For me, it's probably a Toyota Hilux.
>>63804041 (OP)Toyota Tundra 2019 last million mile motor.
>>63804041 (OP)probably the one parked in my garage
straight to the woods. i aint dying for israel.
>>63804041 (OP)Herbie's unhinged older brother.
>>63804589is that a fuckin' Opel Calibra?
>>63804041 (OP)A used police car that isnโt too beat up.
>>63804041 (OP)I am not too picky, just any working pickup truck.
One of these rust buckets. On papers they'll go anywhere but parts will break very quickly and I'll spend more time fixing it than at the front.
>>63804041 (OP)A Dodge Dart. Those things are fucking invincible.
>>63804639That's a solid pick, but nothing beats the future
>>63804634Ah the real life road warrior
>>63804997We mocked that video when it came out. We ain't mocking it now.
>>63805367Nah we still mock it, just for different reasons. Drones are fine, hitting primer on a cannon shell without any barrel or breach? That shit's still plenty laughable.
I want to max out my survival chances so a range rover.
>>63805442Probably a solid plan as any for not getting shot
>>63805442for the same reason id prefer to be assigned to a king tiger unit in ww2 germany or an f111 unit in vietnam
>>63805428But are the Slavs trying it is the main question?
>>63805492>king tigerAre you implying youd be safer being an infantryman because you had to abandon your tank because it broke down and nobody can fix it
>>63804041 (OP)Dodge Viper (SR I) in banana yellow
>>63804076How does it steer??
What the actual shit? I know the only directions are going forwards or getting shot, but what if there's a fucking tree in the way?
>>63806267Melanin enriched individual detected
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>>63804041 (OP)I can buy tracked and armoured road legal stuff here.
Pic is rather heavy for a car but my licence will deal with it.
>>63804041 (OP)I'm going to war shiny and chrome.
>>63807378Tim, Timmy, Timmeh, timmeh timmeh, jimmeh
Is a fucking hero.
Take care.
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>>63804041 (OP)3rd gen or 5th gen hillux
easiest choice of my life
>>63807580Oil becomes scarce during war, my man
>>63804041 (OP)For a straight up fight it's a Toyota Hilux or Mazda BT-50, for an insurgency it's a Toyota RAV4 because they are so common they can blend in anywhere while having decent storage.
>>63804041 (OP)I would hop in my Bugatti, drive down to my private jet and fly off to my bunker in New Zealand.
Gimme Thai turbo diesel + 6 speed manual action baby.
>>63804041 (OP)That thing looks like it can do sick drifts to dodge drones.
>>63804041 (OP)This with a bluetooth speaker blasting a mix of racial slurs and various A-ONE bangers.
>Like the rabbits on the moooooooon
>>63804041 (OP)Motorcycle with sidecar
The more aesthetic, the better
>>63808296My 525d gets 30-33mpg all day my guy
Not Prius-tier but better than most vehicles ITT
What war was this car used in? Bosnia?
>>63811648How many quarters a week?
>>63804997This retarded thing actually worked, the artist was merely confused of who it would target
>>63804041 (OP)https://youtu.be/kSe_H9GbXxc
>>63811865the license plate looks german, SL would be Schleswig-Holstein and the sign looks right, too.
Would be funny if the picture is from bosnia, there's a meme in germany that yugos went to the war as a summer vacation.
>>63804634>1979 Chevy Camaro this is the one and only correct answer
The Land Cruiser Iโve got in my garage. 2013 with less than 70k miles
Suburban. With some after-market extras.
>>63813832>>JUNE, 2025, LOS ANGELES"Mega deadly force on NIGASAKI".
Shit, just remebered picrel. I retract my choice of
>>63804589
>>63807356Based. A former Danish SOF operator actually did just that.
>>63809144After I discover the locations of all the bunkers in New Zealand.
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>>63804041 (OP)Something with long travel but still 4x4. It would have to have a functional bed; so that might limit rear suspension travel.
>long travel>4wd>V8 with an auto and overdrive>at least a rear lockeror maybe just an ultra 4 truck
>>63817234holy based
>>63817153Made me remember this game and the golf course level using picrel. Good job!
>>63817447Also, I'd also like this in the post apocalypse, please.
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The most utilitarian and most almighty car known to man.
Anything other than pic rel and you're nOT running in the 90s
One of these
>Pigsteel frame
>5 speed manual
>12 valve Cummins, industrial design that is incredibly under stressed in a pickup
>canโt damage the engine even if you try assuming it has oil
>can be intercooled or aftercooled
>direct injection
>mechanical fuel system that works independent of electricity
>timing gears, no belt or chain. Non interference engine
>forged steel internals
>diesel, can make your own.
>towing capacity, 20mpg highway with a load
>can function incredibly old and worn out, with minimal oil pressure
>vibes
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACKโฆ forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6t7MlE7hj0
>>63817456Reminds me of picrel. One of my favorite ones games. Thanks for the nostalgia fren
>>63817665Fuck this shouldve been Satan's digits. Based 12v appreciator.
>>63818221No problem, friend. Cheers!
>>63804713The multiair motor is garbage
>>63808325>What country is this from?>It no longer exists.Old Simpsons had so many jokes that were so good. Best one that can be applied to almost any social situation is the Principal Skinner one where he's looking for Bart at a soda shop that has been closed down for decades.
>Am I out of touch?>No, it's the children who are wrong.
>>63809180Are these any good? I want to buy a Mazda BT-50 but turns out they're no longer rebadged Rangers but rebadged Isuzus. Kinda hesitant because I don't want to lift the hood and see a bunch of GM logos.
>>63818137Cool idea, shame that you can always tell the people that make these don't know how to drive
The 1976 SAAB 99 automatic super.
2 liter, 4 cylinders
Twin carburators
108 hp
3 gears automatic
Terrible fuel economy
160 kmh /100 mph top speed
0-100 kmh / 0-60 mph in 12 sec
When doing a kick-down the engine noise will scare the enemy. The car is not fast but the engine noise is glorious. This is a fun car.
Also: It is a SAAB so the ergonomics are better than most new cars.
You mongs are going about this question all wrong.
>The first rule of gunfighting is don't show up to the gunfight.