maggots crawling around her cooch

I hate it when my anus gets itchy in public

Just scratch your ass. Who the fuck cares? Do you think other people's assholes don't get itchy? Are you embarrassed, are you shy? Put your hand up there and deal with your problem. Do it in front of everyone else.

>>50231912
Yoshika is very clean, unlike Futo
>>50231919
You have worms

YOU DID IT ANON!
You kept the thread alive the entire night! And it was perfect!
We talked about touhou, about video games and everyone was there! I'm so proud of you, thank you!
There will be more but only next week by my part

>>50231947
Marisa, yous a busta

busta, straight busta

>>50231958
Thank you Byakuren very nice

my name is remilia and i suck

>>50232038
Canon Aya

>>50232038
why is Aya black

>>50232038
wtf i want to fuck aya now?

here it comes, HERE IT COMES

Aya is not black

>>50232038
no way ayajudas and 103gger had a kid

@ruukoto, give me a summary on ayapervert lore

All 2hus are hotter when you make them black. Yes, even Unzan.

>>50232042
She's a blackbird, after all

>>50232069
*Genjii

Revenge bullets are abhorrent.

anyone who adds an extra i to genji's name doesn't love him

Has a PvZ 2hu fangame ever been made?

anyone who doesn't spell his name as goonji doesn't love him

I, Yukari Yakumo-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:

Toyohime-sama, princess of all Lunarians and my master.
Reimu-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Heca-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Satori-sama, who my shikigami warned me about.
Sakuya-sama, who easily manhandled me in her Superspeed form.
Mizuchi-sama, who anally possessed me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Marisa-sama, whose incomparably forceful Master Spark crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Reimu-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Okina-sama, for she has MY POWERS AS WELL AS the superior lore.
Cirno-sama, whose power I am scared of.

>>50232100
Yuuuuuugiiiiii
Genjiiiiiii
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka
in a canoe
having sex
not with you
faggot

Oh
My
Sagume

>>50232135
this image is a good summary of why i hate bimbo porn

>>50232145
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>50232150
I'm already aware that most of the /jp/hu lingo and copypastas are stolen from /dbs/. Heroes, villains, gods, kneeling, jobbers, fuarking, even helpless and frustrated

i'm unoriginal and frustrated!

>>50232163
It's not something unique veehu most generals do the same shit because it's easy to replicate and shitpost with

>>50232163
Okay. Come up with an original /v/hu idea. You have 30 minutes.

>>50232251
What do you think of the term Deathbomber?

i'm a pathetic little DEATHBOMBER that will only ever get GRAZED by SUPERPLAYERS much greater than me...

>>50232251
If you ever see an anon spoonfeeding someone, you call him a yuuma.

Example 1: "here's the link"
"stop yuumaing, faggot"
Example 2: "here's the link"
"yuuma..."
Example 3: "here's the link"
"hi yuuma"
Example 4: "here's the link"
"this is why i hate eagles"

>>50232251
Reimuing
I am Reimuing all over the place

there is a thread

>>50232297
you use this when you want to say that you're whoring yourself out

I deathbombed inside your mom last night

>>50232251
Human sacrifice Saturdays: On Saturday we cut or rip up our legs with thorns, mop up the blood with a paper towel, then set said paper on fire as an offering to Sun. If you can find a suitable victim you can cut their heart out as an offering as well.

>>50232251
Merth. ON ICE

>>50232388
Sure we can make a death cult but worshipping the sun sucks.
Let's worship the moon.

the sun has bigger tits

What if Merth had big tits? Send post.

Another banging post Mr. Anonymous you've outdone yourself today

i want to bang Mr. Anonymous

tsunanon...

new fairies of light doujin dropped
https://nhentai.net/g/606715/

Green man bad

>>50232711
source?

Where's satori?

>>50232730
https://nhentai.net/g/606542
futa warning

>>50232711
I used to do this

What are the essential /v/hu 2hus?

>>50233110
Marisa

>>50233110
Meira Kirisame

>>50232351
>>>/v/724549541

Ayaplapvert thread do not engage

>>50232163
Wait fuarking is from dragon ball?

