Thread 50248548

Dance break

there's a /v/hu thread
save /v/hu

Why does Merth not like chubby reimu anymore?

Getting a mari1cc in IaMP after so long made me remember how this is probably the hardest fightan. I dread playing on hard.

i need to die

where were u wen jphu was kill

>>50248927
Yeah don't. Anything above normal is just broken. Have fun fighting Yukari and her killing you from 100% health and you not being able to do a single point of damage due to her "Infinite Superspeed Flying Object" spellcard hitting you on the first frame of wakeup.
IaMP just like SFW is a kusge and is not to be taken seriously.

so dead zzz

>>50249328
hey roach, how's locktober been?

>>50249345
shit

Did you see that cherry blossom? It's perfect

>>50249410
XD

Uhhh soo humm... Which touhou hum... Which touhou would...
...Is anyone there?

>>50250278
what do you want

>>50250278
Which touhou is there?

>>50250292
are you parsee? can we have sex?

>>50250337
no i wish and no

You can't have sex with me.

Merth

>>50250292
I just wanted to talk to you anon. How are you?

I need 1 more surreal event that's just a thinly veiled 50/50 shot between skipping your turn or gaining money for a custom game.

>>50250543
I need more info about your game.

>>50249246
fapping

>>50250507
Life is miserable but I'm fine right now, had fun today.

>>50250587
I'm glad to hear that you can find your silver linings even if they are sparse.

*vomits in diaper*
wait a moment

>>50250587
I want to fuck you

>>50250507
Why is she like that

*grabs filled diaper and flings it at a random /v/hu*

*diaper lands on Kyoukoposter's face*

Nyooooooooooo

having sex rn

>>50251038
unpossible

why does ZUN draw the glasses this way, it's awful.

looks fine to me

/jp/hu will look at this and go "would"

>>50251149
I don't fuck dogs

>>50251114
funnier when you consider her TD portrait glasses do have a bridge that connects them
he's become so lazy he cant even draw his favorite shillhu properly

I like Chiyari but her ingame art makes her look like more of a downie than the others

>>50251171
Obviously you are not white

I'm blue

>>50251242
That's disgusting! We just want the hat back.

>>50251228
brazilians, mexicans and white girls fuck dogs
White Men fuck horses

>>50251252
@ruukoto is this true

>>50251149
I LOVE HAIRY WOMEN

I LOVE HAIRY WOMEN

I LOVE HAIRY WOMEEEEEEEEEN

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOVE MY NOSE IN THEIR HAIR AND SNIFF THE PHEROMONES SO BADLY

Genjii naked dozega

mikobro btw

a mikosister is born

my charming Crown Prince...

Milko

Thoughts on the electronic keyboard on the title screen of IN?
Maybe its not an electronic keyboard, I dunno I'm not much into music

>>50251149
idk about THAT much hair but it would probabky be fun to play with

>>50251339
Kogasa getting ready to shave Kagerou's body hair.

>>50251494
the synth-y kinda thing? idk what it is either. it's a banger though, one of the best menu songs.

>>50251149
that looks alright, but it's mostly likely because of the way the artist drew the hair. it probably wouldn't look so good on a real women

>>50251693
None of us will never know a real woman so this doesn't matter

Most /v/hus are married so...

>>50251711
I'm gonna need a source for that claim, Tewimom does not count as multiple people you know.

Tewigalaxy counts as 10 people

HEY TEWISUPERMARIOGALAXY
Thoughts on hairy women?

>>50251711
To me.

...ira

.....nsuke

Why did gaypeehu fall off sisters

Not enough fusus

We need to have a /v/hu meeting.

>>50251275
I still find it hilarious how merth's definition of hairy is putting a lot of emphasis on hairy arms for some reason. Nobody likes hairy arms on women, it's all about the pubes and armpits.

>>50252180
You guys have such a weird fetishes that I'm not even surprised he made this "mistake".

Bring me Sluterth

>>50252214
Name 1 weird fetish we have.

>>50252180
I don't mind hairy arms...

>>50252225
brapfagging

>>50252228
those are clearly shitposts

>>50252180
I forgot what the second part looked like but Kagerou's portrait does make it look like she has pretty hairy arms >>50251534

>>50252230
You can say that again

>>50252233
I feel weird that I have never fapped to a bondage hentai. It is my favorite fetish and it turns me on a lot.

