Thread 50257843

I’m starting to understand Mokou’s dad.

she is described as the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth and you're only starting to understand this after seeing her tits???

>>50257870
It is hard to define someone as the most beautiful. To this day I don't believe Kaguya to be prettiedt when there is Eirin, Okina, Yukari, Kanako, etc.

>>50257870
>most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth
nta but Mokou's dad's decision was only because he probably wasn't an incestfag, Mokou may bea little lacking in the chest department compared to the moon whore but she's perfect everywhere else!

>>50257893
Mokou's dad did not want to defile his daughter.

>>50257843 (OP)
Welcome to the club.

>>50257878
That's just because of fictional beauty being reliant on each artist's specific artstyle. However, i assure you that if you were transported to Gensokyo and saw the canonically accurate Kaguya, face to face? You'd cum on the spot. Not a choice, sorry. Your pants are done.

>>50257870
>she is described as the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth
And a lesbian!

>>50258238
Wrong because a 9th century Japanese women would be flat as board (objectively less beautiful than the op pic)

>>50258283
>Japanese women
She's from the moon.

>>50258289
The Lunarians look Japanese (architecture) in SSIB and their Gods are from Japanese mythology.

>>50257870
Bah, beauty means nothing without an equally splendid personality to go along with it, which is why this flighty broad will never compare to my lovely wife Konohanasakuya-hime.

>>50258545
wow I had no idea kaguya was from a shonen anime

What if Kaguya had the biggest tits in Gensokyo?

>>50258238
I personally attribute otherworldly beauty as a general Lunarian trait. Earth men go ga-ga over Lunarian women, same for Earth women and Lunarian men.

So if you were to see Kaguya and Eirin at the same time, your balls would immediately turn into raisins.

>>50259286
Because they each crushed one testicle at a time?

>>50257843 (OP)
>>50257937
>>50259046
Why is she so fucking FAT. Eat a salad and go jogging princess.

>>50259294
Because they squeezed themselves dry while you had a massive ejaculation.

BTW, your dickhead has also exploded due to the volume of semen.

>>50257843 (OP)
Kaguya is a slut!

>>50257843 (OP)
Kaguya-hime...you look different...

cum

>>50258545
If I pulled that out, would I be crowned the king of Japan?

>>50259545
You're not my princess

>>50259737
it would be extremely painful

Mokous dad was a bit too old for her

>>50260541
kys shotacuck

>>50260541
She charms them during her free time, as one of her favourite hobbies

Kaguya is erotic

How would Kaguya react if I called her a PAAG? (Phat Assed Asian Girl)

>>50263567
She would look at you like she has no idea what the fuck you just said, because she doesn't.

>>50263597
Yawn. Not funny.

>>50263567
>>50263807
kys shotacuck

>>50263567
She would be perplexed by such word, not even Sumirenko knows that.

>>50263807
It's not a joke, Anon. It's up to you to teach her all about ass and butt terminology. Consider it an opportunity to bond with an ever-wise princess by showing her things she has yet to know.

>>50263939
Maybe i will. Your post reminds me of that trope where clueless foreign/alien girls are duped into doing sexy shit. Like an alien thinking that twerking her ass meat is a human greeting. I want to see this with Kaguya. Maybe she isn't so clueless and likes to play along...

>>50265779
My condolences for your imminent suicide via three arrows to the back of the skull, anon.

Christ, Kaguya's threads have gone downhill and fast.

>>50265873
Between Kaguya and Ran I don't know who is more deranged.

>>50265884
Ran is more popular so the degeneracy can be diluted. This? This is just trash.

>>50258527
yet Chang'e is a chink???

>>50265918
Maybe the Lunarians are more inclusive with their shit idk

>>50265903
What's wrong with the Kaguya threads in general? I have seen many people complaining about them.

>>50257843 (OP)
If Kaguyahime is supposed to be the prettiest most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth why is she so fucking plain? She looks like any other Japanese girl with long hair

>>50265978
I like Starraisins' art but I dislike the abhorrent text attached to posts containing his art

>>50265978
You let /v/jeets in and now you face the consequences for doing nothing.
>>50266057
Low test.

>>50265855
Eirin would be complicit. She loves the princess as much as we do.
>>50266030
>She looks like any other Japanese girl with long hair
Muh blue eyes and such are overrated. You may as well call her plain for having two eyes, two hands, two feet etc. She's just prettier than anyone else. Better face, better tits, hips whatever.