>>50234167
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/fuarking/order/asc/
Apparently not but it still got popularized by /dbs/

>>50234217
nta but here's the origin of helpless and frustrated
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/213676678/#q213677762

Ayaplapvert is doing an AMA right now

>>50234258
This doesn't even make any sense, couldn't Goku just break the chastity belt?

kami-sama, why didn't you just make me a hololive fan or something?

>>50234710
>kami-sama, why didn't you just make me [stupid with a horrible sense of humor]?

>>50234722
as if it wasn't already the case

>>50234747
Whatever makes you laugh is ten thousand times funnier than women trying to appeal to weebs and forcing lewd jokes to get 100k views on their clip channel.

!!!ALERT!!! MERTH IS GETTING HIT ON VHU!!

Every update on /v/ threads thus far only makes me want to stay more.

Oh hey welcome back

>>724580761
And avatarfagging is proper behavior? Come on dude your posts fucking suck, you're a dumb avatarfag that has to show everybody which posts are his (basically forcing yourself to become a namefag and ignoring the anonymous function of the site), plus your posts lack any and all personality and you mass reply annoyingly too. Fuck you. Merth isn't perfect but you're definitely low on the tier list yourself. You can't cry "buh buh buh buh but I-I pway le games!!!!" Who fucking cares. Damn and now I'm in the merth defense force because of your dumb fucking post.

back to the timeout corner

Now we ponder on how the Yuugi thread reached bump limit while the Soku thread didn't.
I say it was the excessive avatarfagging

>>50234847
There's no pattern other than jannies caring or not. I made a TD thread with an in-game screenshot once and it got deleted instantly

ayajudas just killed the thread

Paint trapped and betrayed in /v/

>>50234841
MERTH DEFENSE FORCE ONLINE

merth drew revenge cuck porn because tewigigantic told him
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681398861/#681412176

>>50234841
>You can't cry "buh buh buh buh but I-I pway le games!!!!"
Don't even give him that much, it's just fighting kuso

>>50234886
Still hilarious, why do you take shitposts so seriously?

I finally found this piece of lost vhu media

>>50234912
so true sister
braperth acts like a retard? it's just a shitpost bro
any other drawfag does the same? BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

in today's episode of

magical and hopeless

>>50234916
It wasn't lost, it's just gross and weird so nobody shared it again after it was made. except you I guess.

>>50234841
................what the fuck happened?

>>50234975
Melterth

Why do anons complain about every person involved in these threads despite the fact the status quo will never change no matter how hard they try? They're namefags for a reason, all of them are too autistic to quit.

I dunno I just go with the flow

>>50234983
i go with mindset "live and let live" because there is no point in being judgemental over somebody else's behaviour

What becomes less visible the more intense it gets?

>>50234974
Cry about it, Tewidiabetes

Why did Ayatraitor become so bitter?

>>50235024
Why do so many fan artists draw her triangles upside down? It's a real pet peeve of mine

>>50235024
The Sun

>>50235048
fuck u made me notice and now Im mad too
UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50235048
A lot of the finer details in 2hus tend to get overlooked, like Patchie's folds in her dress not being stripes.
>>50235059
Unless you're really close to it, you'll still be able to see its round shape if you focus.

yatsuamigas translated new whale time to read

Marisa has to poach ferrets to dispose of lightning?
Oh look it's Yachie

I missed Reimu doing con artist things
Sanae is a good girl
Good chapter

I CAN'T READ THAT

*sniff* I'm so lonely *sobs*

>>50235121
taco taco chimichanga umbrella amulet against lighting chimi changa burrito Sanae explains holding an umbrella while is lightning is actually dangerous because its easier for it to strike you koisneed koisneed she comes up with rebuilding the watchtower so it acts like a lightning rod but the villagers dont get her and Reimu helps her out resulting in pic rel while Marisa got tricked by Mamizou into killing ferret mafia or something

oh man this thread just can't get any worse!
*turk-chan enters* "fukn retardss kill youselvs"
well that just happened
*audience laughs*

>>50235148
>taco taco chimichanga
>chimi changa burrito
Naruhodo

>>50235155
*claps*
when is the Sarairevelation section starting?