>>50252230
And how are you supposed to differentiate between shitpost and truth.
For all I know you telling me that they are shitposts is a shitpost

>>50252180
I actually like hairy arms so speak only for yourself in the future

>>50252247
SAY IT IN RED

>>50252233
It makes sense for Kagerou but he pulled the same shit with Keiki that one time
>>50252247
If it comes from a copypasta and is accompanied by a low quality pic, it's a shitpost. If it has a suspicious amount of detail and knowledge like those mikosisters posts, it's the truth

Shut up green dancer Okina didn't call you

How about we both shave? Mutual consensus.

Mai, Satono, I DEMAND you grow your body hair out in order to help start a sexual revolution in what men find attractive

>>50252269
>green dancer okina

Can I not get raped today

>>50252315
How am I supposed to read this post? Is it a genuine question, like asking a person to note rape you, for permission to be not raped? Or is it a sarcastic question, where you're expressing frustration at your inability to be raped?

>>50252320
.....

I've been thinking about Parsee surprisingly often thanks to these threads. What other 2hus has /jp/hu brainwashed you into liking?

>>50252362
Reimu and Marisa unironically

>>50252362
The moonies (short for moon cuties)

>>50252362
Marisa
I fucking love Marisa now she's so silly but also really cool

>>50252362
Narumi

Enough with the body hair
Decide on the new fetish

>>50252369
I thought moonie was degorative slang

when did I..........BECOME A /JP/SIE???????

>>50252395
bondage pls we have had some of it

>>50252367
>>50252385

The only Touhou related dream I ever had was Aya vomiting on me and then taking a picture of me and I still think about it every week
Why did she do that

>>50252402
Too hard to draw. It will never catch on

>>50252395
Bimbofication

>>50252408
what's an easy fetish to draw?

>>50252413
naked dozega

>>50252413
Amputee

Meanwhile in /d/
https://files.catbox.moe/txdd8t.jpg

>>50252413
pregnancy

>>50252362
Why?

>>50252439
I vote for pregnancy. Tewiblob, get to it

The shotagenda

>>50252452
She's pretty, her clothes are memorable, her stage theme is really good, the cave Alice comparison is funny and i can relate to her jealousy sometimes. I've also seen that cropped picture of her saying might as well do it and have been wondering what the full pic looks like.

As opposed to forest Parsee?

Test

>>50252475
>I've also seen that cropped picture of her saying might as well do it and have been wondering what the full pic looks like.
Bro you will never believe the context of it

>>50252513
Please show me, i don't care if it's gore or whatever, i just want to know.

>>50252519
Why should I? Would it make you smile?

Suck gmy me balls

>>50252529
I'M JUST CURIOUS, PLEASE SHOW ME

>>50252538
Only if you promise you'll smile, then I'll post it.

Drawfag slasher film

>>50252577
No matter what it is, i promise I'll smile. Could be laughter, could be joy, we'll see.

Drawfag slash fic

>>50252587
Alright, here you go!

>>50252596
I don't think I get it

>>50252596
Ohhhhh. It's a bizarre crossover but a welcome one
>>50252599
It's a Smiling Friends reference though I'm sure that building is meant to be yellow

Could they even make Parsee smile?

>>50252579
103 dies first

Final drawgirl Paintwife
Killer is Tewibraphog

Why is /jp/hu only active during weekdays? Aren't you supposed to be working? What do you even do on weekends?

>>50252630
>What do you even do on weekends?
Wait for you to come back...

It's a Yatsumistery we have to Yatsuresult Aunn

ruh roh

>>50252649
Reimu fucks this?

on meira we're all cracking aunn

2hu that never get to use their condom in their wallet?

we ALL cracking goonji tho?

What shrine pet should futa Reimu use today?

yay another porn addiction post in a touhou thread yay!

>>50252630
>Aren't you supposed to be working?
Nuh uh
>What do you even do on weekends?
Play bido gam

>>50252707
It's a series full of girls, what did you expect?

>>50252707
futabroken

>>50252707
homosexualanon...

i love sniffing 2hu feet and licking toesies yum yum yummers

>>50252780
This but farts and braps being forced into my lungs until I die

which 2hu has the stinkiest most lung corroding STENCH permeating around them and preferably emanating from either their feet or asshole and WHERE CAN I FIND THEM

>>50252821
Yuugi or Yukari or other 2hus ZUN """"""""""confirmed"""""""""""" that reeked in a radio show or whatever he does that gets quotes uploaded to xitter

/our/ guy potemGOD is the first wetern dev to have his 2hu game ported to consoles

>>50252860
Good for him I liked UDONGEIN X.
I know it's not the game that is being ported but still glad for him.

they are making fun of us in this week's bunbunmaru news...

is that so

>>50252878
Maybe you guys, but not me.

