Thread 50261359

How would you grope your favorite 2hu and get away with it (intact)? What plan would you come up with and how would you pull it off? How easy would it be?

It can either be tits or ass, your choice.

No easy picks, coward

With hypnotism every 2hu is an easy pick

>>50261359 (OP)
Easiest way I can think of is to just marry them and make then love you.

>>50261490
You'd need to actually marry them first though, that's also something to consider. How would you charm your favorite 2hu?

>>50261359 (OP)
I tell her my slipping my hand under her clothes and around her supple milkers was an accident and I slipped, while continuing to play with her breasts.

>>50261740
Canonically accurate on model vengeful spirit honkers.

id survive this

>>50261359 (OP)
Cow boobs

>>50262602
Suzu isn't the type to show mercy

>>50261721
When did Marisa get tits?

>>50261490
>>50261509
Does_he_know?.jpg
>>50268493
That's cookie.

>>50268513
Wrong picture anon.

>>50268493
More canonically accurate Marisa groping.

What would happen if you ambushed the paizuri rape kot?

>>50269348
She would be defenseless as her main way to attack has been neutralized

>>50269089
Sexybanki has the best reaction and Kagerou has the best expression, but Wackysacky having easy access for direct skin on skin contact makes her the most appealing of the three groping targets.

Step 1: Let her sleep
Step 2: Grope

>>50261359 (OP)
Hey, you didn't even answer your own questions.
But Urumi's probably used to getting groped with those gigantic sloshers and sexy body, so wouldn't need much of an excuse for her to brush it off.

>>50273609
Patchouli. She's really frail and weak so it'd be pretty easy. I'd slip my hands under her loose pajama top and grope her and just that would probably be enough for her to get out of breath and drop her book to the floor. By the time she recovers I'd be out of the mansion.

Groping the asthma librarian.

>>50274559
Imagine lifting her frumpy robes, shoving your head under her dress and resting your face right between her massive breasts as she makes several futile attempts at pushing you away with her anemic arms.

>>50261359 (OP)
I would just pay to grope her.

>>50275719
>Wha-?! Get your hands off me! Th-this is a library!
>I'm warning you! I know a bunch of different elemental spells that could vaporize you!! S-so you'd better... huff... you'd better let go!
>Ngh-! Stop that! Don't you dare lift that-! My pajamas! H-hey! Are you even listening to me?!
>Ugh, get your... your filthy head out of there! It's... wheeze... it's improper! Koakuma! KOAKUMA!!
>I'M SERIOUS!! S-Stop it! It's not funny at all!! I'll seriously blast you away!
>Just... Ugh..!!
>...
>Please stop...

>>50278250
Would she be jealous if I immediately stopped and tried doing it to Koakuma next?

Which 'hu is the most averse to being groped with the biggest negative reaction, but wouldn't actually hurt a man for doing it?

>>50282078
So docile but proud, and prude? Kasen immediately comes to mind.

>>50278250
I'm replacing my need for oxygen entirely with Patchouli musk.

Tell Yukari I have a trick to make her saggers look less saggy

i would 100% die, unless she misinterpreted it as some strange outsider flirting ritual she has no knowledge of, then maybe i'd be ok

Just become a mid level hermit or magician and you'll instantly be able to grope as you please all the fairies and small fry Youkai you want.
Simple.

>>50282650
Dude, I've got an idea. You and I can be Yukari's tit-bearers. We get paid to hold up her saggers. Dibs on the right tit.

>>50283090
!!!
Isn't that kinda... gay...

>>50283090
You guys have her breasts covered, so I'll take one for the team and hold up her pussy, just as a preventive measure if it starts sagging too.

>>50284079
You can't hold up her pussy alone!! It doesn't even sag!! Hey!! You're just being greedy!

>>50274559
How would a tummy grope change things?

>>50285629
Nice penis

>>50285758
Don't worry, it's just a really fat mons.

>>50285629
unexpected move: groping her cock

>>50285758
>>50285878
You made me do a fact check on this and I am in fact, heterosexual

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9917942?q=parent%3A9917935

Damn when did Reimu get to be such a cow? What are they putting in that Gensokyo water?

>>50278250
It's funny because the dialogue of your image is the opposite of your post

go on and grab a handful of spider

I think Yukari randomly opens gaps around Gensokyo so she can grope all of the big breasted yokai

>>50288931
God I love clothing damage

>>50286816
Pretty bold of her considering she's got big squeezable tits of her own

>>50288931
Joke's on yukari
She's only groping a handful of Sakuya's pads

Pose as a fitness instructor for Fatchy. Grope her thighs, ass, breasts, and especially her chubby tummy under the guise of guiding her for yoga poses and such.

>>50289856
> Yukari has groped everyone
> Momiji has been groped by everyone

It's not groping, it's inspecting Omega Power reserves.

>>50261359 (OP)
Youmu's ass (I know the picture is tits, I'd grab those too) be gardening with her and pretend I tripped on some kind of garden tools, bonus points if I pull her dress down while falling

>>50291064
Grab a ghost.

Yukari got too bold.

>>50294232
Youmu! Someone stole your nipples!

>>50294232
I'll do more than grab the ghost (I wonder if her ghost half works as a fleshlight, if so I can skip the groping and go straight in)