You ever get a bunch of 1CCs in the fightans/floatans and still feel like you don't know how a lot of the mechanics work? Or the mainline games for that matter

>>50235174
it's almost like it's the genre of gaming for beaners and niggers

>>50235174
>filename
S.U.M.I Anon Was Her?
>feel like you don't know how a lot of the mechanics work
I didn't really bother learning anything from the floatans mechanically because the story modes were piss easy to be honest but Koishi had some weird mechanics regarding exactly that iirc

>>50235197
>the story modes were piss easy to be honest
I agree for HM but you should give loonie in ULiL a shot, it feels like what normal mode should've been and I've been having fun learning how to deal with the spell cards and urban legends.

>>50235311
I forgot how much of an humilliation ritual this game was for Preggo, Tensnider was at least actively looking for a fight

>>50235024
My desire to breed egyptian women

Sumireko impregnation ritual

You don't even know how to put it in.

>>50235441
she will be a broodmother for the new inchling master race

eaglebros...

>>50235493
Haha yeah... Of course I DO...!

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

>>50235543
she'll get the knot eventually

>>50235024
DARKNESS!

>>50235174
Look at what she's shooting in picture. Koishi is *FLOWERING* Sumireko, not *DE-FLOWERING* her!

what if you deflowered me instead?

nyoooooooh do not deflower your fellow anons!

We need to protect anon's precious bodily fluids!

>>50235431
That's still very visible.
>>50235614
Correct! As darkness becomes more intense, you see it less and less.
Your reward is this picture of the youkai of darkness: https://files.catbox.moe/72mq72.png
Plus a bonus for the KH reference: https://files.catbox.moe/4736sm.png

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post babhus

I miss Merth

I don't

Anons, what's the name of the maid touhou?
the one between remilia (?) and the one in yellow

>>50235963
does the flan double as a clownpiece on off days

>>50235975
bro that was a serious question

>>50235963
>>50235975
also I'm talking about the blonde one

>>50235979
Sakura Yakuya, chico

>>50235963
Yumeruukotogetsuvit

koisneesd ksoisned kois sdhokp koisens koighys koisin okois sis is i siss koiskosiskfoksoijko ksiksoikgjhi kois koish kosi skoisnseed ksneed kois

most sophisticated and intelligent koitoilet poster

Should I masturbate

I went out to eat dinner and only 3 posts were made.

I didn't do anything

>>50236138
you meme but he's more polite than most

>>50236737
Why do I always click it expecting something else

>>50236746
3 of them has had sex

>>50236752
with green man

>>50236771
aka me

John Touhou........

Jane Touhou

>>50236803
That's Rachel Heartway

I like the original key Maiden's Caprisneedcio was originally in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAyCWh0238

favorite boss themes?

>>50236837
do you know that Reimu and Marisa share the same leitmotif in their theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLzTvn4U014&t=35s

>>50236865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgBoe_x9g2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv1yYDzvFtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQLGz07vDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSg8Ot0dRec

>>50236865
Shimmy's theme but >>50236876 already posted it

>>50236865
Lunatic Princess followed closely by Septette for the Dead Princess. Eiki's is great too but I keep forgetting the name.
No, I don't care if this selection makes me into the most basic bitch possible.

>>50236905
best variation of Remi's theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkYgXNRQMM

Mine's just Futo's theme for some reason. I don't even particularly like Futo or anything.

>>50236913
They're all pretty good. I guess I like SWR's version the most out of them.
https://youtu.be/yQb_jp3K-xs?si=wMYYiltC4VXIM6BP

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12880656

What Touhous have this body type?