>>50252878
We made it to the news guys!
5 minutes of fame!

Why is Buckethead so popular in /v/hu? And also why does the mofo have a fixation on Yukari?

>>50252889
I am genuinely curious as to how you reached this conclusion

>>50252894
I have seen him mentioned sometimes in this thread the rare times I visit it and when I enter Danbooru to search whatever his posts have 800 to 1600 likes.

>>50252905
I thought veehuu was more of a pink pet bottle thread personally

>>50252918
I thought they also liked Starraisins and Hatater. I thought PPB stopped posting some time ago. Or at least non-touhou content.

hatater is an artist? I thought he was an old namefag whose gimmick was hating Hatate

hatater was an artist who drew cuck porn when he got depressed
he's dead now

>>50253002
I heard he faked his death to get out of doing commissions or some shit

I just realized there's 2 years left until th21. How do you manage to keep yourselves entertained for that long?

>>50253047
Playing above normal difficulty

>>50253063
she's just like me

>>50252703
bad luck booty

>>50253047
I still have so many squares left to fill in my chart it's insane... and single luantic grind can take me weeks, I'll manage

>>50253002
When did he draw cuck porn? The few arts I saw was yuri, slavery, prostitution, etc.

Fuck /jp/hu! Fuck /jp/hu right in the butt!

>>50253047
i take it easy
dont be a slave to the current gaming landscape and fomo

>>50253189
that's dirty, that's how you get AIDS and poopdick

>>50253253
I have read people talking about anal and they say that they rarelly get their dick dirty. And also I thought that hourai immortal 2hus and youkai did not need to go to the bathroom.

sumireko fucks older men

>>50253352
sumireko fucks older men
okina fucks younger boys

>>50251569
>the synth-y kinda thing?
Its definitely a synthesized keyboard or something like that. And yeah its awesome.
>>50252180
>GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DUDE DRAWS DISGUSTING HAIRY ARMS
>HE SHOULD INSTEAD DRAW DISGUSTING ARMPIT HAIR!!!!
Disgusting hypocrite.

Wait you guys keep your condoms in your wallet? Yuck.

I like hairy armpits and arms. Get on my level.

>>50253047
>I just realized there's 2 years left until th21.
Wait what? Two?

>>50253400
>Disgusting hypocrite.
I just think a designated spot of hair looks better than a bunch of hairs across the arm. Irl i don't mind arm hair and it tends to be a good sign that the girl has a hairy coochie but i don't like the way merth draws em

>>50253431
>I just think a designated spot of hair looks better than a bunch of hairs across the arm
Wanna know what a better spot is? Nowhere. Women should be smooth.

A girl who is hairy can keep you warm during the winter. Especially if she has additional bulk to go along with that hair.

I'd rather have a trimmed skinny/v/hugirl in my bed. There's plenty of blankets anyway.

>>50253474
I prefer my women ghostly and frigid

i prefer my women tied up

bondageanon you need to calm down

HEY MERTH

Settle this debate for us

>>50253514
if i am bondageanon what anon are you

>>50253532
sodomyanon

>>50253539
bwuh??

No one who is heterosexual says bwuh. Not even our gayanons say bwuh.

>>50253515
No its funnier watching you do it

>>50253552
think again, bwuther

I like Mayumi

@ruukoto, name every homoanon in alphabetical order

>>50253552
>Only gay people say bwuh
>You can tell because no gay person here says bwuh
Bwuh?

>>50253552
you are either straight or gay there is no in between

>>50253563
merth
sissyerth
gayerth
fagerth
homoerth
brapperth
niggerth
bwuerth

>>50253575
that's not in alphabetical order you dumb machine
*pichuns you*

>>50253554
Merth watching and destroying /jp/hu after being HEY MERTHed one too many times

>>50253579
its been a hard week

Liking penises doesn't make you gay.

>>50253575
I'm safe

@ruukoto, how do I get Merth to reply to my posts with a drawing?

HEY MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHH
GUESS WHAT
GOT YOUR NOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>50253598
Suck his [P]

>>50253554
What Touhous have hairy arms?

All beast Youkai have crotch forest

>>50253623
Not many

>>50253685
... don't have hairy arms.

>>50253664
Go on...

>>50253669
everyone that uses that word is a pedophile

Aerdfication

If you're not trimmed down there I am not dating you.

who would want to date YOU? hahahahah

Well.. _____(You)_____.

u-uh, anon....
i don't... think about you... in that way...

