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Anonymous No.50259713 [Report] >>50259758 >>50259778 >>50259792 >>50259840 >>50259868 >>50259886 >>50260452 >>50270648
Which would be a harder challenge?

1. You have one year to make Seiga a less-evil woman.
2. You have to work as Seiga's assistant for one year and cannot masturbate or ejaculate during that time. (She will rest her saggy tits on you sometimes during this period)
Anonymous No.50259758 [Report]
>>50259713 (OP)
>2
it will get easier IF i manage to make it past the first month, so 2, and i dont think i can convince a woman who uses fetuses as projectiles to be less evil
Anonymous No.50259778 [Report] >>50259801 >>50259967
>>50259713 (OP)
What happens if I lose?
The idea of ejaculating to her seem too good I might want to lose on purpose
Anonymous No.50259792 [Report]
>>50259713 (OP)
3. You have to work in her brothel for a year.
Anonymous No.50259801 [Report] >>50259967
>>50259778
You don't get the prizes for winning and when Komachi comes to try and get Seiga she leaves you in her place instead
Anonymous No.50259840 [Report]
>>50259713 (OP)
1 would be infinitely harder
Anonymous No.50259868 [Report]
>>50259713 (OP)
>1. You have one year to make Seiga a less-evil woman.
Easy, her previous husband never gave her a good dicking so just do that.
Anonymous No.50259886 [Report]
>>50259713 (OP)
Two would legitimately be the hardest thing in the world. I would lose in the first hour probably. You would have to be insane to do that one.

I would take the first challenge and convince Seiga to use paper bags and glass straws. Easy. And maybe along the way we can fall in love and that can help make her less evil too.
Anonymous No.50259890 [Report]
Anonymous No.50259967 [Report] >>50260217
>>50259778
>>50259801
If you win, you get one of four prizes:

1. You can marry Seiga (she won't disappear on you, don't worry.)
2. One day of consequence-free any-fantasy no-logic-required sex with Seiga
3. You can have any Touhou become (you)r personal Jiang-shi
4. The yama will never send you to hell, no matter what you do
Anonymous No.50260217 [Report]
>>50259967
If I won I'd definitely pick 4 so Eiki stops bothering me when I run into her
Anonymous No.50260225 [Report]
Anonymous No.50260403 [Report] >>50278470
Sex with Seiga!
Anonymous No.50260452 [Report] >>50260475
>>50259713 (OP)
Personally, I feel 1 would be easier. Yes, you have to do something instead of just avoiding doing something, but there's a purpose. You can tell yourself "I want to help her become a better person" or some such and repeat it as a mantra. Seiga is an amazing person, and the world could be so much better for having her in it. And I believe she could be genuinely happy as a less wicked person. That she could smile outside of the dark holes she makes for herself. She can have so much more than a reputation and pilfered goods.
2 is just pointless. The world doesn't change whether you succeed or not. If you give up, you're only fucking yourself. Kinda hard to get motivated.
Anonymous No.50260475 [Report] >>50260481
>>50260452
I don't think Seiga can be a good person. She's too far gone
Anonymous No.50260481 [Report]
>>50260475
Anyone can be a good person if they just try. And I want to believe in Seiga!
Anonymous No.50263895 [Report] >>50264421 >>50264612
Why is seiga so erotic
Anonymous No.50264421 [Report]
>>50263895
evil woman sexy
Anonymous No.50264612 [Report] >>50265016
>>50263895
That one animation set where the villagers punish a tied up Seiga is easily one of the best erotic Touhou fan works and I won't hear otherwise.
Anonymous No.50264762 [Report] >>50266027 >>50268953
What's her bra size
Anonymous No.50265016 [Report] >>50269421 >>50270519
>>50264612
post it please!
Anonymous No.50266027 [Report]
>>50264762
Fucking big but considering how saggy she is I wonder how often she wears them
Anonymous No.50266658 [Report]
I LOVE SAGGY EVIL WOMAN TITS
Anonymous No.50268953 [Report]
>>50264762
Yoshika's hands
Anonymous No.50269421 [Report] >>50269641 >>50270519
>>50265016
RJ313605, if you want to support the artist it's on sale at DLsite, otherwise it's easy enough to find the full set on whatever site you use for such things.
Anonymous No.50269641 [Report] >>50270519
>>50269421
Not trying to change the topic of the thread, but, is there anything on the same level as that Seiga animation but with Murasa instead on DLsite?
Anonymous No.50270519 [Report] >>50270617 >>50270627 >>50272048
>>50265016
>>50269421
Have a full translation (as video format), don't know if the game, at least the Steam version, has a english translation already.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fslnwc.mp4
>>50269641
Same artist, yes. The same one who did those Nue and Sakuya's animations.
Anonymous No.50270617 [Report]
>>50270519
Thanks anon
Anonymous No.50270627 [Report] >>50272073
>>50270519
The subtitles in that pic are from the game itself.
Anonymous No.50270631 [Report]
>Take challenge 2
>Penalty for failing is being turned into a Jiangshi
>Get dramatically overworked in support of Seiga's evil deeds
>Don't get to sex the Seiga
Anonymous No.50270648 [Report] >>50270657
>>50259713 (OP)
2 has to be modified or you're just going to lose the moment you have a wet dream (guaranteed with no fap and having all your senses overwhelmed by large sweaty hermit breasts 24/7).
Anonymous No.50270657 [Report] >>50270702
>>50270648
Are you implying Doremy would work against you? What possible motive would Doremy have to do that? You're paranoid.
Anonymous No.50270659 [Report] >>50271118
Anonymous No.50270702 [Report] >>50271042
>>50270657
seiga keeps your body, doremy keeps your mind. both sides get what they want and discard the parts they have no need of
Anonymous No.50271042 [Report] >>50271078
>>50270702
What's even left
Anonymous No.50271078 [Report] >>50275484
>>50271042
Your heart.
Anonymous No.50271118 [Report]
>>50270659
Dead rabbit pussy...
Anonymous No.50272048 [Report]
>>50270519
holy fuck thank you
Anonymous No.50272073 [Report]
>>50270627
Yes but those are very early subs just when the game came out back then. If the Steam version has subs too I'm sure they are different.
Anonymous No.50275484 [Report]
>>50271078
Is it worth it?
Anonymous No.50275495 [Report]
Last time I attempted nofap I started oozing slime after two weeks, so I guess number 1 is my only choice.
Anonymous No.50278470 [Report]
>>50260403
Futa artist.
Anonymous No.50278488 [Report] >>50279097 >>50282344
Seiga has a lot of lewd potential unexploited.
Anonymous No.50279097 [Report] >>50281480
>>50278488
Agree, Furui making stuff with her is simple a pipe dream at this point.
Anonymous No.50281480 [Report]
>>50279097
This artist draws such sexy Seiga
Anonymous No.50282344 [Report]
>>50278488
Oh 100%. Her amoral nature and deeds, her powers, her personality, her desperation to get away with it, everything about her is two missteps from her part from becoming a porno.