>>50236977
Evil Eye Sigma

>>50236977
none of them

>>50236867
it it the intro?
I have trouble recognizing it

>>50237014
it's at around 12 sec on Reimu's theme and 35s for Marisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAyCWh0238&t=12s

>>50237010
Junko

Post in the /v/ thread

>>50236977
And someone ask tewimom her answer

Marisa

lay

Yuki

on her back

and tucked her in bed

>>50237362
Omg Yukari hi!

marisa isn't that busty

Why is she naked this isn't Senran Kagura

Seiran Kaguya?

Seiran impregnated Kaguya

I impregnated Seiran and Kaguya

I impregnated you

I want to be impregnated

Already did while you were sleeping

Getting impregnated must feel so good

why can't i post image
i want to show you the child...

The child is Marisa

skeleton hu?

Wtf put it back in it's not ready yet

No, this is child Marisa

>>50237425
Sans

>>50237431
no, this is child Marisa

Marisa is a ginger who dyes her hair

Marisa is a NIGGER who did skin whitening

>>50237434
Fake, Marisa didn't become blonde till PoDD, ginger Marisa is the youngest Marisa.

>>50237451
it's magic. Marisa is a natural blonde

I love Marisa

guys there's a skeleton on my screen almost gave me a heart attack wtf

today is witch's day

>>50237362
ma'am are you trying to tempt me?
because I come from a land of plenty.

BOO!

>>50237764
>chances that I'll win - 0%
>prize for not participating - perfectly acceptable
Yeah no

based and doomed

I'm craving a burger but I'm going to resist.
Not for the sake of my health but because we don't have a McD's here and I always regret it when I eat from Burger King.

>>50237889
be a human and buy the shit from the grocery store and build your own, don't eat the onions burger cattle feed from slopdonalds

>>50237911
I'm terrible at making any kind of food. I can barely cook plain macaroni, and any other time I've tried to go farther than that I severely damaged at least one piece of kitchen equipment.
Plus I just really love Big Macs, I couldn't ever replicate the taste of one.

otters lost

>>50238062
think again sweaty

Eaglebros is this victory or defeat
I can't tell?

wolfbros i'm going back to sucking on saki's tits

horse futa cock*

post sum fackin' cats

IT'S RAINING CUM
HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING CUM AND CUM

I'M GO OUT IM GONNA LET MYSELF GET ABSOLUTELY FRUSTRATED

IT'S RAINING CUM
HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING CUM

Just in time for halloween. I was about to call this game easier than HM since it has stronger combos, better spell cards plus last words, shorter stories and easier bosses (Miko is a joke) but lunatic managed to provide a decent challenge. Obviously SWR and Soku are better but i still had a fun time with ULiL.

>>50238490
Congrats Anon, very nice!

>>>/vg/544768089
>>>/vg/544768556

*angry gorilla noises*

What would you do if you saw a bug sized Wriggle on your bed?

kneel before the mighty Flan chama

>>50238780
It's getting cold where I live, and a couple years ago there were "bug houses" (places for insects to hibernate) put up around my block, so I'll bring her to one of those.

>>50238780
like, the real wriggle? an actual, breathing, living wriggle, that just so happens to be bug sized?
cum on her

Marisa is a fucking skeleton

>>50236931
>I don't even particularly like Futo or anything.
I kneel, Badtastesdivinity...

Favorite NFS game?

seijaslopper all you do is talk about other off topic games and blogpost about food it's not healthy

I GIVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
NOW THERE'S A REASON WHY I SING
SO GIVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
AND IT'S THESE REASONS THAT BELONG TO ME

>>50239203
What's your favorite healthy food?

>>50239259
Hakurei Miko foot water

Vocaroo requests?

>>50239477
ramble about how much you love EoSD and the SDM cast

>>50239477
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49723479#p49729461

I can't believe Halloween is happening on a Friday the 13th this year. This is so spooky.

>>50239483
https://voca.ro/1hQ0eq7OIqJP

>>50239477
make complete gibberish
scream as loud as you can too
here's an example
https://shitwankrecords.bandcamp.com/track/fart-sucking

>>50237764
My score sucks so I'm not even gonna post the replay.