I only date Marisissies

Man this game is fun

hating body hair is mikosister behaviour btw

Meira I Love Fucking

>>50253903
Man that's some stiff animations. I really hate it when games have such stiff walking/running/moving animations.

>>50253928
You move slow when you shoot but yeah game is kinda rough around the edges, no hiding that.

Meira meets Psylocke(forma de Marvel Rivals)

Should i go to a weeb con 2 minutes away from my house or should i stay here with my /jp/hu buddies?

>>50254177
You should go, if its terrible you can just come back.
Have fun!

>>50254183
I'll check it out then.

nooooo don't leave us for touching grass we are cooler and better

>>50253968
Ewwww British Meira

>>50254188
find a cheek to pinch while you're there

Just met this weird Ran cosplayer at a weeb con not far from my house... eugh

>>50254242
Plap him

>>50254177
If you don't crossdress don't bother.

What's scarier?:
>Giant (like human size) spider
>Tiny kitten

>>50254265
Alice

>>50252812
>>50252780
Yatsubrapper, I...

Rules of visiting cons as a /v/hu:
1. Don't dress provocatively
2. Don't enter bathrooms without a guardian

I miss Merth

She's got a wheely gouda ride
Say cheese and BUCKLE UP
FASTEN YOUR CHEESE BELTS
FULLY LOADED... NOW WITH EXTRA SHARP FEATURES!

>>50254326
Tewimom... 3D print this cheese and put it above your son's crib.

I'm back from the con, that was ass. Only noteworthy thing was the 2nd floor where you could play Crash Team Racing on a ps1 and other retro stuff but you had to pay to play.

>>50254335
You... you were there for only an hour. What if they had a schedule?

>>50254335
Congrats on leaving your cave to check it out anyway.
Hopefully the next one won't be a bust

i told you...

>>50254339
There was a cosplay contest coming up but the ones i saw were meh. The space was extra small too.
>>50254340
I hope so but i can't expect anything too cool to happen where i live, just your average Pokemon cards and low quality Dragon Ball posters

>>50254331
I wish I had a son..........

>>50254358
You could have used that time to buy cheap frozen pizzas and eat them while browsing here.

>>50254359
hi

>>50254359
I am your son
I killed Chang'e
dote on me
Mama.

do you guys think Junko would agree to have sex with her son's corpse if that returned him to life

>>50254326
I wonder if it's edible

Take your plan B pills, hag.

>>50254326
I am cheesed to have ridden this

It's evening here, who won today's hairy woman wars?

the barbershop

>>50255017
>wife leaves you
>steals immortality elixir
>forces rabbits to pound mochi for eternity
what a cunt

but what truly makes a piece of art "westabrap"?

>>50255133
I do not permit barbershops

im fucking remilia rn

so sorry to hear

>>50255293
GLHF

done fucknig remilia
couldnt cum she sucked all the blood off my penis

She's not done yet

>>50255437
Realistically what do you do in this situation?

>>50255437
It's okay, I've seen better

>>50255486
It's up

>>50255437
I need futa Remilia's cock in my mouth goddamn it

>>50255559
How did you break your stylus Merth? Also cuteshika!

he stuck it in his urethrer

>>50255743
Why is she like that

Because she's silly

>>50255559
Why do you ignore us Merth?

>>50255844
>ackings of the troons
hi lotois

Not this again

LOL LOTOIS MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT

oh my god LOTOIS

Seijadev post a demo or something

pedy out of NOWHERE

MY FVARKING HEROOOOOOOOOOO

peggerth

Will you be playing Seijadev's game?

Maridiaper & Yatsubrapper in a Christmas Craper!

>>50256481
>>50256481
Oh My Koisneed!!!

it's my day off but they called me into work so I can't shitpost today sorry guys

>>50256579
Eeeeh? You don't have a remote job?? Only kids don't work from home... kya hahah a

Eeeeh? You don't have a shota boyfriend??

You can't reach enlightenment if "love" gets in the way

I'm glad Merth doesn't do the thing paint and 103 do where they leave a bunch of unconnected lines between body parts and i have to draw them myself. This drawing only had 1 instance of that while your average '03 sketch has 20+

closed mouth version just in case

>>50256757
>>50256741
>shitty paintbucket fill
This is why I only ever use lines to "color" MSPaint drawings.

>>50256778
Consider it a creative exercise and not a replacement. I recognize using the paint bucket won't give the most outstanding results, it's just a way for my untalented ass to pass the time.