>>50266296
>She's just prettier than anyone else
Too bad she's so plain and basic then

>>50266388
Mokou, give it a rest.

>>50266396
I denounce Mokou as an smelly hobo but Kaguya is still plain and basic.

>>50257843 (OP)
Mokou’s dad never saw those so you would have to fall for just her face,hair and body that was hidden by her clothes to truly understand him.

Is Kaguya built for Big Human Cock?

>>50258545
Ten show us how your lovely wife looks like then

>>50259545
Sorry but I'm not into inbreed royalty.

>>50266472
Not even a big, even the smallest human cock is bigger than the l*narians' biggest cocks.

>>50257843 (OP)
Her clothes sure hid a lot but I'd rather do the doctor or that purple haired rabbit.

>>50266472
If by that you mean using impurity to make her fall into bliss then yes.

>>50266494
>>50266506
She's a BHC addict then

>>50266536
Who are the other girls that also fall into this category?

>>50266542
Yakumo Ran.

>>50266542
All Tengu

>>50266596
Specially the male ones.

>>50266607
All Tengu is all Tengu anon
They are but simple slaves to the BHC

>>50266542
Yukari, Okina, Kasen, Eirin, Byakuren, Yuuka, Yuugi, Hecatia

>>50266671
Honestly I want to see what being a BHC addict implies. Full detail.

>>50266694
Human men only. Yokaicels and kamicels on suicide watch.

>>50266468
How do you know kaguya didn’t flash random men just for fun as well

>>50266725
She is a princess not a whore.

>>50266740
What's the difference?

>>50266740
She still had her bra on dude

I just want to hang out with Kaguya and play Mario Party with her.

>>50266954
Anon, if you wanted to destroy Eientei all you had to do is say it

>>50266542
[Insert a list lf all female touhou character minus Ariya, she will die virgin and unloved]

>>50266725
Her bullshit abstract powers means she could do this in less than a blink of the eye.

>>50267679
Her bullshit powers means she can give you instantaneous ejaculations for eternity if you sexually harass her.

>>50267688
She's too strong...

Would the 'guya be offended if I stole her liver just so I could pursue her forever?

>>50266740
>not a whore
Not according to every secondary itt.

>>50260541
strengthen yourself shotaSAGE

>>50266740
>>50266743
>>50269230
Every 2hu is a whore. Even Rinnosuke.

>>50259286
So lunarians and humans are biologically made for one another, 100% compatibility rate, gotcha. I've seen enough; wait for me, Toyohime!

>>50270745
>Toyohime
She's already married and has at least one son

>>50270745
You better be at your best, tiger. You have on your hands and dick, all the honor of hvman men!

>>50257843 (OP)
Why is the hime showing off her tracks of land?

>>50274127
She knows they’re so beautiful that the world deserves to see them

I drew her

>>50275265
I love this anon. This would be her body in my headcanon. She's big and small in all the right places. Cute facial expression and exposed shoulders/cleavage too!

Would Kaguya-hime ever twerk?

>>50276217
Maybe

>>50274127
To be smug about it and to show off her superiority.
>>50276217
No.

>>50276301
Puffy vulva.

>>50276244
Hopefully
>>50276301
Ironically your first reply could mean she would twerk. Or maybe she does it to mess with people. She seems like the type to not act like a princess to get a rise out of people.

>>50267688
Having an orgasm that lasts for two centuries with Kaguya!

Mokou's dad was a dumbass. Fell for the 8th century version of "fetch me a garloid."

>>50284983
He wasn't the only one. A bunch of idiots run to their death for someone so plain.

>>50284983
He didn't really fall for that, though. He just made a fake branch, instead.
His problem was that he forgot to pay the craftsmen he forced to work on it, so his ruse fell apart when the craftsmen appeared at the old bamboo cutter's house and demanded their rightful payment.

>>50285317
>He just made a fake branch, instead.
I made one of those once, I thought it was funny, though it didn't turn out well. I'm somewhat more impressed by the craftsman's skill if he got a good facsimile of the real thing.

>>50285248
Yeah but he's the only one who's still relevant.

Literally one of the worst thread of a good character. Just let it die, please.

>>50288981
im gonna bump it just to piss you off.

>>50288981
That's just how Kaguya threads are anon

SHE NEEDS TO FUCK LITTLE KIDS

>>50289571
That's Mokou's thing.

>>50289618
Wrong, Mokou fucks dogs and moonlights as a cum receptical.

>>50257843 (OP)
Kaguya ain't worth shit, she didn't work on Contra!