>>50239491
https://voca.ro/1eyns2erDCGf

>>50239477
Your honest thoughts on FW's cast

>>50239477
Moan

>>50239663
https://voca.ro/1n3mlgcD3iyz

>/v/ thread sent to /b/ while i was showering
Damnit

>>50239832
lmao

can't is happening on the
This is

>>50239835
because the mods are niggers

>>50239823
https://voca.ro/1eNBej5tIzW6

>>50239828
https://voca.ro/1cdEFfHfDewW

I made webm of me getting fucked by Ichirin

>>50239926
My personal nickname for Ichirin is "Roadkill" because the same thing happened to me before.

>>50237081
Ah you are right that's neat

>>50239926
that's the power of jewish magic

>>50239967
Touhou 7 Pretty Black Cock

>>50234258
>Marisissy's shtick is all just stolen DBZ copypastas

se me cayó un ídolo....

>>50234258
I kneel so hard

Just wasted an hour of my time dumping random shit in the /v/-turned /b/hu thread.

>>50240037
Don't worry, i read it.

>>50240037
Futa deluge

just capped Descent of Izuna Gongen.

i hope lunatic players dont decide to play and get rid of my shitty high score

>>50240037
I liked the parody panel

黒眼黒眼黒眼

>>50240139
No this is Meira

Are you guys going trick or treating?

>ULiL completed
>/v/ thread gone
>friend busy
>no class this afternoon
What am i meant to do with all this free time?

>>50240228
Aerd is

>>50240235
Find a cure for cancer

>>50240235
Start AoCF since it's more of the same shit
I wish my new PC let me bomb while pressing shift so I could play MoF for the autumn feel

What if someone pulled you inside the house while trick or treating and plaped you?

Activate the anti plap protocol by turning into Alice

>>50240267
Before i do that, i think I'll go back to IaMP and get every 1cc there

>>50240291
>IaMP
good luck with that kek

Sukima youkai

>>50240345
legendary youkai

>>50240376
>I wannated enjoy the party together
Me too gappy

>>50240376
I like the implication of her struggling with Rumia

No one says gappy.

That's paradoxical

more like brappy

>>50239672
>>50240098
i decided to specifically score just a little higher than you just to inconvenience you but at the same time not accomplish anything!

2hus that would use their position to bully and belittle me but because they're so well known/because they control the media/because they're respected/because they're loved/because they're feared will suffer no consequences and can keep doing this to me for all eternity

>>50240291
HA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have fun with Remi and Yukari.
Unless you mean just Normal then yeah it's fun then.

>>50240540
Ye it's fine I don't mind that's pretty impressive Anon!

>>50240590
Merth

>>50240595
Merth does that to me every day

Check THIS out

>>50240664
*farts*

>tasoFRAUD stealing from Megaman 2 out of all things
sasuga

>>50240728
Megamari WAS developed by them after all
back when they made good games

>back when they made good games
correction
>back when they made games
because they're not going to be making any more

>>50240751
how grim

>find IaMP tutorial on youtube from 2008
>check the guy's channel
>he became an umamusumetuber

Favorite Uma?

booooooo

>>50240856
Saki

I miss gartic

>>50241006
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
Crazy how Yatsubrapper can draw something funnier than paintschizo ever could without even trying.

yatsutraitor foot fetish giantess

cmon bro it wasn't that funny

Yatsupablo

number 15:
yatsutraitor foot fetish.
the last thing you'd want in your vhu thread is giantess feet fetish but as it turns out that might be what you get.
a 4channer uploaded a drawing anonymously to the site showcasing a private yatsubrappito drawing from /d/ with the statement "this is your hero"

theres a really bad reimu thread im not using out of principle

Number 7:
Juan watches porn and gets naked

WHERE?

>>50241135
4channel.com

>>50241106
>a private yatsubrappito drawing from /d/ with the statement "this is your hero"
link?

I was a huge Touhou fan, much like everyone else. I loved the mainline games but i didn't mind playing the fightans and photo games. I listened to arrangements on Youtube and proudly owned a Futo fumo. She was my favorite Touhou character, her clothes, her hair, her manner of speech, everything about her was so perfect. You may have noticed a lot of "was" by this point and that's because, after that horrible incident i can't look at the Touhou franchise with the same eyes...