What's love got to do with it?
it's just a second hand emotion!

Nobody does that

>>50256803
I slept with a vidya magazine once, does that count?

>>50256809
You're a fucking slut

>>50256736
Said the massive slut with massive titties

>>50256793
In which case the nose you replaced is far more to the right than it should be. The outline of the nose represents its darkest part, that being a shadow. The bridge of the nose also connects to the eyes, hence it should be where the original nose was.

>>50256887
thanks ariyanon, I'll keep that in mind

the taoists are the bigger sluts with all their orgies and "religious rituals"

Oyster pussy...

Otter pussy

ariya is a qt

i hate .qt files

i'm a qtphile

I want to make myself feel good with Chen's phild cussy!?

>>50257026
But she's literally disfigured

>>50257079
This nigga wears rocks

>>50257079
So? She can be as ugly and disfigured as possible behind that mask and she'd still be cute.

It's the phantom of the opera thing

you see that flower? It's a nice view, makes me feel like some sort of phantasmagoria

Koisneeder:

>>50257079
Evil Yatsuhashi

>>>/vg/545262752
also 103illa is in that thread

she's not evil
yatsuhashi is the evil one

>>50257194
spoonfeed me how 103gger is involved in this thing

>>50257129
do dimensional dreams also cause this effect?

>>50257194
I'd eat meira's(futa) cum

She didn't say that

>>50257211
all living ghost agree that said dream is unfinished

*game is unfinished

>>50257208
He drawfags mostly for /jp/ and /vm/, sometimes for the cup in general, like requests; also his hateboner for yuri shines through as seen above in that thread

>>50257079
I wish that,
You could see,
Your scars turn into beauty~

>>50257240
BASED 103 destroying yuricucks by making their girls BLACKED. he's my HERO

why do my attempts at a /jp/hu - 4cc crossover bever work…

they are making fun of us in the lunar capital...

>>50257300
thankfully i'm not a Gensokyo native, so it's totally fine

Dan sure knows how to get me in the right mood

i'm in heat dan
i'm in heat

>>yuricucks
>based blacked
Do self insert cuckolds/hetcucks realize the irony of their mindset

are you a /4ccg/ fren?!
*insert marihappy here*

I need to plap a kigger

who is Tamamo no Mae?

>>50257325
I'm going to eat out your fox

>>50257325
Yuritranny.....

>>50257366
selfinsertroon... selfinsert delusional cuckold...

>>50257378
headcanonyuritroon.....

yuri is just foreplay to me. I get to see two cute girls going at it and prepping themselves for my fat green dick

>>50257381
Headcanonselfinsertroon...

.....

why is NTR the thinking man fetish?

>>50257387
nouyuritroon.....

...!

bros, my wife got plapped today by a gorilla but it's okay I self inserted as him while jerking off in the corner so it's all good now. Feels good having the SUPERIOR mindset

>>50257395
Thoughts on the Yakumo family household?
https://files.catbox.moe/xoehso.mp4

uh oh
melty

>>50257412
there is one at /4ccg/ about us

>>50257410
thoughts none
head empty

>>50257417
I don't know what that is or care

omg the gorilla is here!

>>50257424
>>>/vg/545265872

consider this problem. how do you solve it?

>>50257436
is that so

>>50257437
Shou's laser shaving clinic

I miss Tony

>>50257498
Who the FUCK is Tony?

>>50257437
"fox who can't hide her tails"
should be
"fox who can't trim her bush"

It's up

>>50257501
You know, Tony from the old times.

>>50257608
ah yes, how could I forget
we NEED Tony

Did you know that, in folklore, you could get pregnant by sitting in a chair that a man sat on before?

>tony is forgotten
nyo...

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOhoooooooohoHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thoughts on Marisa "Hardened War Veteran" Kirisame?

>>50257644
This is how I imagine Mariposters

>>50257644
marisa is so handsome...

>>50257634
Marisa, shut up!

>>50257644
she was out there for days...
Imagine the musk!

It's

>>50257673
...

>>50257644
Manrisa

i was about to say the mort marisa edit was never funny but then i looked at it again and chuckled, why am i like this

>>50257714
:-)

Which marisad has the most value right now so I can invest in it?

Crusty manrizad peaked around last month now nobody remembers it, it's fucking over

>>50257673
Mima would NEVER do that to her own daughter

Paint spotted in the koakuma thread

mokou spotted in eientei

Byakuren spotted abusing her followers

Byakuren spotted raping her followers

Rumia spotted in....

