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Anonymous No.63804041 >>63804067 >>63804076 >>63804132 >>63804476 >>63804541 >>63804620 >>63804649 >>63804713 >>63804947 >>63804997 >>63805247 >>63805293 >>63806131 >>63806267 >>63807245 >>63807282 >>63807356 >>63808242 >>63808706 >>63808710 >>63808729 >>63809144 >>63809577 >>63809580 >>63809635 >>63810666 >>63811603 >>63811994 >>63813668 >>63813832 >>63813833 >>63813864 >>63817253 >>63817474 >>63817603 >>63817651 >>63820663
What civilian car would YOU drive if called to war?
Anonymous No.63804062
For me, it's probably a Toyota Hilux.
Anonymous No.63804067
>>63804041 (OP)
Toyota Tundra 2019 last million mile motor.
Anonymous No.63804069 >>63804225 >>63805468
Anonymous No.63804076 >>63806624
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63804132
>>63804041 (OP)
probably the one parked in my garage
straight to the woods. i aint dying for israel.
Anonymous No.63804150
Peugeot 100.
Anonymous No.63804225
>>63804069
>can I get a seat?
>no, you get a cuck stool and watch
Anonymous No.63804476 >>63804589
>>63804041 (OP)
Herbie's unhinged older brother.
Anonymous No.63804541
>>63804041 (OP)
Twingo
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63804589 >>63804610 >>63817153
>>63804476
Das bretty based
Anonymous No.63804598
Crown Vic
Anonymous No.63804610 >>63804619
>>63804589
is that a fuckin' Opel Calibra?
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63804619
>>63804610
Anonymous No.63804620 >>63804711
>>63804041 (OP)
A used police car that isn’t too beat up.
Anonymous No.63804624
Anonymous No.63804630 >>63804639
Anonymous No.63804634 >>63805367 >>63812022 >>63816526
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63804639 >>63804972
>>63804630
Kek
Anonymous No.63804649
>>63804041 (OP)
I am not too picky, just any working pickup truck.
Anonymous No.63804650
One of these rust buckets. On papers they'll go anywhere but parts will break very quickly and I'll spend more time fixing it than at the front.
Anonymous No.63804659
Anonymous No.63804711
>>63804620
Anonymous No.63804713 >>63820607
>>63804041 (OP)
A Dodge Dart. Those things are fucking invincible.
Anonymous No.63804947
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63804972 >>63808227
>>63804639
That's a solid pick, but nothing beats the future
Anonymous No.63804997 >>63805367 >>63811983
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63805247
>>63804041 (OP)
My neighbors.
Anonymous No.63805293 >>63805430 >>63807991
>>63804041 (OP)
My car :)
Anonymous No.63805367 >>63805428
>>63804634
Ah the real life road warrior
>>63804997
We mocked that video when it came out. We ain't mocking it now.
Anonymous No.63805428 >>63805609
>>63805367
Nah we still mock it, just for different reasons. Drones are fine, hitting primer on a cannon shell without any barrel or breach? That shit's still plenty laughable.
Anonymous No.63805430
>>63805293
same
Anonymous No.63805442 >>63805475 >>63805492
I want to max out my survival chances so a range rover.
Anonymous No.63805468
>>63804069
>May you imbecile what is that
Anonymous No.63805475
>>63805442
Probably a solid plan as any for not getting shot
Anonymous No.63805492 >>63805675
>>63805442
for the same reason id prefer to be assigned to a king tiger unit in ww2 germany or an f111 unit in vietnam
Anonymous No.63805609
>>63805428
But are the Slavs trying it is the main question?
Anonymous No.63805675
>>63805492
>king tiger
Are you implying youd be safer being an infantryman because you had to abandon your tank because it broke down and nobody can fix it
Anonymous No.63806131
>>63804041 (OP)
Dodge Viper (SR I) in banana yellow
Anonymous No.63806267 >>63807199
>>63804041 (OP)
6.4 charger
Anonymous No.63806624
>>63804076
How does it steer??
What the actual shit? I know the only directions are going forwards or getting shot, but what if there's a fucking tree in the way?
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63807199 >>63807378
>>63806267
Melanin enriched individual detected
Anonymous No.63807245
>>63804041 (OP)
I can buy tracked and armoured road legal stuff here.