I was bored one afternoon and decided to look at my chart for missing 1CCs. There was still a lot of work to be done but i didn't have any extra clear on TD despite my love for Futo. I had to rectify this mistake so i booted the game up. Once the title screen loaded, i realized there was no music. Pretty odd since never have i experienced a glitch like this in the other games but i paid no mind to it, these games can be unstable in the most unexpected ways.

I clicked on Extra Start and instantly raised an eyebrow at what i saw. A phantasm stage? I thought only PCB had one, potentially IN according to those unused files. How did i even unlock it? It wasn't on any chart I've seen and i haven't seen anyone talk about it online. It didn't look like the rest of the game's UI and its description was out of the ordinary, almost as if someone modded it in. Curiosity was getting the best of me and, putting my plans to beat Mamizou for later, i decided to check out this phantasm stage...

>>50241327
oh nyo
is it hyperealistic futa mamizou???

I doubted i was gonna do it on my first try so i went with the worst character in the game for fun: Marisa. Reimu has better focused attacks, Sanae has better bombs and even Youmu's sword slices can come in handy. The load screen took more than usual and, out of nowhere, the music came back. It wasn't any TD song and, unlike any other tune in the series, this one was playing in reverse for some reason, making my head hurt after a while.
https://files.catbox.moe/mx3m94.mp3

If the song didn't make me uneasy enough, Marisa's portrait was covering the screen as if in the middle of a cutscene, however it never went away. There were no enemies, no spirits to fill up my trance gauge, just an empty stage where the only thing driving me insane was the melody and Marisa's censored, mouthless face.

Even if this was a mod or whatever, i was feeling too weirded out by the whole thing and wanted to exit the game immediately. Pressing ESC and expecting the usual pause menu, i am instead greeting by a message in red, flashing on the top left part of the screen: "no escape"

Alt+tab wasn't working either so i decided to turn off my pc, however just as my finger was hovering over the power button, a familiar face showed up...

>>50241378
sounds nice, from just hearing it seems like kogasa's stage theme.

Kyouko? I know some characters from the main game tend to show up as midgame bosses but i wasn't expecting to see her out of her usual stage. Despite having no mouth like Marisa, she had some things to say.

"She went too far... I know we don't share the same faith but seeing all those girls from the Myouren Temple end up like that... Please, just go while you can".

The Myouren Temple girls? Usually I'd assume they lost a spell card battle but the eerie vibes weren't helping my brain from imagining the worst case scenario. As much as i wanted to heed the little pup's words, i still couldn't pause the game and, despite pressing the power button and even unplugging it, my pc just wouldn't turn off.

Something unusual pulled my vision away from the screen. At the corner of my eye, i saw cotton balls on the floor...

>>50241428
Oh nyo

I looked in horror as i realized my Futo fumo exploded, her cute hat being one of the only pieces remaining. How is it even possible? There's no explanation for a plush suddenly exploding. Sentimental value aside, Kyoukou's words were instantly associated with what just happened. A mod can do all sorts of things to games and PCs but...

I thought i was overthinking it, While holding Futo's hat, my heart jumped as i heard something terrying coming from my pc.
https://files.catbox.moe/hdlyry.mp3

I instantly looked back to the screen and was startled by what i saw...

"SURPRISE"

>>50241503
THIS IS SO SCARY

Kogasa? This harmless umbrella ghost is the phantasm boss? I know she's always had a thing for trying to spook people but she never went this far. Why would she go as far as murder in a world where spell card battles are the norm?

"Oh, that. I got tired of my usual spooks going unnoticed. I want to give people a real scare, you know? Thought I'd take it to the next level with those taoists and i did it! You should've seen the look on their faces."

The fact that she was able to read my mind confirmed that my Futo fumo scattering into pieces was no mere accident. At that point, i felt like i couldn't move a single muscle.