Byakuren stop it please

Byakuren keep going please

byakuren-sama...yamete kudasai aaaa. iku, iku, ikuuuuuuu

>>50257902
Balls
Over

>>50257914
>saying another woman's name during sex
Byakuren will not be pleased

What do you think life is like being a taoist in Gensokyo?

half of you taoist are already dead

>>50257924
Killed by the Buddhism jihadists within two weeks
Glory to Hijiri-sama

>>50257914
>iku, iku, ikuuuuuuu
What is it, dipshit? She's busy.

Lmao her name is Cumming

>>50257935
tell the Dragon Palace I'm coming

which beast matriarch gives the best head?

>>50257976
Yummer and it's not even close

>Yahtzee
Missionary
>Sucky
Cowgirl
>Yummer
Blowjob

What do you do in this situation?

>>50257989
Chop her arms off

>>50257976
Its obviously Yuuma, anon...

Which matriarch is a turtle?

Pick a game

>>50258029
Nioh 2

>>50258012
Genji

>>50258029
crash tag team racing

>>50258037
This artist draws futa

Pick an anime

>>50258032
That's... gonna be a tough one I think. Hold on.

>>50258049
Kemono Friends!

>>50258049
the one with the robot girl

>>50258125
Plastic Memories?

>>50258125
Nichijou?

>>50258032
Oni thread again it is.

>>50257902
I always think of Suwako when I see this image
Where's her collar and funny ball tie?

>>50257749
This Marisad

drawfag """"""""""humor""""""""""

What are some funny drawfags?

post the japanese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>50258536
103

is it safe to assume it's just one guy obsessed with 103?

>>50258573
Almost every namefag has someone obsessed with them

>>50258564
I agree gorillas are funny

>>50258578
koishidrawbab doesn't

what about satoriwritegrandpa

Sayyers?

>>50258029
>>50258032
Well that one failed spectacularly. Didn't grab enough attention.

*sings in the most beautiful and angelic voice ever heard by man*

>>50258798
God fucking damn it i forgot my image

what is he singing

>>50258536
Me.

LOL

I havent seen tsuanon in a while, did she killed herself after the comment anon made in the OC thread?

>>50259209
?

>>50258805
haha minor posting mistake

When I find myself in times of trouble I post koisneed on jphu
let it koisneed
let it koisneed
let it koisneed

What are YOU doing in this thread, YOU, the anon reading this, what do YOU expect to gain by staying here during this slow tuesday?

Hello koisneed my old friend
I've come to talk to you again

>>50259291
Nothing
Letting time pass until death claims my soul

>>50259291
/vg/ mindset of basically following every thread even if most of the time I only end up making like 5 posts in the thread itself

>>50259291
I'm waiting for some juicy drama but you limp-wreisted Zuttsluts are too low energy lately.

Here's some drama.
*throws glass of water at your face*

Today I present to you... the official /V/HU SONG
*Under Pressure sample starts playing*
Now say, now say you got the 1 c c
Why don't you come and see
What I got in store?
We laugh and laugh and sneed and leed
and weave and keen and teen and ween
plead greed tween breed
It's like the koi in the sea
I got my 1 c c
READY!
I love my /v/hufriends
We got a solo my soul mends
As flat as Sakuya's pads
I love me some lads
Hanging out with them
We gotta power gem
The Toohoo we love
Like that file, mov
Yeah, yeah, UH

>>50259343
I'm going to piss diesel into your asshole

>>50259291
I take breaks from my video games sometimes to make posts here or on the /v/hu thread or wherever I feel like

>>50259291
Well... back in the day I used to get HUnny (if you know what I mean) by being in random games. Even girls who went to my school. I actually met with someone irl but he wasn't a hunny.
So now I'm camping here for my next target.

>>50259375
...bwuh?

Koipluck and luck

Jonathan Joestar

It's time for peak comedy hours where we just say the names of random unrelated characters

HaterAnon...

n. tropy

Giorno Giovanna

Everyone consented to whatever business I had with them, okay?

OH
MY
MEIRA

>>50259421
You got me excited for nothing.

>>50259375
hatatepervert

>>50259429
https://youtu.be/YmKEBW1OXzE

>>50259421
I didn't think they'd have the balls to add pc-98 characters to the gacha slop

>>50259544
Bruuuuh.... you're late by like 4 years.

