Thread 63821244

>Iran has fucked off from negotiations
>Israel is about to strike Iran
>Iran is preparing to strike Israel and American bases
>Trump might join in
Thoughts?

>>63821244 (OP)
Trump will join in then join out again, while ranting on his social media account each time.

>>63821244 (OP)
Cool.

>>63821244 (OP)
>Thoughts?
I think we have a good chance of Iran and Isreal improving the world by deleting each other.
A man can dream

>>63821244 (OP)
Reports are that pizza deliveries are way, way up. You'd think that the Pentagon would have figured out at some point that they need to prohibit ordering out en masse during a crisis and make planners eat MREs or provide some sort of take-out options in the commisaries that can be rapidly ramped up as needed.

Another middle eastern country totally has WMDs this time, can't wait to die for Isr- I mean uhh, world security.

>>63821244 (OP)
Hopefully they both launch nukes at each other and destroy each other.

Holden Bloodfeast memes about to suffer a critical existence failure if true

DO IT FAGGOT

>>63821244 (OP)
>Israel bombs Iran with the help of the US.
>Iran answers with a hundred missiles that do basically nothing.
>Call it a day

Born too late to fight in the middle east
Born too early to fight in the middle east
Born just in time to fight in the middle east

>>63821244 (OP)
>Thoughts?
#TACO

Also hilarious remembering how recently he was whining about Biden's wars and how they simultaneously want to cut aid to an actual free people fighting for their own self defense against a nuclear terrorist regime with zero direct American military risk. I'm sure spending hundreds of billions more for Israel will be great for the national debt too.

>>63821313
Kek

>>63821244 (OP)
MIC sat Donald down and told him we couldn't have peace. Unlimited suicidal support to Israel.

Any SKYKING/EAM messages?

>>63821314
Art of the deal, as they say

>>63821320
Only dick pics so far.

>>63821314
The only thing he believes in is that he should be a cool reality TV star and people should cheer and applaud him. That's it. Anti war, crypto, etc are all list because it gave him applause at the time.

>>63821244 (OP)
/k/ is filled with a bunch of ex-military bootlickers and dickriders so they’ll have no problem dying for Israel as long as they can see "le heckin operating kino" while they play dressup in kit. They’ll support any corrupt government on planet earth as long as they can self insert into their 0per8te fantasies.

>>63821336
I joined the military to sit in the motor pool all day, smoke cigs and get paid. Everything else is a meme

>>63821327
Nice dicks? Big?

>>63821322
>>63821332
Honestly he's probably desperate to distract from the foot gun of his tariff spazout, when domestic disapproval goes up ginning up some sort of foreign conflict is like, the historical go-to for that type throughout history.

>>63821244 (OP)
We need every American to unconditionally pledge their lives to the defense of Israel NOW

>>63821344
All black.
Weird obsession if you'd ask me.

>>63821320
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>>63821244 (OP)
Remember when trump wasn't going to start wars?
Another rug pull

>>63821351
>>63821352
MAINSAIL...MAINSAIL ...COPY ...COPY....BLACKEDRAW...BRICKZILLA ...do not respond

>>63821244 (OP)
please god, let Iranians be competent enough to carry out a dirty bomb strike into usa soil

>>63821336
>dying for Israel
That's russia's MO, and they're doing a hell of a job.

>>63821365
Soberest vatnik itt

>>63821365
Imagine if they missed and hit Canada.
What would be the implications

>>63821244 (OP)
Oh man imagine if Iran used a nuke on our allies in the middle east? Wow that would just be terrible

>>63821371
The US would still rape them. Probably, a bit hard to tell with orange man in office.

>>63821332
Ngl, him grifting millions, of not billions from cryptotards is almost something i applaud

>>63821371
>What would be the implications
all maple syrup supplies to iran cut off forever
vermont joins in solidarity, total global maple blacklisting
demand apology
send globe to iran with big red arrows pointing at maralago and showing how far it is from a canada
"this shows how we need more gun control"

>>63821313
Just as Gilgamesh intended

>>63821375
THE INSANE AND LUNATIC IRAN JUST USED A DIRTY BOMB ON NEWFOUNDLAND. VERY GOOD PEOPLE ONCE AGAIN TERRORIZED BY INSANE IRAN. NEWFOUNDLAND IS AN EXCELLENT COUNTRY AND AN INCREDIBLE ALLY. BIG MISTAKE IRAN!

>>63821336
Nigga I can tell you right now the people who want war the least are the ones actively serving

>>63821244 (OP)
So, are we finally going to take a stand and bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran?!

>>63821371
US employed Canadian war crimes on Iran

Is something about this news upsetting the /pol/tards? They are porn spamming again at the moment

>>63821392
IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T PART OF EUROPE AND HAD JOINED THE US THE GOLDEN UMBRELLA WOULD HAVE STOPPED THIS!

>>63821407
No, that particular retard is a gypo-French mutt zigger that has been spamming since June 1st.

>>63821407
The saars might be mad about the jet crash, could be Ukraine did something new, or they're mad about the whole LA thing. Doubt it's this though.

>>63821407
it's just a ritualposting spammer so buckbroken by the loss of a few Tu-95s he feels the need to spam blacked porn every day

>>63821295
>>63821336
>hurr durr dying for Israel
You people keeo saying this and it doesn't ever mean anything, or is actively nonsensical.

>>63821407
Other than Russian breaking the 1M mark, I have no idea what might be upsetting them.

>>63821244 (OP)
80 year curse of Israel is early this time

"Tom Cotton" sounds like a racists parody username someone would use online to shitpost about gays, niggers, and jews. Like "Wyatt A. Mann."

>>63821434
Crying about jews is just something they do out of kneejerk habit.

>>63821244 (OP)
why is Iran having nuclear weapons a bad thing?
let these guys hit some major port cities like New York, Seattle, Chicago, Los Angelese, San Francisco and other liberal infested zones.
Once they've done that we can just politely tell Iran "Thank you for your service" and ask them nicely to stop.

rock the casbah
rock the casbah

>>63821448
Wtf does that mean? I keep reading this shit