"Did i scare you? Come on, it's just an old plush! If I'm taking things to the next level, i can't stay in Gensokyo forever".

What could i even do? I had no idea how strong she truly was. If i beat her in the game, could i save myself? With my hands hovering over the Z, X and shift keys, i was ready to play like never before...

kogasa would NEVER

>>50234886
Based, DaganeDoddler BTFO :DDDDD

...The fight never started. I was forced to stare at Kogasa's smug face while playing with Kyouko's head. The music from earlier only got louder and louder.

"You think I'm dumb enough to give you the chance? Staying in this world is no fun so i think I'll skip to the fun part!"

The music stopped and the game closed, taking me back to the home screen. After a few deep breaths, i began to think about the whole situation. What if her mentioning a plush was just a coincidence? I wanted to hold on to that hope as much as possible, a coincidence and nothing more. Right as i was about to get up, i heard an unknown voice.

"Don't look behind you,,,".

I heard taunting laughters, felt cold hands on my shoulders and got the back of my head licked. As I'm writing this i stay glued to my pc, not having the will to disobey. What should i do?

the end

>>50241674
and the scariest part of this story is that I WAS YOU
AND YOU BECAME SKELETON
AND WROTE THIS…

>>50241674
kino

btw i guess i get kogasa then lole
>>50240540

>>50241777
Someone from the 8 got a higher score actually.

>>50241763
Boo

Some kid knocked on my door for candy and now I can officially say that Mike has just killed me for the first time

zun is proven to be a hack yet again as kogasa designwise is genderswapped sig from puyopuyo

>>50241796
Favorite Puyo game? I love Sun and 20th Anniversary

>>50241787
well i am definitely not surprised.

having sex rn

>>50241837
let it be known that i think about your ritual post often

>>50241796
Meira takes her dialogue from Schezo
Witch and Marisa are no thinkers
Mystia and Harpey have a lot of parallels with each other
Sure there's more connections to be made

>>50241842
Pic related is similar to Waggy

Me and merth just had intense gay sex now, he's now smoking a cigarette on our bed, he told me to let you guys know, alright I'm gonna go cook him something

Me and anon just had intense sex now, he's now smoking a cigarette on our bed, he told me to let you guys know, alright I'm gonna go cook him something

Just kidding guys I spent the whole day in my basement again

>>50241787
>Lunatic scoring
yeah I'm not beating that, I finally got Kogasa's game's 1cc so I'm proud of that

You know, you could be getting laid at a Halloween party right now instead of posting in this godforsaken thread.

>>50242274
Getting laid with who

So did you guys enjoy Halloween?

>>50242346
With a girl.

>>50242376
ERPing

>>50242412
Gay

>>50242376
I got fucking laid off today from software engineering

>>50242587
Wtf nooo... I'm sorry to hear that anon. But don't worry, I'm sure that with qualifications like those you will find another job in no time!

>>50242587
what were you replaced with? jeets or AI?

>>50242587
Sorry to hear that Anon, hope you'll be able to find a better job soon.

>>50242587
tatakae

Mima does not have futa penis

>>50242716
LOL

2hu with the longest futa gock?

>>50242785
Takane if you meant cock
Takane if you meant glock

>>50242839
This artist is suspicious

Why do we not have a futa artist like Frogsnake?

trapped and betrayed

This artist is sus

The "Kogasa's Big Spook" score contest is over!! Let's take a look at the results:

77441110, lunatic
37826260, normal
34549200, normal
32385800, lunatic
31569490, normal
30787220, normal
29362390, normal
24592290, normal

If your score is here, thank you for participating! Look forward to Hinamas.

...Will you be doing NNN this year?

>>50244103
Yeah but only because I'm saving 'it' for someone.......

>>50244184
Who?

>>50244103
I could maybe probably do it on EoSD, but what's the point.

>>50243862
Thanks looking forward to it

will you be doing LNN this year?

>>50244197
Someone special... Someone who deserves it.

>>50244208
Não.

I don't think I'm strong enough for NDN this year

HEY MARISISSY
Is Marisa actually your favorite 2hu? Who else do you like?

