train how you fight

I always do.

Grab his wrist and he's fucked. Most normies cant hand fight.

>>63794570 (OP)

>>63794766
this might be my favourite video that has ever been made

>>63797444
I like that video from like two blocks from the WTC that perfectly catches the second plane slamming into the tower, and checked.

>>63797507
Wait, what? Anon please share

>>63794570 (OP)
Instead of gently molesting his target seems like he could have just stabbed it after grabbing.

Also how many times does he have to trick an inanimate object before stabbing it in one encounter?

>>63794570 (OP)

>>63798231
Why is he attacking a capemovie standee

>>63794755
dayum dat nigga zesty!

>>63798269
Upset at the horrible miscasting probably

>>63798233
Can't stand these No Touch Master faggots and their students selling harder than WWE.

What confuses me is when they actually accept challenges to fight from proper fighters, they must know whats going to happen as soon as punches are thrown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr0AbiM3kMg

>>63798378
>Jeet Fighter

>>63794766
Can someone give context on whats going on here?

>>63798434
@grok Context?

>>63794755
>backflip in high heels
this level of zesty shouldn't be possible

>>63798434
Looks like Systema being taught in school designed by a dentist.

>>63798378
Man, capoeira is such a fucking useless martial art.

>>63798455
There's another video of him in a fight with some people and he backflip kicks someone behind him in the head or something crazy.
It's not one off, that zesty negro is legitimately very skilled.

>>63798297

You are doing mental gymnastics hating on them.
They are counting CASH because they know that there is always dumbasses willing to PAY them $$$$$

They Figured something out that you are STILL having an issue with.

>>63798466
>capoeira is such a fucking useless martial art
I'd mostly agree but it's one of those arts that can't stand alone but is great to have in your repertoire.
Plus you have to be in pretty good shape to stand a chance of doing it so it's good training anyway.

>>63798480
Doesn't really matter when they get punched in the face and curl into a ball crying.

>>63798480
>just scam people bro, that's the secret
We know how they do it, everyone does.
We choose to condemn that behaviour.

*blocks your path*

>>63798558
He's gonna be feeling that for generations to come.

>>63798378
Are they fighting over the piss bottles

>>63794570 (OP)
I want this in the next street fighter

>>63794766
>>63798656
Shoryu-Kenny Omega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooMm_xsRRyw

>>63798473
the phone filmed in a mall, right?

>>63794570 (OP)
Uhh, just get a punching bag in your garage bro.

>>63794755
I legitimately would not fuck with that dude.

>>63799828
Shoot first, ask questions later policy.

>>63794755
Mbappe?

>>63799828
There's a video somewhere where the guy unironically heems someone with a roundhouse, then does a backflip on his unconscious body.

>>63798231
is this supposed to be a joke?

>>63799845
He's like an IRL Anna Williams from Tekken.

>>63799846
This level of misogynistic hatred is ne joke friend. He will shoot your mom!

>>63794755
I am unironically impressed

>>63799868
He'll shoot his own arm first, more likely.

>>63798170
holy shit, this guys good

>>63798480
Indian post

>>63799852
He should cosplay her at a convention.
As a joke, you know.

>>63798233
There's a ki-aikido group that participates in the annual Japanfest where I live. In the middle of all the actual MA demos these dudes come and with their magic pants body flipping contactless asswhooping Ojiisan routine and the audience absolutely eats it up. I really don't understand it.

>>63798378
Crouching backflip, shaking drunkard

>>63797597
He read a fancy looking book and considers himself an expert of wingchung and wushu. Those gentle touches are definitely supposed to be strikes and blocks. I'd call it a John Wick movie parody but the sheer contempt and malaise in that last head smack tells me he superimposes his enemies and unleashes all his unbridled rage and fury on them in his mind.

Systema thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X9CR3fxtTY

>>63794570 (OP)
fight were you eat!

>>63799828
>I legitimately would not fuck with that dude.
I would legitimately fuck that boypucci till he loves me. (no homo)

>>63798558
But why? Is this his fetish?

how are you supposed to defend yourself from scooters hooligans?

>>63794570 (OP)

>>63800412
ball busting feels great when done right

>>63800415
Holy shit that guy getting absolutely clowned on by The Stig's Australian cousin

>>63800412
All jokes aside, it's typical faux martial artist posturing
>look at me, I will teach you to be as tough and invincible as I am
Though this one is extreme, I'm 100% certain he's wearing some kind of protection.
Considering these kinds of McDojo groups are legitimate cults most of the time, he probably has enough brainwashed cattle who eats up his every word.

what could he have done differently here?

>>63800427
Called in sick and stayed home

>>63800412
>Is this his fetish?

>>63800423
>typical faux martial artist posturing


Everyone laughs at the conditioning...until you need it.

>>63794766
you laugh but these guys would beat 90% of /k/

>>63800427
why the pig escalated so fast, though?

>>63800554
i'd never spar with that guy, ever

>>63800098
I used to do HEMA and we went up against a kenjutsu group of weebs. It was pretty interesting because they didn't understand the concept of cross guards so they thought they had me but i just parried and captured their sword between my guard and blade and thrusted at them. Most eastern martial arts are so by the book they get confused when you do something they don't expect.

>>63800554

>Nutfu

>>63794766
So I grew old enough to see the kid sister style spastic slap fighting become a thing?

>>63800689
if you are high enough level, anything works.
if it's retarded and it works, it's not retarded.

>>63799803
>the phone filmed in a mall, right?
i thought it might be outside a metro station but it could have been a mall.
There was an open space and columns or pillars.

>>63800423
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8B8JsqpN_Q

>>63800882
Damn, being a slasher villain is no joke.

>>63800300

>>63800657
Same reason every cop does just that: they got bullied in high school and this is their way of getting back at the tormentors

>>63800657
>british
>cop
imagine female cops but you remove their guns and change their genders, that's british cops, now female british cops will be even worse.

>>63798378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvOb97M-218

>>63798466
it would probably help if he would actually use it and strike instead of staying crouched and doing backflips

>>63800554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRPVOCr-QY&t=72s

>>63800882
lol look at his tits

>>63801654
He's doing cardio, what are you doing?

>>63801654
>'miring
>telling the whole world you were doing it

>>63800882
b-big siege??

>>63802305
pic rel
>>63802270
Not being fat.

>>63798297
After decades of everyone you "fight" going down thanks to your chi or whatever, you actually start to buy your own bullshit.