Pic is rather heavy for a car but my licence will deal with it.
Mandic.iz.custa.jebe.NAFO-jews.u.usta No.63807252
Anonymous No.63807282
>>63804041 (OP)
FUCKIN UTE MATE!
Anonymous No.63807352 >>63817497
Anonymous No.63807356 >>63817201 >>63821854
>>63804041 (OP)
I'm going to war shiny and chrome.
Anonymous No.63807374
Anonymous No.63807378 >>63807395
>>63807199
I’m actually a timmy
Anonymous No.63807395
>>63807378
Tim, Timmy, Timmeh, timmeh timmeh, jimmeh
Is a fucking hero.
Take care.
Anonymous No.63807580 >>63808296
Just a few simple modsβ„’
Anonymous No.63807991
>>63805293
this person knows
Anonymous No.63808201
2007 Nissan Altima
Anonymous No.63808227
>>63804972
ganoo car
Anonymous No.63808242
>>63804041 (OP)
3rd gen or 5th gen hillux
easiest choice of my life
Anonymous No.63808245 >>63808325
Anonymous No.63808296 >>63811648
>>63807580
Oil becomes scarce during war, my man
Anonymous No.63808325 >>63821577
>>63808245
Put it on H!
Anonymous No.63808706 >>63808710
>>63804041 (OP)
Either
Anonymous No.63808710
>>63804041 (OP)
>>63808706
Or
Anonymous No.63808729
>>63804041 (OP)
For a straight up fight it's a Toyota Hilux or Mazda BT-50, for an insurgency it's a Toyota RAV4 because they are so common they can blend in anywhere while having decent storage.
Anonymous No.63809144 >>63817234
>>63804041 (OP)
I would hop in my Bugatti, drive down to my private jet and fly off to my bunker in New Zealand.
Anonymous No.63809180 >>63821655
Gimme Thai turbo diesel + 6 speed manual action baby.
Anonymous No.63809570
Anonymous No.63809577
>>63804041 (OP)
That thing looks like it can do sick drifts to dodge drones.
Anonymous No.63809580
>>63804041 (OP)
the one i have
Anonymous No.63809635
>>63804041 (OP)
This with a bluetooth speaker blasting a mix of racial slurs and various A-ONE bangers.
>Like the rabbits on the moooooooon
Anonymous No.63810666
>>63804041 (OP)
Motorcycle with sidecar
The more aesthetic, the better
Anonymous No.63811603
>>63804041 (OP)
K5 blazer.
Anonymous No.63811648 >>63811923
>>63808296
My 525d gets 30-33mpg all day my guy
Not Prius-tier but better than most vehicles ITT
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Anonymous No.63811865 >>63812007 >>63819094
What war was this car used in? Bosnia?
Anonymous No.63811894
Anonymous No.63811923
>>63811648
How many quarters a week?
Anonymous No.63811983
>>63804997
This retarded thing actually worked, the artist was merely confused of who it would target
Anonymous No.63811994 >>63816300
>>63804041 (OP)
https://youtu.be/kSe_H9GbXxc
Anonymous No.63812007
>>63811865
the license plate looks german, SL would be Schleswig-Holstein and the sign looks right, too.
Would be funny if the picture is from bosnia, there's a meme in germany that yugos went to the war as a summer vacation.
Anonymous No.63812022
>>63804634
>1979 Chevy Camaro
this is the one and only correct answer
Anonymous No.63812043
The Land Cruiser I’ve got in my garage. 2013 with less than 70k miles
Anonymous No.63813668
>>63804041 (OP)
Level 7 armored G500
Anonymous No.63813832 >>63816207
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63813833
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63813864
>>63804041 (OP)
simple
Anonymous No.63814673
Suburban. With some after-market extras.
Anonymous No.63816207
>>63813832
>>JUNE, 2025, LOS ANGELES
"Mega deadly force on NIGASAKI".
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63816300
>>63811994
>A challenger appears
Anonymous No.63816476
Anonymous No.63816526
>>63804634
Thirded
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63817153 >>63817447
Shit, just remebered picrel. I retract my choice of >>63804589
Anonymous No.63817201
>>63807356
Based. A former Danish SOF operator actually did just that.
Anonymous No.63817234 >>63817253
>>63809144
After I discover the locations of all the bunkers in New Zealand.
Anonymous No.63817253
>>63804041 (OP)
Something with long travel but still 4x4. It would have to have a functional bed; so that might limit rear suspension travel.
>long travel
>4wd
>V8 with an auto and overdrive
>at least a rear locker
or maybe just an ultra 4 truck