>>50244223
Me! Me!

No halloween fusu?

>>50243862
I don't care

>>50244398
what do you care about, nonners?

>>50243862
Thank you for the contest Anon!

>>50244404
Jesus Christ. What an abhorrent phrase. Added to my filters immediately.
Please never post again for the sake of everyone who doesn't use filters here.

new yamame doujin dropped
https://nhentai.net/g/607062/

>>50244404
You of course!

>>50244297
Reimu-sama my best friends and owner who laughed at me when I sharted my diaper
Alice-sama who gave me diarrea after putting laxatives in the cake she baked for me
Patchoulie-sama who's pungent braps are way more powerful than mine will ever me and used me as a her personal toilet
Nitori-sama that stole my uterus and put it in my ass so I could only enjoy anal sex with ojiisans like Reimu wanted
Narumi-sama who has a bigger ass and louder farts than me
Okina-sama who uses me as her personal chair when the dancers arent avalaible raping shotas
Enoko-sama who forcefully fed me her liquid diarrea down my throat while everyone above watched

Marisa lay on her chair, confident and satisfied. The passionate sounds of her friends' whispers in the next room were almost too much to bear. A blindfold had been secured over Marisa's face so she was unable even to see. She just had to wait there and bear it.

Suddenly, she realized that her friends were in the same room as her

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT--HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARISA!!!*

It was just about to begin. Marisa had smiled, the sounds of cheers filling the room. And she was unable to contain her tears, due to her friends' kindness .

Tears streamed down Marisa's face. She had never had a birthday party before But now her friends celebrating for her. If her kind and loving friends hadn't gone through the trouble, she was going to have to spend that day alone. Swallowing her tasty cake that Alice had baked for her, Marisa turned toward the table, from which she could see the presents her friends had brought for her.

"THANK YOU REIMU, GUYS, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!" She said.

The house was filled with presents and singing, and Marisa could never have been happier that day.

"Your friends are very kind, Marisa," came Mima's reply. "You're so lucky to have them"

>>50244404
You

Every i see marisad i imagine her screaming like sr pelo

every time i see marisa my heart goes doki doki waku waku mune ga takanaru watashi no kokoro ubau no wa anata

What the FUCK is a nonner?

>>50244784
that isn't Marisa's song

I want nonny to help me yatsucooooooooom

sounds like nigger

>>>/v/724714198
whats the paint doing

>>50244599
I fucking had it with you

Alice
Benben
Chen
Daiyousei
Eirin
Futo
Genji
Hatate
Inaba
Jo'on
Kokoro
Lyrica
Momiji
Nareko
?
Parsee
?
Rin
Satori
Tatara
Unzan
?
Wakasagihime
?
Yuiman
Zanmu

>>50244967
Orin

>>50244967
Obame
Qeine
vivi
'xang

CHANG'E ARE YOU WATCHING??????

Chang'e needs another husband.

where is everyone

>>50245466
just came back from eating lunch

>>50245510
Reimu, don't be too harsh to Daniel

>>50244103
No

>>50244103
Yeah I'm old enough that it's not a big issue, I do couple of NN months per year

I will beat your meat if you touch it again.

what if a cute gaypeehu anon sucked your dick without your consent

>>50245466
Hanging out with friends

Merth moment
Let me guess, next you'll say you played Mario Party

STOP TREATING 103 LIKE A ZOO ANIMAL

>>50245699
Huh

I just beat my meat to futa Sanae fucking futa Reimu in the ass.

WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT KOISNEED
WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT KOICHUCK
DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY /jp/HU? DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT MARISISSY??
YES WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT 103, MERTH, JUAN, YATSUAMIGOS AND-AND-AND WE'LL DEFIANTLY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT GORILLAS

>>50245732
that is not daijoubu

I just beat my futa gock to gay cosplay frotting

>>50245731
Fusu?

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiie

jphu is dying

oh nyo
anyways which 2hu farts the stinkiest braps

locktober is finally over now I can rub my clitty again :3