>>50259544
much to ZUN's chagrin too apparently lolz

>>50259421
GENJII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..................and Narumi and Yorihime.

oh. my. god. LOTOIS

Chiyari Griffin

>>50259601
Wait what? He didn't want it? That's hilarious if its true.

>>50259358
THERES LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH FINDING YOUR WIFE HOT AND PATTING HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE IS HOT!!!!

>>50259663
it's patronizing

>>50259209
No, she's most likely been monopolized by the Meiracord (evil organization overseeing and engineering these threads) and they've manipulated her into NEVER talking to us ever again, under the guise of her safety and protection. The Meiracord is also making sure that you remain an unhappy virgin forever.

Which 2hu head do you want to pat simply because she is hot?

>>50259655
he hates pc98, because its shit

>>50259700
2 decades later and he's still just as embarrassed by his old work as he was when he released eosd

having sex rn

having dinner rn

>>50259700
>HRtP
Great
>SoEW
Decent
>PoDD
Fun as long as you don't play on higher difficulties
>LLS
KINO
>MS
Pretty good
>you
ugly

>>50259700
It is not
>>50259747
I can't believe you think Highly responsive to prayers is somewhat better than Story of eastern wonderland.
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>50259772
ZUN peaked at HRTP.

>HRT P
mikosisters won

troonhou lost

by the way, every 1 in 5 messages here is sent by a mikosister

new marisad just dropped, I think this one has a lot of potential

da hells a mikosister

>>50259772
>What the fuck is wrong with you
breakout is more amusing than going through some of the most boring stages in the series while mashing z like a fuark. The first two stages in particular always drag.

I prefer pc98's more lighthearted tone over the current 2hu direction but I still think the modern gameplay is much better than pc98

juan is that you juan
juan go the fuck back to /trash/ you haven't finished jerking me off yet

>>50259911
Sorry, I'm spent for the night

>>50259915
Nue tribute when??

>>50259918
I did that months ago

I'm such a naughty mikosister

>>50259915
you're never done you are this whole website's personal virtual handjob machine get the FUCK back to work

Juan that Yuuma one you did was on the same pfp that my friend uses and now I can't see it the same way again.

>>50259939
Is Yuuma his favorite 2hu? I'd say it's a lewd picture by nature.

>>50259939
explain this to your friend and see what he thinks of you afterwards

>>50259947
Yes, she is his favourite. That damn cursed picture, he hasn't changed it in some months...
>>50259953
Why though.

>>50259996
because it would be funny for him to know that the picture he uses to represent himself has been cummed on before

>>50259996
>That damn cursed picture, he hasn't changed it in some months...
Show him other Yuuma pics and see if he likes any of them enough to turn them into his pfp. If that doesn't work then just pray he changes it eventually

>>50260009
It is pretty funny but I think he's better off not knowing that information...
>>50260015
I will search for some Yuuma images. This one reminds me of a Boo from Mario...

>>50259905
I need purple reimu to kick my balls

>>50259907
I hate westabraps
But the belly dancer one is pretty hot

I hate thing because someone else hated it

No... I hate westabraps because they never draw girls as cute as eastabraps

stupid gaijin *nukes pixiv account*

LOADED DIAPER

HEY MERTH
Will you consider a chubby Reimu now?

>>50260472
This art is soulless

>>50260472
why did the artist draw futa stink on her

>>50260348
*yeets it at random /v/hu*

*it lands on aerd's face with a meaty SPLAT!*

BRING ME MERTHGODSSSSSSSSSS

>>>/vg/545361646
>>>/vg/545362230
Fuck it, I'm doing it again

Welp, /jp/hu is 4 threads away from falling off, time to spam footfag threads again! Yabba dabba doo!

you want an actual judgement on posters? fine then

>103
tumble noses, boring, only draws fotm for his social media
should just stick with landscapes since it's what he's best at
>Koishidrawbaby
complete sour retard that refuses to improve
one of the worst nigger drawfags that think opinions just because he draws means hot shit
>tsundereanon
same shit, different name
>parsee cosplay anon
anons that don't contribute shouldn't have names at all
tripcodes were once made just for the sake of identifying OP/other posters within a thread where they contributed, not a badge of attentionwhoring
>ayapervert
avatarfag, erper, has literally no need for it and just does so to stand out for ego boosting even though his post quality is also runny asshole(what, didn't you want to be noticed?)

hosting and drawing won't, and never will, excuse faggot nigger behavior specially doing so just to be a louder nigger than the average anon

>>50260682
4cuck started out with namefagging for the sake of namefagging, parrot

>>50260684
pipe down 8rapefugee

>>50260682
103 doesn't draw tumblr noses and barely does fotm social media stuff
Tsundereanon is really mellow
Parseecosplayer doesn't use a tripcode
All of these "judgements" seem forced

>>50260682
I can't believe that thread was three months ago

DRAWNIG DEFENCE FORCE HAS ARRIVED

Merthbros, Paintbros, we are safe.