>>63817234
holy based
Anonymous No.63817447 >>63817456
>>63817153
Made me remember this game and the golf course level using picrel. Good job!
Anonymous No.63817456 >>63818221
>>63817447
Also, I'd also like this in the post apocalypse, please.
Anonymous No.63817474
>>63804041 (OP)
This Peugeot
Anonymous No.63817477
The most utilitarian and most almighty car known to man.
Anonymous No.63817497
>>63807352
Comfy
Anonymous No.63817514
Anything other than pic rel and you're nOT running in the 90s
Anonymous No.63817603
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63817651
>>63804041 (OP)
Anonymous No.63817665 >>63818230
One of these

>Pigsteel frame
>5 speed manual
>12 valve Cummins, industrial design that is incredibly under stressed in a pickup
>can’t damage the engine even if you try assuming it has oil
>can be intercooled or aftercooled
>direct injection
>mechanical fuel system that works independent of electricity
>timing gears, no belt or chain. Non interference engine
>forged steel internals
>diesel, can make your own.
>towing capacity, 20mpg highway with a load
>can function incredibly old and worn out, with minimal oil pressure
>vibes
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK… forever
Anonymous No.63818137 >>63821749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6t7MlE7hj0
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63818221 >>63818456
>>63817456
Reminds me of picrel. One of my favorite ones games. Thanks for the nostalgia fren
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.63818230
>>63817665
Fuck this shouldve been Satan's digits. Based 12v appreciator.
Anonymous No.63818456
>>63818221
No problem, friend. Cheers!
Anonymous No.63819094
>>63811865
>Used in Bosnia by Helge Meyer to deliver aid after the UN gave up
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Anonymous No.63820607
>>63804713
The multiair motor is garbage
Anonymous No.63820663
>>63804041 (OP)
My own
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Anonymous No.63821577
>>63808325
>What country is this from?
>It no longer exists.

Old Simpsons had so many jokes that were so good. Best one that can be applied to almost any social situation is the Principal Skinner one where he's looking for Bart at a soda shop that has been closed down for decades.

>Am I out of touch?
>No, it's the children who are wrong.
Anonymous No.63821655
>>63809180
Are these any good? I want to buy a Mazda BT-50 but turns out they're no longer rebadged Rangers but rebadged Isuzus. Kinda hesitant because I don't want to lift the hood and see a bunch of GM logos.
Anonymous No.63821749
>>63818137
Cool idea, shame that you can always tell the people that make these don't know how to drive
Anonymous No.63821781
The 1976 SAAB 99 automatic super.

2 liter, 4 cylinders
Twin carburators
108 hp
3 gears automatic
Terrible fuel economy
160 kmh /100 mph top speed
0-100 kmh / 0-60 mph in 12 sec

When doing a kick-down the engine noise will scare the enemy. The car is not fast but the engine noise is glorious. This is a fun car.

Also: It is a SAAB so the ergonomics are better than most new cars.
Anonymous No.63821841
You mongs are going about this question all wrong.
>The first rule of gunfighting is don't show up to the gunfight.
Anonymous No.63821854
>>63807356
You'd fit right in