Thread 63800364

To whoever requested the Bakhmut cat/Operation Spider Web shitpost, my apologies that this is like a week late. My laptop was sitting in a repair shop on the day of the raid.

>>63800364 (OP)
>Russian planes be like

>>63800422
>The reason the war started

Now post something funny

>>63800364 (OP)
holy based

>tfw Armchair Warlord still hasn't provided us with his genius take on the operation

>>63801255
He's intentionally prolonging his break so he doesn't get mocked relentlessly

>>63801255
is there any point to it?
he's just going to fall back on his usual
>doesn't change my analysis in any way
cope
the twat ran out of amusing creative excuses several happenings ago

>>63800364 (OP)
>humor thread
>just another slav civil war thread
It's been over 2 years. Isn't it time for you tourists to leave?

>>63800632
>open defecation

As opposed to closed defecation?

>>63801372
>For like 2 days
that's false, i created a ukraine thread mere hours after 4chan came back and you're a lying faggot.
russia lost get over it.

>>63800637
lmao

>>63801371
indoor vs outside

>>63801255
It's spelled copelord.

>>63801289
the only tourist here is you pranjeep

you don't even know English

>>63801569
Speak english you slavic piece of shit. No one can read your moonrunes.

>>63801569
>Mandick

>>63801569
>namefag
>vatnik shitposter

well I would never have guessed

>>63801569
>>63801633
EEYYYY MANDICKSUCKER IS STILL ALIVE!! CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT ONE THIRD OF THE PUCCIAN NOOK TRIAD XAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!!

it's very convenient that 'bypassing spam filters' is no longer a report option for you

>>63801647
Having worked McDonald's in the past for an excessive amount of time, I can speak with authority when I tell you this man would be a perfect fit for the job.

>>63801621
magnifique

>>63801569
As a lover of dogshit jokes I really appreciate this. I shall be adapting it for pluses against various different minorities in the coming weeks.

>>63801682
Fascinating stuff

>>63802094
Average /pol/ users

>>63802094
Stupid retarded mobileposter. Click on the three dots by the post and hit “open original file”. I bet youve been saving mobile thumbnails too.

>>63801647
>SPC (Retired)
Heartily kek'd.

>>63801858
Chris Rock was right

>>63803345
Had to look this one up. Turns out it's fake, but it's funny anyways.

>>63803658
You deserve it for being a namefag.

>>63803658
What’s it like being a nigger? Are you born with an EBT card or do you get one at sixteen?

>>63803658
that's what you get for being a gossipy little bitch

>>63803601
Fucking KEK

>>63804501
That's beyond copium. These are the same missile trump's been sitting on for months. Difference is that zelensky mentioned them again.

>>63804533
>reasoning in the text
Yeah I don't think it was the dabbing on russia again that did that, probably just gonna be ready to bomb more brownies... again.

Also, grahams still calling for sanctions, i dunno what you mean by smacked down.

>>63804533
>which were out in the open due to the START treaty

That's a bullshit myth that keeps getting repeated. The current treaty (which Russia withdrew from anyway) specifically - specifically - states that it's fine to keep bombers in shelters, and that they don't need to be parked in the open. It literally says in text that leaving them in the open is NOT required in any way.

>>63804550
>trump won't enforce them
Not what the article says, just your copium.

Iran claims to be able to hit those bases, so yes you would want to have additional defenses if you planned on bombing them from those bases. Kinda fucktarded to do that afterwards.

Ladies, this isn't fucking /pol/. This is a thread about /k/ humor.

Am I ready for war, /k/?

>>63804378
The most disgusting thing about you faggots is how proud you are of your degeneracy. No normal person accepts homosexuality but you freaks make entire festivals out of it.

>>63804501
>because it’s attacks
No? Pretty sure those missiles were literally sitting there. Even after the resumption of aid, they haven’t budged. They moved to the Middle East out of fears of Iranian retaliation since the administration is focused on the Middle East again.

>>63804566
Iran attack through proxies to avoid direct retaliation. It’s a geopolitical game of wack o mole. The U.S. at this moment is currently considering possibilities since tensions are still high even after trump told the Israelis to back off from hitting Iran.

>>63804744
Can’t the American military spare any antidrone missiles for Ukraine? Surely their stockpile can handle it?

>>63804559
And even if we image Russia was totally complying, nothing requires you park your bombers in the open you disingenuous (or hilariously misinformed) zigger

>>63804566
>gentlemen’s agreement
100% cope
Russia kept those bombers in the open because they were cocky fuckers who thought the Ukies couldn't get them that far behind the front line
Russia chose to start a war of annihilation with Ukraine, they have no one to blame for the inevitable consequences of that decision but themselves

>>63804566
>Russia and the US had something of a “gentlemen’s agreement” of keeping their nuclear bombers out in the open
They absolutely did not. This is your baseless headcanon to explain Russian incompetence and arrogance.

>>63804776
Fuck off you faggot zigger "give us half your land and disarm so we can take the rest in a couple years" is not a negotiation that countries without functional strategic air forces can make.

>>63804776
Russia could end the fighting at literally any moment by simply leaving Ukraine and yet it consistently refuses to do so
Any and all death and suffering that occurs to Russia as a result is therefore both morally justified and entirely self inflicted

>>63804776
>Russia has offered Ukraine multiple chances to negotiate
And the negotiations have broken down every time because ziggers are disingenuous bad-faith actors. The negotiations have been held only to bamboozle retards like you (in the case you're just some naive fag who still believes what Russians say) or to feed new "Russia was a gud boi dindu nuffin, it was the evil wectoids who quit the negotiations" narratives for the internet's pro-zigger contingent.

>>63804786
too obvious to be genuine

>>63804787
At this point its obvious this is some random brownoid happily spouting stock lines

>>63804797
Yeah. The subhuman moved on to the next pre-programmed narrative cycle:
>Proofs!?!!? Proofs ziggers are disingenuous??!? Proofs they are bad-faith actors??!?