>>50260682
103 is great, his noses are fine and hust a meme
Tsundereanon is fine, a little bitter but harmless
Parsee cosplay anon is Japanese and talks about Japanese Touhou events along with cosplaying

I don't know much about Ayapervert desu doesn't he cosplay?

>>50260682
I like Koishidrawbaby's art. Traditional pencil art is very charming. At most I can say is that he seems like he's not making an effort to improve. But that's okay. I think as long as your art isn't offensively bad you can post it here. This isn't /ic/.
I don't know what opinions he has but if he's got bad ones I'll just ignore them.
As for Tsundereanon, I find her art pretty strange. But again it's not that bad. I'd like to see her draw something normal looking. Just keep the eyes. They are mesmerizing.
And 103's noses are honestly not that bad. Not red enough to be tumblr noses. His hateboner for yuri is both funny and sad. I think he realizes that and plays into it. A true drawfag.

Since when does 103 hate Yuri? I'm pretty sure he follows a lot of Yuri artists on X.

>>50260714
He drew Hisami and Zammy being gangbanged in response to the /jp/ poster who replies to everything with "cute yuri"

>>50260714
he drew spite art for a the "cute and canon" local yurifag in gaypee albeit I think that had more to do with him disliking that retard specifically rather than disliking yuri as a whole
he comes across as being neutral at best
touhou discussion

103 defense force online?

What do all of our various namefags think about yuri?

Have you forgotten >>>/vg/545261786 already?

>>50260726
who the fvark is whipkick

>>50260730
Now that I think about this, I'm gonna make him the new Jackalman

>>50260682
>>50260708
"Koishidrawbaby" is not even a single entity, you guys call Koishidrawbaby anyone who draws on lined paper, I've seen like 4 different drawfags with clearly different styles and skill levels get called "Koishidrawbaby".

>>50260737
No, that's Patrickautist

No this is Meira

Zura?

Yatsura

>>50260706
>>50260682
AyaPOOvert doesn't even comes to 4cucks anymore, she spends all day wiping the floor with scrubs on W.A.P.-chan's soku tourneys.

>>50260708
>he seems like he's not making an effort to improve
i've heard that at least several times. typically i ignore them because they often sound hostile and never explain what needs to be improved upon, but i don't get that impression with this post so i'm willing to bet you'll give constructive criticism: what do you think needs to change?
i've made several attempts to get experimental or get out of my comfort zone
pic related, the challange for these was to draw something with only straight lines
https://files.catbox.moe/oj9ylm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ck08om.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cgrl7q.png
https://files.catbox.moe/x0mf8i.png
for these my goal was to draw backgrounds and the last two specifically were to use a sunset/unusual light source since a lot of my older works tend to keep the light source in the same position
https://files.catbox.moe/leor6m.png
https://files.catbox.moe/oclx6n.png
for these two i was trying out new angles/poses and the first one was also another attempt at trying out an unusual angle for the light source

>>50260752
Larva sure has a cool theme yes

>>50260757
>the last two specifically were to use a sunset/unusual light source
FUCK i meant to say the first two, i forgot which order i uploaded the files in but hopefully you knew what i meant. i really wish 4chan had the ability to upload multiple files

I wonder how the iranian Kurumianon is doing these days

>>50260765
he's actually Iraqi, and he posted on 8 chan during the hack i think, it was a flag board that showed kurumi attatched to a post with an Iraqi flag

HEY KOISHIDRAWBAB
opinions on fat and hairy women?
opinions on merth?

>>50260771
HEY FAGGOT, YOU STOLE MY 4CCG POST

>>50260757
I wish you drew the noses more often

>>50260774
yippie!

When will Reimu and Marisa be added to fortnite

>>50260757
Sorry for claiming that you aren't improving. I see it now. That Minoriko looks very good.

make a new thread…

revelation: yuuma has inverted nipples because it makes her nips look like goat/sheep eyes

>>50260913
I thought that was known
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/7f/f0/__mononobe_no_futo_kijin_seija_and_toutetsu_yuuma_touhou_drawn_by_itatatata__7ff077c92c0a22841cf05a9c316dd88d.png